AISubs v3.6
- Shh... - Shh...
Hey, what are you doing?
- What do you want? - How about this?
What's that?
- Anojarashi. - Anojarashi?
Yeah. Two thousand yen.
That's expensive!
You underestimating me?
- Botacuri. - Botacuri goods?
Yes.
- No, but you know what, Yano? - Yes?
- I heard you have a special guest today. - Special?!
Yes.
Does it mean it's a big one?
No, it's more than a big one.
It's a star, right?
Really?!
I'm surprised.
- Are you curious? - Yeah.
Whoa! That surprised me!
H-h-hi!
Hi, hello!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
- Hi, hello! - It's you!
You're not a star at all.
- Huh? - Hurry up and sit down.
Here?
No, it's like this.
Did you know?
- I watch it every week! - This show.
- I watch it every week! - Oh!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Sasaki!
Nice to meet you!
Yeah! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Wait a minute! It's too funny!
What's funny?
Sasaki...
Go to bed!
You!
You don't look good today!
This guy!
Ouch!
Are you friends?
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Are you friends?
You!
Sasaki, go to bed first!
Yeah!
Do you have anything?
What do you have?
Do you have any food?
Oh, food...
Food...
Oh, there may be a refrigerator or something!
Oh, please...
No, take it!
This is a guest room, so it's decided!
Isn't it strict?
No, you're a guest, so take it!
Take it once in a while!
You're a guest!
It's close! It's close!
Hey, you bastard!
What's this?
What?
What's this?
What?
Wow!
Isn't it a set of grilled meat?
That's right! It's a set of grilled meat!
I'm grilling meat!
Do you grill meat?
I do!
Then, would you like me to grill it for you?
I can't grill meat at home.
Are you a mouse?
Shut up!
Who are you calling a mouse?
Aren't you?
Hey!
Because I love mice!
Can I leave everything to you?
Can I do it, too?
You do it, too!
Okay.
Oh, you can't do it.
What?
Words are tough.
You know...
Yeah?
I saw it on the Internet, but...
Yeah, yeah.
I divorced because of you.
Because of you?
"Because of you" doesn't make any sense.
Because of you?
Because of you, you just divorced.
It doesn't matter!
Yeah.
It's on the Internet.
Can I do it, too?
- Try it. - It's not human meat.
- It's human meat.
Whose meat is this?
- Whose meat is this? - It's cow's.
It's cow's meat.
Are you hungry?
Yes, I'm getting hungry now.
- Thank you for it. - Thank you for it.
Drink it.
There's oil in it.
Do you drink oil?
Did you borrow a lot of money?
- You know it, don't you? - No.
Thank you for it.
It's good.
- It's good. - It's good.
It's good.
- It's good, isn't it? - Yes.
I'll eat this, too.
- Are you okay? - It's hot.
- Let's talk about the show. - That's right.
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
Recently, I have a lot of memories of not being able to use it around Sakiyama cleaner.
A cat called Sasaki talked too much and I couldn't use it.
- What? It's you. - No, it's you.
- It's you. - No, it's you.
- That's what I remember. - Really?
But this time, there's an unreleased video that couldn't be broadcasted because it was too bad.
- Shall we watch it? - Yes.
- Seniors are discriminated against. - Huh?
- Does Sasaki go to school greetings? - Do entertainers' seniors go a lot?
- I hate it, but I go. - It's noisy.
- So I'm thinking of quitting soon. - You don't have to quit. You said it properly.
- But I don't think Masa Takahashi should go. - Huh?
- Or Miyuki Imori. - I hate it.
- Or Taigeshi Tsuru should go. - Why?
- I'll go with entertainers' seniors. - Entertainers...
- This time, it won't be broadcasted. - I don't think Masa Takahashi should go.
- Did you borrow a picture? - Is it okay for me to broadcast it?
- Excuse for that person. - What?
- Which one is this? - It's definitely Sasaki's.
Six. One, two, three, four, five, six.
- After eating Bunmaruho, Miyuki decides to retire. What will you do? - Which one is this?
- It's Bunmaruho. - Bunmaruho.
- What will you do after you retire? - I like nature, so I want to open a cafe near the sea.
- Will customers come? Bunmaruho's... - That's true.
- He's doing it alone in the mountains. - That's right.
- He's locked up. - What's that?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - That's crazy.
- You're doing it, aren't you? - No, I'm not.
- I've been admiring you for a long time. - Really?
- I want to give you something this time. - Don't say that.
- Are you going to broadcast this? - It's a long story.
- I'm nervous for some reason. - About what?
- It's definitely you, isn't it? - No, no, no.
If you're good at cooking, you can be popular no matter what you do.
You can be popular because you're OO.
- No matter how OO you look... - Yeah.
- Even if you have a bear mustache? - It's him!
- Hey, it's him, isn't it? - You're kidding me.
- It's exactly this day, isn't it? - Yeah.
- What are you doing? - No, it's like "Otohime".
- Hey! - I'm having so much fun.
- I look like I'm having fun. - You look like you're having a lot of fun.
- We had a lot of fun. - We had a lot of fun.
- We're just friends.
- We had a lot of fun. - What are you saying?
- What are you doing? - Are you making miso soup for me?
I'm listening, so don't say anything.
That was the "serious" video.
- That's right. - Think about it.
There were a lot of ups and downs this time.
- It makes me happy. - Why?
I feel bad for Sasaki when he says things like that.
- You do? - Yeah.
- I don't know about you. - I really don't want to say it.
You're saying Aoi's name.
- I can't use it. - It's amazing.
- "Bearded Ragma"? - Yeah.
When were you born?
- That day. - The guest's face is often dead in this show.
- The guest's face is dead? - Yeah.
Have you ever been scolded by an artist?
- By an artist? No. - You haven't?
- Not until now. - You don't know from now on?
- I don't know from now on. - You don't know until tomorrow?
I might get scolded, but I don't mind getting scolded.
- Oh, you're like that. - Yeah.
- You're like me. - Yeah.
Which episode was the most memorable for you as a guest?
What about you, Ano-chan?
- Hmm... For Shuto-san's episode... - Yeah.
- Sasaki was really good. - Sasaki was good?
- Yeah. - What do you mean?
It was amazing. I was in awe for a long time.
- Oh, you see it that way, too? - Yeah.
Oh, I see.
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you. I'm Shuto. Nice to meet you.
If you had a demon inside of you, what kind of demon would you draw?
- A "don" would be this one. - What is it?
- I drew it for you. - It's cute.
- It's a "sake demon." - Really?
- Yeah. - How much do you drink?
It's for making highballs and stuff like that.
I think I drink about ten times of it in a day.
- Huh? - That's what it was like for me.
- Wow, you're a master. - You're a master.
- Wow.
- You're good. - Wow.
- Sasaki is good. - Sasaki is amazing.
Who is your favorite comedian?
- Sink Jessica-san. - Oh.
I really like her.
- I like her, too. - Oh, you're right.
Do you feel like you haven't lost at all when you go on those shows with people like her?
You shouldn't say what you like.
- You're more funny than a comedian, aren't you? - No, no, no.
- You're not like that. - I didn't do anything, really.
- It's all thanks to you, comedian-san. - It's not like that, but...
Do you think I'm amazing?
- Huh? - Huh?
You're as quiet as Mononoke-hime's "Wanshin".
Miyazaki Hayao is recording "Mori ni Muon" right now.
- That's how quiet you were just now. - I see.
- I'm Ieson-san's turn. - Oh, good.
- Talking through "poketalk" is too challenging for me. - I see.
I see.
Today's topic is "poketalk".
Talk to me through "poketalk".
- How old are you? - How old are you?
- I think you can do it. - I think I can do it.
I am...
nineteen years old.
I am nineteen years old.
- You're young. - You're young.
- Hey, give it up. - Hey, give it up.
- How old are you?
- It's not popular.
- It's complicated. - It's not complicated.
- You got it. - I got it.
- Isn't this person's episode the best TVer episode in the past? - Is it?
- Ryofu's episode is better. - Episode? Why? - Why is that episode?
- I just had a free talk. - Why is that episode? - Why?
- But Ryofu's episode was the best.
- Do you have any plans for the future? - Well...
- I don't want it to be like everyone else's show. - Oh, the opposite? - Yeah.
- I only watch things. - I see. You're a core fan. - Yeah.
- How about you, Sasaki? - Sasaki? How long are you going to say that?
- Sasaki, I'm going to wake you up. - Yeah. - Hey, Sasaki!
- W-w-w-what?
- No, we were just talking about what we want to do with this show. - Yeah, yeah.
- What do you want to do with this show? - I want to aim for gold. - What?
- You want to aim for gold, Sasaki? - That's impossible. - It's not impossible!
- Can you do it so you can go up? - I want to make it a little more mild.
- And I want more famous artists to come and aim for gold.
- Famous artists? That's rude of you. Don't say things like that. - No, you're all famous.
- Let's ask the fans of the show for their opinions. - Yeah.
- Let's do a TikTok live stream. - Yeah, let's do it.
- Let's pick up comments from the fans and eat yakisoba. - Sounds good.
- Let's ask for their opinions. - Let's ask for their opinions.
- Shall we start the show? Please press the button.
- Eat meat. - I can't eat it.
- Has it already started? - Hmm, I don't know.
- Has it already started? - Shall we say hello?
- Oh, we got comments.
Ah!
Hello.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Ano.
I'm Sasaki.
Yay!
Sasaki and I do the usual Ano-chan radio broadcast.
And we have a guest today.
I'm Soshina. Nice to meet you.
I'm Sasaki. Yay!
Go to sleep.
Good night.
Sleeping is important.
Do you know that Ano-chan's radio broadcast is being followed by this account?
Is it?
It's being recorded now.
Yes.
And we decided to do a TikTok live while it's being recorded and it's starting now.
So...
You were looking back at your radio broadcast.
Yes.
What are you going to do from now on?
I'm going to listen to the fans, listeners and viewers.
I'm going to listen to them.
Yes.
What should we do with this show?
What kind of show do you want us to do?
Yes.
And...
What kind of artist do you want us to call?
That's right.
Should we ask that first?
What kind of artist do you want us to call?
That's good.
Right?
Everyone wants to see Sasaki.
Sasaki, wake up and say something.
You like it, don't you?
Like what?
Sasaki.
Yeah, I like it.
There's a Line stamp of Sasaki's.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Honda Tsubasa-chan used it for me.
Oh, Sasaki's stamp?
Yeah.
Your friend's?
Yeah, I gave it to her because she said she wanted it.
Buy it yourself, Honda Tsubasa.
Oh, yeah, I bought it like this.
Yay.
Stamp.
There are also stickers for this show.
Like, letters?
Yeah, I want to give it out.
Really?
Yeah.
Let's do that.
Sasaki's too cute.
Sasaki's kind of popular.
Yeah, he is.
Didn't you need it?
Huh?
Hey, hey, hey.
No, no, no.
Oh, it's here.
Aimyon.
How is it? Aimyon, do you like it?
I don't like it at all.
Oh, then it's tough for Aimyon-sama.
Aimyon-sama, it's tough for you.
Aimyon-sama, I can't do it. I'm sorry.
Oh, it's a dog and a cat.
There's one that looks like Sasaki.
Oh, it's me.
Saboten.
Oh, it's a cat.
It's a cat.
There are two Sasakis.
I don't like it.
But I like the stamp.
Like a gift.
Oh, yeah.
It's a habit of mine.
How about you, Aimyon?
Can you do it?
I can't do it.
I like it, but it doesn't come out.
First of all...
It doesn't come out.
If you're not prepared, it doesn't come out.
An artist...
Sasaki...
Well, me too, but Sasaki...
Yeah.
You have to be prepared to be called mean.
Yeah, you're right.
Hormone...
How about you, Nao-chan?
Yeah, I like you, Nao-chan.
I like hormones.
I like hormones, too.
A lot.
It's good, isn't it?
It suits you, doesn't it?
Yeah.
But hormones don't come out on TV, do they?
Yeah, they don't come out, so I think we should make it dark.
That's the problem.
Let's make it dark and only me will be on TV.
That's scary.
It's like Junji Inagawa.
I know, right?
I guess we can't do anything about it.
That weird hat.
That's what I like about it.
Let's just ignore the stamp.
What? Make it dark?
Let's do it in the dark.
Chanmina.
I want you to wear Chanmina.
You like it, don't you?
Yeah.
I like it.
I'll be waiting for you.
Are you coming?
I'm not coming.
You'll know when the plane stops.
I hope you come, but I'm not coming.
Don't come if you're not coming.
What else?
It's J-O-One.
J-O-One came out, right?
It did.
Um...
His name didn't come up.
Takumi, Takumi, Takumi.
What's his name?
Takumi.
Takumi Kawanishi.
That's dangerous.
Takumi Kawanishi.
He came out.
It was an incredible meeting.
I hope the other members come.
Oh, I see.
Um...
They're coming.
Queen bee.
"Violence", right?
Oh, you like it, don't you?
I like it.
"Violence"?
"Violence".
It's not "violence".
It's "violence".
I have to sing it.
That one.
Um...
That one.
Night game
I know Ayase's LINE.
Call me.
Yeah.
But you don't seem like you'll sing it for me.
Yeah, you don't seem like you'll sing it for me.
Sing "violence".
What?
I don't have that comment.
I thought you would.
Sing "violence".
It's not "violence", it's not "violence", it's "violence"!
That's good!
That's good, you're like a queen bee.
Ah, you're peeling your skin.
That's good, you're like a precious rock.
That's right.
You're like a horse.
Wonderful, wonderful.
Ah, "yabati", "yabati".
No, "yabati" is good.
"Yabati" is good.
"Yabati" is like...
We're friends.
We're really friends, right?
Yeah, we are.
I'm like that, but we're in sync.
I'm involved with all three of them.
We're in sync many times at live performances.
Let's make a "yabati" and a T-shirt together.
That's good!
Right? A design and a T-shirt.
That's really good!
Right?
Yeah.
Let's make a "yabai" and a T-shirt.
Let's do that.
It's good to dig further into the guest, but...
Yeah.
It's good to do more projects like this, right?
That's right.
I agree.
Everyone wants to see the artist's work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not like making a T-shirt like that, but...
It's like something you can't see in other music programs.
That's right.
Then it's a big project.
Yeah.
Everyone wants the artist you want to call and the artist you want them to do this.
"Yabati" and "Let's make a T-shirt."
Please write something like that.
Right?
Yeah.
Right?
They say you're cute a lot.
Thank you.
No problem.
I'll use it.
Well, it's a session, right?
Session.
What's a session?
Playing music together.
Okazaki Physical Education and Physical Education Festival.
Oh, I like Okazaki Physical Education.
I have something I want to ask you about Okazaki Physical Education.
What is it?
You know, you're a soloist.
You're a soloist, and you're always moving, singing, and dancing.
There aren't many people like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you're the only one like that in Okazaki Physical Education.
I see.
How do you do it?
I mean, I'd like to know how you're able to hold a live show like that.
- Rockin' was crazy. - Rockin' was crazy.
- I'll have some yakisoba. - I'll have some yakisoba, too.
- It's good. - Yeah.
Even at a live show like that, you move and go "Whoa!"
You're still fat, Okazaki Physical Education.
- But it doesn't matter. - No, but that's what I thought, too.
I saw Rockin' at Horomono,
and Daisuke was dancing and singing all the time in that hot place.
But you haven't changed at all.
And you don't change anymore, do you, Mr. Physical Education?
- I don't change. - So it doesn't make much sense for you to lose weight.
- What kind of project do you want me to do? - Oh, that's a good one.
What kind of project or show should I do?
Yeah, we'll make a theme song for a TV drama.
- Oh, but... - Oh, but...
- Don't do that to me, band members. - It's good.
- Making a song is good for a music show, isn't it?
- I think it's perfect. - Yeah.
- How do you make a song? - Me?
- That song is amazing. - Huh?
- Well, I heard you asked me about it. - Yeah, the song is amazing.
- I'm happy. - The lyrics are...
I mean, both the songwriting and the lyrics are amazing.
- The truck is amazing, too. - Huh?
- I'm happy. - The way you put words...
- I have a question for you. - Okay.
- I like the way you put words in your songs. - Thank you.
- Do you put words in your songs as a songwriter or as a lyricist? - Huh?
- That much? - Yeah.
- By the way, which song are you talking about? - Well, I've been listening to it a lot, but...
- Uh... but "futokyaku" is... - Which one are you listening to, hey?
- I was born in Kanto and grew up in Kansai! - Yes, hello! Very hello!
- That's what I said! - I'm hungry! I'm full! I'm hungry!
- Who likes you?! - Shut up!
- Fried chicken, "futokyaku", fried shrimp? - But that feels good, listening to it.
- Thank you. - I wonder which one you like.
- I like the lyrics first. - Oh, you like the lyrics first.
- I like the track first. - I like all of them, but...
- It's fine, right? - It's fine, right?
- Anyway, let's wrap it up. - Yes.
- Ano-chan, do you have something for your fans? - Yes.
- I don't have anything. - You do, right?
- I don't. - You do, right?
- But not today. - What?
- Ano-chan's "den-den-denpa". I hope you watch it.
- You're so thin.
- So, Ano-chan's "den-den-denpa".
- I'll say just one thing. Seriously, watch it on TVer.
- Oh, but I guess you're right about that. - Yeah.
- You're right about that.
- Well, this show... - "City Legend", right?
- It's not all of it. I think there are different times and so on.
- So... - "City Legend", right?
- "City Legend". But I hope you watch it on TVer.
- If you don't watch it on TVer, it doesn't make sense.
- Right? That's what I think.
- That's what I think too.
- Of course. - Of course.
- Make sure you watch it on TVer. - Make sure you watch it on TVer.
- Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.
- Well, it's better than everyone touching their phones. - Right, right. Bye-bye.
- So, how was it today? - How was it?
- I'm glad you finally came. - What?
- Oh, "finally". - Yeah.
- Right, Sasaki? Please come again.
- You're coming again, aren't you?
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- Save me, Sasaki!
- Save Sasaki! - Are you okay?
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Sasaki, are you okay?
- He said he's okay. - Right? I'm sorry.
- Well, I'm going home. - Please go home. Hurry up.
- Who are you? - I'm going home.
- By the way, are you good at singing? - Me? - Yeah.
- "Hagetako", "Futokyaku", "Ebifurai"? - Yeah.
- Do you want me to sing for you? - Please sing for me!
- Do you want me to sing for you? - I want you to sing for me.
- I'll come again. - Okay.
- Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.
- Thank you for having me. - Okay.
- Don't come again. - Shut up!
- I'm scared.
- Tea is the best.
- It's the best tea I've ever had.
- It's fun. - It's fun.