AISubs v3.7
- Ano-chan. - Yes?
- I know it's sudden, but I have a question for you. - Okay.
If you get on an attraction with your lover at an amusement park, which one would you get on?
1. Jet coaster
2. Ferris wheel
3. Go-kart
1. Jet coaster
I love it.
Actually, this is a psychological test of your personality.
A psychological test of my personality...
You chose 1.
You have a strong desire to go around on a bed at least, and you tend to act selfishly.
- Oh my gosh! - Is that so?
- Why did you test me like that? - Is that so?
- It's the worst! - Is that so?
- Is that so?
By the way, what else is it?
If you choose 2. Ferris wheel, you can feel that you are loved by your lover by being attacked by your lover.
If you choose 3. Go-kart, you want to enjoy both being attacked and being loved.
- What do you think? - Okay, I see.
Okay, I see.
The answer is 1.
[Knock knock knock]
Yes?
Excuse me for disturbing you.
- Hello. - Excuse me for disturbing you.
- Ah, hello. - Ah, hello.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Excuse me for disturbing you. - Hello.
- Sorry about your face. - Yes?
Please introduce yourself.
- I'm Okamotozu. - Hello, I'm Okamotozu.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Okamotozu.
It's a rock band formed of four classmates from middle school.
They're known all over the world under the name "Okamoto Taro".
They're also known as "Okamoto's Star".
They also provide songs like "Sudama Saki" and "Dish".
They're celebrating their 15th anniversary of their debut this year.
They're a group that's active all over the world.
- Okamotozu. - Okamotozu.
I heard you guys were music friends since middle school.
- Yes. - Ah, you guys formed a band first of all.
- Yes. - That music club.
What song did you like?
- Hirose Koumi's "God of Romance". - Ah, I put that in.
- Ah. - Yes, Koki-san.
- It gives you energy. - It gives you energy.
- It's a song of memories.
- That's right. - Is it a song of memories?
When we started touring in 2009 or 2010,
we all listened to it with our mouths and it made Hirose Koumi go crazy.
- We were still talking about it at the equipment company. - We were talking about it.
- We were still talking about it at the equipment company. - We were talking about it at the equipment company.
- Can you play the guitar? - Can you sing and play it?
- Your nails are cute. - I'm happy.
- That makes me the happiest. - They're cute. They're two-colored.
- Do you know "Kururi no Bara no Hana"? - I know it.
- Do you know it? - Yes.
Kururi no Bara no Hana
We, who are at ease, set out on a journey
Let's cry or laugh as much as we want
Was it like this when we bought and drank in a shrine?
Kururi no Bara no Hana
It was good. It was luxurious.
It was luxurious, wasn't it?
Yes.
This time, four members of OKAMOTOZU want to be friends with you.
Do you want to be friends with me?
I don't think so.
You four think so, don't you?
We do.
But I'm OKAMOTOZU's historian.
OKAMOTOZU is limited to OKAMOTOZU.
Today, you will have a "friend interview" where you will choose one of OKAMOTOZU's friends.
You will do it one by one.
So, please leave the room for now.
I see.
Do we all leave at once?
Yes, we all leave at once.
You all left at once.
Here you go.
Nice. Nice voice.
Interview, please.
Here you go.
She brought something.
What is it?
She brought pizza.
Pizza!
- Why? - I want to catch as much as I can with what I have.
- Everyone wrote their addresses. - Oh, thank you.
- Wow, it's pizza! - I love pizza.
- That looks good. - Wow, it says "pizza nice" already.
- That's right. - Do you like pizza?
- I like pizza. It's like a "cheat day" these days.
- I used to do it under the name "pig's day". - "Pig's day".
- Today, I can do anything and I won't do anything.
- I'll take off my clothes, order pizza in front of the restaurant... - In front of the restaurant.
- And spend my day like a pig.
- Shall we eat? - Shall we eat?
- Are you really going to eat? - Go ahead.
- Are you really going to eat? - Of course.
- Thank you for the food. - Wow, you look terrible.
- What is that? - Wow.
- You look terrible. - It's like an interview.
- How was it? - Huh?
- Your face in this picture looks terrible. - Like an American prisoner.
- You look like a prisoner. - I want you to smile more.
- I have a happy image and I was surprised when I saw your face.
- Can you give me one minute of motivation to become friends with you?
- If I become friends with you, I think I can ask you more interesting questions.
- Oh, questions?
- Even in a show-off world, I think people who walk their own paths are very attractive.
- I want to become friends with you even deeper.
- No, I'm very happy about that.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Yes.
- Oh, well, well, it's just getting started. - Yeah.
- It's just getting started, isn't it?
- I wonder what it will be like. I wonder if you have anything in common.
- I'd like you to promote yourself more and more.
- Self-promotion.
- I'm a judge for manga.
- Huh? - I love manga.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- I've been a sausage for four years.
- You've been a sausage for four years? - Sink?
- I used to work as a sink pack for sausages.
- Huh? - Huh?
- When I was a student for four years.
- I used to bring pizza and work as a sausage.
- You have something in common. - Yeah.
- Meat. Sausage. - Meat.
- Do you have a lot of friends, Sho?
- Hmm...
- Not many, I guess. - Hmm...
- Not many. - Oh, that's good.
- Oh, it's good. - Yeah.
- Okay, that's it. - Okay.
- It's over. - Thank you very much.
- But you know, I'm the best. - Oh, really?
- My song is the best. - I know, I know.
- He had like a pizza-like face and... - A pizza-like face?
- He brought me pizza and a sausage-like face... - A sausage-like face?
- What are you talking about? - I'm glad we got to know each other's characters.
No, no. I don't want to be friends with someone like you.
- What weird things you say... - It's not weird!
- Okay, let's go to the next one. - Okay.
Please, next person.
Huh? What's up?
I took off the door knob, though.
Wow, this is...
You broke it.
I have a bad impression of you.
I'm sorry.
You broke my house.
You broke it, yeah.
This is the worst. This is the worst start.
First of all, please introduce yourself and your motivation.
My name is Hama Okamoto and I play the bass in OKAMOTOZU.
Hama Okamoto and Ano-chan seem to get along well.
I think it would be interesting to see how they look like.
I see.
Hama Okamoto and Ano-chan are student council members.
Are you a student council member?
Yes, I am.
I fly Wi-Fi to school and stuff like that.
Wow.
That's a revolution.
But it's really good.
It's good, isn't it?
I made my first contract with an American piano maker and a very young Asian.
That's right.
Wow, this is...
That's really proud of you.
It's been 10 years.
That's right.
Yeah.
What's this? "Tatsuro Yamashita saved my life."
That's not how you wrote it.
I didn't write it like you did.
What's this?
This is...
One day, I was cooking at home and I put a knife on the edge of the kitchen.
The knife fell from the kitchen.
Oh.
I guess it's a conditional reflection.
I went to get it with my feet.
Oh, I see.
It looked like a ball had fallen.
Oh.
Then it stabbed me.
What?
In my leg.
Oh.
Then I screamed and bled.
Oh.
Then I realized I had cut myself.
Oh.
With a cut.
That's dangerous.
Then I regained consciousness by receiving an email in my pocket.
Then I realized it was you, Tatsuro.
What?
Wow.
That's right.
If it hadn't been for you, I wouldn't have known.
That's why I thanked you.
That's amazing.
It's like a miracle.
It's amazing. It's like a miracle.
It's a really good memory.
Oh.
What's this?
There are more amino acids in the school than usual, so you can't eat ankake without ankake.
What?
It is said that there are amino acids in food that anyone can eat.
Oh.
If it's strong, it has a disintegrating quality.
It has the power to destroy starches and thickenings.
The best?
Yes.
Ankake fried rice, or noodles with a thick texture, you can eat them in one bite.
If you put it back in, in two or three minutes, it'll all be shabashou.
Really?
It's true.
What is that?
That's right.
Matsuko Deluxe is like that too.
Really?
That's right.
If we all say "chew cut" and I kiss Cher's thing,
the ankake will all be gone.
Wow!
What is with this person?
It's really like that.
This is amazing.
It's called "amirase", that ingredient.
Is that a friend of yours?
Amo-chan, is that a good one?
No, it's not good.
You have funny friends.
Ah, I see.
That's all.
Okay, thank you.
But will my drooling sticky hair also disappear?
Isn't drooling sticky hair erotic?
Ah, you mean it's better to have it?
That's right.
What's up with you guys today?
It's you guys, what's up with you?
Eh?
You asked me that first.
Ah, that's right, sorry.
You erotic guy.
Next person, please come in!
Okay!
Ah, she's here.
Ah, Reiji-kun.
Yes, please come in.
Your handwriting is unique.
My handwriting is dirty.
That's all I wrote in advance,
that my handwriting is dirty.
First of all, please introduce yourself and why you want to be friends with me.
Okay, I'm Okamoto-san's drummer, Okamoto Reiji.
After meeting you today, I want to be friends with you again.
Really?
Yes, you're a girl who works harder than I thought you would be.
What kind of girl was she?
A decent girl?
What was your image of her?
I thought she was like Yuru-san, but I didn't realize she was in control of herself.
Oh, I see.
I thought she was cool.
Gappare Academy entrance exam.
Even before I entered elementary school, Appare-san was also a teacher in a TV show.
Were you a child actor?
No, I wasn't.
I was just talking to Akashia-san, so I didn't have a script.
Even as a kid, I liked the scary feeling of turning on and off in the front room and stuff like that.
- You're right! - Yeah.
Even though we're always smiling, the way the light hits is different in the front room.
And we'd be smoking cigarettes like "ahhh" and it was really cool.
- It's cool, right? - Yeah.
And after that, I graduated from elementary school and went to middle school and entered college.
- You met the members here. - Yeah, we've been together since middle school.
We became friends regardless of music.
- Oh, I see. - Yeah.
The friends of the group started playing music little by little, and in the end, I ended up being left out.
I thought, "Oh, this is bad." So I started playing music even though I wasn't interested at all.
- Wow, that's funny. - Yeah.
- So you're the type of person who makes friends meet up with you? - Oh, yeah.
- You're kind. - Yeah, I'm not the type of person who likes this and likes that.
But you don't seem like it.
- Don't you seriously have a lot of friends? - Maybe.
- That's crazy! - I really do have a lot of friends.
- Wow. - There are a lot of people who think, "If it's this guy's request, I don't mind doing it for free," or "If it's my request, you'll listen to me, won't you?"
- Wow, that's amazing! - It's amazing.
- I don't know if it was like that, but I think I've fallen for it now. - Oh, really?
- Everyone around me is friendly with you. - Oh...
- So I was thinking, "Why is he such a good friend?" and I found out why you have friends. - That's true.
- But aren't you better off without friends? - Yeah.
- Because when I say, "I've become friends with you," I feel lonely because I'm friendly with everyone else. - You get jealous?
- I think I can do it so that it doesn't happen.
- Really? - How?
- I invite her out when we meet together and say, "It's not too hard, is it?"
- There's no one like that for you, Ano-chan.
- No one. - You're not tired of being with me.
- There's no one like that. - There's no such thing.
- So, what are your special skills?
- I can sleep for a short or long time.
- And I can sleep right after I get in bed.
- The reason I can sleep so fast is because all men are like that.
- But... - "All men are like that."
- The reason you can sleep so fast is... - It's a conspiracy theory.
- It's good, but you can't control it.
- You can't wake up. - I'm jealous of that.
- What is the value of men sleeping early, Ano-san?
- What is it?
- Men's sleeping speed is abnormally fast.
- Oh, really? - Really.
- All men here are fast. - No, what is it?
- What do you mean "all men are fast"? - Isn't it a disease?
- It depends on people. - I think all men are fast.
- I see. - Yes.
- That's all. - Thank you.
- It's scary at the end. - That's all.
- What will happen today? - What should we do?
- It's great, but...
- Next person, please.
- Thank you for coming. - Yes.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Okamoto Kouki, please introduce yourself. - Okamoto Kouki.
- Suddenly? - I play guitar.
- Yes. - Thank you.
- What is your motivation for becoming friends? - Motivation!
- Your personal motive. - What?
- You didn't see the other person's motivation. - Scary.
- Suddenly? - Scary.
- I'm under a lot of pressure. - It's a hot interview.
- Um...
- I don't have a lot of friends... - It's hot!
- Yes. - It's hot, isn't it?
- I wanted to increase it a little. - What?!
- I thought about it. - Oh, that's good. - Yeah.
- And my part-time job is... - I see.
- I like hand-rolled sushi made with red bean paste. - Oh, that's good.
- Wow. - I made a lot of red bean paste sushi.
- Oh, you might make me some. - Oh, I can make it.
- Like, using bamboo... - Yeah.
- I'm good at making fermented foods like yoki, my hobby, and nukazuke miso. - I see.
- You sound like an old lady. - What?
- You said something like an old lady earlier. - An old lady?
- Making nukazuke miso. - That's cool.
- It's cool! - It's cool!
- Overall, the design is beautiful and there's a serious feel to it. - That's right.
- There's no delay and no mistake. - No delay.
- I can always do what I've decided. - Yes.
- I get impatient when I have a plan. - Impatient.
- So, like, when you go out with your friends and you're late sometimes, do you not like it?
- I might not like it. - I can't do it!
- It's fine if you're late. It's not like you're fatal. - It's fatal.
- I'll be late and... - You'll stop working?
- Yeah, I might be busy tomorrow and stuff like that.
- So, you're happy when you're asked "how's it going?" right away?
- That's how I am.
- And if I can go, I'll go right away.
- That's pretty much the opposite.
- Like, about a week ago... - I can't do it!
- She said she can't do it. - I really can't do it!
- Wow, that's the worst.
- A week ago or something like that, I definitely want you to stop. - You want to quit a week ago.
- You want to quit. - I can't do it.
- I'm glad we came this far.
- Wow, you came all the way here.
- Like, if we were to talk about it together right now...
- It might be the most impossible thing.
- Huh?
- It might be the most impossible thing to go somewhere a week later than planned.
- But I want to be your friend, so I'll let you go.
- Oh!
- But I think it'll get worse later on.
- You're really thinking about it seriously.
- It'll get worse later on?
- Yes, that's all.
- She's cold.
- She's cold at the end.
- Um, can you leave me alone?
- Everyone, please come in.
[DOOR OPENS]
- Now, what will happen? - Wow, I'm nervous.
- Now, then, Ano-chan. - Yes?
- Among the four of you... - What?
- If you were to become friends... - There aren't many like this.
- Who would it be? - There aren't many.
- Now, Ano-chan. - Wow, it's difficult.
- Who wants to be friends? - Yes!
[DOOR OPENS]
I don't have one!
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
This is the worst!
She couldn't get even one word right.
Seriously? Why?
I'm not good enough.
What?
I can't be friends with everyone.
Why?
Because everyone...
Ah, like that...
Everyone...
Where?
Seriously?
Tell me, tell me.
What about you, Sho?
First of all...
Your face is bad too.
My face is bad?
Ah...
What about you, Hama?
Wait...
Amirage...
Rather than being friends...
He looks like a pet.
Ah...
That's terrible.
A monster! A monster!
Poor thing.
It's a monster, right?
He doesn't look like a human anymore.
Isn't that too much?
His face is worse than being bad.
What about you, Reiji?
I'm glad.
I'm glad about you, Reiji.
I'm glad and...
You're a very good person.
I'm very good.
But...
I have too many friends.
That's not enough.
You said that before.
What about you, Kouki?
Kouki...
I really hate you.
It's a shame.
That's a good result.
I hate you.
I hate you, I hate you.
Will you sing for us today?
Yes.
I sing a song called "This love won't come true".
I think I was able to create the strongest love song ever written by Okamoto.
Yes.
Please sing it in episode two.
In episode two?
Yes, in episode two.
Goodbye.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for having me.
Please play again.
See you.
- Everyone, friends... - You're lying.
- Can you make 100 friends? - You can't.
- Eh? - Make it in hell.
- Eh? - After you die.
No, it's not "eh".
Well...
You didn't have any friends.
I didn't need my mask and bag.
Well, well, but I'm glad you did.
Well, I'm glad.
Everyone was humanly attractive.
But only Kouki-san inside was dangerous.
I'm just an old woman.
No, you can be an old man.
I've never been auditioned.
But I want to make a popcorn that stands in the gap between rapping and dancing.
- It's hard to talk. - Let me try it.
- Is it bad? - Action!
Welcome!
Can I have one "L" size?
"L"? Podcast "L"?
Ano-chan, what are you listening to?
The podcast of this show.
What kind of show is it?
I won't tell you.
You don't have it?