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Hey, Ano-chan!
Hey!
If you sleep in Kotatsu, you'll catch a cold!
I was sleeping.
You were sleeping? Really?
Wake up!
Why are you waking me up?
Wake up!
Shut up!
If you sleep in Kotatsu, you'll catch a cold in the morning.
But it's warm and feels good.
Cats like to sleep in Kotatsu, too.
I can't.
Can you get out of there?
I like this place.
Is it connected?
No, it's not.
If you give me about 30 minutes, I think I can sleep in Kotatsu.
That's a lot of time.
And you're a cat.
I'm not a cat.
It's difficult.
You're a weird cat.
Shut up.
That's a lot of time.
- Hello. - Oh, hello.
- Nice to meet you. - Hello.
- It's not "nice to meet you," but... - How are you?
- I'm Utaha. - Nice to meet you.
You're holding something weird.
- I really like ice cream, - Yeah.
- so I brought some ice cream. - Ice cream.
- An ice cream shop came. - An ice cream shop.
I've always worked part-time at an ice cream shop.
When I was in high school.
- So I brought it to save you. - Wow.
- You brought ice cream? - Yes.
- I thought we could talk while eating ice cream. - Yes.
- First of all... - Yes.
- Please introduce yourself, Utaha. - Yes, please.
Wednesday's "Campanella," Utaha.
In 2021, she joined the music unit "Wednesday's Campanella" as the second vocalist.
After joining, she released "Edison" and "Onibazuri."
- Her TikTok viewership is over 6.7 billion. - Wow.
She's 22 years old and is currently active as a singer, model, and actor.
- Wow. - Wow.
- Why did you come today? - Today...
- I don't really appear on TV, - Yeah.
- but I wanted to appear on "Denden Denpa." - What?
- Why? - Why, why?
- I'm happy. - It's like...
- I'm not allowed to say it. - Oh.
- I thought I'd appear without getting nervous. - Oh, I'm happy.
- So I came to play. - Yes, it's like you came to play.
- It's okay. - I came to play.
- So you've seen me on TV before? - Yes, I have.
- Wow. - Yes.
- You know, Ano-chan? - What?
- There are a lot of guests who will lose money if you appear on this show. - No.
- Like, you'll say bad things about me. - I usually lose money before I leave.
- Are you okay with that? - No, I want to win before I leave.
- If you can? - I'd like to hide it and leave.
- What about me? - I like cats.
- What? - What?
- Cute face. - Cute.
- I have three cats at home. - Yeah.
- When I go back home, I suck them. I suck cats. - Suck?
- Do you know what that is? - I know.
- What? - It's cat sucking. Cat sucking.
- Cat sucking? - Cat sucking is...
- Sucking the head. - Sucking the head.
- It's sucking. Cat sucking. - You like it too much.
- I like cats too much. - It's okay. Suck Sasaki's head.
- What? - Where is it?
- Stop it! - Where is it?
Stop it!
- What? - That was close.
- Stop it! - Was it that bad?
- You're such a weirdo. - You're a cat.
- Was it that bad? - What are you doing?
- Thank you for the ice cream. - Thank you for the ice cream.
- This is real ice cream. - Yeah.
- Eat it. - Thank you for the ice cream.
- It's good. - It's good.
- Strawberry. - It's good. - Strawberry.
- You pulled in a lot of clothes today. - Who?
- You. - Huh? Did I do that?
- No, you didn't. - I thought your outfit was really cute.
- Really? - No, I had the impression that you wear a lot of jersey.
- I wore a jersey and a little bit of hair. - Oh, I see.
- I did a little bit of it. - A little bit of it. That's amazing.
- You're cute at first. - You're cute at first.
- If you had a design for a paint job, I thought you'd be really excited. - I see.
- I'd be like, "Oh, I wore it." - You'd like it.
- You'd like it a lot.
- You have a unique impression. - What made you start making music?
- I joined this company, "Sunday Campanella," and... - How did you go about it?
- Instagram DMs... - What?
I'll give you a direct message.
Originally, we were both college students.
I got a call from the producer one by one, and I went to see him to see if he would contact me, and from there I said, "Would you like to be a second vocalist with a strong campanella?"
What were you doing on Instagram in the morning?
I made pictures and videos with my friends and posted them.
What about singing?
I just sang a song that I sang for about 30 seconds, and I didn't have a singing audition or anything like that.
That's amazing. It's amazing to find it.
I've liked singing since I was a kid.
Do you like karaoke, too?
I like karaoke.
What kind of song do you sing?
Well, like Ringo Shina's "Marunouchi Sadistic".
Wow, you sound like you can sing.
Can you sing for me for a moment?
I'm sorry about the acapella, but can you?
I'd like to hear it.
Okay, just the chorus.
Please.
It's embarrassing. Does everyone make you sing like this?
Yes.
I'm making you sing.
Is everyone making you sing like this?
Yes, I'm making you sing.
Please.
It's hard to fly with Marshall's smell.
I'm just growing up every night.
I'm turning one rat into a business tool.
Then Benzy is reflected in love and flies away.
Wow!
It's wonderful.
Thank you very much.
What other songs do you sing?
Other songs...
Well, I...
I like "Creep Hype" very much.
You like it, don't you?
I like it, yes.
Well, "Nijuku Sanju" is a song I want to listen to and sing, so I sing it.
Oh...
It's a good song, isn't it?
It's a good song, isn't it, Ozaki-san and the others?
Well, please.
Isn't it light?
What?
Isn't it light, shaking it?
No, you'll sing it for me anyway.
I want to listen to it.
Oh...
Yes.
Please.
"Itsuka wa kitto mukowareru" "Itsu demo nai itsuka o matta" "Mou itsu demo ii kara kimete yo" "Sou da yo na, dakara itsuka ka"
Wow...
It's a good life to sing an A melody, isn't it?
I like A melodies quite a lot, but...
Yes, I want to sing A melodies a little.
It's good to listen to songs like this, isn't it?
Yes.
Well, we ate ice cream...
Yes.
Let's go to the garden and exercise!
Exercise?
It's rare.
Let's go to the garden.
Let's go.
Advertisement PK battle!
Now, Uta-san and Ano-chan will have a PK battle.
There are a lot of balls there, right?
Yes, there are.
Well, there are a lot of deep questions and punishment games that are hard to ask normally.
Those of you who have been shot by PK, please answer the questions and instructions written there.
Of course, you don't have to answer if you block the shot.
Isn't the goal big?
It's rare for a variety show.
It's big.
I'm only trying to get it in.
No, no, no, that's not true.
Now, Ano-chan will go first, but the shooter will choose the ball.
Which ball will you choose?
This one.
What do you want your boyfriend to do for you?
What is that?
I have to decide.
Uta-san's fans will be worried about you, too.
Ano-chan, I'm counting on you.
Now, let's go.
Ano-chan, please shoot.
Here I go.
Where is it?
Oh, yay!
Yay!
Goal!
That's a really good course.
Good for you.
Now, please announce it to the camera.
What do you want your boyfriend to do for you?
The real one.
Ah...
I want him to have heavy luggage.
I see.
That's good.
Always.
Like escorting you on a date.
That's right.
I don't have heavy luggage.
So I want a boyfriend who can take me shopping as much as possible.
I'm going to look for a boyfriend who can take me shopping.
That's good.
Nice one, Ano-chan.
Nice one. This is for my fans.
This is nice.
Here's the question.
Please choose one, Utan-san.
I'll go with this one.
What is the question?
When you take a bath, say out loud where you wash it first.
Out loud?
I've never heard of that before.
Where do you wash it first?
Utan-san, please shoot.
Wow, that's cute!
Is she serious?
She's serious.
Go for it!
That's fast!
This is scary!
You'll get hurt.
Not at all!
That's fast!
My hands and teeth won't come out.
Your hands and feet won't come out either.
You like your teeth, don't you?
You like your upper body, don't you?
Okay, Ano-chan.
When you take a bath, say out loud where you wash it first.
Here I go.
Okay.
My head!
That's right.
No, it's normal.
My head!
Isn't it usually from the head, everyone?
From above, right?
From above.
Okay, change!
Okay.
Yeah.
I can't take it off.
I'm scared.
Oh, you're wearing huge shoes.
I'm wearing thick soles.
You can't play soccer, can you?
It's about 13 centimeters thick.
You can't even be a goalkeeper in the first place.
Now, the topic is...
The topic is...
Facing the camera with your loved one's gaze.
Nice!
Hmm...
This is embarrassing.
Okay, then.
Shoot, please.
Huh?
Oh, goal!
Yeah!
Why?
Your foot touched it, but you dodged it.
Okay, then.
Face the camera with your loved one's gaze.
Please!
- How many seconds is it? - Thank you!
- Rare! - Thank you!
- Very rare! - Rare, isn't it?
- Cute! - That's the kind of expression you make, isn't it?
- That's a very unpleasant impression, isn't it? - That's the kind of expression you make, isn't it?
- But it's very rare, this. - Are you interested in any men right now?
- Not right now. - Really?
- I'm not interested, so I'm looking for someone with muscles who can carry heavy things for me.
- You like someone with muscles? - Muscle quality.
- No, not at all. But there are some people who have tight muscles.
- Tight muscles? - Tight muscles?
- Yes, their bodies are tight.
- I see. Even if you say it like a crab, it can't be helped.
- Now, it's your turn. Ano-chan, nice! - It was very rare.
- I'm embarrassed! - Now, what is the topic?
- Please say a cute word in a spoiled voice. - That's the worst, isn't it, Ano-chan?
- No, everyone is stopping me. - It's a topic that Ano-chan hates the most.
- No, I'm really going to stop you. - Now, please shoot!
- Now, how is it? - No!
- It's reversed! - Yay!
- That's fast! - For everyone's sake!
- For everyone's sake! Thank you, Ano-chan! - For everyone's sake!
- Now, please say a cute word in a spoiled voice. - A cute word?
- Please!
"Let's do it together"?
- That's your style! - "Let's do it together"?
- That's really good! - "Let's do it together"?
- Wait, I'm embarrassed! - Did you do it because you thought of that specific person?
- No, of course not! - That's rare!
- "Let's do it"! - "Let's do it"! - Don't deny it!
- Now, let's switch! - Wow, this is a big damage!
- Was it big? - It was big!
- Now, Ano-chan, please choose a ball. - Eh, then I'll...
- Eh? - I'm curious about this one.
- Yes, what is it? - Please tell me about your personality.
- Oh my! - What does "personality" mean?
- Is this okay? - Personality?
- Personality means what kind of ***** you like. - That's no good!
- Personality. - Is it okay? - You don't have to go that far.
- You just have to go like this. - Ah, I got it!
- Ano-chan, I'm counting on you! - Oh no, I have to decide.
- This is important. Now, Ano-chan, please shoot! - Okay.
- Please decide! - *sigh*
- Oh, nice. No, that's a goal word. - Is it?
- That cross thing. - I don't know. I'm going! - Please!
- I'm going!
- Yay! Goal!
- You did it! Nice, nice! Nice, nice, nice, nice!
- Okay! - Now, Uta-san,
please tell me your personality.
I'm attracted to men's gurgling.
I want to gurgle at men's gurgling.
Do you gurgle?
Do you kill someone?
What do you gurgle at?
I want to gurgle at men's gurgling.
Don't men gurgle at you?
That's good, too.
It's a little "s" feeling.
I like gurgling.
It's the first time I've heard you say that.
That's a good chance.
It was big.
Yay!
Answer!
It was big.
You can use the ball you used once.
That question.
Then I'll do it, too.
Oh, what is it?
Look at the camera and look at the person you love.
I have to do it back.
You've had it, too.
Yes, it hurt a little.
Oh, this is...
I have to do it back.
Okay, let's do it.
Shoot.
Please.
Make sure you do it.
How is it?
Oh, that was close!
Goal!
Mana-chan!
Oh, it was a little backwards.
It was close.
It was close, but...
Please look at the person you love, Ano-chan.
Please.
This...
This is good.
Huh?
It's not me.
It's acting.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Please give me a serious one.
Ano-san.
It hurts.
Anyway, can you give me a serious one?
Okay, Ano-chan.
Please look at the person you love.
Please.
It's long!
Cute!
Let's do it one last time each.
There's a lot.
With this...
What's the last question?
Air net bath.
With this...
It's tough!
It might be the toughest.
The toughest!
What's this?
You'll do an air net bath.
What's this? I really don't like it.
You don't have much of a variety image, do you, Utaha-san?
I don't have much of an air net bath image.
Okay, let's do it.
Please shoot.
I'll go to the left.
Ano-chan, you go first.
I'll go this way.
Okay.
Oh, you believe her.
No, I believe her.
Oh!
She opened it from the right.
Okay, please shoot.
Come!
She's aiming for the left side.
Come!
Now, trust...
Oh, no, there's no wall.
There's no wall for the keeper.
Oh!
This is the worst!
To the right!
Go!
You believed her!
Ano-chan!
You believed her!
Ano-chan!
Do you really want to see an air net bath that much?
Of course I do!
Utaha's air net bath.
Okay, please shoot.
Air net bath?
Oh, we need someone to push it, so Ano-chan should push it.
Okay, Ano-chan, you push it too.
This is amazing.
This is an amazing image.
Please shoot.
Don't push it!
Oh!
It's in!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you very much!
You change your job right away.
Thank you for your hard work!
No, no, no...
It's an on-and-off job.
No!
Oh, that's nice!
That's a good one!
I died once.
Okay, you'll choose the last ball.
Okay!
Do you want to get married?
Everyone wants to know, you know.
Okay, then...
I will...
do it with my right hand.
With your right hand?
Yes, I'll do it with my right hand.
I don't believe you!
I'm the one who betrayed you, you know.
I see, you think you'll be betrayed.
That's right.
Okay, then, Uta-san, please shoot.
She's declaring with her right hand...
With her right hand!
Too bad!
Okay, then, Ano-chan...
Do you want to get married?
Please face the camera.
Okay.
I want to get married!
I don't want to!
She doesn't want to get married.
I don't feel like I'm living my life because I want to get married.
Even if I get married now, I think I'll get divorced soon.
So, I want to...
Don't say that in front of anyone!
I'm unconscious!
You were excited, weren't you?
No, it was rare.
I'm glad.
It was fun.
Will you sing a song for me here today?
Today, I'll sing a song called "Shotoku Taishi" here.
What song is it?
Shotoku Taishi is a song where you can hear 10 people's stories at once.
It's a song that makes you laugh and say, "Was that true?"
You like beautiful women.
Please sing in this garden.
Okay, I'll do my best.
I'll go home now.
Okay, I'll do my best.
Bye-bye.
I can only hear your voice.
Why don't you follow the order?
Don't talk to me at once.
You look beautiful.
Can I treat you like this?
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If you go out in the city, you can talk to me right away.
Don't push me. Don't push me.
As a result of the order, I'm a little calm.
I don't know even if you talk to me all at once, so save it for later.
I want you to talk to me one by one, if you can.
If ten people talk, it's like a Dolby surround.
I want to hear you talk.
You're not different.
Don't cut me in.
Yes, what's wrong with the singer's density?
I stopped talking to you.
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Please wait in line for a moment.
Hot weather, hot weather.
How are you doing? Hot weather.
Once a month, once a month.
Are you excited? Once a month.
Hot weather, hot weather.
How are you doing? Hot weather.
Once a month, once a month.
Can I talk to you about your worries?
I want to hear about you, wow!
You're not who you say you are, so don't get involved!
So, what's up with the singer's fatigue?
I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Disinfection, worries, consultation room,
Please line up and wait for a moment.
Such worries, consultation room,
Everyone relies on him.
You got a good one.
I got one.
That's amazing.
Did you get it or not?
I got it or not.
That's wonderful.
I'm glad.
I was also...
taken advantage of.
You were also taken advantage of.
I feel like I got a good one by sacrificing it.
It was cute.
Do you have a boyfriend?
You must have one.
Do you have one?
You must have one.
He's cute.
But...
he said he's looking for someone who can carry big luggage for him.
I see.
How about you, Ano-chan?
Is that important?
Luggage?
Yes.
I want him to carry it for me.
I see.
I want him to carry anything for me.
I see.
That's what you want.
What else do you want your boyfriend to do for you?
I haven't played that ball yet.
Is that so?
Did you find out?
I thought you'd be able to do it.
Did you find out?
It was a good one.
I want him to be free of his worries.
I see.
I want him to be happy.
Do you have any complaints or worries about me?
I ate a squid in the car and I smell like squid.
No problem.
Ano-chan, what are you listening to?
A podcast of this show.
What kind of show is it?
I won't tell you.
Why not?