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What are you doing, Ano-chan?
I'm watching a show like TikTok.
What kind of videos are being uploaded?
Mostly cutscenes.
Are they popular?
I think so.
Shall we show our viewers some of the most popular scenes that have been played more than a million times?
Oh, really?
I see.
Ano-chan, please act like you're filming a video.
Ano-chan's phone ringing.
What's that?
There's nothing like that.
Tonight's special!
An official TikTok show with more than 100 minutes of cutscenes!
There are videos that have been played more than a million times!
I like the action of peeing.
I'm starting to laugh at myself for killing people like you.
I'll increase the effect.
This is too funny.
Among the videos that have been played more than a million times,
one of the most popular scenes has also been released!
First up is the first episode, "Ano-chan's Rough Middle School Life Situation."
It's a life-and-death game where you can answer anything if you stop at "+" for questions related to life.
Let's go!
1, 2, 3, 4!
What will be your biggest heartbreak in life?
I tend to procrastinate and cry all the time.
Do you have any experience?
I had a big heartbreak once.
That's why I started writing songs.
I procrastinate a lot.
You make songs with your heartbreak power.
That's right. That's why I'm still writing songs.
That's a lot of songs.
How many songs do you make for your heartbreak?
I can make about ten songs.
Because I've been making songs so far.
You're such a woman!
In a good way.
You're such a woman!
Next, let's listen to Ano-chan's episode from middle school.
What did you do that made you angry the most in your life?
What made me angry?
When I was in middle school,
I cleaned up the classroom once.
What?
I broke all the desks.
That's nice.
You're amazing.
It became a hot topic.
I was like, "Is it possible for this guy to be on TV now?"
That's not true.
It became a hot topic.
I even broke windows.
I kept telling people not to watch it.
At that time, teachers from all over the school came together.
They grabbed me from end to end of the hallway.
That's too much.
It's too much!
I feel sorry for you.
They told me, "Don't go to school anymore!"
Teachers hid my school bag, too.
At the time, I still remember it now.
I was so mad at my teacher.
- So mad. - So mad.
Where was the school bag, after all?
In the study room.
In the study room of Mr. Kato's desk.
The name...
Mr. Kato, it's hard for me to say it.
A total of 16 million views!
Ano-chan, the new school's leader, Suzuka's "that"!
One, two, yo!
Oh, wow!
Wow, wow, wow!
- How do you feel, Ano-chan? - The worst.
What's with you?!
The worst, you say?
A close-up talk with Suzuka.
Actually, I saw you and thought you were really pretty.
No way!
Can you take your glasses off for me?
May I?
Huh?!
- It's a little embarrassing. - Yeah.
Oh.
How do you feel, Ano-chan?
It's funny!
It's like, you know, those actresses...
- Hirosa and Ryoko and stuff, back in the day. - Wow!
- Nice voice. - Want me to put it on you?
It's pretty.
- Me? - Yeah.
- Put it on me, Ano-chan. - No way.
- Why? - Put it on me, please.
It's probably the same silhouette.
- Oh, it does suit you. - I haven't put it on you yet.
Don't try to test me!
Just put it on me!
Yeah.
Okay.
You're like Suzuka.
- No, but you do look like Suzuka. - You do look like her.
- If I put it on you? - You do look like her.
- Can you make a Suzuka-like face? - No, no!
Sorry, sorry!
Who was the best person for you?
Like, "This person suits me."
Like, "We could be friends."
- Oh, but actually, Suzuka-chan... - Huh?!
I tend to get scared easily, like, when it's hard for me to talk.
But I think it was better than I expected.
- Oh, Suzuka-san! - Huh?!
- I'm so happy. - Yeah, when there's four of us...
- Will you come under me? - Will you come under me?
- I won't go. - You won't go, right?
- Because it was the first time for the new school's leaders. - But, you know...
- You started a hidden program, didn't you? - You know?!
- You know?! I saw it! - You started it, didn't you?!
- Those guys... - You took care of it, but...
We fell down!
Our guest is Shudou, who was in charge of the ending theme of the anime "Chainsaw Man."
What were you going to do today, Kano-chan?
Today...
- Since it's "Chainsaw Man," - Yeah.
- We're going to draw a picture of the devil inside of us. - Yeah.
- Oh! - Yay!
- And then, someone appeared! - Here it comes.
- It's gonna come. - Here we go.
Okay.
- Oh! - Hey, hey, hey, something amazing is coming!
- You fell down! - What's up with you?
- You fell down! - You fell down!
- You fell down, you can't go in. - You fell down.
- Come here. - Whoa, you can't go in.
- Come on, you can't go in. - Man, this is tough.
- You're too big, you fell down. - You can't go in.
- Huh?!
- You're cute. - What are you gonna do? Are you gonna stay there forever?
No, I don't need you. You're in my way.
- Okay, bye-bye. - Go home already.
I'm gonna go home.
- Really? - Thank you, Clipper.
- Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.
A Korean superstar, Yeson, and a mysterious Cleopatra game!
Our first foreign guest is Super Junior Yeson!
I heard Yeson came up with a game for us.
I've prepared a game called Cleopatra.
Cleopatra?
Have you ever heard of Cleopatra?
No.
Bye-bye, Cleopatra!
The best potato chip in the world!
Potato chip!
It's a game where you slowly raise your pitch.
But since you're a woman and I'm a man, I'm at a disadvantage.
Is that so? You sing well, don't you?
You raise the pitch, don't you?
Shall we try it?
Bye-bye, Cleopatra!
It's higher than this, isn't it, Hana-chan?
The best potato chip in the world!
Bye-bye, Cleopatra!
Nice!
The best potato chip in the world!
Bye-bye, Cleopatra!
It's high!
The best potato chip in the world!
Hana-chan, you can do it!
Bye-bye, Cleopatra!
Nice!
The best potato chip in the world!
Bye-bye, Cleopatra!
Amazing! It's high!
The best potato chip in the world!
You can do it!
Bye-bye, Cleopatra!
Is it okay?
The best potato chip in the world!
I won.
You're disbanded?
Close contact for 411 days, Ano-chan's life form!
TV Tokyo has been close contact with Ano-chan for over a year.
We will now broadcast Ano-chan's complete close contact for 411 days!
That's a big lie.
Pardon me?
What is it?
I don't remember being close contact for over a year.
By the way, the number of days you were close contact with Ano-chan is 11 days in total.
That's a lot of days.
It is, isn't it?
Yes.
Apparently, you were close contact with Ano-chan for 400 days during that period of time.
That's too much of a trick.
But there is no doubt that TV Tokyo has been close contact with Ano-chan for over a year.
I see.
Okay?
Yes.
In order to find out about Ano-chan's unknown life form,
she has been close contact with Ano-chan for commercials and super private events.
Then, she appears in "Match Maker" as Aisha.
Match Maker
Are you Aisha?
Yes, I am.
I'm in "Little Cub".
This is cute.
The weight of "Little Cub" is 50cc.
No, no, no, it's "Mitchaguya".
No, no, it's "Torasareta".
No, it's "Torasareta".
I was told to run here.
What do you like about it?
I like the color of it.
I wanted to ride Harley-Davidson.
Harley-Davidson? Do you like that kind of car?
Yes, I like that kind of car.
I want to ride a cool car if I can.
"Zakyo-no-kabu". I like Harley-Davidson.
I made this pouch myself.
Wow!
I like this wallet a lot.
I like this wallet.
I sewed my own old clothes.
Wow!
I also wear my own headdress.
I don't like throwing things away.
I have a lot of clothes I wore in elementary and middle school.
Some people say I wore it in my childhood.
I want things to have a proper meaning.
I don't throw things away if I make them myself.
"Ago-chan's weird hobbies".
I like "osekko".
You say you like fireworks, right?
I do.
Do you feel the same way?
What?
People who like fireworks go to a warm room and go outside when it's cold.
They wake up in the cold and warm up and say "ah".
I want to pee, too.
But I don't go.
I talk to people and finish my work.
I'm going to leak.
When I'm about to leak, I say "shaa".
"Shaa".
"Ah".
The sound of a woman peeing?
Yes.
"Shaa".
That's rare.
That's what I like.
"Ano-chan and Sasaki's "hehehe"".
I hope this kind of conversation doesn't go viral.
It will go viral.
This is a costume.
I don't like it.
What do you think of it? Isn't it cool?
It's cool.
Actually, we have the same one. Did you know that?
Oh, the one with Sasaki's tie?
Yes.
Actually, we have the same one.
Because we are friends.
Oh, you think we are friends.
Don't you think so?
I thought we were family.
hehehe
What's that?
I thought we were family.
Yes.
How did you feel when you said it?
I had a sad face.
Aren't we friends?
Do you remember it?
I felt sorry for you.
"I felt sorry for you"?
You said it because you felt sorry for me.
No.
I really think so.
hehehe
No, no, no.
I don't dance.
hehehe
"Anmika" is also going viral.
Oh, you're right.
Raise your head.
But it wasn't me or "Anmika".
Really?
"Sasaki" was a little nervous.
To be honest, I wasn't nervous.
She was cute.
She was very cute.
hehehe
Stop it.
"Anmika" is also going viral.
Raise your head.
I have muscles in front of my mouth.
Raise your head after I say "hmm".
This is too funny.
What is it?
This is too funny.
It makes me laugh.
It makes you contract muscles here and here.
Japanese people are weak at this.
Then, you do it like "pa".
Like this.
"Pa".
I was surprised when I was on the train.
I did it in front of a baby.
"Anno-chan", try it.
Practice raising your mouth.
"Anmika", do it.
Can I imitate you?
Yes, you can.
"Hmm".
Tie your lips and raise them.
Raise them like that.
"Hmm", "Anno-chan", do it.
"Hmm", you're cute.
You're so cute.
You're so cute with your cheeks out.
You're so cute.
"Hmm", "Hmm", "Hmm".
"Hmm", "Hmm", do it.
You're so cute.
I tried my best to smile, but I couldn't.
I'm sick of it.
You're so cute. You're so cute.
You're so cute. You're so cute. I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
She's embarrassed by Sasaki's coming out.
I like you.
I'm sorry for saying the worst thing about you.
Young Skinny's representative song "Hontou wa ne?"
According to the melody of "Hontou wa ne?"
It's a game of coming out.
Let's play "Hontou wa ne?" game.
Hontou wa ne?
I'm unexpectedly popular.
But I've never been confessed to before.
What's that?
What?
What do you mean?
I'm unexpectedly popular.
You're sick of it.
I've never been confessed to before.
I started laughing to kill people like you.
I remembered it.
You're bad-mouthed.
Sasaki's shocking coming out!
Do you have one?
I do.
Do you want me to play it?
Yes, please.
Here we go.
One, two, three, four.
Hontou wa ne?
I divorced in April.
I'm divorced in April.
Sasaki?
Divorce?
I'm divorced in April.
Shocking.
Hontou wa ne?
Wait, wait, wait.
You're taking everything.
This is it. This is the TV, right?
This is it.
Mr. Teleton, please.
This is it.
Gyofukaruma Rapper Highball
It's in the fridge.
I see. I have something to drink.
Can I drink it?
No.
I feel like you usually bring it out for me.
It's okay. Bring it out.
Is it okay for me to drink it on my own?
Bring it out.
There's a lot of things in it.
It doesn't feel like a light drink at all.
Do you usually drink alcohol?
I do, but...
Then, please drink it.
I'll have a tris.
Wow.
Amazing.
What about you, Ano-chan?
I'd rather drink it together.
Then, it's a tris.
This show is a music show, right?
That's right.
I haven't been invited to a music show in a while.
Me neither.
Since you're a musician.
I know.
I'm finally invited to a music show.
Wow, so you have to sing and come back today, okay?
Of course, of course.
Isn't it a little complicated?
Even if you're an artist, you're not invited to a music show.
Me neither.
Well, but...
Rapping is like...
It's like presenting your own character.
Even if you don't rap, your character is already recognized.
I see.
I think it's okay like that.
Hey, do you want a drink?
Oh, yes.
Well, in my case, I don't really perform on TV.
I don't really make songs I made up for it.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, I say dirty things.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
It's really strong.
Hey, isn't it weird?
It's really strong.
It's like ice.
No, no, you're too much of a rapper.
Hey, you're a rapper after all.
It's strong.
Cheers.
- Ugh, bitter! - Bitter!
Ano-chan Police's job interview.
Ano-chan, who was angry with the police,
is now working for a small and popular band, Shim.
- It's kind of bitter. - It's bitter.
Hey, you two over there.
There's no way you're going to drink like that.
- It's suspicious. Come here! - What?
- Hurry up and come here. - Oh, sorry.
- It's suspicious. - You have a bag, right?
- Yes. - Let me see it.
Let's take a look at it one by one.
Because it looks scary,
Ano-chan Police investigates the contents of the bag.
- Ah! - Ah! What is it?
- It's rotten. - Okay.
- This is not good. - This is also arrest.
- It's a drug. - It's a drug.
- It's not just a drug. - It's a drug.
- What was it again?
- It's a drug.
- It's suspicious. - It's suspicious.
- It's definitely... - It's a common name, right?
- It's a common name, right?
And then...
Have you ever been arrested before?
- No. - No. - No. - No.
- There's no way. - You're used to it, aren't you?
- I'm used to it, so... - Thank you.
- Have you ever been arrested before? - I can't praise you.
Both of you...
There's no tomorrow.
- Please go home. - That's right.
- That's too bad. - That's too bad.
Oh, when Soshina actually appeared...
- In "Kishoikai", right? - Isn't it "Kishoikai"?
- I've been doing it all by myself, so... - Huh?
- It was embarrassing for me. - What do you mean, "all by yourself"?
Sasaki and the program "Watcher" meet Soshina for the first time!
Apparently, we have a special guest today.
- Special? - Yes.
- A big guy? - No, not just a big guy...
A star!
- Really? I'm alone, right? - Are you curious? - Yeah.
You scared me!
- Hello! - Hello!
No, no, no...
- Hello! - It's you! You're not a star at all. - What? - Hurry up and sit down.
- Here? No, it's like this. - Did you know about this show? - I watch it every week.
- Nice to meet you.
I'm Sasaki. Ah, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too. - Yeah, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, okay? Nice to meet you.
- Wait a minute! That's so funny! - It's nothing.
- Sasaki, you should go to bed. - Yeah.
- You! - You don't look well today.
- This guy! Ouch, ouch, ouch! - Nice to meet you!
- Ouch, ouch, ouch! - Nice to meet you!
- You! - He's kind of flustered.
Also, after this, on TikTok live stream, Ano- chan's new impersonation got 2.1 million views!
- Say "violence" Ano-chan. - What?
- I don't have that comment. - You did it earlier. Say "violence".
It's not "violence", it's not "violence", it's "vi-o-lence"!
- Nice! - Yeah.
- Nice job, Ano. Ah, you're tearing up. - It's okay, it's okay.
- It's okay. You're precious now.
- Soshina's self-reflection meeting was pretty tough, right? Ranking T-bar. - T-bar... Yeah, I think so.
- Soshina, come out every week. I already have the numbers.
And now, Ano-chan's special live!
See you next week!
♪ Because you have music that won't let you be alone ♪
♪ Your head is in a panic state ♪
♪ People are looking at you ♪
♪ Every day is like this ♪
♪ But you know ♪
♪ It's not a weakness at all, it hurts my heart ♪
♪ Even today, I'll cover you with noise and show you who I am ♪
♪ But I'm not completely invincible, I'm so depressed ♪
♪ Even today, I can't help it even if I overdo it ♪
♪ It's okay to cry ♪
♪ That's right, if you say you can't listen to music alone ♪
♪ I'll be by your side ♪
♪ I'll sing next to you ♪
♪ I'll shout out my worst feelings now ♪
♪ The sun will shine at five in the morning ♪
♪ Good morning, tears ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
If I say I can't listen to music alone
I'll be by your side
I'll sing for you
Because I only love you
We can't understand each other's songs
But I still have me
I shout desperately
As long as we're together, look at the weather
When it rains, the light shines
There's no answer, look at it
Even if I try, I can't erase it, look at it
My worst feelings
Now, I'll shout them out
At five in the morning, the sun shines
Good morning to you too, tears
La la la la la
[Today's guest is...]
Oh, hello.
Hello.
I wonder if Toshina-kun is a middle school student or something like that.
Middle school student?!
Why?! Why?!
What do you do?
For now, I've lost a lot of fans.
Oh, is that so?
Oh, that's nice.
That's cute.
All of the commercials will end.
I don't know.
You're right.
Ano-chan, Ano-chan.
Yes?
This show won't even be broadcasted on TVer.
Oh... I see.
It's your show.