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[PH] ♪♪
Welcome.
There's a lot of food.
Please sit down.
It's my garden, but what are you doing?
Today is my first meeting with you, Ano-chan and Sasaki-san.
In other words, it's a nice meeting, right?
I hope we can get along there.
I want it to end with the worst normal.
The worst normal.
So we prepared a dinner show like this today.
Oh...
A close friend's dinner show.
In Japanese, it's called dinner spectacle.
I wanted you to know me, Picotaro, so I prepared this.
This dinner show BGM is really funny.
It's PP&P's jazz version.
Ahahahahaha!
[PH] What?!
Apple pen...
It's really funny.
Alright, let's get started.
It's a dinner show, so it'd be nice if you watched it.
That's right.
It stinks, doesn't it?
It stinks every day, doesn't it?
No, no, no.
Isn't it your own spit?
It's the smell of shrimp's anus.
Shrimp's anus?
Shrimp's anus is...
I'd like to start with a song that's been a bit popular recently.
Please do.
I bought a new Samulus and it says its brand name is Gotchi.
Gotchi?
Not Gucci?
That's right.
Buy Gucci, Pikotaro.
I have some money...
Sing it quickly.
The arrowhead is flying.
We made this song based on these sunglasses.
Ndeo Sunglasses.
Amazing face.
Kuruya, kuruya, kuruya, kuruya, kuruya, kuruya, kakura.
Kuruya, kuruya, kuruya, kuruya, kakura.
Thank you very much.
That was great.
Pico-san.
Amazing!
It's really funny.
It was fun.
Then we should get into the song as soon as possible.
Yes.
The more I talk about it, the more Ana-chan's tension goes down and down.
When I see that, I get excited.
What kind of ecstasy is that?
Next up...
[PH] Damn it!
What's with you?
It's you, isn't it?
It really stinks.
It really stinks?
Next up is a song that I'd like to introduce myself to.
I don't drink or smoke.
There's a reason why I don't.
And it's a song based on that reason.
Please listen.
Sake and tobacco.
Come on.
Shasson!
Oh!
Here it comes!
Come on!
It's coming!
Sake!
No?
No alcohol?
I won't drink!
Because I'm a drunkard!
A drunkard!
I'm a drunkard!
Cigarette?
No good?
It's not vinegar!
But it'll be smokey!
It'll be smokey, right?!
That's why it's daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
That's why it's daaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Amazing!
The sound...
The accompaniment is low.
This is fun.
When I'm asked what my favorite word is,
I like to say it when I walk.
I like the word, teke teke.
Teke teke teke teke teke.
Or I like the word, bah!
Bah!
I like those two words.
You like those two words?
Yes.
Please listen to that song.
Teke teke.
That's a nice one.
[PH] Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes!
A good and bad double!
[PH] Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes!
Teteketeke...
[PH] As HIP as it gets!
Sasaki, you seem to like this song.
I like it.
I know you're thinking like this, but can you express your feelings?
Yes, please.
You should do PPAP!
[PH] Hahaha!
That's true, I haven't heard it yet.
That's true, that's true.
And today, for the first time in a while, we're preparing a story.
PPAP's?
PPAP's story version.
How lovely.
He's running.
Such a small voice.
I can't hear you.
I know.
The last part.
Ah...
Pen pineapple!
Apple pen...
I can't hear you.
[PH] It's over.
Thank you, Egui.
Hahaha.
Ano-chan, you two look like you'd get along.
We won't.
You're too loud.
You know, loud mouths are bad.
You look like you're a beginner.
You have a pretty normal diss, don't you?
Hahaha.
That's true.
So, since we're here,
I'd like you to learn about
the official dance of PPAP.
Sounds good.
I don't know this.
Everyone's misunderstanding.
Actually, everyone's wrong.
We're wrong?
We're wrong about this.
Anyone can dance, right?
That's it! I'd like you to teach me. Do you know what a pipi is?
Well, yes.
Somehow.
A pipi you think of.
Somehow.
Yes.
Somehow.
Like this.
Pipi, pipi.
That's good.
Very cute.
Cute.
[PH] Like this.
I have a pen.
I have a apple.
Like this.
Pen.
Can you show me your pen and your apple?
What?
What is this pen?
I have a pen in my mouth.
You just did like this with the pen.
It's like you're putting it between your head and your butt.
That's right.
It's here, Kozaki-san.
It's here.
It's vertical.
You can't hold it like this, can you?
That's right.
So you have to hold it like this, about 1.7cm.
1.7cm.
Like this.
And for the apple, it's like this. It's an iron cross like Flips for Eric's.
No, I don't know. I don't think you know.
It's about this big. You hold it like this and stab it like this.
Apple pen.
Something like that.
And I actually put it here in a small way.
I don't know.
That's right.
Apple pen.
I see. I can't even hold the next one.
That's right. It's hard.
It's hard.
And next is pineapple. Can you hold pineapple normally?
Well, pineapple is like this.
Ah, wonderful. Everyone does like this, even pineapple.
They do, they do.
If you do like this, the cap is one piece.
One piece, so you hold it like this.
I don't know, I don't know.
Apo is this so-called Fitz Foneric.
Who is it?
And this is my son Kevin Foneric.
Who is it, hey?
Who is it?
And, ahem, pineapple, and up.
It's heavy, so if you let it go, it'll go like this.
So you have to put it up.
And add the apple pen stuck in here.
Apple pen...
Pineapple pen...
Yeah.
And pen, pineapple, apple pen.
And finally, you have to return the pen, pineapple, apple pen to God.
Let's try our best to do it.
Let's try it.
B.P.A.P. This is cute.
This is cute.
1.7cm.
Fritz von Erich.
Yes.
Eihada.
Pen.
Eihada.
Apo.
I'll start.
Put it down.
You're a pineapple now.
Are you okay?
I'll start.
Grab it and...
No! No! No!
Picotaro-san...
It's 100 points.
What's good about it?!
I don't know...
I didn't say it at the end, either.
I don't mind this.
I don't care about it.
Yes.
God dwells in the details.
By doing the details properly...
Actually, I've never held a pen or a pencil.
What do you mean?
Not even once.
But everyone has a pen and a pencil when they imitate.
The people who imitate.
In other words, they don't have it, but they can see it.
I think that's what God dwells in the details.
Please sit down.
The lecture is over.
It's too fun.
It's difficult.
Then, could you sit down, Sasaki-san?
Yes, of course.
Why is your name Pikotaro?
My family name is Piko.
It's old for the day of denial.
What?!
Pikotaro.
Is that how you write it?
Yes.
Denying the old, knowing the new, and then Taro.
This is Pikotaro.
What?!
That's a very proper name.
Yes, it is.
We're five brothers, so it's Pakotaro.
What?!
Pakotaro?!
Yes. Pakotaro is his last name.
What a nasty name!
But at the time of his birth, Pako didn't have that meaning.
At the time?
It's only recent now.
But at the time, Pako only had normal Pako.
Pakotaro, Pikotaro, Pukotaro, Pekotaro...
And lastly, Yoshio.
Who is that?
That's his last name.
Yoshio?
Yes.
Mr. Yoshio Harada loves him so much.
No, no, no. That's Pokotaro.
Poppy, Poopy, Po is Pokotaro.
But when it comes to pokotaro, at that time, poko had an image of heppoko.
But at the time, pako was...
It's fine, it's fine.
It's the first time for a show that has listened to me this much.
Is that so?
I sat down and...
What was the moment when PPAP went viral?
The moment when Justin Bieber tweeted was the most exciting.
It was actually September 27, 2016.
It was posted on August 25, 2016.
One month before.
At that time, there was no TikTok like TikTok now, but there was an app called Mix Channel.
I thought it would be nice if Mix Channel became popular, so Kosaka asked AKB members and Lisa of Gurenge what everyone asked for.
At 10 pm today, a ridiculous video called Pikotaro came up, so I asked him to return it and he gave it to me at the same time.
And then it became a hit on Mixed Channel in a few days.
Oh, it became a hit.
For about two weeks, BTS, Black Pink, and Twice copied me.
Wow, that's amazing.
And then when BBC got into trouble and all that, I was in a hurry for a month.
When I was in a hurry, it was morning of September 27th.
Our manager said,
It said, the beaver has arrived.
The beaver has arrived...
It's early in the morning, about 5 AM.
You'd think it's us, the beaver.
That's right.
You'd think it's just a regular beaver.
Beaver? Does it eat?
From Setagaya to where we are now?
It was a jersey.
From there...
Wuuuaaaah!
Chanel, BBC...
Ah, China...
Somehow...
But...
Apex went crazy.
Chairman Matsuda...
Came out?
Said, go!
Oh...
Like this!
I released 140 songs simultaneously.
Wow!
When I was like, wow!
I won first place in Uganda right away.
Wow!
In Uganda?
Yeah.
Something comes in every other day.
That's awesome.
And then, the president of Uganda calls you.
What?!
Trump calls you.
Wow, really?!
Yes.
The expert has a new case.
What?!
That...
Something button...
I see.
Really?!
So, about this area, honestly speaking, I don't have many memories.
I'm too busy.
Surprisingly, the Thai king wears almost the same clothes.
Hahaha!
Just by chance!
So in Thailand, they treat you like a king.
In most countries, they treat you like a king.
You're always greeted with respect.
Wow!
Thailand is ranked among the top countries in both land and air forces.
Wow!
Did you study English?
No, I'm still learning.
I see.
40 articles in the morning and 40 in the afternoon.
They're all in different languages.
Do you still talk to random people?
I always believe in that kind of thing.
Sorry about that.
Is it a fiction or something?
It's a fiction, but looking at 40 countries, it's all a bit shaky.
Of course it is.
I can't believe it myself, but this article sold out all over the world.
Wow.
Of course it does. It sold like crazy.
And then I saw it on TV and I was wearing Don Quijote's son.
Ah, your own virtual goods.
I was wearing a cap with a dancing goldfish uncle on it.
– The unauthorized ones. – Yes.
To be honest, is it expensive?
To be honest, they all go to you.
– Originally. – That's why it's amazing.
But what I want to say is that you built your house right away.
– You built a house where you recorded in a studio once. – Right!
– Amazing! – That's what you built.
– You bought it right away, which means it's a good deal, right? – It's amazing!
– Yes. – Do you still have it?
– I still live in that house. – Wow!
– It's amazing. – But what's interesting is that
Is there any money that comes in from JASRAC?
Yes, yes, yes.
For example, in Japan.
Like, for example, when you watch a TV show and it sells well,
sometimes it's used in an African movie or American movie.
It comes in like that.
Wow!
I'm really grateful for it. I got it all for dollars, yen and pesos.
Wow!
For each pass.
I've said it before, but I've seen various entertainers say,
bam! I've earned this much in one month!
Yes, I said it's different.
Wow!
Yes.
Can you still use the money?
To be honest, we're investing a lot, buying houses and shooting studios.
I see, I see.
To be honest, we're looking for a place without any PPF money.
We've put in a lot of money.
Are there any other reasons for the dinner show?
There are three artists, but Chan is already a white-collar worker.
Saki is a cat among cats.
What do you mean?
So I thought I'd make a song today.
I brought a lot of samples.
Oh, great!
Can you pick a title?
Anything is fine.
First of all, the title.
I bought Switch properly.
You bought it!
Yes.
Switch 2, right?
I bought Switch 2 properly.
It's a great song!
It's a great song?
Shall we make it game sound?
Like, this...
Like, around here.
Wow, wow.
Wow!
It's like a game.
Can I sing?
Can you sing once for me?
Nice.
Let's record this.
I like this 01.
Isn't there anyone who changed Switch 2?
What are you talking about?
Can I drink a lot?
How is Miyasako doing recently?
It's good.
How are you Miyasako?
It's a rhythm.
I'm a meat seller. How are you lately?
It's a roast meat.
It's good.
How are you lately, Miyasako-san?
I'm a guy who steps on it with my butt.
How are you lately, meat seller?
Miyasako-san.
How are you lately, meat seller?
Miyasako-san.
Miyasako, is meat selling well?
How about recently?
Miyasako, is meat selling well?
How about recently?
It's like The Beatles.
Where is The Beatles?
But it's fun.
Right?
It's really fun.
Do you have a theme or something like that?
My garden.
Ah, my garden!
My garden.
Do you have any words you want to put in?
Like a cat.
A cat?
A cat in the garden.
Something like chandelier.
Sparkle.
Sparkle is good.
Chandelier is not.
Then I think you can write it.
What is that?
There is banana.
Banana?
Yes.
Is funk okay?
Funk.
My Garden
There are many cats, sparkles and bananas.
It's Funk.
My My Garden
I like music.
But about 40% of it is hateful.
Something like that.
Cute, funky, very funky.
Like this, Ano-chan too.
Ano-chan too.
Can you sing it in a casual mood?
Yeah, casually.
My garden is
Garden
Cat!
Cat, cat!
Banana, nya, nya!
Very good.
Sassaki-san, come on!
Yeah!
Get out of my face now!
Cat, cat, get out of my face!
Get out of my face now!
He's getting serious.
I don't like you, artist.
Let's do ABEX!
No, we won't do ABEX.
How was it for you, Anjou?
I also felt like the story was amazing.
I can't say it was strong...
Yeah, you're doing well.
I felt like my level was going beyond limits.
No, no, you can't eat it.
When will you eat it?!
You're going to sing, right?
I will.
You'll sing, too?
I will.
What song is it?
I've never sung this song on TV.
Huh? What is it?
It's my first time.
It's a song to celebrate your retirement.
Oh, wonderful.
Then sing it for me!
[PH] I don't know what they are talking about.
He was a fun guy.
I thought it was worth mentioning.
At first, when you were friends or celebrities, you would retreat.
From that small scale, he became world-class.
But now, everyone is aiming for that.
So maybe that kind of movement was new at the time.
I think it was like a previous generation's question.
It was a little interesting.
Interesting.
When it gets cold, let's go to bed
When it's past noon, let's get up
Let's play because we want to
Hey! Where are you going?
Um...
Good luck!
Ten seconds have passed!
This is hard!
Heat training...
Wonderful!
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