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Sasaki, you don't say "nya" that much, do you?
No, I just don't use it that much, and I can even speak in cat language.
Oh, you can?
Yeah.
I've never heard of it, but try speaking in cat language.
Okay, here I go.
Okay.
Nya-nya-nya-nya, nya-nya-nya-nya-nya, nya-nya-nya-nya-nya.
Huh? Are you going to work hard on recording today, too?
No.
What is it?
Mizuhara Ippe, are you okay?
Are you worried about Sasaki?
Yeah, I'm worried.
I wonder if today's customers are ready yet.
I wonder.
Please come in.
Thank you for coming.
Ekko-na-fua-tai.
I'm glad you came.
Hello, I'm Kitazawa of MSS PROJECT.
Thank you for coming.
Oh, Sasaki is waving his hand.
Hello.
Sasaki is shy. It's unusual.
I'm scared.
Are you scared?
Yeah, I'm scared.
Seriously?
Who are you?
Yes, we are a team called "MSS Projector".
My name is "fb37".
And I'm "kickmarks", a man who was burned in the darkness and came to this world.
What?
Well, it went pretty well.
Hello, I'm "arumahotter". Nice to meet you.
And I'm "ao". Nice to meet you.
What? You're buried.
Oh, that's right.
People say it a lot, but I'm "ao".
It's hard to say, but why are you hiding your face?
Well, it's okay to show it, but fans say, "Don't show it."
Oh, I see.
That's one of the reasons.
Well, I've settled down in this outfit, so I feel a little uncomfortable if I show my face.
It's an atmosphere that we can't show our faces anymore.
Oh, I see.
Isn't "ao" tough?
No, in reality, it's really tough.
Why?
He's been bleeding three times during the live show.
Oh, that's right. It's definitely hard.
"arumahotter" is also a demon.
Why are you a demon?
I was wondering if I should hide my face, and I happened to have "hanya" on my face, so I brought it.
It doesn't mean anything.
It's very popular with people overseas.
It's very popular.
Is that so?
What was it?
Japanese master.
They're shouting "Japanese master."
Japanese master.
Overseas people definitely like it.
Things like this.
I'm a little curious about a lot of things.
Yes.
Ano-chan, would you like to take a look at your profile?
Yes.
Please.
mss project
mssp
Don't forget the 12-second spirit. Four rough men work together.
Game live broadcast, band, music production group.
They work mainly on Nico Nico and YouTube and gather strong fans.
At the audience-free live show held in 2020,
they achieved the strongest achievement of more than 100 million yen in Spatial Music.
This year marks the 15th anniversary of its formation, and a commemorative live show at Budokan has also been decided.
Let's see what kind of music they're playing in the actual live video.
Shall we take a look?
Wow, so many people.
Wow.
Wow, so many people.
So many people.
Where is this from?
Saitama Super Arena, I think.
Wow.
So, Kikkun's face...
His face is showing, isn't it?
Certainly, only one person's face is showing.
Completely.
Why is it like that?
I was the only one showing my face from the beginning.
Probably, only one person was aware of his good face, so he was showing it.
I see.
He is confident.
I see.
Is there a member's color for the siren you are playing?
It changes.
My face is blue...
Yellow.
And red.
And green.
I see.
Which color was the least?
Yellow.
I see.
Surprisingly, it is like that.
The number of Super Chars is amazing, too.
Thank you for saying that.
It is amazing.
How did the number of Super Chars increase so much?
In 2020, we had a live tour in many places due to COVID-19.
The number of Super Chars increased by about 100 million.
We decided to have a live show without audience.
At that time, fans joined together and gave us more than 100 million Super Chars.
We were able to have a live show without audience.
We are grateful for that.
HIKAKIN also gave us Super Chars.
It was a one-time live show.
Yes, it was a one-time live show.
By the way, what do you earn mainly?
We mostly earn from live goods.
Live goods?
Yes.
What kind of goods do you have?
Let me introduce you.
First of all, this.
These are live goods.
Are they?
You can't buy it unless you buy it.
It is 4,500 yen.
The name is amazing.
We brought it for this.
It seems like it can be used in everyday life.
Yes, it is.
This is a stuffed toy with a hug.
What is it?
You can attach it like this.
It is cute.
There is a member's portion.
You can also attach it to a flashlight.
It is 3,500 yen for one.
Isn't it expensive?
Thank you very much.
It is expensive.
But it is cool.
It is cool.
It is expensive.
What else do you have?
This is a bangs.
What is this?
Wow!
It's real!
These four sets are 4,500 yen.
Wow!
What about you?
Is this selling?
This is...
Pindomemo.
It's not bad!
It's selling well.
What else do you have?
Oh!
Acrylic.
Acrylic key holder.
Hmm!
This is a common one.
Yes.
We have our illustrations.
When you take a picture or post it on social media, you can take a picture together.
Nice!
Who is the black and white one?
This is Kikkun.
Kikkun.
What do you think?
It's fraud.
Hey!
It's always like that.
Illustration and fraud.
Do you have any other goods?
Yes.
This is amazing, Anna-chan.
Here it is.
What is it?
It's a hand shape.
It's Aroma Hot's hand shape.
Is this yours, Aroma-san?
What?
I think you actually took the shape of your hand and made it into a plaster statue.
Right?
Anna-chan, how much do you think this is?
This is...
One of these.
I'll buy it.
How much is it?
One hundred yen?
Well...
It's too cheap.
We'll buy it for about five hundred yen.
Five hundred yen or three hundred yen.
Here it is.
It's thirty thousand yen.
What?
Are there people who will buy it?
Yes.
All of these are sold out.
What kind of fans do you have?
The four of you.
We've been supporting you since 15 years ago.
We've been supporting you for a long time.
We have a lot of big fans.
They're enthusiastic.
Back in my teens...
I think I'm in my 30s now...
But I still have a lot of fans who support me with warm eyes.
That's nice.
Big fans.
It's like we're getting older together.
That's right.
That's really nice.
Do you have enough money?
I guess so.
Can I have one of these?
You can sell them.
You know...
What's this?
It's like you want to shake hands.
It's realistic.
It's like you want to remember...
I see.
You want to remember.
I see, I see.
How much does it cost to make it?
I'll tell you later.
Please.
But...
Aren't you a little scared of what you're using it for?
Honestly.
That's true.
How do you use it?
It depends on the person.
It depends on the person, right?
That's right.
Do you have a lot of female fans?
We have a lot of female fans.
Please use it however you like.
That's nice.
That's amazing.
I feel like I can use it on my chest like this.
I'll do it.
I'll definitely do it.
You'll do it?
I'll definitely do it.
I'll warm it up a little.
I don't like it.
I'll do it like a single person.
I knew you'd say that.
I guess you can say that.
You say that a lot.
I know you can say that.
By the way,
MSSP, have you been working hard lately?
Yes, I was focusing on Nico Nico 10 years ago, but recently I've been working hard on YouTube because of the flow of time.
I like Nico Nico culture, but is Nico Nico videos impossible anymore?
I'm not saying it's impossible, but I feel like it's overcooked.
Oh, I see. YouTube makes more money.
Yes, YouTube makes more money.
I don't think it will end, but I think it would be nice if it could get more popular.
What kind of videos do you upload on YouTube?
We have the most views for cooking videos.
The four of us usually cook together and eat something together or make weird things together.
I also publish cooking books.
I'm good at cooking, but for example...
What is this?
Scrambled eggs.
Who made this?
This is me.
Are these asparagus and scrambled eggs?
Dragon Nails Hidden Under Light.
Well, it's not like this.
It's 12 seconds.
Is it 12 seconds?
Yes, it's 12 seconds.
By the way, everyone is over 40 years old.
I'm only 40 years old.
Are you single?
Yes, I think I'm single.
I don't know.
There seems to be a lot of things.
But this is cool, isn't it? It's like Dragon Nails.
I see.
It says it's 12 seconds.
Yes, it's 12 seconds.
There's another one like this.
What do you think this dish is called?
Oyakodon.
But since it's Chinese New Year's Day, Ano-chan...
- Huh?! - Chinese New Year's Day-like dish.
But since it's oyakodon...
It's pretty fate-like, fate-like, isn't it?
Like...
Separated life mixtures.
- But you have good taste! - It's really good!
- The correct answer is... - The correct answer is...
Reunion of scattered fates.
- Ah, really?! - You got it!
- That's right. - That's too bad!
- I'm not happy at all, though! - Huh?!
- It's not like it's good or anything... - And you're human, too!
- No! - You're a 12-year-old, Ano-chan.
- You might be a little like her. - No, no, no.
- Anything else? - 12-year-old Dobei...
Yes, this one!
Hmm...
What is this?!
- Well, it's okra miso soup. - Okra miso soup...
Can you judge it by its appearance?
- Appearance... Like the shape of the okra... - That's right.
Ah... Wait, but...
- Ah... Hmm... - Do you have any memories of it?
- Memories... - Memories of okra...
- Memories of okra...
- Who is it, Ano-chan? - Mother Lover's Pentagon.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's pretty good! - Is it good? Is it good?
- "Mother's Taste"... - "Mother's Taste"?
- Something like that. - I like that one.
- The correct answer is "Stardust Memory."
- Stardust... - Why?!
- Well, it's the shape of a star, so... - That's right.
- You were able to guess it, Ano-chan. - Yeah, I think I was able to guess "star."
- Let's guess the next one. - I want you to guess this one.
- Here we go. - What is this?
- It's like tonjiru. - Tonjiru...
- It's hard... Tonjiru... - It's pretty normal tonjiru.
- Give me a hint. - You want to feel at ease, right?
- When you're at home, you're like, "Ah... I feel at ease." - Eh?!
- And there are a lot of things in it. - Yeah.
- You'll be guided from there. - The answer is... one.
- Shibuya's silence after the scramble crossing. - What do you mean?
- Can I ask you something? - No, it's healing.
- What is it? - It's like the silence after the mess in Tokyo came back.
- I see. - I don't know. What's the answer?
- The answer is a healing jewel box. - Do you know it?
- I don't know. - Do you know it, Aoi?
- So, MSSP members, you have something you want to do with Anno-chan, right? - Yes.
- Since we always cook together as four people, I want to cook with Anno-chan today. - I want to do it.
- It's your chance.
- 12 seconds fried rice!
- 12 seconds fried rice? - Yes!
What is it?
When you cut ingredients or season food, you will perform a 12-second-like deadly move in the recipe book.
It has a crest on my hand!
It's 12 seconds!
That's good!
When Ano-chan raises the crest of her hand, please enter 12 seconds mode.
Got it!
12 seconds fried rice!
Start up!
First, let's cut ingredients.
Shall we cut vegetables?
This is normal. It's not 12 seconds mode yet.
Please cut it normally.
First of all, onion.
It's really normal.
Please peel this part of onion.
You are fast!
Cooking is...
You are skillful!
Cut it from the side like this.
Wow!
Cut it like this.
Wow! You are skillful!
I'm a skillful master.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you, Ano-chan?
My hands are thin.
Wow!
It's 12 seconds.
Oh, no!
I can't believe I'm going to show you my ultimate crest here!
Wow!
It's a crest!
It's a deadly move!
Oh, no!
High-speed triple attack!
Blast!
High-speed triple attack!
Blast!
Oh, it stopped.
Oh, and like this...
You are skillful.
You cut it nicely, didn't you?
High-speed triple attack!
Well...
It looked like you cut it too much because you were too fast, didn't you?
You only cut it three times now.
What?
No, it's the opposite.
You cut it many times. Doesn't it look like you cut it too late?
Because you were too fast?
And the egg, too...
Do you cook, Amu-chan?
No, I don't.
So you just eat it as it is?
That's right.
You're wild.
Are you Sugi-chan's wife?
You're wild.
You're Sugi-chan's wife?
She's beating an egg.
Is she beating an egg normally?
Yes, she's beating an egg normally.
Well, well, well...
Her hat is floating.
Here it comes!
This hand...
This beating-an-egg-power...
is coming to me!
Beating-an-egg-power...
With beating-an-egg-power...
I'll break this egg into pieces!
Scramble Extreme Death Attack!
My right hand is at its limit!
It's over, it's over.
Kick, help me!
Scramble...
How is it?
Oh, it's good!
It comes back quickly.
Don't you think you can just scramble it?
Yes, you can just scramble it.
Aroma, go for it!
That's a good team.
It's really good.
Aroma hasn't looked like a middle schooler today.
I'm sorry, but I think she's more like an elementary schooler.
Yes, I think she's more like a poo-poo than a middle schooler.
Yes, you're right.
Hey, don't say it like Linda Linda.
She's a poo-poo.
Hey!
Scramble it...
She's just scrambling it normally.
Yes, she is.
It smells good.
It smells good, doesn't it?
It smells good!
Oh, no!
I was going to say something about fire, but I didn't know about fire.
It's I.H.
I.H.
What are you going to do?
I.H. dance!
I.H. solo!
Are you good at kicking?
Please, kick me!
Oh, no!
My left leg!
My dark left leg!
It's amazing here!
It's amazing!
It's a terrible scene.
It's terrible!
What just happened?
Well, we added a base like this.
Yes, we did.
Ano-chan is the best at kicking.
Yes, you're right.
I was like...
Really?
It's embarrassing.
But you had good naming sense, so I think you can do it.
No way!
Absolutely not!
And seasoning, Eo-yo-san!
I'm not good at seasoning.
Are you sure about that?
Because I can't taste it.
Really?
You can't taste it?
Sesame oil!
You have to do it well!
Let's season it!
Eo-yo-san!
Go, go, go!
It's Eo-yo!
Go, go, go!
It's Eo-yo!
It's up to you!
It's Eo-yo!
Go!
Sesame oil!
A little bit!
Sesame oil makes me happy!
Yes!
It smells good!
I knew it!
It smells good!
I got it!
This black liquid!
- That's amazing! - Wait, you don't have to do it now!
- I want to do it! - You want to do it!
This black...
fantasy...
- soy sauce... - Wait!
- Soy! Soy! - Oh, Kikun's here!
- Stop it! - Don't mess with me!
If you do it now, you'll...
- I see. - Your house will be on fire!
- Did you know? - Your house will be on fire! - What?!
- Your house will be on fire! - Not your body, but your house!
- My house will be on fire! - Your house will be on fire!
- My house will be on fire! - That's pretty crazy.
Soy sauce, soy soy...
- Put the eggs in first. - My house will be on fire!
This is messed up!
"Spin, roll, attack"!
- Spin, roll, attack! - I'm so bad at this!
You're putting rice in there!
- You're putting rice in... - I'm not good at this...
- You're way too bad at this. - Yeah.
You're such a sucker for this!
I'm not good at this kind of thing.
I'm just trying to fool you with my outfit.
There are other ingredients as well.
What do you like, Ano-chan?
I like spicy food.
How about kimchi?
Kimchi is pretty kimchi-like.
I thought you'd say that.
What is that?
- It's not fried yet. - No, it's not.
- The firepower is too low. - Finish it up with "giggun" and "fb".
- I got it. - I got it.
- Cooking is all about the luxury. - Here it is!
- The frying pan is ready, bro! - The frying pan is ready!
- The frying pan... - Were you a frying pan craftsman?
- The fried rice is ready. - Let's absorb the heat of the magma.
- Let's combine our powers! - Let's do it!
Fire Electrical Parade!
Electrical Parade?
- It smells good. - Yeah, it does.
- Let me turn up the heat. - Okay.
Wow, it looks terrible.
- It looks like fried rice, but it's wet. - It's different from the fried rice I imagined.
- Please try it. - Thank you for it.
- How is it? - It's wet.
- It's not wet. - It might be good.
- The taste is okay. - There's nothing you can't eat.
- Here it comes! - This is...
- Here it comes! - Bro, this is the legendary...
This is the last supper for the Dark Parade.
- This is the last supper for the Dark Parade. - This is terrible.
- My stomach is about to burst. - Is this the last supper?
- This is terrible. - But it's good.
- It's good. - It's good.
- My stomach is about to burst. - Do you fight with each other?
No, we don't fight. We're not interested in each other.
We're not interested in each other.
No, we're not.
We're not interested in each other.
Do you have a girlfriend?
We don't have one.
If we had one, we wouldn't be doing this.
Do you have a girlfriend?
I'm in trouble because I have a girlfriend.
You have too many girlfriends.
That's right.
You're a scoundrel.
That was amazing.
MSSP viewers, how did you like it today?
It was a lot of fun.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Really.
Can you do this for me?
That's right.
Do you want me to do it with you?
No, it's okay.
Okay, then.
Bye-bye.
Please touch me.
Thank you very much.
You just injured your shoulder.
I just hurt my shoulder.
It doesn't matter.
Bye-bye. Go home.
Thank you very much.
Go home.
Thank you very much.
You just injured your shoulder.
It was like a break for elementary school students all the time.
You're good.
An elementary school uncle.
Not an elementary school student.
It was like an elementary school student.
But you know, that yellow person was the most...
He's been working hard all the time,
but he's not the most popular one.
I feel sorry for him.
He was working hard in middle school,
and he was working hard on cooking, too.
Even though he helped me.
No, I mean, if it was like this, that yellow person...
Your house would be in a mess.
What was that?
Your house would be in a mess.
But I thought it was true.
Yeah, it was funny.
It was funny.
Welcome!
We have an amazing person here.
Kazuyoshi Fukamura.
I'm Suzuki Fukamura.
I'm Kazuyoshi Saito.
Here you go.
Cheers!
Wow.
What are you laughing at?
Hey.
Wow.
Let's have a session.
Good...
Good evening.
It might be a good song.
It's a good song.
It's a waste of time for TV Tokyo.
It's a waste of time.
It was a really waste of time.
We, MSF Project's "Sosei Enrai" will be streaming on Spotify!
It's a cool Japanese-style song, so please listen to it!
Yes, thank you!