AISubs v3.7
- You're known for being athletic, right? - Yeah.
- I'd like to know how strong you are. - Yeah.
- Try it. - I haven't measured it much.
By the way, average strength of a woman in her 20s is about 28kg.
- But I play the guitar. - Oh, I see.
- I'm confident. - One, two...
- Oh! - Argh!
Ugh, you're so loud!
- How much? - 25.4kg.
- This is the first time I've seen it on TV. - Please post it on Wikipedia.
- I don't need it. - One, two...
- Please introduce yourselves. - To Sasaki-san, Ano-chan-san, and everyone in front of the TV...
- Knock on! - We are...
- Super Excitement Advertising Department! - Thank you for having us!
- Ano-chan, please introduce yourself. - Okay.
Super Excitement Advertising Department debuted in 2015.
The so-called "time line".
Their cute choreographies are very popular.
In 2021, their "suki" TikTok related videos have more than 300 million views.
Their latest song "kawaii no" which was just released in May, has surpassed 700 million times.
They're a hot topic idol right now.
- You're selling "kawaii" right? - Yes!
I've prepared a perfect project for you.
Who is "kawaii no" at its highest level?
Brickho Battle Royal!
To decide who is "kawaii no" at its highest level...
You will have to do various challenges with Brickho maxed out.
- If you can overcome "kawaii no" you will receive points. - Yay!
- The first segment is Brickho Special Skills Reveal! - Yay!
By the way, you can use Ano-chan's iPhone to turn the camera.
- Please use it effectively. - Okay!
- Next up is Aki Zuda. - Ah, yes! I'll do it!
I'll imitate a table tennis player and show my cuteness and love!
Here I go!
Do you like me now?
Of course I do!
Can you like me more?
Of course not!
I'm a table tennis player!
I'm excited!
Stop right there!
Today we'll have a heated discussion.
This is bad.
It's a little gross, but...
Please give me a score!
One brick!
Why?
It's not "brick" anymore...
It's more like "brick"
Next up, Hitoka Sakai!
Here I go!
"Hito-chan"?
I'm going to eat...
Umeboshi (dried plums) in a cute way!
Umeboshi in a cute way...
Please go ahead!
I'm going to eat Umeboshi in a cute way!
This is bad!
Here I go!
Wow, it looks really sour!
But I'm going to eat it in a cute way!
Hmm?
Mmm!
Wow, you're smiling!
Mmm!
Mmm, it's a little sour, but...
I want to have a sweet and sour love with you!
Stop right there!
The members don't want to kill you or anything...
We don't!
Please give me a score!
One brick!
Three bricks!
I don't like this...
Next up, Koizumi Haruka!
Here I go!
I'm going to do a solo performance while doing "brick"!
A solo performance...
Please go ahead!
Hey, hey, teacher!
Today, I want you...
to see me do a solo performance...
That's not a solo performance...
Can I?
Wow, I'm so happy that you're going to see me do it!
Here I go!
I caught up with the criminal on the scene, but I'm a woman who gets hit by the criminal's sword.
What's that?
I caught up with you!
Hey! Stop it!
It's funny, it's funny.
What is this?
No, it's reliable.
How was it?
That's all!
Oh, I see, I see.
Please give me a score.
Buri ichi burikko.
It was scary.
Don't say "burikko" anymore.
Burikko, burikko, burikko.
Okay, next up is Ann Julia.
Yes, I'm good at making facial expressions, winking, and flexing.
So I'd like to do those three.
Please do.
Okay, here I go.
Um, I heard that a new ice cream came out at the convenience store the other day.
Want me to buy it for you?
Huh? You're not going to buy it for me?
If you say that, I'll get mad!
Oh, that's a happy face.
Huh? You're not going to buy it for me?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
She's soft, she's soft.
Will you buy it for me?
Is she going to wink?
Thank you!
That's all!
Was it funny?
Please give me a score.
Buri buri buri buri buri!
Doburekko!
Oh, wow!
You did it, Max!
Wow!
Well, you were able to buri buri buri buri at the extreme.
Oh, thank you!
That's one step ahead of you.
Thank you!
Next!
Okay!
Next up is Kanami.
What is it?
I'd like to buri buri buri buri while scoring.
Wow!
Isn't it difficult?
Please do.
Okay!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I know how to speed up, do you want to see it?
Huh? Do you want to see it? Then I'll speed up specially for you today. Here we go!
How is it? Is it cute even when you're speeding up?
That's enough!
Cute!
This is...
Please give your judgment.
Buri, buri, buri!
Sanburi!
Lastly, Yoshikawa Hiyori, is it your turn?
Yes! Well, I'd like to do an impersonation of Ano-chan that I learned today.
Please do it!
Um, I have something I want you to ask me.
Hey, hey, bite me!
Hey, bite me!
Bite me! Bite me!
That was embarrassing!
She laughed!
Okay, you can do it more.
You can do it more.
Bite me! Bite me! Hey, I want you to bite me! Bite me!
Bite me!
You can do it more, you can do it more.
It's embarrassing!
Hey, I...
You're impersonating Ano-chan.
You want me to bite you?
Bite me!
What is it?
- Kamae! - Are you making fun of me?
Stop right there!
There it is!
- There it is, Rengo's response. - I'm sorry!
Are you making fun of me?
This is completely making fun of you.
I'm not!
- I'm not! - I'm not!
What is that "kamae" thing?
- "Kamae" is "kama" and "te" and "kamae"! - "Kamae"!
- You're crazy!
- That's nice!
- Your judgement, Ano-chan, how is it?
- Zero bricks! - Zero bricks!
- Not bad! - Zero!
- Next up is "eat anpan in a cute way"!
- Anpan!
- Eat anpan in a cute way with the bricks you chose.
- With that said, Tsujino Kanami...
- Okay! Here I go! - Okay!
- Go ahead!
- You bought me this delicious-looking anpan?
- Thank you!
- I can't get enough of this! - Let's eat!
- It looks good! - It's delicious!
- Do you want to eat it?
- Okay, here you go!
- Open wide!
- There's rubber on it!
- Open wide!
- It's cute, isn't it?
- That's enough!
- I see, I see...
- In that situation... - That's right!
- Okay! - I opened wide for you!
- Ano-chan, your score, please!
- Four bricks!
- Anpan! - Yay! Four!
- When it becomes a reality show... - Yes?
- I get excited all of a sudden! - Me too!
- Okay, next! Let's eat "Anjuria"! - Okay!
- It looks so good!
- Okay, here you go! - Okay!
- Is it good? - Yes!
- Thank you!
- It's like "Yokoichi"! - You know...
- This anpan...
- It makes me look even cuter!
- Huh? - Anpan's "an" isn't "anko's" "an"
- It's "Anjuria's" "an" - I see!
- Okay, let's eat!
- Wow!
- It's "anko's" "an", isn't it?
- It's so good!
- Is it cute? Ah, I'll give you some!
- I won't!
- It's cuter when you eat it, isn't it?
- That's too much!
- It's so good!
- Yoiro, your score, please!
- I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!
- Really?!
- She doesn't eat a lot of food. She only eats a little bit of food.
- She doesn't eat red bean paste.
- But that's how she is.
- I see.
- She prioritizes her own cuteness.
- So you want to eat as much as you can?
- Yes, I want to eat as much as I can.
- I understand.
- Next, let's go, Hitoka Sakai.
- Okay, I'll go, Hito-chan.
- "Hito-chan"? What's that?
- Okay, let's go.
- I'm sorry, Hito-chan. I'm hungry now.
- But is it okay? But it hurts, doesn't it?
- It hurts, doesn't it? It hurts, doesn't it?
- I know it hurts, but is it okay? I'm really hungry now.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Okay, I'll give you a kiss first.
- I'm sorry. I'll eat now.
- It hurts! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- It hurts! It hurts!
- It's okay. You're wonderful.
- My heart hurts, too!
- But I'll eat, cheer up, and make everyone happy at the concert!
- Okay.
- Bye-bye.
- That's enough!
- So that's how it is. Anpan must be in pain.
- Yes.
- Gold 1 brick!
- Why is that?
- It's too "fushigi-chan".
- I see.
- "Fushigi-chan" and "brick" are different.
- I see.
- You're crazy.
- That's enough. That's enough.
- Next up is "bukotsu-danshi".
- Make Anotaro move with a brick!
- Anotaro! Anotaro!
- Please put on that school uniform and hat.
- Okay.
- School uniform.
- Yes.
- Is it pretty?
- I think it's pretty.
- It's cool!
- It's Anotaro.
- It's fluffy.
- It's cute!
- Let's put on the hat and the head, too.
- Let's go!
- Cool! - So cool!
Now, you've become an old-fashioned boy, Anotaro.
You will be challenged whether you can make Anotaro excited in various situations.
In fact, Anotaro is quite old-fashioned and not excited,
so you can get a maximum of 10 bricks.
Yes, you can reverse the score.
- Okay, let's do it! - Let's do it!
Anotaro is a reckless man.
He won't turn to a woman like you.
He will only approach you.
So it can't be helped.
Another woman is waiting for you in the park today.
Why did you suddenly call me to the park?
Anotaro!
Wait for me there for a moment.
Here we go.
Blanco.
Anotaro, you saw it, didn't you?
I like your shy face, too.
That's all!
- It's funny. - It's funny.
- I like it. - I like it.
Now, you can reverse the score.
- Zero bricks. - Zero bricks.
- It's funny. - It's funny.
- You have a cute face.
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- You shouldn't do that. - I thought you saw me.
- It's funny. - It's funny.
That Taro is a cowardly man.
He won't turn to those women.
He will only approach them.
So it can't be helped.
Another woman was waiting for him in the park today.
Why did you call me to the park all of a sudden?
Thank you for coming.
It's sudden, but say "I love you" ten times.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Will you go out with me?
That's enough!
Wow.
- She was straightforward. - She was straightforward.
Please tell me your answer.
- Yellowtail! - Yellowtail!
- Ah!
- Yellowtail! - Four yellowtails!
- Wow! - Four yellowtails!
Stars twinkle, stars twinkle.
On a starless midsummer night, Anotaro was invited by a woman again to gaze at the stars.
Ah, Anotaro.
Can you see that star?
Yes.
Was that star alive, too?
No, it wasn't.
Anotaro...
Would you like to become stars with me?
I'm still alive.
Stop right there!
I'm scared!
If you die, you become a woman star.
Now, please give your verdict!
Zero!
I became zero!
Stars twinkle, stars twinkle.
On a starless midsummer night,
Anotaro was invited by a woman again to gaze at the stars.
Can you see the shooting stars today?
Yes.
Shooting...
I'm sorry.
No problem.
When shooting stars fall, wishes come true, right?
Yes.
I hope my wish comes true.
Yes.
Do you have any wishes, Anotaro?
It's a little cold, so I want to go home early.
I see.
I'm not going home yet.
Did you see it? It flowed!
My wish...
is for me to date you, Anotaro-kun, but...
it might come true.
Will you go out with me?
- No. - That's enough!
- Cute! - Anotaro!
- Come closer! - Anotaro, you're too funny.
Buri buri buri buri buri goblet!
Amazing!
The distance was a little close.
I thought, "Wow, she's cunning."
(EPISODE FOUR)
Tonight is a local firework festival.
I went there because I was invited by a woman,
but I can't satisfy Anotaro's heart.
By the way, Anotaro-kun...
Did I wear a yukata today?
- Did you notice? - Yeah, I just noticed.
- I just noticed! - Wow, you're serious.
Isn't it cute? This obi...
It has Anotaro-kun's face behind it.
- What? An obi? - Yeah.
- I thought it was really cute... - She's pulling it.
- and asked me to make it. - Oh no.
- Is it special? - It's special!
Oh, the fireworks are coming up!
You know...
I've always liked Anotaro-kun...
Bang!
Jeez...
Because of the fireworks...
I couldn't hear my confession...
Hey, Anotaro-kun!
- Let me see it again. - No!
- Let me see it again. - Okay!
Sorry, was I too straightforward?
Right now...
My heart is beating...
faster than the fireworks!
If you don't mind...
Would you like to hear my fireworks?
Let me hear it.
Do you like it?
You don't like it?
Tanotaro, you're in trouble!
I got zero bullets!
This is bad!
Too bad!
Too many zeros!
Tonight is a local fireworks festival.
I've been invited by a woman, but...
I can't satisfy Tanotaro's heart.
Can you come a little closer?
A little more.
Like this.
It's going up!
It's very beautiful.
I thought it would be more of a space for just the two of us if you were closer.
I like it.
It's beautiful.
My heart is pounding.
Bye-bye!
Hey, Tanotaro's here, too.
How long has it been?
No way! No way! No way!
Younglic!
You don't come out very often.
It's Tanotaro, so it's a little difficult.
That's right.
Tanotaro has come to karaoke.
He's been taken by a woman who doesn't care.
Look, the woman is having a hard time falling in love again.
You know what?
Today, I feel like my feelings are going to overflow.
So, I'd like to sing about my feelings.
Or, I'll sing!
Here we go!
Ah, ever since the day I met you,
my every day has been filled with love.
I like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you,
Ah, it's been a while since I heard you call me like that.
Anotaro came to karaoke.
He was taken away by a woman who doesn't have feelings for him.
Look, the woman is in love with him again.
It's your first time coming to karaoke with Anotaro, isn't it?
It's my first time going on a date at karaoke.
I wanted to sing this song.
I'll sing it for you!
I want to be by your side.
Is there anything I can do for you?
I'm sorry!
When I sing, I end up like this.
Will you like me like this?
I hate you!
Good luck!
No! Zero brick!
Too fast!
Anotaro came to karaoke.
He was taken away by a woman who doesn't have feelings for him.
Look, the woman is having a hard time falling in love again.
When I came to karaoke box with my beloved one, I was going to dance and sing this song.
Well, let's go.
Karaoke box.
She's dancing.
And then k-k-k-ro-k-k-ro-gero chu.
K-k-k-ro-k-k-k-ro-chuu.
Chuchu-chuchu-chuu.
Karaoke box-et.
Chu.
You want me to get in your way?
Hey.
Get in?
Get in.
Well...
No, that's not the case.
Get in!
No, it's not like that.
Can you shut up?
It's cold.
It's cold!
How about you, Buranko?
It's cold!
That's enough!
Please reflect on yourself!
Ten!
On the contrary!
It's fifteen!
On the contrary?
If you do it like this, I might open up, too.
That's great!
I'm glad you asked me to look out for you.
I'm so happy!
Do you want me to look out for you?
Sazaki!
Look out for me!
It's cold!
It's really cold!
That's great!
It's cold!
That's it for today!
Who is the cutest member?
The winner of "Burikko Battle" is...
Anjuria!
Tell me how you feel right now in the highest grade way possible!
Okay, here I go.
I've always been in the highest grade since I was born.
It's okay for you all to say I'm cute, right?
I'm tired.
You must be tired.
Yeah.
Anotaro.
Anotaro is no good.
No, that's a little...
It happens every time.
Huh?!
It's a rumor!
That's... that's too funny.
Anotaro saying a word...
I've been watched.
Ed came.
Ed.
A dream of life, or a goal...
A match.
I'm doing musical activities...
At the Grammy Awards.
The scale is a little... too big.
Too big.
Big.
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