AISubs v3.7
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm playing Kawasaki-san's guitar.
I got it before.
Yeah, I got it, so I thought I should play it once in a while.
Yeah, go ahead and play it.
I'm scared.
Your face is scary.
I'm scared.
Excuse me.
I'm scared.
Yes, go ahead.
The atmosphere is bad.
Excuse me.
What?
I'm scared.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Excuse me.
My name is Shibutanisubaru. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
What are you doing now?
Singing songs...
That's what I'm doing now.
What kind of live are you doing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Such an absurd question.
Don't ask such a thing.
Don't you do live?
I wonder where you do live.
Yes, I do. I do it in various places.
Oh, do you?
Yes.
No, no, no. I'm happy that you came here, Ms. Shibutani.
I'm happy, too.
Thank you.
Do you have any impression or image of me?
Well, you must be busy.
You're a Kansai woman.
You must be busy.
Oh, is that so?
Is it your first time meeting today?
Yes, it is.
By the way, Ms. Shibutani, what are you worried about recently?
Well, I can't sleep.
You can't sleep?
That's right. I don't think you can sleep.
You can't sleep?
I'm not good at sleeping.
What?
That's right. I have insomnia.
I can't fall asleep.
I wake up as soon as I fall asleep.
Oh.
That's how it is.
Oh.
By the way, how much did you sleep last night?
Well, I slept, woke up, and repeated it many times.
That's about it.
Is it because you can't sleep?
Is it?
Well...
Well, since we're here,
shall we do "ano-therapy"?
That's right.
First of all, to calm you down...
Yes, yes, yes.
Sayu.
Yes.
Please drink sayu.
Yes.
What?
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
It's sayu, isn't it?
Sayu will put you to sleep if you drink it.
Really?
Just relax, okay?
Okay, thank you for it.
Oh, that's good.
Yes.
This is the menu of "ANOTHERAPY".
Thank you very much.
This is "ANOTHERAPY".
So, would you like me to do meditation first?
Meditation!
Meditation is good.
Then I would like you to meditate for a moment.
How was it?
What?
No, meditation.
Meditation.
Were you able to relax now?
Yes.
That's right.
Oh.
In the middle of that therapy, can I ask you a question?
Yes, please ask me anything.
What was your first musical impulse or meeting music?
When I was in the first year of middle school, I listened to music from a band called the blue hearts.
Yes.
That's where it started.
Wow.
I've gone crazy.
Wow.
Then it's punk rock.
Yes.
Well, I'd like to ask you about your performance.
Oh, not at all.
May I?
Would you like to do something together?
Oh, together.
Yes, I'll play the harmonica.
Wow, that's great.
If you play that guitar randomly.
Oh, is it okay?
Would you like to do it somehow?
Wow, that's great.
Wow.
Harmonica.
Harmonica and guitar.
I brought something like that.
Wow, wow.
Harmonica sounds difficult.
No, it's all right.
Is anything okay?
Anything is fine.
I'll play my own song.
Yes.
It's really good.
It was good, wasn't it?
It was really good.
It's cool.
It's really good.
It's completely different.
It's good.
But it's anotherapy today.
That's right.
You can relax a little.
Isn't it relaxing?
I thought you'd like it, so I prepared it for you.
You like it, don't you, Subaru-san?
You like it, don't you?
This kind of thing?
I see.
You like it, don't you?
I like it.
Thank you very much.
It's pretty rare for an old man's room to have this.
But if you like it, you can take it home.
That's right, that's right.
This?
Yeah, you can sleep in it like this.
Oh, I see.
This...
This is how you do it, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then I'll...
Is this okay?
Yes.
Okay.
You look manly.
My face?
Your face is manly.
The way I make my face is manly, isn't it?
The center part suits you, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
How was it? Did you relax?
No, no.
If I can sleep like this, I'm nothing.
No, no, what are you talking about?
What? I thought I could sleep.
No, no, you can't sleep like this.
Are you serious?
Well, I felt a little relieved that you were next to me.
Yes, you did.
I'd like to change the subject a little bit.
Yes.
Subaru-san, could you bring me the one you asked for?
Yes, I'd love to.
It's a picture of you.
Okay, let's see it.
Let me see it.
Oh, it's "BOY TOUCH".
Since I was born.
Wow, that's amazing.
I wanted to show you.
Wow, that's amazing.
I've shown you everything.
Wow, that's amazing.
Let me show you everything.
Don't touch that sticker.
Don't touch it.
Don't touch it!
Don't tickle me! Don't tickle me!
Don't tickle me!
What's with you?
What were you like when you were little?
I was active.
But I didn't do anything special.
I think I was like that.
But this expression looks active.
Because you have a weird face.
You do have a weird face.
Wow.
Oh, this is...
Huh?
You play the piano?
I used to learn how to play the piano.
When I was in eighth grade.
Wow, that's amazing.
I see.
I couldn't even reach my feet.
That's amazing.
I was so little.
When you were jumping.
That's amazing.
What kind of picture is this?
I was learning gymnastics.
This is amazing.
This is in the air.
Isn't it amazing that you took this picture?
I don't know.
There are pictures from your idol days.
This is when I was 47 and did a tour in Todo Prefecture.
The last one I did was in Okinawa.
I was a little burned out in Okinawa.
That's right. You were amazing at that time.
Was it amazing?
Don't ask me.
Was it amazing?
It was amazing.
What was amazing about me?
Of course you were popular.
That's good.
Of course you were popular.
I was surprised myself because I was popular.
I thought I wasn't popular anymore.
You were popular.
Why did you become an idol in the first place?
I wasn't interested in it at all.
But when I was in middle school, I didn't think about going to college.
I think my parents didn't want me to do that.
That's why I sent you the documents.
Is that the pattern?
What were you worried about when you were an idol?
I was at the site and thought it was a lot of fun.
"Are you okay?" "Are you sick?"
Are you angry?
I was always asked that.
That's right.
What do you do when you think it's fun?
I don't laugh.
You don't laugh, do you?
That's why I don't laugh.
Does your sense of smell improve?
It improves.
I'm scared.
Joker.
I'm scared.
You laugh, don't you?
Of course I do.
You don't laugh, do you?
No, no, I laugh. I laugh a lot.
But it's easy to misunderstand.
It looks easy.
Yes, yes.
After becoming an idol, after the group graduated...
What is this? Where is it?
Ah, it's Cambodia or...
Cambodia?
Yes.
As soon as I became an idol, I traveled all over the world.
Is that so?
I think I went to Southeast Asia first.
I went to Peru and somewhere in Europe.
You went there on impulse, didn't you?
That's right.
Well, I've been active in Japan for a long time,
so I wanted to travel to a little different country.
Well, there's no one who knows me.
That's right.
Well, it was very easy.
Well, I'm saying it with you two, but with another staff member or friends.
So, about two days before departure, I went to Google Earth and said, "Isn't it around here?"
What?
I was like, "Should we go like this?"
Sounds fun.
Yes.
Did you eat?
I ate, but it was a little tough.
Was it tough?
Especially in Southeast Asia.
Even with Paxi.
Are you not good with Paxi?
Paxi rules everything.
I want you to be in a group.
A group?
I don't need your claim.
Is Paxi strong?
Everyone should come.
Oh, I see.
I'm hungry.
Why?
What do you mean?
But there are people who eat any food first.
There are.
There are people who are hungry and eat first.
That's right.
I'm the second one to get hungry.
"This is really good, you should try it," said the second one who was told to eat it and said, "Oh, it's good, it's good, you should try it too," and if the second one didn't say it, it wouldn't have come to me, right?
The first one is fine.
It's not the first one.
It's a discovery.
What is it? What is it? Can I say it too?
Who is that second one?
What is it? What is it?
Junior.
That's scary.
Pretty junior. Cute junior.
I'm scared.
Can I say it too?
Cute junior.
I'm not allowed to say it either.
I don't have any sense of humor at all.
That's true.
I can't sleep because you keep saying things like this.
I see.
The second one is unforgivable.
It's difficult.
I'm getting irritated.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm in trouble.
Let's put you to sleep.
I have to put you to sleep.
What is that therapy?
I understand.
I'll read "Sleepy Goron."
Usagi-san is sleepy.
Kotten.
Risu-san is sleepy.
Goron.
Kororin.
Cat-san is...
sleepy.
I'm sorry.
A baby is sleeping.
"gyu" (sound like "gyu" in Japanese)
Good night.
(sound like "yasuminasai" in Japanese)
Awesome.
(sound like "yasuminasai" in Japanese)
Did you sleep?
No, I didn't.
What?!
Why?!
Sleep!
I thought you definitely slept just now.
No, you're so unique.
What?!
You're unique.
No, no, no.
Unique?
I'm reading at the speed of a picture book.
I see, I see.
How about relaxing?
Well, relaxing is kind of...
It's not easy for a young woman like me to be called like this.
Oh, that's what you mean.
No, it's not like that.
That's really good.
Oh, it's good?
It's good, it's good.
Oh, it's good.
Then it's fine.
Do you have any other worries?
Well, after I became alone, no one gets mad at me.
Oh...
I want you to say something to me.
Do you want me to get mad at you?
I want you to get mad at me.
I do want you to get mad at me.
What?!
I want you to get mad at me.
Get Sasaki mad at you.
What? Me?
You're good at it.
I'm good at it.
I'll get mad at you, then.
Oh, please do.
No, you can't, Subaru-san.
Even if you're mad at me, you can't post it on "x".
What is that?
That's fine.
It was kind of...
It was kind of funny.
It was funny, but...
I don't know if it's an insult or a buzz.
What is that?
That's amazing. I was surprised.
I thought it would be funny if I said it.
When I said it...
Did you think I was serious?
"x", you're always like that.
But I wasn't mad at you at all.
It was a buzz.
That's all I can get mad at you about.
You don't get mad at me much.
I want you to get mad at me more.
I'm not mad at you.
You know, you said it yourself, but I'm scared of you.
The atmosphere.
I'm scared of you right now.
Do you know "kawaii"?
No, "ichigo".
- Yes, yes, "ichigo". - Like this.
- Like what? - Like this.
- "Ichigo". - Good, good, very good.
- Raise it like this. - What?
- "Ichigo". - Yes.
- Yes, two more. - "Banana".
- "Banana"? - Yes, except for fruits.
- "Chikubi"? - No!
- Why? - Because it's wobbly.
As usual.
- It's not settled yet. - It's not settled yet.
It's not like that.
Everyone knows "kawaii".
By the way, is there anything you've been into lately?
I don't sleep well, so people have been recommending me to read books.
- Are you reading? - I'm reading.
I recently read "Mishima Yukio".
"Chibu".
- It's called "Houjou no Umi" series. - Wow, it sounds difficult.
It's four parts.
- It's very difficult to express. - Wow.
- How many hours does it take you to read one page? - Yes, it takes a lot of time.
- I read four pages last year. - Wow, that's amazing!
"Mishima Yukio" is the last one.
I read the fourth one and passed out.
Do you have any influence on your own creative activities?
I don't think so.
- Is that so? - Why is it funny?
- Because it's difficult. - I see.
But when you read it in Japanese, you can feel the smell of the place.
- Really? - The expression is amazing and you can see the colors.
- Wow. - I think it's amazing.
I don't know if it will affect the song.
But I hope it will accumulate someday.
Next, let's move on to Anocerapy.
Shall we go with Iron Vader?
Oh, it's my favorite.
What is it?
It's a procedure using oil from India and Sri Lanka.
It's said to be famous.
Is it okay?
Is it like wearing paper pants?
No, it's not an oil massage.
Seriously?
No, it's not.
But it's a proper one, so please lie down for a moment.
What?
Yes.
Please close your eyes.
Okay.
Then...
I'm scared. What is it?
I'll use Iron Vader.
Is it a real one?
Yes, it is.
That tool is scary.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
What was that?
What is it?
Please relax.
It hurts.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
It's a little sharp.
Yes.
Are you okay?
Not at all.
What's going on?
Now...
Oh!
What?
Oh!
Um...
How is it?
What...
Put it on your forehead like this.
What is it?
And rub it.
This is a relaxer.
I'll fall asleep.
I'll fall asleep, Subaru-san.
This is...
It feels so good.
Wait, wait, wait!
What's going on?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What's going on?
I was looking away.
Don't look away!
Look away. Look away.
Because it's really stuck in my face.
It's fine, but you have to look away!
I looked away.
Why do you have to do this with one hand?
Okay, don't get mad, miss.
Give me more of this.
What? What?
I was wrong up until now. I'm sorry.
From now on.
This is it, right?
What's going on? My hands are shaking.
This is good.
Is this right?
This is right. We finally met.
I can relax now.
Doesn't it feel good?
Does it feel good?
What? What's going on?
Yohanari, I'm doing Ayurveda.
I'm feeling a little tingling.
Don't look at me like that!
Talk to me! Talk to me!
Talk to me!
Where is it? Can you give it to me?
Can I wipe it off?
Yes.
You're too excited.
No, not at all.
Are you okay?
It's sticky.
How did you feel?
Relaxed?
Well...
I'm tired.
You might be able to sleep well today.
Because you're tired.
Well, good night.
Good night.
Bye-bye.
Please come again.
Okay.
I'm going home.
Good night.
Thank you!
Bye-bye.
See you.
Bye-bye.
See? He's mad.
He's definitely mad.
He's mad.
It was unique.
He was like a funny guy.
He was funny.
There are people like that sometimes.
Funny.
The atmosphere.
The atmosphere was unique.
The harmonica was cool.
It was cool.
He played it live.
It was amazing.
It was music.
Right.
It was music.
Hata's baseball is great.
Good timing.
No way!
You lost!
I won!
Shibutane Subaru's song "Love you" is on Spotify now.
It's a song full of love.
Please listen to it.
Thank you.