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The weather is bad.
Yeah, it's thundering.
What's up with you today?
Hello!
I'm scared!
Scared? Scared? Scared?
What is it?
You're not scared, are you?
No, I'm scared! I'm scared! Wait!
Did I do something wrong?
I didn't do anything!
Let's go to Sim's house later.
I'm scared. I can't look.
What are you thinking about? You're not scared, are you?
I'm scared!
Don't make me look bad.
Now, let me introduce you to Sim.
A reggae punk band with four members who are celebrating their 19th anniversary this year.
With their unique music style, which is said to be extreme loudness, they gained popularity and immediately sold out Budokan and Yokohama Arena.
In addition, last year, they sold out their first live performance in L.A. and this year, their first live performance in London.
They rarely appear on TV, but they are very serious about their work.
It's rare to see you on TV, isn't it, Sim?
I didn't think I'd be on TV, so I was wondering if you had any grudges against me.
All of a sudden.
I can't stop my heart from pounding.
Why did you appear on TV this time?
I was asked if there were any celebrities I'd like to meet, and I said, "Hmm, maybe Ano-chan?"
And when I said it, it was really decided.
This is Ano-chan.
Wow.
From this face to Ano-chan.
Face.
Since we're here, is there anything you'd like to ask Ano-chan, Ma-san?
Ano-chan said that all artists couldn't do it.
She said it.
That means we're in a fight, of course.
Will we be fired, too?
That's not true.
You don't see it at all.
It's not all artists.
It's like a drinking party or something like that.
No, really, if you steal it, you might get killed.
While holding a girl,
The people around you are lifting up that artist a little too much.
I don't like bands that are drunk on it.
No, but I kind of understand that.
There are certainly people like that.
Isn't Mr. Shim like that?
We're not like that at all.
Oh, you're serious.
Then it's okay at all. I like it.
Mr. Shim, who rarely appears on TV, came here.
Ano-chan came up with various plans for us, didn't she?
Mr. Shim's face is scary no matter how you look at it.
No matter how you look at it.
I'm going to make my opponent nervous.
So I've prepared a plan like this.
Make your opponent nervous with a stern face.
Denden ni ramekko.
Ni ramekko.
Don't make me laugh.
It's worth it if you make your opponent nervous with a stern face.
So, it's Gori-san versus Ano-chan.
Ano-chan, are you confident?
Yes.
Hey, you've scared me so far.
No, I've scared you countless times.
I'm a little scared because I can't imagine it.
Did you have a fight?
Yes, we've had a fight.
Ano-chan is tough.
Let's make our opponent nervous with a stern face.
Denden ni ramekko.
Ni ramekko.
Don't make me laugh.
It's worth it if you make your opponent nervous with a stern face.
Why are you guys laughing?
Don't make me laugh.
It's worth it.
Oh, nice.
Ano-chan is tough, too.
Don't touch me.
Don't look down.
Oh, yes.
Gori-san is strong.
Oh, yes.
Gori-san wins!
You laughed.
You laughed, didn't you?
Yes!
You know, you had your black eyes up.
The moment you fell, you had a really weird face in front of you.
I'm laughing and dancing.
I'm sorry it didn't work.
I'm laughing and dancing.
I think our Gori has the power to leave it up to the drummer.
Thank you, drummer.
Thank you!
It's like a good four-person group.
It's kind of smiling, isn't it?
All right, we found out that you had your black eyes up.
Well, you look tough.
Yes.
Let's move on to the next segment.
Denden's job question!
A job question?
A simple job question?
Ano-chan Police will interrogate you.
If you say anything, you'll be arrested.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
All right, we'll do it in the backyard.
Ano-chan, let's go.
Okay.
Ano-chan.
Yes?
If you say anything, you'll be arrested.
I will.
Scary.
You like leaves, don't you?
Ah, wait, wait.
The way you eat the leaves is amazing.
Wait, wait, you over there!
It's the police.
You've been staring at the leaves, haven't you?
I have.
Just shut up and come here!
What is it? It's a work question.
Because you're a bad person.
You're so determined.
You keep staring at the leaves.
I thought you'd like me to check your ID card.
Your ID card?
Yes.
Wow, it's heavy. Is it your wallet?
It's thorny.
This is...
It's pretty worn out.
It was the worst at the time, wasn't it?
Well, yeah.
Can you show me what's in your bag?
Here you go. What is it?
Medication?
Oh, wait.
Wait, this is suspicious.
What? What medication? Are you okay?
No, I've never seen it before.
It's a medicine I've never seen before.
It's a medicine.
This is something that makes you feel better.
Why are you lying?
It's not good.
It says "swell up and cool down".
What?
"Swell up and cool down"?
This is...
the amount of cigarettes.
There's a lot of stuff coming out!
Do you need a box?
What, a box?
I'm carrying a carton.
What?
A carton of Icos?
Yes.
Is it this much?
Yes.
Let's see what's in your wallet.
I'll check what's in my wallet.
Is there something dangerous in there?
There's a lot in there.
Can I take a look?
Sure.
What?
There's a lot in there.
Sasaki, I'm so happy about this! Look!
Thank goodness!
110,000 yen.
110,000 yen or so.
There's a lot in there.
110,000 yen, 7,000 yen in there.
I'm so happy! Let's make up for it!
I'll take care of it with my responsibility.
Thank you!
I'll take care of it.
I'll make up for it for now.
I'm really worried about you.
I'll make up for it for now.
Yeah, I got it.
What is this?
Huh?
What is this?
What do you think it is?
[What is this?]
Is it something dangerous? Something pleasant?
No, it's scary!
You're saying it's scary.
No, it's not.
It's this.
Is it for rinsing your lymphatic system?
Yeah, yeah.
Vegan roller.
Oh, vegan roller.
You have a vegan roller?
Yeah, it makes me swollen.
I drink alcohol every day.
Oh, I see.
I have to rinse it.
You care about it?
I care about it a lot.
It shows up on my face a lot.
Huh? That's unexpected.
Hey...
You're not like a band man.
Your beauty is...
Hey!
What?
You're no good!
You're in a rock band, but you care too much about your beauty!
You're under arrest!
I see!
Is that possible?
You'll get two years in prison.
Okay.
I'm sorry about that, Cho-hate.
Are you serious?
Please don't worry about me.
Don't worry about me.
Okay, then...
Good job!
She got caught!
Yay!
I'm getting a crush on you.
You're getting a crush on me, aren't you?
Hey you two over there.
There's no way you're going to go blank just by looking at me like that.
No, we're not.
You're suspicious.
Hey, come here!
Hurry up and come here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're suspicious.
I'm sure you have a bag with you.
Please show me.
Let's take a look at you one by one.
First of all, can you show me your makeup show?
Sure.
It's a gold license!
No accidents, no violations, and a driver's mirror.
What?
Is this really me?
No, it's me.
Okay, my wallet.
Let's go to your wallet, wallet.
Huh?
It's so pretty.
You put them all in front of you one by one.
I'm a little too far ahead of myself.
I don't have any doubts.
It's a receipt, but it's solid.
What receipt is it?
What did you buy?
Cake.
Cake?
Why?
You're definitely not going to eat it, are you?
No, no, no, no.
For who?
Well, it's your wife's birthday.
What?
That's right, that's right.
Cute!
You're doing such a cute thing.
You're suspicious.
Okay, next.
This.
What's that?
What's this?
It's small.
Huh?
Lip balm!
There it is!
And it's something I've never seen before.
Isn't this a good one?
It's hard to take off the cap and it's hard to roll it.
Even if you put it in a place like this, it won't roll.
That's no good.
It's really good.
Suspicious.
It's not suspicious, is it?
I got this from Shohei.
Oh, you got it.
Is that enough?
And alcohol disinfectant and tissues.
There's a lot in there, isn't there?
There's a lot in there.
What's this?
That's a ring case.
Wait a minute, isn't it for girls?
The contents of the bag.
That's true.
It's a bag stolen from a woman, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Yeah.
It was like a model's bag.
Okay, let's go with the gorilla one.
It's big.
It's a backpack.
What's in it?
It's heavy, isn't it?
First of all, from here...
Oh, it's a blue pouch.
It's like an accessory case.
An accessory case.
It's very detailed.
Okay, okay, okay.
What's this?
Yes.
What's "ag"?
It's like something you put on your armpit.
What?
That thing.
You put it on your armpit?
It's a thing that erases the smell of your armpit.
Oh, it's a thing that erases the smell of your armpit.
So everyone tends to have a smell eraser, right?
That's suspicious.
It's common for druggers.
You rub it in and deceive it.
It's common for artists.
Let's make it happen.
Ah!
What?
It's crumpled up!
Okay, this is not good.
This is also arrest.
It's a drug.
It's not a drug for your throat.
It's a drug.
What was this again?
Loxonin.
Peracutirio.
That's suspicious.
Suspicious.
It's definitely...
A common name, right?
A common name, peracutirio.
A common name, right?
Well, there are a lot of earplugs anyway.
Why?
My ears are weak.
Is that so?
Take care of it!
Yes!
Thank you!
What, what, what?
What, what?
First of all, what is this?
Yes.
Ah!
Well, wax and spray.
What is this?
Hair.
It must be difficult.
You have to harden it.
Hair.
It looks like a lot of work.
Eh, do you do it yourself?
I do this myself.
Eh?
What is this?
Huh?
You're really good at it.
Can you like, sleep with it?
Sleep with it?
Like, lie down with it?
Ah, if you lie down with it, it hurts.
Eh?
It hurts a lot.
You can't take a nap with it?
You can't take a nap with it.
It's cool!
Yes.
Here's your wallet.
How much is it?
Eh?
Six thousand yen!
Yes.
That's not much!
Well, if I work hard and help my mom, I can save it in a few months.
Not now.
What else?
Receipt.
It's a train.
Eh, you're moving by train?
I'm moving by train.
Don't you use a taxi?
I'm not good at using a taxi.
Why?
Because I get carsick easily.
Ah!
Because you have weak ears.
That's right.
Poor you.
You get carsick easily.
Poor you.
What will you do, Bori?
No.
I'll arrest you for stealing a woman's bag.
You're a thief.
I'm a thief.
I'll arrest you for helping your mom too much.
You only had six thousand yen.
I thought you had a lot.
Arrest you. Arrest you.
Give me your hand.
Your tattoo is scary.
Arrest you. Arrest you.
Give me your hand. Give me your hand.
Arrest you. Arrest you.
Have you ever been caught before?
No. No. No.
You must be used to it. I'm used to it.
Thank you.
Have you ever been caught before?
I'm not praising you.
Both of you, you don't have a tomorrow anymore.
Please go home.
What a shame.
Ano-chan.
Yes?
The last one looks the worst.
Wait a minute. Your behavior is weird.
Your behavior is weird.
What's wrong with you?
No, nothing in particular.
Suspicious. Suspicious.
Can you come over here?
Yes.
Suspicious.
It's suspicious no matter how you look at it.
Can you show me your identity card?
Identity card? Yes.
Is it this one? Yes.
It's this one.
Hey, is that what you're making that face for?
Am I making a pretty face?
You look like an adult.
I'm sorry.
What is this one?
Is it a bomb?
Be careful.
Suspicious object.
This is a pouch.
Makeup pouch.
Makeup pouch?
Makeup pouch.
What is it? Makeup pouch?
Yes.
Makeup remover.
Yes.
Mirror.
Shim's mirror.
It's cute.
Are you using a love liner?
What? What? What?
Love liner?
Love liner.
It's really easy to use, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
You're really good at writing, aren't you, Shim's sister?
Look, I'm using a heart-shaped one.
That's unexpected.
What?
I'm using an obi-wan, too.
Yes.
That's amazing.
It's amazing.
How do you do your makeup?
You draw like this, right?
And...
Bobby Brown?
And Bobby Brown's...
Shadow?
Like this.
Wow.
You do it like this.
You do it yourself.
And you do it like this with your fingers.
Stretch it out.
Wow.
Lastly...
Love liner.
That's cute.
And...
Like this.
You do it like this.
Wow.
How many years have you been doing that makeup?
What?
It's been about...
About 12 years.
Wow.
But I've always thought that makeup was cute.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Yay!
It's cute.
Should I use love liner, too?
Yes, the makeup artist told me about it.
Wow.
It falls off during a live show.
Like sweat and stuff.
You clean it up, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Wallet.
Can you show me what's inside?
Wallet?
Yes.
It's normal.
It's pretty, right?
Yes, yes.
A lot of cards.
Nitori.
You don't go to Nitori, do you?
I don't go there.
You do!
What do you buy there?
Like a frying pan.
What?
Do you use a frying pan?
Of course I do.
Do you water it yourself?
Yes, I do.
Wow.
Really?
That's a huge gap.
Is there anything else in there?
Wow!
What's this?
What's that?
This is a local shrine's golden amulet.
Amulet?
Is it a rock band?
That's right.
Wow, this is serious.
Serious?
I want to give you this.
Chiku?
What's Chiku?
It's a local boy's shrine in Fujisawa.
There's a shrine called Shirahata Shrine.
It's a shrine that serves as entertainment.
While I was there for a couple of years,
there was a year when I played Budokan for the first time.
At that time, instead of getting lost,
I thought it was good luck because it was a prayer for the success of the industry,
and I prayed that Budokan would sell well.
And it really did sell well.
The following year,
I prayed that a pretty realistic CD would sell well and make it into the Oricon Chart.
It's like that.
It comes true every year.
What?
I believe in this and buy it every year.
Are you praying?
That's about it.
I'm not that kind of person.
You're not like that.
No, no, no.
This is not good.
This is arrest.
Arrest?
For what crime?
Even though you're in a rock band,
you're trying to pray and make money, and you're arrested for crime.
What?
Yes.
It's no good.
If you ask God.
That's right.
Can you do something about it?
I can't.
I'm not me anymore.
All the members are not me anymore.
What?
You're arrested.
Yes.
I'll put you in a broken prison cell.
Prison cell.
Can you do something about it?
I'll make you sing with me.
Yes.
Thank you for watching!
See you next week!
Den-den, Mom!
We asked the guest artist if we could have you come on stage,
and the person who said okay did it for us.
Who?
- My mom? - What?
- Ma-san's mom. - Ma-san's mom?
- Shall we call her, then? - Yes.
Mom?
Yes?
- Wow, Mom! - Wow!
- Hello! - Nice to meet you!
- Are you Ma-san's mom? - Yes.
- Wow! - You look so kind!
- I'm her mother. - You look so kind!
How do you think Ma-san is doing?
- I'm excited about it. - Wow!
Didn't you object to this path?
- I've been supporting her since high school. - Wow!
- She comes to see our concerts a lot. - Wow!
- She came to see our concert recently. - Yes.
- How are you? - I'm worried about you.
- Wow! - I see.
I knew it.
What do you think of the other members of your division?
- I'm grateful for my son going out with them because he's selfish. - Wow!
- I hope we can continue working together. - Wow!
- It's so hot in here! - It's so hot!
- Wow! - It's nice in here.
What do you think is Ma-san's cutest feature, Mom?
I'm over 30 years old, so I can't say it's cute.
- But we talk about music together. - Wow!
- She recommends R&B and ska. - Wow!
I think it's fun to talk about those things.
- Don't talk about those things with your parents, No-chan. - I'm going to die.
It's all about Mom's knowledge.
- I respect her a lot and I don't think there's anything wrong with it. - That's great.
- Mom! - Yes?
- Tell me your secret. - I want to know!
- I don't know if it's a secret or not, but until I was about three years old, I was drinking boniq.
- Oh, you're so cute, Sim's mother!
- I'm not greedy, I'm sweet. - Sweet.
- When you were three years old, was there anything you wanted to tell your mother?
- Thank you for giving birth to me. - Oh my god! I'm going to cry!
- I'm touched. - What did you say?
- You really raised me up as a woman. - Oh, I see.
- I'm sure you've had a lot of trouble, but I've always been happy.
- I hope you live a long life! - Thank you!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- Yes, hello!
- I can't go home. - Um, mouse girl?
- Shut up! - Is it okay to broadcast this?
- Not "violence", not "violence", but "violence"!