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You're kidding me, right?
All kinds of life, fully.
Tonight, two gold medalists will participate.
It's not good for a top athlete to be stupid.
Call for me, Tanaka.
Check out the gold medalist's English ability.
Write the following word in English.
The correct answer is "Olympics".
This is already a service problem.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Well, you all watched the Olympics last year.
That's right.
Mizutani-san, who participated in the Tokyo Olympics, and Kusaki-san...
Yes.
I wonder if you wrote it correctly.
Of course we did.
No, we didn't write it.
It's a problem if you didn't write it.
No, if we didn't write it, I'm sorry.
I'll write it in response to that medal.
No, of course we did.
Did you write it?
It's okay.
Well, first of all, let's look at how table tennis players do it.
Let's look at Mizutani-san's "Olympics".
Here it is!
"Olympics".
Yes, that's correct!
Congratulations, Mizutani-san!
You're amazing!
Mizutani-san's eyes were shaking like crazy.
It's because table tennis is the most important sport.
Isn't it too obvious?
No, no, I was surprised, though.
Now, let's look at the Tokyo Olympics wrestling gold medalist, Susaki-san.
I think it's okay.
It's okay.
Susaki-san's "Olympics" is this!
"Olympics".
That's correct!
I'm relieved!
I'm a little nervous.
I'm nervous!
What if I get it wrong?
It's a little embarrassing, isn't it?
Now, among them, was there anyone who wrote "golin" in a different direction?
Oh, what direction could it be?
Kanade-san.
Me?
Yes, Kanade-san's answer.
Here it is!
"Five loops".
No, it's exactly like that.
Isn't it direct translation?
It's not direct translation.
No, it's not direct translation.
"Five loops".
It's direct translation, but first of all, the loop...
Oh, it's "l" here.
If it's a loop.
Well, this loop is...
Either way, it's wrong.
It's the most embarrassing one.
Even though you ran away with it, you got it wrong.
I wanted you to write "Olympics" in "golin".
No, it's difficult.
Yes.
Now, next...
Yes.
Motochibi-maruko-chan, Morisako-san.
What?
With this?
For English, A-level and A-level class,
TOEIC 970 points.
That's right.
She also studied abroad, so of course she can write it.
Of course I can.
Morisako-san's "Olympics".
This one!
Let's see it.
"Olympics".
"Pics".
You're kidding me!
"Olympics"!
What's "Olympics"?!
Don't you say "Olympic" in English?
Don't you say "Olympics"?
If you say "Olympics", it should be "Olympics", right?
I've never seen it recorded like this.
Takahashi-san, what do you think?
No, no...
"Pics" is bad!
She's about to be kicked out of school.
"Olympics"!
Don't kick me out of school!
"Olympics"!
That's wrong!
It's the worst.
"Olympics"!
Really?!
I've learned a lot!
What?!
You're honest!
I think you have a vertical line in your face now,
so I'll put it in CG.
Can you say "I'm in pain"?
Okay.
"I'm in pain"!
That's good!
That's cute!
You'll run away with Tsumarko-chan, right?
Yes.
If you say it like that, everything will work out.
Let's go with that today.
Let's continue like this until the end.
Let's go!
It's my main job.
Can we hear the English lyrics properly after this?
(Laughter)
This broadcast is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Yes, sir!
Mitsubishi Electric!
When we live together, we notice little changes and get along with each other.
Huh? You know what I mean?
I know what you mean! My nose is running!
We casually notice each other and fall asleep again.
We recognize each other's differences.
The air conditioner we live in together also notices, notices, and looks at each one of us.
Mitsubishi Air Conditioner.
Kirigamine!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmaceutical!
If you leave scars that haven't healed yet alone, they may remain!
Huh?!
Then, add anon!
By repairing the damaged skin tissue from the inside, you can make the scars less noticeable!
Try continuing!
Add anon!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmaceutical!
My buttocks are itching!
Even if you wash it clean...
It itches!
No matter how many times you wipe it...
It itches again and again!
Kirigamine Pharmaceutical's "buttocks"!
With this anon, you can repair the itching that keeps reappearing!
For itching in the anus...
"Buttocks"!
This time, only one subject! English only!
Now is the age for 3rd grade elementary school students to learn English.
The more English you can speak, the more work you can do.
You can shoot overseas.
You can be an athlete.
You can be an overseas reporter.
You can be a famous player.
You can be Messi, Ronaldo...
You can even win a gold medal!
By the way, who is confident in first place?
Yes, who is confident in first place?
Who is confident in first place?
Who is confident in English and can speak it well?
Mori-san, are you okay?
But I have first and second grade English.
First and second grade?!
Yes.
Then you are pretty good.
Then you might be amazing.
Then...
And one more!
Your mother is Filipino.
And you are playing in English with your mother.
Yes, we do.
And my son is 2 years old.
But he is enrolled in an international preschool.
Oh, I see!
And he wrote his contact information in English.
Wow!
I'm sure he can do it!
I'm only interested in Mori-sako-chan.
I also took English classes for four years of college.
So I can't lose to him!
I'm sure you can do it!
And more!
From Johnny's to HiHi Jets' Igari-kun!
From Harada Ryuji-san to Golden Bomber's Darbysh-kun!
As you can see, ten of them took English exams!
Who seems to be a tough student to go abroad?
Write the following word in English.
"Katsura" (wig)
Yes!
The correct answer is "wig", right?
Yes!
Now, let's see Takaishi-san's answer, who is confident in English!
Here it is!
Wig
Yes, that's correct!
Wow!
As expected of you!
Wig
As expected of you!
Meanwhile...
Mori-san!
Yes!
Mori-san!
Yes!
Yes, Mori-san's answer is...
Here it is!
Heh, do do do do
Do do do do
What is this!?
There is a lot of things you can do before you get here.
Don't make me laugh!
I want to know why you said "dodododo".
"Dododododo" is not Jojo's weird adventure.
It's not "dododododo".
It happens a lot when it comes out.
I made it just in case.
You made it, didn't you?
No, no.
It's irrelevant and stupid.
Why did you use it, Ikko?
This is exactly what "don" means.
It's not "don".
It's organized.
You're running away with a smile.
Next.
Use the next word in Japanese.
The Scandal (Scandal)
The scandal?
This is incorrect.
Mori-san, why did you look back and see Harada-san behind you?
Speaking of “Scandal”, it’s Harada-san.
You can't look at Harada-san.
You have to look at him for a long time.
You came all the way to see me like this.
I was wondering what kind of face you had.
It's not "what kind of face you have".
Harada-san, you didn't like it, did you?
I'm sorry.
Young people say "I'm sorry".
If you're human, you should be judged.
That's right.
Harada-san is kind.
Can I look at you?
There is someone who wrote it with an evil image.
Mori-san.
Mori-san's answer is this.
"Report".
But you wrote "?"
It’s a shame that you wrote “Fragment”.
There are “scandals” other than “marriage”.
“Scandal” doesn’t mean “marriage” only.
Is that so?
The “marriage” is different.
You can't look at me like that.
Can I look at you?
You can't look at me like that.
You looked at me too clearly.
You usually look at me only once.
There is someone who is more familiar with "scandal" than anyone else.
Harada-san.
He is familiar with it.
It can't be helped.
Let’s look at “Scandal.”
“Big Words”
That's right.
Isn't it correct?
It doesn’t mean ‘marriage’.
It's correct if it's Harada-san.
Don't you look at me here?
I thought I shouldn't look at you.
You laughed so much that you couldn't turn around.
I'm sorry.
I thought you were very subjective.
I'm not subjective.
You're messing with me.
I'm sorry.
You can't look at me like that.
I said you can't look at me like that.
But you really can't look at me like that.
You're too frank.
You can't look at me like that.
You can't.
You can't look me like that.
You can't look at me like that.
Make the next word Japanese.
“Corporation”
It's a little difficult, isn't it?
It means "collaboration".
When "co" appears before the word,
When you say "together" or "in common"
you can add meanings like that.
Now, Darvis.
Please, I beg you.
Darvis's cooperation is this.
"Kabuto Mushi" (Headbutt)
What is it?
I don't know.
Cooperation, cooperation, cooperation, kabuto mushi...
It doesn't make sense.
It is not good to say it with such force.
It doesn't make sense.
By the way, there is a local supermarket called "ACOP".
Yes, I know ACOP.
They sold kabuto mushi there.
What?
And?
And? Remember it.
They sold a lot of kabuto mushi.
They sold kabuto mushi in a supermarket.
That is not a kabuto mushi shop.
It is not good.
The angle is not good.
Look at the following illustration and answer in English.
In the meantime, Mori-san.
Yes.
Let's see your answer.
This one.
Cucumber.
That is correct.
Great.
Cucumber can do this.
Yes.
Stupid, you can't read it.
Yes.
My parents-in-law are farmers.
Is that so?
Yes.
They buy fresh cucumbers in the morning and eat them.
That is cute.
Farmers' cute children are the best.
They are pure.
Well, Mori-san.
You are good at English.
Please.
This is your cucumber.
Cucumber.
What?
No.
It is not "no".
What happened?
I don't usually write English.
I either type it or text it.
Text or text?
My cell phone always says "autocorrection".
Autocorrection?
English is like that.
No, no, no.
I never write.
You are like a funny person.
You are funny in general.
I relied too much on prediction.
I was wondering how to write "cucumber".
That is because Mori-san is answering.
Yes.
The cucumber is melting.
Mori-san.
Yes.
Mori-san, please don't say "cucumber" all of a sudden.
If you say so, please say it in a cute way.
I am having a hard time.
Scary.
Let's continue.
You are getting better and better.
I got better and better.
I got better and better, too.
Well, Kusanagi-kun.
Yes.
This is your answer.
"Cut".
It is close.
The beginning is right.
Yes, "cucumber".
Yes, the beginning is right.
"Cucumber".
It is like "cucumber".
I was trying to write "cucumber".
I think there is a possibility of one percent.
No way.
There is no way.
Why?
There is no way.
You are being mischievous.
But I think there is a possibility of one percent.
I believe in that possibility of one percent.
What is wrong with believing in that possibility of one percent?
Why did you say "cut" in reverse order?
I wrote it because I thought it was wrong, but I wrote it because I thought it might be "cut".
Don't make fun of me like that!
Don't write "cut" in reverse order.
There is no excuse for making excuses.
Could you stop making fun of me like that?
I can't make fun of you like that.
If you weren't cute, you would have said it like this.
Let's move on to the next question.
Translate the following English into Japanese.
The correct answer is...
Morris changed "pinch" to "chance".
Turn "a" into "b" and change "a" to "b".
"Opportunity" means "opportunity" or "chance".
That's how it was translated.
Here is Darvish's answer.
It's not peach!
Isn't it peach?
This is terrible!
It's a shame that he took peach.
I already knew Morris.
What? You knew Morris?
What is that?
I knew Morris, but I just didn't write it!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
He lied and disappeared!
I didn't play any band.
You're always lying!
That's not true!
You didn't play it, did you?
You're lying like a performer!
Don't lie!
He has a habit of lying.
I'm sorry!
Please be careful!
Next, Mr. Igari!
Yes!
Mr. Igari's answer is this!
Among opportunities, there is a Marleystein pinch!
What is this?
I really didn't know at all!
First of all, I don't know what "opportunity" is.
I don't know what "opportunity" is in Japanese and English.
It's not a zero, is it?
I was wondering if there is such a thing as "Marleystein pinch".
"Marleystein pinch"?
Isn't it too long?
I thought it might be a mature language.
What's wrong with that one percent?
That's not true!
Please say it!
Is it better than eight million yen?
No, no!
I'm sorry!
These two people are one percent brothers, but you're a liar brother.
I'm the only one here.
You liar! You're getting on my nerves!
Please pray for my passing an examination.
The correct answer is "Pray for my passing an examination."
"Passing an examination" means "passing an exam."
And Ms. Kanade's answer is...
I wrote it down.
You wrote it down, didn't you?
Ms. Kanade's answer is...
Please bash me.
What is this situation?
Please bash me.
Don't do that! I know it.
If you say "I'm a do-m," it will be publicized.
I'm a do-m.
No, it's fine.
I didn't say it to make you look like a do-m.
I just said it so you can see it.
You know it well.
Don't show your personality.
Next up...
I think some students are worried about this.
Mr. Kusanagi.
Mr. Kusanagi's answer is...
I want to live more excitingly.
There are more exciting things than you think.
That's right.
Ah...
You're going to die!
Don't forget to breathe!
Wait a second!
Well...
I also...
I don't want to digress, but...
I thought it was different!
But...
But I thought it might be different!
And I wrote it!
This time it was different!
But what's wrong with that?
Don't say "exotic" there!
Do it right now!
That was really passionate!
Is there anyone...
who answered...
the grasshopper?
Igari!
Igari's answer is...
This one!
Feel my momentum.
That's what you said, right?
You were in the same class!
Let's go together!
Wow! I'm happy!
You said you wanted to go with me, and...
Feel my momentum.
Feel it on your back!
Breathe it in!
Listen to some of the music playing...
and write down the lyrics in English.
Here is the song that became a problem!
It's a famous song called "money, money, money" on the cover.
This time, we will have you listen to the lyrics of "money, money, money".
Morisako-san, let's have a look.
You got it right!
That's amazing!
If you look at the lyrics and then listen to the song, you will be able to understand it.
Let's have you listen to the song.
That's amazing!
You can only hear it in the song!
That's amazing!
You can only hear it in the song, right?
You can only hear it in the song, but...
What does it mean?
Money, money, money
It must be cool and interesting
In the world of rich people
To put it bluntly, it's like this...
It's a song that the people who don't have money look at the world of rich people and make money.
That's what it means.
If you listen to the lyrics, you will understand it.
It's a bit sarcastic.
This song is actually a man's song, but it's a good song even if it's a man's song.
Harada-san!
Here is Harada-san's answer!
It's written here...
I would like you to sing this song!
Please stand up!
Please turn on the music!
Here we go!
Money, money
Money running
It's a dispense bomb
That's not it!
Cash dispenser!
That's the correct answer, isn't it?
It's money! It's money! Run! Run to the cash dispenser!
That's not it!
Is it not?
What is that lyrics?
It's a story about people who went to withdraw money in a hurry.
I'm miserable.
Why did you say you were a bad girl?
You like everything, don't you?
I wanted to do it, too.
I wanted to say it someday.
Then, next, Mr. Igari.
Yes.
Mr. Igari's song.
The answer is this.
Yes.
He wrote something.
Please stand up and sing it.
It's his real job.
Yes.
Money, money, money.
Fussing with the money.
In the respect of money.
It's not funny.
It's not cool.
You were forced to do it.
Suddenly, suddenly.
When you first finished running, you suddenly stopped.
No, I don't want to put it in.
It's not that tight.
It's not.
I asked and it was a little different.
Fussing with the money.
Do you start fussing from Monday?
That's right.
That's a good joke.
Next, Mr. Darbys.
Mr. Darbys's answer is this.
Yes.
Yes, stand up.
Yes.
Money, money, money.
Mr. Malick.
English study boy.
What is it? It's correct, isn't it?
It's not correct, is it?
Why does Mr. Malick come out?
I can only hear it.
I can't hear it.
Why did you become Mr. Malick?
It's strange.
And English study boy.
You have to be the same class.
It's the opposite.
It's completely different.
Next, Mr. Kusanagi.
Mr. Kusanagi's answer is this.
Yes, stand up.
Let's sing.
Money, money, money.
Good luck!
Don't give up!
I didn't give up!
You sounded like Ai-chan in table tennis.
You said "Good luck!"
It's not "Good luck, Ai-chan!"
You didn't get a point.
Ai-chan didn't get a point.
To the next English question, answer in English.
What is your favorite song?
You know, right?
What is your favorite song?
If you answer the name of the song you like, you get it right.
That's right.
First, Mizutani-san.
Here is Mizutani-san's answer.
Arashi
Do you like it?
I thought it was the easiest to write.
Wait a minute!
The reason is...
It's not because you like it.
As a junior, I like it.
Of course you like it.
You like it, don't you?
"Arashi" is a song with an Olympic theme.
That's right.
I like "kaito".
"Kaito" is a good name.
I was thinking of writing "kaito".
But the spelling was a little off.
Did you listen to "kaito" before the game?
I did.
When the wind blows...
You don't remember it at all!
I can hear you singing.
Don't look down on me!
Why do I have to look down on you?
You listened to it, didn't you?
I did, but...
It's been a year since I listened to it.
Who else is interested in "kaito"?
Yes.
Mr. Igari.
Yes.
Mr. Igari's "kaito" is...
"Without Me" by Eminem.
Stop introducing songs like that!
But if you like Eminem, you like rap.
I really like it.
I listened to it at the studio earlier.
I love rap.
Let's do it like an impromptu.
Impromptu rap?
It's like Eminem's freestyle rap.
Yes, it is.
Can you do it?
Well, yes.
I'm focusing on music today.
Since you're here,
can you say "Mr. Tanaka"?
Mr. Tanaka.
I see.
Yo!
Mr. Tanaka.
Yeah!
"Um, Mr. Tanaka?" I say, but you're not cool at all! Yeah!
"Mr. Tanaka!" I say, but you're an idiot! Yeah!
Somehow, you're always running away from everything, and you're not funny at all!
Hey! That's enough!
If you're too nice, you won't be funny at all!
Hey, you're kind of cool!
No, it's not like that!
Hey, what's going on with you and this student?!
I don't like it!
It's a disaster!
It's not a disaster!
It's hip-hop, so it's better if you diss it!
If you don't have respect in dissing...
It's just a scratch.
That's right!
Now, for the last one!
Yes!
It's a speaking question!
Speaking test!
You took the speaking test, didn't you?
You did, didn't you?
Now, an English teacher from Jamaica, Mr. Ricky,
can you say "please make me laugh" in English?
Now, Mr. Ricky will make you laugh.
Yes.
Mr. Mizutani, were you able to do it?
It was really hard for me to speak with him.
I almost cried!
I couldn't speak with him at all!
Please turn around!
I can't speak with him!
Let's watch it!
Will the students be able to clear the questions?
She's here!
Ms. Morisaku!
Hey, how's your day today?
It's been great.
I think, yeah, it's sunny today.
Do you like the weather?
Do you like the weather today?
Yes, I do!
It's just magnificent!
I know, it's sunny outside.
Wow!
Amazing!
Now, the students will be challenged with...
Please say 'please make me laugh' in English.
How do you say it?
Everyone's worried about it.
Oh, can you make me laugh?
That's fast!
Are you sure?
Do you really want me to make you laugh?
Yes, I do!
I have a pen.
Yes.
And I have an apple.
Okay.
Apple pen!
Oh, my gosh!
What a surprise!
You did it!
I think I know that joke, but...
You know that joke?
It's kind of old, but...
Yeah!
This question is about whether you can use "make me laugh" in English, but...
What else?
Make me... make me laugh!
Wow! Both of you got it right!
Katashi and Susaki got it right as well!
10 points out of 10!
However...
Harada, who is the oldest in the class...
He's suddenly standing up.
I want you a smile.
You want my smile, okay?
Yeah.
A big smile!
That's good!
Yes!
You said you wanted a smile, right?
I got your smile.
Is it wrong?
It's wrong!
Since he said "I want you a smile",
the teacher just smiled and that's why he got it right!
Next up is Mizutani-kun!
Oh, thank you!
You say something...
Fun words...
Say happy words...
Happy words...
Fun words...
Oh, fantastic!
It's wrong even if you smirk and laugh!
No, no, that kind of "fantastic" isn't funny!
As for this student...
Uh... you!
Me?
I?
Smile!
Laugh!
Uh...
Smile?
No...
Okay, okay, okay!
You do that to me, too!
You don't say "you do" to everyone!
Do it when I'm not around!
- Stop! - She came up with something!
Isn't that an order?
What's with the weird face? What are you doing?
I want you to do something with me!
Don't force yourself to laugh and do it!
It's funny.
She managed to pass by 5 points with her strength!
And there's another student who will show off her strength!
What's this?
Stop it!
Ricky-san is laughing!
It's OK, right?!
Ricky-san is laughing!
The league was bad, but she managed to pass by 5 points with her strength!
And there's another student who is struggling!
- You can do it, right? - I lost.
- Very, very favorite link. - Oh, you lost a favorite link.
- Yes. - And you're sad.
- Very sad. - Very sad to hear that.
- I hope you find it somewhere, sometime. - Yeah, please, gag.
- Suddenly? - Gag.
- You don't have to say it. - Okay.
- Look me.
- It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Has anything to do with the first question? - Okay.
- All forget. - Scary, scary, scary, scary.
- Scary, scary, scary. - Scary, scary, scary, scary.
- And his name is... - Hello, my name is Ricky.
- What's your name? - My name is Kenji Darvish.
- Oh, Kenji. - Kenji, what's your occupation?
- Occupation. - Occupation?
- My first passion.
At this point, all they can do is worry, but challenge the challenge!
Make me laugh?
How can I make you laugh?
Is it a movie?
It's not a movie!
They keep worrying for 5 minutes!
How can they escape from the panic room that Darvish- kun came up with?
You want me to do this?
Yes! Hakkyoi!
Hakkyoi!
No gota! Yes, please!
Please, please!
What are you doing?!
Why are you pushing me?!
Is it Ricky-sensei's turn?!
What are you doing?!
He's angry!
He's mad!
Smile!
It's not a smile!
I don't get it!
He's pulling me!
Thank you very much.
First of all, MORISAKO.
That's amazing.
That's great.
But TAKAHASHI and SAKI too.
I did my best.
I envy you for being able to have that useless conversation.
Can you talk with TAKAHASHI and SAKI?
Can you talk about what happened today?
Please show me here.
Can they show their talent?
English conversation battle starts now.
Ready, go!
How are you feeling today?
I'm having a lot of fun.
That's good.
I'm a little nervous.
I'm a little nervous today.
I don't know if I can get a perfect score for them today.
I'm a little nervous.
TAKAHASHI, you're fast.
Wait a minute.
At least stop there.
MORISAKO wins.
And MIZUTANI too.
It's a little forceful.
Is that a suspicious judgment?
No, it's not a suspicious judgment.
You are suspicious.
That's no good.
And DARVISH.
It was a little dirty.
What is SUMO?
SUMO was strong.
I'm not asking you about your impression of SUMO.
I had a strong feeling about SUMO.
I don't want to do SUMO with DARVISH.
He has a white face.
I can only see his white face.
I felt it.
He is angry.
I'm sorry.
I haven't introduced one person yet.
What's wrong? Are you sick? Are you okay?
I see.
Why are you acting like a handsome guy?
I'm not a fan of darkness.
You look old, but you're not.
Now, speaking test that Mr. Ricky said he was in trouble than Mr. Darbysh.
I am shocking.
You're shocking?
My legs...
Ouch!
Are you okay?
Ouch!
Are you okay?
Please.
Go ahead. Please.
Don't make me laugh.
Okay. Go ahead.
No, no, no. Free talk.
Free talk?
What?
No slip... talk.
It's not a slip of the tongue.
Slip?
No slip talk.
Let's make him laugh with Mr. Ricky's slip of the tongue.
Slip?
It's not a slip of the tongue.
Slip?
No. No slip talk.
And...
Cokie.
Cokie?
Wicky?
He can't communicate with just talking, so he'll communicate with body language.
No.
No?
Ricky, no?
Ricky, talk.
And...
Hahaha.
Ricky, talk. Hit him.
Do your best.
It's a little difficult. It's a little difficult!
But he can't communicate at all.
Ricky, gag.
Oh, there's a gag.
Short gag.
What?
Is it short?
Is it okay if it's short? Is it okay if it's long?
Ricky, short gag. Short gag, please.
Show me.
Oh, you did it.
Oh, something is coming.
What is it?
Samurai!
Change!
My turn!
Your turn? OK, your turn.
Samurai!
Shut up!
What's wrong with you?
What's with that face?
After 30 minutes of struggle, Kusanagi couldn't deliver his message at all.
Did you try to deliver it?
No, I didn't.
You have a funny gag.
Actually, it's a gag.
No, it's not. I just made it up.
It's amazing that you made it up and accepted it.
It's funny.
Can I have it?
I really want it.
Samurai!
Shut up!
What's wrong with you?
After 30 minutes of struggle, Kusanagi couldn't deliver his message at all.
Did you try to deliver it?
You could make it up for people abroad.
It's a worldwide gag.
Can you make a funny gag?
Me?
Samurai?
Can you make a gag for people abroad?
Yes, I can.
Samurai!
But it's too short.
I'm happy.
You should make it up.
Don't be afraid of it.
Sabra!
Rin-chan, not there!
That's right!
Don't eat it there!
It's not there!
You ate it before it started.
Sabra!
Don't eat it before it's cut.
Eat it after it's cut.
Please!
Is it weird for you to do it like that?
Now, it's time for the ranking announcement.
This time, we'll announce everyone's rankings.
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I'm worried about the smell, but I can't keep it.
That's why there are four layers of gel balls.
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Who will be the last one in the show?
It looks like Igari is one of them.
No, no.
I don't think so.
I think he's fourth.
Fourth?
He's way above.
If he's not fourth, I want him to be a samurai.
A samurai?
Can you do it?
And I want him to be in a live show.
Like, "Oh, Mr. Yobidashi, I did it in Tanaka."
Like that.
Yes.
I got it.
All right, all right.
I don't remember what I did, either.
All right, all right.
If you're in a disadvantage, I'll call you out one-on-one.
Be prepared for it.
All right, here we go.
The ones who got first place are...
Mr. Takahashi, who speaks English on a daily basis,
and Mr. Morisako, who speaks English fluently.
Who's in first place?
Mr. Takahashi!
All right, third place...
Mr. Maraba!
He's in!
Wow!
He's in!
Wow!
This is cool.
Wow!
I think this will change the image of people in the world.
I think it will.
And the two people who were confident in English finished in one-two.
I'm really relieved.
Are you all right in second place?
I'm really tired.
I'll do my best again.
Next time, we'll go all the way from fourth to seventh place.
We'll do it.
Please!
Zega and Hidemo are in fourth to seventh place.
Where will the gold medalist go?
And what about Mr. Igari?
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If you are connected, you can go anywhere.
That voice, that fingertip, pushes me back.
To the closest place of your favorite music.
Today is healthy and you feel like a salad, Meruru-san.
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I'll just say it right away.
You'll say it, right?
Please!
If you don't make it to 4th place, you'll become a samurai!
What will happen to Igari?!
I'm with everyone!
Yes!
Thank you for your hard work!
It's still going on!
It's not 4th place! It's definitely not 4th place!
It's 6th place!
If you make it to 6th place...
Igari!
You're 6th place!
Well, today...
You were 4th place.
I'm so glad!
I feel so relieved!
It's fair and square, isn't it?
Yes!
Mizutani-san, too.
It's fair and square.
And Igari-kun!
You're 4th place!
I thought I was winning against Mizutani-san!
What?!
Wait a minute!
He's attacking!
He's surpassed Shanies!
Mizutani-san!
Don't say unnecessary things!
You said it yourself!
I'll just practice being a samurai for now!
Let's go!
Go and have your master look at you!
Have your master look at you!
Go and have your master look at you!
Samurai.
What do you think, Shio?
I've been waiting for too long.
It's still difficult, isn't it?
You've been doing it for a year.
I'm learning a lot of things while looking at the reactions of the audience.
You're learning little by little.
Those who haven't come out yet.
Yes.
Oh, these three people.
I'll say it again, but you'll lose work overnight.
That's all I can say.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I think it's a little troublesome.
Let's start with eighth place.
Eighth place is here.
It's unknown.
It's not up here.
Worst three.
First of all, get out of it.
At least.
Don't worry about it.
I'll definitely get in.
At least eighth place.
Really.
I did it! I did it!
8th place is Kanade-chan!
She had the power of spitting, didn't she?
That's right!
Yes, it was almost 8th place!
I'm glad!
Now, only Kusanagi and Darvish-san are left!
I really don't like this time!
What will happen?
If I could win alone, I think it would be Darvish-san.
I think I can beat Kusanagi-san, too!
No, no, no, you're underestimating me!
You're underestimating me!
Hey, you're underestimating me!
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The house where the child was born is narrow.
We want to buy a house that is easy to take care of.
Wait, what is that?
Oh, it seems to be from there.
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Alright, here we go!
Today's challenger is...
Who is it?!
Come on!
He's studied English even in elementary school!
Will it be Mr. Malick Darwish?
Or Samurai Kusanagi?
Come on!
Darwish!
Come on out!
Hey, where's Darwish?!
He disappeared!
This is impossible!
Darwish!
Alright, so today's challenger is...
Mr. Darwish Kenji!
He's been exposed!
This is embarrassing!
You've been exposed, you idiot!
I'm not an idiot!
Hey, Darwish!
Come on out!
You're the challenger today!
I'm scared!
What are you doing?!
Hey, you!
You're not supposed to clean up!
You're not supposed to run away!
You're not supposed to take photos!
Excuse me!
Sorry for the inconvenience!
You don't have to be so serious!
Sorry!
Have a good day!
With that said,
it's time for Darwish's lecture!
Darwish!
Yes!
I'm not trying to get mad at you!
Yes!
I'll take you home, so let's talk!
Please!
You're the one who should be studying English, not Malick!
That's right!
That's right! It's not the time for that!
Anyway, study hard and come back!
I'll do my best!
I will!
Samurai!
What is this?
This is more amazing than I thought.
The movie club is recruiting members.
There is a samurai.
They make me suffer from beginning to end.
Baby, you are painful.
Bal is laughing.
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This is the stupidest class I've ever been in.
A storm of anti-human who can't be parents or high schoolers.
A mysterious hero has appeared.
"Yaba Kaito" is on TVer.
Favorite subscription.
And past broadcasts are on FOD.
This time, Mr. Sandei.
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We can see a clever military system.
This incident has just begun.
I didn't do it!
My parents found it.
It became an important prize.
I knew it!
I'm going to rest.
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