AISubs v3.6
[Kickback Battle]
Anachan.
What?
Let's do a kickback battle.
No!
As expected, artists need to be fired.
Oh, you're right.
So, which one of us will be kicked back for the longest?
Ready, set...
What are you doing?
Yay, I win!
Because you're a plushie.
A plushie?
Seriously?
Isn't it?
No, it's the cat you picked up.
Oh, I see.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
Oh.
Come in.
Good evening.
Nice to meet you.
Good evening.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Wow, wow.
Excuse me.
Please have a seat.
Excuse me.
You're tough.
A little.
Let's start with you, Deano-chan.
Yes.
Tell us about Pale Dusk.
Pale Dusk is a rock band formed in Fukuoka in 2014.
Their heavy metal core sound is attractive.
They are also members of foreign music labels.
In 2023, they will successfully tour Europe and the United States.
They are active in various fields.
Their vocalist, Kaito, is known for his singing skills.
"Scream" is their favorite song.
Oh.
What is "scream"?
It's like shouting.
Is it like shouting?
Is it like a voice voice?
Can you try it?
I want to try it.
Well...
I'll sing my own song.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Excuse me.
The microphone...
Oh, it's this.
Can you sing this song in acapella?
Oh, oh, oh.
"Sleigh" by Pale Dusk.
Please do it.
I'm nervous.
I'll do it.
Let's do it in acapella.
- Like this. - Wow, that's amazing!
- I see! - Is this what you call "scream"?
- So you can make really high-pitched sounds? - That's right.
- With this singing style? - You can't do it with your own voice?
- You can't do it with your own voice at all. It's low, too. - I see.
- It's definitely a low voice, isn't it? - That's right.
- Can you sing other songs with that singing style of "scream"? - Yes.
- Basically, I can add melodies to anything. - Wow!
- Then... - Yeah?
- I can sing songs by Makihara Noriyuki. - Oh!
- Makihara Noriyuki doesn't love me anymore. - Oh, that's nice!
- Here I go. - Can you do it?
- He doesn't love me anymore! - Wow!
- I won't say it! Never! - Wow!
- Wow, you're self-absorbed! - Wow!
- Makihara Noriyuki in a cage. - Wow!
- Can you sing me another song? - There's a song I've been listening to a lot lately.
- Can I sing a song you probably don't know? - Of course you can!
- Here I go. - Okay.
- Huh? - It's my song!
- Wow, I'm happy! - Wow!
- I'm happy! - Wow!
- It's your favorite song! - It's my favorite song!
- I don't think that song has been played much. - Shut up!
- Can you sing "scream" too? - Huh? How do you do it?
- The trick is... - Oh, you're getting into the vibe.
- Wow! - You can do it for sure. Does it feel good?
- You can do it too. - Anger?
- Wow! - Anger of society?
- How do you do it? Do you want me to sing a song you don't like? - I don't like it.
- Oh, that's good. - It's annoying! It's always funny!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You're really good at it! - Wow!
- Wow!
- It feels like anyone can do it. - I don't think I can do it.
- You can do it. - It's hard.
- You have vibes. - You have vibes.
- By the way, do you have any other information?
- Mr. Daidai is making songs for famous artists not only in Japan but also abroad. - Wow!
- It's a weird circle. - Yeah.
- I sometimes get songs like that. - From who?
- If it's a Japanese artist, it's Mr. Okazaki Taiku. - Wow!
- And there's an English band called "Bring Me The Horizon". - Yeah.
- I make songs for that band and games like "Fortnite". - Wow!
- And I make other songs too. - That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- I don't have that much information. - No, you don't.
- I don't have much information about Wikipedia. - You don't?
- So, in order to know more about Pale Dusk, we're going to talk about it and edit Wikipedia. - I see.
- Thank you. - So, we're going to update it and upload it to the world.
- That's great. - Please give us proper information.
- So, I'm going to write it down. - Okay.
- Thank you. - Let's take a look at the current Wikipedia.
Pale Dusk is a band from Fukuoka Prefecture, Japan. They started making songs in 2014.
In April 2015, they started a full-fledged live concert.
- So, Ano-chan... - Yeah?
- Why don't you ask more questions and write it down? - First of all, there's a lot of information about the band.
- What's the origin of the band's name? - The origin of the band's name is...
I made it by connecting two words from a page I found in a vocabulary book during an English class.
- "Pale" and "dusk"? - Yes.
- What do they mean? - To put it bluntly, it's "awaii ugure" which means "very visual game".
- When I was in high school, I wrote a dictionary. - Yes, you wrote a dictionary.
- I wrote a dictionary. - Okay.
- Okay.
- That's innovative. - When I was in high school, I wrote a dictionary.
- I'll be your editor. - Thank you.
- My words are like this. - Thank you.
I don't want you to touch anyone after this.
No one is allowed to edit.
What are the rules of the band?
- Make sure you flush the office toilet. - Yes.
- There's a song I wrote in a band in Kyoto. - Yes.
- I wrote about 90% of the songs in that band. - Yes.
- Sometimes, members don't flush the office toilet. - Yes.
- Who doesn't flush the office toilet? - It's me.
- Tsubasa, you're disgusting. - Tsubasa doesn't flush the office toilet.
- That's bad.
- And it's an old name. - Tsubasa.
- I'm Niwa-san. - Niwa-san.
- Niwa-san.
- Let's go over the members. - Yes.
- Kaito. - Kaito, let's go.
- Kaito's lips are so plump. - Really?
- Plump lips. - He writes everything I say.
- Plump lips. - Plump lips.
- Where are you from? - I'm from Fukuoka.
- Fukuoka. - Fukuoka.
- Do you have a girlfriend now? - I really don't have one.
- If you had one, you'd say it. - I really don't have one.
- When did you last have sex? - I think it was four days ago.
- Kaito, you too. - Really?
- When did you last have sex? - I think it was four days ago.
- That's nice. - Do you like girls?
- I like people who don't make fun of me. - I see.
- I like laughing a lot, but there are women who make fun of me for liking laughing a lot.
- There are women who make fun of me for liking laughing a lot. - I see.
- I don't like it. - Who is it?
- It's Naruo Warafuji.
- From Grape Company? - Yes.
- You like laughing a lot, don't you? - Yes, I like laughing a lot.
- You like laughing a lot, don't you? - Naruo Warafuji is pretty funny.
- I brought him because I thought it would be nice if I said it. - Who is your favorite entertainer?
- I'll say Soshina. - Really?
- You like her a lot. - You like Soshina a lot, too. - Thank you for your answer.
- Your answer is that you like Soshina. - I like Soshina.
- You like Soshina. - It's a cute Wikipedia.
- It's really good. - But you're chasing a man who is a pervert.
- You're chasing a man who is a pervert. - You're chasing him with your lips shaking.
- It's good. - You're quite erotic.
- It's good. - You're cute.
- Let's go to Tsubasa. - Tsubasa.
- There are musicians who have been influenced by music. - Yes.
- How old were you when you were born? - I was born in 1995.
- I'm 29 years old this year. I'm 28 years old now. - I see.
- All of the members are from Fukuoka. - All of you are from Fukuoka? - Yes.
- You were born in 1995 and your lips are shaking. Let's raise it up a little.
- Let's raise up Tsubasa's facial features. - It's a little...
- He looks like an actor. - Indeed.
- Thank you. - He has an actor's face. - He does.
- Some people say we look like each other. - There are many people with ads.
- Who are they?! - Like, people from the school. - Yeah, people from the school.
- There are many people with ads for schools. - There are a lot of people like this.
- There are many free materials. - There are many.
- His face is a free material.
- His face!
- There are a lot of free materials. - This band is interesting.
- Anyone can use Tsubasa's face.
- If you have any information you'd like to add, please let us know. - Yes, please do.
- Is there "Tsubasa Robo-theory"? - "Tsubasa Robo - theory" is a city legend.
- That's right. - My name...
- My active title is "two hundred and eighty - three".
- Isn't this a common name?
- "T-two-eighty-three" or something like that. - That's true.
- What was your active title? - By the way, my active title is "Ishibashi".
- "Ishibashi". - It's "one thousand and four hundred and eighty-four".
- Wow! You can express everything with numbers! - "One thousand and four hundred and eighty-four", "two hundred and eighty-three".
- You're a robot! - That's the kind of robot I am!
- Write it down for me, Ano-chan. - "One thousand and four"... Huh?
- "One thousand and four hundred and eighty - four"... - "Two hundred and eighty-three".
- Hmm, let's see... The type of woman you like?
- The type of woman I like... I definitely like shorter hair.
- Definitely. - Definitely? Why?
- You know, I'm not good with long hair. - Why not?
- I don't like the atmosphere of it. It's very abstract, but I'm not good with it.
- Don't write it like "Matsumoto Nakai".
- The type of woman you like... What's with that madness?
- No, it was edited!
- It's automatic.
- When was the last time you had sex? - About four or five years ago.
- That's a long time ago.
- The last time you had sex? - Four or five years ago.
- I see. So you're not really interested in women. - I want to spend my own money.
- I see. You want to polish yourself. - I'm scared.
- I don't want to get plastic surgery. - What are you talking about?
- You don't get plastic surgery, do you?
- No, I don't. - But your wings are really big.
- Stop it. - That's right.
- Three legs. - Three legs.
- All of her legs are big. - All of her wings are big.
- "Chinchin" is big. - "Chinchin" is big, but you typed too fast.
- Hey, is this okay? - This is bad.
- I'm frustrated, but I'm not lying at all. - I see.
- Now, "dai dai". - "Dai dai" is good. - "Dai dai" is writing really good stuff right now.
- Right? "Dai dai", what's your real name? - Oh, you wrote your real name.
- My real name is Ehara Daisuke. - Can I say it? - You can say it at all.
- Write it down, Ehara Daisuke. - It's Ehara Daisuke.
- "Suke" means "shoukai" and "kai" means "kai". - I see.
- You can stop now. - Is this okay?
- Oh, that's good. What type of woman do you like? - Huh?
- "Kyonyuu" - "Kyonyuu"
- "Kyonyuu" is gentle and... - Straightforward.
- I like cute people. - Oh, that's good.
"Kyonyuu" is gentle and...
- And... - Won't you lose fans? Will you be okay?
When was the last time you had an affair?
Yesterday.
- Oh, that was quick. - Yesterday.
This is a good band.
- Okay, shall we go, Bob? - Yes.
I see, you joined in October.
- I joined in October last year. - Oh, I see.
- Where do you live? - Where do I live?
- By the way... - I live in Suginami Ward.
- Where in Suginami Ward? - I'm telling you!
- I live in Shimotaka Ward.
- You live in Shimotaka Ward. - Yes.
- That's good. - That's good.
- That's a good place. - When was the last time you had an affair?
- That was like ten months ago. - Ten months ago?
- That's way before. - That's way before.
- Was it with your girlfriend? - No, it wasn't with my girlfriend.
- Oh, that's great. - When you have an affair with someone you're not in love with,
- how do you deal with it? - Deal with it?
- How do you deal with it? - How do you deal with it?
- We go out for drinks. - Oh.
- We go out for drinks. - You go out for drinks in October?
- This is a crazy Wikipedia. - Wow.
- During dinner.
- You've got quite a lot. - Yes.
- Shall we move on to your special skills? - Yes.
- First of all, Kaito-san. - Yes.
- You showed us your scream earlier. - Yes.
- Can you show us your scream, Kaito-san? - My special skill.
- Your scream. And Tsubasa. - Yes.
- Tsubasa, do you have a special skill? - Mine is...
- Cossack dance. - That's really funny.
- Cossack. - Cossack.
- By the way, you can do a cossack dance while playing the guitar. - What?
- Can you show us? - Meow.
- Okay, Tsubasa-san, here we go. - Okay.
Please show us!
Wow, wow!
Wow, nice!
Wow!
It's funny!
Wow!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
- Wow! - Wow!
This is amazing!
This is a great skill.
Playing the guitar and cosplaying.
Wow, wow!
- Next, Bob-san. - Yes?
Do you have a skill?
- I like Jackie Chan a lot. - Oh, you do?
- Yes. - Jackie Chan...
- I've been watching movies since I was little. - I see.
I know a lot about Jackie Chan.
- I can't allow anyone else to follow him. - You know so much about him.
- You know so much about Jackie Chan. - Yes.
- I think no one knows more about Jackie Chan than me. - Really?
- Don't people who like Jackie Chan say that?
- No, no. - No, no.
- That's usually the case. - That's true.
- But in my case, it's a little different. - Oh, I see.
- Jackie A, who I used to watch on TV in the past... - Yes.
- He remembers only one scene intensely... - Yes.
- But he doesn't know the name of the film.
- If I say it out loud, will you know the name of the film? - I think you'll probably know it.
- Submarine... Huh? It's like a submarine. It's like a huge lifeboat... - Oh, it's "Red Bronx".
- It's fast! It's fast! It's fast! - It's fast!
- I think it's "Red Bronx" for sure. - Wow!
- It's like... - Yes.
- It's like "Billiard" or something like that... - Oh, it's "Rush Hour".
- It's "Rush Hour". - It's fast! It's fast!
- When you fight in a queue like this in "Billiard"... - Yes.
- Jackie A, who is wearing a black suit with an all-back like this... - Yes.
- It's definitely "Rush Hour" 1. - Wow!
- Can you recreate it or imitate it? - Oh, then...
- There's a movie called "Submarine 2", which I like the most. - "Submarine 2"...
- I think you've probably seen it about 5,000 times. - 5,000 times?!
- Yes, in one of those scenes... - Yes.
- There's a scene where you fight outdoors in a middle-aged inn or something like that... - Yes.
Can you recreate Jackie A's line from that scene?
He's drunk.
Is it a foreign language?
That's it.
You're changing it up.
I don't know what it means.
You're changing it up and doing this.
I don't like it.
Can you say it again?
What did you say?
What was it? Was it Chinese?
It was Cantonese.
Cantonese.
Yes.
Can you say it now?
Cantonese is listening and copying.
All of it.
Where did you learn listening and copying?
That's amazing.
I borrowed Jackie's santra and listened and copied it.
I memorized it perfectly in elementary school.
That's amazing.
That's your specialty.
You're too good at imitating Jackie Chan.
That's wonderful.
Thank you very much.
Is there anything else you can't do?
Specialty?
I fell off the stage once during a concert.
I fractured my left hand.
No, I fractured my right hand.
That's when you start living with your left hand.
That's right.
I noticed it when I recovered.
I can listen and copy now.
You can do that with your left hand?
I noticed it.
I can eat in a hurry.
I'm grabbing the next side dish while I'm eating.
You're noisy.
I can keep eating.
You're like a crab.
What is this?
This is soybeans.
Soybeans.
Can I let you eat it for your health?
Can I eat it?
Yes.
Thank you.
I want you to eat it.
I'll eat it with my right hand first.
That's amazing.
It's good.
I'll eat it with my left hand.
With your left hand.
You can eat it with your left hand.
That's amazing.
Please eat it.
That's amazing.
You can eat it with your right or left hand.
That's amazing.
That's good.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Lyokiki
It's a little thin.
When you look at it like this.
Lyokiki
Let's go with "Lyokiki".
And, well...
Let's do some body measurements today.
Oh.
Yes.
Please do.
Like, there's some useless information on Wikipedia and stuff like that.
Yes, yes.
What should we measure?
Then, we'll measure your pressure.
Pressure.
We'll measure your pressure.
Who's confident about it?
Yes.
Then, drum...
Well, then...
What should we do?
Pressure.
Then, stand up.
And lie down.
Like this.
Please do.
Lyokiki
It's probably weak.
It's weak.
But, around 40kg is the average weight of an adult male.
Then, measure it yourself.
Okay.
It's "lyokiki" after all.
High.
High voice.
Number?
40.8
Oh, it's 41!
Everyone's about the same.
I've written it down.
Lyokiki
Here I go.
This.
Above.
This.
Above.
This.
Left.
Below.
This.
Above.
This.
Below.
This.
Above.
This.
Below.
This.
Above.
This.
Okay, it's 0.4.
Wow, it's low!
You have really bad eyes.
Yeah.
I'm pretty confident about my eyes.
Really?
Yes, honestly.
Okay, Kaito.
Left.
Right.
Down.
Up.
You're not hiding it.
Left.
Up.
Right?
Down?
Left?
Left.
Up?
Wow!
This is...
Right.
Left?
This.
Up?
This.
Wow, you're strict.
Left?
This.
Up?
Right.
One point zero.
Wow!
One point zero.
That's amazing.
One point zero.
Your eyes are cute.
Small eyes?
Small eyes.
That's right.
Okay, today...
We've done a lot.
I think you've learned a lot.
At the end of each member's turn...
Please say something...
To that channel...
Called "This Kind of Person".
Wait, what is it?
Let's start with Kaito.
Well...
Mouth is...
Chubby...
Eyes are...
Killing...
Idol...
Face...
Idol...
Face...
I see.
Is...
Uh...
Screamer.
Oh, that's good.
Oh...
You gave me something like this.
Like a catch copy.
You've found a good place.
I've found a good place every time.
That's good.
It's too different from the way I see it.
That's right.
Wings...
I'm happy.
You're like a robot.
Really?
Really.
Wings are...
Tongue...
Chinchin, you big robot.
Gross!
Robots don't need chinchin.
That's true.
No, no.
I know you're just an ordinary person.
Yes, yes, thank you.
Genius type...
Robot is pulling me.
Genius type...
Fushigi-chan...
Yesterday...
Fushigi-chan...
Yes.
It's in there, too.
Thank you.
Yesterday, we had sex.
Yes, and...
Bob...
Yes?
Um...
Well...
I'm tall, too...
Oh, that's your personal information.
I came...
...to see...
...Jackie Chan...
...who I admire.
You didn't come to see me.
Oh, it's part of you.
Thank you.
It's done, right?
It's done!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Good luck!
Bye-bye!
Thank you for having me!
Bye-bye!
Thank you for having me!
Bye-bye!
Everyone was kind of funny.
It's a high level of variety.
It's high!
And the music is cool too.
That's good.
Today was a good day.
It was a good day.
Good night.
Can you do it for me?
Oh, that's nice.
It's rough.
Can you do it for me?
Thank you very much.
Ouch!
My neck is really tied up.
I don't know!
It's fine.
It's like an airplane cloud.
It's hot!
Don't make a face like that.
My ears are in!
Ano-chan, what are you listening to?
A podcast about this show.
What kind of show is it?
I won't tell you.
Why not?