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(knocking)
Did you clean up?
Yeah.
What's up?
A lot of people come, so it's dirty.
No, no, no.
That's not how you say it.
It's dirty in our daily lives,
so we clean it up, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're good at cleaning up.
Yeah.
Clean up around me, too.
Clean up this area, too.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yay!
Thank you.
Hey, hey, hey!
Stop it!
Hey, hey, hey!
Stop it!
It's dirty.
It's you who's dirty.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Hello.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Please have a seat.
Hello.
[Future-proof, eco-friendly]
Now, I'd like to introduce you to Shishamo.
Kawasaki's first three-piece rock band formed in high school's music department.
Songs about love between men and women are very popular mainly among young women.
It's the 10th anniversary of their CD debut this year.
In fact, this is their first appearance in a music program of TV Island.
Thank you very much.
Dear Shishamo,
have you ever met Ano-chan before?
I have met her once.
With what?
Um, with a certain something.
Hey, that's suspicious.
With a certain something.
An irregular place.
Where?
I can't say.
You can't say where?
I can't say.
It's not suspicious.
It's suspicious.
It's really just a little.
Just a little.
I see.
How about you, Ano-chan?
What is your impression of Shishamo?
My impression...
It's like...
tropical.
Tropical?
Tropical.
I have an image of a band singing love songs.
I see.
I have an image of a band playing a little.
Tropical.
I see.
Are you three good friends?
No.
What?
I don't feel like we're good friends.
I'm not saying we're not good friends.
We're not bad friends at all.
That's real.
We're together almost every day.
That's true.
We don't talk in the dressing room.
But we do.
We talk a lot.
You're good friends.
We're good friends.
What is that?
You're tough.
You're playing in Ano-chan's band.
Are you good friends?
Band members.
We're not good friends.
Is it that bad?
Isn't it that bad?
Do you three have any common hobbies?
Like a hot topic?
Ah, but...
I think we don't really get along.
What's with you?
But we get excited about love reality shows and stuff like that.
Ah, everyone's watching that.
Yes.
Bachelors.
Yes, bachelors.
Bachelors.
And we get along pretty well during our bachelors.
What's with you?
That's right.
What's with you people?
Shiyamo-san, like you said, you have a lot of love songs, don't you?
Yes, I think I've been writing love songs for a long time.
Most of them.
I've prepared one, so Ano-chan, please flip it out.
Okay.
This one.
That's a lot of them.
Seventy-five songs.
That's a lot of them.
Are they all love songs?
It seems like it.
Ano-chan, is there a song you're interested in just by looking at the title?
"Hitchaka Metchaka".
What kind of song is it?
"Hitchaka Metchaka" is like...
You go on a date with the guy you like.
It's a song where you keep singing the "hitchaka metchaka" feeling in a girl's head.
I see.
Ano-chan, is there a song you're interested in just by looking at the title?
Number fifty-seven, "Bandman".
"Bandman".
Is this a love song?
It's like...
There's this "hitchaka" culture, isn't there?
It's a song I wrote from that perspective.
From a fan's perspective.
It's a song about a girl's feelings for a bandman who's on stage from a fan's perspective.
It's not a real experience.
Oh, I see. Is there a real experience?
No, not really.
Oh, wow.
So you're making it up.
Yes.
You're imagining it.
I'm making up a fictional character and thinking about where she lives and what her family's like.
I think it's a lot of fun.
I think it's quite imaginative to make a song out of your delusions.
Why do you make so many love songs?
I like love songs with love themes.
Oh, since you were little.
Yes, since I was in elementary school. I like girl's manga too.
Have you ever written a love song?
I don't really have a love song, but I can take it as a love song and there may be a lot of songs that don't look like love songs.
Is it a delusion or real experience?
There is a real experience in one song, and I make the main character in me and make me run with him or make me meet with him.
Half and half?
Yes, yes, yes.
What do you think, Miyazaki-san? Well, you're making 75 songs now.
Yes.
Do you make a lot of songs, Miyazaki-san?
Oh, but I don't think it takes that much time.
Have you studied music theory or anything like that?
No, I haven't.
Sensibility?
I do it with my senses.
You know, "tomorrow too" chorus change was quite a topic, wasn't it?
Yes, I was told a lot about it on the internet.
In terms of music theory, you're kind of attacking it.
I see.
There's a way of raising and lowering a key that I've never heard of.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
Oh, really?
So you weren't aiming for it?
No, I just naturally raised it.
Sometimes it happens and I just raised it like that.
I see.
On the internet, it said that the vocal key was raised so that it would sound better in the chorus, and I was really irritated.
Oh, you were irritated.
Yes.
That's amazing, isn't it?
It is.
It's amazing.
You have a lot of love songs.
I've prepared a project for you, Shiamo-san, who has sung a lot of love songs.
"Denden's Delusional Love Pattern"!
Earlier, Miyazaki-san said that he wrote love songs in his delusions, but today we're going to try and feel his delusions.
We're going to show you photos of men and women that we've prepared for you.
We're going to show you what kind of men and women are in what kind of love.
Okay, let's get started.
Ano-chan, please show us the photos.
Okay.
Ta-da!
Wow!
Oh my!
What is this?
What do you mean "what is this"?
A gross photo?
What is that?
It's gross, isn't it?
It's lovely, isn't it?
But you know, you can only do it if you have opposite hands.
You're right!
You can only do it with your left hand.
You're right!
You can only do it with your left hand and right hand.
It's a limited situation.
You're right! It's hard to do it.
Hey, hey!
Stop daydreaming!
Isn't this for a music video?
No, it's not!
Go away!
Go out of the house!
The three of us will do it.
No, it's not!
Are you dating him or not?
I don't think we're dating.
With this?
We're not dating.
What? If you're dating, you should be on top.
You're right! You should be on top.
You're hiding it.
But you're a shy student, so you're a little shy.
You're talking a lot.
All of a sudden.
You're a woman.
Nice.
I wonder what the season is like.
Short sleeves and long sleeves.
I don't care about that.
Isn't it a ghost because the season is different?
What do you mean?
That's a theory.
I'm scared!
That's why summer clothes don't change.
I'm scared!
Is it because you died in the summer?
He's the only one who can see it.
Short sleeves for life.
Isn't it just dating normally without that?
I don't care about the season.
I don't like it.
Isn't it normal?
One person with long sleeves and one person with short sleeves.
Isn't it normal?
If it's a change of season, you should at least wear a shirt with long sleeves.
Yoshikawa is amazing.
It's summer.
Yoshikawa is amazing for coming here.
Really?
Even with this picture,
you can tell the story.
That's amazing.
Shall we look at the next picture?
Let's go with this.
What is this?
This is creepy.
Where do you think you are?
This is creepy.
This is amazing.
What is this picture like?
Men don't look happy.
Where are you looking at?
Men don't look happy.
What kind of face is this?
Are they in love?
Is it because they can't forgive each other?
It's because they can't forgive each other.
That's why they took off their clothes.
Who is the real girlfriend?
I think it's this one.
It's definitely this one.
Why?
It gives you a sense of stability.
It's not like you're going out to play.
Why are you here?
It's a man who works at a department store.
It's really cute.
The one on the right is at a department store.
What about the one on the left?
Isn't it the manager of something?
The manager of something?
And you called me out.
Which one are you going to take?
They're in love.
Either of them will exchange messages.
DM.
It's real.
They're in love with each other.
Oh, that's why they have such awkward faces.
And in the end?
Well, it's a garbage dump.
Garbage dump doesn't mean trash.
Garbage dump?
Garbage dump.
It's a manga.
You lose everything.
But you can throw it away either way.
Oh, I see.
It happens a lot.
It happens a lot, doesn't it, Ano-chan?
It happens a lot, doesn't it?
Definitely.
I mean, isn't it only people like this in kabuki?
Those who are linked.
Only those who are linked.
I don't know if it's been changed or not.
Your delusions are amazing. They're expanding.
Shall we look at the next photo?
Yes.
Oh, this is pretty...
What is this?
What kind of situation is this?
You don't know?
You have something, so you want to give it to me, don't you?
What do you mean?
Something.
It says something.
Oh, you look like you're sorry.
Oh, are you embarrassed?
Then it's not a confession or anything like that.
Oh, are you apologizing?
You're fighting.
You're a couple.
You're dating, aren't you?
You're dating and you can't hide it and you're apologizing.
You're a couple of ninja, aren't you?
A couple of ninja.
You can't hide it, can you?
Are you cheating on me?
Cheating.
Cheating, as expected.
Aren't you two the same person?
Wait a minute!
No!
What? What? What?
We might be the same person.
What are you looking for?
No way.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
We might be the same person.
We're the same person!
We might be the same person!
We're the same person!
We were ninja before!
Don't try to identify the works that have been released in the past!
What?!
You're right.
We were ninja.
Which one was the work before?
Zense.
"Zense," huh?
Zense.
Even in "Zense," girls are already playing with each other a lot.
They don't change.
No matter in what life you live, they'll always be doing things like this.
I see.
No matter how many times you're born again and again, you're still the same.
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's wonderful. - You've been fighting all this time.
Yes, fighting, cheating and fighting.
Cheating is the cause.
People like that say it doesn't change.
Oh, is that so, Miyazaki-san?
- Have you ever been cheated on? - No.
- Oh, no. - No.
Out of curiosity.
- Yoshikawa-san, Matsuoka-san, you? - No.
Oh, I see.
- Hana-chan, you? - No.
- No.
- Not all of you? - No.
Wow, that's a lot of people.
None of you?
I had so much fun, what's wrong?
- Sorry, sorry, it's like... - It's someone else's story.
- It's my story. - Oh, really?
Miyazaki-san, you haven't drawn a love song like "Tensei Kei" yet, have you?
Well, it's a little big and I'm not sure if I can express it with a song.
But it sounds interesting. I like that kind of drama.
Oh, please make one.
- Yeah. - These two...
- Make these two models. - Put "ninja" in the lyrics or something.
- That's... - Put it in.
"Iga" and "kouga" are fine, right?
Now, let's move on to the next project.
"Love Problem Solving Playlist"!
Shamo-san will solve the viewers' love problems that we recruited in advance on the show.
Along with Shamo's love song, "Love Problem Solving Playlist",
we'll have the three of you come up with the best song.
So, Shamo-san, you made the "Love Problem Solving Playlist", didn't you?
- That's right. - Yes.
- Here it is. - Yes.
"Nerau wa Kimi no No Mannaka", "Chuudoku", "Suitei Doukyouri", "Ikiru Girl", "Eigao no Tonari", "Gomenne Koi Gokoro", "Wasurete Yaru Monka"...
Well, there are many love songs, but...
Well, let's call out the problems one by one.
Okay.
- Shizuku-san's problem. - Okay.
There is someone you like, but that person is not handsome, is poor, and is weird.
Your friends tell you that you should never date.
Should you stop dating if you're going to be unhappy?
I see.
He's not handsome, is poor, and is weird.
But you like him.
Okay, viewers.
Yes.
Which love song should we choose?
- This is not a good one. - No, but...
- There is a good one. - Yes, there is.
- Is there? - Yes.
- "Egao no Tonari". - "Egao no Tonari".
- It's a good song. - Okay, music, please.
I don't want a good love, I don't want a good man
I definitely like you.
Exactly.
Even if you have negative points, you have feelings that you like that person,
so I think you should believe it and push forward.
I think so, too.
No matter how much you say you should stop it from others, you can't stop it, can you?
I think you should like it until you realize it yourself or until you convince yourself.
I like it.
You like it?
Yes.
I see.
It's a very cute song, too.
You have a lot of love songs.
Yes.
Now, Anna, what's your next concern?
I'm a second year high school student.
I have a boy in my class who I'm interested in right now.
However, I haven't been able to attack him at all because I have little trauma from a broken heart or have little relationship with the class next door.
Please give me some advice and encouragement.
You have a good youth.
I'm a second year high school student.
Now, everyone.
Yes.
Which love song do you recommend for this person?
It's easy to understand.
Is it easy to understand?
Yes, this is the best.
Which one?
"Aim" is "in the middle of you"
Oh, that kind of song.
Can you play it for us?
Yes.
Please.
♪ I just want to hit you. ♪
♪ I just want to be straight with you. ♪
♪ If you can hear me, say "yes" and hug me tight. ♪
♪ I've been raising you carefully. ♪
♪ I accept all your feelings. ♪
♪ In the middle of you. ♪
♪ I just want to be straight with you. ♪
Well, I have the impression that girls tend to fall in love and fall in love.
But I think men and women have nothing to do with what we want or what we have to go and grab ourselves.
I can't let you down.
Let's go for it!
Yes.
Let's attack!
Let's go for it!
Is there anyone like this in your daily love life?
Let's go for it!
Is it me?
What? Miyazaki-san, is that so?
It's kind of embarrassing.
Even if I think it's unlikely, I'll go for it.
For now.
That's amazing.
Nana-san, listen to this song and do your best.
Do your best!
What's your next concern, Ano-chan?
Eluntara Cantara-san's concern.
When I have a girlfriend, I get bored easily. What should I do to not get bored?
Wait a minute.
Is there a song like this, Aoyagi-san?
Is there a song like this?
There is.
This is the only one.
That's right.
It's "Wasurete Yaru Monka".
That's scary.
"Wasurete Yaru Monka".
Music, please.
Wasurete Yaru Monka
Die
What?
Scary.
Die.
What's wrong?
I made it with the feeling that there might be girls who are saved by such songs.
What about you, Mano-chan?
Yeah, same.
Same?
You two get along pretty well.
Yeah.
Even though you should die.
A man who can't cherish a girl.
Yeah.
Without leaking.
Didn't you get mad at the label for using "die" or something like that?
No.
Oh, now that you mention it, no one...
Yeah.
Didn't get mad.
Yeah.
It's fine.
The release was smooth.
Smooth?
Yeah.
I heard some good things about you, Mano-chan.
Yeah.
I use it a lot too.
"Die"?
But people say it's pretty bad.
Yeah.
Like, "put it down," or something like that.
"Die" sounds good.
This is a good song.
It's refreshing even when you're singing it.
Yeah.
For sure.
There were a lot of "die" parts in it.
Yeah, the way you sang it.
Okay, everyone.
How was it for you today?
Oh, it was great.
It was fun.
I'm not used to this kind of place, but I had fun talking with you.
I'm happy it's your first time on TV.
Yeah, I'm happy.
Thank you.
Okay, Shichamo-san, it's about time you go home.
How do you say it?
It's taking too long, isn't it?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I got carried away.
Please come back again.
Thank you, Shichamo-san.
Thank you very much.
All three of you seemed like you were easy to draw.
You were like characters.
Yeah, like characters.
That's all I was thinking about.
Oh, you were.
I didn't know.
I want to draw.
You were a good balance of three of you.
You were like characters.
But you weren't on good terms.
You can't be like that.
Yeah.
You know, at this time of day...
Well, you know...
The artists are leaving.
Yeah.
You know, the artists are leaving.
Yeah.
You know, you say things you shouldn't say in front of them.
Yeah.
You're still close, Shichamo.
You're right!
It's hard to say.
You were a nice trio of you.
Yeah.
You were nice.
I'll be rooting for you.
Yeah.
You were a nice trio of you.
Let's listen to all of your CDs.
Let's listen to them all.
Make sure you bring them back.
Of course I will.
You're the best, Shichamo.
I love you, Shichamo.
I love you.
Let's eat, Shichamo.
Let's eat.
Thank you for waiting.
Hello.
How is it? Is it good?
It's good.
I prepared a pufferfish shabu-shabu.
Thank you for the food.
It's good.
It's really good.
What type of girls do you like?
I see.
I like girls who are straight and gyaru.
You like girls who are straight and gyaru?
Gyaru.
In terms of appearance?
Yeah.
That's nice.
The day before yesterday, I made an omelet for the first time.
The day before yesterday?
Did you write anything on it with ketchup?
I wrote my own name on it.
Cute.
I wrote "Lila."
Lila?
Shut up!
Cute.
I'm too embarrassed to say it right now. I got lost for a second.
It looks like you have a lot of money.
Money? That's crazy, seriously.
Money is crazy.
Is that something you two can say?
You two can say it, right?
Certainly.
It's personal.
Is it personal?
It's not personal.
Ano-chan, what are you listening to?
The podcast of this show.
What kind of show is it?
I won't tell you.
Why not?