AISubs v3.8.3
Now, it's started. It's Wednesday's Downtown.
That's a good downtown, young man.
The atmosphere is high.
It is, isn't it?
This time, we would like to play a game that has been on our minds for a while.
This show has been on air for 11 and a half years now.
The number of theories we have verified is more than 1,000.
Some of them are theories that no one remembers.
We will look back on such theories in a game featuring Trump's doubts.
I see.
So, please play the theory-doubt game!
Doubt...
Well, yes...
Yes.
The three of them were handed over...
...the real theories broadcasted in the past...
...and the lies that weren't broadcasted...
...and the three cards that were randomly placed.
First, one of them, who became a parent, puts out one of their cards.
The other two, who are not parents, consult and if they think that theory is true, they will call through.
If they think it's a lie, they will call out in doubt.
So this is what happened up until now?
Yes.
I definitely don't remember.
I definitely don't remember!
I don't remember that!
He is the one who has seen it the most!
Sometimes I remember what I did when I saw the video.
Sometimes you forget it while you watch it.
You don't have time for that.
I used to watch a whole video of DX and wonder what it was.
I never did it in a whole video.
But I'm doing it in the video.
You're making money.
How is it? Are you confident?
To be honest, I am.
I recorded it a lot.
How about you, Kasuga san?
I recorded it almost every time.
You remember it.
I remember it.
You recorded it almost every time.
This is the only variety show I watch every week.
You are a BS man.
I am a BS man.
Let's start with Kazuraser san.
Please show us your card.
You already know the rules of the game.
That's right.
Let's start.
If you are MCing for a pornographic project, you should accept this theory.
You two should talk about it.
There are many similar things.
There are commercials and New York's porn programs.
You are fake.
You are dirty.
You do the same thing.
There are many theories about this kind of thing, but there was a plan to steal.
Even if you steal...
That feeling...
Remember that feeling.
Even if you steal...
Do you remember that feeling?
I don't know if that's the best thing.
I didn't say it.
You didn't say it?
Is there a plan to rip off the voice?
No.
Then it's doubt.
Now, this theory.
Call it or doubt it.
One, two...
Doubt!
Now, is it real or fake?
The answer is...
Even if you rip off the voice, you will still be the MC.
What?
It's a lie!
This is like that, right?
Not rip off the voice, but rip off the voice.
I thought your intonation was different.
Are you serious!?
It actually happened!
What!?
You're exaggerating!
I didn't forget!
The two who failed to doubt will draw one card from each mountain and add it to their hand.
If you succeed in doubting, you will get two cards from your mountain from your parents who saw through your lies.
The person with the least number of cards will win.
Moreover, the card drawn from the mountain has a sticker on it so that only the person who drew it can see it.
Once you know whether the theory is true or not, you can remove the sticker and add it to your hand.
And eight years ago, this theory, which was actually made public, became a target because...
Back then, MC work wasn't as important as it is now.
Chidori and his co-workers.
According to Chidori's example, when explaining the project...
Which one do you think it is?
Well...
I've only thought of this one.
You two have similarities.
Speaking of similarities...
Well, you know...
Chidori pointed out a fake name and pointed out a fake name.
Furthermore...
Can I tweak it while you're doing it?
[PH] Yes, yes, yes.
[PH] It's the same as the opening or private.
It's different.
If you can change it like that, it might be interesting.
I see.
I don't want to parody.
I won't.
He said that it would be interesting if it was a parody.
He continued his work with the regional bureau that wants to stick to the original.
I want to make the playbats smell.
But it will smell.
You look bad.
You always smell like a bad guy.
You're so serious.
You're a little nervous.
We're doing it, so we can't say it's bad.
It's too easy to say.
If you're going to do it anyway...
Yes.
In the end, the project didn't solidify and the meeting on this day ended.
How is it?
You're a straight-up idiot.
It's better if you do it together.
I think it would be really interesting if you did it together.
Okay.
Are you okay with that?
If you can adjust it.
If you can adjust it with permission, it would be really interesting.
It's better if you call Fujimozu-san.
On the contrary, if you call Fujimozu-san and Chamburo-san...
If you call Fujimozu-san, even if you do it in a way we don't know...
I'm sorry.
I don't want you to look like those two.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
And here's a spoiler.
What? What? What?
What?
It's Wednesday.
Right?
That's right.
You idiot, you can't be in the TV station.
I've already refused.
No, no, you're lying.
No, no, I'm already 90% in a direction I wouldn't do anything.
No, you said something like, MC is good for you.
Mr. Shimura.
MC is good for you, Mr. Shimura.
No, you said something like that.
Next is HAMADA's turn.
What will he say?
He said he can't eat a lot while crying.
Which one is it?
Is there a genre called crying while eating?
You like crying, right?
There is a crytallism of crying.
Wow, you cry a lot!
I know that feeling.
You cry a lot and eat a lot.
She tested it on people who eat a lot.
It's different from that pattern.
There are many patterns that are done after preaching from seniors.
It's different from that.
Do you cry after preaching?
I can't see the rules.
There are both crying and preaching.
There is also a pattern of crying and doing something while crying.
There is also a pattern of being carried while saying,
There is also a second-class pattern.
But it's mixed up with something.
So think about it as Shirota.
Whether Shirota is doing it or not.
Shirota can't do it either.
Stop it.
This show has already been formed.
I can't think of any pictures of Shirota crying.
It's not Shirota's picture.
I think it's not strange even if it's there.
I think it's there.
Please call.
One, two, three.
Is it true or false?
The correct answer is here.
It didn't flow.
It didn't exist.
It seems to exist.
No, it doesn't exist.
I'm eating while crying, so why do you say that?
This theory is a lie.
There is no voice of Mr. Tamura.
That's right.
Why don't you say it while crying?
That's a death wish.
Do you remember it?
This is difficult.
Even if you ignore the theory of lies, you will not be penalized.
As you can see, the current number of tickets is...
Well, Kasuga!
Yes.
Here you go.
Yes.
The BGM of a TV show.
The theory that it depends on Rocky.
No, Kasuga, I think it depends on Rocky.
I know!
Well, isn't it?
Isn't it in you?
I can't think of it at all.
Really?
But you say it?
I say it on TV shows!
You say it a lot, don't you?
As a result, I say it on various songs.
I say it on Onikouen-san and so on.
I think I'm a little reliant on Rocky.
You say it too much.
If you fail, you can get it back.
But if you fail, you can't get it back.
If you fail, you can't get it back.
I don't know if I can get it back.
I'm most worried about you not remembering anything.
I can't remember anything.
But you said you can get it back.
I think your V is still there because you were excited.
I see.
Let's decide.
Shall we say it?
Please call me if you fail or not.
One, two...
Suru!
Now, is it real or fake?
The answer is...
The BGM for a TV show!
Rocky and...
...the theory of too much reliance!
Wow!
Amazing!
Well done!
Rocky remembered it a little.
I remember it for sure!
This is the theory about the BGM of a TV show...
...that was investigated about 11 years ago.
This time, we conducted a survey of 30 people...
...who chose the BGM of a TV show...
Survey conducted in order of ranking,
BGM that is often used in TV programs,
Best 15 are completed.
This time, songs from 15th to 1st are introduced in order of ranking in one story.
If songs used and their order are decided,
and stories are put together,
what kind of story will be completed?
Oh, I've heard of it.
You use it a lot.
You're scary.
I'm not.
What?
You're not?
What?
What? A dream?
This close?
Oh no, I'm going to be late.
Bread
[PH] No, bacon
Bacon? You use that?
Have you ever used it?
This is crazy
This is not it
This is not opening
This is a usual background music story
This is when he's in his worst state of life.
He overslept on a day when he shouldn't be late.
What is it now?
This is terrible!
What is it now?
I'm not in the mood.
Please make it in time!
Please!
[PH] This is...
Ah, it's the latest.
I didn't say it's a sara-sare.
[PH] It's a common...
Attack on Titan...
This is what God said.
God said this, too.
Oh, yes. God.
God said this.
A taxi might make it in time.
Taxi.
Oh, thank you.
A big-ass Kiririn.
Oh, it's funny.
It's not fixed
If they take it, it's going to be a big problem
They are trying to get it
It's bent
Oh, no!
Huh? A lady came.
Oh, kick! Kick!
The person who made this didn't make it with such a voice.
I thought it would be used for porn.
Maybe it was too much.
Okay, I'm going.
This is bad. I'm gonna lose it.
I'm sure.
I hope you're ready for the presentation.
That commercial will definitely reach other companies.
It's a big job for Sean to win.
Failure is unforgivable.
I'll make it happen.
You're in 10th place, right?
Certainly.
Oh no!
Computer?
Huh?
One more time?
Huh?
No way!
Is it my throat?
It's a gondola.
I'm sorry, Dad.
It's not the time for that.
This BGM is...
I wonder if I should go...
I should go.
[PH] I'm sorry!
Be careful.
What are you saying?
Chief, should we go to the landfill now?
Hey, what about Haruto?
Oh, right.
But, won't he come directly to the venue?
He has all the documents.
That's good, but...
What is he doing?
This is bad.
Mr. Gyoji!
What?
Mr. Gyoji!
Oh, come on!
You're too focused on your ranks, and your story is messed up!
Hurry up and let me go!
You're too slow, mister!
Don't underestimate adults!
Mister! Run, run!
Don't make me run! Sorry, sorry!
I'm sorry for letting you go.
Well, this is a good song, too.
You really listen to everything well!
Oh well.
I'm going now.
Wait! Wait!
Thank goodness.
It's like a comedy.
It's scary.
What's going on?
It's scary.
Let me down!
A comedy is about to start!
What's going on?!
Our company's commercial concept is...
...in other words, the future!
What do we do?
The competition has begun!
We only have two companies left until our turn.
This is bad.
What are we doing?!
Yes?
What was that bus?
Please hurry up, driver.
Yes, sir.
Ouch!
Hey...
Driver! Driver! Driver!
Hey, you!
There's too many of you!
[PH] This is...
You...
What are you doing?
Me? I'm not involved!
How old are you?
Satoshi?
It's me, Arzo!
We used to hang out at the shrine in elementary school.
Oh, it's you, Arzo!
It's been a while!
Yeah, it's been a while!
Hahaha!
[PH] Wait for me, Arzo!
[PH] Wow!
Wait for me!
I'm always chasing you, Arzo!
Wait for me!
I'll be next to you!
Haha!
[PH] The next song is Gangneung.
[PH] Go!
Nice.
Oh, no.
Bad attitude.
Try it!
What?
That's a great kick!
[PH] What's going on?!
This is it. This is it.
You bastard!
Wait! Wait!
Why you bastard!
I'll punch you!
Our concept is to attract high-talent female public figures.
Hey, is he not here yet? Isn't it too late?
Will you make it in time?
He'll come for sure.
Maruzo...
will definitely come.
Huh?
Oh, it's Yomi!
Yay! Yomi!
We'll have a project that's linked to social media at the same time.
You're causing us trouble!
There was always room for improvement!
What should we do? It's starting now.
We'll let you off! We'll let you off!
That's all for the introductions.
Go sweat.
Huh, right?
Go walk.
You're surprisingly nice.
No good.
You won't make it.
[PH] What are you doing?
Next, we need the presentation of R.A.G.E.N.C.I.E.
Here you go.
R.A.G.E.N.C.I.E.?!
Yay!
We got our signature!
We are not seeking new things, but we want to incorporate the Japanese beauty that we have discovered in our commercials.
Now, we will announce the results of this competition.
I would like to adopt the plan of the Federal Agency.
Wow!
Is it that easy?
Can't you just take it home?
Arutaku!
I knew you could do it.
Right?
Chief...
You were so impatient earlier.
You're so arrogant.
I promised you I wouldn't say that.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Boss, it's a little early, but let's go drink!
Yeah! Let's go!
Zettou Onsen.
Why does it have to be like this?!
What is this?
He remembers it well.
I'm happy.
The author of this project is very happy.
I stopped the game.
I'm sorry.
I don't know if I remember it.
I'm going to read it.
Go ahead.
If it's a countryside, it's likely that people are cursed.
What is it?
It's common.
It's like going to a countryside.
It's common in countryside.
It's common.
Yes, there are.
They are like a curse.
We ask each of them what kind of curse it was.
Like, you have a fever or something like that.
That's what I mean.
That's what I mean, but...
A curse?
The picture of the location comes up.
It does.
It's a pattern where only the staff go.
In the countryside.
And they are chased by a car.
That's not good.
Not good.
That's not good.
I don't know.
I don't have this.
No.
I don't have it.
I don't know.
It's not possible.
Call it or not.
One, two, three.
Doubt.
The answer is
It's a lie!
Thank you!
It's a lie!
It looks like it's a lie!
It's a lie!
I thought the staff was saying it, but Tony was wearing it.
There's more, isn't there?
No, it's past tense.
It's like experiencing the curse you're told.
It looks like it.
It looks like it, but...
Oh, no!
Unfortunately...
Oh, no!
Please draw two cards.
Two is too much!
It's big.
If you're seen as a doubter, you'll have two cards.
Now that we're here, Hamada-san's memory...
Yeah, it's starting to...
No, it's like Yutta said it or not.
I see.
Now it's Hamada-san's turn.
Oh, me?
Yes.
This is it.
Double versus one-half.
What?
There are many similar types of dishes.
What did you double?
Spicy and large dishes.
Which is harder?
Light and heavy dishes.
Is it a confrontation?
There are light and heavy dishes.
Yes, yes, yes. He was holding something. Who was that?
Was it Igushi? Who was it?
I think he was doing it.
What is this? Double...
It's either double the baseball bat or one-half of it.
One-half of the distance.
That's right. It's like a willed martial arts match.
It's a test match.
It seems possible.
Now, are you ready?
It seems possible!
This theory.
Please call me.
Through!
One, two...
The answer is...
Double or one-half?
Yes!
Damn it!
The title doesn't make sense.
Tamada, you're searching for the answer.
Double or one-half?
You're right.
I was wondering what it was.
Such is 2017's double versus one-half match.
The competition is...
What? Isn't this too revealing?
Look! It's like an illusion. This one looks longer.
Table tennis...
Ah, it's difficult.
It's really half.
It's a big book.
Bye-bye.
Golf...
This is awesome.
He cut the crow's side again.
And...
Kendo.
Chang Kawai and Haraguchi Akimasa will compete in a half-city and two-time city.
This is short!
Two-time city is stronger, though.
Ready, go!
I can't go in.
But it's fun.
If it goes in...
It's in!
Wow!
In the beginning of the match, the match is played by two-time champion Chan.
Sometimes I get hit by a crow.
One-half of the way is a blind shot.
It's a heavy tree.
I see. It's heavy. It doesn't go up.
It bounced.
It bounced down.
If you get hit, you can't go back to the city.
He found two fatal weaknesses.
And...
That's right, that's right.
But...
I like it.
One shot.
What surprised me is that Chang Kai came to the moon.
To the moon.
It's a rule you should never do.
It's dangerous for me to be short.
The moon is not good in a variety show.
Next is KASUGA's turn.
What do you do at the gym every day after work?
You say it's hard, but you say it's hard again.
I don't remember the number.
I don't remember it.
But these people are normal.
Well, it's not that strange.
Certainly.
I don't mind it.
So I don't think it's so strange to make it into a theory.
I think so too.
You're doing physical work.
I'm not saying that.
I'm sure you'll find someone weirder.
The opinions are united.
It's fake.
Please call this theory.
I will call it.
The correct answer is ...
I will call it.
Good.
I can't believe it.
I can't make such a weak theory.
I can't believe it.
I wasn't deceived.
I have two cards.
This hurts.
How many copies are there now?
I have three copies.
I have two copies.
I have four copies.
This is the last round.
HAMADA is in advantage now.
I will read it.
The strongest theory as a format of Haraichi's riding bokeh manzai and manzai.
Oh, what is this?
You've been doing this for 11 and a half years.
Is there such a thing?
That's fast.
Do you remember it?
There must be.
I don't remember it, but...
You don't know it?
Then why?
I'm sure you remember it.
I think it's because of the format.
You know other people and other young people.
I think it was like that.
I don't know if it's the same or not.
Maybe it's not a comedian but a grandpa.
You like doing something to your grandpa in this show, don't you?
I don't think I've done anything to other comedians.
Do you remember the V?
I remember doing something in a format,
I don't know if I did this format in Haraichi.
This was the fastest so far.
You said.
Haraichi's riding Pokemon.
The strongest theory in that format.
You don't say it in Shimono-ku.
You say it with your mouth.
When I call you for the first time, you say it like it happened.
I can say it all.
You can say anything.
I'm sure of it.
There is only one left.
That's right.
Call this theory.
One, two, three.
It's true.
The correct answer is this.
It is the best theory for the format of Haraichi's riding and joking.
That's right.
It really existed.
That's right.
I feel like I know how this format is done by entertainers rather than Yuta.
The entertainment show made in Haraichi's format is presented by entertainers.
The bird on display is...
Animal Hamabuchi Fusai.
[PH] The Police
I'm Fusai Hamaguchi.
Nice to meet you.
If you weren't an actor, you wouldn't be a detective.
Don't think it's a good job!
Yeah, right?
Men are...
There's always evil in the world.
As expected of a detective,
a veteran detective is cool.
How nice.
A veteran detective is cool.
And you, detective.
Oh, no.
No way.
Don't make me come here.
But you are cute, so I forgive you.
And also, armed police.
And also, wrestling practice.
10,000 squats!
[PH] And later on in the lesson!
Later!
You were so cool back then, Kishu!
You had a lot of things but you were still great!
And Kyoko from London!
Kyoko...
I've been defeated many times but I've been defeated many times.
But, the game starts now.
And Kyoko of Rio.
Kyoko, next year I will definitely win a gold medal in 2006.
And Kyoko of Mokkon.
I've been defeated many times but I've become a great man.
I'm so happy! Kyoko!
And Kyoko's daughter, Yuko!
She's so cute.
Kyoko, you're so cute, aren't you, Yuko-chan?
When you grow up, you should definitely do wrestling.
And Kyoko's back.
That's why I told you to stop!
I was against this marriage!
I was against it!
Shut up!
And Yuko in her middle school years!
You're talking about me again!
You promised me you'd get a medal, didn't you?
And Yuko getting married!
That's none of your business!
You're talking about everything else!
I don't think it's your business at all!
What?
Cut it out!
Please forgive me!
But...
It was noisy.
Well, Hamada-san, please show us a card.
There is a theory that the three brothers exist in all genres.
I think there was a theory like this.
I think I had it, too.
I think I saw it, and it was a verification theory.
I think that's what came out.
It starts with judo, of course.
There are many siblings.
There was also a sister who was stronger than a sister.
There are siblings, twins, and big families.
That's right.
I like people gathering together.
If I pass this, I'll only have one, right?
That's right.
If you pass, you'll only have one.
Should I say I doubt it?
You should say it, but...
Wow...
It's a close game.
I think I've had it before.
I think I've had it before, too.
It's hard to look up all kinds of genres, isn't it?
That's just...
Don't you care about this show?
No, I do care.
I started with judo and sports.
Now I'm into baseball and sports.
It has nothing to do with sports.
I have a feeling that I've seen it somewhere.
Call me.
I think it's there.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Slew.
The correct answer is...
It's not there.
It's a line.
It's amazing.
Come on!
What did you misunderstand?
There are 30 siblings.
I've seen it a lot.
I think it's the most common thing I've seen.
Where did you see it?
What did you misunderstand?
Next is KAZUGA.
I was defeated.
I will do this.
Please look at this.
You say that's salt.
You eat anything with salt.
I feel like I can do it.
I feel like I can do it right away.
I'm sorry.
I laughed a little when I called you.
It was funny.
I can laugh a lot.
I don't feel uncomfortable.
I feel like I can do it.
If I call him like that, I think he'll laugh at me.
Like, what is it?
He'll say anything.
But in the end, he'll say mouthpiece and change clothes.
I'll shake his hand.
I think he'll say something.
Are you ready?
Will you call or doubt?
But it's up to you, Hamado.
If you doubt it, you may get it.
I'm sorry, but I think there is such a thing.
I think there is such a thing.
Call this theory.
I will call it.
The correct answer is here.
There is no such thing.
Really?!
No, there wasn't.
Eh, really?!
He said he didn't hear me scream even once!
Eh?!
Ehhhh?!
You should do it!
It's so funny!
I did it!
You didn't do it!
I did it!
You didn't do it!
Seriously?!
I heard that you didn't do it.
Ehhhh?! Really?!
It's a good doubt, but it's funny in itself.
That's true.
Konamo, don't do it right away!
Right?!
Hamada won with one card left and the least number of cards.
Hamada is amazing.
Please introduce the rest of the cards.
When you are being lectured by a sculpture artist, you will say it if you have earned a doll.
I think IKKOKUDO was preaching.
Is that right?
Yes.
He is preaching.
What else is there?
The older you are, the more you lie.
I don't think there is such a thing.
He is lying to the elderly.
That's right.
I'm like this.
The older you are, the more you lie.
I remember exactly what you said.
I don't think I said it.
I did it.
The older you lie, the more you can't break.
Did you record it now?
This is the theory.
SENBRIDGER REACTION QUIZ.
Number one, Baba Kiyo-san, 93 years old.
It stinks!
Wow!
It's real!
It stinks!
Wow, it's real.
Number two, Toriumi Kiyoko-san, 94 years old.
Wow, it's bitter.
It's bitter.
It's really bitter.
It's good.
Number three, Uehara Ken-san, 85 years old.
You look like a foreign dog.
You're big.
I like dogs.
Who drank Senburi tea in this situation?
The answer was No. 2.
Next week, we'll be full!
Second match of the second round.
If you lose, you have to eat food on your card.
You have to fight a psychological war of eating a lot of hell.
How can you lose to that card?
There's no way I can win with my card, you idiot!
Furthermore, you can earn more prize money for every correct position.
I want to go for 100,000 yen.
Correct position endurance race!
Go!