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[PH] The end
Let's go! The final presenter is this person! Please come in!
[PH] I'm Kotage Maikin!
[PH] Thank you for coming!
This time, I brought a theory about Tsukkomi entertainers that we did before.
Here it is.
The theory that Tsukkomi entertainers always have a Tsukkomi switch on in their daily life.
The third one!
Do you remember it?
It's the third one.
About nine years ago...
Nine years...
Yes, I just did it for now.
It's hard.
I didn't know what would happen.
I was scared of getting bald every time I got off the elevator.
I got bald in the elevator.
I thought there was a car in the taxi and looked at NISHIMURA.
I always have to be careful.
You may have been to places where you are not set up.
You put it on the vase.
That's not it.
TV Heroes
Downtown on Wednesdays
These three are our challengers today.
The first challenger is Takeru from Tokyo Hotels.
Can they say what they know about 10 things the show has prepared for the day?
So, they call Takeru who doesn't know anything and explain the plan.
Wow, it's hard.
It's a whole day.
It's about 6 now.
And there's Rabbit too.
It's too fast.
There's a fear that it might not have a switch yet.
So, first of all...
Yes?
Excuse me.
Takeru-san, please come in.
Excuse me.
Is the match over?
No, it's a hospital visit!
It's a TVS.
This way, please.
Not like this, but...
This is a big deal.
It's a big deal.
Without me, the set won't work.
No, no, no.
There's no such TVS person.
This way, please.
No, no, I'll go by myself.
I'll go by myself.
After the unique comment was decided,
It started!
During the live broadcast of Rabbit,
During the commercial, they prepared a comment point.
During the commercial?
They must be interested in it now!
The girls are very curious.
It was cute!
It was very different from usual.
It was very cute!
Really?
It was a little different from usual.
It's not easy to say!
It's like home.
Where is it?
Your hairstyle is different today.
It's like a studio.
It's like home.
He doesn't say that.
After the live broadcast, Takeru went to practice for the program event Rabbit Rock.
The insects that disappeared in the sky are back.
How about this?
Excuse me.
They are all the same.
You are too picky.
All of them are the same.
Wakame rice.
Does that mean you like someone?
And...
You are not doing your job.
You are too angry.
I'm sorry.
You should say sorry to me.
I will say sorry.
I'm sorry.
Say sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm asking you.
No.
I'm asking you.
No.
I'm asking you.
You are too violent.
You guys!
Hey!
Go away!
Let me go!
No, I'm in the mood of police 24 hours!
I'm gonna break you!
I have to do something.
It's not a chorus, is it?
What we should do is...
It's a different song.
This song is also coming out, right?
Next, to record the radio, he got in the taxi.
This is the station.
It's very hot here today.
I'm here because of the heat and I'm sweating.
What is this?
I'm sweating.
What is this?
I don't know what it is.
[PH] I'm here because of the heat and I'm sweating.
He's thinking about which one to go with
What language?
I'm scared of answering
If he just comes in, I'm not done yet
What is ''tamam''?
I'm Takeru from Tokyo.
I'm Shogo.
Nice to meet you.
I'm usually here.
Thank you.
My radio name is under rice.
Under rice.
How can I say it?
You know...
I'm doing a lot of work.
I don't have any of that for home.
It's for home.
That...
No, no.
I don't know about handy fan.
It's for home use.
His hair is so weird.
It's embarrassing.
Next, they went to cafe for coverage of fake magazine.
Good morning.
Here you are.
Please have a seat.
Good morning.
COZ.
Yes.
Remote?
Yes, we do.
We do cover the area remotely.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Then you don't have to go to a cafe.
Not sir, but...
You are at a cafe.
You are there.
Yes, that's right.
You don't have to go to the same cafe.
If you like, would you like something to drink or something to eat?
You say that when you are in front of me.
Together.
Excuse me.
Is it sushi?
This menu is almost self-service.
It's expensive. 2500 yen.
This time it's not.
And the last is a trick in a fake show that introduces ramen.
Thank you for your patience.
Soy sauce pork bone ramen.
Soft noodles, light taste, less oil.
All different.
All the opposite.
Big eyes, dark eyes, big eyes.
The arrow is not a lie show.
As you can see,
this is the only thing that Takeru couldn't say.
At 6 am, when he announced his challenge,
Could you please put on your microphone?
Yes.
I'll put on my microphone.
This person?
Furthermore,
It's difficult.
What?
I don't know.
I thought you were here.
I didn't know you were here.
I didn't see you.
Moean and Ikebe were nearby all day.
It's Moean.
Moean?
How can you know?
Yahoo!
I'm telling you!
The next challenger is Hashimoto Ginshari.
I'm going to win a lot of things.
He will explain the plan.
The challenge starts now.
The first one is this.
It's a defender.
It's detailed.
Will he notice it?
He likes soccer, but he may not notice it.
I'm in charge of the team.
It says DIVENDER.
It's early.
It may be a TV show, but it says DIVENDER.
Isn't it a Japanese representative board?
It's getting longer.
His feet are shaking.
I'm nervous.
It's dangerous.
Thank you.
You look happy
There is a barrier in the dressing room, so please go in through there
This way?
Yes, please
It's like an escape game
Following the direction, they head to the dressing room
It's a room that leads you closer
This is a toilet!
Gentleman!
This is a toilet! No way!
Why is this here?
This is a toilet!
Are you eating a lunch box?
Did you get this from your Chinese friend?
You're wearing a jacket!
It's good. It's good. It's good.
It's like a battle
I don't know
Is it V-9 time?
It feels good
It feels good when you're young
Next, she prepared some points for fake city life shooting
A little more
Yes, next month's festival
I wonder what he is saying.
I can't hear this sound in Thailand.
Is it like that in Thailand?
That's right.
His body shape is medium-sized.
He has earrings on both of his ears.
I don't know.
He has a straw-like jacket.
He has a lot of features.
There is a fan in front of you.
Is he my fan?
No.
Does it mean you are a fan of me?
I have something to introduce you.
This is it.
I prepared it for you.
It's a mouse's comb.
Direct mouse.
That's good.
You can directly use it.
You buy two mice and they reproduce immediately.
You can have many children.
You introduce someone to that child.
You give the mouse itself.
It's like cocaine.
It's like cocaine for children.
Next, they get back in the taxi.
To the live radio.
It's 60 points.
60 points?
No.
You can't tell, can you?
I wonder if you can tell.
It's over 70.
That's not good.
It's 75 points.
You're giving too many points to a woman.
That's scary.
She got 52 points.
It's low
Let's say it's over 90
Let's say it's over 90 like the previous M1
52 is old M1
It's not there at all
It's not there at all, Darcy show
As expected
There's more.
What's this?
Why is there such a thing?
There's a really big thing.
Can you see it?
By the way, this is the thing that Sen-chan borrowed from him and actually uses.
There's a thin thing like this.
What's this?
It was cool.
As expected.
I did it. I forgot about it.
I'm Hashimoto, a white-out.
I'm Kayo Chavez, a student group member.
After the live broadcast, they went to the last point.
They were taking photos of the radio reporters.
And then...
[PH] Wait, what?
Nice to meet you. I'm Minato Misora of Gravi Idol.
Nice to meet you.
You and Gravi Idol...
You don't know each other?
Why are you asking me?
She's suspicious of something.
But she hasn't noticed it yet.
What is this?
What is it?
That's right, it's actually...
Hmm?
[PH] Oh!
What is it?
No, this is...
Can you see it?
No one is watching it properly
Yasumura's face
Is it serious?
It's hard to watch
It's hard to guess
Your eyes are like this
What is it?
I'm curious
[PH] What is it?
You're right
It's not that
I'm sorry
What is it?
And as you can see, the results are...
Hashimoto wasn't perfect either.
That swimsuit is exactly like Yasumura-san's design.
I don't know!
That's impossible!
He's a high-viscosity person!
Is there anyone who looks like Yasumura-san in a swimsuit?
I can barely hide it!
You can barely hide it!
I'm disappointed.
Well, out of ten, you succeeded in nine.
I'm disappointed, but it's the first time.
You succeeded.
I don't have a V-shape.
If you had a V-shape, you would have succeeded.
You're going to drop it, right?
And the last challenger is Taka of Kishi Taka.
I wonder how Taka's doing.
I see.
Today, from now on...
Is that what you mean?
Yes.
Thank you for your cooperation.
So, the staff will leave here.
What should I do?
I'll call you.
I won't call you. Don't leave me alone.
What should I do from now on?
I see.
In this project, we usually place the point of entry in a simple manner.
He changed his mind.
He won't do anything to TAKANO.
He will spend a busy day with TAKERU.
This is very difficult.
I want you to do all TAKERU's famous quotes.
I wanted you to do it all, so I was disappointed in Takeru.
What is this place?
There's nothing in the room.
Just one table.
Can I leave?
I'm lost.
He left.
I'm nervous.
Thank you.
So...
His first job is
a radio show with a duo.
Bye!
Of course, the recording ended without any problems.
But, they didn't leave the booth.
It looks like something is going to happen.
They are looking for something.
They looked around the radio floor.
They looked at random cardboard boxes.
It's written in weird names.
He tries to get a glimpse of something.
It's a bit sad.
He waits for something for 30 minutes.
It's tough.
I'm looking for a watch on Amazon.
He finally gives up and goes back to work.
He must be anxious.
And he knows that there is a taxi.
[PH] Wow.
Taka is preparing for the next battle
I'm excited
But he arrives at the location smoothly
It must be uncomfortable
I don't know
I hope something happens
Good luck
It can't be like this.
It's mentally good.
No.
I think he's missing it.
Yes, he is.
He doesn't realize it.
And...
Fake outdoor shop shooting starts.
He said.
What is shrimp pork cutlet ramen?
Shrimp pork cutlet ramen?
I can't imagine it.
He didn't fear being caught.
If there is anything suspicious, he would change his style.
Is it sold here?
It seems like it's sold here, but it's not.
This place is sold a lot.
You can't buy Chinese food here.
This place is like a dark casino.
This place is sold a lot.
This picture is sad.
This picture is nostalgic.
I feel like I'm going to be crushed.
He is saying nonsense.
As they are talking nonsense,
In this Japanese sweets shop...
It's scary.
What's with the key to the drain port?
Oh, you are the one?
Yes, I am.
And this is the owner of the company who actually does singing activities.
How does it go?
You are loved and you are hurt.
Like this.
That's not enough.
You are loved and you are hurt.
That's good.
A little more.
It's not enough.
Oh, my goodness.
And then...
What is this?
The sound is too low.
The sound of the city is low.
This is 55 yen per sheet.
Give me money.
I'm sad.
What is this?
This is not a game where you can choose between two.
Yes.
Kitaoka and Hiroshi.
Who is it?
No.
You are a clown
Excuse me?
You are crazy
He is selling mannequin dolls he wore
What are you talking about?
It's not changed
Can we show this?
It's fine
What are you eating?
You are crazy
Don't say that
You didn't touch it?
No, I haven't.
I'm a professional in taking off my underwear.
You're a pig. Don't lie.
I'm going to burn you.
That's terrible.
You're not well.
You're not well at all.
She's even sticking out her nipples.
You're so weak.
You should retire.
This is like a rickshaw that works hard until it's taped.
I'm scared.
There's no one like her.
There is.
She's doing it.
There is.
She's doing it too much.
Like this,
Takano's shopping street commentary work is over.
And...
You like high speed too much, don't you?
Even in a second taxi,
nothing happened.
Nothing happened.
Even when filming for YouTube, of course nothing happened and the day ended.
[PH] I'm bald.
No.
Which means there was no joke.
Wonderful. Thank you very much.
He only said bad things in the last shopping district.
He only said bad things.
He only looks for something.
It is important for a funny man to understand.
It is a good way of looking for something.
I want Takeru to do it.
I want him to do it in the shopping district.
I want to do it.
When you don't have any funny ideas, you might get more human ideas.
That's right.
Give me 55 yen!
That's funny.
It's a crazy chance.
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Can you say you are the same age as yourself?
We are about the same age.
I am the same age as Juniors.
I can't see it.
I say Juniors.
What comes to your mind?
I think of Elon Musk.
You are great.
I was surprised when Elon Musk said we are the same age.
Is Thomas there?
Brad Pitt.
Oh, Brad Pitt!
Welcome, welcome Brad Pitt!
Yes, yes, we are the same age.
So, we have prepared a project about the same age.
You cannot go back home until you get hit by people of the same age twice in a row in the city.
This is difficult.
Twice in a row?!
By the way, if you ask this and that, you will be limited in terms of age,
so you will only be asked once.
Only once?
Only once.
And also, how old you were when you got confirmed and all that.
That's not allowed.
Not allowed.
By the way, what kind of question will you ask if you go to that event?
I think I know quite well.
Who is Yokosuna for you?
But isn't it quite wide?
By the way, who is it for you?
It's Takanohana.
But…
Isn't it a little different?
No, but Takanohana…
Oh, Chionofji.
Chionofji is there too.
I feel like I can see the boundary.
I see. What about you, Ms. Takayama? Anything is fine.
When I was in school, I used to use a cell phone.
And when I hear the word like a slide, I feel like I'm in the same generation.
Oh, we don't know about that.
Slide, cell phone.
We were like, did you look for a radio wave?
We stretched out the radio wave antenna.
Did we have an antenna?
I'm sorry!
Good morning.
You're not nervous at all.
Of course.
It's been a long time since we started this shoot.
What's going on?
Let's explain this project.
It's hard for two of us.
Two years?
You're not nervous at all.
You're not young.
If you get two questions about people your age, you can go home.
So you can ask about their present age.
I see.
You can ask one question before you ask their age.
I see.
One question?
Yes, only one.
They are going to places where people of their age might go.
I've never seen them.
54.
Yes, there are.
There are people who are 54 years old.
Is it a little early?
I'm a little old.
I'm curious about your age.
Don't say it.
Do you watch TV programs you used to watch in the past?
Hyoukin-zoku?
You watched Hyoukin-zoku, didn't you?
You are old.
How old are you?
I'm 54 years old.
Wow!
This is amazing!
I know! I know!
This is amazing!
What is this? A miracle has happened!
Wow!
Fujimoto discovered the same age with only a voice.
Wow!
We're done for the day.
If you fail, you reset?
Yes, we reset.
And he locked off the second person.
Can I ask you something?
What was the TV show you used to watch?
I watched Gundam.
In the beginning, I was a little bit old
But now I'm old enough
Let's go
Can he come back home with two hands?
How old are you?
52 years old
Oh no
It was close
2 years older? No
It's only 2 years apart, but it's a shame
But I get it now
It's going to be great
On the other hand, the 45 year old man who came to Nakano
I don't know what's the point of being 45 years old
Speaking of racing, what song comes to your mind?
Iya Iya Iya
How old are you?
Forty-five.
No way!
You're all first-time visitors?
Forty-five!
They're also first-time visitors.
So,
let's move on to the second person.
Were you wearing loose socks when you were a high school student?
I was wearing loose socks.
Same loose socks generation.
So, Steteko also went out for a match.
How old is your sister?
44
So close!
Is it really not possible?
I think there is no difference but luck
Anyway, she has to throw away the ball
It has to be continuous
It's really close!
Excuse me, we are shooting a TV program
How old are you?
My age now is...
34
So close!
No, no, no
No.
What? Wait a minute.
No.
What? Wait a minute.
It was your birthday?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Let me ask you one more time.
The age now.
The age now. The age now.
How old are you now?
Thirty-three.
[PH] What? Are you a monk?
Are you an Ozakan?
You are good.
That afternoon, 35 years old didn't show up.
What is your difficult age?
Thirty-five.
Yes!
You're amazing dad!
Don't talk!
Asaki finally reaches his first customer
Is it difficult to do it twice in a row?
Can I ask you a question?
Sorry
What was the first CD you bought?
Morning Musume's Happy Summer Wedding
How is it?
Happy Summer Wedding
It's a happy summer wedding.
I want to ask you one more question!
But there aren't many miracles like this.
Let's go! I'm really going home.
How old are you?
I'm 36 years old.
Wow!
I thought you were older.
It's difficult for a woman.
It's easier for a man.
Are you serious?!
Osaki is also a one-year-old boy.
I see.
But really, even five years old...
At noon, all three of them, not one step further from the beach, an hour passed.
Moreover...
This time, due to the nature of the project, it's just a work to get to the beach.
So, it's just a work to get to the beach.
How old do you look like?
It's difficult.
It's a different project.
And finally...
54 years old.
You're older.
Sorry!
Thank you!
His second time here
Please raise your hand if you have an impression of him
He's gone but Okita Hiroyuki
Okita Hiroyuki
It's a little old
Is it the second season?
It's the second season
Can you do it?
How old are you?
I'm 53
That's tough
I'm not motivated at all when I'm second
I'm like boom
How old are you?
35
Yes!
He's reached his second goal
And
What's the first CD you bought?
Orange range.
I don't know it.
Music.
Music?
That's dangerous.
He might be young.
I don't know music.
He's young.
I'll pass.
By the way, how old are you?
I'm 35.
You're wrong!
I told you!
You're wrong!
Really?
You're young.
What is that music?
What is that?
Shanghai Hardy or something like that
Buy it!
Seriously?
I'm 47 years old
The second time, he failed to reach the target.
It's 4 p.m.
Five and a half hours have passed since the shooting began.
I'm 54 years old.
He reached the target for the third time in three hours.
Thank you.
And...
You're a dentist and a student.
Who is the most memorable?
Shunsuke Kazama
Shunsuke Kazama is different
He is different
Kato is also different
Wait a minute
What's going on?
I've been watching you
Here we go
How old are you?
55 years old
So close
I don't think it's possible
Two in a row is this hard
On the other hand, Uenoe is still ahead in terms of reach
What was the first CD you bought?
Orange range
Orange range album
Music Q
The same album which we missed earlier is back.
OK, let's go.
Please, seriously.
How old are you?
32 years old.
Red!
Orange again.
Oisaki was bewitched by the microwave.
Please tell me your age.
I'm 45 years old.
Wow!
That's amazing.
It's a memorable drama.
High school teacher!
High school teacher exists!
Please tell me your age.
I'm 42 years old.
I was young
I'm back to zero again
I'm back to zero but
Huh?
45 years old
I'm back to zero but
Wanna try?
It's way up there
Meanwhile, Fujimoto is back
It's not a summer shooting project
It's hot
How old are you?
Me?
Wait a minute.
I see, one person is old enough.
I'm the same age!
I'm so happy!
And the second important person,
15 minutes before the auction.
I really have to think about this.
He's so young.
Hello.
Hello, Fujimoto-san.
Can I say something?
It'll be over soon
Who is the student with the best impression of Kimpass Sensei?
Masaru Kato
Masaru Kato is the best
I'd say Masaru Kato
Right?
I think he's here
Here I go
How old are you?
I'm 54 years old
Yes!
We did it!
From the start, in 6 hours and 42 minutes, he cleared it!
And with that...
Can you hear me?
I can't hear you!
You're kidding me, right?
You know, it's pretty...
Fujimoto-san, you just ate something!
Excuse me?
I cleared it
Really?
Good luck
Thank you
Let's go home
It's so hard to do it twice in a row
I guess it's because of blond teachers in this era
Fujimon was asking questions about it all the time
It was the easiest one to understand among Fujimoto's movies
After Fujimoto's clear, both cars didn't advance at all and 3 hours passed
I think 35 is difficult
But here
How is it? It's 45
It's difficult
They reached their goal after 3 and a half hours
And
What is the most memorable variety show for you?
I was doing it in Canada.
I'm a generation of TV that gives you energy!
Let me go with you!
Seriously!
Well, well...
How old are you now?
I'm 45 years old.
Wow!
Thank you!
I thought you were older.
I thought it was a dream.
I did it!
Awesome!
Thank you so much!
This is also 45 years old.
How old were you born?
I was born in 1955.
What month of 1955?
August.
That's dangerous.
It's August, so you're not yet born.
I'm not yet born.
You're not 55 years old.
How old were you born?
I was born in August, 1917 and I'm still 44 years old.
44 years old?
It's not allowed.
It's not allowed?
What?
She was 44 years old 5 days before her birthday.
So, she got 1 point from clearing.
She is throwing away her score.
5 days left.
What's up with you?
On the other hand, Osaki has not yet been able to get more than 50 groups of people to speak to him from Fujimoto Clear.
He's not 35 years old.
Can you answer my question for me?
Just for a moment.
Yes, of course.
Thank you very much.
Can you tell me your age?
How old are you?
I'm 35 years old.
You look younger.
Really?
Yes.
P.H., your father is a hero.
It's not over yet.
It's been a while since she was in a good condition.
I'm here.
Take care of me.
And she is a good throwaway.
How old are you now?
I'm 45 years old.
She is back on the beach.
I'm happy. Thank you.
Bye!
I used to watch this show a lot.
GOTSU.
GOTSU, right.
I used to watch it.
Is it wrong?
It's correct, but...
Please wait a minute.
What?
GOTSU GOTSU.
Can you take off your hat for a moment?
Just a little bit.
Can you say GOTSU?
I don't know.
I'm still young.
How old are you?
I'm 45 years old.
I'm so happy!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
I'm happy.
Can I ask you when you were born?
1980
August 19th
August 19th means?
45 years old this year
How old are you now?
Now?
Five days left
What's going on?
It's amazing
Is it deja vu?
It's rare
That's weird.
August's nightmare again.
Tsuteteko goes diving again.
Is this possible?
It's not even on yet and you're saying it.
And as the day grows dark...
It's 45.
Is it right?
Somehow, she returns to the beach again.
Oh, a call?
Here...
Hello?
What? Osaki?
Oh, you're Osaki?
Um...
Are you eating something?
It's over!
It's over?
Seriously?!
I'll hit you!
Yes, 30 minutes ago...
Are we in Roppongi?
Can you do it?
Oosaki was catching up with his team in Roppongi.
It's difficult.
What?
35!
Roppongi is difficult.
Oosaki successfully cleared 35 years old.
Finally, 35!
And...
It might be the last real wave of people.
Finally, the last train of the day arrives at Nakano Station.
I'm recording your age now, but could you answer my question?
Please call me.
God, please!
Please tell me your age.
Go, please!
45 years old.
I did it!
Not yet!
Not yet?
Really?
Not yet!
Really? Really?
Thank you so much!
Do you have a proof?
At the miracle shop!
What?
I'm in!
You're in?
I've been doing this for 54 years, so I'm in.
You're in.
Yes!
Wow!
And so, at 04048...
After the shooting, she will go back home in 14 hours and 18 minutes.
It's a long journey.
How was it, Ms. Takayano?
I thought it would be fun, but it was tough.
It's tough.
I'm 45 years old this year.
It's already 4 o'clock and 5 now.
This year, people who are between 4 and 5 years old say that they are 45 years old even though they are not.
What's wrong with that?
I want to say that I am 44 years old as much as possible.
That's what you want to say as a woman.
Men like to say it because they like it.
Is there a TV show you really want to do and not want to do?
I definitely don't want to do it.
I want you to say it.
I want you to play against me.
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