AISubs v3.6
Huh?
- Your clothes changed! - Yeah.
You noticed.
They were blue ten times before.
Yeah.
Starting now,
they're different versions every time.
Huh.
What do you think? Isn't it cool?
It's cool.
Actually, we have matching clothes. Did you know?
- Oh, the one with Sasaki's tie? - Yeah.
Actually, we have matching clothes.
Because we're friends.
Oh, you think we're friends.
Huh? You don't think so?
I thought we were family.
Oh...
What's with you?
- What's with you? - I'm happy.
- Actually... - Oh...
Our guest musician for today is Ano-chan!
- You're finally here. - I'm finally here.
What we're going to do today is...
Actually, TV Tokyo spent more than a year
trying to get close to Ano-chan.
We're going to deliver Ano-chan's 411 days of close contact.
- You're lying. - Huh?
- What is it? - I don't remember being close contact for more than a year.
By the way, the number of days of close contact is...
11 days in total.
- But it's surprisingly a lot. - It's surprisingly a lot, right?
Yeah.
Apparently, it was open for 400 days during that day.
- There's a trick like that. - It's too much of a trick.
But it's no doubt that TV Tokyo spent more than a year trying to get close to you.
- Well, well, well. - Okay? - Yes.
Ano-chan's major debut was last year.
She's been close contact for a year since then.
- Hey, don't come! - You're too far ahead!
Then...
When it's bright, my eyes get tired.
How much do you have in your wallet?
- A lot. 300,000 yen. - Wow, that's a lot.
Ano-chan's unknown biological color.
Even her current music activities that shine with their faces.
If you look at this, you can see everything about Ano-chan!
Ano-chan! Completely sealed off for 411 days!
May 11th
May? Is this this year?
This is the latest, right?
Good morning!
Please seal it off for me today!
This is really eye-opening!
What are you doing today?
Today I'm doing a photoshoot.
I'm shooting a music video.
She's angry.
She's really angry!
Today, the new song they're shooting a music video for...
is a special song that hasn't been played before.
What?
Good morning!
When they enter the shooting site...
Good morning!
First of all, we'll start with the intro.
"Closer to Potato's Hand".
"Closer to Potato's Hand" is also shot with two cameras.
That's right, the set is McDonald's.
Recently, McDonald's has been...
It's the sound of potatoes being fried.
What?
Also...
Also?
In particular, when the potatoes are fried, they combine it with "tirollon"...
"tirolli mix" is extremely addictive and goes viral...
They collaborate with various artists.
And this time, Ano-chan was chosen as a collaborator.
That's right!
That's right.
I'm glad.
It's selling well.
"Closer to Potato's Hand" is also shot with two cameras.
That's right, the set is McDonald's.
Here you go.
Thank you for waiting.
You made a face.
Of course I did.
What were you thinking at the time?
Wouldn't it end soon?
Don't say that. Don't say that.
I wanted to blend in with the typical McDonald's feel and a little bit of pop.
Weird feel.
Is that what you thought?
That Potato We Ate While Watching TV This Afternoon
You said "that potato"?
Yeah.
I sang it.
Yeah.
Cut!
Okay, let me check it out.
What's up with him?
He's alive.
Director!
He's alive.
Cut!
By the way, what do you eat a lot?
Potatoes.
Potatoes?
I only bought potato chips.
I'm writing lyrics this time.
When I was in high school, I used to go to school, but I couldn't go.
Even when I was on my way home, I bought a McDonald's and went home.
I couldn't leave the house anymore, so my parents bought me a McDonald's.
I always ate potatoes while watching "That Potato We Ate While Watching TV This Afternoon".
That's art.
I used to eat potatoes.
While everyone else is eating lunch, I'm eating McDonald's potatoes.
Two hours have passed since they started filming.
Thank you for the food.
- Thank you for the food. - Thank you for the food.
- It looks good. - Thank you for the food.
Filming went well.
However...
I feel like I'm on a train.
This one is really difficult.
It's really difficult.
The choreography for this one is...
while crossing both hands over and over again...
while doing complicated hand movements...
that could confuse you, it's a super difficult choreography.
Wow, it looks difficult.
OK, pause. Music, start!
Don't look away.
I'm my own character.
I'll slowly open up the world...
and live there.
I'm not good at dancing...
so this one is really difficult.
You're really good at it!
You're amazing!
OK, cut.
She's actually good at dancing.
She can do it in one go, no matter how difficult it is.
I'm not bad at it!
I practice it a lot!
You're good at it!
Don't say I'm good at it!
I'm not good at it...
but I'll do my best!
On top of that...
the music video wasn't the only thing they filmed.
We're in charge of the McDonald's indoor broadcast.
- I'm Deshima. - Nice to meet you.
- I'm Sakamoto. - Nice to meet you, too.
This is the recording of a talk show that's aired
at McDonald's indoor broadcasts all over the country.
Wow, that's amazing.
- Even at convenience stores. - That's right.
The theme of the show is "Thoughts about McDonald's".
Let's go back in time.
You brought back things that your mom bought you a long time ago.
Are you going to read all of this?
- Yes. - I see.
We have some time.
You can read as much as you like.
- No, I don't want to read all of it. - Why not?
Just read as much as you like.
- I don't want to. - Just read as much as you like.
Hello, everyone at McDonald's.
The menu I'd like to eat right now is McFry Potatoes.
While eating my favorite McDonald's fries,
I'd like you to listen to my new song "Smile Agenai".
- You're singing with a hand mic. - Yes.
- That's rare. - It's fun, isn't it?
It's fun.
- Ta-ta-ta-ta. - Here it is.
- Ta-ra-ta-ta-ta. - Give me the ra version.
- Excuse me. - On top of that,
she asked during her break.
I asked you during your break.
Are you mad at me?
- Excuse me. - I don't know why I asked you during your break.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- It's pitch black. - Excuse me.
It's really dark in here.
Because it's bright in here, I can't open my eyes because of the light.
What are you eating right now?
- Sweets. - Is that all you're eating?
That's my plan for today.
- Dark? - When we do a music video, we do a lot of this.
- We make it dark. - Why? Is it because it's bright on set?
Yeah, even if you get tired.
She continues to stand in front of the camera.
The shooting time is 13 hours in total.
- Tough Kikomori doesn't show any tiredness. - Tough Kikomori.
And here is the completed music video.
Pay attention to the difficult choreography that is the most complicated in all of Anochan's history!
(Anochan's Kikomori)
All of the shooting is over after a long day.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- It ended early. - What?
- Please take it easy and rest. - It's a long story.
- Is that all for today? - No.
- I'd like you to show me more. - Of course.
- That's enough. It's boring over there too. - No, it's not.
- From now on... - Who wants to see this?
- I don't think Sasaki wants it either. - No.
- He doesn't want it. - No, I do.
- Really? - I do, I do.
Another Day
- Hey, what are you doing? - Good morning.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too. - What are you doing?
- Today...
- I'm going to... - Creep Hype's...
- Momekaisen's song... - I'm going to...
- read it for you. - Oh, I see.
One day, I'll be rewarded for sure.
This day is a YouTube shoot where she reads the lyrics of the popular rock band Creep Hype's song.
It doesn't matter anymore. Just decide.
One day, I'll be rewarded for sure.
- He'll come for sure. - What?
One day, I'll be rewarded for sure.
- Don't look at me like that. - I'm sorry.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
- What are you doing? - Hey!
It doesn't matter anymore. Just decide.
One day, I'll be rewarded for sure.
Right after the performance, she visits the dressing room.
- I made this pouch myself. - Wow!
- I like sewing. - You like sewing.
- I sewed my own old clothes. - Wow!
I also like wearing headdresses myself.
I don't like throwing things away right away.
There are a lot of clothes I wore in elementary and middle school.
Some people ask me if I still wear them.
I want things to have a meaning.
- If you make it yourself, you don't throw it away. - That's a good point.
Do you have any other hobbies besides sewing?
- I draw and forget about time. - Really?
- Really?
I like being alone rather than hanging out with friends.
- Wow! - Wow!
Is there anything you'd like to do for a fresh start?
- I'd like to go fishing. - Fishing?
- She'd like to go fishing. - Yes.
Why do you do that? What about fish?
- I like looking at fish. - You like fish.
I like how they look. I like looking at dead fish.
I can't stop looking at them.
Wow, scary.
- Wait a minute! - What?
- Don't you think you're using it too much? - What do you mean?
I used it in a show I did with Teretta before.
- It's fine. - What?
- I don't know. It's fine. - Why is it fine?
TV Tokyo was closed for a year, I believe you.
- Right? - No, no, no.
No, it was closed for more than a year.
- I don't like being closed. - Why?
- I want to take a break. - I understand.
There may be more close-ups in the future,
but if you have anything you'd like to say to the staff, please say it.
- Please don't close me up. - No, that's not it.
- Now, Ano-chan. - Yes?
- You're going to sing today, right? - Well, I'll have you sing for me.
Wow! What are you going to sing today?
I'm going to sing a song called "Smile I Won't Give You".
- What kind of song is it? - Well, it's like...
a good song.
- A cute song. - A cute and good song.
A cute song.
It's a McDonald's song.
Is it a catchy song you can enjoy?
- Yes, it is. - Alright.
- Have a good day. - I'm going to sing now.
- Okay. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.
Hey, are you mad?
♪ Watching TV in the afternoon ♪
♪ My brain stopped working and I ran away to the bench ♪
♪ Ketchup, cheese, you're welcome ♪
♪ Morning, early morning treats ♪
♪ One in hand, you're welcome ♪
♪ I'm barely alive every day ♪
♪ If you get angry, I'll get mad ♪
♪ I'll never give you a smile ♪
♪ Task, Nasu, Ochana, and Saisai ♪
♪ I know I'm not strong enough ♪
♪ But I'll step up my game ♪
♪ A player who goes without knowing the rules ♪
♪ If you don't have a manual to learn, game over ♪
♪ Communication with people is difficult ♪
♪ But I feel like I can do it, telepathy ♪
♪ It's surprisingly fun when you get into work ♪
♪ And I'm happy if you praise me ♪
♪ Chiki chiki nage nage bbq bbq ♪
♪ Chiki chiki nage nage mustard ♪
♪ Happy happy set with a song ♪
♪ A cast mine without pickles ♪
♪ Every day I'm barely alive ♪
♪ But I feel like I can do it, telepathy ♪
♪ It's surprisingly fun if you praise me ♪
♪ Don't give me a smile ♪
♪ I'm my own character ♪
♪ I'll give you the world ♪
♪ I'm happy there ♪
♪ I'll never give you a smile ♪
♪ I'm a tea boy who makes tea ♪
♪ After all, I'm just not strong enough ♪
♪ I'm in command ♪
♪ Will you ever be honest with me? ♪
♪ I can't give you a smile right now ♪
♪ Ready? ♪
Also, there were many mysterious parts even if we got close, so we prepared a project like this.
"I want to know more about Ano-chan." "Ano-chan's favorite 50 words."
From 50 words of "ah" to "n" in order, you have to say what you like.
Isn't it difficult?
Then, I will ask you what interests you.
I will ask you what you like.
Can you do it yourself?
Here we go.
Ah.
Thank you.
I.
Itohidofumichan.
U.
Uma.
E.
Ebi.
O.
Oshikko.
Ka.
Kamera.
Ki.
Sha.
Ku.
Kuma.
Ke.
Keshigomumajikku?
Ko.
Ko?
If you like it, you can pass it.
I will pass it.
Sa.
Sakona.
Shi.
Shinuna.
Su.
Sushi, sushi.
Se.
Settou.
I like Settou.
So.
sausage?
Ta.
Takaramono.
Chi.
Chintama-kun.
Tu.
Tsuchimamire.
Te.
Tejou.
To.
Toushatsu.
Na.
Naushika.
Ni.
Nii-chan.
Nu.
Numetta.
Kuroba.
You like it?
I like it.
You like it?
Ne.
Nezumi!
No.
Nojuku.
Ha.
Ha?
Ha!
Ha.
Ki.
Hikarimono.
Fu.
"Fumikiri." "He." "He."
"Hentai." "Ho." "Ho."
"Houseki." "Ma." "Ma."
"Machuppichu." "Mi." "Mi."
"Mister Donut." "Mu." "Musica."
"Me." "Me."
"Medama." "Mo." "Mokei?" "Mokei?"
"Ya." "Ya."
"Yaju." "You." "You."
"You..." "Kill you." "You're disgusting." "Chenna two."
"Pass pass." "Yo." "Yo..." "Yokin." "Yokin."
"Ra..." "Ah, but the boom box..." "Li..." "Li..."
"Rifjin." "Le..." "Le..."
"Ruoshiba?" "Huh?" "Really?" "Le..."
"Lesbian?" "B..." "B..."
"Rock 'n' Rules." "Wa..." "Wa..."
"Watermen." "Watermen." "Oh..." "Oh..."
"O..." "O..." "Ocean view." "Ocean view."
"Mu..." "Mu!" "Let's stop this!"
"Pee!" "I like pee!" "I like it, a lot."
"What do you mean?" "I already like the act of peeing, and everyone says I like bonfires, right?" "I won't say that!"
"Is that the same feeling?" "Eh!" "People who light a bonfire go out of their way to go into a warm room, right?"
"You're in your room, you go out of your way to go out of your way to make a fire in the cold, and then you warm yourself up. ?" "Yes." "I want to pee, too, but I don't bother going. So, when you go out of your way to talk to people, or go out of your way to do a little bit of other work, and it's so bad that you're going to leak it, you're really going to leak it here, then you go, Shah!" "Shah!"
"The sound of a woman's pee?" "Yes." "Shah!" I think it's good that you like to urinate.'' ''But I also have a bit of a restraining habit.'' ''Oh, I see. Eh, I'm sorry, I like stealing. Isn't that a good thing?'' ``Yes, but I admire you.'' " "Oh, no." "Well, it's more like stealing.
It's often seen in movies where thieves do things like this in groups wearing masks. " "Oh, we're talking about a movie." "It seems like a good match. I-I don't really do it, but " "It's something like anime." "Well, of course there are victims, so I don't recommend it." "Of course." "Video photography, too. That's why my fans often ask me to take pictures with them. "Yeah." "Everything.
He stopped and said, ``If it's a secret photo, that's fine.'' ``Yes, it's rare.'' ``So, as we were walking down the street, I said, ``This is Hana-chan, please take a picture.'' ``Yes, if it's a secret photo. ``Oh, I see.'' ``Are you doing that?'' ``That's what I mean.'' ``Yes.'' ``Do you like Lou Osiva?'' ``I do.'' ``Don't lie, dude. (Laughs) "What do you like about Lou Osiva?" "What do you mean, he's like a conductor?" "No, no, uh, his hairstyle." "Yes, his looks? What does he do? Wait, I don't understand anything." "What do you think of my face?"
``His face kind of looks just like the teacher from the hydrogen department at the school I went to.'' ''I don't know, why?'' (lol) ``I have to tell you that I like someone.'' "I-I told you the name of the person I hate." "Eh, where?" "Era, Lou Oshiba." "I hate you!" (lol) "Eh, you hate me?" "What about Chintama-kun?" N"Chintama-kun has a penis." "Dick." I tied him up.
"Finally?" "Yes, it's me who has a keychain like that." "Huh, do you like it?" "Do you like it?" "Are you going to die?" There are a lot of songs like that, but I guess I like them quite a bit because they make a lot of meaningful songs that say, ``Please don't commit suicide.'' Next time, Ano-chan's 411th performance, full coverage
Next time, Ano-chan will be in close contact with the 411th performance.
"Oh, nice!" "Hey!"