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[Today's topic is "How are you doing?"]
How are you doing?
Huh?
How are you doing?
I'm doing fine.
Today is episode two, right?
It is.
Isn't it our first episode starting with episode two?
You're right.
I think it's our first episode starting with episode two.
That's right.
Can you speak quickly?
I can.
"The customer next door is a customer who eats a lot of oysters." Three times in a row.
The customer next door is a customer who eats a lot of oysters.
Why do you have itchy elbows?
- I did it, right? - You're too slow.
That's what you said.
Why do you have itchy elbows?
There is a chicken in the garden.
Hey, don't abbreviate.
Don't abbreviate.
How is it?
[SHINING]
It's a fun time outside, isn't it?
It's good for a change of pace outside.
Thank you for having me!
- Hello. - Hello.
Hello.
My name is FANTASTICS.
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
- Shall we sit down? - Shall we sit down?
- Yes, let's sit down. - Yes, let's sit down.
- Then let me introduce myself. - Yes, yes.
When you breathe like you're in a sauna...
- Don't adjust it. - Yes.
- I'm Sekai. - I'm Yagise.
- I'm Morinatsuki. Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
- Sekai is an amazing name. - Yes.
- Is it your real name? - It's my real name.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Amazing. - Sekai.
- Please introduce yourself, Fantasticks. - Fantasticks.
- Chrome Exile Tribe? - Yes.
In 2016, Exile was the first performance group to be formed.
By the way, Yagise was ranked second best-looking guy in 2023.
Sekai won the world dance competition in New York.
Morinatsuki was also ranked second best-looking guy in New York.
- He was ranked second best-looking guy in New York. - Amazing.
- He's handsome. - Who was first best-looking guy?
- First best-looking guy was Meguro Ren of Snow Man. - Wow.
- Who was third best-looking guy? - I think Kyomoto of Stones was third best-looking guy.
- Wow. - Yes.
- That's amazing. - You were caught in a smile-up.
- I was caught in a smile-up. - That's amazing.
- Are you a vocalist? - I'm a vocalist.
- You're a vocalist. - You're so handsome and you sing so well.
- What should I do? - What should you do?
- Isn't it amazing?
- Are you popular? - Yes, I am.
- It feels good. - It feels good.
I think Nacchan is popular.
Nacchan, are you popular?
- I am popular. - It feels good.
It feels good, you guys.
How did you get together?
I was originally in EXILE.
And we started to create a younger group.
Were you originally in EXILE?
Yes, me and one more person were in EXILE.
- Can you get out of it? - No.
There is a mysterious system called "permission system" in LDH.
- That's amazing. - Yes.
- We asked for a leader for it. - Isn't it hard?
- It's hard. - Right?
- But we get paid for it. - You get paid for it.
- Doesn't that make you the most popular in the world? - Yes, it does.
- It feels good. - It feels good.
- Because you are also in EXILE. - Yes, I am.
- Is it that bad? - It's no joke.
What is your impression of her?
The first time I saw her was when she was an idol.
- There was one picture that went viral. - Oh, this one.
- "So berobe" like that. - Oh, that one.
- That was my first impression of her. - It was a long time ago.
- The one where she was compared to Kanna Hashimoto. - Yes.
- Like a devil. - Yes, like a devil.
I am happy about that old picture.
- Oh, how many years ago was that? - Five or six years ago.
- Oh, I see. - She was really popular back then.
- I am happy about that. - I am happy about that.
- By the way, have you ever said "fantastique"?
- No, I haven't. - You haven't, right?
- What is "fantastique"? - Something like "wonderful" or "amazing", right?
- It's something that feels good when you praise someone, right? - That's right.
"Fantastique".
Well, like this, you won't say "fantastique" even once in your life and you will die.
We have prepared various challenges for you today.
If you succeed, we will play music and you will say "fantastique" at the end of the music.
And you will do a "fantastique" pose.
The first one is "lemon maracajiri fantastic".
- "Lemon maracajiri". - Speaking of LDH,
they drank 2,500 drinks at the party.
- The legendary and famous lemon soda lovers. - What?
Did you drink 2,500 drinks?
I heard that the party was flashy and the staff squeezed too much lemon that they lost their fingerprints.
Shut up!
So, you will eat a lemon in a wild way and keep a cool face with no reaction and you will succeed.
Who will go first? I will go first.
- I will go first. - Okay, Mr. Goat.
- Please take a lemon you like. - A lemon I like...
- It's "maracajiri", right? - It's a lemon that has been improved so you can eat a lot of maracajiri.
- How is it? - Please touch it.
- Wow! - It's like that.
- It's easy to eat. - It's easy to eat.
- It's like... - It's like...
- So you want me to chew it as much as it comes out, right? - That's right.
Chew it a lot and keep a cool face.
I will go now. "Lemon maracajiri fantastic".
- Start! - Here I go.
Oh, nice!
Ano-chan's radio wave.
- Here it is! - Here it is!
- This is good! - Here it is!
- Now, now, get ready! - Yes!
- Yes, Ano-chan and everyone! - Yes!
- Two! - Here I go!
- One! - Here I go!
- Here I go!
- Great! - You did it!
- Yes! I did it! - You did it!
- That's good! - You didn't spit it out!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You did it! - It's sour, really.
- It's sour, isn't it? - Sour!
- Sour!
- Ano-chan, your radio wave was fantastic! - It was!
- Are you happy? - I'm happy!
- Let's say it over and over again today! - Let's say it over and over again today!
- Let's say it for the rest of our lives! - For the rest of our lives!
- Who will go next? Will you, Segai-san? - Yes, I will.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Then, please take a lemon. - Amazing!
- But it's sour. - It's huge!
- Isn't it amazing? - It's huge!
- I'm so happy.
Lemon whole-fruit fantastic. Ready...
Start!
- Whole-fruit... - Oh!
- It's huge! - It's huge!
- It went down! - It went down!
It went down!
Huh?
Huh? Huh?
Huh?
You're not reacting?
It's sour!
No way!
No, it's really, really sour.
Wow.
Ah, we'll talk about it later.
My mouth is watering right now.
Watering.
Will it be okay?
Wow.
Of course, it's the job of a drummer.
The actor's acting is amazing.
Hori-san, let's go.
Hori-san, do you usually eat lemons?
Yes, I do.
Well, I do bite them.
Really?
It's a little thin.
Bite a whole lemon.
Fantastic.
No reaction.
Start!
Ah, it's sour.
Ah, it's wild.
Now.
Now, don't lose your expression.
Oh, it's going.
Huh?
Oh, amazing.
Oh!
I'm popular.
Okay!
Now, go forward.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
It's amazing.
Now.
Three.
Two.
One.
Fantastic.
Ah, fantastic.
Say it together.
Ah, I forgot.
I forgot.
Isn't it amazing?
I'm popular, really.
Your exclamation is lame.
I'm popular.
Now, let's continue.
It's "fantastic" with a dancing clock.
This is difficult.
A dancing dancer says that the clock is firm.
Yes.
So, when you press the button, you will dance.
Please press the button at exactly 30 seconds.
If you can stop dancing within 0.5 seconds, it's "fantastic".
So, Hori, let's go.
Yes, I'll go.
You are a dancer, aren't you?
I'm a dancer.
A dancer has an advantage.
Is it really an advantage?
Let's go.
Ready.
Start!
At first...
Now...
What's wrong?
There is no sound.
Now...
But it's amazing.
I think it will be surreal in about 15 seconds.
It's pretty surreal.
The timer doesn't look like you, Hori.
It's connected.
I don't know how many seconds it is.
I don't know either.
How is it?
It's dancing.
It's good.
It's pretty good.
What are you thinking about while dancing?
You look like you're going to be popular.
Yes!
Isn't it fast?
The result is...
31.60 seconds.
It's a shame.
It's pretty close.
It's amazing.
It's close.
It's over 1.1 seconds.
From within.
It's not fantastic.
It's not like that.
It's close, it's close.
It's not like that.
Segai-san.
How many years have you been dancing?
I've been dancing for 30 years.
What?
Sensei!
Put 30 years into 30 seconds.
I'll get it.
Here we go.
Ready, start!
It's amazing.
It's good.
Can you do it? 30 seconds, right?
While talking.
It's 30 seconds, right?
While talking?
It's amazing!
It's 30 seconds, right?
It's amazing!
It's 30 seconds, right?
I don't know.
How long is it?
It's talking a lot.
How long is it?
It's talking a lot.
I don't know.
It's dancing.
How long was it with Nacchan just now?
How is it?
It's talking a lot.
30!
3 seconds and 2 seconds!
It's not good at all.
Talking too much!
This is talking too much.
You talked too much.
Ano-chan, do you want to try it?
Me?
Yes.
While dancing lightly.
30 seconds.
Here we go.
Ready, start!
What kind of dance is that?
Crab dance.
I can't do it.
Next is a trendy dance.
What is this?
A festival.
Embarrassing.
It's like a bon dance.
Embarrassing Japanese dance.
There are more dances you can do.
Do the bon dance.
Is it over?
Twenty...
Eight seconds and thirty seconds.
That was close.
It's hard to do while dancing.
Yagi, do you want to try it?
Okay.
No dance.
Because you are a vocalist.
That's right.
Whichever dance you like, it's okay.
Thirty...
Thirty seconds.
It's twenty-nine point five to thirty point five, right?
That's right.
Let's go, Yagi.
Ready, start!
She's dancing a little.
Thank you.
She's dancing a little.
Thank you.
What kind of dance is that?
It's just a little.
I don't like that dance.
It's okay.
It's fun.
Oh, no.
She's excited.
Will a miracle happen?
Twenty-four seconds and fifty-four seconds.
Is it over?
You just couldn't stand it.
She found out.
Oh, no.
This is difficult.
It's not fantastic at all.
Can you dance to a song you have?
I only know "Gerochu".
Then, dance "Gerochu".
Let's aim for thirty seconds in "Gerochu".
Let's go.
Ready, start!
Start with the B melody.
It wasn't the chorus.
Start from the back of your throat.
Good.
Oh, what will happen?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Nine!
Isn't it two?
Twenty!
Seven!
Nine points!
Oh, please!
Nine points makes it a success!
Wow!
Wow, wow!
Six!
Wow!
Three!
Two!
One!
Ten!
Ah, great!
Fantastic!
- Wow! - Wow!
- I'm so happy! - That's amazing!
- Wow! - I'm so happy!
- Almost a "just"! - Yay!
- Why? - I can't count anymore.
- Somehow, it's 100. - Wow!
- It's 100. - You're the best dancer.
- I couldn't count the number of people. - Wow, wow!
- Yay! - This is fantastic!
- Fantastic! - Fantastic!
Next up is a dance-related project.
"Fantastic" with "Ridiculous Dancing"!
- Ridiculous dancing... - Speaking of "fantastic", it's got to be a cool dance.
We'll play a song from a song that you don't think you can dance to.
- You'll have to dance to it. - Okay.
- If you can dance to it, you win. - Okay.
- Hori, let's go. - Okay.
- Go for it. - Dance.
- I can do anything. - Anything is possible.
- We'll play you a song you can dance to. - Yes, please.
Ridiculous Dancing
- Oh, that's a good song. - Yoshi, let's go.
- The song is good. - It's easy to dance to.
It's not as cool as it looks, though.
- Oh, the chorus, too. - It's cute.
- It's quite long. - It's long.
- It's not a commercial version. - It's a Japanese rapper.
- Yoshi, let's go. - The first rap in Japan.
- That's good! - Are you confident?
- I think I can do it. - You can do it!
- If you don't look cool, you can't do it. - Got it.
Here we go! "Ridiculous Dancing". Start!
- With the scent of flowers. - With the scent of flowers.
- It looks good. - How is it?
- It's cute. - It might be lame.
- Oh, from here. - It's quite cute.
- It's cute. - It's cute, but...
- It's cute. - It might be lame.
- You can't do it! - It's like a commercial!
- I was pulled into the song. - You can't do it!
- You have to look cool when you dance. - That's right.
- It was cute. - It was difficult.
- Segai-san, let's go. - Got it.
Let's listen to the song. Here it is.
- I can't do it. - It's an old Japanese story.
- Damn it! - Segai-san, are you confident?
- I'm confident. - You're confident.
- I've seen it before. - Let's listen to "Ridiculous Dancing".
Start!
- It's good. - What is this movement?
- It's good. - It's good.
- It's so slow. - It's good.
- It's good.
- Good. - What's up with his body?
His body is great.
So far so good!
- This is Ryu, right? - Ryu!
- Is he like this now? - What's wrong?
- In the manga "Nippon Mukashi Banashi"... - It's cheap.
Now what?
Ah, Ryu is...
- This is OK! - Great!
- Amazing!
- It's so slow! - Now, get ready!
Four, three, two, one.
Fantastic!
Wonderful!
Wow, this is amazing!
Wow!
As expected of you!
I'm good at improvising.
Thank you.
One more time, then...
Hori-san!
Yes?
I'll take revenge.
Please clear it already.
I'm sorry.
Next is...
Let's listen to the song.
The song is this.
Oh, nice.
What is it?
Humans are nice.
Ah!
Hey!
There's a bit of autotune.
Hey!
It's rhythmical.
Hey!
It's long, but...
If it's a cool dance...
I can handle it.
I want to see something cool.
Something cool.
Let's go!
Ridiculous Dancing
Start!
Oh, this part...
I'll throw this part away!
Yes.
That's cool!
Oh, that's cool!
Yes.
Oh, watch out!
Oh, nice!
Watch out!
His butt is...
It's becoming comical.
Yes, yes!
C-town!
Nice!
Watch out!
Where did your identity go?
Watch out!
Cool!
Oh, nice!
Yes, like that!
You just need to do it at the end.
Cool, cool!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
This is bad!
Make sure you do it at the end!
Watch out! Watch out!
Hey!
No!
Hey!
I lost!
No!
The first half was good, but...
We fought, but...
You and me?
We fought.
We lost.
We didn't lose.
Lastly, would you like to do it together, Hori and Sekai?
Show us your improv dance.
Okay.
Here's the song.
A combination?
A combination.
Ah, this is...
It's a good opportunity, but...
Are you ready?
Yes.
We'll do it together.
You can't do it together.
We'll improvise.
Oh, Hana-chan!
Isn't it better if Sekai-san does it?
It'll be cute.
"Muchaburita" sing!
Start!
This is bad!
This is bad for me!
This is bad for Sekai-san, too.
This is serious.
This is bad for you two.
This is bad.
Ah, that's not it!
That's not it!
Hori and Natsuki...
Natsuki and Awashita...
What time is it?
Yes, yes.
You're breathing is correct.
What...
Ah, it's cold!
You can't do that!
Ah, you can't!
Decide the last one!
Ah, the last one!
It's snowing!
Tsuno-yu
Yes!
You can't!
It's about time for another big "fantastic" so please do your best!
We'll do our best!
The last one is "fantastic" with a big rope jump!
You have to turn the rope with "sekai-san" and "hori- san" and you have to jump with "yagi-san" and "ano- chan"
If you can jump 20 times in a row, you can call it "fantastic"!
Is it okay?
So you only have one chance for this challenge!
Oh, I can't fail!
If you fail, it's over!
Can you jump with "ano-chan" and "rope jump"?
I've never done a big rope jump in my life.
I don't know if I can do it or not.
It's my first time.
I'm scared.
Can you see what it's like?
Sure!
But you can't practice.
You only have one chance, right?
Yes, you only have one chance to see how the rope will come.
You look so happy!
I think it's dangerous if you don't hold it for a short time.
Oh, it's pretty...
Oh, but it's easy to jump!
Is it okay with this speed?
It's good!
Okay!
Head! Head!
Oh, it's fast!
Is it too fast?
It's a little fast.
Oh, it's about this.
About this.
About not moving.
Two, three...
Wow, pressure!
Okay, Yagi, are you confident?
I am!
When I saw "ano-chan"'s dance just now, I thought she could move.
But I've never done it before, so...
It's only one chance, so...
I want to do it!
Jump 20 times!
Okay, let's go!
Owner Tobii...
Start!
I'm scared!
One...
Two...
Three...
Five... Six... Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten... Eleven... Twelve... Thirteen... Fourteen... Fifteen... Sixteen... Seventeen... Eighteen... Nineteen... Twenty!
Five... Four... Three... Two... One...
Fantastic!
Yes! Okay!
We did it!
Wow! Wow!
A loud scream!
Wonderful!
I thought it was a roller coaster!
That president is so loud!
What is that?
There was a tempo from the moment I dropped the microphone!
You dropped the microphone, but you did it!
You did it!
You flew with the microphone!
Yes!
That's great!
Yagi, you did it too!
I did it!
That's easy!
That's amazing!
Fantastic has been released five times!
Wow!
That's quite a lot!
How was it, Ano-chan?
I'm tired...
This is the first time I'm so tired.
But I don't think we'll say "fantastic" for the rest of our lives, so I'm glad.
Thank you!
I'm glad you said that!
I'm glad!
I heard you had an announcement!
On December 5th, the third album, Fantastic Rocket, will be released!
The lead song is a song called "star boys", and I think it's a piece that expresses fantastic that has taken new steps.
If you're interested, please listen to it!
Thank you!
Phew...
I'm tired.
You must be tired.
Yeah, it's my first time jumping rope, but I'm glad I did it with someone.
I can't do it without a large number of friends.
I'm sad.
I didn't do it with elementary school students or middle school students.
I'm sad.
I'm glad.
Let's do sports again.
No.
Why not?
Because I'm tired.
No.
I don't like it.
What are you talking about?
Are you kidding me?
Okay, I'll do it once in a while.
Let's do it once in a while.
Okay.
Let's do sports!
I'm 12 years old.
Wow!
I'm 9 years old.
Wow!
You're amazing!
Your face...
That's good.
Rikako is suspicious.
Rikako...
She's getting suspicious.
Ano-chan.
Yes?
This show won't be aired on TVer.
Oh...
I see.
It's your show.