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- Let me sing "obiji" - Let me stand up
- Obiji - Let me stand up
Correct the next kanji into hiragana.
- You see this often, right? - Yes.
- You all know this, right? - Yes.
- This is also a "togenkyo", right? - Yes.
- You know this, right? - Yes.
It's a word that comes from a peaceful world surrounded by peach trees, which was depicted in a Chinese novel from a long time ago.
It represents a wonderful world like heaven.
However, your answers found a "togenkyo" that is far from heaven.
- Sato-kun! - Huh?
- Is it wrong?
Sato-kun's "togenkyo" is this!
"Momogengo" (peach language)
- It's not like that at all! - It's not like that at all!
- I know it! - I know it!
- No, it's not like that at all! - No, it's not like that at all!
- I'm only saying "gen" - It's "oshinke" (pity) and it's not "oshiku" (pity)
It's like "shirakawa-go" (white river)
- It's like "shirakawa-go" (white river) - It's like "shirakawa-go" (white river)
- World heritage - Yes.
But if a handsome person is not very smart,
- that disappointment is... - Yes.
...times one.
- You're trying so hard not to say it. - I'm trying so hard not to say it.
- Alright, the next answer is already lost. - I see.
- Let's share it. Yokoka-kun! - Yes, yes, yes.
- Let's see it. Yokoka-kun's "togenkyo" is this!
"Momo-no-gengoro" (peach language)
- It's not like that at all! - It's not like that at all!
- What's "momo-no-gengoro" - What's "momo-no - gengoro"
- Isn't it "gengo"? - Isn't it "gengo"?
Appama's full...no, I mean...
What is this full name?
Appama's full name...
Appama is a peach language, isn't it?
What is this peach language?
It's not Appama?
What is the meaning of this?
Tanaka sensei is testing an entertainer's national language ability.
He is trying to appeal his smartness.
By using a telephone,
a student who is disqualified from being a member of society is exposed.
Hello?
I don't know what it is,
but is it like "Tokyo Revengers"?
Call me "sensei" Tanaka!
Welcome to Tanaka sensei's classroom!
A legend is here.
It's Suzanne.
Thank you.
It's been a while.
She's a hexagon.
As an idiot talent, she's like a pioneer.
So she's studying again.
That's right.
I don't want my kids to think that I was an idiot.
And now I'm in college.
I don't think there's a shadow of that time anymore.
I don't think there is.
Let's see your ability today.
I'd like to see it.
Celebrities think you're an idiot now.
You've broadcasted twice now.
You tried to improve your image.
But you failed.
You completely failed.
So I'd like you to show me that you can do it properly.
In order to restore the reputation of celebrities,
they take a test at elementary and middle school level in advance.
If you can't do it, you'll be embarrassed.
Can celebrities really show their smart side?
Change the next katakana to kanji.
kurage
This is hard.
The correct answer is Nonomura.
That's amazing.
Nonomura's answer is...
kurage
That's right.
I'm so happy.
"kurage" is because it's like the moon in the sea.
That's wonderful.
That's how it is.
The commentator is doing it.
If you write it like this, it won't be persuasive.
I saw it on wikipedia.
You were the deputy director of ladies.
That's true.
No, it's not.
It's really a lie.
It's written on its own.
I'm just a little rebellious.
That's it.
It's suspicious.
Next, Takeuchi-san.
Yes.
You got a kanji certificate first class.
That's right.
I studied a lot, so I think I still have a little learning ability.
I don't want to lose to an adult.
That's right.
Takeuchi-san is first and second place, right?
No, no.
I'm going to do "takeuchi-san vs. tbs" on Fuji TV.
Only one person answered this question correctly.
What?
Is it related?
It's related.
That's right.
No, but it just didn't come up.
I know it's a lie, but...
That's right.
You two are quick to make excuses.
I know it's a lie.
You mix it up and write "mizuhaha" too, right?
And there's "moon in the sea" and "lie" mixed up.
I'll ask for an excuse later.
Suddenly, the two announcers are making excuses.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Now, Takeuchi-san.
Takeuchi-san's "kurage" is...
kura-kuge
This is bad, too!
It's related, right?
I want you to get "sea" wrong at least a few times.
That's right.
And the ground is really dirty.
Is it a shape, too?
No, um...
No, really...
After it ended...
I thought it was "sea".
No, no, that's not fair!
After it ended...
You didn't think of it, right?
Now, Motoki with Ando-kun!
Ando-kun's "kurage" is this!
Can I make an excuse again?
After the test ended...
Two or three minutes later...
I thought it was "earth".
You can say that as much as you like!
That's right!
I'll say it later.
Later...
Next...
The cosplayer, Enako-san!
I thought it was "earth", too...
At the cosplay venue...
Enako-san, who cosplayed...
In order to film...
She surrounded herself with...
What's commonly known as "Enako-walls".
Would you like to see it?
Wow!
There are a lot of people in the back, right?
Well, there aren't that many people right now...
It's like this!
Wow!
It's an "Enako-wall"!
Wow!
If you take it off, you'll definitely end up looking like an old man in the back!
It's not very good, is it?
Enako-san, I heard you're smart, but...
Enako-san's "kurage" is this!
"Sea Princess".
It's kind of sad!
It's not sad!
It's sad!
This is...
A reflection?
She's being pulled, isn't she?
She's the "kurage princess" in the manga, right?
Yes!
But the "kurage" looked like a dress...
I thought it was a princess!
"Sea Princess"!
Wow!
So it really looked like this at first glance!
I definitely thought it was this!
Moving on...
Yes?
There was another weird "kurage"
"j-o-n Sato-kun"!
No way... Was I wrong?
J-O-One's member, Keigo Sato.
He's not only handsome, but also smart.
We want you to say he's cool.
- Sato's jellyfish voice. - Here it is!
- What is this? - Look! Look!
- It's drawn in a picture. - No, it's not!
- First of all, it's not like this, is it? - It's not like this?
It's not like this? It's an abbreviation.
- In the first place, kanji comes from pictures, right? - That's right.
- It's not like this, is it? - It's not like this, is it?
Everyone's comforting each other is amazing.
- It's not like this. - Now...
- Is there anyone else? - Yokokawa-kun.
It's close. It's probably close.
Yokokawa-kun, the best bodybuilder in Japan.
Last time, his national language was Bibi, but this time, he said it was pretty good.
But is it true?
Yokokawa-kun's jellyfish... Here it is!
- It's not! - It's close.
- It's not close. - It's not even close.
It's not even a little bit.
- It's not like this. - At least write "ra" down. Anything is fine.
- So it came out like that... - You wrote it!
- Is it like this? - Yes.
- It's not like this. - Is it like this?
- It's not like this. - It's not like this.
- It's disgusting with nine of them.
- One of "ra" looks better. - One of "ra" looks better.
- It's still good. - If you write weird things, I'll illustrate it like this.
- Please do. - Yes.
Now, we have an even weirder jellyfish.
- Yuuchami-san. - Yes.
- Yuuchami-san's jellyfish is this! - It's definitely correct.
Jellyfish.
- But... - The one before was a ball...
- But it's fine, right? It's close, right? - It's fine.
- "Ra" looks like it's in there. - I tried to illustrate it.
- It's disgusting, right? - It's disgusting.
- It's disgusting, right?
- Jellyfish. - It's disgusting.
- I don't like it even if it's just one person. - It's disgusting.
- If it's nine of you... - It's like a full-scale theater troupe.
- That's right. - It's disgusting.
- It's illustration. - Furthermore, a student who drew a weird jellyfish using his hair...
- Did you draw it? - Did you draw it?
The popular model Chihiro Kondo is the wife of her husband who owns a jungle pocket.
She's famous for being an idiot trio, but is her wife okay?
Chihiro Kondo's jellyfish is this!
- Jellyfish. - It's terrible.
- This is terrible. - This is terrible.
- I mean, isn't a jellyfish somehow naked?
- It's not wearing clothes. - I made it into an illustration.
- A jellyfish. - This is it.
- Gross! - This is not good.
- It's gross! Don't talk about it! It makes you like this!
- This is completely... - It's a face of Saito.
- But Saito's body is about this size. - No, that's not true.
- It's scary, a jellyfish coming from the sky. - It's scary.
- It's a little scary. - It's too scary. - You can't stop it from coming from the sky.
- Correct the next katakana into kanji. "soumato". - "soumato".
- This is... - This was difficult. - This was also difficult.
- The correct answer is... - Oh, it runs. - It runs.
- I've seen it before! - It's "soumato".
- You've seen it before, right? - You've seen it, right? - I've seen it.
- The one that moves while rotating is "soumato". - "soumato".
- It looks like "soumato", right? - Yes, it turns and the memories run around.
I wanted you to draw it like this, but some weird "soumato" came up.
- Mob rider Tomoshige-san! - Yes, I'm fine!
- That's dangerous! - It's no good! - It's dangerous!
- Please sit down! - It's dangerous for people who stand up right away.
Last year's M-1 finalist, Mob Rider Tomoshige-kun!
He was raised like a teacher and took middle school entrance exams!
- Tomoshige's "soumato" is... - "sokumato"!
- It's like a horse! - It's like a horse! - Is it like a horse? - It's like a horse!
- It was too fast! You can't see "soumato", right? - I see!
- Next, there are people who don't even have horses in their cars! - What?!
- Let's share it! Yuu-chami-san! - Yes!
- Yuu-chami-san's "soumato" is... - "sannmajuu"!
- It's scary! - It's terrible! - It's terrible!
- It's not embarrassing! - It's not embarrassing and you read "soumato", right?
- I don't read it! - I don't read it! - I see! It's like "futago no futa"!
- I'll study it!
- Next, I think I'm going to say something else... - I've seen some scary "soumato" too!
- What?! - It's weird! - Jumpokeo-uta-san's "soumato" is...
- "soumato"! - It's scary! - It's scary! - It's scary! - It's scary! - It's scary! - That's scary!
- But... what is "motoyan"?! - No way! - No way! - No way! - No way! - I know something! - But...
- I know something! - There was a strong reaction! - No! There wasn't! There wasn't!
I thought there was something in it for such a team.
But I want you to remember it.
I want you to go back to that time.
I have prepared something like this for you.
What is this?
This is a SOMA TOUR TOP CUP.
What is this?
This is amazing.
This is very expensive.
I have a picture of you eating fried food.
I also ate fried food.
Please come forward.
I'm sorry for my husband's senior.
You were doing it.
She greets you from the general manager.
I'm KONDO CHIHIRO, the first general manager of SOMA TOUR.
My favorite word is "jungle pocket".
Thank you.
She is doing it.
She is addicted to dancing.
This is amazing.
It's like TOMOSHIGE and OSAKA.
This is like a new BAKAKETTO.
I don't know what you're thinking about, but you're doing it.
You should never go there.
Fill in the next blank and complete the phrase.
In hell, blah blah blah.
The correct answer is "Buddha".
You say that, don't you?
You say "Buddha" in hell.
You say "Buddha" when you're in trouble and need help.
You've met a lot of people in hell.
You don't meet many people in hell.
You've met ENAKO, a cosplayer.
ENAKO's answer is "I met my mother in hell."
I met my mother in hell.
Do you have a grudge against your mother?
When I first started cosplaying, I hid my hobby.
But my costume was found out and I put it in my room.
And I've been told it's disgusting.
I wonder if it's a trauma.
You have a lot of grudges against your mother.
The current episode has already come out.
I had a grudge against my mother.
The next question is probably written in a demonic sense.
KONDO's answer is "I met my ex-boyfriend in hell."
What did you do?
What does "ex-boyfriend" mean?
When I went bowling with my ex-boyfriend, he struck a strike.
Without seeing the strike, he told me to kick me right now.
Why?
Why didn't you see my strike?
Did you actually do it?
I apologized to him properly.
Did you do it at the bowling alley?
Yes.
Don't laugh so much.
The next person is TOMOSHIGE's answer.
I met an entertainer in hell.
Who is an entertainer?
There are times when I slip a lot and I feel like I'm in hell.
Sometimes, when I'm walking down the hallway and someone says "good morning," I feel like I'm glad I slipped.
I see.
Don't you think "does he know me?"
He has a small face like me.
Don't get excited.
Don't get excited just by remembering it.
It's scary.
Let's talk about what it means.
It's deep.
SUZANNE.
SUZANNE's answer is...
I met an old acquaintance in hell.
I know a little about it.
I know a little about it, but I can't remember its name.
I'm going to pass by in hell while listening to this song.
I'm just imagining it and I'm wondering if it's like this.
I wonder what it is.
Wow, it's kind of like it.
It's not like it at all and I'm scared.
This is what it looks like when you look at it in detail.
No, it's not.
I'm still building up a good relationship with him, so it's okay.
I'm not going to hell.
Mr. Satoda is really supporting Mr. Mark.
That's right.
He's doing only good things.
He's going abroad and doing only good things.
I'm not going to hell.
There's no way you're going to hell.
I'm not going to hell.
Put kanji in the next blank and complete the four- letter word.
This is easy.
The correct answer is "mugamuchuu".
You got it, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I'm completely taken away by something and I forget myself.
The more you forget yourself, the more you get absorbed in it, right?
Yes.
There are some bad "muchuu" words.
Let's share them.
Moto TBS, Ando-kun.
Ando-kun's answer is...
"Yumegamuchuu".
Aren't you dreaming too much?
Are you talking about the next car you're going to buy?
That's right.
And his answer is...
Japan Car of the Year
It's a car that can be nominated for first place.
Can I see it for a moment?
Wow!
It's amazing!
What are you doing in front of the car?
Hurry up and get in!
It's like a papakatsu person who often does this on the home screen of LINE.
I can see it! I can see it! I can see it!
I can see it! I can see it!
Next, I'm interested in electric cars.
Oh, you're going there, too.
It's a little expensive.
It's difficult to distribute it yet.
It's about time for an electric car project for light cars.
Excuse me for a moment.
I'm not interested at all.
You were playing with your nails!
I was playing with my nails!
You look like you're having so much fun!
You finally look like you're having fun on this show!
I'm really sorry.
It was a little long.
If you say it like that...
It's the worst!
Among them, there was a sad answer that was typical of Ando.
J-O-One Sato.
But I feel like I was close.
Sato's answer is...
Mumumuchi.
What?
Are you tired?
You don't have a dream!
But you should at least have a dream!
You're a super idol!
It's a job where you show your dream, so you should have a dream.
Do you have a dream about cars?
I love cars.
Really?
Let's talk about it slowly.
I have a McLaren.
I just tested it last month.
It's a super car.
The door is slightly open.
Excuse me, but can you open the door for me?
Hey!
You're a man!
I told you earlier!
I warned you earlier, but you started talking again.
I'm sorry.
We're at fault, aren't we?
Let's talk about it later.
Next up is Yokokawa.
Yokokawa's answer was good.
Here it is!
Imanimuchi.
That's a good word!
I thought it would be like this.
The word "yojijuku" doesn't have "hiragana" in it.
You said it too.
First, study the basic rules.
That's scary!
Please remember that first.
Here's the next question.
Put kanji in the next blank and complete the word "yojijuku".
I think it's a super easy word.
It's "shikuhakku".
It means "all kinds of suffering" in Buddhist terms.
We use it a lot.
Yuu-chami!
I didn't know.
It was really difficult.
Yuu-chami's answer is...
"yokushiku".
You call it "yoroshiku", don't you?
It's not "yoshiku", it's "suyu".
There's a word like "yojijuku", isn't there?
It's "yoroshiku", isn't it?
It's written as "yoroshiku" in Japanese.
It's written as "suyu" in Japanese.
I used to write it in "purikura" a lot.
I'm sorry.
Are you going to be the second generation?
No, it's Halloween.
Can I be the second generation in the future?
I think you can take responsibility for it.
This is a certificate.
Really?
This is for you.
You have a great style.
You look like a god from behind.
You look like a god.
You look like a goddess.
You look like an egg teacher.
Please introduce yourself.
I've never done it before.
I'll do it.
I'm Yuu Chami, the second generation president of Somato.
My favorite words are "honki" and "kaito" and "maji" and "yokushiku".
That's the last one.
The last one.
After this, there will be a series of "chin kaito" in the test of honorifics.
Hello, hello, hello.
Isn't that too much?
Can you explain more about the scheme?
Vaccinated.
Injection pain, headache, fever.
Acetaminophen only combination.
Ruckle instant cream.
Dissolve immediately.
Vaccinated.
Injection pain, headache, fever.
Works.
Ruckle instant cream.
Oh, ice cream!
I'm a sweet guy, so it's really soaked.
It's like "bwaah" and it's like "kirikiri".
I think I have to do something about it.
I don't like it if it's an infestation or an infection.
I'm also interested in whitening.
It's Shumitect's Complete One.
Prevent infestation, prevent infestation and infection, and even whitening.
One product and it's all in it.
Isn't it attractive?
I'll eat it all up.
Have you been drinking beer lately?
It's like a toast.
It's a pleasure from there, too.
Do you have any particular preferences for beer?
Not at all.
Would you like to taste it?
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
What a smile!
It's insanely good!
Now, please try it.
This is delicious beer.
Kirin Ichiban Shibori
I really want everyone to drink it.
Use the next katakana word and make a short sentence.
scheme
It may be difficult because you don't know the meaning.
"Scheme" means "planning" or "arrangement".
Really?
It's a katakana word.
Is there a business term for it?
You may not use it in everyday conversations.
In that case,
"moto-tv"'s Ando-kun!
Yes!
You got it right!
As expected of you!
Here is Ando-kun's answer!
Is there a scheme to solve them?
Correct!
Wow!
There was a person who interpreted "scheme" in a completely different way.
Cosplayer Enako-san!
You know quite a lot, don't you, Enako-san?
Here is Enako-san's answer!
Wearing wrinkled clothes on a scheme iron.
This is stupid!
Is that how you use "one chance"?
It's not "one chance".
If there is "one chance" in the test, it's quite a lot.
No, but now "ah" is quite...
No, no, no.
"Ah" is Yu-chan.
But there is "scheme iron", isn't there?
"Scheme"?
"Scheme" doesn't come out.
I see. I understand.
Do you usually wear it yourself?
Sometimes I wear a costume or something like that.
I see.
Yes.
But it's not "scheme iron", is it?
No, it's not.
Why did you say "scheme" instead of "scheme iron"?
There is "one chance" in it.
There is no "one chance"!
There is no "one chance" in it.
Now, let's continue.
Yes.
I thought it was an unusual answer.
Yes.
Nonomura-san.
Eh?
Nonomura-san's answer is...
I've been in the scheme club since elementary school.
What is this?
Nonomura-san, you did it!
You did it!
This is...
You got out of it, didn't you?
"One chance"!
It's impossible!
There is no "one chance"!
You definitely didn't use "one chance"!
You said "one chance" for the first time today, didn't you?
Even the coach of "NSC" did it, didn't you?
Hey, this is...
The level of laughter is also a little crazy, isn't it?
Hey, it's really crazy, so please stop it.
It's really getting out of hand.
That's why you said "scheme iron", didn't you?
Please don't make fun of me.
Yes.
Now, let's continue with a completely meaningless answer.
Yuu-chami-san.
Yes.
Yuu-chami-san's answer is...
"Make the man who aimed at you scheme iron".
What does "scheme" mean?
I thought it was a role of "ski-ski-beam".
Really, I did.
Oh, "ski-ski-beam"!
"Ski-ski-beam", yes! "Ski-ski-beam"!
Oh, I see!
It's like "nicolun"'s "nicolun-beam", isn't it?
I thought of using "nicolun-beam".
"Ski-ski-beam", do you have it now?
Yes, we do!
Oh, really?
We do it like that!
How do you use "ski-ski-beam" like that?
So, if you ask Mr. Tanaka-sensei,
"ski-ski-beam"!
"Ski-ski-beam"!
Oh, it's really like that!
If you do it like that, would you be happy?
Could you do it for Mr. Yokohama-san?
Could you do "ski-ski-beam" for Mr. Yokohama-san?
Should we start with Yuu-chami-san?
Why do you look like you don't like it?
You're trying to choose, aren't you?
Or do you like someone else?
If you like Enako-san, you can choose Enako-san.
Who do you like?
I like Enako-san.
No, it's not Yuu-chami-san!
It's not Yuu-chami-san!
Why?
Let's see "ski-ski-beam".
Are you sure you like it?
But you've never done it before, right?
I've never done it before.
You've never done it before, so it's not Yuu- chami-san.
Why are you taking it off?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm going to stop it for now!
There's a posture where you receive the beam, right?
You can receive it properly.
You can receive it on your muscle side as well.
Don't take it off anymore!
Yes, yes, please.
Okay, Enako-san, I'm sorry.
Please.
"ski-ski-beam"!
Hahaha!
No, no, no!
Please don't take it off with your amazing muscles!
I'm scared!
You're scared, right?
Okay, here's the next question.
Use honorifics and speak properly.
Okay.
It's a question in "jutsugi" style, right?
Everyone has done it before.
Yes, in advance.
This was difficult.
It's a test of honorifics.
A student is called to his boss's office.
His boss is on the phone.
Meanwhile, a phone call comes from the transaction site.
The phone call from the boss is judged whether it can be conveyed to the transaction site in the correct honorifics.
Then...
Yes, hello.
Um, you don't have to...
You don't have to...
A terrible honorific that you wouldn't think of as a social person comes out.
Is there a student who can use the correct honorifics?
Surprisingly, there is someone who got full marks.
Full marks are...
Ando-kun!
That's right!
Wonderful!
Let's share Ando-kun's full marks honorifics!
It's a test of honorifics.
Use the correct honorifics and answer the phone with the transaction site.
I think it's going to be difficult.
Yes, this is Shouji Tanaka.
Hello.
Hello, Shouji Tanaka.
I'm Suzuki of Odaiba Butsan.
Yes, Suzuki-sama.
Are you the chief of Yamada?
I'm the chief of Yamada.
Please wait a moment.
Chief of Yamada...
I was going to call you, chief of Yamada, but you called me.
I understand.
You're busy, aren't you?
I'm sorry.
I just left Yamada.
That's amazing!
I'm very sorry.
I can't go out right now.
Shall we go back?
That's good.
It's a strange day. It's 3 p.m.
- A strange day? - It's a strange day!
I've never heard of it!
That's amazing!
It's a strange day, 3 pm, 15 o'clock.
Is it okay if we make a promise?
He changed "make a promise" from "make a fool of yourself" to "make a promise"
He gained 27 years of experience as a salaryman and got full marks!
And...
I'm not in my seat right now. I'll tell you what I'm going to say.
Takeuchi-san and Nonomura-san also gained high marks for their correct words!
- When Ando-san said "strange day", I got nervous. - That's amazing! I've never heard of it!
- It's your first time hearing of "strange day", right? - Yes!
- That's amazing! - I'll use "strange day" from now on!
I'll use it for sure!
- From now on, it's all bad students. - I don't like it!
- When I was in society, there were only people who said "I can't work anymore".
- If you think like that, you'll think that there are inappropriate people in society. - That's right!
- But I can't help it, so I'll share it with you! - Yes!
From now on, let's see the honor of students who seem to be a little strict in going out into society!
First of all, Suzanne-san!
- I'm going out of school now. - That's great!
- But... - It's a little difficult for me.
- I don't know what to do! - It's not that bad!
She can't go out on the phone properly!
Furthermore...
If I can call you again at 3 o'clock tomorrow, I'll be very happy!
- Finally, Kawaii! - Kawaii!
- Please call me again. Excuse me.
- She speaks like a friend, which is rude.
- She gets zero points. - Zero points.
- In addition, this student... - Kondo-san!
- I, Kondo Chihiro of Shine,
- have accepted.
- Goodbye!
- In addition to the students who get crazy at the end of the conversation...
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too!
- Are you Kim Taku? - I'm Kim Taku.
- Emako-san, who used to work at a maid cafe...
- Our president, Yamada...
- is currently...
- packing up... - Packing up?
- He's...
- going out...
- so...
- Kawaii may be cute, but going out is wrong.
- Going out is correct!
- And...
- Ms. Yu-chami, who has never used honorifics before...
- Thank you for waiting...
- Thank you for waiting.
- It's her first time using honorifics.
- Our president, Yamada...
- is currently...
- going out...
- so...
- you don't have to...
- You don't have to...
- Later...
- Oh...
- Isn't she a cab driver who used this cafe for the first time?
- Would you allow me...
- to call you...
- and pick you up?
- I'm sorry.
- Excuse me.
- Goodbye.
- She's a bad company.
- What are you saying?
- What is this?
- From now on...
- Let's share...
- the two who used honorifics the most.
Yes, hello.
It's been too long.
I'm Suzuki of Odaiba booth.
Is Mr. Yamada here?
Yes, he is.
I got a call from someone.
From someone.
This is bad.
Well...
It's Mr. Yamada.
I'm on the phone right now.
He said he's going out.
Don't let him go!
Tomorrow...
At 3 p.m., I'm going to Apodori.
It's not Apodori in New Year's Eve.
Tomorrow at 3 p.m., I'm going to Apodori.
It's not Apodori in New Year's Eve.
Thank you for your hard work.
What is it?
Yes.
What is it?
Is it fun?
This is what happens when you get a call.
Shigei Tomo was worse.
Hello?
Isn't he cute?
He's so cute!
The Three Bad Guys Start!
Is this a new board, too?
Yes! The room's smell is great, too!
What?
And!
All of them have the same effect!
It's perfect!
One of them is the ultimate perfect!
Board!
Gel ball!
My sheets!
I'm sweaty!
I'm sweaty, too!
But you can't wash the mattress!
I'm happy!
Fabris Premium Gold!
You can't wash it, but you can collect it!
Fabris Premium!
President Matsumoto, there's a big mistake.
What is it? Let's fix it right away.
No, but we only have five minutes until closing time.
We have five minutes, don't we?
What?
If you have five minutes, you can even create an adoption page.
Adoption page?
People like you came, too.
Yeah...
I was saying cool things, and now we only have four minutes left.
President...
You also recruit employees in the shortest five minutes.
Air work.
Meetings and recruits that are not here yet.
Oh, Kobayashi Pharmaceutical!
Nose bite!
It looks painful, doesn't it?
Nose brain!
Challenge!
It doesn't hurt!
It's refreshing!
Adoption rate is increasing!
Nose bite doesn't hurt!
Nose brain!
Oh, Kobayashi Pharmaceutical!
Is it effective just having a large toilet collection source?
Yes, if it's a collection source...
This large collection filter...
With smell adsorption power...
Action catch!
It's working!
Toilet collection source!
Test whether you can use the correct honorifics on the phone with the buyer!
The worst one was the mogu rider, Tomo Shige-kun!
Hello?
Isn't your English terrible?!
Your English is terrible!
I went a little too far, didn't I?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I am Suzuki of Odaiba Bussan...
Yes!
Are you President Yamada?
Thank you!
Odaiba Bussan's...
O... Suzuki-san.
You like fans, don't you?
Odaiba Bussan's...
Yamada-san.
Odaiba Bussan's...
Suzuki-san.
And...
Um...
Tanaka-san...
Tanaka-san isn't here!
He's Tanaka Shouji!
I'd like to meet him.
You have to write down his name tag!
Would you mind if I met you for a moment?
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
I'm terribly sorry!
Sorry, I think you have a phone call.
Yes. Yes, I'm sorry.
- President Yamada... - President Yamada...
- has taken some time off.
He's very...
busy.
He's doing his best.
- He's not able to do much. - He's not able to do much.
It's not...
It's not possible.
- It's not... - It's not...
He said that he's really going out.
- Oh no, he said it. - Why did he say it?
Why did he say it?
I'll get back to you later.
Tomorrow...
At around 3 p.m.,
- I'd like to postpone it. - Don't postpone it!
I'd like to postpone it.
I'm sorry.
Because it was too much, Tomoshige got one point.
Wow, you got one point?
It was too much. I don't know what to say.
- Yokoka too. - Yeah, me too.
You guys seem like friends.
- Hello? - But it's always been like this.
- When I was a social worker... - Wait a minute!
- You had experience? - I did.
- I worked at a gym. - Oh, you were working at a gym.
Yeah, and I got fired after six months.
But you guys endured it for half a year.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Translate the following question into modern Japanese.
Those Who Drown Don't Live Longer.
(Those Who Drown Don't Live Longer.)
This is difficult.
Takeuchi-san!
Takeuchi-san's answer is...
Those Who Drown Don't Live Longer.
That's correct!
As expected of you!
Those Who Drown Don't Live Longer.
Tomoshige-san!
Tomoshige-san's answer is...
Those Who Drown Don't Live Longer.
I don't drink that much.
You are busy, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Because of COVID-19 and other reasons, I don't drink that much.
Do you drink often?
Yes, I do.
You are a senior to me.
Yes, I do.
I heard that if you drink with a girl, you will give her 20,000 yen.
20,000 yen!
Isn't it too much?
It's like something more famous people do.
If it becomes weird, it's not good.
It's not weird at all.
Next, Yu-chami-san!
Yu-chami-san's answer is...
Those Who Drown Don't Live Longer.
You misunderstand me because I treat you to a meal, don't you?
There are people who treat me to a meal.
Let's go on a date.
20,000 yen!
Let's go for 30,000 yen!
30,000 yen!
Stop it!
You will become a rich man and end up like that.
Stop it!
Okay.
Some people think they will eat a meal again.
Kondo-san!
Yes!
Kondo-san's answer is...
Will you treat me to a meal?
It's been a while since I felt like that.
What is it?
It's scary.
What is it?
First of all, "treat me to a meal" is an honorific word.
You added "go" to it.
Lastly, what is it?
It's been a while since I felt like that.
You did it, didn't you?
After all, we get married and don't go out for a meal.
That's right.
So, "Will you treat me to a meal?"
If I go out for a meal with Tomoshin-san, I think I will say this line.
Let's go out for a meal.
Why did you say that?
They have tested their answers so far.
Finally, they will announce their scores and ranks.
They don't know kanji, kotowaza, or honorifics.
Who will be called by Mr. Tanaka to meet again?
Now, it's time to announce the ranks.
We will announce all of the ranks this time as well.
You may think it's terrible, but we will announce it properly and make you look back and promote growth.
Now, the top competition.
It was very fierce this time as well.
Well, Mr. Ando and others...
I'm sure you want to be in the top 10.
Since I became a freelancer, I haven't had many NHK offers.
Then, it's a good opportunity for you to promote yourself.
That's right. If you become the top 10...
Maybe we should promote ourselves a little.
And you, Ms. Takeuchi...
Yes, I don't want to be in the top 10.
That's right.
I will announce the top two first.
Two?
I think the top two are...
Mr. Ando from TVS and Ms. Takeuchi from TEREASA with a strong educational background.
Where will the fierce competition go?
Who will be in the first place?
The two top candidates who don't want to lower their old stocks.
Who will win?
Hello, I'm HIKAKIN.
It's my first insurance inspection in my life.
I'd like to do it.
Put in your age and gender.
Choose an insurance product.
Here it is!
What? 739 yen?
That's all?
LIFE.NET.SENMEI.
That's all I imagined!
LIFE.NET.SENMEI.
It's easy and convenient.
It's easy to understand.
The image of insurance changes a lot!
What's at the end of life?
I don't know.
I've never seen it before.
I wonder if your face is floating in the air now.
So far, the broadcast has been provided by the sponsor you are watching.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
It's late.
Live with this brilliance.
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Hello, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
Do you want me to buy you something to drink?
It's okay because there is fresh carbonated water.
Fresh carbonated water?
Soda Stream
Choose your strength and shake for 5 seconds.
Freshly made deliciousness
Soda Stream
Please choose what you like.
Even when I have a painful headache, it's like me.
It's pretty difficult.
So, I'm counting on you, Eve.
Painful headache and immediate Eve.
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Let's go with me, who I like.
And the winner is...Sonia!
Who is the winner?
The two top candidates who don't want to lower their stock prices!
And the winner is...
Hanzo!
I'm so happy!
Miyama! Monomura!
I'm so happy!
You beat Joshiana!
I'm so happy! I have to work hard for my husband!
And Takeuchi!
I'm so shocked!
I'm so moved by her!
Her words were full of respect!
From here to 8th place, we will announce it at once!
Takeuchi is in 3rd place!
And Tomoshige is in 8th place!
Let's hear your happy voices!
I'm not saying "shut up!"
I'm not saying "ok!"
I'm just happy that you're alive.
I'm not stupid!
I lost to you, Chabi Yu, so I can't talk about it.
You've lost quite a lot of damage.
I can't talk about it because I have news about it.
It's over.
By the way...
It's scary.
By the way...
It's over.
Let's move on.
We could have predicted it somehow.
However, we still have a gal and a macho man.
It's time for Billy to give a lecture.
Let me announce the 9th and 10th place at the same time.
I'm scared.
Who will be called today?
I don't want to lose.
Who will be called today?
I'm Hirosarisu.
I'm Matsumura Hokuto.
At 10 p.m. Monday...
"Drama" "Love letters" and...
"Tomorrow's Cancellation" will be...
At 7 p.m., "Netflix League" will be broadcasted.
"Today's Team" will be broadcasted.
At 8 p.m., "Tomorrow's Uchimura" will be broadcasted.
"Tomorrow's Uchimura" will be broadcasted.
At 9 p.m., "Motokare no Yui Gonjou" will be broadcasted.
"Shinoda no Shoutai" will be broadcasted.
Don't touch me!
At 10 p.m., "Drama" "Love letters" will be broadcasted.
I want you to come now.
I'm Naoko Takahashi.
Chokatsu
For you who work hard,
honkki
I want you to choose a yogurt.
Its name is...
Bihidasu Bentsu Kaizen
Honkki no Chokatsu
First, for three days.
Morinaga Niyugyo
I've been looking at the same "g" all the time.
I wonder if it was like this.
I used to...
My part-time town work...
Somehow...
kukukukuku
I can see it.
"kukukukuku"?
My part-time...
"town work"?
"Kiase wa Bura" first?
Kiase wa Bura de
Furatto Bura de
Hosomie
Mune o Furatto ni
Dakara Hosomie
Shika mo Raku
A bra that gives you freedom in your outfits
Furatto Bura
Perishmo
Aishuu no Kayoukyoku
Nakasete
Kikeba Kokoro ga Atsuku Naru
Omoasu Nakeru
zen hyakuhachiju kyoku
CD All Weeks
Aishuu no Kayoukyoku
ima nara suteki na prezento
For more information, see you tomorrow!
Remoto no May
Yaru ka?
OK desu!
Mina de Yaru kara
Tsuzukimasu yo ne!
Taisetsu na ROH
Tekido na playground
Tekisetsu naami no Sanjokeru!
Yoshi! Nomu zo!
ami no vital
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That's right, milk is love.
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Good morning.
9th and 10th places will be announced at the same time!
As expected, this is...
Who is today's guest?
Please!
I really want to give it to you, but I don't want to!
Mr. Tanaka who doesn't want the world to think that entertainers can't use kanji or honorifics.
The people who disappointed Mr. Tanaka are...
Macho or gyaru?
Which one is it?
And on the other side is YOKOKAWA-KUN!
And with that, today's guest is YOKOKAWA-NAOTAKA- KUN!
I'm ready.
Why did you become Giba-chan?
What do you mean?!
Giba-chan!
Why?! Why did you become a bad manager?!
Stop with that!
Are you going to take over Maple Bridge?!
Can't we leave?!
For now, I called YOKOKAWA-KUN out today, so come with me.
You called me out.
Hurry up and come!
Have a good day!
Do your best!
She's freaking out. I'm scared.
How can you leave with that smile?!
And now, it's time for YOKOKAWA-KUN to reflect on his actions!
What are we going to do?
What kind of room is this?
Are you serious?!
This is funny!
YOKOKAWA-KUN!
Yes!
It's not like you're going to get angry!
So...
Yes!
How was it today?
I had a lot of fun talking with everyone!
No, it's not like that!
Actually, you have a good mentality right now, don't you?
I feel like I'm honest now!
That's a good reason!
And as expected, today's...
Ah!
Sensei is the best!
Wait a minute!
Sensei!
Sensei's forehead!
Sensei!
Ah...
But today...
YOKOKAWA-KUN...
How was it talking about Ando-san's car?
No, it's not like that!
Isn't it too long?
Talk, you!
I don't know why you're talking for so long!
Next time, we'll invite a gold medalist...
Olympics!
YOKOKAWA's English Special!
A-kai will try for the test, too!
Can you do that for me, too?
All Japanese!
Yes!
Oppa-tti!
Johnny's' new star is born, too!
Please respond with medals!
Yaba Kaito is on T-mer!
Favorite subscription, too!
And past broadcasts are on F-o-d!
After this, at MISA...
On the first day of President Biden's visit, his goal is...
If Uchimura becomes a kabuki actor tomorrow...
Now, let's take a look at young kabuki actors!
Also!
Let me introduce you to Rie's wife, Mitahiroko!
"Tomorrow's Uchimura," Monday night at 8 p.m.!
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