AISubs v3.6
Ano-chan, you look like you have a stiff body.
Do I look like I have a stiff body?
Yeah, you do.
Can you show me?
Here I go.
Okay.
Wow, you're stiff.
That's why you say I'm stiff.
I've always been stiff and doing hard work.
That's funny.
And I won first place in a poetry contest.
That's amazing.
Nice to meet you.
We've become the morning team.
We're Cirits Ebisu middle school.
We're Ebisu middle school.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Ano Jenjen. Nice to meet you.
Cirits Ebisu middle school.
In 2009, a female idol group was formed as a younger sister of Momokuro Zetton.
In 2013, the fastest arena solo performance in the world was held at Saitama Super Arena.
It's a popular idol group now.
By the way, do you know Ano-chan?
I think we've met at an idol festival or something like that.
But we've just gotten started.
Ebichu, you're so strong.
I'm 27 years old now.
What?!
Really?!
You've been thinking about it a lot, haven't you?
I'm nervous about it.
I'm making progress.
Since you don't know much about it,
let's find a fake Ebichu.
Out of the ten of you,
one of you has never done any idol activities.
There are fake Ebichus mixed in.
Through various projects, we'll see who's the fake one.
Even if there's someone who looks like a fake one,
there are times when they're having fun on purpose.
I see.
This is why it's so difficult.
Please look into it.
It's so difficult!
By the way, if you deceive a famous detective Ano- chan in Ebichu,
you'll be given 5 seconds of PR time.
Wow!
I'll do my best!
What should we start with?
We'll start with your special skills.
Kazami-san.
Yes, my special skill is...
I love girls' manga.
So I can say girls' manga-like lines in 50 syllables.
Say "ni".
"Ni"!
It's a popular vote. I love it!
Wow!
"E".
"Omae wa ore ga zettai mamoru".
Wow!
"Ke".
"Ke"? You're injured! Let's go to the nurse's office!
Wow!
"Ba".
"Baka". I like it better!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Mayama-san.
Your special skill at 27 years old.
I can only remove my left shoulder.
What is that?
I'll do it.
I'll remove it.
I'm scared!
It came off.
Stop it!
Here...
I'm scared!
Shut up!
It's gone! My shoulder is here!
I'll put it back in.
It's back in.
I'm scared!
So far, I don't know what it is.
Okay, Sakuragi-san.
Sakuragi-san.
My specialty is "c" balance.
Like "y" balance?
I think it works up to "i" balance, but "c" balances it even better.
That's amazing.
Here I go.
Okay, here I go.
Where is it?
It's over there, isn't it?
Over there.
The one you mentioned earlier.
This way.
Here.
That's suspicious.
Suspicious.
Suspicious, isn't it?
This way.
Okay, here I go.
"c" "i" "i" "i" "i"
Wow, that's amazing!
"c"!
That's amazing!
It's the opposite, though.
It's "c", but it's "hiragana".
Nakamura-san?
Yes.
Nakamura-san.
My specialty is weird faces.
Weird faces...
Okay, here I go.
Okay.
You have quite a lot of weird faces.
Wow, that's good.
That's good.
Yes, that's good.
Which one do you like the most?
That's...
That's a first for me.
Watanabe-san?
Yes.
Watanabe-san.
Weird... weird faces, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
It's a series of weird faces.
You can sneeze infinitely.
Sneeze?
Here I go.
Okay.
"c" "i" "i" "i"
What is this specialty?
I'm worried about you.
That's amazing.
Okay, that's it for your specialty.
Then...
Fan service?
We'll give you that, so you can do fan service together.
You're used to it, aren't you?
You've been an idol for a long time.
Fan service...
Here you go.
Nice.
Next up is...
One, two...
Yes, yes, yes. She's doing it.
Yes.
Shout out your gratitude to your parents.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
That's a good one, Kyo!
Yes.
Hellish Face
Is there such a thing as an idol game?
Well, this is what a dressing room is like.
Hey, don't say that.
Don't say that.
You're the only one.
Okay, then... Sakurai-san.
Yes.
Why is it so early in the morning today?!
I'm sorry.
Nakayama-san.
Yes.
I'll cast a spell on you.
Twinkle, twinkle!
I'll cast a spell on you just like that.
Who do you think is suspicious so far?
Sakuragi-san?
Sakuragi-san.
Um... Nakayama-san and Sakurai-san.
Oh, you three are joking.
Yes.
Why, why?
You haven't heard of magic tricks, have you?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's what makes you an idol.
And your way of casting a spell was a little lame.
Lame?
Twinkle, twinkle!
Lame?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Sakurai-san was nervous.
Oh, I see.
I don't know, but I'm nervous.
What should we do, Saano-chan?
Mountain fashion game. The theme is "charm of shrimp".
Fake people won't come out, right?
That's right. It's difficult.
Then, please.
One, two...
Fun.
Characteristic.
Good song.
Cute.
Wide genre.
Serious about food.
Everyone likes shrimp.
We talk in a circle of ten people.
It's hard to explain, but it's a good group.
Everyone is beautiful.
Let's go again next week!
We are 11 years apart, but we are all friendly.
We don't fight.
Do you wear school uniforms a lot recently?
Fun.
Yes, we wear it.
It's difficult to choose a hair repertoire.
Yes, it's different.
There are songs of various genres.
I'm sure you'll find your favorite song.
There are a lot of shots for ten people, and it's cute.
Live, family, and fans are also amazing.
The strongest.
The staff is also unique.
The girls and members are like us.
They enjoy together like middle school students.
Yes, that's all.
Is it the last good night?
What do you mean?
What do you think, Ano-chan?
It's very difficult.
This time, you're a famous detective.
I don't know at all.
You can change the topic.
What I don't like about the members?
Let's try it.
One, two...
Hoshina always asks for too much.
Mayuma-san's snoring is noisy when she's sleeping.
Don't say it.
Mayuma-san, do you ever practice a live performance where you suddenly make an "a" shape and it's too detailed and you can't move forward at all?
Kazami-san, I take all your favorite lunch boxes.
Kokubo Yuno-san, you can't sleep at all and you're noisy when you're on a field trip and you talk to me.
Cocona, you often put a caracon on your pillow.
Don't make fun of me.
I only know the members.
Nonoka-san, you only talk about acne on your forehead.
Ema-san, you're constantly communicating with the universe.
Sakura-gi, you basically don't listen to me.
Nakamura-yan, you're always doing weird things.
That's all.
What do you think?
- Is this hard? - This is hard.
I thought you all knew each other.
But it's been cut off.
Kokubo-san is like...
Harakon, Yoruto-kun...
- She's not close, I don't know. - True.
They're both from rural areas.
They stayed at an agency in Kamisu for a while.
But as they moved to the floor, there were more and more crumpled ones.
They're still there, though.
I've stepped on one of them.
- That's not cool. - That's not cool.
- If this is a fake one, you're great. - This is bad.
This is really bad.
Watanabe-san is like...
I don't know.
It's getting weird.
What did you say about the members?
- Mayuma-san's snoring is too loud. - But it's because of the cotton swab.
- Her chin is small, so it can't be helped. - Her chin is small, so it can't be helped.
- She said it at the hospital. - Who is it?
Idol's sleeping face.
Sorry, Ano-chan, you're all stiff.
You'll lie down on this blanket and make a wish.
Please show me if that wish is idol-like or not.
Who will do it for you?
You're suspicious, Nakayama-san.
- Nakayama, you want to go? - But you have a big reaction.
- I'll go to sleep now. - Okay.
- Good night. - Good night.
- "Idol's sleeping face." Please do it.
That's enough!
- Ano-chan, what do you think? - It's kind of weird.
- Suspicious. - It's getting more and more suspicious.
- It's suspicious. - Watanabe-san.
- "Idol's sleeping face" is a cute face. - Yes.
"Idol's sleeping face." Please do it.
Idol's sleeping face.
So cute!
She said it in a good way.
Cute.
That was "Idol's Sleeping Face."
Cute, right?
Cute!
Now, who is the actor?
This...
It's all Ebichu.
Great detective!
Because he's not here!
Then, shall we have an idol pose shooting session?
Ano-chan will pose as the cameraman.
Shall we take a picture of the whole thing?
Then, cutely?
Oh...
Cutely...
Yes.
Coolly!
Oh...
Sexily!
Now, with a strange face!
Nakamura, you're strong!
That's good!
Can you do a different kind of strange face?
A different kind of...
That's good!
Then, can you stare at me for a moment?
Stare at you...
3...
I don't know at all!
I'm doing my best to stare at you through the lens, but...
Oh!
Can you do an Ebichu-like pose?
Wow, amazing!
Then, can you imitate Ano-chan?
Like, "Open up, chu~"
Can you make me look like an idiot?
No, no, no!
I thought you were cute.
Then, can you imitate Soshina-san?
Oh...
As expected, it's the image of your hands.
Underneath you, who is it? What is it?
Oh, um...
I only do Soshina-san's Chinchiro.
Chinchiro!
I was lying down while looking at that!
Don't look at Chinchiro, Ebichu!
Kobayashi-san!
Yes!
I'm too nervous!
Here I go!
Then...
Coolly!
That's lame!
Lame!
Then, cutely!
Cutely!
It's a little Showa, isn't it?
It's black.
A little two-shot with Sasaki.
Two-shot with me.
Yeah!
Cutely!
A face when something bad happens.
Real.
A face when money is stolen.
Wow!
Be careful of your voice!
A face when money is stolen.
It's me.
It was tolerant.
The last one is Nakayama-san.
Nakayama-san, let's go!
I've been suspected of it for a long time!
It's really difficult.
It's a face that Ebichu might have.
I see.
Then, cutely!
- Cool! - Cute!
- Seriously, make a cool face!
- Cool! - Cool!
- Face when you drink bitter water.
- Oh, you're good!
- Face when you're with a boy you like. - Oh, nice!
- Really? - Really?
- You're a little gross. - A little gross?
- Don't say that! - That's enough!
- What?
- Please go back. - Wow, you're good!
- Now, then... - Please tell us what made you want to be an idol.
- For me, it's Nogizaka46's "synchronicity".
- I love their live performances so much that I watch them over and over again.
- Their expressive power is really amazing.
- It's what made me want to be an idol.
- I see. - Yes.
- Nakamura-san?
- For me, it's AKB48's "everyday headband".
- I love it so much.
- The music video for it is so sparkly and bright.
- Watching it made me want to be an idol.
- Sakuragi-san?
- For me, it's TWICE's "Uwahage".
- This song is our debut song.
- I really want to be an idol like TWICE's Momo - san.
- Nakayama-san?
- For me, it's Sirius ABC's "run more".
- Before I joined the agency...
- After I joined, my dad told me...
- "There's an idol group that's debuting next year in Stardust."
- "Would you like to go to a free live with them?"
- That's when I started singing "run more".
- That's all we have for you, famous detectives.
- Ebichu, I think you were able to fool us.
- This is...
- I think we're both at a loss right now.
- Who is it?
- It might be different, but we're both at a loss...
- Kokubo-san and...
- Nakayama-san.
- Really, Nakayama-san?
- Why, why?
- Nakayama-san is...
- When we were playing the Yamanata ship game, I thought about it, but it's a bit of a fan's point of view, you know? - Ah, I see!
- The last song I liked was also kind of like a fan's motivation. - Please score.
- Nakayama, you're a fake!
- I, Nakayama Riko, have been told by my family and fans that I should go to a free live show, and that's Ebichu's live show!
- It's like magic!
- Sparkle!
Ebichu!
It's true!
First of all, you get five seconds.
Wait a minute!
Who will be the second one?
Kokubo and Sakuragi are just friends.
Just friends?
Kokubo, you're a fake, aren't you?
I, Kokuboyuna,
I'm getting more and more on the floor, so I've got a lot of crispy ones.
If this is a fake, it's a big deal.
Oh, my God!
It's fake!
It's real!
I'm so rude.
You are rude.
Oh, my God! I'm getting more and more rude.
You have 10 seconds.
Who will be the third person?
Seriously, everyone has a fake face.
Everyone has a fake face.
Well,
Sakuraagi, you're a fake, aren't you?
I, Sakuraai Kokona, am
Oh, my God!
Now, what will you do?
Well, I didn't know Kazami-san for a long time.
And Watanabe-san, too.
You know a lot of things.
On the contrary, I'm suspicious of you now.
On the contrary?
Call me, please.
Kazami, you're a fake, aren't you?
I'm Kazami Nonokawa.
Ke! Ke!
You're injured!
Come on, let's go to the nurse's office!
Ba!
Idiot! I like you better!
Wow! Amazing!
Amazing!
- It's "h"! - It's the real one!
20 seconds.
It's noon today, so we can only advertise for 5 seconds.
Wow!
- That's the world we live in. - Really?
- Now, fifth person. - Huh?
Nakamura-san said, "Could we go with the idea of a lunch box?"
I see.
Um, Nakamura, you're a fake, right?
I, Nakamura Yuna...
Kazami-san, I'll take your lunch box and everything you like!
- With a weird face! - Nakamura, you're strong.
- Ebichu! - 25 seconds!
- Oh no! Oh no! - Oh no!
- Ano-chan! - No, no, no!
- Only your fans will be happy! - That's right!
- Um... - Wait, if it's not Watanabe-san, then...
- What's the reason? - Seriously...
To be honest, there's no reason other than Sakuragi-san.
- Because everyone was so realistic. - Okay, call, please!
Watanabe, you're a fake, aren't you?
Watanabe Reira is...
- Mayuma-san, your breath is so loud when you're sleeping. - Don't say it!
Fake Ebichu!
It was a fake!
It was you!
- Wow! - Wow!
This is amazing!
What do you usually do?
I'm an actress.
- An actress? - Yes, I'm an actress.
How was it acting?
- They didn't point at me from the beginning. - Right.
- So I was wondering if the order was good. - Yeah, like...
- I was caught between two people. - Oh, I see.
I was caught between two people, so...
Oh, it's the other way around.
- But! - When you said, "Do an Ebichu pose,"
- you did it the other way around with your arms. - No, I made a mistake!
- I didn't know! - You did it left and right the other way around.
- Oh, I should've noticed. - You had a little hint, but...
You have 25 seconds!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Ready... - Start!
- The first full album with 10 members... - Watanabe's face.
- "indigo...ama" - Watanabe's face.
- will be released on February 28th! - Watanabe's face.
- Yay! - Yay!
It's an album celebrating our 15th anniversary, so please listen to it!
- Thank you in advance! - Thank you in advance!
Is there still more?
Actually, Ayaka Yasugoto is here and we're doing it with 10 members,
- so we're looking forward to your live performance! - Thank you in advance!
- Thank you in advance!
- Time's up! - Time's up!
- You're going to sing today, right? - We're releasing an album,
and we're singing "blue business" as the first track of the prelude track!
- Yes, please sing it! - We'll sing it!
- Bye-bye! - Bye-bye!
One o'clock, I can't stop the morning
Today again, I'm the winner of the second place
Ah, I don't want to be an adult
Even so, no, I don't want to be a child either
Just like the stories I often see on the internet
From today, I'll be the protagonist, God
I wish that was the case, but this place is no dream
I wander about, it's F.O.S.
Find me right now
Hurry up!
Take me out of this transparent cage
Breaking out!
It's not a coincidence, I've been locking myself up for a long time
The blue blindness overlaps with the future
Shake it, align it with the mirror
Hold hands, you and I
I'm in the blue dizziness, dizziness
I'm reborn now
Glug, glug, glug, go, dive to my feet
Don't worry, kick it, rush and fight
Hidden energy, quiet reaction
I can't stop this impulse anymore
Don't look away, look at me
Hurry up, get out of this narrow box
Break it now, I never give up
Laugh it away, move forward with your heart
Come my way, look up at the blue sky
Touch it, even with narrow eyes, it's nowhere
I'm in the blue dizziness, dizziness
Hold my hand, you and I
I'm in the blue dizziness, dizziness
I'm reborn now
In the second half, everyone looked like a fake.
Everyone looked like a fake?
Because if you remove this much, it's not a shrimp kiss anymore.
No, no, no. That's rude. That's a shrimp kiss.
No, it was great.
You shouldn't have passed 25 seconds.
I'm sorry.
You shouldn't.
I did it all the time.
Detective, let's go back out.
I'll go back out. Repentance.
One hundred thousand days later
It's so good.
A serious confrontation with Othello.
It's strong.
I'm going to turn five of them over.
I did it.
This is really bad.
This is bad.
Why did it turn out like this?
Ano-chan, what are you listening to?
A podcast about this show.
What kind of show is it?
I won't tell you.
Why not?