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- So, Ano-chan. - Yeah?
- This is the first episode of 2025. - Yes, thank you for having me again.
- Thank you for having me again. - Yes.
Is there anything you want to do this year?
Hmm... I want to go on a trip.
- A trip? - Yes.
Hmm, where would you like to go?
Hmm...
- I guess home. - What's with you?
- What's with you?
Is there anything you want to do?
I hate that question.
Wow, you're going all out again this year.
Okay, today's guests, it's about time, right?
Thank you for having us.
- Thank you for having us. - Thank you for having us.
Nice to meet you, we are...
Nearly Equal Joy!
- Thank you for having us. - Thank you for having us.
Nearly Equal Joy.
Following "equal love", "not equal me",
Sasha Ara Rino will produce the third idol group,
"nearly equal love",
their average age is 19 years old.
Their first and second singles are number one in a row.
They have been active as female artists for three and a half years.
Their powerful performance is their charm.
- Thank you for having us. - Thank you for having us.
It's Mart and Sassy's...
Have you seen "equal love"?
- Yes, we have. - Of course we have.
Do you like Sassy?
Not really...
- It's normal. - Normal?
- It's normal. - You don't dislike her?
- I'm not that interested in her. - That's dangerous.
- That's dangerous.
I haven't seen much of her seniors' rebelliousness.
- I see. - She's a senior.
- I see.
Who is your leader?
My leader is Aimi Ozawa.
Who is your youngest member?
I'm Amano Kodama and I'm a 17-year-old high school senior.
Do you go to high school?
Yes.
What?
Yes.
No, you don't.
Speaking of which,
do you get together in your spare time and become handsome and play together?
Yes, we did it at school earlier.
We learned some handsome lines and said cool things in a handsome voice.
Yes, we're having fun.
You do that, don't you?
Yes.
These handsome girls have prepared a project for us.
Please show us.
Ano-chan, sympathize!
Handsome equals ideal man!
According to the theme of "ideal man",
each of you will play a male role.
Yes.
Ano-chan will play a female role.
The first topic is "ideal man born from delusion".
You will show us an ideal man you created with all your delusions.
Ano-chan,
whose ideal man was the best?
Please tell us in the end.
During a winter date, while rubbing her cold hands, she went to a restaurant with her boyfriend.
It's cold, lend me your hand.
If we're together, it won't be cold.
It's warm now, isn't it?
Yes.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
Yes.
Murayama-san, you like that kind of thing.
That's right.
I'm really cold-headed, so I'm pretty happy.
Because you're cold-headed.
Yes, I'm cold-headed.
But it was kind of cool.
Thank you very much, Murayama-san.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Ano was spending his time in his room with his childhood friend, who was always excited.
Ano...
You're into manga, aren't you?
I'm into you, but won't you look at me?
Would you like to start a love story with me?
Wow!
Would you like to start a love story with me?
Wow! Thank you very much!
Moving on...
Esumis-san.
Yes, I'm Esumirinon.
Esumirinon.
Thank you for having me.
Yes.
Could you add one more person and help me pick up Ano-chan?
I see, that's fine.
Then, Takahashi Mai-chan, please.
Yes.
Takahashi Mai will pick up Ano.
Yes.
A deserted road.
Ano has been picked up.
There's no one to help him.
What should we do?
You're so cute, onee-san!
Shall we go somewhere now?
No, we're not going anywhere.
Shall we go together?
Hey, Ano, stay away from me!
What's with you?
I'm glad I was able to follow you.
You!
Um, make sure you give it back!
If you don't have me, I'll die.
It might be pretty good.
Yay!
It's good?
What's good about it?
I like it when it's forced.
I like it when it's that forced.
I'm pretty salty, so nothing starts unless it's forced.
I like it when it's violent.
Don't say violent things.
Do you like Kansai dialect?
I love Kansai dialect.
I'm from Kansai, but I've been coming to Tokyo...
for Kansai dialect.
So when I watch Kansai dialect dramas these days,
I get emotional by myself.
Kansai dialect drama?
What's that?
It's like a drama with Kansai dialect.
But you had a bad mouth.
I do have a bad mouth.
You didn't say "sun star."
Sun star...
I thought it was pretty cool.
My ex-boyfriend works in America.
Long-distance relationship.
A phone call was reassuring.
Before midnight.
It's late, but I tried calling.
Hello?
What's up with the sudden call?
It's almost 7 in the morning, but I have work to do.
What are you doing?
I was just about to go to bed.
Oh, I see.
Um...
Could you open the front door for me?
Front door?
Yeah.
Gotcha.
You actually came back to Japan.
That's scary.
That's all for "actually."
It's not scary.
It is scary, but I'm not good at things like this.
I hate it when people come to me all of a sudden.
Rather than meeting someone you think you can meet,
I think it's better to meet someone you can't meet all of a sudden.
Oh, I see.
It's okay if they come to you all of a sudden.
- Yes. - Wow.
Ano's boyfriend has a special skill.
From "ah" to "wah", no matter what "hiragana" you say,
he'll reply with cool lines.
Um...
If it's anything, just say your favorite "hiragana".
That's nice.
"Ah".
"Oh".
I won't let anyone know about you.
"Ah".
"Oh".
- That's cute. - Yeah.
Try saying one more.
Let's see...
"Rah".
That's a little hard.
No, you say it.
Can you say it in a different "hiragana"?
You're so cool.
Is that even possible?
"Se"?
"Se".
Even in a small room,
as long as I'm with you, it's warm.
- What are you saying? - "Even in a small room"...
- What do you mean? - It's cold, right?
- "Semai"? - "Semai" sounds warmer.
"Even in a cold room"...
- "Se"? - "Se"?
"Se".
You've been thinking about me for a while now.
It's obvious.
Am I cool?
Your voice was good.
- Your voice was good. - Your voice was cool.
Yes, I've been doing this since I was in elementary school.
This skill?
Yes, I'd like to improve it a little.
- "Rah" from "Rarirurero"? - "Rah".
"Rah" is a little dangerous.
- "Rah" is cool, right? - "Rah".
- "Rah".
"Randoseru", it suits you.
That's gross!
"lorigon".
- It's "lorigon". - It's "lorigon".
Today is high school sports day.
It's the last day of the loan competition.
I was a lover of loan topics.
Will you goal with me?
- Really? - Yes. What do you think, Anna-chan?
It's really good.
- It's good. - Yes.
But there's no reality in it.
Reality is important.
But it was really good as an ideal.
The way back from school.
Always cool and hard to talk to guys in class.
Let's look at it from a little distance.
Let's go to work.
You're so cute.
Good, good, good.
What's your name?
Are you alone?
I'll stay with you until I find my owner.
Don't worry about me anymore.
Yes, that's it.
What do you think, Anna-chan?
It was good, wasn't it?
Really?
She's a good person.
I don't think it's better than that.
I see.
Do you like it?
I don't think there's anyone who doesn't like dogs.
- That's true. - Yes, I love dogs.
We've shown you the ideal guy with seven delusions.
Anna-chan, which guy did you like the most?
Um...
Murayama putting his hand in his pocket on a winter date.
Aida is childhood friends.
Esumi is a Kansai dialect fighter.
Ayumi is a long-distance lover from overseas.
Onishi is good-looking and can say 50 lines.
Takahashi is good at taekwondo.
Ozawa is a dog.
I really don't remember the second one.
Okay, Aida-san.
What was it?
She was reading a manga and she took it and looked at me.
That was the worst one.
That was the worst one I've heard of.
Okay, it's decided.
Who is it?
Takahashi Mai-san.
- You're a taekwondo player? - Yes.
- I'm happy for you. - Why?
- You like to go for it in front of everyone, right? - I like people who don't care about what others think.
- I see. - Yes, yes, yes. - Great.
- You won. - Yay! I'm so happy.
- I thought about it a lot and I'm glad it reached you, Hana-chan. - Oh, thank you.
- It didn't seem like it would reach you.
- The next topic is "the ideal man who was in reality."
Here, we'll have you recreate an ideal man who was truly excited in reality.
The rehearsal for the concert is over and we arrive at the parking lot.
Let's get our bikes out and go home.
We put the coins in the machine that makes the parking lot.
Huh? You're kidding me, right?!
I don't have enough 10 yen coins!
I want to get my bike out as soon as possible, but I don't have enough 10 yen coins!
What should I do?!
Um... are you okay?
I'll give you... 10 yen.
Huh?!
You're suspicious.
No, I'm not.
Huh?! You like this?!
She likes this!
Huh?!
It really existed!
Is this from Kentucky?
Yes, I'm...
Huh?!
I'm impressed!
I have no idea.
I'm impressed! Japan is the best!
It's a kind country.
Yeah, it's a kind and helpful country.
But you only saved 10 yen!
But 10 yen really helped me!
What's with you?!
You want to go home already?
I'm sorry!
Today, several members decided to go out for a meal.
I'll report it to the staff for the time being.
Amo-chan, good job with the concert!
Are you going out for a meal after this?
I heard that all of you are going out for a meal.
Yes.
That's great. You've been working hard for the concert.
Do your part.
Yes.
I'll pay for it.
You guys are rich today.
What?
You guys are a big group.
There's a parking lot and a meal table.
You're not going out for a meal, are you?
I'm not going out for a meal,
but I hope you enjoy it.
I hope you enjoy it.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a manager.
It's a little suspicious.
I'll think about it.
Yes, I'll ask you for a salary bonus.
It's your job.
Study hard.
Amo-chan, do you feel like this?
I feel like this.
I want to be kind.
You're cool.
I feel like I can ride Amo-chan again.
Did you like the staff that much?
That's a problem statement.
Next, Ichihara-san.
Ayumi-san.
Can I ask you for a favor?
Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
Can I wear a hat?
What is it?
Is this okay?
Yes.
Walking in the city in my favorite hat.
It's a pretty windy day today.
Be careful, okay?
Wow, you're a hero!
That's right.
I think this one will come flying.
I'm happy!
This one will come flying?
Because it's an aerial catch, right?
That's right.
You can catch it in the air.
Did it really happen?
It did.
I often wear a hat in my private life and fly a lot.
There were people who caught it and I was worried about it.
A serious and hard-working adult man.
She has lived with such a man for a long time.
I did this kind of job the other day.
Look.
Cute.
What?
What do you mean?
I wasn't good at all.
What do you mean?
It's my dad's truth.
Your dad?
Yes, my dad is very old-fashioned and stubborn.
He doesn't praise me much.
When I see something cute, I say "kawachii".
When I send him a picture, he only says "kawachii" on LINE.
I was very surprised.
Does it mean you're in the picture?
Yes.
That might be cute.
Kawachii.
It's been a year since I've been on a variety show.
The host is Minamikawa.
It's been a year since I've been on a variety show.
Hello, I'm Minamikawa.
It's been a year, but you haven't improved at all.
Show me more growth.
Yes, I'm in. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
You've become prettier than you were a year ago.
Wow!
Yes.
So, Ano-chan, how do you like it?
Gross!
This is too crazy.
It's crazy!
Gross!
This is a scam, Yamano-san.
Minamikawa-san, you know, the comedian...
Yes!
Oh, you're right!
She really is...
What's the truth about this?
The truth is...
It felt like she was telling me something, but...
Oh, I see.
While I was talking, she said something gross, but...
Yes.
I see.
Wow!
Minamikawa-san, you must be happy about this.
Yes, I'm happy about it.
Please be happy about it!
Yes!
What's that?
You've become prettier than you were a year ago.
I get compliments like, "You've gotten bigger than you were a year ago."
Or "You've grown up a lot."
You've become prettier!
They compliment you straight away.
Oh, I see.
Ano-chan, it's been a while since you've been in a variety show.
It's been a while since you've been told, "You're prettier than you were a year ago."
Aren't you happy about that?
What would you say if Yamasato-san from Nangai Gyandeez said that to you?
I'd puke.
What? You'd puke?
I can't make people puke.
That's nice.
Now, Ano-chan, who did you like the most?
The one I like the most is...
Echihara-san's hat.
Oh, a hat catch!
I'm happy about it!
Wow!
What's this?
This is... well, there's nothing else.
It was really strong.
But I don't think Ano-chan and Yamasato-san like it at all.
Not at all!
If I thought I'd like something better...
Let's train together again.
I want to be addicted to Ano-san.
Forcibly.
Hit each other.
Yes, yes. Take each other, Ano-chan.
Will you sing for me today?
Yes, I will sing a song called "First Love Cinderella".
It is a love song full of excitement that sings about a faint first love.
Yes, then please sing here.
Yes, please.
Bye-bye.
Thank you very much.
Sassy's group is all like...
from A to Y.
Is it decided?
Is it taught?
No, it's popular with young entertainers.
Oh, is that so?
It's like an idol called Suguyu-gei is doing it now.
They do it for me.
Usually, but they don't think about it all.
50 of them.
They've been doing it since elementary school.
Only "ra".
"Ra" doesn't come to mind at all.
It doesn't come to mind for the rest of my life.
It's soft.
Isn't it around there?
It's not hard at all.
It's good.
Wow!
It's got ten ants on its teeth.
Why?
Is that cute?
"First Love Cindyllero" that we, nearly=joy, performed...
is now streaming on Spotify!
It's a love song that makes you feel excited about singing in your youth.
Please give it a listen!
Thank you!