AISubs v3.6
Sasaki, are you in the bath?
Um... I sometimes do my hair. I clean it.
Really? I've never seen you do it. You just did it, didn't you?
No, no. I'm doing it while you're sleeping.
Can I really smell it?
No, you can't.
Ouch!
It smells like grilled meat.
Shut up!
Huh?
Hello. Excuse me for disturbing you.
Hello.
Excuse me for disturbing you.
Hello.
Come in.
Let me put my jacket on you.
You can put it around there.
Thank you for letting me borrow it.
Here we go.
Like this, right?
If you'll excuse me.
Do you feel sleepy?
The clouds are amazing.
Let me introduce myself.
I'm a singer-songwriter, Kitani Tatsuya.
Ano-chan, please introduce Kitani-san.
Kitani Tatsuya.
I started working as a vocalist while studying at Tokyo University.
In 2023, he starred in the anime "Jujutsu Kaisen" opening theme song "Ao no Sumikko" and was featured in "Kouhaku Utagassen".
His talent for providing music to other artists, such as Kanye 8 and Sirius Ebisu Junior High, is endless. He is 27 years old.
When did you meet Kitani-san and Ano-chan for the first time?
We met about a year ago on a music show.
We sang together for the first time on a live show.
Every time I said, "Okay, let's start the show", Ano- chan said, "I'm nervous".
Since then, Kitani-san and his staff have been supporting me.
Ano-chan is kind.
You said that while supporting me.
I think it was very noisy.
Since Kitani-san is an interior artist from Tokyo University, you have a lot of intelligence and vocabulary in your songs.
Ano-chan, let's see what you have.
It's embarrassing to hear you say that.
I've heard rumors that you have a lot of interior skills.
Do you have any?
Chocolate-like vague beige.
Ano-chan, do you know what "beige" is?
No, I don't know.
"Beige" means "kiss".
"Beige" means kissing in French.
Oh, it's in French!
Wow!
It's stylish!
What about "pandemonium"?
"Pandemonium" is like...
Pandemonium is a scary place where there are a lot of demons.
Wow!
Ano-chan, try to guess.
What does it mean?
It means "vanitus" in the center of the chest.
Vanitus
It means "heart" or something like that.
Wow!
Nice!
"Heart" is in French!
How about it?
Too bad!
What is it?
It means "emptiness" or "emptiness".
Wow!
It's difficult!
They don't say "emptiness" on purpose.
Do you know about this?
Yes, I do.
"Hallucination" that jumps out of dirty eyeballs and starts dancing.
Don't read the lyrics!
I don't know!
"Horse's name"?
Hallucination
Isn't it "horses"?
"Horses", "horses"
In a fun way, it means "hallucination".
Hallucination
Wow!
It's educational.
It is.
There are a lot of katakanas.
"Beige", "pandemonium", "vanitus"
Hallucination
"Pandemonium", "vanitus", "hallucination"
It means "hallucination", doesn't it?
"Hallucination" seems like it.
I'm sure it's "hallucination".
It seems like it, so don't say it!
Today, we will play a game with Kitani and get to know her better.
Ano-chan, do you have a game?
Yes, I do.
Let me see it.
It's cute.
So, what are we doing today?
Ta-da!
Today is Den Den Jenga!
Jenga.
This Den Den Jenga.
Each one has a question and instructions written on it.
If you pull it out and put it back together without breaking the block, you can make the person answer the question written on it.
If you break the Jenga, I will bite my head off and punish you.
Let's start with Senko Ano-chan.
I don't know much about you.
The white one.
Yes.
What is it?
Here we go.
Put your hand up.
Yes.
What is the question?
What song do you sing when you want to seduce a woman you like at karaoke?
Oh, I see.
This is...
There is a song called "Parade of Days" by The Yellow Monkey.
My dad sang it, too.
Your dad sang it, too.
I've been singing it in front of a young woman since I was a kid.
I still sing it now.
You're passionate about it.
I'm passionate about it.
It's just the right pitch and it's easier to sing than my own song.
I'm singing it to have it.
You're pretty good at it.
Well...
It's like dirty slack.
It stings me.
Oh, I see.
I call it "the princess of dirty slack".
Like "the princess of dirty slack".
Yes.
It's like dirty slack.
It's good for a beautiful woman who used to be popular in her 30s and 40s.
I see.
I recommend it.
You're right.
Next, Kitani.
Look at this.
There's something behind it, too.
For now...
Oh, no.
It's pretty aggressive.
Isn't it dangerous?
Yes, it is.
Please be careful.
How much is the savings?
Oh, that's good!
As expected of the person below.
No, no, no, no.
Wonderful.
I wanted to motivate you for work.
That's true.
I'm doing my best.
You know, I...
I might really be in a bad mood, but...
Oh, no, no, no.
What are you saying?
That's enough.
What, what, what, what?
You don't know or you've never seen it before.
That's enough.
You're lying, you're lying, you're lying.
You're lying, right?
You're lying, you're lying, you're lying.
What do you think about this?
Well...
Well, if you ask me,
I don't know if I'm stupid or not.
Well...
I bought a hundred thousand yen bag from Balenciaga.
Oh!
I bought hundreds of thousands of equipment.
I know it, but I haven't lost it.
That means I'm making a lot of money.
I have a dream.
Yes.
I'll work, too.
Oh, I see, I see.
I feel pretty relaxed.
What?
What's with that face?
Relaxed?
Life...
Which one is it?
No, I feel relaxed about life now.
Finally...
Finally, like...
I can drink water or something.
Was it that bad?
Was it that close?
Well, but I feel like I have a lot of it.
Yes.
Well, Ano-chan.
Yes.
I'm counting on you.
What?
Now...
Oh!
It moved!
I aimed for something easy to get.
There's a penalty game, too.
I'll answer quickly.
Wait a minute. Isn't it pretty difficult?
This jenga is pretty difficult.
I'll get caught.
Denden jenga.
Oh, I did it!
Yes, please put it down.
Yes, the question is...
What artist makes you jealous?
Kansai dialect.
What artist makes you jealous?
Oh, the second place that came here the other day.
Oh!
In a band.
Oh, in a band.
Yes.
The song is good.
Not all band members are one-man.
Everyone has a good balance.
The fashionable direction is different.
The characters are separated.
Every time I see such a good band...
I want you to be jealous.
I wanted to be in a band, too.
But it didn't work out in the end.
I like my own fans a lot, too.
It's kind of the same.
I see.
But I thought it was a really good song.
I'm a little jealous.
I haven't heard much about it.
Yes.
Then, on the contrary, Mr. Kitani.
Let's go.
Oh, I see.
Wow, I want to do my best!
Oh, did you find it?
I want to do my best.
It's hard to balance.
It's harder than I thought.
It's difficult.
Well, shall we start?
Here we go.
Oh, the question is...
Tell me a prejudice that you might get angry if I say it.
Oh, here it is.
I'm good at this kind of thing.
You're good at it.
Thank you for your time today.
No, no, no.
Tell me a prejudice that you might get angry if I say it.
First of all, I get angry...
Oh, first of all, yes.
when I'm shooting or when I'm shooting models.
They're wearing different styles of clothes and garbage.
What? What is it?
They're wearing different styles of clothes and garbage.
There was a person like that.
What do you mean?
It's like... garbage?
They put string shoes on me.
On your face?
On my face.
I thought it was fashionable, so I did it.
While I was shooting, I was like, "Why are you wearing garbage?"
Garbage...
It's like string shoes.
I thought, "Is this garbage art, too?"
I've done it before.
I've done it with music, too.
Have you done it with music?
Some people think it's a good thing to stay high up.
Oh, I'd like to hear that from you, Kitani.
I'd like to hear it.
This is it, right?
Who? Who?
No, it's not.
No, even if you do something that's too difficult...
Something that's not good isn't good, you know?
Who are you talking about?
Give me a break.
No, no.
Please give me a break.
I see.
Okay, let's do the other way around.
Hano will draw.
Okay.
Should I go in the middle of this...
I can't see it anymore.
Yeah, I can't see it.
I don't know what it is.
Seriously, it's no use.
What is it?
My favorite hiragana, I'll announce it with a loud voice.
Ah, it's no use.
It's really Kitani-san's house.
Eh, what, what, what?
Because it's blue.
What, what, what?
Ah, that's right.
It's Kitani-san's house.
It's the house that Hana-chan answers.
What are you doing?
That's it, that's it, that's it.
That's the last one.
That's it, right?
Taking and putting it in and taking and putting it in, right?
You're cruel.
Don't f**k with Jenga, you.
I'm not f**king with Jenga.
Stop it, you.
Putting it in the hole and taking it out.
What are you doing?
Stop it, you.
What is it?
Hana-chan, please praise me.
Oh, that's good.
I see.
I'll have you praise me for this.
It's cool.
It's cute.
The song is good.
The leather looks good on you.
Leather?
The clothes you post on Instagram are always cool.
That's good.
I like it when you say sharp things in your videos.
I usually put hearts in my pictures.
When you say sharp things.
I see.
Hana-chan praised you, though.
I'm not happy about it.
That's good.
Why, why?
It's too frustrating.
It's like...
It's too frustrating.
It's still...
We don't get along at all.
- It's like... - That's a lot.
You're used to it, right? Cute, cool, clothes are good, songs are good.
- That's right. - So, Kitani-san,
Is there anything you haven't been told by anyone yet?
If you have that, I think you'll be happy, too.
I've been watching Sasaki all the time.
Isn't there anything good about it?
Your good points?
I've only met him like three or four times.
Well...
His face is cute.
- It's shallow! - It's too shallow!
- Everyone says that. - I said that when we first met, too.
His voice is cute and passionate.
- It's shallow! - That's good.
I guess it's like that.
- I'm not happy at all. - You haven't noticed it for a long time.
The only thing I've noticed for many years is that.
That's all I have, my weakness.
- His face is cute. - I'm so shocked.
- It's empty. - Even though we're doing it together like this.
- Is his face cute? - Well, I'm happy about it, but...
Okay, let's go the other way.
Is it me, Kitani-san?
I like this one. I want to hear it, too.
- I want to hear it. - Please.
I want to hear it.
The top one is off.
Who is it?
It's too good.
What do you do when you find an annoying comment?
This might be the most useful knowledge.
I see.
I go to that person's profile.
- You go and see it? - I go and see what kind of person they are.
- And? - And I really...
remember all of their favorite artists.
- You remember it? - Yes.
I'm like, "This artist has a bad hobby."
I hate that artist, too.
- I see. - That's why...
you should be careful of fans of various artists.
- I see. - Yes.
- You're carrying that name. - Yes, I think I'm carrying it.
I'm like that.
I'm pretty biased.
- I'm like, "Oh, it's this artist's fan again." - I see.
- It happens. - I think like that.
And I hate it.
Sometimes...
I go and see the profile of the person who said bad things about me.
Pierre Nakano is following you.
I don't know why.
- I'm like, "What is this?" - It's terrible.
What kind of punishment is this?
Pierre Nakano is following you.
Why?
Pierre Nakano is following anyone.
If it was someone who said their own name...
- It's like... - I feel like I'm following everyone.
- I'm definitely following you. - She's definitely following you.
- It's about time. - This is bad.
Yes.
It's your turn, Ano-chan.
What should I say?
What will you say?
Well...
- She picked it up. - She picked it up.
- Personality. - Please tell me about your personality.
Yes, yes.
Well, it could be about your work.
That's creepy.
Why is it creepy?
It's not creepy.
What do you mean?
When I was in the fourth grade of elementary school,
my mother had a book in her bookshelf.
There was a book like "Porno Planet" by Mr. Tsuiya Sutaka.
He traveled to various universes and to various planets.
What was it?
For example, a sparrow called "penis sparrow" is flying.
"Penis sparrow" is interesting.
Penis sparrow
What shocked me there was that there is a pond called "kujirimo".
Kujirimo
Researchers and old men have to pass through the pond.
That "mo" comes "kujit"... "kujit"
Kujit
What "kujit" is?
I don't know.
What "kujit" is "kujirare"?
When men walk through the pond, they are "kujirared".
kujirared
I don't know what it is, but when I see it in words, it looks like everyone feels good.
As a result of being "kujirared".
From there...
What do you call it?
I'm very interested in plants and things like that.
Plants?
I've never heard of it.
It's better not to do this.
Why?
Don't you think it'd be cool if a vine got caught in a birch tree?
Wow, I don't think so.
Oh, I see. You can do it with plants.
Oh, that's nice.
Wow!
What kind of plants do you like?
I'd like to be eaten by a big tree.
Oh, really?
Like "big tree" in "this tree, that tree" commercial.
Oh!
I like that kind of stuff.
She's a good woman.
You can do it with plants.
I've never seen anyone like you.
That's good. This is a new experience for me.
It's too new for you.
You can do it with plants.
Wow, what kind of plants...
What about plants and gas?
I don't like gas!
Out of all the plants in this room, which one do you think is the most sexy?
You're digging into my story.
I'm curious about it.
There are quite a lot of wild plants.
Why am I doing a job like this in front of such a cute celebrity?
You like plants.
Yes, I do.
I wonder...
I think cloth would be better.
What?
If a big cloth could move with willpower, that would be the best.
I like cloth.
I think cloth would be good, too.
My imagination is getting more active now.
Won't you regret it when you go home?
I think I'll think about it when I go home and go to sleep.
You've said too much.
Before I came on this show,
I was told that I might not want to be on this show.
Why?
You might lose something.
Why?
It's obvious.
Everything that's happening here.
Usually, it's Sasaki or Ano who say harsh things or lower their image.
But you lowered your image yourself.
No, no, no.
It's a pretty big news.
You can do it with plants, you can do it with cloth.
You should have protected your image more.
If you did that, it wouldn't be funny and it wouldn't be boring.
Ano-chan also said that.
Why?
When I asked you a useless question, you said, "Oh, it's useless."
It doesn't go back at all.
You were putting it in.
I was putting it in.
Well, let's go to the next one.
Let's go, Kitani-san.
I don't think you can say "Oh, it's useless."
It doesn't go back at all.
Well, it's like this.
I want to make Ano-chan's fans happy.
Did you win?
What a shame!
I'm sorry, Ano-chan's fans.
What were you trying to pull?
What do you want your boyfriend to do for you?
Oh, that's enough.
I see, I see.
Yes, I lost.
What a shame.
Oh, I don't like it.
I'm going to hit you in the head.
Here we go.
I've already received one punishment.
Thank you.
That's awesome.
That's funny.
Will you sing for me today?
Yes, I will.
It's a song called "moon thief".
What kind of song is it?
Well...
I wanted to do something funny in the music video,
so I made it to sound like that.
It's a funny song.
Please sing for me.
Can I sing here?
Why?
This is my room.
We don't always see each other.
I'm sorry, but I want to sing in a stylish room.
Please don't sing with plants.
This is my room.
Please leave.
Don't do weird things with plants.
I'll never do it.
Bye-bye.
You too, Sasaki.
Me too?
Please go out.
What?
Bye-bye.
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I'm a pessimist, a bad boy
I want you to understand me
There's no point in falling in love
I don't know what you're thinking
It was useless to pray at that time
I was the crushed roadkill
The building that was shaking looked like fire
I had to pull it back and open it up and put it down
Am I wrong?
No time, no plan, social order
I don't feel lonely enough to use my own money
We're ignorant, ignorant
Let's steal the moon
In a world full of scary things
It's okay to hide for a little bit
Ignorant, ignorant
Let me see your eyes
Only nights that make you want to die
I felt like I could live properly
It was scary.
I was a little surprised.
The plant?
You were smiling, but it was scary.
I was scared. Is the plant okay?
No, I think you're scared.
I'm sorry.
I'm a little wet.
You said "cloth" and stuff.
It's kind of interesting.
I'm more interested in what kind of person it is.
It's like "chikan yobi gun" or something like that.
It's too sexual.
No, it's "cloth".
That's true.
Don't mess with me.
I'm glad you came before I got caught.
I'm glad.
I don't want you to get caught until you think about it.
Yeah, that's right.
Because you won't be able to show it.
Yeah.
Wow, that's amazing!
It's a report car!
Sparkling!
That was kind of lame.
Ano-chan, what are you listening to?
A podcast about this show.
What kind of show is it?
I won't tell you.
Why not?