AISubs v3.7
I'm sorry for coming all the way here.
She's out right now.
Do you know when she'll be back?
Well...
I hope she doesn't come back today.
That's terrible.
Do you have a cat or something?
I'm sorry to say this, but I have a cat allergy.
What?!
I'm sorry!
You're kidding!
I'm at my limit right now.
Are you serious?!
She's back!
I'm back.
Wait, we don't have a guest yet?
No, we do.
You're already here.
Who is it?
She's a VTuber.
VTuber.
I'm a VTuber.
Yes.
Please introduce yourself.
Yes, my name is Shigure Ui and I'm an illustrator.
An illustrator?
That's right.
I look like this, but my main job is to draw illustrations.
Wow.
And this visual as well?
That's right.
I made it myself.
Wow.
Thank you.
Now, let's start with Ano-chan.
Please introduce yourself, Shigure-san.
Shigure Ui.
A 16-year-old VTuber who is popular for her cute visuals and voice.
Her main job is an illustrator, but she also draws attention as an artist.
Her most famous song, "Lolikami Requiem," has 860 million views on YouTube.
Wow.
Oh, you know that song!
Do you know it?
I know it!
Let's watch the music video for that song.
You're going to watch it here?
Of course.
What are you doing?
This is a good song.
Isn't it this?
This is it.
Chicago.
It's popular.
I'm impressed.
Amazing.
What's this song about?
On my YouTube channel,
some of our listeners love dangerous kids who are young and love kids.
Yakama Shiwaon.
And she had to make lollipops.
Make lollipops...
I don't know what that means.
Make lollipops...
I made it with all my heart and it turned out like this.
Chigusa, you're appearing for the first time in a music show.
That's right.
Are you 16 years old?
That's right.
People often say I'm really 16 years old, so I'm taking a risk.
I don't think there's a 16-year-old who speaks like this.
That's right.
Really?
Do you like Sasakiya Vtuber?
But I do respect his throwing lines.
What?
Vtuber's...
Oh, oh.
The way he throws it like it's flying.
It really depends on the person.
I think it's amazing how you make money.
It's amazing.
It really depends on the person.
Chigusa, don't you think so?
No, I...
Can we watch it on the playboard?
Playboard...
I don't know.
Playboard...
What should we watch?
Let's put it in the music room.
Like Spachagaku.
That might be a little bad.
Oh, really?
Now, Ano-chan.
Don't you want to be a Vtuber too?
Yeah, I want to do it.
Yeah.
How do you get into the world of Vtubers?
Oh, that's...
You have to do a cute transformation pose.
If you shout "transform!" you can come to this world!
Eh?
Transform, Ano-chan.
Transform.
What's that?
Transformed.
Look!
Wow!
I've really become a Vtuber!
Isn't she super cute?
Amazing!
When did you get that body?
Cute!
Super cute!
Right?
She's full of energy!
She's amazing.
Now that we're in this virtual world,
we want to do something we can't do in real life.
Oh!
What do you have in mind, Shigure-san?
In virtual world,
you can move anywhere,
so you can go anywhere you want in an instant.
Oh!
Is there anywhere you want to go?
How about you, Mano-chan?
I like hot springs and stuff.
Hot springs...
I can't go there usually.
Wow, you're already here!
In an instant!
Wow!
Amazing!
You're here!
You're not naked or anything, are you?
No, I'm not!
I want to be naked.
Do you want to be naked?
Since you're at a hot spring.
When you're naked, you get burned and stuff.
Where do you want to go next?
I want to go to a cat cafe.
A cat cafe?
Yeah.
Wow!
Oh no!
Cats!
You're staring at them!
Aren't they scary?
Scary?
I have an allergy.
Me too.
I have an allergy.
Cute cats.
Which cat is the cutest?
Out of these six.
The one on the right.
The white one?
Yeah, the white one.
It is the cutest so far.
Cute.
Ah!
Your face!
Sasaki's face!
Sorry, Sasaki's the best.
Her eyes are amazing.
She can blink so well.
She's reacting so well.
She's amazing like this.
Shigure, you have an allergy.
It's itchy!
Let's go to a bar.
Okay.
So fast!
Wow!
Amazing!
Do you two like alcohol?
I drink normally.
I drink normally, too.
No, you're 16 years old.
I said I drink normally.
Do you go to bars, Shigure?
I haven't been there much.
What about you, Ano-chan?
There's no bar like this.
There's a bar like this.
There's a bar that's a little rougher.
Like karaoke bars?
Yes, a little softer.
I see.
Do you want to go up with Fuji-san?
It's like this.
Is this the top?
We did it! We climbed it!
Is it okay to climb up like this?
It's amazing!
Fuji-san, the highest peak in Japan.
I didn't know there was a place like this.
The ground is like this.
It's like a rock bed.
It's like this up there.
It must be hard to climb up.
Do you want to go up in private?
No.
It's like a sudden distance.
No!
Can we go somewhere else?
She copied me.
What's with that face?
Is that how you look when you close your eyes?
I don't know if I'm closing my eyes or not.
Ano-chan, where do you want to go?
I can still go.
Library!
Library?
Wow, a library.
Ano-chan, it's a library.
Please speak quietly.
Okay.
Oh, you're right.
I have to speak quietly.
Is it a library?
It's like ASMR.
Oh, I see.
Ano-chan, have you ever done ASMR?
Even though you have such a nice voice, you should be able to do it.
You're such a gross fan.
Gross fan...
Shigure-san, you've done ASMR, haven't you?
I've done it twice.
So you've done it a lot.
Since you've done it twice...
Can you teach me how to do ASMR?
Sure.
Wow, what's that?
I'm getting ears.
You see this a lot, don't you?
Now, I'm going to draw a lottery and have you whisper the lines that come up.
Please heal the listener with your sweet whispers.
Is that so?
Yes.
I'll do my best, Shigure-san.
Okay.
Alright, alright, alright, you're such a good boy. Alright, alright, alright.
It says, "You're such a gross fan."
Ah, but it's cute.
Is it?
But it's a bit vulgar.
It's vulgar, isn't it?
It's vulgar.
You're such a gross fan.
Should I not announce it?
No, no, no, you should see it.
I'm definitely happy.
No, no, no.
Let's go, Ano-chan.
Eh, what's this?
Eh, what's the meaning of this?
Here I go.
Okay.
Trash. Material trash. Inferior trash. Resources trash. Sensitive. Pet bottles.
What's this?
Um...
What's this?
I'm really sorry to say this, but...
This is an ASMR I did.
Eh?
I couldn't think of what to say.
She said a lot of trash.
What's this?
Is it gross?
It's the most gross.
It's not gross!
Trash. Material trash. Inferior trash. Resources trash. Sensitive. Pet bottles.
Let's keep going.
Draw lots.
Okay, I'll draw lots.
Here we go.
Is everyone happy about this?
Please do.
Watch out!
Phew, that was close. I'm glad I made it in time.
What kind of situation is this?
What is this?
Okay, Ano-chan.
Here I go.
Okay.
Pikachu.
Pikapi.
Pika.
What are you saying?
Cheer up! I'm always by your side.
Okay.
You're lying.
I see.
What is this?
Do I have to whisper?
Yeah, of course.
Usually, Pikachu sounds like Pikachu.
No, I want you to cheer me up.
Okay, Shigure-san, let's go.
You still have more?
Of course I do.
How about you, Sasaki-san?
I want you to do it, too.
Who wants to hear my ASMR?
I do!
You don't, do you?
Sasaki is over there.
Are you stupid or stupid?
Okay, Shigure-san, please.
What should I do?
What do you want me to do?
Okay, well...
Oh.
Oh, nice.
Okay, then...
I'd like to eat some pickled radish.
Do you have pickled radish?
Yeah, we do.
That's the worst!
You're actually going to eat it.
That's the worst!
Okay, Shigure-san.
No, this is a secret.
A secret?
Is this a secret?
This is a secret.
What do you mean, "secret"?
Okay, I'll eat it.
Eat it up close.
Isn't it too big?
It's too big.
You have to put it in your ear.
That's a secret.
You can't do ASMR like that.
Yeah.
Wow.
This is it.
This is ASMR.
This is nice.
This is the sound of ASMR.
It goes round and round.
Okay, please tell me how you like it.
It's good.
Oh...
Yeah.
You're trying too hard not to eat too much.
That's true.
You know...
What?!
Where do you want to go next?
Hmm...
Okay...
Yeah.
Next is...
the art room.
The art room?
The art room.
It looks like something is going to happen.
Well, you are an illustrator.
Yes, I am.
Since you are here, I would like to see you draw.
Really?
How about drawing with Ano-chan?
Is it okay?
The theme is "what you like".
Draw each other's pictures and repeat it ten times.
If you can answer all ten questions correctly, you will succeed.
I see.
Let's start with Shigure's "what you like".
Please.
What should I do?
I don't know.
"What you like" is a little difficult.
It's hard to find what you like.
I'm not good at drawing unless I do a lot of research.
It's like drawing when your mom is on the phone.
I don't know the first word.
"To" "To" "To" "To" "To"
And you don't say what you drew.
Do you really like it?
I love it. I love it.
I have it at home.
Let's start with Shigure's "what you like".
What do you like?
Well...
Can you use colors?
You like this?
Are you kidding me?
What?
Do you know?
I know. I know.
But it's easy to understand.
You two know each other.
What is this?
It's easy to understand.
I hope you succeed.
It's bad to know.
You have no choice but to go.
You're good.
No, no, no.
I don't know how to draw.
No, no, no.
Maybe you can do it.
You're good.
Do you like it?
I like it.
You like it.
Well...
This is how you fold it.
Oh, I like the color.
Right?
Yes.
It's so easy without this flesh.
I can put my feet in it.
You can put your feet in it.
It's good for cats.
But you can do it without makeup, right?
That's right.
You can do it with a frowny face.
Frowny.
Frowny?
Yes.
Frowny.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Do you like it?
What are you talking about?
I like it very much.
I see.
It's cute.
It's all animals.
That's right.
You like animals, don't you?
What is this?
It's good.
What should I do?
I don't know.
I hope it's not animals this time.
What is it?
Don't you want to be a VTuber, Sasaki-san?
What?
But I've thought about making my mom be a VTuber.
Why?
Because she's good at singing.
Isn't it good?
Mom and brother.
I didn't show my face because I thought it was good.
That's good.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good if you sing your own song.
That's right.
A video tape covered in blood comes out and you sing.
Is there such a reason for my value?
That's good.
70 something years old.
Wait a minute.
I see.
What is this?
Do your best and insert it.
Okay, last one.
The oldest VTuber is over 90 years old.
Wow, that's amazing.
Over 90 years old?
There are people like that.
There are people who are about that age.
There is also a "pachinko writer" who is over 90 years old and is a YouTuber.
Is that so?
Now that it's complete, let's start with number 10.
What is this?
Rukkola
I see! "Rukkola" means...
What did you think of number 9's picture of Sigure-san?
A sticker! That's right!
Correct! Yay!
What did you think of number 8's picture of me?
I thought it was an eye mask.
Correct! Yay!
What did you think of number 7?
Correct!
What did you think of number 6's picture of Sigure-san?
A floor!
Correct! Yay!
What did you think of number 5's picture of me?
A rouge! That's right!
Correct!
Oh, you're doing well!
What did you think of number 4's picture of me?
Of course it's "landocel"!
Correct!
What did you think of number 3's picture of me?
A koala!
Koala!
What did you think of number 2's picture of me?
What is this? Is it tobacco?
No!
That's not it!
What is this?
It's not, is it?
I thought you liked tobacco.
The colour is...
Because number 1 is a bird, right?
It starts with "rii"...
"Rii"?
This.
"Ritomasushi"?
Correct!
Wow! "Ritomasushi"!
Wow! This is hard!
What? "Ritomasushi" and "floor" do you like?
You...
I love floors.
What do you like about floors?
That's what I wrote at home.
Oh, you like floors!
I love floors so much that I chose them.
That's how much I like them.
What? No, you don't like floors like that.
So, I reformed them...
Aren't they pretty school-like floors?
No, they're not.
And with that, it's a failure!
Oh, my!
I went to hell.
You went to hell?
Yeah.
You fall into hell pretty quietly, don't you?
Really?
Well then, shall we move a little?
Yes.
Where shall we go?
Well, next is the game center!
Oh!
Let's go to the center!
Oh!
Oh, do you like games, Sigure-san?
I like them, but I'm really bad at them.
Oh, is that so?
They tell me not to do it.
"Don't do it"?
Yes.
So, this time, Ano-chan and Sigure-san will fight in "Puyo Puyo Tetris"!
Wow!
I've played it before.
Oh, really?
Yes.
The only game I can play is "Tetris".
This is going to be tough for you, Ano-chan.
It's impossible.
The third game is "Puyo Puyo".
If you lose this one, you'll have to pay for it.
Oh, you're right.
That's terrible.
So, let's start with "Puyo Puyo".
"Puyo Puyo".
Yes.
"Puyo Puyo" battle.
Let's go!
Wow!
I don't know what to do.
Now...
Ah...
You can rotate the mechs.
Wow!
Huh?
Oh, no!
What do you want me to do?
When you're in a situation like that, don't go all the way to the right, Ano-chan.
Huh?
Which one?
All of them that come down randomly.
Now?
Yes.
Oh, I lost it.
Now?
Yes.
Don't go all the way.
Go all the way...
If you lose one randomly...
There are times when you go all the way.
Is there a chance like that?
You can't win with that.
Okay, let's go with that.
Oh no!
Okay, one...
Okay, two...
Okay, three...
Okay, four...
Okay, okay, okay...
Let's go with this one!
This one!
Go, Ano-san!
Go!
Oh! Ano-chan wins!
I won!
Aren't I good?
How was it, Ano-chan?
Um, I really don't feel anything.
But you were doing it in a row.
That's right.
You did it in four rows.
I kept doing it in a row.
No way!
Since you lost, it's a penalty game.
What do we do?
You'll grow a mustache.
Ah...
Well, this is pretty common.
Yeah, it's pretty common.
It's our first time, right?
I don't like it.
Shigure-san, you couldn't do it, right?
But I still have Tetris!
I see.
Now, it's a two-on-two Tetris match.
Start!
You shouldn't underestimate me like that.
Do you know the rules, Ano-chan?
Um...
I don't know.
If you do it in a row, it won't disappear.
In a row?
Yes.
Isn't that bad?
It's hard.
Yes, if you do it like that...
The color doesn't matter.
That's right.
That's what I thought.
The screen is too big and my vision is...
I just heard you say "vision."
Even though you're 16?
Both of you are bad at this.
What kind of match is this?
It goes in here, right?
It goes in there.
It's about time I get serious.
What are you doing?!
Oh no, oh no!
Let's put a blue stick in the left corner.
Oh no!
Ah, what a waste!
What a waste!
What are you doing?!
This is really hard.
Rotate it.
What are you doing?!
Just once.
Right!
Rotate it.
That's the biggest difference.
Ah, no good!
Ah, this is Shibuya-san's victory.
No, no, no.
It's hard, right?
What are you doing, Ano-chan?
Now, it's the punishment game, Ano-chan.
Your eyebrows will become really fat.
Here you go.
This is the worst!
How is it?
It's so cute.
I don't like it.
I don't like it either.
Now, for the last game.
It's a battle against a Toyota.
Can we do it separately?
Then, isn't it better to do it together?
That's right.
Shigure-san, Tetris-no-wa...
Then, let's do Tetris.
I think it's a really good game.
Now, let's go.
Yes!
The third game.
Ah, my eyebrows are fat.
Go!
Go, right!
Go!
If you can, I'd like you to overlap in the same direction.
- Huh? Something's coming. - Go to the right.
Ah, it's too fast to go down.
- Too fast to go down. - Too fast to go down.
But if you don't go down fast...
Shigure-san, what's going on?
- No, this is... - Strategy?
- This is strategy. - Ah, good spin.
Do you know it?
This is Shigure-san's extreme skill.
- Ah, it's coming! - It's coming!
- Wow, this is amazing! - Ah, I messed up!
You messed up.
- I messed up! - Ah, you're messing up a lot!
- This is bad! - It's your chance!
- Yellow! - Ah, I'm in trouble.
Ah, then it's yellow there!
- Ah, it's no good! - Ah, I'm in trouble!
No, it's too fast to go down!
Hey, if you don't spin, you'll go to the left. What's that?
- Ah, it's no good! Ano-chan, you're too weak! - Ah!
- Even though I didn't do anything! - You're too weak.
- Ah, I can't lose. - Too bad!
Now, Ano-chan's punishment game is...
- Giant Poop! - Huh?
Go ahead!
- Ah... - Ah, color!
- The color is awful! - What's with the color?
- It's awful! - It's when you're starving.
- I'm definitely sick. - You drank too much karaoke and pooped the next day.
- It's awful! - Yes.
- The VTube experience was fun, wasn't it? - Yes, it was very fun!
- Will you go back to your own world soon? - Yes.
- Will you go? - When I think about it, I want to poop already.
- You want to poop. - Yes.
- See you! - See you!
- Please play with me again! - Bye-bye!
- That was easy. - Ah, VTuber.
- Even the penalty game was easy. - That's true.
- I thought "Ah, VTuber, that was easy" after playing the penalty game.
- It's really good. It's safe. - It's safe, because it's harmless.
- Harmless. - It's just a dirty picture. - That's right.
- Is that possible? That's how you make money.
- That's a lot of work. - Well...
- You have a dream. - You're busy. - You're busy.
- Do you want to play a game? - Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Ah! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- There's a gorilla, too. - Ah! - Ah! No!
- Why are you whining? - Ah! It's not working! It's not working!
- "Shukusei Rarika Miracle Game" is on Spotify!
- It's really catchy and funky and it's a weird song!
- Please give it a listen!
- "Shukusei Rarika Miracle Game"