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Ano-chan, it's 2024. Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
What year will you make 2024 your goal?
I won't complain about my pronunciation.
Oh my! This is definitely...
Yes, because this is my birthplace.
Let's be careful about pronunciation.
I'll be careful.
Right?
This is my first time.
Your first time?
Excuse me.
Here you are.
Thank you.
What are you holding?
I forgot to take it off.
You always forget to take it off.
Excuse me.
You brought a lot of things.
Now, could you please introduce yourselves?
Yes.
Ue-chan, say your usual thing.
Say it often.
Say it.
It's embarrassing.
Say it loudly.
If you say it a little.
I'm Kawakita of Maximum, the Hormone!
Kawakita...
I'm Uehara.
Over there... Wow!
Nice to meet you!
Wow, amazing!
Maximum, the Hormone and Ue-chan.
That's right.
Nice to meet you.
Welcome.
It's really rare for you two to be on TV.
It's rare.
It's our first time.
What?!
Our first time.
Well, we always do.
We love variety shows.
Over there, we love variety shows too.
That's right.
We're popular with variety shows.
That's right.
Wow, that's amazing.
I'm happy.
Why did you come?
I wanted to see you.
Wow!
I'm happy.
Sasaki, you know... Sasaki, you know...
Sasaki's voice is one of my favorite voices.
Do you know it?
Sasaki, you like the Hormone, right?
I like it a lot!
I'm happy.
You're cute.
It might be bad today.
I'm happy.
Ano-chan, what do you think of "Maximum, the Hormone"?
It's like... dark perverts?
Dark perverts.
There's nothing good about it.
Especially you two.
In many ways, you're perverts.
You express it on stage.
Okay, Ano-chan.
Check it out.
I will.
About the Hormone.
It's amazing!
Formed in 1998 in Hachioji.
Rock festivals and live performances are always crowded.
One of the most sold rock bands in Japan for live tickets.
A band with many fans in the industry like Iwasobi and Ikita Touma.
Okay, Ryo-kun.
First of all, the luggage.
Oh, right.
What is it?
It's a lot of luggage.
It's a souvenir.
We're not good at variety shows.
But we want to get along with Ano-chan and Sasaki.
So we prepared a secret tool for that.
What is it?
What could it be?
Can I open it?
What is it?
I'm scared.
Well, um...
I'm really not good at this.
Look over here.
I'm really scared.
You can do whatever you like.
So I brought my family with me.
Family?
It's not your grandfather's body.
I'm not scared.
I thought you were really scared.
It's big.
What is it?
Is it okay?
Isn't it scared?
It's a bird!
Wow!
It's okay.
I'm scared.
It's okay.
I'm more scared, so it's okay.
It's a little of the same color.
It's the same color.
The hair color and...
This is...
Oh, it's cute.
It's our ink.
Wow!
It's ink.
There are four types of ink.
Blue, green, red, scales, and ink.
You wrote it yourself.
The cheeks are green.
Yes, just like that.
Wow!
If you have it, you'll feel better, right?
You have to have it.
There are four types of ink at home.
Today is one of them.
You're saying something.
Are you okay?
You said something.
It's scary.
It's cute.
I'm a little scared of cats.
I'm sorry.
I've been watching you.
By the way, your name is...
Your name is...
Guess it.
The hint is Katakana.
It was Katakana.
Isn't it "tobikko"?
"Tobikko"!
Is it an adult toy?
What?
"Tobikko"!
Is it an adult toy?
Don't you know it?
What is it?
It looks like it's going to fly, so it's like "tobikko".
The answer is...
Yes.
It's "ponchan".
"Ponchan"!
It's cute.
What's "ponchan"?
It's called "Uehara poncho".
"Uehara poncho"?
Yes, officially it's "poncho".
I'm sorry for bothering you today.
It's cute.
It's scary.
Actually, I brought some friends with me.
"Ryo-kun family".
Are there "Ryo-kun family" members?
Yes, there are many of them.
If you count them, there are about 100 million of them.
100 million!?
So, today...
Yes.
As long as I have free time, I like to create original characters.
I see.
So, I brought some of my friends with me.
Original characters.
While introducing them, I want you to guess their names.
Let's guess their names.
Sounds good.
Like "on-chan".
First of all...
It looks like this.
How many years ago?
Did you draw this ten years ago?
What's this?
Wow!
Do you know what it is?
This...
Look closely.
This cheek...
What's this?
Feet are flying...
Flying...
Guess their names.
Yes.
Just imagine it.
This hand might be a hint.
What? Hand?
What?
This expression.
Flying in the sky.
Yes, it's flying.
Flying in the sky.
Maybe...
"Pervert Temomin".
"Temomin".
That's good.
"Temomin".
I see.
Kusaki-san is good.
What?
She's good.
Is it "Kimo shichi fukujin" (bad luck fortune- teller)?
"Kimo shichi fukujin" (bad luck fortune-teller)
My friend's name is...
"Sayonara tokkun" (goodbye tokkun)
What's that?
I don't know.
"Tokkun" and "tokkun" are katakana.
There's no hint.
There's more.
I'm scared.
This is...
I'm scared.
This is famous.
You've seen it, right?
I've seen it.
What's on top of it?
It's bald.
What?
It's bald?
It looks like hair is growing from the top of the head.
I'm scared.
It feels good, doesn't it?
This is...
This is the only one, right?
It's obvious.
What?
"Minendigumi amamiya mosso" (minendigumi amamiya mosso)
Do you know it?
Where is it?
I don't know.
It's "amamiya mosso", right?
I don't know.
Why is it "mosso"?
Please put it up.
Tamori.
Please put it up.
Tamori-san.
You're a good friend, Tamori.
Next, Ryo-kun.
What will you do for me?
With Ano-chan...
Yes.
I want to produce brain juice.
Brain juice?
In the first place, "maximum hormone" itself is...
Well, there's also "burned meat hormone", but...
It also means "maximum brain secretion".
In the first place, you don't need a drug for rock music, do you?
If you have a guitar, you can always fly.
It's super heavy.
That's why I do rock music, but...
Besides rock music, actually producing brain juice...
Well...
You can fly.
Items are great.
Will you be okay?
I want to introduce...
You'll fly away today.
Well, it's this.
What is it?
A vinyl bag...
A summer vinyl bag "that".
"That", you say?
You know it, don't you? I love it.
Can you fly with it?
I couldn't stop with just this.
You can't stop.
It's dangerous.
Look, it's a little...
Like a sauna...
When I was little...
Like a swimming school...
In the first place, it's a light.
When I put it up for sale, it looked like this.
A vinyl bag...
It's really...
It's kind of tight.
It doesn't smell that good.
Smell it.
Is it too much?
Look.
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
No, no.
Is it too much?
No, Ano-chan, it's too much.
Ah, I know what you mean.
You know, right?
It doesn't smell good, but it brings back memories.
Brings back memories.
It brings back memories.
It reminds me of summer vacation.
It reminds me of nostalgia.
It makes me nervous, too.
I was scared of swimming pools as a kid, but I was nervous.
I see, I see.
The most...
It smells so good.
This is the best one.
The best one.
You know how to say it.
This is a special boat.
What? It's big.
What's big?
The best one is...
These are also pool goods.
Yes.
What's this? It's big.
This small one is enough to bring your nose closer.
Well, Ue-chan and Ano-chan have small faces, but...
I have a big face, so this is the best one.
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
It's my first one in a year.
What are you doing?
This is really...
It's really a little...
No, no, you're using the same thing over and over again.
Don't be ridiculous!
Please go in. Be careful of the nails.
Here, inhale.
Inhale.
It's flying.
Hey!
No, it's flying.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's getting a little dark.
The vinyl material is pretty good.
The vinyl material is good.
It's legal, but...
If you're in the city with this, you'll get caught, won't you?
You can play it with two people.
What do you mean, "two people"?
Two people?
Look, look.
What is this?
Let's do it together.
Oh, that's amazing.
It's amazing.
It's not amazing.
It's being linked as it is.
It's flying.
This is good.
Certainly.
It's legal.
They say it in the sauna.
It's legal.
Here, inhale.
Inhale.
It's flying.
What are you doing?
How is it?
It's flying.
Certainly.
It's nostalgic.
It's death nostalgic.
It's emotional.
It makes you feel tight in your heart.
But this isn't about getting along with Ano-chan or anything like that.
It's a bad group.
The distance...
It was really short today.
It was short, wasn't it?
It was shortened a little.
Again, we have items and secret tools.
Yes, please.
We are shy people.
Yes.
So, rental videos and erotic videos...
Have you ever been dumped?
No, right?
No.
Oh, you can't?
Really?
So we watch videos of people falling in the park and stuff like that.
But in a way, that's cheating.
That's right.
That's cheating.
It's illegal.
This time, the theme is a legal trip.
Yes.
The thing that makes me feel emotional when I watch erotic videos is...
The manga that makes you feel emotional when you see a boy jumping.
I see.
I brought it with me today.
So I hope Ano-chan will feel emotional from a woman's perspective.
From an Ormond generation.
There are several of them.
There's "Road to Nashville Blues" from the late '80s.
It's a Yankee manga, but...
I don't think it's erotic at all.
Not at all.
The manga that I like...
Yes.
Where is it?
I hope Ano-chan will read it for me.
There are many of them, but...
"Katsuji"...
"Katsuji" means "dekopachi" in Japanese.
"Katsuji".
And the scene where she was at Kazumi's house for the first time.
You like those, don't you?
I don't know any of them.
Really?
There was a scene like that.
Can you describe it for me?
I'd like to introduce it just for now, but...
"Hana no Keiji".
You don't have "Keiji", do you?
No, I do!
No, you don't!
It's like...
Kunoichi's...
Yes.
Boharas's...
What was it?
There's a woman in a cage like this.
It's a woman in a cage, right?
Like, this woman gets attacked by three groups of people.
And...
At that moment...
This one! This one!
Sawa, Sawa, Sawa, Sawa...
At that moment...
Afoon!
Afoon?
Huh? Afoon?
Oha!
What's great about this teacher...
Haratezo sensei...
Haratezo...
Even in northern prefectures...
Like Abeshi...
Like Hidebou...
Even in a woman in a cage...
Afoon!
Oha!
It comes out like that.
What is this?
The expression is unique.
Unique? What kind of expression?
Because you don't actually say it.
Sawa, Sawa, Sawa, Sawa...
It's Boharas.
Are you excited about this scene?
That's right.
My heart is pounding.
My heart is pounding!
By the way, do you have anything?
It's lame, but...
There are Pokemon.
Pokemon?
Pokemon...
Something like feminine Pokemon.
So there are monsters.
Gross!
Drive...
There are Pokemon like "you're a woman" too.
Like Chikorita?
Yeah, like Chikorita.
Chikorita, Mimirop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That kind of thing makes you excited.
That's tough.
When you were in elementary school, you were a little girl.
What made you go "no, no, no" like that?
Was it the internet?
Yeah, but the ads on the internet...
Oh, the ones in the manga.
The manga ads that pop up all of a sudden...
Aren't they too gross?
They are.
Like...
Moroni...
You know...
What's up with you?
You go in and out all of a sudden.
You shouldn't look at it like that.
They pop up all of a sudden, right?
They pop up all of a sudden, so I'm like "what?"
Oh, you're pulling it that far.
Shizuka-chan and stuff like that.
That's about it.
Oh, that's fine.
Yeah.
I see.
Okay, then...
Next is Ue-chan.
This one.
That's dangerous!
What is it?
What's in there?
It's dangerous.
Come on, open it up.
What is it?
You can't open it.
What is it?
Wow, what is it?
This is scary.
What is it?
This is it.
What is it?
This is a mushroom tree.
I see.
What is it?
This is an important family, right?
What is this?
This is a friend of mine who is older than me.
She is older than you.
Is this a friend of yours, Wei-chan?
Is it a friend of yours?
This is...
First of all, I have a daughter.
She loves observing mushrooms.
On my day off, I go to the park to observe mushrooms.
She says she wants to observe them at home,
so I buy these shiitake mushrooms and grow them.
When I start growing them, I get addicted.
So I grow them regularly.
Do you eat them in the end?
Yes, they are my friends.
Oh, I see.
So you eat them in the end.
Well, wood is a friend of mine,
and I eat it as a present.
Well, yes.
I take them out of the bag,
and use a dust cleaner to spray them once or twice a day.
Even for a few days.
Wow.
Once or twice a day...
This is what I got.
Where do you eat it?
Not yet.
Wow.
This is what I grew.
Oh, I see.
Look, isn't it cute?
I see.
Oh, it's coming out.
I think it's still young.
Are these shiitake mushrooms?
Yes, they are.
But they are amazing.
They grow bigger and bigger.
But they are not in season yet.
Do they have a season?
You can eat them anytime in your room.
Anytime?
You can eat a lot of them.
Yes.
Aren't they great?
Yes, they are.
They are good for you.
Yes.
I'm interested in them.
Me, too.
Do you like shiitake mushrooms?
Yes, I do.
I like mushrooms.
I'll give you the rest of them.
Oh, you will?
Yes, I will.
Yay!
Well, if you watch a variety show a few months later,
I might introduce you to them.
That's true.
Like, "What are you into lately?"
There are a lot of them.
Ue-chan introduced me to them.
It's a great source of information.
Spread it around the world.
That's great.
Thank you very much.
Next, Ue-chan.
What will you do?
I like kendama.
Oh.
I think it's the only kendama song I've sung.
Really?
Even though it's not in a band.
Oh, you're right.
I was actually asked to perform a kendama song like "How many people can you put on a large plate with a kendama?"
Oh, really?
Well, it's been a year since I failed.
Oh, I see.
Oh.
Yes.
So...
Please show me your technique.
Technique?
Can I do it?
Here you go.
I got it! I got it! What is it?
It looks like a yo-yo.
This is not a yo-yo.
Wow!
Awesome!
Cool!
Awesome!
I want to overlap with you holding a bass.
That's true.
It was really cool.
Awesome!
So...
I have one trick.
Oh! Ano-chan!
Me?
You have good reflexes, so you can do it right away.
I can't do it.
Let me teach you.
I don't know anything.
Then, this...
Red one.
Then...
What should I do?
Something heavy...
Something like this.
First of all, can you do a normal kendama?
On a large plate...
I don't know.
That's interesting.
On the largest plate...
I've done it before, but I can't do it.
What is the basic posture?
When you catch it,
with your knee...
Oh!
You sink it...
Oh, I see.
and absorb the impact.
Knee.
Oh!
That was close!
That's how you do it!
That's how you do it.
Oh!
Awesome!
You're fast!
I knew it!
Awesome!
I did it!
Ano-chan, you seem like you can do it.
Is there a trick?
A trick?
An interesting one is...
Oh!
That was close!
With just one...
You can put it right in here.
I'll do it.
Tome-ken.
Tome-ken?
When you turn the ball...
Something like that?
Yes, it's easier.
Oh!
That's easy!
What is it?
I can't do it.
A trick?
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh!
But yes, yes!
You do this...
And...
Yes!
Oh!
That was close!
Next?
Not at all.
Oh!
You did it!
That's amazing!
It's my first time doing something like this!
It's your first time entering, right?
That's amazing!
You did it!
That's amazing!
It's my first time entering like this!
Once again, you have strong members, but do you have any rules or regulations in the band?
About ten years ago, before the studio started, we presented a song that we wanted everyone to listen to.
While listening to it, we do aerobic exercise.
Wow!
That's amazing!
It's about aerobic exercise.
Wow!
It's a song called "Muji Na" while listening to it.
While singing "tsuttege, tettege, tsuttege, tettege", I make everyone hold their weights and jump like this.
Muscle training!
Shall we listen to a part of it?
Here it is.
This.
Wow!
This brings back memories!
Wow!
Jumping at this tempo!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It was tough.
It's been a while.
It's been nine minutes, hasn't it?
You're getting better and better at it.
Yes.
Wow!
I see.
That's amazing!
You're doing it like this!
You know it well!
You know it well as a band!
What about you, Ui-chan?
I often play chiptunes and anime-style songs.
There's a voice actor called Inori Minase.
I love his songs.
His song is "Step Up".
Shall we listen to it?
Here it is.
Wow!
Cute.
Refreshing.
Yes.
Oh!
That song is also effective for hormones.
While exercising.
Wonderful.
This time, hormones brought us various projects.
Which one was the best?
Oh!
Various projects.
Various.
Many.
Kendama, erotic scenes...
Do you remember?
Original...
I remember.
I don't know the name.
Vinyl covers...
Face-off test!
Oh!
What was it?
Wait, wait, wait!
Wow!
Wait! What was it?
It has nothing to do with it!
Oh! I know!
What?
Three years...
Three years in Class D.
Class D.
Amem...
Oh!
Ame...
Amemiya-kun.
Oh! That's close!
Two years in Class D. Amemiya Mosso!
I don't know!
It's Mosso!
I don't know!
What is "Mosso"?
It's close!
It's hard to remember.
Two years in Class D. You were in second grade, weren't you?
I don't know if I was in second grade or not. I can't remember.
Which song was the best?
Kinoko
"Kinoko"?
Yes!
I thought I'd sing it when I got home.
Oh!
I'm glad about "Kinoko".
I'm glad.
I was able to fly a lot.
I'm glad!
I'm happy!
I was able to fly.
I became a professional flier.
You became a professional flier, didn't you?
I'm ready.
No, you said it.
I'm ready.
No.
Did you get brain juice?
I got a lot.
That's good.
And it healed me.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I got mushrooms, too.
Do you really do mushrooms at home?
I do.
Wow, that's amazing.
Yeah.
What about a vinyl bag?
Can I have it?
Of course you can.
Can I have a smaller one?
I don't need a big one.
Then I'll do it all at home.
Den Den Jenga!
It's smooth.
Please promote it.
I'm very interested in plants and things like that.
Plants?
Ano-chan, what are you listening to?
A podcast about this show.
Wow, what kind of show is it?
I won't tell you.
Why not?