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[Half-pan and one egg]
Half-pan and one egg.
Here you go!
Take it yourself.
Myself?
Take it yourself.
Are you letting me do it?
Of course.
Are you hungry?
I'm hungry.
Go ahead and eat.
I love half-pan.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
With egg.
Here you go.
You're confident.
It's half-pan.
How is it?
It's good.
It's good, right?
It's a familiar taste.
It's good, right?
It's a familiar taste?
Yeah.
It's a familiar taste.
Yeah, it's boring.
It's good.
You seem nervous today.
Yeah, I am.
Because you're the real deal.
What?
You're amazing.
I'm looking forward to it.
Good evening.
Let's go.
Good evening.
Is it "good evening"?
Good evening.
Welcome.
There are a lot of people here.
It's a lot of people.
Good evening.
You run this place, right?
Yes.
Can you introduce yourself?
I'm Kazuyoshi Okamura.
I'm Yusuke Okamura.
I'm Kazuyoshi Saito.
I'm covered in sweat from that lie, and I can't stand it anymore.
I'm calling out to you.
I miss your fire
Would you like some oden?
Can I eat it?
Please, please.
Are you hungry?
Yes, I am.
Take it at the gym.
It's a rule that you have to take it yourself.
I'm sorry.
Please choose what you like.
Okamura-san, what do you like for oden?
I like eggs and konnyaku.
I like konnyaku, too.
I used to think that you could only eat sweets.
But after watching this show, you eat a lot of Korean food.
Is that so?
Did you change your diet?
I say I can eat anything but sweets.
But it's the media's impression control.
I see.
You eat a lot of things in this show.
Did you watch this show?
Yes, I did.
I'm happy.
Okamura-chan said she wanted to be in that show.
Really?
She said that.
Okamura-chan!
Really?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
Thank you.
Yay!
Thank you for bringing me here.
Thank you.
Shall we have a toast?
Cheers!
Wow.
It's good.
Thank you for the meal.
Why did you want to be on the show?
I've heard that it's good in many places.
It's good?
Yes, when I'm on this show.
Are you kidding me?
But I have a question.
It's the opposite.
But Sasaki is independent.
Yes, what is it?
I was wondering what to do about it.
No, no, I'm independent, but I only go to people under my eyes, so it's okay.
I don't go to people above my eyes.
I have the image of going above my eyes, too.
No, no, I don't go.
No, no, I don't go to people above my eyes.
And there wasn't a single veteran on the show.
There are a lot of people who will be on the show in the future.
I thought there weren't any veterans, and I was worried about that.
But I couldn't beat the charm of this show.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm happy.
Has Saito worked with you before?
Was it about last year?
You've been together for a long time.
You're all in the same place, like Finadan.
I thought you'd say everything.
I didn't say anything!
I didn't say anything at all!
I didn't say anything!
Are you stupid?
Are you smart?
No, no, I was just talking.
That came out really quickly.
I thought it was amazing.
I thought you were smart.
You're smart, aren't you?
I can tell by watching this show.
Oh, really?
It's not for sale.
It's not like that.
But I think I've got the impression that you're clever when you're on the show.
Wow, I see.
I'm happy with the way you two cook.
You're amazing.
You're watching us.
I'm so happy.
How did you two form a unit?
On a radio show or a two-hour show, we'd make a song.
It was fun and I thought, "Let's continue."
Wow.
Who's older?
I'm 58.
What?!
I'm 57.
What?!
That's crazy.
Is it?
Are you serious?
Your review is seven or eight years early.
Oh, really?
Have you ever wanted each other to fix it?
Mr. Okamura and Mr. Saito, each of you?
On a daily basis, we eat very organic and high- conscious meals like that,
but only when we work with me do we eat cup noodles.
If you finish work at 5 or 6 in the morning,
and there's not much left, do you eat it?
That's not just a cup noodle,
but something like brown rice and organic curry.
Why do you always eat cup noodles?
Even though you can prepare it.
Do you want to eat something so organic so early in the morning?
You want to eat junk food, don't you?
I want to live hard.
5 o'clock in the morning.
Mr. Saito and Mr. Okamura, do you have a habit of fixing it?
I don't know if it's bad or not,
but I think I've said it once or maybe seven times and it's finally transmitted.
What?
Is it hard?
It's sweet, so it doesn't work.
That's right. It doesn't work at all.
It's not sweet.
Put your hand on your chin and say, "I'm sorry."
I have something I want to ask you, too.
Knowing you,
you have a lot of debt even though you're famous,
so do you do it as an entertainer's spirit and consciousness?
Do you think you've been living like that even if you weren't an entertainer?
I think I'm doing it.
You're not an entertainer's spirit.
I'm serious.
I usually do it.
Who?
It's like you can't have money after you're old.
That's right.
Even if you're very energetic, you donate it.
You donated it.
I donated about 20 million yen.
He's not for money.
It's like you're talking to the Treasury Bureau.
You're asked about money like this.
If you know me like that, I'd like to borrow some money from you.
How about that?
I'll lend you some money until we get along.
Really?
Exchange LINE today.
What?
Did I say too much?
Yes. I'll lend you some money when we get along.
Really?
Did you lend me money, too?
I didn't lend you money.
Why?
Oh, that's right. He's more reliable.
What?
Even if you go to work, you always want a discount.
That's not true.
He's more reliable than me in that area.
That's right.
No, no, no.
And you have a guitar with you today, right?
That's right.
That session.
Wow!
Session?
Yes, for you, what is it?
Should I play it?
The chorus.
Yes.
Cool.
Thank you.
Please play this.
Tambourine.
Tambourine and this.
Malacasa.
Let me play it.
Wow!
It might be cool.
Right?
We don't have a chance like this later.
No, we don't.
The reason we became friends is because we did sessions at a bar and thought it was interesting.
That's how we became friends.
Which genres are easy for you to join in sessions?
Rock, bossa nova, soul.
I like rock.
Rock?
Let me play it like rock.
Cool!
Wow, cool!
What's up?
I hope it's a little more session-like.
Isn't it a little embarrassing for you, Ano-chan?
No, I don't know how to do it with both hands.
Let's do either of them.
How about you make the rhythm first, Ano-chan?
How about a tambourine?
Let's go with the tambourine.
Here we go.
What are you laughing at?
Ano-chan.
Wow!
Nice!
Wow, amazing!
It's really good!
Fun!
Luxury, Ano-chan!
Luxury, fun!
It was really good!
Good, good, I'm happy!
Since we're here, why don't the three of you form a unit overnight?
Yes!
Is it okay?
Yes!
Like an improvised song or something?
We can do it!
Ano-chan, when you make songs, what do you start with?
Do you start with lyrics?
When I make songs, I start with the guitar and a little together?
But it's like a little melody earlier.
But there are many times when the lyrics follow right away.
What kind of lyrics do you have a lot of?
Hmm...
I wonder what it is...
I haven't sung a lot of love songs.
Hmm...
There are a lot of songs that are like a face-to-face song with myself.
Hmm...
Why? Why aren't there many love songs?
Somehow my love...
I feel like it's not something everyone can sympathize with.
You're serious.
I can't get my hands on it.
You're serious.
And it's a little embarrassing.
Hmm...
Is it something you can't sympathize with? Is it that special?
It's not special.
I don't know.
I'm not good at it myself.
That's right.
There are things that aren't that nice.
So shouldn't we do something like that today?
Love?
A little pink... pink love.
Pink love?
Pink love.
Adult?
Adult love?
Hmm...
Isn't it good?
Pink love.
If you could think of lyrics and lyrics...
But I still want to hear a ballad once.
Hmm...
I see.
How do you write lyrics?
I want you to write what you think is love.
- Me? - Yes.
- Why? - Because you...
- Three of us? - Okay, three of you.
- I'll help my dad with words. - Okay.
- Oden. - Oden.
- This is definitely oden. - I see.
- Hanpen. - Hanpen.
About hanpen...
It's soft.
Oh...
- Heart. - Heart. That's obvious.
- Body. - Yeah.
- Which one is body? - Body.
- Oh...
- Emotions. - Life.
- Heart, body, life. - Then...
- It looks like konnyaku. - Yeah.
- You can tell by touching it. - Yeah.
It's pink.
- Next one is "surprising", right? - "Surprising", right?
"Surprising" again. "Surprising" twice.
I'm a woman's...
When I'm serious, I'm a woman's...
"hink".
- Yes, that's what it says. - Huh?
- Then it's Anno-chan's turn. - I can't.
- Why? - I don't like it.
Then say something that could lead to the chorus.
Like a word or a word.
Huh? What about "session"?
- "Session", yes. - "Session" sounds good, doesn't it?
- "Session", yes. - Let's "session".
- Yes. - "Session", yes.
- "Heart", "body" too.
- "Click" twice. - Twice?
Then...
How about "until morning tonight"?
Oh...
That's a tough one.
What's going to happen?
What do we do?
How do we sing it?
- You want me to sing it for you, right? - I want you to sing it for me.
- I'll make a song for you. - Wow.
- Please sing it for me. - Wow.
Okay.
I'll make a second song for you.
Oh...
About half of it
It's lumpy
My heart
My body
My life
Like konjac
It's lumpy
If you touch it
You can see it
Wow, that's amazing.
Surprising, isn't it?
I'm a woman
Seriously, I'm a woman
Wow
Let's have a session
Our hearts and bodies
Let's have a session
Tonight until morning
Please sing
No, wait
That was good
Wow
That was good
You did it
I don't remember the melody
Let's do it little by little
Let's have a session
Tonight until morning
Wow, that's good
Our hearts and bodies
You're good
Don't make me sing
These two lines
Let's have a session
Tonight until morning
No
Let's have a session
Tonight
Let's practice
One
Two
Three
Half a song
That's a little off
Half
One
Half a song
Tonight
Our hearts and bodies
Does life become like konjac?
If you touch it, you'll know.
Isn't it surprising? Isn't it surprising?
I'm a woman. I'm a woman of konjac.
Let's have a session.
Let's have a session of hearts and bodies.
Tonight until morning.
Let's have a session of hearts and bodies.
I'm a woman. I'm a woman of konjac.
Let's have a session of hearts and bodies.
Please.
I'm a woman. I'm a woman of konjac.
I'm a woman of konjac.
Let's have a session of hearts and bodies.
It's like konjac.
If you touch it, you'll know.
Unexpected, isn't it?
I'm a woman.
When I get up, I'm a woman.
Let's have a session.
Let's have a session of hearts and bodies.
Let's have a session.
[TOKYO]
Wow!
Amazing!
How is it?
It might be a good song.
It's a good song.
It's a waste of time for TV Tokyo.
It's a waste of time.
It was a really waste of time.
Amazing!
Today is really an irreplaceable time.
I didn't think this would happen.
When we started this show.
But it's like you, Ano-chan.
Oh, yeah.
I think a gentle song suits you, too.
Yeah.
That's for sure.
Yeah.
If you record it properly,
it might be your color.
That's for sure.
Pink.
What do you think, Ano-chan?
Well...
I think I'll be a woman.
Shut up!
I'm a woman, too.
So I had some words I couldn't say.
You're a woman.
You made me eat oden.
I was happy.
Thank you.
Please come to X-ONE.
Wow!
Amazing!
What?
You called me, Ano-chan.
I'm happy.
I'd be happy if you came.
Today was fun.
Really?
Yeah.
Did you leave anything behind?
Podcast.
Yeah.
I'll do my best not to lose to Ano-chan and Sasaki.
I'll do my best.
I'm always on my own.
Yeah.
I'm always alone.
I don't want to lose.
It's a battle.
I don't think I can win.
You're amazing.
Okay, bye-bye.
Okay.
What did you say?
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Thank you for coming.
How was it?
Well, it was a wonderful painting.
It was a wonderful painting. I have to record it.
Eternal preservation version.
Right?
I'm happy.
It's amazing that you two came.
Yeah.
I mean, there's a rumor going around.
It's because of Sasaki's independence.
You too, right?
No, I didn't say anything at all.
You too, right?
I didn't say anything at all.
No, it's really annoying.
But you said you wanted to come even beyond that and you came anyway.
You should have done more.
Yeah.
You made us fried rice for 12 seconds in the second half.
No, I can't let you do that.
I can't.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're just a woman, just a woman.
Is that so?
I'm pink.
Pink, I'm pink.
It was amazing.
I can't.
We are RIKKI & MIYAI. Nice to meet you!
I'm happy.
Same for me.
It's a song called "Shark and Doll" and it's being streamed on Spotify right now.
The wonderful guitar and lyrics of Kazuyoshi Saito are paying attention.
Please listen to it.
Thank you.