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Look at this.
What is it?
It's a goods for radio and television.
Oh!
It's amazing.
Oh, is it?
I didn't know you could make goods like this.
What kind of line is it?
This is a blanket you can use in summer.
You can use it in winter, too.
It's cute.
It's nice.
This is a 1900-yen bill.
Oh.
This is also 1,999 yen.
What?!
And it comes with a sticker.
This is also 1,999 yen.
That's cheap.
Huh? It's cute.
The front is one point, but the back is really…
Oh!
The illustration is cute.
It is.
And this is a tote bag, and this is also 1,599 yen.
This is pretty useful, this size.
I put all of these in my backpack for people who work at work.
I put a lot of things that I have a lot of opportunities to use.
I can take it out when I have a lot of luggage.
We also have new goods with new keys, so please take a look.
Please don't talk about Fuji TV.
Please check out the goods that are not sold at all.
And this Don Quixote Apitapia is limited to July 19th and will be released on Saturday.
Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.
[PH] The…
Bodies!
Thank you for having me.
The Baldies.
Four rock and roll bands who sing only in English.
Not only in Japan, but also in France, they have the biggest rock festivals in Europe.
They are doing well abroad as well.
Thank you for having me.
How did you four meet?
Tuxman is from high school, but me, Marcy and Jim have been together since elementary school and we're like a family.
I think we're the best in Japan and I think we're the best in the world, but we're the closest band.
We always eat together and still go sightseeing together. We're always together.
We're close as much as we can.
What? Wow!
It's not that much.
You don't like me to be with you, do you?
I'm sure you came here because you said it's not that much.
I see.
You don't wear such funny clothes unless you're friends, do you?
I don't wear them because we're friends.
Well, we're friends.
We're close.
Gordie, your English lyrics are distinctive, but why are they English lyrics?
Thank you. Do you have a minute?
No, hurry up.
First of all, rock and roll, which we were influenced by, is American music of the 50s.
We want to convey that charm as it is.
In Japan, there are many Japanese music with wonderful lyrics.
This is a treasure of Japan.
Therefore, when we listen to music, we want to know, read and think about lyrics.
So music that makes you move as you feel it is rock'n'roll.
It's not about thinking, it's about feeling.
Japanese people love festival culture.
Like this.
Like a festival.
But you do the washoi.
Washoi, washoi, washoi.
You do the washoi.
If you do the washoi now,
you can create a great groove.
At this moment,
when you do the washoi,
Japanese people don't think
that's what washoi means.
So, if you can create a groove
with your own feelings in the festival culture,
we believe that rock and roll will be transmitted.
Thank you.
That's amazing.
And how do you make songs?
We only have one theme, and that is to keep rolling forward.
We only say we keep on rocking, and we've made about a hundred songs, but all of the lyrics are the same.
All of them?
All of them are the same.
Everything you say is the same, right?
Everything you say is the same.
So, if it's a hot dog, it's like Dasin' to You, the Music, and just like that,
Let's dance with rock and roll.
That's all we say.
It's boring.
We don't say rock and roll is cool.
We say let's smile with rock and roll.
Let's sweat with rock and roll.
How many years have you been together?
It's been 21 years.
What have you been feeling recently?
I don't feel like an overwhelming freshness anymore.
I'm like, this is rock and roll, right?
It's getting more and more solidified, no matter what.
I try not to do that as much as possible.
Jim, you have long hair, don't you?
If this is rock and roll, you can just roll your hair back and forth.
It's like a rock recall.
And Drummer Marcy, you haven't said a word.
Is rock and roll cool or stiff?
Stiff?
Which one is the easiest to understand?
I think it's probably...
Can you call it bad?
If you look at my hair, you'll see.
It's exactly like Beat Takeshi's hair when he debuted.
You...
Yeah.
You...
No, no.
Yeah, it's like I'll do it anytime.
But I want you to take in new winds and show yourself more and more.
So...what should we do today?
I'd like you to do a first-time experience of life.
Great!
You've never done it before.
Is it possible?
Who's going first?
Can I say it first?
Sure, Jim.
I want to cut my hair.
Sure, sure.
What? Hair?
I want to cut my hair.
You can cut your hair anytime.
I cut my hair myself.
I only cut my hair once a year.
So I've never been to a hair salon.
I want to have my hair cut.
Sure, sure.
Let's do it.
There's a hair salon there.
I'm not there.
The shopkeeper is not there either.
Suspicious.
Then I'll go there once.
Are you going there?
I have to have weird hair style for it to work.
Weird hair style.
I want to have the same hair style as you.
What?
That's gross.
I know.
But it's only hair cut.
I'm sorry.
You bit me.
That's how it is.
I'm sorry.
Have you ever cut someone's hair?
No.
Um...
It's my first experience, too.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Is it your first time?
I'll go with scissors.
Scissors. Oh, nice.
The way you hold it is...
It's going straight.
Oh!
Oh, it's going! It's going!
It's going in a rush!
Oh, it's going in a rush!
Wow!
I cut it.
You cut it a lot.
But it's a lot longer than me.
I'm sweating so much.
Even more sweating.
Wow, amazing!
Well, we have no choice but to go.
We have no choice but to go. It's so long.
But the length is the same.
It's fine.
But the collarbone is scary.
Be careful of your ears.
He's offering.
He's great.
Wow, the back is long, too.
It's better to be serious.
It's getting fun.
This side, too.
Scary...
Should we cut your bangs, too?
How do you cut your bangs?
You can cut it however you like.
Is it okay?
But if you look at it like this, your bangs are long.
It's long.
It's like this...
Right, right.
So it's here.
Can I really look like me?
Sure, sure.
So you don't get caught in the eye.
If it's me, I won't get caught in the eye.
A little more...
Sorry.
This is my bang.
Wait, your eye...
It hits your eye.
It's okay.
It hits your eye.
Here.
Wow, it's amazing.
It's scary.
Chibu-san.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Cute, cute.
You're getting closer to me.
You're like Yaba Yano-chan.
Great.
I'll ask the hairdresser.
I don't know.
Thank you.
You can do it halfway.
I'll do my best.
Please.
Please cut this out and let's have other people's first experiences.
Can I go next?
Yes. What will you do?
Um... I want to be a gal.
What?
I want to make a gal.
You're a pervert.
No, I mean...
Why?
In our generation, gals made culture.
It was booming.
But we didn't have that connection with gals.
Connection...
I want to experience what it's like to be a gyaru.
You want to be a gyaru?
That's it.
I want to experience it.
Taxman, please move.
A real gyaru has come.
Hello.
I'm like, hello.
Wow.
A real gyaru.
Please put on makeup.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's totally different from normal gal makeup.
Totally different.
But it's a double eyelid, so I think gal makeup will look good on me.
Toxman and Jim are on the right and left.
What is this?
I've never heard of Toxman wanting to be a gal.
I've been hiding it for a long time, but I'm a pervert.
As a gal female type, what about gals who are in the strike zone?
No!
That's not true.
It's different.
Gals are like the charisma of the society.
They always lead the times.
I respect you.
You're right.
Jim, how are you doing?
I'm doing great.
I feel safe.
You feel safe?
I do.
That's rude.
It is.
Next, which of you will go first?
Me first?
Me first.
I have a complaint, but I'm being teased a lot by these members.
I've been being teased since I was a student, and I hate being teased more than anything.
What?!
It's painful.
I'd like to borrow this moment and get angry.
Have you ever been angry?
No, I haven't.
I will never get angry.
There are too many factors that can be changed, so you have to concentrate on them.
How do you change them?
For example, Marcy cares about her bangs.
She doesn't like her bangs falling down when she runs, so she runs like this.
So she arrives a little to the right of where she wants to go.
When you have something like that, you want to say it.
That's right.
A while back, we were told to do a food report on a show.
We don't usually go, but we went to an expensive sushi restaurant.
And we ate the super delicious medium fatty tuna that Taishou grabbed for us.
We gave our impressions of it.
I think we wanted to say that it's very delicious because of the fat.
But when we ate it, we were like,
Wow, it's fatty!
Wow!
It's fatty!
We said that.
It's very annoying, isn't it?
And then you say, no, you shouldn't say that!
Everyone attacks you like that.
There's definitely that, isn't there?
I say that.
There is, there is. I think there is, but I think I'm saying too much.
Then, what did you want people around you to say?
No, but...
Is... is that so?
I said I wanted to be swept away.
I didn't want to mess with you after all.
I see...
I'm going to mess with Marcy-san now, and if you think she's a little off, please get angry at her.
I'll do my best.
You can join us, too.
That's dangerous.
He looks like a high school student.
He has a weird face.
He has a very simple face.
He has a weird face and it's disgusting.
Weird?
Weird.
You can be mad.
Oh, he's here.
I'll quit.
Manzai.
You're not angry at all.
No, but I'm at my limit right now.
I can't make a loud voice.
But you can't do a chorus either.
I know that.
But you know, I'm not really an angry person,
so when I push someone away,
I'll just suddenly come up with weird characters.
It can be pretty dangerous and scary.
There was a live performance for his birthday,
and since I'm a shy person,
I dared to hold the mic and appeal to everyone that it was my birthday.
I asked the audience to celebrate my birthday.
And I asked them to turn the temperature and take it for me.
And I said my birthday and everyone said happy birthday and said let's do it like this.
I had to come forward, so my hands were shaking.
But I'm not the type of person to refuse.
I think I was like, boom, and I said something I've never seen before,
like, if you want it!
I was so surprised.
I was like, if you push me away, I'll make you look sharp.
So, what if?
That's so rock and roll, but you say it like...
I do that in my everyday life.
So, this is not your first experience.
No, it's not.
You're not angry.
This is also my first time.
Yeah, you did it already.
I hit the table.
I was able to do it for a little bit.
Oh, you've improved a little? Well, in the future.
Next, then, Roy-san.
Me? Is it okay?
Well, you all have challenged me with various things, but I'm a leader, so I feel like I shouldn't be shaken up in rock and roll.
And we do it in suits, like Beatles style, but
Elvis Presley and Little Richard, the rock and roll I was influenced by, is decent to kawajani.
But I've never done this much rock music before, so I'd like you to do it for me.
I have to decide it myself.
Sounds good.
I have a Kawaii and Regent in my room, so please go and change.
Can I go and change?
I'll go and do it.
I'm most worried about it.
I'm alone.
I'm most worried about it.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
I'll go and change.
Okay, have fun.
[PH] Thanks for watching!
Hurry up and come!
I don't like this.
I know. I know.
I know, really.
Oh, no.
What is it?
It's there, but...
It's good.
It's a light-colored resent.
Is it?
It suits you.
Is it okay?
I hope you say so.
It gives me a sense of the Showa era.
It looks like a Japanese army uniform.
I think it suits you better with a suit.
It's a little...
Is it the right size?
The neck...
It's hard to breathe.
The neck is amazing.
The posture is weird, too.
I see.
This one is finished.
Mr. Taxman, it's finished.
Thank you.
Wow!
But, but, but...
You can see it, right?
I can see it!
Your face is like a girl's.
You're good at makeup.
What's wrong?
Wow!
It's not wow!
Wait a minute!
Line up, please.
I don't know this.
Wait a minute!
I don't know.
I didn't know.
This is really good.
I haven't seen it with the mirror yet.
There's a mirror here, so please take a look.
Ran, please raise it.
Oh, thank you, Ran.
There's one more.
You're laughing.
That's amazing. But you have really big eyes.
Wow.
What's going on?
Your eyes are really big.
What's going on?
How many eyelashes do you have on?
Three on top and one on bottom.
Three?!
You have so many.
But it looks great on you.
I like this one.
I like this one, too.
Your side is a little dim.
I like it, too.
It's good.
But there's another one coming.
The back looks great.
The shortcut.
You can do whatever you like.
How do you like it?
It feels good.
I like it.
Okay, Jim-san. Since you're done...
I'm really done.
Okay, let's have you look back.
The finishing touches.
This is fun.
Okay, let's go.
I'm sweating like it's a live show.
I'm sweating a lot.
It's good!
It's really good!
It suits you!
I wanted to laugh more, but it doesn't suit me at all.
It suits you.
You are her big fan.
Her uncle.
You are copying me.
Can I stand next to you?
With a wet person.
No, no.
With a wet person.
A wet person.
I'm sweating.
It's really good.
It's good.
Thank you.
It suits you.
Yeah, it smells good.
I discovered it.
I feel refreshed.
So you don't extend it for a year, but you can maintain it for a month?
Let me think about it.
I see. Thank you very much.
So, Hive, you have a new perspective and new possibilities.
I feel like there's nothing scary anymore.
That's good.
You sang for us today, right?
That's right!
I didn't know what would happen, but I sang first.
What kind of song is it?
We've been independent from this spring and established our own new agency called Hot Dog Records.
The first shot of it is a sunny side up.
When you open your eyes and look at the sun, the bright side is exposed.
Everyone's bright side should be exposed.
And if you show the bright and fun side, wouldn't the scenery change even more?
It's like our theme song.
Wonderful.
It was the bodies.
What is that?
It was this the bodies.
the bodies.
It's like... This was Bodies until now.
Today it's The Bodies.
It's got a proper the.
The gal makeup was good too.
It was good. I didn't think they'd do it.
Oh, really?
If only Marcy comes next, let's mess up her hair.
Yeah, let's.
I'll go home with no scars.
Radio station's studio.
No radio at all.
Oh, you're funny!
What was your favorite food?
Pork rib ramen.
Can you go home with me?
You promised you'd take me to the school park.
Can we watch this for free?
For free.
Amo-chan's radio broadcast is on TVER's YOUNEXT.
If you missed it, please check it out!
Isn't it amazing?
It suits you!