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Can I say it?
A teacher was correcting the academic ability of entertainers in a mysterious classroom.
First of all, it's national language.
Correct the next kanji into hiragana.
I'll correct it into hiragana.
You can read it from the calendar.
You can read it, can't you?
"Kannazuki" is October in old history.
In this month, gods from all over Japan gather in Izumo Taisha.
There is a theory that "kannazuki" occurs because gods disappear.
I see.
But there are people who wrote strange answers.
Among them...
Who is it?
Ms. Yuu Chami!
I just read it. Why?
Ms. Yuu Chami's "kannazuki" is this!
Jinmukei
What is "jinmukei"?
I'm sorry. I really couldn't read it.
Is there anyone who says "jinmukei"?
Because it's "jinmukei" fashion.
What is "jinmukei" fashion?
"Jinmukei" fashion.
It's "jinmukei" fashion.
It's frustrating.
But there is someone who wrote a "kannazuki" that I don't understand.
Who is it?
Mr. Yokokawa.
What?
Don't lie to me.
That's ridiculous.
Mr. Yokokawa's "kannazuki" is this!
Jinna gesu
"Gesu"?
Is it "gesu"?
What is "gesu"?
You wrote it.
What is "gesu"?
Which one do you want to know?
It's like "sode gesu".
It's like "kobunhara no jinna gesu".
Mr. Yokokawa.
It's ridiculous.
Mr. Yokokawa wrote "jinna de gesu".
You wrote it.
Damn it.
You can't say "damn it".
Why?
What did you say?
Who said it?
Did we say it?
No, you said it wrong.
Don't say "damn it" to your teacher.
You'll be expelled.
I'll be careful.
Don't say "damn it".
Next question.
Correct the following kanji into hiragana.
moppara
Concentrate on one thing.
When I was a student, I studied "moppara".
That's how you use it.
Mr. Murashige.
This is your "moppara".
tsurara
That's wrong.
"tsurara" means "ice pillar", right?
That's wrong.
You have a bad attitude.
Mr. Kusano will report you.
You have a bad attitude.
Will you do it?
I won't do it.
Don't do it.
Next, Mr. Murashige.
This is your "moppara".
darana
Is it a bath period?
I don't know it better than "tsurara".
To be honest, it was really difficult.
Because I don't know how to use "tsurara" in kanji.
You don't know it?
There is no rule that you can't use "tsurara" in kanji.
I know how to use it.
I know how to use "tsurara" in "okuriana".
You don't know how to use "tsurara" in kanji, do you?
No, I don't know how to use "tsurara" in kanji.
I've never heard of it.
Why are these celebrities being tested?
Time goes back one week ago.
Fuji TV's restaurant.
Excuse me.
She is Aima, who recorded this show.
She says goodbye to the staff, Ms. Chami.
I've been loving ice coffee lately.
I'm getting tired of it.
I'm 20 years old, so I want to be an adult.
The chock is open again.
Then...
Ms. Yuu, who called the camera "move", "shut up", Ms. Tanaka called Ms. Yuu.
Me? On the contrary?
Who is Ms. Tanaka?
What do you mean?
I didn't ask you anything.
She suddenly called Ms. Yuu.
She also called Ms. Scandalous.
Ms. Miyazaki Kensuke, whose first kiss with Ms. Scandalous was with a member of the board of directors,
Ms. Tanaka asked Ms. Scandalous to come to her classroom early in the morning.
Classroom?
In Ms. Scandalous' announcement room, Ms. Tanaka also called Ms. Scandalous, who had a face of noon since April,
to Ms. Yamasaki Yuki, who had a face of noon since April,
and who was drinking hard in the recording of "Honnede Hashigozake".
Wait a minute, what?
Ms. Tanaka requested Ms. Yamasaki Yuki to come to her classroom early in the morning.
What?
I'll repeat.
What?
Ms. Yamasaki Yuki, who had a face of noon since April,
and who was eating too much at a restaurant sushi restaurant for the first meal of the year due to COVID-19.
Wait a minute, that's very personal information!
Ms. Tanaka requested Ms. Yamasaki Yuki to come to her classroom early in the morning.
Please come to the classroom.
Should I go there?
I don't know because no one is there.
They were asked to change into student uniforms.
Celebrities were gathered one after another in the mysterious classroom.
They don't know what they will do after this.
We were together 40 years ago.
Let's go!
You look good in uniform.
What should I do? I can't do anything.
What should I do?
What is it?
Wow!
He is an entertainer!
Wow!
He is an entertainer!
Why?
He is so tall!
What is it?
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Now, until it gets quiet, please talk for 30 seconds.
Dogs!
It's not about dogs, really!
It's not about dogs!
It's a waste of time, that kind of thing!
Please don't steal other people's time.
I'm Tanaka, a single person. Nice to meet you.
Tanaka, a single person.
I'm a single person.
I'm going to have a conversation with you all.
Don't steal other people's time!
I'm serious.
I'm Hasegawa, a single person. Nice to meet you.
I'm Shinobu, a single person.
Shinobu, a single person.
It's your first day here, so you're all nervous.
I'd like to ask you all something.
We're in a big pinch right now!
What is it?
Do you know what it is?
We don't know!
I heard you're in a fake love with a girl you recently dated.
Me?
It's not like that!
It's not a fake love!
I saw it on LINE news!
That you have a girlfriend.
It's not a lie!
I'm on a date with my girlfriend.
Where did you go?
I went to watch Jujutsu Kaisen.
It's not a lie!
Why are you laughing?
I've seen it on Jujutsu Kaisen.
I saw it on 4DX.
Mr. Tanaka!
It's a fake love!
It's not like that!
It's fine!
What is it?
A pinch.
The pinch is that
all the celebrities think you're stupid!
You're the worst!
Especially you!
You're weird!
Especially you!
You came in when I wanted to make some space!
Mr. Tanaka, get used to it!
I'm sorry!
Get used to it!
Celebrities nowadays
watch VTR and get nervous.
They eat and get nervous.
They fall and get nervous.
They think it's a job even stupid people can do!
Is it really like that?
Nobody admires you!
It's not like that!
Some people think it's a job even stupid people can do!
Is it okay?
No!
It's frustrating, isn't it?
It's frustrating!
It's not like that!
You have to think about it after watching the VTR!
You have to say something after you fall and get nervous!
That's right!
Isn't it a job even good people can do?
Isn't it?
It is!
It is, isn't it?
It is!
I want you all to do it today!
I see!
I want you all to take a test today!
Thank you!
What should I do?
It's a proper test!
It's not "what should I do?", everyone!
Take it!
Take a good point!
Ah, I can't say it anymore!
It's not like that for smart people!
Is it a real test?
It's a real one!
It's a learning ability test!
And what's a fake test?
A test for variety...
No!
No, no, really...
Can we google it?
No!
That's a bribe!
Wait for the phone!
He brought it!
Is there a good thing?
Do you have to quit being an entertainer?
No, we don't!
We don't!
We're not the government!
Everyone, it's not like that!
It's not like we're going to die or anything like that.
- And we don't do it like this. - We just pull back our hair.
It's not like this.
Then, get ready, and start!
So, for some people it's been two years.
For some people, it's been 40 years since the test started!
Elementary and middle school level language, mathematics, science, society, English main subjects and art, sports and so on.
A total of seven subjects.
To students, entertainers are not stupid! They're smart! They can study, too!
That's what we want you to show us today!
Tanaka sensei's entertainer test! Prove that you're not stupid!
However, after being shared a bad response,
the entertainer has a hard time accepting the study he hated so much!
But somehow, he remembered the fun of school life!
Call me, teacher! Tanaka!
Welcome to Tanaka sensei's classroom!
Okay, that's it!
Please put down your pen.
- Hey, now... - Don't write!
Okay!
- Put down your pen! Hey! - Wait!
- Why are you waiting?! - Wait for me!
What have you been doing for the past 30 minutes?!
You really don't follow the rules!
Hey, Shigeo!
I told you to stop! Why are you holding it again?!
- I thought it was dirty, so I rewrote it! - No, it's fine!
- Even if it's dirty, don't hold it for now! - Okay!
- So... - My head is about to explode!
- The test ends here! - Thank you for your hard work!
But everyone did their best to fill in the blanks!
I think my impression of you has gotten better!
Just by watching this video!
However, there is one person who is sick!
Minegishi-san!
- Good night! - Good night!
- Today is your day off?! - Today is my day off!
- Because I'm sick... - Really?
- It's not like you ran away! - I didn't run away!
- If you went to West Azabu, you'd be there! - I didn't go there!
- I'll be there soon! - I won't go there!
- If you have time... - Minegishi has already started there!
- I won't go there! - You've already started?!
- I won't go there! - Because you're sick...
- I'm sick! - See you later!
And with that, this day is now over!
For now, since I'm not in Minegista, I'm going back to Nisi Azabu.
If you're there, I have to catch you.
I will announce the 10th place.
After this, Tanaka sensei's heated class will start.
He will use students' crazy answers.
Can you read this kanji?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
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One week after the test, students are gathered in the classroom once again.
Good morning!
Ms. Minegishi has finally passed!
Ms. Minegishi has passed the exam on another day!
Ms. Tanaka is worried about her bad manners,
but in a variety show, she always leaves a good result!
It was a test right after the comeback, so I think I'm not doing well.
Please don't do that!
Maybe I didn't do my best.
Let me confirm one more time!
Yes!
Celebrities are now thought of as idiots!
Yes!
Why?
Please prove that you are not idiots!
Yes!
Please prove it!
Ms. Minegishi will not forgive you for pulling her legs!
Yes!
There is a saying that it is not good to rank people, right?
Yes!
But in this show, we will announce everyone's ranking!
Wow!
Everyone will be ranked 7th!
We will announce everyone's ranking!
Why?
Because everyone's ranking has been announced,
we don't want you to regret it!
Yes!
And we want you to improve yourself!
That's why we are announcing everyone's ranking!
Yes!
By the way, if you are confident about being 1st place...
Yes!
Please raise your hand!
Wait a minute!
Don't be silly!
Seriously...
No, no, no!
You can't do it like this!
We can!
You can't do it like this!
And from now on,
we will share with you our students' crazy answers
because they sent us so many weird answers in a row!
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First Hour - After School
Let's start with the national language.
The first place in the national language is...
Mr. Tramden!
That's wonderful.
Ms. Trauren Naomi is a super elite of Keio University who is reported as a commentator of an information program.
Of course, she is a top candidate of this class.
I wasn't confident in Japanese.
You are not confident.
I'm looking forward to it.
That's wonderful.
Let's start.
The first one.
Correct the next katakana into kanji.
"majime" (serious)
This one is easy.
Seriousness is important for an entertainer.
Ms. Trauren.
Here is the example.
Ms. Trauren's answer is...
"majime" (serious)
Correct.
That's wonderful.
"majime" means "face", right?
Yes.
There is a book about it.
"majime" means "serious eyes", "face", and "face", right?
Yes.
"majime" means "serious eyes", "face", and "face", right?
Yes.
However, there is someone who answered "majime" incorrectly.
Really?
Who is it?
Ms. Miura.
Is it me?
Yes.
Miura Ryota is an actor who appeared in many popular films.
In fact, he is the eldest son of a soccer legend, Kazuyoshi Miura.
Are you studying hard?
I think I wrote "a".
Miura Ryota's "majime" is...
"mame" (bean)
You didn't write "ji", did you?
It's "mame".
"mame" (bean)
King Kaz said "mame" a lot.
I like "mame".
Do you like it?
I like it.
It doesn't matter.
Which agency do you belong to?
I belong to "top coat".
That's a very good agency.
For example, "suda masaki" and "matsudaka touri".
matsudaka
Do you think "suda masaki" is stupid?
Do you think there is such a person?
Do you think it's an agency you like?
That's right.
I'll be careful.
It's difficult.
There is someone else who wrote "majime" incorrectly.
Mr. Noro.
Mr. Noro is a former variety show director.
Recently, he has been active in dramas.
Last year, he happily married a variety show director.
He is a housewife, so he doesn't know kanji well.
I think he knows kanji well.
Mr. Noro's "majime" is this.
You're terrible!
Why do you say "mame" right away?
That's "mame" in a row.
That's true.
But I think you're making a smart mistake.
That's true.
Where?
I can't sympathize with you at all.
Mr. Noro has his own way of doing things.
Mr. Noro is really good at it, but...
You're not making fun of him.
I'm not making fun of him.
I wrote it down and I'm serious about it.
Mr. Noro is the director of "variety show".
I think you're making fun of him.
Don't say that!
I'm not making fun of him!
You'll be disqualified.
You're terrible!
There was someone who wasn't serious about it.
Miyazaki-san!
I knew it!
Miyazaki-kun made a fuss in front of the public and held himself accountable.
I want you to study as much as you can and improve your image a little bit.
Miyazaki-san's seriousness is this!
Pure white eyes.
What is this?
Pure white eyes are when you're attacked by insects, right?
Pure white eyes are the best!
Huh?
The insects were pretty tough, weren't they?
There's still some left in my brain.
There's someone who wasn't serious about it!
There's more?
Murashige-san!
Huh? You're lying! You're seriously lying!
Former member of HKT Murashige Anna-san
What did you admit to? Are you smart?
Murashige-san's seriousness is this!
Seriousness.
I'm scared!
Don't say it like it's a joke!
Huh? You're lying! I didn't say it like that!
You didn't say it like that! You did!
Let's start with admitting it!
Huh? Wait! I can admit it now!
Of course you can!
Look at me! Look at me!
Huh? You're lying!
You're lying!
Why do you look at me like that?
This is hard!
I've been saying "kumo" for 7 years!
Seriously!
Seriously! Seriously!
If you don't say it, Kumo-san will...
It'll be like this for 7 years!
I've been aiming for a Kumo commercial for 7 years!
Kumo won't come in the world!
Huh? You're lying!
Here's the next question!
Correct the following katakana into kanji.
kikinzoku
Let's write the kanji!
This is it!
That's right!
kikinzoku
All elementary school students learn this kanji, right?
That's right!
If that's the case...
"kuroki-san"!
"kuroki-hikari-san" is a current selling talent!
His bright personality and innocent atmosphere make him look like a good student,
but it took him 5 and a half years to graduate high school!
"kuroki-san"'s "kikinzoku" is this!
mokukinzoku
That's strange!
Which one is "kikinzoku" and which one is "kuroki- san"?
There is a kanji like this!
There isn't!
That's funny!
It's like "kikinzoku" made of wood!
It took you 5 and a half years to graduate high school!
What did you do for 5 and a half years?
I took tests every time and got good grades!
No, you didn't graduate high school!
That's why it took you 5 and a half years!
You look innocent, but you're stupid!
I don't like it!
It's the first time I've heard "you look innocent, but you're stupid!"
How can you say that?
That's all I can say! I'm sorry!
By the way, there is someone who said the same answer!
"kusanagi-kun" also wrote "mokukinzoku" just like "kuroki-san"!
What? Are you dating?
That's strange!
You both wrote "mokukinzoku"!
That's fast!
We can't go hunting at this distance!
We can't see each other at this distance!
It's the same!
It just so happens!
No, it's the same!
What are you talking about?
"kusanagi-kun" who was in a comic book convenience store is mentally weak!
In fact, he dropped out of high school for two days!
I hope you have a fun school life today!
You don't have to date!
That's up to you!
I feel like I've changed my mind!
Can you move up a little bit?
I can't start talking like this!
I've never heard of it!
But "kusanagi-san" really likes "gals"!
What?
You said it, didn't you?
I didn't say it!
You said it!
I was embarrassed!
It's over!
Give me back my seat!
What's that?
Get along with each other!
Let's get along!
Anyway, "yuu-chan-min"!
Yes!
No way!
Let's get back together!
This class's mood maker "yuu-chan-san"
"yuu-chan-san" is still 20 years old!
He graduated high school for three years!
I don't want people to think "gals" are stupid!
That's what he said!
"yuu-chan-san"'s "kikin-zoku" is this!
"kimi-kin-zoku"?
Oh, no!
I didn't know!
Who said it?
I didn't say it!
But you say "chi", don't you?
Yes, we do!
I'm sure you don't say it!
Sometimes I say it, but...
Why do you say "kimi-kin-zoku"?
Who are you talking to?
What kind of situation is this?
It's not "pepper-kun", is it?
"kimi-kin-zoku"?
No, it's not like that!
There's one more person who changed his answer.
"komiya-kun"!
Wow!
That's funny!
"komiya-kun", who played "kiramenger"'s "red", is now a well-known actor!
In order not to destroy children's dreams, please show us your smart side!
"komiya-kun"'s "kikin-zoku" is this!
Yes!
"tori-zoku"?
Don't say it like that!
It's "tori-ki-zoku"!
"tori-ki-zoku"!
Hey!
Don't talk about it by yourself!
It seems like you were a little hungry!
"kikin-zoku" was played by all elementary school students, but "red" couldn't play it!
Children are really...
"kiramenger" is a piece of shit!
Look at him!
No, no, no!
Surprisingly, children change easily!
They cool down!
Oh, if you're stupid, forget it!
Rather than "tori-ki-zoku", there are people who want to write answers you don't know!
"yokokawa-san"!
Yes!
"yokokawa" is a bodybuilder who has become the number one bodybuilder in Japan!
On TV, he's a natural character, but...
If you're stupid, you won't gain muscle!
So...
"yokokawa-san"'s "kikin-zoku" is this!
Yes!
"kikin-zoku"?
Somehow...
That's how it came!
What's with that "lala-land" thing?
Is it starting?
Yes!
Let's do it together!
What's with "kikin-zoku"?!
"kikin-zoku" it is!
I won't do it!
That's how it came...
Of course, it's you!
Even Johnny's has no mercy!
I asked a hotel housekeeper.
Which one smells better, the one you washed and used for a week, or the one you just cleaned up?
I don't know at all.
The one you washed and used for a week will be confiscated for a week!
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Look, you're sweating!
Why?
I just washed it with that.
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Correct the following kanji into hiragana.
This one was a little difficult, but...
"sousai" (detailed)
I see.
"sashihiki" and "choukeshi"
Many people called it "sousatsu" (commentary)
There are many mistakes like that.
Correct answer is "sousai" (detailed)
Please remember.
There was one person who didn't write "sousatsu" (commentary)
and read it in a completely different way.
Kuroki-san!
Again?!
Wait!
Is it that bad?
It's that bad!
Kuroki-san's answer is...
"bokusatsu" (commentary)
I'm scared!
There's no way it would come up in a session like this!
I was really confident!
There's no way "bokusatsu" would come up!
"bokusatsu" means hitting and killing, right?
Is that so?
What do you do when your children ask you "mama, what is 'bokusatsu'?"
How do you explain it?
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
There's something dark about it.
There's something different about it.
The answer is "please do only this."
I'm begging you, really.
Next question.
Correct the following kanji into hiragana.
"ainiku" (unfortunately)
It's difficult.
I think "ainiku" was difficult.
But you use it a lot in everyday life.
For example, you say "ainiku fuzai" (unfortunately I'm not here)
There's someone who changed "ainiku" to a strange answer!
Who is it?
Noro-san!
Noro-san's "ainiku" is...
"namazo" (raw elephant)
I know, I know.
"oi, namazo" (hey, raw elephant)
How do you use it?
"oi, namazo" (hey, raw elephant)
It's like "shabazo" (raw elephant)
"shabazo" (raw elephant)
It's like "shabazo" (raw elephant)
This is also a little...
No, it's not like that.
It's not okay if you do it like that.
You can't lie like that.
People who do it like that in variety shows are watching.
It's not okay.
It's not okay if there's no truth.
In the meantime...
There was someone who didn't read it and changed the answer.
Tatsumi-kun!
He hasn't made a CD debut yet.
Johnny's group, Tatsumi Yudai-kun!
He's a young man who has just woken up.
I want to show you something good today.
It's Tatsumi-kun.
Isn't it "ainiku"?
Tatsumi-kun's "ainiku" is...
"chikushou" (damn it)
I think I know what it is.
Isn't it "chikushou"?
It's not "chikushou".
It's different.
Is it "omedayu"?
What is it?
People who write things like this should do it.
What is it? Why "omedayu"?
It's "chikushou".
You should do it yourself.
Why "tatsumidayu"?
You should do "tatsumidayu".
I can't say it.
If you say it, it can't be helped.
Johnny's has a lot of ideas.
Please stand here.
Why?
You should do "tatsumidayu".
You have something, don't you?
Everyone wants "tatsumidayu" now.
It hurts.
Tatsumi-kun's "tatsumidayu", please.
If you start it, it will come out.
With a good voice.
"for you" is a group called "hiragana".
When we thought we were the only ones,
"naniwa" became popular with boys.
"chikushou" (damn it)
It's a good story.
"naniwa" boys are the best.
"naniwa" boys are...
They are very energetic.
Are we claiming ourselves as official rivals?
We are the same "hiragana" group.
But "tatsumidayu" was good, wasn't it?
Did you find a new character?
What is "tatsumidayu"?
Use the following terms to make a short sentence.
"tsuru" (train)
"tsuru" means to suppress many opinions.
"tsuru" can be used to say "tatsumidayu".
But there are people who write strange sentences.
Yu-chami-san!
Yu-chami-san's answer is...
Please say "tsuru" in a short voice.
What is this?
What does it mean?
I don't know what "tsuru" means.
It's not "tsuru", it's "tatsumidayu".
I don't know what "tatsumidayu" means.
Is the director going to say it?
Please say "tsuru" in a short voice.
One, two, three...
Wait a minute!
I prepared "tsuru" in a short voice.
What kind of voice is "tsuru" in a short voice?
Let me ask you.
What kind of voice is "tsuru" in a short voice?
"tsuru" in a short voice...
Is this an opening?
This is terrible!
And at the end...
Now, let's go to the city we visited today.
If you say it yourself...
Three, two, one...
Ah! Ah! Ah!
OK, it's started.
It hasn't started yet.
My hands are coming down.
This is terrible.
I'm embarrassed.
You're a little...
I'm a little stupid.
You're stupid.
I don't want to be called "stupid" by stupid people.
OK.
The answer of Kuroki-san is...
this!
What?
"When you're in pain, say "tsuru"."
Is this "sedesu"?
"When you're in pain, say "tsuru"."
sedesu
I was wondering if "tsuru" would cheer me up...
and I thought it would be an advice.
Ah, in that sense...
Yes, yes, yes.
I heard it just now.
Ah!
It makes me even more excited.
OK, the next question.
Use the next idiom to make a short sentence.
The latch won't open.
It means that things won't progress no matter how long it takes.
Yes.
This is also an idiom some people are worried about.
Yes.
Minegishi-san!
Minegishi-san's answer is...
In izakayas, actors and actresses fight because the latch won't open.
This is real.
This is correct.
Correct.
Correct?
Correct.
It's correct.
However...
So that's what happened.
However...
This is kind of suspicious.
How is it, Sensei?
You're telling Mishian-san, aren't you?
No, no, no.
This is before COVID-19.
No, I'm not asking you.
Is it OK if it's before COVID-19 or something like that?
No, it's before COVID-19.
There are also people who are worried about this idiom.
Yes.
Tatsumi-kun!
Huh? What did you write?
Tatsumi-kun's answer is...
No matter how long it takes, the latch won't open.
It's sad.
It's kind of sad.
It's correct!
I'm glad you wrote it.
It's true, isn't it?
It's kind of upsetting.
This is frustrating.
Let's beat up his feelings.
This is what a cloth manager says.
What's with the hose?
I've prepared it this time.
The staff just brought it from the art department.
Amazing.
Let's let it go for now.
What are you talking about?
You're not supposed to say such interesting things like that!
You don't have to say anything interesting.
No, I'm letting it go.
You should express your depressed feelings.
Next is TATSUMI DAIYU.
Please come in.
(Singing)
He is good at it.
He creates the atmosphere.
He is good at it.
(Singing)
He is good at it.
(Singing)
Damn it!
He is scary.
Many comedians are serious.
He is serious.
I said it seriously.
I haven't lost weight since I saw him.
He has been doing it for 365 days.
That's right.
I don't like people who sing and dance like that.
He was serious about it.
I think he is kind now.
He is serious about it.
He is desperate about it.
Next is YAMASAKI.
Yes.
YAMASAKI is dancing.
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I'm too noisy for your tea.
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Starting this spring, Yamasaki-san will be hosting a pop-up show.
She's from the National University of Japan.
Her husband is a funny comedian, Mr. Obata.
- And now, Yamasaki-san's answer... - Yes?
As expected, her husband cheated on her again.
Whether or not he cheated on her, they talked until dawn, but nothing came of it.
Her husband's recent suspicious behavior caused her to hang herself, but she didn't show her tail.
- It was perfect! - It was perfect!
- Right? - Right!
- It's correct, but... - My heart...
- I felt something... - It was so smooth!
Which means...
You haven't forgiven him yet, right?
No, I won't forgive him for the rest of my life.
- That's right. - Yes.
- You won't forgive him. - No.
- Well, Mr. Miyazaki next to you... - Yes.
Mr. Miyazaki will say anything you say.
- No, that's how it is. - That's how it is.
- That's how it is, right? - Please reflect on yourself for the rest of your life.
Think of it as your wife's words and listen to her.
Fill in the next blank and complete the phrase.
- "From the second floor." - You know this phrase, right?
- I've heard it a lot. "Eye drops from the second floor."
- Mr. Mitter! - Huh?
- Really? - No way!
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From the second floor.
How did you write "eye drops from the second floor"?
- I have no idea. - I don't know.
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Fill in the next blank and complete the phrase.
From the second floor.
You know it, right?
I hear it a lot. "From the second floor, eye drops."
Even if you can't get the result you want, it's embarrassing.
I say "what?" but...
From the second floor, eye drops.
It's difficult, isn't it? Putting eye drops in from the second floor.
Yes, it is.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Everyone did a lot of things from the second floor.
Nonomura-san!
Eto-san!
Why?!
Nonomura Makoto-kun has been active in "Mysterious Discoveries" for 30 years.
He has the impression of a young talent.
But today, he will show us that he can study.
He wants to show his daughter, Kanon-chan, what he's good at!
Unexpected!
Nonomura-san's answer is...
From the second floor, don't shout.
What is it?
You're noisy!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's easy to understand.
Please don't shout!
It's too simple. It's a nuisance.
Did something happen at home?
Ahh!
Is it the night of the day when Nonomura-san's daughter didn't say her name?
"Ahh!" from the second floor.
Stay close to me for the rest of your life!
It's a fun scene.
It's a nuisance for you, so please don't do it.
Furthermore, Mita-san...
What?!
No way!
Mita-san, who is Nonomura-kun's senior in high school, has three sons.
While Nonomura-kun is telling his sons to study at home, Mita-san can't show his stupid appearance.
I thought Mita-san wouldn't show up.
I thought Mita-san would be smart.
"Ahh!" It's a nuisance for you, isn't it?!
No, no, no!
It happens sometimes, doesn't it?!
It happens, doesn't it?!
I wonder if there was a nuisance in Showa era.
There is!
There is a nuisance in Showa era.
There is!
There is a nuisance in Showa era.
Mita-san's answer is...
From the second floor.
Julie.
What is it?!
I have no idea at all.
I have to explain it to you in various ways, Mita- san.
Eh?!
You don't know?!
"Julie" is this person!
Yes.
Sawada Kenji-san!
You have to say it all the way.
I don't know!
There is a drama called "Terauchi Kantarou Ikka", which I love so much...
Do you know it?!
I don't know this one.
You don't know?!
I've heard of it, but I've never seen it.
In that drama, in every famous scene,
Kiki Kirin goes to her room and says "Julie~" in front of Julie's poster.
There was a famous scene like that.
I had an image of hearing it from the second floor.
"Julie~" from the second floor?
There was a phrase like that in the Showa era, wasn't there, Nako-chan?
Yes, there was a phrase like that in those days.
But there wasn't "Julie~" from the second floor.
There wasn't.
Now, there are people who are even more worried about the answer.
Are you worried about it?
Kuroki-san!
Wow!
It's all correct!
This is bad.
Kuroki-san's answer is...
"Julie~" from the second floor.
What is this?
Stop it already!
You'll die right away!
My family is watching.
They've been doing it since 19 o'clock on Sundays.
"Julie~" and "mortar".
Isn't "julie" a bullet?
"Mortar"?
Is it "mortar"?
It's "mortar".
What is "mortar"?
If you say "mortar", we'll die together!
You!
This is bad!
"Julie~" from the second floor is like that.
That's right!
It's scary!
It's not "it's scary!".
Your answer is like that!
It's scary!
It's dark!
Your answer is like that!
This is bad!
What's wrong with you?
It's really scary.
Now, there are people who have answered Kuroki- san's answer.
Who?
Komiya-kun!
Huh?
The hero has come to save you!
Red!
Komiya-kun's answer is this!
From the second floor...
Even if you fall, you won't cut yourself.
What is this?
What are you saying?
I'm happy!
So, what is this?
Kuroki-san is looking from above...
Komiya-kun is looking from below, right?
Even if you fall, you won't cut yourself.
But you won't stop, right?
You won't cut yourself, so you're saying "go", right?
You won't stop!
You can't go forward like that!
If you're a hero, stop!
I understand.
I'm really embarrassed.
That's amazing!
Even if you're a professional painter, you won't know!
What?
What is it?
It's this!
After this, the art teacher praised the professional level!
Who is the student who praised it?
I'm Uchimura Teruyoshi.
Monday night at eight o'clock is "Tomorrow's Uchimura".
And "Tomorrow's Kantere" is...
From seven o'clock, it's "Nepling".
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At eight o'clock, it's "Tomorrow's Uchimura".
Tawama infiltrates the highest level!
At nine o'clock, it's "Drama".
A man's question mark.
The strongest buddy enters a new incident.
From ten o'clock, it's "Drama".
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There are a lot of fun drinks!
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Fill in the blanks and complete the kanyouku.
Parent's Snail
You know how to use this kanyouku, right?
Yes, we do.
It's easy.
Murakkun...
Murakkun's answer is...
Here!
"Parent's Snail"...
...to bite.
That's correct!
Now, Murashige-san...
Murashige-san's answer is...
Here!
"Parent's Snail"...
...to kick really hard.
Stop it!
It's a story from the rebellious period.
You can't kick like that!
My parents were strict.
That's why I kept kicking.
All the time?!
But I was also pushed against the floor a lot.
Because you kicked a lot!
Yes, I was kicked really hard.
You have to do it like this.
You're the one who kicked first!
Why do you have to kick?
Stop kicking and tell us about kicking!
Next question!
Use the following katakana word to make a short sentence.
Literacy
"Literacy" means...
...reading and writing ability...
...and understanding ability.
"Literacy" means reading and understanding ability.
Komiya-kun!
Yes!
I'm so excited!
Komiya-kun's "literacy" is...
Literacy here and there
Why is it "literacy"?
Stop it!
It's like a song sung by a local boy band.
Literacy here and there
It doesn't sound popular at all.
Stop it!
Is it a debut song of 4U?
4U's debut song?
Literacy here and there
It won't sell!
There are people who use it in a strange way!
Yes!
Murashige-san!
Yes!
Murashige-san's answer is...
Where does your literacy come from?
This is Benzer Block!
Benzer Block!
"Where does your wind come from?" is not "Where does your literacy come from?"
It's "I'm from the nose!"
From my throat!
My head!
It's not "from the head!"
I think there's a reason for this.
There is?
I thought "literacy" meant "capacity" in my mind.
Where does your acceptable literacy come from?
What is your shared range?
Where does the entrance come from?
Why do you ask me all of a sudden?
I'm asking you!
I'm asking you because you're telling me!
Don't ask me first!
Hey!
Don't get bored of your teacher's way of teaching!
The second lesson is "mathematics".
Next is "mathematics"!
Mathematics is cool if you can do it!
It's cool, isn't it?
Your image will be improved at once!
The first place in mathematics is...
Miyazaki-san!
Thank you.
It's not a logarithm, is it?
It's a division system.
Division system!
This is a good image.
It's good, isn't it?
Well, let's look at the problem.
Do the next calculation.
At first glance, it looks like a difficult problem, but...
If "zero" is written at the end,
the answer is "zero"!
Yes!
It's already...
"zero" in two seconds.
Let's move on to the next problem.
This is also a lucky problem.
Yes, it is.
Among them,
Mita-san!
What?
Hiroko-chan!
Mita-san!
Let's look at Mita-san's answer.
Here it is!
It's written "one hundred and eighty".
She's doing her best!
I'm not doing my best!
You're too mean, Sensei!
No, no!
But, almost everyone is correct!
It's a service problem!
I don't like it!
Why can't you do it?
This is a problem of "cumon".
"Cumon" is very common.
"Cumon" is a problem of "zero".
Is "cumon" common?
Yes, it is.
It's "cumon"'s way of doing it.
It's definitely different!
Please don't make "cumon" representative's face!
This is serious!
Definitely!
Write down all the numbers and answers of "cumon"'s seven steps.
If you can't do it, it's a problem of "cumon".
It's a service problem.
However, there is one person who wrote "cumon"'s mysterious seven steps.
Mysterious!
Who is it?
It's Shige-san!
Again!?
You were doing "cumon", weren't you?
Yes, I was doing "cumon"!
"cumon" is doing it!
I was doing it a lot!
You wrote "cumon"'s seven steps, didn't you?
I was doing it a lot!
Here is Shige-san's answer!
"Seven" is "seven".
"Seven" is "ten".
"Seven" is "three", "two" is "four".
"Seven" is "two", "eight" is "five".
"Five" is "thirty-five".
"Seven" is "six", "fourteen" is "forty-five".
"Seven" is "forty-nine".
"Seven" is "fifty-four".
"Seven" is "sixty-three".
"Seven" is "seventy".
"Seven" is "seventy"?
It's a little too far, isn't it?
How far is it?
"Seven" is "two", "fourteen" is "twenty".
How far is it?
73 is 21, 74 is 28, 75 is 35, 76 is 74, 77 is 79, 78 is 54, 79 is 63, 720 is 20.
It's gone.
Wait a minute.
How many sevens of "kuku" are there?
It's up to seven "kuku".
It's "kuku".
Is "kuku" like that?
That's right.
How did you learn it? Did you learn it until you were twenty?
Yes, I learned it until I was twenty.
Is there such a school?
India does it like that.
India is a two-digit country.
You've heard of it, haven't you?
Yes, I've heard of it.
Do you do it?
I only learned "kumo" until I was nine.
Did you do "kumo"?
Yes, I did "kumo".
Wait a minute.
I can't get a claim from "kumon".
That's terrible.
It's a little different, but it's definitely increasing.
Yes, little by little.
Suddenly, it suddenly decreases to 24.
It decreases from 77 to 24.
Can you explain this?
Can I write the formula?
Yes, of course.
I want to write the formula.
Please write it here.
You are stubborn, aren't you?
12x7, right?
Why did it become 24?
7x14, right?
1 and 2 here.
Can you put it there?
You are suddenly calculating.
You told me to put it here.
That's why I put 2 here.
That's your way of doing it, isn't it?
I'm talking about multiplication.
12x7...
Why did it disappear?
Why did it become like that?
But this is my way of doing it.
No, it's not like that at all.
You are showing off in front of me.
Why?
Why are you showing off?
It seems like it's my way of doing it.
Stop it now.
Don't show off.
Next question.
Complete the following equation.
Area of a cube.
(square plus square)
(close)
(multiply)
(height)
(divide by 2)
You memorized it, didn't you?
This is bad.
This is really bad.
Yuu-chan seems to be very confident.
There was a strange person.
Noro-san!
Noro-san's answer is...
(parenthesis)
It doesn't have sense, does it?
(parenthesis)
It's the same even if you divide it by one.
But if you divide it by one, it's half of the answer, right?
Half of it?
It's not half of it.
It's like a hidden flavor of this question.
It's like "Nobody noticed it, but I divided it by one."
It's not like "I felt it well"
This is not your instruction, is it?
No, it's not like that.
Everyone will see it.
That's right.
I feel like I'm doing something wrong.
Subject.
Yes.
The answer of the subject is this.
(3.14 + height)
(x 3.14 - lowness)
Lowness?
What?
Wow!
I've never heard of it.
Awesome!
I can laugh at the answer.
If there is a height, there is also a lowness, isn't it?
That's right.
There is no "true".
No matter how high or low it is, it is expressed as a height.
This is also a height.
Oh, I see.
Isn't it?
It's the same. This is also a height and this is also a height.
If it's a table height, is it here?
If it's a table like this...
This part is the height.
There is no lowness.
Where is it?
Where is it low?
The lowest part of the ceiling.
You said "ceiling", didn't you?
That's it!
That's right.
Are you okay?
But it's very educational.
What?
That's it?
It's educational, isn't it?
It's very educational.
I'm sure you've done it before.
Next is area of circle.
Yes.
Complete the following request.
Area of circle.
Area of circle request.
It's easy, isn't it?
Half square times half square times...
Here, it's 3.14.
Area of circle.
Yes.
Some of you know it.
As expected.
Area of circle is...
Yokokawa-kun.
Yes.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Yokokawa-kun's answer is...
This one!
That was close!
3.14 times length times time.
Time!
Why?
There's no such thing as "time".
Time!
The concept is new.
Time to circle?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right.
Time to circle?
Yes, yes, yes.
Time to circle?
How fast is it?
You don't know, do you?
Can you say it with your own fingers?
Well, it depends on the person.
Then, it changes depending on the person.
It changes.
Even though it's math...
The answer...
Is it okay for each person to have their own answer?
If you put it like that...
It doesn't make sense.
It's math, so you have to put it like that.
It's a bit hard to say.
It's hard?
What is?
Even though I put in my best effort to write it...
What is this?
And then, I'm like...
Okay, I'll do it.
You're not "okay, I'll do it."
It's different.
If you're like "this is like this,"
they'll ask you like "what?"
Yeah, it's like...
First of all, you have a side.
I understand.
Then, I'll be gentle.
If you feel it, we should think about it, too.
Let's play a game!
Next, it's a sentence question.
I didn't know.
When a marathon runner measures his time,
he has run 2 km in just 8 minutes.
Until he started and measured his time,
how fast did he run?
Calculation is simple, right?
Miura-kun!
Yes?
Let's see Miura-kun's answer.
Here it is!
15 km/h.
That's correct!
Wow!
I'm so happy!
This is wonderful!
Finally!
Wow!
In the top coat!
Will it go up a little?
It will go up!
It suits you well!
Suddenly, I have a good impression of you.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Actually, you've forgotten about it, haven't you?
There is someone who hasn't answered yet.
Murashige-san!
Wow!
It's difficult!
Let's see!
Here it is!
1 km is 1000 m, so...
2 km is 2000 m, so...
2000 x 8 is 16000 m, so...
it runs at 16000 km/h.
It's fast!
It's too fast!
It's fast, isn't it?
Is it 16000 km/h?
It's fast!
Well, I thought...
This racer is really fast!
Like "Boom!"
Boom!
I can't keep up with you!
I think I can go to Osaka in a few tens of seconds.
I can't keep up with you!
Tomorrow, cantelecom!
I can't keep up with you!
It's really good!
Can I stop? Can I play it every night?
It's really good!
Boom!
Good morning!
It's like that!
I'm scared of it!
You don't like it, do you?
All the salaried workers are like "Boom!"
The Shinagawa station is like "Boom!"
Mr. Tanaka, please be kind.
It's cute, isn't it?
He's kind!
It's cute, isn't it?
It can't be cured by this.
Is it okay?
He said it himself!
The third hour, art.
The next test is art.
From now on, you will draw your classmates' faces.
It's difficult!
Please draw them.
What is "dessan" (drawing)?
No, you can just draw it.
The model is Mr. Mita, the class president.
Mr. Tanaka, you don't have to see me naked, do you?
If you could see me naked...
Mr. Tanaka, please stop him!
Mr. Tanaka's class is not only about Japanese and math, but also about Buddhism.
So, the art test is drawing of people.
Even students who are not good at Japanese or math want to score points here.
Mita-san drew her own picture while looking in the mirror in advance.
The finished picture is rated by Ms. Misugi, an art teacher who usually teaches junior high school students.
First of all, I will announce the top three people.
First of all, the third place is...
This is a place for people who are not good at Japanese and math.
Mita-san!
The model herself scored three points!
Are you good at art?
I wanted to join the art club, but rather than joining the art club,
I went to the school and watched cool people in the tennis club and soccer club.
Well, it looks like she did well, so let's take a look.
Here!
It's amazing!
But you look like you have a bad personality when you look at me like this. Is it okay?
I can feel your shadow, but it's sad.
By the way, Ms. Misugi, an art teacher, has the best drawing skills.
Really?
Her hair flow and shadows under her lips are very good.
Thank you, Ms. Misugi!
However, she tries too hard to draw her face beautifully that she doesn't draw her body.
Ah!
It's very Japanese. You should have drawn your body, too!
Body?
You don't need a small "e" for "body," do you?
Now, let's move on to the second place!
Please!
If you don't get in here...
There are people who want to get in here, right?
Yes!
It's amazing!
Mita-san's senior for one year, Nonomura-kun, what kind of work did you make use of your long relationship with Mita-san?
This one!
What?! Why?!
Finally!
Mita-san, you're in a good mood!
I'm in a good mood!
What's up with you, Mita-san?
I've known Mako-chan for 42 years!
I've known her for 42 years and I've become like this!
You've become like this, haven't you?
What?!
Excuse me, teacher, but does this have any meaning?
The teacher told me that the line of light is not too dark and natural.
Natural?
It's natural light, apparently.
Can you turn it off later?
Turn it off.
The students were dissatisfied with it, but the art teacher gave it a high rating.
And the first place is...
The second place is...
The first place is...
The first place is also valued by the art teacher!
The winner is...
Johnny-san!
You did it!
I'm curious!
Were you good at art?
I loved art.
I still do acrylic paints.
What?!
I did it and uploaded it to the site where my fans can see it.
Did you get the result?
Here it is!
It's a little scary.
It looks like a crocodile.
It's a crocodile, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Are you watching a music video?
It looks like you don't agree with me.
But the teacher said it was first place.
That's right.
This is a comment from the teacher.
Even though it's not an easy angle,
it has a three-dimensional effect and has an atmosphere as a painting.
Even if you say it's drawn by a professional, you won't know.
You're so kind!
Don't say that!
Art is all about sense.
However, there are students who have drawn with such indifferent sense that you can't overlook.
Let's share this, too!
The next picture is scary.
It's scary?
Yes, it is.
It's Yokokawa-kun's picture.
It's early in the morning.
Let's take a look at Yokokawa-kun's picture.
Here it is!
There should only be one model, but...
What is this?
What?
Is that the meaning of "Mita-san only"?
I attacked from three directions.
Ah, you mean Mita-san from various angles, right?
Ah, yes, yes.
Front, diagonal, horizontal.
His head is split in the middle, though.
Really?
Is there a comment from Sensei?
No, this is...
Sensei said...
This is the first time I've seen a picture without head and tail.
Really?
All of it? Really?
No!
Ah, I see.
It's not just the head and tail.
His head and tail are split.
It's not clear.
It's not.
It's weird.
Is there some kind of trauma?
Is there some kind of complex in the head and tail?
There are also students who drew with malicious intent.
Next, Noro-san!
Eh? But I had confidence.
You had confidence?
Yes.
Then, let's take a look at this.
Here it is!
But you had a lot of confidence, right?
Yes.
This has a bad name, right?
It's not good.
But you drew it so cutely.
This is not good.
You drew lots of lines.
If you only look at this part here, he's Mr. Oakbo.
Do you know?
If you only look at this part...
If you put this on top of Mr. Oakbo, you will fit in perfectly.
Please don't drink Mr. Oakbo.
No, no, no, the lines...
It may be because of his age...
He's the youngest one, so it's likely.
But I'm like that, too.
And finally, Kusanagi-kun.
I was most worried about you, Kusanagi-kun.
Here it is!
What did you write?!
Tomorrow, if you live in your dream life, Tower Man top floor...
Wow! This is the top floor...
Wow!
Tomorrow, if you get trapped in the elevator by an earthquake...
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Ready, set, bake!
Prime Video's new show is...
A cooking reality show in which 10 amateur bakers compete in making bread and sweets!
Did you eat this?!
While challenging various challenges, the bakers grow up!
I'm so excited!
But in the end, they can feel happy!
A new reality show!
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Let's watch it on Prime Video!
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I can do anything!
There are no rules for how to enjoy it!
Apples and honey are melting in your mouth!
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When we live together, we notice small changes or get along with each other.
- Huh? Do you know? - No, I don't know! My nose is twitching!
We casually notice each other and fall asleep again.
We can recognize each other's differences.
The air conditioners we live with also notice and care for each other.
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And last but not least, Kusanagi-kun.
I was most worried about you, Kusanagi-kun.
Here it is!
Is this Mito-san?
It's Kaito-san!
You're the worst!
- His eyes are black. - This is really scary.
It looks like...
trash to me.
- There's like a shadow behind you. - There's a shadow.
This is scary!
- Even in the comments from the teachers... - Yes.
His eyes are black. It's a sign of death.
It's a picture of a ghostly image.
- It looks like a ghost. - It looks like a ghost, doesn't it, Mito-san?
When you look at it like that, you feel like you're being sucked in.
- It's dangerous. - It's dangerous.
Actually, Mito-san...
If you remove your makeup, you'll look like this.
Hey!
Kusanagi!
I'll beat you up later!
Huh?
- Wait a minute, please. - Huh? What?
Don't you feel something, Miya-san?
- What, what, what? - It feels like you're getting tingles.
- What, what, what? - You feel something, don't you?
- You feel it cold on your back. - There's something, right?
- There is, right? - There is!
- What? - Everyone, calm down!
It's okay! It's okay!
- What? - What?!
- What?!
- What is this?! - What?!
- Seriously?! - Everyone!
When the light turns on...
What is this?
What is that?
Grasshopper!
That's not a grasshopper!
Grasshopper!
That's not a grasshopper!
Grasshopper!
That's not a grasshopper!
You're not a grasshopper, are you?
Grasshopper!
Grasshopper! Where is it?
Grasshopper!
What's going on?
Grasshopper is gone!
What's going on? Are you serious?
Everyone said Mita-san is terrible, so the curse came into being.
Mita's curse caused Grasshopper to become like this!
Wait a minute. What is this?
What is this drama?
This is Mita's curse!
Why is Grasshopper stuck like this?
I don't know why it's stuck like this, but I don't know why Grasshopper became like this!
Why is it tied up like this?
This is Mita's curse!
Hasegawa, don't do anything selfish.
That's right.
From now on, I'm going to be Grasshopper's director and make a drama.
Don't make a drama!
This is really gross.
While everyone is studying and getting tired, I want to make them laugh even a little.
I did it!
You did it!
I'm sorry!
This is too funny!
If that's the case, it's not like this!
Why are you laughing like that?
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The fourth hour, science!
The results of science will be announced!
All right!
The top of science is...
Miyazaki-san!
Really?
Mathematics and science.
Wow.
You are good at math.
I didn't have much confidence.
Did you pass?
Yes, I did.
You did it.
I was so frustrated.
Really, really.
I wasn't good at math.
I wasn't good at science.
I'm jealous of you.
Can you give me one more chance?
You should have given me one more chance.
I'm so happy.
Let's look at the question.
Answer the weather satellite that shoots the sky of Japan from space in four letters.
The correct answer is "sunflowers".
Sunflowers.
You hear about it a lot, don't you?
Even weather forecasts.
Sunflowers are satellites that observe the shape of clouds, seas, land, and atmospheric water vapor from an altitude of about 36,000 km above sea level and use it for weather forecasting.
One of them is Trouden-san.
What?
Are you kidding me?
It's the correct answer, isn't it?
There is an answer that will make you believe it's Trouden-san.
Really?
Here it is!
Amidas.
No, no, no.
Amidas?
Amidakuji?
If you say it like that, it's Amedas.
Amedas.
That's what it is.
Trouden-san, I want to know what it is.
I thought you wouldn't know the weather satellite that shoots the sky of Japan, so I was wondering what it was.
Amidas.
You said it wrong again.
Amedas.
Is it that team again?
The killing team.
Stop it, that team.
Katsuhayru and Trouden-san.
Amidas.
I'll kill you tomorrow, but it's Amidas.
Let's not do it.
It's not "shall we do it the day after tomorrow?"
There is an even worse answer.
Yokokawa-kun.
Yes, please.
Why are you getting serious all of a sudden?
I'm sorry.
Did you change your mind?
I think I can do it.
That's good.
You even wrote "hira" and "yo" correctly.
Alright!
Yokokawa-kun's answer is this!
"sanemitsu" or "shieharu"?
What is this?
Who is it?
Whose name is it?
And why are you not confident?
What is this?
It's kind of like "haru".
At least decide which one it is.
That's right.
I've heard of it in the weather forecast.
Let's look at the weather satellite "sanemitsu".
What is it?
Which one is it?
Who is it?
Here's the next question.
Kusanagi's answer!
Let's look at Kusanagi-kun's answer.
Here it is!
That's great!
I'm happy!
What are you good at, Rika?
Rika...
Out of all of us, I'm most confident in Rika.
That's great!
How about you, Kuroki-san?
Well, I think it's good.
Most of Rikers are smart, aren't they?
That's right.
I think it's good.
Oh, really?
You're suddenly talking like a handsome man.
You weren't talking like that earlier.
You're suddenly talking like a handsome man.
But I like it when you answer like that.
That's great.
It's uplifting.
That's great.
Now, Kusanagi-kun is also curious about this.
Kuroki-san!
Let's look at Kuroki-san's answer.
Here it is!
The celestial body that emits light itself is called "ichibanboshi".
That's not good.
"Ryusei-kun"?
"Ryusei-kun", right?
I wanted to write "Ryusei-gun".
It's not "gun".
"Gun" is here.
Is there another one?
"Ryusei-gun"?
Which one is it?
"Fujii-san" or "Yokohama-san"?
Which one?
"Ryusei-kun" or "Kakuto Kusanagi" are shocking, aren't they?
In the end...
It's not like that anymore.
It's different from what you thought, Kuroki-san.
"Ryusei-kun" or "Kakuto Kusanagi" are shocking, aren't they?
You think you can't reach it at all, don't you?
I see.
The figure below explains the principle of "teko".
Fill in the following blanks.
From the left, you have "sayouten".
In the middle, you have "shiten".
In the right, you have "rikiten".
By adding force to "rikiten",
and by rotating around "shiten",
you can add great force to "sayouten".
That's the principle of "teko".
There was someone who didn't understand it at all.
Yes.
Murashige-san.
Yes.
Murashige-san's answer is...
45 points, 80 points, 100 points.
"Sayouten"?
"Sayouten"?!
What does this mean?
What is this 40 points for?
What do you think it is?
Out of 100 points, if this is 100 points...
Oh, this is?
This is 100 points?
This is 100 points, right?
There is a slight difference.
The bag must be heavier, right?
So...
Ah, it's heavy.
It's like 45 points.
The bag is heavy, so it's 45 points.
I don't know what you're talking about.
The more embarrassing answer is...
Well, Mita-san.
Hirogo-chan, Hirogo-chan.
Mita-san wrote this correctly.
Here is the answer.
Weakness. Weakness. Weakness.
Oh, this is not good.
I really didn't want to see this answer from Mita- san.
This is...
Wait...
Isn't it embarrassing?
No, no, no.
Is it really right to do this for one point?
I don't want one point.
Because we have to attack properly.
Yes, it's not good.
Please don't copy this, everyone.
Yes, we won't.
Please answer the name of the next microorganism.
Well, it might have been a little difficult. Worms.
Worms.
Worms?
They live in lakes with salt water.
They are famous for tiny bugs and green worms, but this might have been a little difficult.
Worms are the most famous.
I wanted you to answer this.
Mita-san's answer is...
Hirogo-chan, you don't know?
Mita-san's answer is...
Mitochondria.
Mitochondria exists.
We don't want you to look here.
Please pull up the drawing paper.
Mita-san!
She's doing it!
She's cheating!
Mita-san!
This is not good.
I don't like this.
You don't have to say it.
One point is more important than zero, isn't it?
You think so, don't you?
How do you feel about this?
Everyone is spending a lot of money on insurance.
It's not good.
I don't like it.
A senior comedian is doing it.
I don't like it.
But I think it's important.
Why is it important?
One point is more important than zero.
It's important.
You went to Brazil alone.
That's right.
You did it in Brazil.
Mitochondria doesn't exist anymore.
But it's the same in terms of Mitochondria.
I'm still talking about it.
Let me talk about it.
I'll crush you.
You're a good defender.
I'll crush you.
After this, all the handsome guys cheered for Mitochondria.
Go, Mitochondria!
I asked a hotel housekeeper.
Which one smells better?
The one you washed and used for a week?
Which one smells better?
I don't know at all.
The one you washed and used for a week is better.
It's refreshing.
Lenoir.
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What is this water absorption power?
Hey, did you change the towel?
I haven't changed it.
Huh? But look at this hair.
I just washed it with that.
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The satisfaction of eating delicious food comes out in your face.
It comes out, doesn't it?
I'll eat it normally and deliciously.
Until the delicious face that is satisfied in the auto shop is called Toyagawa.
Auto shop!
It's expensive!
Mr. Kato!
Hello!
Oh, it's in season.
It's not in season.
It's in season.
The whole of spring.
Auto shop!
It's in season.
High-calorie chocolate.
Don't you buy it somehow?
If you eat it every day, your legs are also important, aren't they?
Deep and sweet like this.
What is it? The blessing of cacao?
This sweetness.
Go out with MANOWARE!
First cafe!
Room too!
Yeah!
With MANOWARE!
Go out!
Go out together. I'm happy.
MANOWARE
Go out together. I'm happy.
You can lose a few kilograms. Simulation easily on the web.
A closet with a lot of closets.
Closet or closet, which is it?
Clothes and Dani...
Dani?
Dani?!
Dani-safety clothes.
Dani!
It's beautiful.
How beautiful it is!
Shiradashi Dashi Rolled Egg.
If it is kappo shiradashi, the beautiful color of the material
as it is.
Moreover, dashi is delicious.
Yamaki's kappo shiradashi.
Yamaki.
Ready, set, bake!
Prime Video's new program is
ten amateur bakers competing in making bread and sweets.
Cooking reality program.
Did you eat this?
While challenging various challenges, bakers are growing up.
I'm nervous and excited.
But in the end, you can feel happy.
A new sense of reality program.
Bake Off Japan.
Let's watch it in Prime Video.
What is DNA and what is its abbreviation?
I'm sure you've heard of it before.
Yes, it is.
It is a substance that becomes genetic information of organisms.
There is a person who answered it perfectly.
Mr. Trauden.
Let's see his answer.
This one!
Mr. Deoxyribocac.
Correct!
Amazing!
He is the only one who got it right!
I'm so happy!
Amazing!
Mr. Deoxyribocac.
I've never heard of it before.
Compared to it, there are many people who wrote weird things.
Mr. Tatsumi.
What did you write?
The answer is...
Dopamine natural answer.
It's like a special move.
Dopamine natural answer.
It's a little weird.
Let's have Mr. Komiya say it like a special move.
Yes, please.
Let's have him say it.
No, no, no.
It's like a special move.
If Mr. Komiya says it, I think it will succeed.
Dopamine natural answer.
Please.
I'm trying to make it sound like a special move.
What is Dopamine natural answer like a special move?
It's like a special move.
Please.
Dopamine natural answer.
It's cool!
It's like a special move.
You should try it.
Something came up.
You said it.
You said something.
Natural answer.
Next, Mr. Miura.
Mr. Miura's answer is...
Deep National Associate.
Which one?
It's difficult.
It's complicated.
What do you mean?
Can I say it, Mr. Komiya?
You just sat down.
If you can...
I want to see it.
I can't say it right now.
Can you show us your special move?
Mr. Komiya, please.
Yes.
DEEP NATIONAL ASSOCIATION!
That's good!
That's magical!
That's amazing!
That's possible!
That's amazing, everyone!
The last one was a wave, but the one just now was magical!
That was good!
Who's next?
Ms. Yuichami!
Yes!
Ms. Yuichami's answer is this!
"DIRECT NATIONAL" is a point!
Then, let's go!
"DIRECT NATIONAL" is a point!
That's good!
Her movement is cute!
That's amazing!
A point!
That's amazing!
Are you making a reservation for something?
A point! A reservation is a point!
If you're making a reservation, you have to go naturally.
If you make a reservation like this, I don't like it.
I don't like it. I really don't like it.
Next is Mita-san.
Eh? What is it?
Mita-san's answer is...
Demonstration Nationalism Identity.
That's long.
This is the ultimate strategy.
I understand.
I'll start from where you're at.
Go for it! Go for it!
You can't! You can't! You can't!
You can't do it anymore!
Demonstration
Nationalism Identity!
You won! You won!
I won!
Justice always wins!
That was great!
Komiya-kun, you can get a variety of objects and use them as skills, right?
- You can age it. - It's older than you think.
- It's of higher quality. - I'm doing my best.
- Shall we have you do the next one? - The next one?
- Yokoka-kun. - Again?
- Yokoka-kun's answer is... - What is it?
- A warrior. - I see, I see.
- Yokoka-kun. - That's what it said.
- I see, I see. - But it's a warrior.
- There's genetic information in it. - That's true.
- Then, Komiya-san, please do it. - Komiya-san, please do it.
- Please do it. - Please do it.
- You're crazy.
- Please do it.
- Don't make me do it.
- Celebrities are thought of as idiots.
- "Celebrities shouldn't be idiots."
- Tanaka-sensei's class decided to test this out.
- Yokoka-kun's answer is...
- Jinnagesu.
- What is it? - What is it?
- Gesu? Is it gesu? - What is gesu?
- Murashige-san's answer is... - This one!
- Oya no sune wo meccha keru.
- Please don't. - Please don't.
- Oops! Too many crazy answers!
- We've seen math, mathematics, art and science up to this point...
- But there are only three subjects left!
- Who will be the last one in this class?!
- This is your last chance!
- What?!
- We're going to test your physical education now!
- I'm good at it! I'm good at it!
- There are people who can do physical education, right?! - Yes!
- There are people who haven't studied it yet...
- Please take back your chance now!
- Let's change and go to the gym!
Fifth period, P.E.
This test is usually taught to elementary school students.
Mr. Mitsuihi will grade the students.
Let's start the test!
Mad motion full point intersection! (Mad motion full point high point)
The problems are taught by first year students.
Full point twice, high point twice.
Thank you for teaching us.
First period, P.E.
Oh, beautiful!
Beautiful!
And look from here!
Wow, cute!
If you miss this mat, you fail.
Wow, strict!
Mr. Mitsuihi, can you help us?
Like pushing up our butts?
Today is sexual harassment day!
Even if you are stupid or not good at sports, you can become an entertainer!
Don't be fooled!
Even if you are stupid or not good at sports, you can become an entertainer!
Let's start with Mr. Tatsumi!
I've been playing tennis for a long time.
Are you confident?
I can do backspin and backflip.
Do you have any sports background?
I've been playing soccer for a long time.
Before I joined tennis club, I was selected as a representative of western Tokyo.
But I started playing soccer because of Mr. Kazu.
Maybe Mr. Kazu is watching us now.
I'd like to show you something good.
Sounds good!
Then, Mr. Tatsumi, start!
- Once... - Oh!
- Twice... - Oh, good!
- Once more from here! - Oh!
- Oh!
- Can you do it one more time? - A little more!
- Oh! - Oh!
- As expected of James! - Not bad, not bad!
- Mr. Tatsumi, what do you think of the judgment? - Yes, I think it passed perfectly.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- Next, Mira-kun! - Yes!
- You've been playing soccer all the time, haven't you? - Well, I've been playing soccer all the time.
- That's right! - Yes!
- Eh, Mr. Tatsumi, you don't have confidence? - No, I don't have confidence.
- Do you feel inferior? - My motor nerves aren't that good.
- Eh?! - Eh?!
- No, no! - That DNA...
- Do you have Kaz's DNA in you?! - No, but my dad is a hard worker, so my motor nerves aren't that good.
- Eh?! - Eh?!
- Only your son can say that! - No, I had that talent, too!
- No one can say that! - Don't hate me so much, Mr. Tatsumi!
- That's amazing! - Mr. Ishiba, I'm sorry about this! - No, I don't hate you, but...
- King Kaz's DNA is in Miura-kun! There's no way he can fail! - Well, then, Miura-kun, start!
- Start! - Yes!
- Go!
- Good. - Good.
- It's a little shaky. - It's shaky.
- Here. - Here.
- Nice! - Yes!
- Good job! - Nice!
That was close!
- Miura-san passed too! - Yes!
- Good job! - Thank you!
Komiya-kun, Kuroki-san and Minegishi-san also passed!
- That was perfect! - Yes!
- That was amazing! - If the first one failed, we'd be like...
- Scary! - Scary!
Everyone succeeded so far!
Will they be pressured to fail by themselves?
- Next up is Noro-chan! - Yes!
Next up is former AKB48 member Noro-san!
But you danced a lot back in AKB, didn't you?
I dance a lot, and I also danced with AKB last year.
- Last year? - Yes.
- When? - Last year, at the FNS Festival,
- I danced with Nemohammerumor. - Oh!
- That's pretty intense! - Isn't it?
- Yes, it is. - Did you dance?
Yes, we danced and performed together.
- I also danced with Nemohammerumor once. - That's pretty intense!
- Can you dance? - Yes.
- Yes, I think I can. - A little bit?
- At that time, AKB members were... - Let's break up!
- No, I didn't say that!
- What?! - Then stop it!
- Then it's fine. - I danced in the middle of it, so I have guts!
- Can you show us now? - Yes!
This year, 39 years old,
even if her Achilles tendon breaks, she continues dancing with guts and aims for success!
- Then, Noro-chan, start! - Yes!
- Be careful! - Yes, I'm starting!
Even if she fails, she continues dancing with guts!
My eyes are spinning!
- That's embarrassing! - Embarrassing!
- Stop it! - Embarrassing! Embarrassing!
- Stop it! Stop it! - Embarrassing! Embarrassing!
As expected, you can't spin only with guts!
- You did your best, but... - What should I say?
- I feel like I missed your hard work! - You were amazing!
- When you came back, you were cute! - Really?
You know, like in the video, like a panda telling a farmer to play!
Like a lying panda!
You were cute!
Nonomura-kun and Mita-san's veteran group also failed!
The three of them failed and can't drop out of the top competition!
First, Mathematics Rika and Top Miyazaki-kun!
- I'm most nervous about any subject right now! - That's for sure!
- I can hear my heart beating! - Well, Miyazaki - san, please!
- Here I go! - Yes!
- Wait! Wait! - The momentum is amazing! - It spins! It spins! It spins a lot! Here I go!
- But you're good! You're good! - It spins a lot! Wait a minute!
- This is dangerous! - Surprisingly, it spins a lot! - I didn't know it could spin like this!
- If it gets dangerous, I'll make excuses! I've developed a bad habit!
- I'm scared of high points!
- I'm a little scared of your neck! - It's okay!
- Please be careful! - It's okay! It's okay!
- Here I go! - It's okay! It's okay! Be careful!
- Wow! - It's beautiful! It's beautiful!
- Teacher, my reflection is that you passed! - Thank you!
- With this, neither of them can fail! First of all, Yamasaki-san!
- Well, my grades were all "5", so... - She doesn't say it herself!
- When I took the test, I was able to do it. - Wow!
- Was it "5"? - My grades were also "5".
- Wow! - It's amazing!
- I got a light mount from everyone! - It's amazing!
- You can't take it easy to get a top rank!
- Wow! It's scary!
- Okay! - Wow! It's beautiful! - Wow! The rotation is...
- It spins well! - Wow! It's beautiful! - Wow! It's scary!
- It spins fast! - It's amazing! - That's right!
- Alright, I'm starting now! In the back! - I'm starting now!
- Ah! - Ah!
- It goes backwards! - Wow!
- Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah!
From now on, you can fix your hairstyle.
Yes.
You are cute.
Can you do it?
Yes, you can do it.
Mr. Nessei, what is your judgment?
This is invalid.
why?
If you stand on your knees when you turn around, you will fail and die.
Are you kidding me?
Are you standing on your knees?
Yes, you can do it.
I'm very happy.
I thought you could do it.
You have long legs.
You can stand on your knees.
Please tell me quickly.
Can you do it?
He was born with a strange desire.
The strongest buddy.
Finally, I know.
Is that so?
That's why you need me.
His former desire.
Oh, ham katsu!
Not only that.
Cabbage.
Chicken.
Ham katsu.
Garlic sauce.
Ah, what a waste.
What a waste.
Very delicious ham katsu fillet sandwich.
Calculation machine.
It's a sandwich, right?
I exposed it, but my heel is rough.
That symptom may be heel water bug.
Let's fix water bugs with EXHIB.
On beautiful heels.
EXHIB.
Deep ten cream.
Around nails, too.
Right?
If I go home, I'll take off my clothes.
If I go home, I'll...
Hey, you're crazy.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
If I go home, I'll take off my clothes.
Santory, I'll take off my clothes.
Drinking, still rescuing.
NEXGUARD.
No. 1 sale at animal hospitals.
NEXGUARD is No. 1 sale at animal hospitals.
Drinking, still rescuing.
Let's go to an animal hospital.
NEXGUARD.
Hi, I'm Pitt.
I'm Friar.
The code name is...
Pitt.
I'm Friar.
The code name is...
Pitt.
Friar.
Hey, Pitt.
What's up, Friar?
Vaccinated.
Pain after injection.
Headache.
Fever.
Acetaminophen only combination.
Rackl immediate treatment.
Melts quickly.
Vaccinated.
Pain after injection.
Headache. Fever.
Acetaminophen only combination.
Rackl immediate treatment.
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmaceutical!
Recently, I don't have a mobile phone...
Then, Purify! Easy Fiber!
For yogurt, coffee and miso soup...
The dietary fiber is removed and useful for improving mobile phones!
You can take it with what you like!
Purify! Easy Fiber!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmaceutical!
Mmm... good smell!
SAWADE KAORU STICK
Many scents overlap...
Fragrance like perfume...
Really good smell!
KAORU STICK
Mochi! Mochi!
Sugar Kirimochi!
Mochi! Mochi!
Freshly made Nagamochi!
Because...
Mochi! Mochi!
Mochi! Mochi! Of course!
It's all thanks to Nagamochi films!
Yes!
Freshly made and continued Nagamochi films!
Sugar Kirimochi!
It's sugar's turn!
Fukura Kamadaki
Let's eat together!
Fukura Kamadaki
Sugar rice
As I thought, this is it!
Sugar rice!
At the end of the gym, they were sharing silly answers.
Moreover, the gym seemed to be in trouble.
Next, Mr. Yokokawa!
This is it!
To get it back!
The atmosphere of the gym is different.
He is an athlete.
Mr. Yokokawa, show us the best of the gym!
Here we go!
Wow!
This is amazing!
The girls are excited.
This is amazing!
It's like a cartoon!
What will it be like?
Start!
Wow!
It's powerful!
The momentum is different!
This is amazing!
It's moving!
It's moving a lot!
Is it okay?
It's quite high.
Isn't it high?
You are good!
Is it different for you?
Wow!
What will it be like?
This is it!
Calm down!
I thought I could do it more smoothly.
I was nervous.
You did it carefully.
I may have been able to destroy everything today.
You did it!
I was talking about people.
You did it!
Next is Ms. Murashige.
She doesn't want to get mud on her face.
I have to get a high score in gym.
Mr. Yokokawa is good at this.
Ms. Murashige, start!
Here we go!
- Oh, that's good. - Oh, oh...
- What are you doing? - I'm like...
- What's going on? - I'm like...
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- Do you need an old man? - Are you winning?
- A drunk old man... - Oh...
- Hey! - Hey!
- You shouldn't give up! - Hey!
- Hey!
He's got his head in there!
- Hey! - Hey!
- This is no good... - This is no good.
- Sensei... - Even in sports,
- Murashige can't recover. - Hey!
- The last student is... - Hey!
- Kusanagi! - Hey!
- What is that? - Are you depressed?
- Do your best! - Do your best!
- No, no... - No, no...
- No... - That's what hot guys do!
- Kusanagi...
- It's like, "Concentrate"!
- But... - Yes? - Last year,
In a program, I learned Chinese Zazugidan for about two months.
Zazugidan is amazing, isn't it?
Yes.
Like this.
Oh, good.
Oh, good, good.
Are you going to spit it out?
What did you spit out?
It's easy for air to accumulate in the rectum.
Oh, you spat it out.
You spat out air in the rectum, didn't you?
I opened the air in the rectum like this.
Oh, you opened it up.
Yes.
It doesn't work.
It's not air anymore.
If you don't do it, you'll get a gap while you're spinning.
Really?
Kusanagi, if you do your best, I'll watch you.
I'll show you a good place.
Watch me.
Good luck, Kusanagi.
Oh, this is the best.
You're happy, aren't you?
I'll show you how to make Zazugidan.
You didn't make Zazugidan by spitting out air, did you?
No, I made my own original Zazugidan.
I want to show Kuroki how cool I am with my own Zazugidan.
I'll do it.
Go for it.
Is Zazugidan like that?
Go for it.
Is Zazugidan like that scary?
You can do it.
I'm scared.
Then, girls, lower your eyes.
Show me your eyes.
You're just spitting out air, aren't you?
That's right.
Oh, you're good.
You're dynamic.
You're good.
You look like a wrestler who got hit hard.
It's a hard work.
It's a hard work. Don't push yourself too hard.
Be careful.
You're going to roll over.
Be careful.
You're already spitting out air.
You're amazing.
Be careful of your neck.
You're scary.
Be careful of your neck.
You're only spitting out air.
Are you a boxer?
Are you stepping on your own?
You're spitting out air.
Kusanagi managed to do it.
Let's give him a round of applause.
Look at Kuroki.
How is it?
What is your judgment?
I tried my best, but I failed.
I know what you're talking about.
What do you think of this?
Every time I spin it, it becomes round.
It's disgusting.
Why are you doing this?
It's not that.
Are you that kind of person, too?
Be careful of your neck.
You're spitting out air.
What is it?
This is a prediction campaign to see who gets the highest score in this class and who gets the lowest score in this class.
Five minutes left until the deadline.
If you win, you'll get a 10,000 yen coupon card.
Let's look at the results and make a prediction.
The sixth segment is "Society".
First of all, we will announce the winners.
The winner of "Society" is...
Yamasaki Kikuno!
Great!
As expected!
As expected of a pop-up MC since April.
Amazing!
We use this kind of information every day.
As expected!
I think it's great.
Great!
Let's look at the questions.
In the second half of the 1960s, what was called "the new three kinds of human rights" in Japan?
You wrote three things.
This is also part of "Society", isn't it?
Yes.
The correct answer is...
Karate TV
Coolers
Automobiles
I didn't know that.
Is that so?
The title of the product is "sunsheet", isn't it?
Here, Minegishi-san wrote something strange.
Here is Minegishi-san's new three types of personality.
"Pokebell", "jurisen", "idiot".
This is strange.
Isn't it "idiot" ?
But, directionally, it becomes convenient.
What is convenient about "jurisen" ?
It becomes rich.
The symbol of "the economy is getting better" was seen on TV.
Like "juriara tokyo" ?
Yes, like that.
Speaking of "god's vessel", I think it is "idiot".
Where did you learn it ?
It must be "nishiadam" for sure.
In Roppongi, people usually give "idiot" as a birthday present.
Minegishi-san remembers only strange things.
Now, Miura-kun.
Here is Miura-kun's new three types of personality.
"Plate", "bowl", "cup".
Isn't it "idiot" ?
You can buy it, can't you ?
You have it, even if you don't buy it.
Do you admire these three ?
Speaking of "plate", I only have these three in my mind.
"Plate"… Ah, you have "plate" in your mind.
Isn't it "idiot" ?
Stop it, please.
Now, here is the next question.
Please explain the following word using brackets.
Isn't it good ?
This is a popular movement that took place in the Edo period.
The correct answer is "Isn't it good ?"
In the end of the Edo period, while singing and dancing,
people who suffered from the damage of funds and their lives became miserable.
It was a popular movement that walked around towns and villages.
It led to the anti-bombing movement.
Well…
The person who misunderstood this singing and dancing said…
Minegis-san.
Oh, you're standing out a little.
You asked me a little suddenly.
You're good at catching up.
As expected of you.
I thought you were a little quiet, but…
Minegis-san's answer is…
Yes.
A song that young people sing and dance as one of the popular movements that Japan suffered from famine.
A song?
Then, please listen to it.
Isn't it A?
It's like a personality.
It's a good feeling. It's organized.
No, it's not a good feeling. It's not an introduction. It's not a song.
At first, I thought it was a good explanation, but…
When I heard it for the last time, I thought it was a factory.
If you write something like this, please sing this song by yourself.
No, no.
If you write something like this, it's like this.
Then, Minegis Minami-san's answer is…
Yes.
Isn't it A?
Then, please listen to it.
Isn't it A?
Yes!
Isn't it A?
Yes!
Wonderful!
I thought you would get angry if I said "I quit".
She would get angry if I said "Wonderful!".
But you have a great impulse.
You can go anywhere.
Next question.
Fill in the following blanks.
It's easy.
In 1853, four military officers from the United States came to Uraga.
Most of them were able to do this.
The answer is "perry".
perry
Some people wrote "kurofune" here, but I wanted you to write a person here.
I wonder if I wrote "kurofune" here.
Mr. Kuroki!
Mr. Kuroki was writing a person properly.
He said "kita" already.
Yes, Mr. Kuroki's answer is here.
In 1853, from the United States,
Iniesta arrived in Uraga.
Who is Iniesta?
There is someone like him, isn't there?
Iniesta is a football player, isn't he?
Iniesta is...
This is him!
He doesn't look like him!
Where is he from?
He looks like him!
He has the eyes and nose of a westerner.
That's nice.
He said "Kobe".
Yes, he said "Kobe".
He said "Wiesel Kobe", didn't he?
Mr. Kuroki, you have an excuse, don't you?
That's why Mr. Iniesta is here.
He was on a soccer show with Mr. Yabe.
Yes, with Mr. Yabe.
He was an assistant.
Yes, he was.
Have you met Mr. Iniesta?
I met him for the first time.
So, you said "kurofune" and "kita" at the same time?
This person is the guardian.
Please remember it.
Yes, I will remember it.
Here is the next question.
What does the following map symbol represent?
First of all, let's take a look at Ms. Yuichami's answer.
Yes.
Ms. Yuichami's answer is...
An old man's home.
That's correct!
Unexpectedly, you can answer like this.
I did it!
I knew it!
You knew it easily.
It's not good if you don't know it.
It makes you wonder if you haven't seen the map, doesn't it?
Ah, that's right.
When you get it right, you immediately look at it and put pressure on everyone.
It's not good if you don't know it.
That's right. If you don't know it, it's not good if everyone doesn't know it.
The thing designed like this is a cane, isn't it?
It's more suitable for the elderly.
If you remember it like this, it will be easier for you to remember it.
Compared to that...
Ms. Murashige.
Yes.
Ms. Murashige's answer is...
An old man's house.
Please don't hit me here.
It's an old man's home, isn't it?
There are old people here.
Recently, there is an old man's apartment, isn't it?
Ah, that's right.
An old man's apartment...
An apartment is basically like that.
There are people who buy it, but...
Yes, there are people who buy it, but...
What does this mean?
What does it mean?
It feels like someone is reaching out their hand.
Reaching out their hand...
Is it like this?
Ah, are you reaching out your hand from the ground?
Yes.
Come here.
It's scary.
It's really scary.
It's a zombie. A zombie.
It suddenly looks scary.
A zombie. It's a ghost property.
It's scary.
Please don't imagine strange things.
Yes.
Next, Ms. Nonomura.
It's spicy.
Ms. Nonomura's answer is...
An autumn night.
An autumn night...
Can you put it on a map?
Recently, it has become a social problem, hasn't it?
It's a map.
Even if you draw it...
It will change again.
It will change for the next day.
If a newcomer comes in...
Everyone, be careful not to make a mistake.
Yes.
What's wrong with you, Ms. Murashige?
When you see things like that...
It's your father, isn't it?
It's your father's generation who can't read things like this.
That's right.
It might make you sick.
So, can your father do it, too?
Huh? Yes.
He can do it.
Definitely.
Studying?
Yes.
Ah, I see.
You can't do it at all.
It breaks fast.
Wait a minute.
It's your first time working with a cabaret club, isn't it?
That's right.
It's your first time working with a newcomer.
It's your first time working with a new customer.
Now, lastly...
The old man's book that Yuichami was writing...
Yes.
Kusanagi...
Huh?
No, it's my first time.
I thought you had good grades...
What did you write?
This one!
Yes.
Narrow.
What is "narrow" basically?
Narrow.
You might not know it.
There is "narrow."
Also, it looks like it's going to come out of here.
Ah, that's right!
It looks like a gap.
It looks like it's going to come out of the toilet.
It's coming out of there.
It's "narrow."
My family owns a farm.
That's right!
There are many reasons for that!
That's right!
It's close. It's close. I think it's close.
Wow...
I think it's close. Do your best!
Let's go to the second cabaret club!
That's right!
Have fun, customers!
It's good that Kusanagi looks like he's having fun!
Explain what the next "narrow" represents.
The correct answer is this!
It looks like it's ignoring the regulations that suppress free public opinion movement during the Meiji era.
I have no idea.
Well, freedom of speech is restricted.
It looks like the police are talking one-sidedly in order to silence journalists.
That's what it looks like.
Make sure you don't get pulled by the mask.
Especially now.
Okay, Mita-san.
Mita-san's answer.
Let's see Mita-san's answer.
Here it is!
Wearing a mask in order to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
That's great!
Make sure you don't get pulled by the mask.
It's an old movie, isn't it?
Was there a person like that in the movie?
Was there? Was it Koike Eriko-san?
Koike-san?
Now, let's see Komiak's answer.
I can't fail.
Let's see Komiak's answer.
Here it is!
A great man of the country is making people wear masks in order to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
His name is Damon-kakka, who is mocking him.
He apologizes for everything.
Why don't you want to breathe like a great man of the country?
Why are you saying that?
Is it a hyerarchy?
It's not a hyerarchy.
It's not what you're saying.
It's not.
You don't want to breathe like a great man of the country.
It's equal for the nation and the people, isn't it?
It's true.
First of all, I didn't want Denton to have this kind of feeling.
I don't want to breathe like a great man of the country.
I don't have that feeling.
I'm sad.
Why are you mocking me?
Why don't you feel like Damon-kakka?
You only look like Damon-kakka.
You look like Damon-kakka when you're taking a bath.
You don't notice it, do you?
You look like a hero, don't you?
Next, Nono-san.
Yes.
Let's see your answer.
Here it is!
When soldiers were in power,
what? Are we citizens like that?
Don't we have the right of speech?
Then we can't cut our hair.
That's what Japanese rakugas said.
I can't help but say it.
When soldiers were in power,
what? Are we citizens like that?
I'll say it once.
Why are you so dazzling?
Then we can't cut our hair.
Then we can't have the right of speech?
I'll say it all at once.
Are we like that?
I'll say it once.
It's easy to say.
That's what Nono-san said.
When soldiers were in power,
what? Are we citizens like that?
Then we can't cut our hair.
Stop it!
Do you talk about it with your husband?
Sometimes.
If we can do this,
we can go out more often.
That's kind of you.
Things like that.
Tatsumi is a Johnny's member,
but he's not popular at all,
so you can say something about it.
I'm not popular at all?
You're not popular.
You're doing it for the staff.
I'm happy that the staff is trying to do something about Johnny's, which is not popular.
I'm happy and I'm frustrated.
Are you doing it again?
You're doing it for your own benefit.
It's not for me.
I'll say it once and then close my eyes.
It's not for me.
I'll say it once and then close my eyes.
Wait a minute.
It's not for me.
It's not for you.
Wait a minute.
It's really not for me.
You'll know when you try it.
I'll say it.
Tatsumi is a Johnny's member.
Go ahead!
Great!
She's moving!
She does that sometimes.
She does that in her own performance.
It's coming out.
At a bar, a fan called me out.
I was going to pay for it, but the girls were scolding me.
Thank you very much.
There are people like that.
There are people like that who are scolded by fans at Johnny's.
It's very interesting.
It's coming out.
Is it over now?
Yes.
That's all.
Actually, it's not over yet.
So far, what has happened to that student who was hiding in society?
Yokoka's answer.
What?
Something happened.
What is it?
Look at Yokoka's answer sheet.
What is it?
Isn't there something wrong?
Look carefully.
What is it?
Name!
What?
Name!
It's true!
It's not true!
You wrote it!
It's not true!
It's Yokoka!
It's very embarrassing!
It's Yokoka!
It's Yokoka, isn't it? It's not Tokugawa, is it?
It's very embarrassing!
I was pulled!
Tokugawa and Kozue of Ishida...
Well, you're wrong, but...
Sekiya, right?
Were you influenced by Tokugawa?
But you should have written Tokugawa first, right?
Is that how you do it?
Why did you write Tokugawa first?
You're good at it!
Please try to write Tokugawa's name first.
The seventh lesson - English.
I'm going to announce the best English speaker.
Yes.
The best is...
If you're going to win first place in total scores, I hope you'll win first place in English, too!
Take it, sister!
Are you confident now?
Yes, I am confident now.
Wow!
You are top in Japanese and English, right?
Yes, I am.
Wow!
I think the competition for first place is getting fierce.
But I think there are not only first place but also second place due to difference in money.
In total...
You are strong!
You are saying that you are getting second place due to difference in money.
Yes, second place due to difference in money and first place due to difference in price.
Yes.
Let's move on to the next question.
Write the following word in English.
"osake" (sake)
The answer is "alkol" (alcoholic drink)
Yes.
Oh, "alkol" (alcoholic drink)
Ms. Yu-chami.
Yes.
What did you write?
This one!
As I thought, it is "odoh" (tobacco)
"odoh" (tobacco)
"umaza" (tasty)
"ureteru" (selling)
"lemon sour" (lemon sour)
"nani" (what)
"gocha gocha" (messy)
"urusai" (noisy)
"rikutsu" (logic)
"haiyaku" (quickly)
"nama" (raw)
"devin" (garbage)
"sakaba" ( smartphone)
"nomon" (lemon)
It's "kenkoushin", right?
It's "shin", right?
How are you?
Nay, nay, nay.
Oh, my...
What would you like?
Make physical fatigue a concern and
What's wrong?
Hikakin, don't you think health insurance is still good?
Well, I don't know what kind of health insurance is good.
I know.
What?
Private Life Insurance!
What?
Youth, gender, health insurance product, private life insurance, start!
Wow, it's out!
What is it?
It's worth a try!
Wow, great!
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Write the next word in English. "sake"
The correct answer is "alcohol".
Oh, "alcohol".
It's "alcohol", isn't it?
It's a simple question, but some people didn't get it right.
Ms. Yuu-chami.
Yes.
What did you write?
Let's take a look at Yuu-chami's "sake".
Here it is!
Champagne
No, that's not how you say it.
"Champagne" is "sake".
It's a type of drink.
"Champagne" is how you say it.
Who taught you that?
My manager taught me how to say "champagne".
Your manager taught you?
I'm an adult now.
Are you all in the same agency?
Is there anyone who can teach you how to say "champagne"?
It's not "champagne", it's "champagne".
It doesn't matter.
I don't like that kind of bar.
Next, Ms. Murashige.
Yes.
Let's take a look at Ms. Murashige's "sake".
Here it is!
Tequila
It's a type of drink.
Tequila
There are so many types.
"Champagne" and "tequila" are completely different.
Is it okay?
It's like that.
Next, Ms. Minegishi.
What?
Let's take a look at Ms. Minegishi's "sake".
Here it is!
"Beer", "wine", "whiskey"
What is this?
She's grown up!
Did you all order this?
Who ordered it?
"Me", "beer"
"Beer", "whiskey", "beer"
"Beer", "wine", "whiskey", "beer"
"Beer", "wine", "beer"
Tell me about drinks other than "beer".
"Tequila", right?
I used to drink "tequila" when I was young.
You drank "tequila"?
I drank it.
Don't tell anyone!
There were times when I wanted to drink it.
It's not fair.
She wrote three things and said she would like to drink one of them.
It's a similar way of doing it.
Yes, it's similar.
It's the most dirty way of doing it.
Write the next word in English.
Correct answer is...
"party", right?
party
Don't you say "kumu"?
It's not "party", it's "party".
It's this one.
Ms. Murashige.
Yes!
I thought you would know what "politics" is.
Ms. Murashige's answer is...
abe
It's a good answer.
It's not "abe".
I knew it.
self-recognition party
What?
self-recognition party
"self-recognition"?
There are many people who quit it.
Everyone will quit it!
We don't need such a party!
We don't need a party that announces it one by one.
"self-recognition party", "self-recognition party", "civil party", "sun party"
"sun party" is a different party.
You are standing in front of me.
It's not a party!
Next, Mr. Komiya.
Yes, Mr. Komiya.
You seem to know that many people will gather.
Yes, it's a party.
Mr. Komiya's answer is...
abe
You are stupid.
It's funny.
"abe" is in it.
And it's "harukas".
"abe" is connected.
It's the name of the facility.
"abe" harukas is a commercial facility.
It's a high-rise building in Osaka, right?
People will gather there.
No, you don't know it at all.
Mr. Komiya, you are terrible.
I have to work hard.
Next question.
Yes.
Make the next word into Japanese.
headache
"head" is "atama" and "ache" is "itami" and it means "zutsu".
Ms. Minegishi.
Yes, I know it.
Do you know it?
I am particularly confident about "head".
Then, Ms. Minegishi's answer is...
hage
Who said "hage"?
Ms. Minegishi.
You said "hage".
Ms. Minegishi.
During the test...
Your forehead is wide.
Don't look at me like that.
I may have blushed. I'm sorry.
You didn't blush.
I'm sorry.
You can't say "hage" now.
If you say "headache" or "headache" like that,
I think you can say "hage" now.
Why are you laughing?
hage
Don't change your tone of voice.
Yes, I will be careful.
Make the next word into Japanese.
marriage
It means "marriage", right?
marriage
Ms. Minegishi.
Yes.
Ms. Minegishi's "marriage" is...
maruhage
"maruhage" is "maruhage".
Don't make fun of the teacher.
What kind of class is this?
Your laughter is old-fashioned.
It's not about Ms. Minegishi.
It's not about "maruhage".
It's not "baru".
It's "choi".
It's not "choihage".
You can't say "choihage" now.
I have something like this.
What is it?
It's "dewario".
It's "chokutsudemaru".
It's "kakeru".
It's "chokutsudemaru".
You are playing with people's minds.
You can't appear on TV.
You are appearing on your own show.
It's inappropriate.
You are appearing on my show.
It's not your first time.
You are appearing on your own show.
Be careful of your words.
Please be careful.
I always prepare such things.
Ray is aiming for "right variety show" without any regrets.
Next,
Mr. Yuchami.
Yes.
This is a very...
What is this answer?
Let's see.
Here it is!
"Maria's coat".
What is it?
"Maria's coat"?
Is it a work of art?
It's like a painting.
It's like a classical art.
Does it say "Maria"?
Maria...
You will be scolded if you say such things.
Yes, I stopped saying such things.
Next,
Correct the following English proverb into Japanese.
"What happened twice will happen three times".
Have you heard of it?
Let's see the answer of Yuu-chan.
Here!
"No matter what happens, twice will come and help you for only three seconds".
What is that? Is it a telecommunication system?
"Twice will come and help you for only three seconds".
It's written "twice" on it.
Will "twice" come and help you?
Even if they come for only three seconds, you can't do anything.
"Three seconds"... "Ah, sorry, we're late".
Is it written "three seconds"?
No, it's not.
It's not a K-pop group, "twice".
Next, Noro-san.
Here is your answer, Noro-san.
"What happened twice will happen three times".
It's not like that.
This is embarrassing.
Even though you're an adult.
It's good that Yuu-chan and twice agree on it.
It's barely acceptable, but you're old enough.
If Noro-san does it...
How long are you going to say such stupid things?
This is good, because it's "three minutes".
You can do a lot of things.
It's not "twice".
I'm sorry, it's difficult.
Next, Nono-mura-san.
Nono-mura-san's answer is...
"What happened twice will happen three times".
What is this?
"What happened twice will happen three times".
It's getting longer and longer.
You're old enough.
You're "twice".
You're old enough.
"twice", "twice", "twice", "twice"
"twice"?
You're old enough to say "twice's anxiety".
"twice's anxiety".
People of this generation say "twice" like this.
It's getting lame.
It's getting sad.
I'll do my best.
Correct the next English sentence in Japanese.
"The bus was caught in a traffic jam".
This means "the bus was caught in a traffic jam".
Yuu-chami!
Yes.
Let's see Yuu-chami's answer.
"This bus was coated in a jam".
Don't do it!
Stop it!
Please!
We all use it.
Why did you coat it?
Jam!
Wow!
Ah!
It's all coated.
Ah!
I'm sorry.
It's a traffic jam.
Traffic jam.
Next is Yokokawa-kun's answer.
Yes.
Again?
Yokokawa-kun's answer is...
"I'm ugly".
But can you coat me in a jam?
What's going on?
What kind of prejudice do you have?
You can all coat me in a jam.
Why?
He only said what he could read.
It seems like there are people who can't coat in a jam.
He's a very negative person, probably.
What's wrong with you?
It's a show with a lot of discrimination.
I've never seen a show like this.
He's a very negative person.
You can't say things like that!
Next!
Please correct the following English sentence in Japanese.
"Mr. Jordan always has a handkerchief".
"Jordan always has a handkerchief".
Handkerchief?
It's just this sentence.
It's easy, isn't it?
Yes.
Kusanagi-kun.
Ah, I see.
Kusanagi-kun's answer is...
"Jordan has a handmade lunchbox every day".
Isn't it okay for Jordan to have a handmade lunchbox every day?
Why are you messing with me?
You always have a handmade lunchbox.
I'm not messing with you.
It's the beginning of the story, isn't it?
Ah, I see.
Is it the first part of the novel?
It's like a narration.
"Jordan has a handmade lunchbox every day".
That kind of joke...
Ah, I see.
You'll know when it starts.
That's a good story.
Next, Murashige-san.
Murashige-san wrote it from a different angle.
How she used the handkerchief.
Here it is!
Mr. Jordan, did you do 'hass-hass' yesterday?
"Hass-hass"?
Yes, it was pronounced "hass".
"Haz", right?
I did some research about "hass-hass".
"Hass-hass" is a web slang for "picking up smelly things".
It's pretty crazy, isn't it?
It's crazy.
It's like someone's handkerchief is "hass-hass".
Is "hass-hass" okay for you?
For me?
Yes, "hass-hass".
It's okay for me, but...
You have to say it.
"Hass-hass" is like...
It's not "hass-hass", it's "weepio".
Why are you calling me?
It's not "weepio", who said "weepio"?
I'm saying it's okay, but...
It surprised me more than I imagined.
There are still more answers than you imagine...
Please correct your next English sentence into Japanese.
It means "please tell your friend I like you".
Well, it's a simple question, but there were a lot of sad mistakes.
Oh my...
Kusanagi-kun!
Let's see Kusanagi's answer. Here it is!
Say hello. We're friends, aren't we?
Sad!
I don't like it!
Sad!
We're friends!
Yes, yes.
Was there a situation like this?
Sad!
Based on my experience...
Sad!
You should have said hello!
Yes, if I say something one day...
Don't say that in this class.
Yes, yes.
Next, Murashige-san.
Yes.
Murashige-san's answer is...
Say hello. We're friends, aren't we?
Sad!
It's more passionate. "Please!"
Please!
Say hello. We're friends, aren't we?
Not only "hello"...
It's not "actually" but "actually" is more cheerful and popular, isn't it, Murashige-san?
Yes!
Then, would you like to say hello?
Good morning, everyone!
Good morning.
Wait, Nonomura-san, you don't say hello like that.
Wow!
That was wonderful.
You said hello only to Nonomura-san and Mita-san.
That's not it!
I know it's not like that but...
What's up with his education?
Well...
I don't know...
You missed one!
Next, Yokokawa-kun!
Yokokawa-kun will write something amazing.
Here it is!
Hello, Priyase. You will end up as you like. See?
Scary! Scary!
No, no, it's you!
Scary!
It's you!
Can't you do your original reaction every time?
See? Scary!
You're the one who created it!
Not at all!
That's not what I'm talking about!
It's scary that this will come up.
Up until now, we've been testing Rana's education, but...
Finally, we'll announce the scores and rankings!
Who will be the last one in the class that is said to be full of idiots?
Now, we'll announce the rankings!
As you can see, in that seat...
Kusanagi-kun and Yuu-chan-san have been replaced first.
It's because you guys keep saying stupid things.
Right now, it's over 2 hours!
2 hours?!
I've never heard of it!
If you were a great host, you'd all be gone by now!
Rana-sensei will accompany you!
Thank you!
Well, you all did your best!
Now, who will be the last one in this class?
Trouden-san...
I want to aim for it!
You want to aim for it, don't you?!
And Miyazaki-san will oppose it!
Miyazaki-san!
He was in first place quite a bit!
And now, Yamasaki-san!
The competition for the top spot is really heated up right now!
It's decided that it's a draw!
It's really a draw!
On the other hand, the competition for the top spot is also amazing!
Is there a problem with that?
I'll say it now...
With the top spot, there's seriously less work!
That's right!
If you're too stupid, you won't be able to control it, and you won't be casted for your work!
No way!
That's not possible!
By the way, Sensei...
If you're in trouble, what will you do?
I haven't said it yet, but...
If you're in trouble...
I'll call you out to a certain place...
And I, Tanaka, will preach!
One or two people?
Just one person!
I'll hit humans from the bottom of my heart!
That's cruel!
That's scary!
Then...
First of all...
We'll announce the three people with excellent grades!
The three people who have walked across the entertainment world with smart characters!
Who is the top of this class?
The third place is...
Who could it be?
The three candidates who are the top of the class!
We can't do it with just three people!
We don't want to be called out yet!
There you go!
But you're in third place!
I'm in third place!
But you did it!
You don't look like you're having a nice lunch.
Really?
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Let's move on to second place!
I'm nervous!
If you're in second place, you'll be able to tell who's in first place.
I'm nervous!
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How about this?
If we get second place, we'll go for it at once.
I think we'll know which one is first place.
Which one is it?
Will K-osotsu's commentator's will win?
He cheated, but is it the face of a former member of parliament?
Who will win?
Really?
Yes!
Thank you very much!
I'm very happy!
Really?
Yes!
Mr. Korato Rade, I'm frustrated.
I'm very frustrated.
Could you teach me how to kneel?
I'm sorry!
I'll say it for sure!
I'll say it first!
I'll say it! I'll give you points!
I'm frustrated! I'll go home and study!
She's a good attitude!
She's a smart person!
She did it right away!
She's wonderful!
And the winner is Ms. Miyazaki!
She's amazing!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Don't say "good evening" because of her.
I'll go home and study!
Of course!
I'll give you points!
Now, I'll announce the winners from 4th to 8th place!
You're going to announce it?
I'm a little scared!
I'm scared if I don't get in!
This group is higher than half of them!
If you get in this group, you're excellent!
You're excellent!
I want to get in!
You want to get in!
I'll announce it from 4th to 8th place!
The 4th place is...
Please!
Ms. Mitata!
The 5th place is...
Ms. Tatsunoko!
Wonderful!
The 6th place is...
Ms. Miyazaki!
She's doing her best!
And the 7th place is...
Ms. Kusadagi!
She's doing her best!
And the 8th place is...
This is the center!
This is dangerous!
This is really dangerous!
This is dangerous!
If you don't get in...
Get in!
If you don't get in...
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I'm glad I barely made it.
If I had made it, I wouldn't have been so good.
I'm glad I barely made it.
Mita was first place.
You were great.
Thank you.
Mita was very good on average.
Fifth place is Tatsumi.
You're here.
She got more than average scores.
She got more than Miura, who was her rival.
Let's do our best.
Miura got 84 points in math.
That's a high score.
She got 75 points in English, too.
Really? I'm glad.
That's amazing.
Kusanagi, who was seventh place, will be announced later.
I'm seventh place.
I thought I was about seventh place.
I'm glad I didn't rank higher than you.
If you haven't been announced yet, please raise your hand.
You're as good as I imagined you would be.
If you haven't been announced yet, please raise your hand.
What is it?
I thought I was about eighth place.
Where did you get that confidence from?
There are seven members left.
They are a.k.a.b., a gal, a priest, and a handsome man.
If they are announced now,
who will be ninth and tenth place?
Who will be ninth and tenth place?
I'd like to join you.
Please.
I'd like to join you.
Who is it?
It's me!
I knew it was different from here.
Why did you suddenly...
Why did you suddenly remove the ladder?
Suddenly...
I didn't want to lose to Minigiss.
I thought about it too.
She's living more seriously than Minigiss.
I've been living like that all my life.
You've been doing it, haven't you?
I hate this kind of thing.
You hate it so much, don't you?
I can only do it with my own ability.
Wait a minute. How many points are different?
It would be nice if it was about 5 points difference.
It's 40 points difference.
Goodbye.
There's a big difference.
Get out of my way!
This can't be turned around so easily.
You said a terrible thing.
I'm sorry.
I can't help it even if you say it.
Then, I'll announce them one by one.
In this area, people will look at you as an idiot.
That's right. I'm a complete idiot.
The 11th place is...
The worst five from now on.
To be honest, I can't help it even if you think of me as an idiot.
But, I want to avoid the last call.
11th place.
Really?
No way!
Yay! I'm so happy!
Well, but...
You know, I thought I was in 9th place, but...
Well, I guess it's impossible.
You know, compared to the number of people who made you do that many things, you're in lower place now.
Oh, no!
I thought I wouldn't lose to Gell.
How many people are left?
I have a stomachache in my ears.
How many people are left?
Four people!
Please raise it properly.
Komiya-kun, I'll catch you!
Oh, no!
It's terrible!
I've seen these four people a lot.
Well, let's go.
12th place!
Please!
I want to catch it!
I can't believe Gell will catch me first!
I don't want to be in the top three!
Oh, no!
This is not good!
Oh, no!
Oh!
Yay!
You did it! You did it!
I knew we'd win!
Yeah!
I thought I'd end up at 12th place.
No way!
I just got excited!
Don't do this to me!
I can't believe it...
I can't lose to someone who gave me many answers.
Everyone may have already guessed it, but there are only these three people left.
Billy is called out by Mr. Tanaka and he starts lecturing.
Please, I beg you.
I don't want to be in the lowest rank and be in the last two.
That's right.
Mr. Billy's ranking has become muddy.
Muddy.
I can't help it.
Here we go.
The 13th place is...
Finally, the worst three of muddy ranks.
After school, Mr. Tanaka calls me out and I don't want to be lectured.
It's not a game.
It's out.
I can't believe it.
It's dangerous.
How can you win with that smile?
Refreshingly.
I'm impatient.
Are you a 13-year-old hero?
That's right.
I'll study more next time.
Yes.
Now, finally,
the two of you...
The final battle.
Well, no one will complain about this final battle.
By the way,
there are only three points difference between you two.
Wow, it's a good game.
Which one is it?
It's a great battle.
I'm embarrassed and I can't go to the Goals Gym.
No matter how strong your muscles are...
I'm embarrassed.
It's dangerous.
I'll go all out.
14th and 14th.
Tomorrow, 15th will also come out.
Let's pray.
Now, it's the announcement of 14th and 15th.
Which one is it?
I think this is enough.
Wow, only their names are left.
Wow, what will happen?
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Who will be the most disappointed Mr. Tanaka and be called?
Mr. Tanaka! Mr. Tanaka! Mr. Tanaka! Mr. Tanaka!
14th and 15th!
Then, we will meet you again, Mr. Empty Tanaka!
Mr. Tanaka! Mr. Tanaka!
Oh, no.
She's not the type of person to get depressed.
Oh, no.
Don't cry. You're crying.
What should I do? Oh, no.
Don't cry.
I was seriously talking about spiders.
Don't do it.
But if you could do "denguregaeshi", maybe...
That's what you mean?
You mean I got caught up in "taiku"?
That's what you mean.
All right!
Oh, thank goodness.
I'm really panicking.
I didn't think it would turn out like this.
I've been on "baidu na shou" and stuff.
Does that mean you can't do it anymore?
I can't say it anymore.
I'm going to tell you what I'm going to say.
That's terrible!
I'm going to say it, too.
I'm going to say, "I can do it!"
Are you crazy?
I can do it!
That's not true!
Stop it, Matsumoto-san!
"Saikai no Murashige", come here for a second.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Come with me!
Is it "hasahasu" time?
"Hasahasu" time?
What are you doing?
It's "hasahasu" time!
It's not "hasahasu" time!
I'm scared!
Have a good day!
Bye-bye!
That's good!
You're a fool!
A fool has to be cheerful!
I don't like dark fools!
So, it's not "hasahasu" time, but "calling out to you", "shouting out to you" time!
- I don't like this. - What?
- What's this? - What's going on?
- What's going on?
- Hey, Murashige! - Yes?!
- What were you doing today?! - I'm really frustrated!
- I don't know if you're frustrated, but for now... - Yes?!
- Stop kicking your parent's shin! - Yes, sir!
- I understand! - You have to cherish this!
- Yes, sir! I'll cherish it! - Also...
- You told me to run at 16,000km, but... - Yes, sir!
- With this bike, it's 60km now!
- If you run at 16,000km, you'll burn! - Yes, sir!
- I learned a lot! - Yes, sir!
- Well, you didn't do so well today, but I'll make you do it again! - Yes, sir!
- As they were running, a sudden spring storm... - What's going on?!
- Sensei! - Tanaka-sensei's was hit!
- No! - Tanaka-sensei's was taken off!
- Tanaka-sensei's was... - Tanaka-sensei's was...
- Tanaka-sensei's... His skull was picked out in the wind!
His face is turned over and his skull is sticking out.
And his mouth is sweating.
His mouth is sweating.
Can you put this in your mouth?
You have a lot of hair on your mouth.
This is amazing.
This is true.
From now on, we will continue with the lessons.
Let's start with English.
Change your next Japanese to English.
Celebrities tend to run a barbecue restaurant.
"tend to" is "shigachida".
"tend to" may be difficult.
"manage" is "keiei suru".
YU-CHAMI, let's look at your answer.
This is it.
"big people" is "yakinikuya" "keiei shisugi".
You said it too much.
You should work a little harder.
Celebrities are "big people".
"yakinikuya" is "keiei shisugi".
This is absolutely wrong.
Even if you read it now, it's not strange.
This is strange.
"big people" is "yakinikuya" "keiei shisugi".
Next, Murashige-san.
Murashige-san's answer is...
"comedian", "meat", "enjoy", "shisugi"
shisugi
"shisugi" appeared!
"shisugi" "shisugi"
What kind of word is this?
"shisugi" "shisugi"
What is "shisugi"
"shisugi" "shisugi"
Even better, "shisugi" skills of mathematics!
Write words that match the following blank.
Say a number that can be divided by "two"...
Or say "not divided by..."
This is simple...
I've heard of "goose", "kisu"
Yokokawa-kun!
Yes, yes, let's have a look.
Don't just say it like that!
There are also answers too, right?
- That's the correct answer. - Yes, it is.
- That's what it means. - It might be the correct answer.
- The correct answer also has a meaning. - Here is Ms. Yokokawa's answer.
- Yes. - A number that can be divided by two is called "just right".
A number that can't be divided by two is called "just not good".
- "Just not good". - "Just not good".
- Why is "just not good" the first thing that can be divided by two? - Oh, I see.
- Then, for example, what about 218? Is it "just right"?
- No, but eight is "just not good". - What?
- Eight is "just not good" and you decided to divide it by two? - No, but 87 isn't "just not good".
- 87 isn't "just not good"? - No, 87 isn't "just not good".
- By the way, you are on this program "Fuji TV" and your answer is eight, but you don't like it, do you?
- No, it's "just not good".
- You keep saying things like "I don't like it". - I don't like it.
- Here is the next question.
- Draw the following figures. Circle, triangle.
- Most of them are correct, but there is one person who is strange.
- Shige Murashige! - Yes.
- Let's see Shige Murashige's performance. Here it is!
- What is this?
Sea. Circle, water, water.
Circle, water, water.
Sea water.
Circle, water, water.
No, no, it's not like that.
I thought it was suspicious, so I looked at the triangle water, too.
Triangle water, here!
That's what you mean, right?
Yes, the triangle is water.
I thought it might be like that, so the staff did this for me.
Yes.
I'm so happy!
You're so kind!
You're happy, right?
Yes, I'm so happy!
And the staff did this for me.
Please.
Is it like this?
This is a triangle.
I'm so happy!
You're so happy, aren't you?
What is this?
When a fisherman catches a fish, he puts an eye mark on it.
It's like a V.
I knew it was a triangle.
That's what you call a triangle, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
How do you use this in math?
What do you use it for?
Thank you for watching "Three Hours"!
We will send you a fun class every Sunday at 9 p.m.
Next time is a two-hour special three weeks later!
Orin-chan's ear-piercing boyfriend Mitz-san and Izumi- motoya-san have been called out for a one- time test!
Mr. Tanaka has also raised his hand for his super- excited character!
See you on May 15th, Sunday at 8 p.m.!
Thank you for watching "Three Hours"!
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