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Ano-chan, applause!
What's with the applause?
Applause.
This is the 100th episode of "Denden Denpa" broadcast.
Wow!
100?!
Amazing?
Amazing!
Did you think it would last 100 more episodes?
I didn't think it would last 100 more episodes.
100 is quite a lot.
In any case, the 100th episode we should commemorate is "that episode."
Yay!
It seems like Ano-chan got stuck with the staff of "Denpa" again.
That's right.
I'll show you something special that I've never shown you before.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's special.
Then let's watch the video.
Okay.
Are you embarrassed?
Yes.
Oh, it's the usual Ano-chan.
Good morning.
What are you doing today?
I'm making a variety show.
Oh, no, no.
Syrup.
Oh, I'm sure this is a close fit.
What's this?
You're wearing two watches, aren't you?
No, I'm wearing four.
Oh, four.
They're all different times.
What do you mean?
This is Japan, this is New York, this is London, and this is India.
Huh? Why are you wearing four different things?
I don't know why, but I'm looking at the world.
I have to know the time of four cities.
Which one is it?
I'm wearing four.
It's like Honda and Keisuke.
Oh, there are only two Hondas.
I'm wearing four. It's more like the world.
Honda is two and I'm wearing four.
Come in.
Excuse me.
Yes, please.
It's a little rough, but as you can see from the title, it's like looking at a shocking video of the world.
What are you drinking?
I'd like you to turn your hands over.
At first, it's like a funny story, so please tell me about it.
Okay.
I drink a lot of alcohol before the show.
Huh?
I've been waiting for that.
I'm going to talk about which video was funny.
That's how it ends, but is it okay?
I drank 100 liters.
Liar.
Thank you.
Well, today...
You don't even have to drink it.
If you drink this, you'll grow up.
This is a must-have for work.
It's different in power, so you have to drink it.
What's this?
A money bag?
Yes. Five million yen.
Wow!
It's true!
Five million yen?
Yes.
Do you carry it around that much?
Yes, I carry it around like this, so I can use it.
When you put it on me last time, it was about three hundred thousand yen.
Do you remember?
I remember, I remember.
It was a long time ago.
It means you sold it.
Normally.
Five million yen.
Where did you get it?
What are you doing?
Well...
I'm training.
I only had 12 hours of recording today.
I don't have much stamina.
I don't have enough energy.
I usually do it on days like that.
It's hot like this.
Thank you for the meal.
It's heavy!
It's a little heavy for my feet, too.
What?
I have to put a little pressure on it.
Yes.
I see.
Speaking, moving, and turning my head...
I'm really, really, really fast.
I'm fast and no one can keep up with me.
So I put a little pressure on it like this.
I'm trying to match it with everyone.
I'm trying to match it with the standards.
Oh, you're a little sluggish.
That's right.
I'm doing my best.
It's pretty hard for me, too.
I didn't want to show you this either.
Yes.
By the way, if you remove the weight...
Can you show me what it looks like?
Yes, of course.
I didn't want to show you much of the branding, but it's special.
I wear rule socks a lot, but it's to hide it.
What?
Is it empty?
You're late, Honde. Your movements...
Thank you for your hard work.
It's late at night.
Where are you going today?
I'm going to the park.
- The park? - Yes.
- To the park... - You're quite busy.
I'm going to meet my friends.
- Friends... - After work, I sometimes go like this at night.
The park is under the hill.
There they are! Yo!
What's up with them?
- We're friends. - We're buddies.
- Buddies? - Yes.
From here, Youngham, Mokkim, Tenga.
Who are you?
Yeah, I'm MC Tenga.
Are you ready for a fight?
They're rappers, so they'll rap for us.
So please be careful.
Ignore them, it's okay.
- You're hanging out with rappers? - Yeah.
- We're close. - What have you been up to lately?
Hey, you're used to them, aren't you?
It's none of your business!
It's fun for you to hang out with me, right?
Stop it!
Come on, this is annoying!
Stop fighting!
Hey!
Let's settle this with rap, okay?
From now on, Mokkim and Youngham will rap together.
Beat, let's go!
Yo, yo, I know you're new here.
But you're not a rapper in your hometown.
All I know is good words.
Your existence is small.
That's why you're a miserable rapper.
I'm sorry for saying that.
You're just a miserable rapper.
- You said it twice. - I'm sorry.
You should be sorry.
There's that guy next to you.
You should be sorry.
There's that guy next to you.
If you're going to rap like that, you'd better move on.
Or if you're a B-boy, you'd better mess it up.
You can't be famous in this park.
You're just a boy.
Listen up, this is rap.
You're a piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit. You don't have much vocabulary.
The winner is Youngham!
You're a piece of shit.
You guys are my friends.
You're the best. I've been looking for you.
Um, what's that?
Oh, this? This is a gossun kugi.
Why? You're Sato Koichi of Magic Hour.
Yeah.
Recently, everyone is licking their necks in the rap world.
I get really mad about it.
I can fight when I have to.
This is popular.
This is for real. I'm doing this, master.
No you can't.
This isn't a parking lot.
It says 64 or 63.
Yeah.
It's a park.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Huh?
Can you give me that bench?
But...
The rapper who wants the bench...
It's okay. I can rap and win.
The mysterious rapper...
King of Gossun Kugi.
Yeah, I want to rap and I won't give up.
What I'm saying is right in front of you.
Give me the park and the bench.
The winner's chair is at the top.
Koki, good job.
Well, if you win, I'll do it, but don't pretend to be happy. You just ride it and slide it, okay?
When you come to the park, you must do it, weak man, okay?
Junkie-chan, it's been a hundred years since you sat on the bench.
Just slide it, Koki-san.
I'm the king of this park. It won't work for you.
This is my bench. I'll be waiting for you next time, revenge.
No, I won't do it next time, revenge.
If you're going to rap like that, cut it out.
What did you leave behind on the bench in the park?
This is the first page.
Yeah, but with this, I know I can't lose, so I'll do it.
I live my life the way I live it.
If you lose, it's over, sudden death.
The possibilities you don't feel.
One-time rap is all you have and it's not enough diversity.
Don't think you can sit on this bench with your blue iron.
It's really impossible for me to give you up.
Shut up and lick it.
Hey.
That was a pretty good bath.
It's my excuse.
What's going on now?
At this time of day, rappers gather like this in this park.
If you come here, even if you don't like it, the rap battle will start.
That's why I'm here to polish my rap skills.
Take me to the land of dreams.
What kind of rap will you give me?
I don't know. Tonight, the full moon's sky will shake.
Do you know?
What is it?
Is that such a statement?
Can you stop saying that?
I'm really doing it properly.
You're lying.
It's not like that at all.
If you rap, everything will get stronger.
Don't you like rap? You're hanging out with rappers.
They're my only friends.
Stop it.
Like youngham.
Who is youngham?
Youngham is a word that I'm good at.
It's too trivial, isn't it?
In the first place.
Why do you drink alcohol when you work?
I make drinking time into drinking time.
If you drink, you can understand a hundred things.
You're lying.
A world of understanding a hundred things.
It doesn't go up.
Even if you say a world of understanding.
I'm trained in rap.
It doesn't go up.
It's raining.
Good morning.
What's with this outfit?
Are you Anon-chan?
Yes, I'm Anon.
Are you off from work today?
As an entertainer, I'm off today.
I have somewhere I want to go.
I see.
Can I come with you?
Sure, go ahead.
Are you dressing up?
No, I'm trying to avoid sunburn.
Anon-chan is dressed up.
I always come here on days when I don't have recordings or live performances.
What is this place?
This is a sauna.
A sauna?
Yes.
As expected of a sauna, shooting is difficult, isn't it?
Not at all.
Since we're here, please join us.
Yes.
Over there?
No, no.
Push-ups.
That's right.
I do push-ups as a side job.
I've been busy lately and haven't been working at all.
Well, shall we start the engine now?
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Awesome!
How dare you say such a thing!
Nah, I'd like to hear it live.
To tell you the truth, I've been using too much heat for years, and I have a bomb on my shoulder.
Are you a pitcher?
I've been using too much heat.
Ouch!
Ms. Ano Manpei!
Ano Manpei!
I'm fine now.
I can't use any more heat.
There's someone waiting for me, so I'm going!
Hey, Ano Manpei!
Sorry to keep you waiting! Let's go!
It said "wood desire" on it!
Hey!
Why do you do heat waves?
This heat filled space increases my inspiration.
That's rare.
When I'm actually doing熱波, I think of you.
Really?
A lot.
The back of my throat is tingling.
When I'm in the sauna,
I think of you.
That heat made me have a sore throat.
It motivated me a lot.
That's why I wrote it.
What?
To be honest, I'm tired of working with artists and Neneha Te.
But the heatwave made me who I am now.
I don't want to quit heat wave hand.
What?
Liar!
What?
Hey.
What?
You're really doing heat waves, aren't you?
That's right.
I've been doing it for a long time.
I've been hiding it.
And you've been going all over the world.
That's because I have a long history.
Which country's sauna was the most popular?
India, India.
I've been to Finland, too.
She said Finland.
Yes, Finland.
How many times do you go to the sauna?
300 times.
That's crazy.
It's hot.
It's really hot.
300 degrees?
When I'm doing heat waves...
When you're doing heat waves...
I wonder if I get a lot of inspiration.
Really?
Really.
Really?
It's true.
That's suspicious.
It's a lie.
Is it a lie?
What is it?
Because I don't want to tell everyone about my private life.
Then what kind of video is it?
It happened on April 1st, right?
Yes.
So it's April Fool's Day.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
So it's a lie.
Where did you shoot that rap battle?
It was raining a lot.
It was in Kohonta Park, but it was in Teito's parking lot.
Isn't that Roppongi?
Roppongi.
Who's the rapper?
Is he the real rapper?
Yes.
He was good, too.
The staff witnessed Usomitchak's real lie.
What is it?
He couldn't say "gosunkugi" well in rap, and he was so embarrassed that he ran away from the camera.
What is it?
My rap was pretty messy.
It was good.
The way you say it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Youngham was like, "Ooh."
Who's that?
Mokkin, Youngham, Tenga...
Mokkin.
It was amazing.
It wasn't serious.
It was serious, but at the end, he said "gosunkugi" and I said "gosunsugi."
That's not good.
I made mistakes a couple of times.
I'm going to tell you the truth.
Shut up and lick it.
It's "gosunsugi."
Wait a minute.
I was like, "Whoa!" for a bit.
What an episode.
You did your best for the sauna shoot, too.
I did my best.
Was it really hot in there?
It was really hot.
Wow, what a nice room.
I've never been in a sauna before.
I know, right?
I was like, "Wow, it's so hot in there."
But those guys looked like they were having a hard time more than me.
You really are a role model.
And today, you'll be singing for us, right?
That's right.
This time, we used Spotify's voting feature to vote for songs you'd like Ano-chan to sing for you.
And you'll be singing the song that came in first place!
Okay!
This is from the fans and everyone who voted for us.
Okay.
Did you vote?
I did!
Do you think it's in there?
What did you vote for, by the way?
apache.
No one voted for "apache."
No, no.
Now, please announce the top three.
First of all, third place...
fuhen.
Third place is "fuhen," right?
It's a very popular song.
But I sang it in my first take, too.
Ah, I see.
Now, please announce second place, too.
Second place...
Second place is...
Ta-da!
yellow jute.
I see.
Well, it's pretty recent.
Now, then...
What's first place?
First place is...
konaato.
I'll sing it and announce it!
It's streaming on Spotify right now.
Please listen to it!
I'm listening too!
What are you listening to?
apache.
There's no one listening to "apache."
There is!
Everyone, please listen to it!