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Hey.
I'm here.
Yes?
Hello.
You can't sleep here, can you?
No.
Excuse me.
Hello.
This way, please.
Hello.
Why am I so nervous?
Well, when you come to a girl's room, you must be this nervous, right?
Yes, I am.
I'm Yokarma.
Hello.
Sorry for the intrusion.
It's been a while.
First of all, let me introduce Yokarma.
Please do.
Yes.
40-year-old rapper based in Nagoya City, Taichi Prefecture.
He became famous for one song in a freestyle rap battle and is now a rapper who is now riding on the seaweed pulled by variety.
What is your impression of Ryofu-san, Ano-chan?
Very kind.
Oh, it may be a good time.
Even though it's a face, it's very kind.
What is your impression of Ryofu-san, Ano-chan?
Even though it's a face, it's not eccentric.
Even though it's a face?
Even though it's a face.
I didn't think you'd invite a guest and do a talk show.
That's true.
I was surprised.
Me too.
Please don't rap today.
I won't.
Seal.
Of course.
It's the worst thing to do freestyle rap in a girl's room.
That's right.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's the worst.
Please do it live.
That's why today,
Ryofu-san, who is famous for freestyle rap,
will not rap but do a freestyle talk show.
Nothing is decided yet.
You two can talk freely.
That's the hardest part.
I'm going to sleep for a bit.
Ryofu-san and Ano-chan's freestyle talk show.
Ready...
Start!
That's how it starts?
Are you going to sleep?
I fell asleep.
She fell asleep.
Ano-chan is from Tokyo.
I'm not from Tokyo.
Yes, you're from Tokyo.
Yes, I'm from Tokyo.
But you don't know where you're from.
That's right.
I see.
You don't know where you're from.
When we first met,
I was a judge of a rap battle for little kids.
But I was late.
The judges were betting on whether or not Ano-chan would come.
The judges were betting on it.
What? Me?
Yes.
No way!
The rappers were betting on whether or not Ano- chan would come.
I was scared.
Keihen is scary.
That's how we first met.
That's right.
I got into a lot of trouble with that show.
They asked me to put out a video announcement for that show.
I used the queen of SM.
I took a very violent one.
What is this? I'm interested in it.
I knew the judges would tell me not to put it out, so I put it out on my own.
I got into a lot of trouble.
You got scolded.
Yes, they called me and told me to put it out right away.
You can't put out a video announcement.
That's right.
Do you not like raw videos?
I don't like raw videos,
but I tried to make it funny, but I got scolded a lot.
Poor you.
I knew I'd get scolded a lot, so I put it out without thinking.
Should I do it from now on?
What?
I'll do it without thinking.
What I did?
Yes.
There are a lot of things I can't stop myself from doing what I want to do.
I wonder if I should do it.
You can do it first and report it yourself.
I don't think I should do it that much.
Really?
Because people say I can't do this or that.
Do you watch it on such a big screen?
I get scolded a lot when I say bad things.
There were so many bad things about this show that it was all broadcast.
That's right.
It's quite meaningful.
I'm the type of person who doesn't think about anything in advance,
but there were a lot of bad things about this show that I said in advance.
I see.
How long are you going to sleep?
You scared me.
How long are you going to sleep?
No, it's a freestyle talk show.
How was it?
It was really good.
Were you talking?
No, it's a Ryofu-san show.
I didn't do anything.
When you say Ryofu-san, you mean the patterned shirt?
You have a patterned shirt in your room, right?
There's a lot of patterned shirts in there, too.
Where do you buy clothes?
I buy clothes at recycle shops.
My fans give me clothes these days.
This is cute.
Isn't it cute?
Yes.
Can I try it on?
Are you serious?
Yes.
Isn't it like an ex-boyfriend's clothes?
No, it's for girls.
You have a girl's room.
Isn't it cute?
I don't think of it like a pool.
I wore it once.
Oh, you did.
I'll make you wear it again.
What do you mean?
It's cute.
I'll make you wear it again.
May I ask you to change and come out of the garden?
I'm walking with Ironai.
May I ask you to change and come out of the garden?
What do you think of me, Ryofu?
I think you're easier to talk to.
Really?
Because you're good at it.
You're right. I'm good at it.
Karma-san.
At first, I called you Karma-nyan.
Karma-nyan.
But I was a little careful and called you Karma- san.
Karma-nyan sounds good.
Is Karma-nyan okay?
Yes.
Oh, are you coming?
Yes.
Let's go.
How is it?
I can't see it myself, but it's amazing.
Somehow, my image changes when I wear a garage shirt.
What? You're stepping on it.
But it's cute.
Don't step on it in front of me.
Don't step on it.
It's cute.
Is it true?
Somehow, here is...
Somehow...
This is weird.
Puff sleeves.
It would be bad if you were wearing it barefoot.
A woman is wearing it.
It's very different from usual.
But it's cute.
Is it true?
This blue suits you, too.
Yes, it does.
You look like a pervert.
Yes, you do look like a pervert.
It's like a water bottle.
It has a good meaning.
No...
Yes...
It has a good meaning.
It must have a bad meaning.
It's in the fridge.
That's right.
I have something to drink.
Can I drink it?
No.
Usually, people who invite me usually serve it for me.
It's okay.
Serve it for me.
Is it okay for me to serve it for you?
Serve it for me.
It has a lot of things in it.
It doesn't look like a light drink.
Do you drink alcohol?
I do, but...
Then, please drink it.
I'll serve it for you.
Wow.
Amazing.
What about you, Ano-chan?
Let's drink it together.
Then, I'll serve it for you.
This show is a music show.
That's right.
I haven't been invited to a music show.
Me, too.
Even though I'm a musician.
I know.
I'm finally invited to a music show.
Wow.
So, you must sing for me today.
Of course.
Isn't it complicated?
Even though you're an artist, you can't be invited to a music show.
Me, too.
Rap is like a presentation of your own character.
Even if you don't rap, your character is already recognized.
I think it's okay like that.
Like this?
Yes.
But in my case, I don't make songs with the premise of performing on TV, so I say dirty things.
Oh, I see.
It's really dark.
Isn't it weak, this light?
It's really dark.
I thought it was ice.
No, no, you're too much of a rapper.
Hey, you're a rapper after all.
Love is...
You can put it in your mouth or dilute it.
No, it's dark.
The mattress is on the cushion on your right.
Is this a mattress?
Isn't it a chopstick?
This is a mattress.
This is a chopstick.
It doesn't look like a mattress before you open it.
No, it's a TV tower mattress.
Please.
It's a chopstick!
It's like Tokyo.
Is it okay?
Thank you.
Cheers!
Wow, strong!
Strong?
Is it?
Do you usually drink this?
No, I don't usually make it myself and don't drink it.
It's strong.
Is it strong?
But I don't know much about it.
Mr. Ryofu, you're a strong drinker.
How much do you drink?
Well, I'm the type of person who can drink forever if I don't drink tequila or something like that.
Wow, that's amazing.
Ms. Ano is a strong drinker.
I lose my memory.
Oh, me too.
Seriously, I lose my memory right away.
But even though you're drinking it, you don't remember it.
Yeah, me too.
When I realize it, it's on the white bed.
I don't know the color of the white bed.
It's mostly white.
I don't know.
How does a rapper drink?
That's true.
I usually drink at club events.
For fun?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
It's my turn at four in the morning or something like that.
Wow.
I drink a lot at the counter and mess up the show.
Wow.
That's an amazing world.
That's why I've been working more on TV lately.
I don't drink anymore.
It's a lot easier.
And you're healthy, too.
Yeah, and the staff aren't drunk, either.
That's normal.
You're all professionals.
Of course.
Do you have a party or something like that?
I don't think I go out.
When we're in a band, we sometimes do it with just the band members.
But I don't go out much.
What do you do after a band live?
You drink a little, don't you?
Yeah.
The next day after drinking, I always wonder what was fun.
I know what you mean.
Yeah, I don't like that.
I don't go out from the beginning.
I go shopping.
She drinks a lot the next day, too.
I drink a lot.
I can't do it anymore.
I'm totally fine.
That's nice.
It was corona, but I couldn't wear it, so I asked for a taxi to open it for me, and when I said I'd wear it, I forgot my mask and everything.
It's the worst.
It's all stuck.
It's the worst.
I'm walking down the street and I love the ones marked with vomit.
Why do you like it?
There's a big one in the first shot and it gets smaller little by little.
When I thought it was over, there was another big one.
I thought it was over, but it kept coming back.
I went back to where it started and took pictures with my cell phone one by one.
I did it halfway and I thought I wouldn't show it to anyone, so I deleted it all.
You won't show it, will you?
It's funny.
It's better for you to go here and come this way.
No, no, I don't know if it's one person's vomit.
It's one person, isn't it?
I don't know.
It's not in such a city.
This corner is a corner where you can consult with various people about your worries.
Yes.
This time, we have concerns from underground idols.
Yes.
Where do you get it?
It's pretty narrow.
Do you get it in a narrow place?
Toyland.
It feels like an underground idol.
It's tough, isn't it?
It's tough.
They're doing their best.
Satou Aina-san.
I'm worried about my eyes being apart.
Among idols, it's like "apart eyes conversation".
What's that?
It's called "apart eyes conversation".
It's said that your eyes are apart by 3.5cm or more.
But I'm 4.2cm.
No, I'm 4.2cm.
4.4! 4.4!
She's making fun of me.
It's a complex.
If my eyes were apart, I'd want them together.
But I think it's fine as it is.
It's fine as it is?
Yes.
My complex is that I have a low voice.
Is it low?
It's low.
My mouth?
Yes.
My mouth comes out a lot.
Really?
Yes.
Behind me?
I want to put my mouth behind me.
You want to put your mouth behind you.
I've never heard of it.
I know I used to be an idol.
But I had a trendy face and makeup that looked like me.
I started to think that I was erasing my personality.
Then, I had a low nose.
I thought if I fixed it, my face wouldn't look like me.
But I thought it was fine.
You've overcome it.
Yes.
Ryofu, is there anything you've been into lately?
Recently, I've started buying wild frogs.
Frogs?
Frogs are really cute.
You like animals, don't you?
I like animals.
You like hamsters, don't you?
I like hamsters.
I like cute cats, too.
They're like hamsters.
Like what?
Frogs.
But I think they're the same.
Yeah, like silkworms.
They're plump and chewy.
Yeah, like when you put them in your hand.
Do frogs have names?
They do.
What do you call them?
Ohagi and Kinako.
Oh, they're so cute!
Like, you know, like you put chocolate or macaroons on your dog.
Yeah, like that.
Frogs and Japanese food.
But it's exactly the same way of thinking.
You just give them food names.
What do you have?
Right now, I have two frogs, a goldfish and a turtle.
I also have two lizard eggs.
They're called "ukasuru no machi".
That sounds like fun!
"Fukaka fukasuru no machi".
But only lizards are born,
so if you raise them wrong, your dad won't be born.
No, "tamagochi".
"Tamagochi", right?
That's fine.
What kind of animals do you like?
Most of them are insects.
Insects?!
I pick up caterpillars...
I like cats.
Cats are fine, right?
I pick up caterpillars, raise them...
and let them float.
I chase them away every year.
Do they become butterflies?
They're usually frogs.
Frogs!
Oh, I see!
Don't your wife hate them?
She hates them a lot.
She does, doesn't she?
She hates them a lot.
When I first picked up a huge caterpillar,
my wife asked me for a favor.
I put the caterpillar on the table with the groceries I bought.
My wife came from over there and said,
What's that? Is it a toy?
If it's a toy, let's get a divorce.
As soon as I said that,
the caterpillar started moving.
It's heavy!
My wife screamed.
She peed herself and threw up.
That's the worst!
That's scary!
She peed herself and threw up?
That's scary!
She peed herself and threw up.
It's cute when you look at it closely.
Are you good at drawing?
I'm good at drawing.
I want you and Sasaki to draw.
Can you draw?
There's a sketchbook over there.
There are two.
Two?
Me?
Yes.
Then I'll draw a calamanian.
That's nice. Drawing competition.
Can you draw that kind of picture, too?
I can.
When I was a college student,
I worked part-time at a local festival.
That's amazing!
I knew it.
It's better to exaggerate, right?
Yes, of course.
Like the eyes.
It's better to exaggerate.
It's hard.
It's really hard.
I don't know about people's faces.
You're laughing.
What's going on?
I'm going to pee.
It's bad if you pee.
I always pee when I drink.
I'm grateful.
What do you mean you're grateful?
Let's start with Ano-chan.
Yes.
Karuma-san's.
Yes.
This.
Oh, but...
How is it? Does it look good?
No, I know.
Really?
It's not me.
It's Karuma-nyan.
This is where it gets messy.
It's an old line.
Can I see Ryofu-san's, too?
Mine is pretty...
Ano-chan and Sasaki's.
Yes, Ano-chan's.
But it's good!
It's good!
Look, the teeth and nose look exactly alike.
Yes.
That's amazing.
My teeth that are sticking out are similar.
They're similar.
Sasaki's is really similar.
Sasaki's is exactly like me.
Please display it.
Yes.
Thank you.
You're going to sing for me today, right?
Of course I will.
What song?
"Fuwaku".
I'm 40 years old now.
Well, I say "fuwaku" when you're 40 years old.
It's like "don't get lost", "don't get lost".
I released it in April, so I'll sing it for you.
Yay!
Can I sing it here?
No, you can't.
You can't sing here.
You hate it here, don't you?
You can't sing here.
Please sing in the garden.
Okay.
Thank you for having me.
Bye-bye.
Thank you for having me.
Bye-bye.
Thank you for having me.
Bye-bye.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your microphone, katana and your dream sword, you chose this stage because you didn't have time to choose your own.
Fortunately, I don't know if you want to choose the best or the best.
Thick or short night, thick or long, it's better for sure.
I want to see you. The place you were yesterday is already so far away.
So you don't lose your reason and confidence.
I decided to fight here. I decided to fight here.
Look, it doesn't matter where you do it.
I decided to fight here.
Look, it doesn't matter where you do it.
I decided to fight here.
I cut through the night and cut through the darkness.
In my 30s, I fill in the last void.
I cut off my temptation and focus.
I don't just wait for awakening, but I go and pick it up myself.
Jokes open up right away and you lose yourself. You don't win anymore, but you're desperate to get rich.
What I'm saying is understandable for those who can't do it and for those who can't do it.
It's only once, so I'm sure there are as many substitutes for me as you like.
Like a chance, like a homerun, I'll kick you out of the road.
I'm not tired of it, it's too late.
There's no tomato in my stomach that I decided to eat while waiting.
My love and laughter are full of light and shadows in life.
I decided to fight here. I decided to fight here.
Look, no matter where you do it, it's the same.
Then I decided to fight here.
I decided to fight here. I decided to fight here.
Look, no matter where you do it, it's the same.
Then I decided to fight here.
I'm not buying it for you, we broke up
Leave me alone, dance with me again
High school students, problems from before
From the starting point to now, too bad
It's hard not to get serious
It's against the rules to not know
Laugh and show off
I don't want to embarrass you by dressing up
From pocket money to music
Rappers who jump up to those who have no money
Even if you're serious about making money
The gears that make up this society
If your head is spinning and you're hungry
Will you do it now? Can you do it?
I'll do it, E-Tag Hip Hop
As usual, cynical
One critical turn
I decided to fight here
Look, no matter where you do it, it's the same
Then I decided to fight here
I decided to fight here
Look, no matter where you do it, it's the same
Then I decided to fight here
I decided to fight here
You were very kind.
Because of that face of yours.
Yeah.
I thought you might be a bad guy.
You're good at talking, too.
Yeah.
You'll get called on TV for that.
Are you mad?
No, I'm not mad.
Let's switch places, then.
What?
Both of you?
Yeah.
Starting next week?
Starting next week.
I'm scared of shells.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
You're okay?
Yeah.
Can you pee?
I really want to pee.
You were drinking, weren't you?
Yeah.
It was really strong.
You're drinking like an idiot, aren't you?
You were a rapper, weren't you?
You were a proper rapper, weren't you?
Amazing!
You warmed my heart
You moved me
What?
You're weird.
No, you look good.
What's wrong with you?