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Today, I'm visiting a bar that I often go to.
It's a bar called Proof Up in Sangenjaya.
I'm here with Mr. Bayashi.
I always call you Mr. Bayashi.
What's your name?
My name is Mr. Hamabayashi.
Mr. Hamabayashi.
I always call you Mr. Bayashi.
I'm your representative.
You always come here to drink.
You're having fun, aren't you?
That's right.
You often say cheers when you make a toast.
Please say cheers.
Cheers.
This alone will solidify.
What's wrong with you, Mr. Bayashi?
It's the same as usual.
I can't move.
What?
Don't you move?
I can't move.
You can drink without alcohol.
I can drink easily.
You can drink easily.
I can't drink a toast all the time.
That's right.
We have such a fun representative.
Let's have fun hypnosis today.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for your cooperation today.
Can you tell me your name?
I'm Yuribo.
Can I ask you what your job is?
I'm a dancer.
Can you tell me your name?
I'm Kyon.
What is your job?
I'm a housewife.
Your husband is happy to have such a cute wife.
I've experienced hypnosis a little bit.
Did you feel good?
Yes, I felt good.
Most TV programs cut this part.
The process up to this point.
Like today.
I'm sure you're watching from here.
There were more than 30 minutes before you came here.
Yes.
I've put a lot of effort into it.
It took a long time.
Do you want to show me?
Put your hand out.
You can't move, can you?
I can't move.
You can't move, can you?
I'm shooting, so you don't have to pretend to be caught.
You don't have to pretend to be a cast member.
I can't move my elbow.
What's wrong?
I can't move my elbow.
Do you notice?
This hand doesn't move either.
It's true.
This hand doesn't move either.
It's really bad.
Is it really bad?
Yes.
Say it's really bad.
It's really bad.
Say it again.
It's really bad.
You can't say it, can you?
Because it's really bad.
You can say it's okay, can't you?
Say it's okay.
It's okay.
It's really bad.
You can't say it, can you?
I'll give it back to you.
It's really bad.
It's okay.
It's really bad.
It's okay because your eyes are talking.
I'll put it away.
I'll move. It's okay.
It's really bad.
What should we do today?
Can you two speak foreign languages?
I can't speak.
Do you want to go abroad?
Yes.
Do you want to go abroad?
It's cool.
Where do you want to go?
America.
Then let's have you become an American.
From now on, the two of them will transform into Americans.
Do you have an image of an American in your mind?
Yes.
Do you have an image of an American in your mind?
Keep it here.
Sleep and come closer.
If you count three, you are the American you imagined.
Actions, speaking, everything.
If you can't speak, you'll say it in Japanese.
You are an American from the time you were born.
If you count three, you will definitely become an American.
One, two, three.
Thank you.
The two of them will transform into Americans.
You have the image of hugging an American, don't you?
I don't know, but it's kind of fun.
I see.
You have the image of hugging in overaction.
You immediately high-five.
I can only speak Japanese, but I'm very happy.
Where are you from in the United States?
I'm from Texas.
Where are you from in the United States?
I'm from San Francisco.
What do you like about San Francisco?
I don't know. I like the scenery.
Where in Texas do you like?
I like baseball.
Do you like baseball?
I see.
By the way, I'd like to see other foreigners.
I see. I see. I see.
Look.
Sleep and close your eyes.
If you count three, you will wake up comfortably.
If you wake up comfortably, you are a French.
You are a French.
If you count three, you will wake up as a French.
One, two, three.
Good morning.
Excuse me. Are you from France?
I'm from Paris.
You don't know only Paris, do you?
I'm from Milan.
Are you from France?
I'm from Italy.
I'm from Milan.
You are Italian, not French.
Yes.
Are you Italian?
Yes.
French people are proud.
Are you proud?
Do you like Italy so much?
I see.
Why do you like Italy so much?
Because of its culture.
Because of its culture?
Because of its pride?
Yes.
I see.
It's English, though.
I see.
That's why you like Italian people so much.
I think Italian people will look down on French people.
Do you think so?
You think Italian people will look down on French people.
Yes.
Do you think so?
Yes.
You are Italian, aren't you?
Yes.
Are you still American?
Yes, I am.
What do you think I am?
You are an alien.
Oh, am I?
Look at me.
Sleep.
When I count to three, I wake up.
You are an alien.
You are an alien, so you can only speak alien language.
You are an alien.
You are an alien, so you can only communicate with earthlings.
When I count to three, I wake up.
One, two, three.
You are an alien.
What?
What's wrong?
I'm an alien.
Alien?
Yes.
Where did you come from?
Mars.
Mars?
Marsian?
What is this?
It's something.
It's a kite.
A kite?
A means of communication.
Are you communicating here?
I'm communicating here.
With Mars?
This person is an Italian from Earth.
Italian.
This person is an Italian from Earth.
I don't know. I think I want to communicate.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I want to communicate.
You want to communicate?
Yes.
What's the difference between Mars and Earth?
Earth.
What?
Earth is different.
Earth is different?
Earth is different.
You are communicating with Earth people.
Can you communicate with Mars people?
When you are communicating with aliens.
One more time, please.
Louder.
Is that a word of Mars?
A word of Mars.
It's a word of Mars.
I heard it for the first time.
I heard it for the first time, too.
What will happen if both of you become Mars people?
I will count three.
You are Mars people.
You are Mars people of aliens.
If both of you become Mars people, I will count one, two, and three.
This is Earth, so we can meet on Earth.
It's okay if you talk about Mars.
I'm shooting every day, so I don't want to be transmitted.
What kind of conversation are you talking about?
What are you going to do when you return to Mars after this?
I said I wouldn't eat once.
It's the same.
It's the same as what I want to eat.
It's the same as what you want to eat.
You are properly connected by communication.
I can do it.
I envy you.
I envy you because you can't do that on Earth.
I don't need to talk about food.
You don't?
Isn't Mars separated from Japan and America like Earth?
Where is Mars?
It's not separated.
Mars is Mars.
Look.
Sleep.
Come closer.
Keep it here.
Sleep.
Come closer.
If you count three, you will be in a normal state.
Return to the original state and wake up.
One, two, three.
Good morning.
Good morning. Welcome back.
It's amazing.
What is amazing?
I feel like I'm floating all the time.
You are floating, aren't you?
I feel like I'm floating.
You two seem to be in the same environment.
You are floating, aren't you?
Mars floats.
You are living while floating a little.
My legs are like Earth.
When I stand up, I feel like I'm strong.
I'm floating.
I understand.
You had an image of the moment you stood up.
Yes.
I can't stand up.
That's great.
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