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Now, it's started. Wednesday's Downtown. Everyone, please take care of me.
Please take care of me.
Today, Hamada-san is absent, so this week I will be the agent.
Please take care of me.
Now, let's go. The first presenter is here.
Good morning.
Can you ride a motorcycle?
Yes, I can ride a motorcycle.
What do you do in winter?
I don't ride a motorcycle in winter.
It's very cold.
I wear a heat-resistant vest.
I have to wear a lot of clothes in winter.
It's cold.
My face is cold.
Meanwhile, we had a confrontation.
Here it is!
It's chicken with vinegared rice balls!
With vinegared rice balls?!
Isn't it impossible?
It's impossible.
This is ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
It's cold even with gloves on.
Yes, it is.
With vinegared rice balls.
It's impossible.
Yes.
But we'll do it.
What?!
We'll do it.
It's a bit of a Showa project, but we'll do it in this Reiwa period.
Even on a TV show that's energetic, it might be a mistake.
There's a possibility.
Yes.
Only Hamada-san is happy when a comedian is cold.
Yes.
So it was a season to praise Hamada-san.
But he is not here now.
Only normal people are here now.
Yes.
TV hero of Wednesday.
Go to the sky even if you dance.
Wednesday's downtown.
Tomorrow is the third ball game.
It will be a freezing third ball game.
The coldest cold wave has arrived.
It was a record-breaking snowfall in February.
What's going on?
It was 5 pm on the first day of the season
They gathered here without knowing anything
It's so cold
What are you doing?
We are going to do a chicken race with bare hands
Chicken race with bare hands?
Without gloves?
No way
They are already on the train
If you have ridden it, you know it's impossible
The train goes from Nihonbashi to Aomori
It's impossible
It's so cold
It's getting colder and colder
And the person who was in the northernmost position won
Wait
Even Asahi was there?
I'm doing it
Oh my god
I'm gonna do it until sunrise
Of course it's impossible to ride it all the time
So if you get tired, you can take a break
The safety and health are taken into account
It's not different from the picture
The prize is 100,000 yen
Really?
But, in the end, there's no penalty game for Billy.
There's no more penalties!
So, everyone, here...
One person, one piece each
One piece each
1000 yen
That 1000 yen is for the race
So you can use it as you like
It's not much
It's until morning
So you can buy something warm
I see
It's not much
Is it okay for compotage?
No, it's okay
You know what I mean
It's not like a thrill race
He is the one who uses the brain of the physical strength competition
So
It's cold
It's cold already
5.29 am
The race starts
It's crazy at 15 minutes
It's crazy
Then
It's a big downpour
It's crazy
It's too cold
It's cold from the beginning
No way
Akatsu is crazy
Akatsu is naked all year
What is this project?
He has a good posture in cold weather
On the other side of south river
I can't stand it anymore
It's cold
I'm going back to Konsetsu Mountain tomorrow
Are we doing this until morning?
It's getting colder and colder
The race lasts for 12 hours and it's despairing
Are we doing this until morning?
I can't believe this
This might be the best
It's Wednesday today, so I'm sure I'll do it
No one is taking a break, and an hour has passed since the beginning.
But is it okay for an hour?
Of course, you have to take a break to run at the legal speed.
That's the system.
I'm running at 30km.
I'm just doing a game of Dega.
It's a TV inside.
It's a warm place.
It's different from the other one.
It's the same series.
It's not the same series.
It looks warm.
It's 1,000 yen.
I guess it's corn potage.
Corn potage sounds good.
Or coffee?
I love corn potage.
Udon? Soba? Ramen?
It's warm.
Seriously, how can we spend 1,000 yen?
Can we get 1000 yen for ramen?
We can't do it
Yes, the budget is 1000 yen including food and clothing
We can't use money easily
I thought we could do it but it's cold
It's so cold
It stinks
It's getting bad
Soka?
It's quite far
It's Saitama
An hour and a half from the start
They rush to Saitama prefecture
This is crazy
It's an hour and a half
Nobody is in yet
I'm sure people are curious about it
I don't want to go there.
His hands are reaching their limits.
Two hours from the beginning, Minami River is his first break here.
It's too hard.
My mouth doesn't move. It doesn't turn.
I know.
It's more difficult than I expected.
Can you feel this coldness?
Right now, the first place is Shinichi.
And me. And Akatsu.
I'm 1st, 2nd and 3rd in the same distance
I'm careful of accidents
I want to rest somewhere
I want to pass that
Let's take a break
We've been driving for 2 hours
We finally found a convenience store
Let's go there
After a short break, they stop at a convenience store.
It's so expensive.
They go shopping for the first time today.
It's less than 1,000 yen.
It's expensive.
And...
It's a warm drink.
It's warm.
It's very warm.
They bought canned coffee.
It's not compote.
Don't say that.
I said that.
It's fast.
Wow.
It's fast.
It's too fast.
It's hot.
It's better to touch it more.
It's Akatsukabe station!
It's already here.
How far Akatsu and Minamikawa are approaching me?
I don't think they've passed me yet.
I'm surprised they've made it this far.
The current first place Shinichi is on his first break here.
Are you going to eat McDonald's?
I'm going to get some coffee.
You're all drinking coffee.
Hot coffee.
McDonald's!
Coffee for 120 yen
It's cheap!
It's the best!
I'll have it
It's good for warming up your hands
It's not hot
It's good!
It's better than my hands
It's good for 120 yen
It's peeled off!
The coffee's coming out
It's true!
South Kasai is first
Oh no, I gotta hurry
This is a hell of a comparison
3 hours
This is the limit of Akita
Where are we going?
There's a hot spring
They found a sign of a hot spring facility
It must be around 1,000 yen
Let's go and see how much it is
I want to sell it all
I'm here now
It's more luxurious than I thought
It's a good point
It's a good price
It's under 1,000 yen
To check the price
It's not good to use it here
It was 1,100 yen
Oh no
Too bad
It was 1,300 yen
But I had to sell it at night
It was 1,100 yen
It was 550 yen for the gun bar
But I didn't need it
Where are you going?
I'll warm up.
You don't have a choice.
I'm at my limit.
It's cold.
It's hard to understand on TV.
That's the hardest part.
Wait a minute.
We have 10 hours left.
We made a mistake in setting.
10 hours from now.
I don't like this project. I don't know how hard it is.
It's hard to understand.
It's warm.
It's okay to go to Corn Potage here, right?
Sure.
I went to Wampudaz, but I didn't get a badge.
You did well.
I'm not talking to you anymore.
Like this, for three hours and forty-five minutes,
Minamikawa also gets its first prize.
It's expensive!
He's talking about killing a pig.
Did you eat it?
It came off!
Why did you make a trap for the fire?
A trap for the fire?
It's just stuck on its own.
A trap for the fire will definitely get stuck.
This is good.
This must be good.
It looks really good.
It's the best.
He dropped his ranking, but South Korea, which revived with corn potage, will move forward again.
I wonder how much it can revive.
I'm glad that it can revive that much for 50 yen.
But...
People are good at having hard feelings.
Wait a minute.
The power of corn potage exercise is over.
It's fast.
I'm cold.
Other than freezing, it's short effect is obvious
It's hard to die
Yes, the new position too
Oh no
It's cold
It's 3 minutes
It's cold in a second
This studio and us, what's going to happen?
We have to go home
Did you hear that?
The talent of studio.
But they drink better kompotai than us.
That's not what I meant.
My teeth hurt.
My teeth hurt so much.
It's too cold.
I'm freezing.
I can't drink hot drinks.
5 and a half hours.
They are drinks.
I got it.
I won.
I got the two items I wanted the most.
This is it.
Why doesn't everyone go there?
Coffee. And sweet one.
What is this?
You only buy this for 40 yen?
I'm back.
He drinks coffee with unusual grip.
He has it well.
This is great.
I can afford it.
Wow
He got away
Wait a minute
He got away
He's taking a break around here
There he is
C1
I caught up
South?
Yes
Wait, I'm in the lowest position
Yes, actually before Akatsu
Wow, 7-eleven
Is that Shin-chan?
Yeah
Oh no!
You were overtaking!
I was overtaking!
Wait! When did I overtake?
Why is Akatsu-san driving like this?
He was driving so close!
And 5 hours passed since the race started
It's getting colder and colder
Hey, it says be careful of the ice!
It says it's 0 degrees right now
It's basically 0 degrees right now!
It's zero degrees.
Can you see this, Ms. Tsura?
It's freezing.
It's Tochigi!
We're in Tochigi!
We were walking and it was cold.
The first place, Minamikawa, has finally entered Tochigi Prefecture.
But since the weather has changed,
it's a pit stop again.
Tochigi is cold.
Tomozaru, please.
It's freezing.
It looks dangerous.
I can't hold on to it.
It's too cold.
To overcome the cold and hunger,
he chose curry udon.
It's not cooked well.
It must be good.
And then...
It's here.
Did you put in the same one?
It's red.
There aren't many convenience stores.
Isn't it great?
It's here.
It looks good.
You should eat it.
I want to eat it.
So, what did Akatsu buy?
It's like seaweed soup and yukhoe.
How much is it?
108 yen.
Cheap.
It's hard.
It's like, this is the limit.
It's twice that.
I don't want to eat it.
I want to eat more noodles.
You just have to warm up.
Looks delicious.
You look nervous
What time is it now?
It's 10.30 am
We have been driving for 5 hours
I'm not talking but …
What?
Everyone is coming
They are here
I'm going too
I'm not talking
It's so hot
There is only one way to win this race at speed and route.
It's not to rest.
It's better to rest.
I feel hot now.
It feels good when I take off my clothes.
It's warm.
Special soup.
It's getting warm.
I'm getting sick of it.
I'm about to reach my limit.
It's bright.
I want to drink something warm.
It tastes like hot water.
It's good for food review.
This is the best food in Bescon.
That's not true.
This is the real thing.
The best food in Bescon on New Year's Day is...
What did you buy?
Oden!
This is it.
Wow, customers!
Wow, you're so kind!
No, not at all. Within the scope of the rule.
I asked the store clerk.
Can I have a lot of drinks?
He said yes.
It's totally fine.
It's a troublesome customer.
Taking a step for a rebellious act.
Oden-like man.
Don't say like Tsun-tsun.
It's warm.
Seiji!
South river! South river!
South river!
Wow, Seiji!
Seiji!
Where is he resting?
I knew it.
He can't rest.
South river, that boy.
Huh?
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Red, red, this is really bad.
He's done it.
But, even on a south river like that...
I might be able to get into the next convenience store.
Yeah.
I'm at my limit.
It's hot.
Damn it!
It's worse than eating ramen.
7 hours since the race started.
7 hours.
They didn't eat anything.
They kept running almost non-stop.
7 hours is tiring.
They get tired before it gets cold.
They get tired and starve.
They get hungry.
They even attack entertainers.
Are you mad?
You'll die.
It's cold.
It's not about being cold.
I see.
It's not about being cold.
It's all about being cold.
I'm freezing.
My whole body is cold.
Let me drink.
Wow.
He's drinking in the local bar.
The current first place, Minamikawa, has arrived at Utsunomiya.
He's in a hurry.
And then...
There's a bathhouse open late at night.
You want to take a bath?
It's 1,100 yen.
1,100 yen?
I can go in now.
I don't have any money.
I'll ask if it's cheap.
You'll negotiate?
You don't have rice balls?
I'll ask.
You don't have them late at night?
Is it that special?
102km from Tokyo
Wow
102km
Why can't you drive over 100km with this?
Is there a southern car?
No
Where is it?
It's not reaching
No way
It's missing
Where?
South river is missing
It's not enough
Where?
No. 4 line is missing
South river and No. 4 line are missing
Where is it?
It's stopped
It's not moving forward.
Yes, it is.
It's moving forward.
Really?
It's moving forward.
How much is it?
Originally, it was 1,100 yen.
Minamika, who was able to buy it with 464 yen,
He's crying because of the warmth of people.
He was impressed by Vescon bath for an hour.
Vescon bath is amazing.
You've been reset.
It was the best.
Thank you very much.
I'm completely recovered.
My mouth and hands can move.
I took a bath and drank a lot of water.
I went into the sauna and didn't go into the water bath.
Hot?
Yes.
I'm already wet here.
Your head is steaming.
It's hotter than being wet.
I'm glad I entered.
The scenery is completely different.
How hot is it?
But
It's minus 6 degrees Celsius.
It's difficult.
It's minus 6 degrees Celsius.
It's impossible.
I've never been on a bike with minus 6 degrees.
Wait a minute.
It's cold.
That's right.
I knew it.
I've been out and haven't been out for 10 minutes.
I haven't been out for 10 minutes.
The cooling effect of minus 6 degrees is tremendous when swimming in water from a distance.
The hot spring operation in Minamikawa Konshin was also trying to reach infinity as soon as possible.
In addition...
It says minus 7 degrees
It's minus 7 degrees?
It's that cold?
It's 4.45 am
Temperature is still going down
Wow! It's Minamikawa!
We finally made it!
Are you catching up?
This is crazy!
I'm dying!
Do you have a lot of money?
Money? Not really.
Are you trying to borrow money?
Do you have money?
I don't believe you.
What did you use it for?
Bath.
You went to the bathroom?
I went to the bathroom and it was so hot.
I went back home in 20 minutes
I'm glad you didn't go there
You have a lot of things
You're talking about everything
I'm sorry for everything
I'm sorry for making you drink juice and coffee
I'm sorry for making you do all of this
You made me do it
I'll make you coffee
Hot coffee
I'm sorry
Can I get mad at you for a second?
I'm sorry
It's too fast
I want coffee
I want something hot
Anything is fine
Wait for me
Wait for me there
He's very friendly
Did he leave?
What?
I'm going to get my money back.
This is terrible.
He spent his money.
Poor guy.
What?
Oh my god.
It's not over yet.
This guy is really bad.
Terrible.
He does something crazy.
Poor guy.
I didn't want this.
Warm tea.
He spent his money.
Train.
Train is moving.
It's almost time.
It's almost there.
When will it go up?
Is it the first time?
It's the first time.
And finally, the sun is coming up.
South!
I won't forgive you!
I won't forgive you.
I can't fight with such cold hands.
That's right.
I'm stupid.
I'll show you my last struggle.
There he is
Idiot
What are you doing? You don't have money
There you are
Why don't you have money?
I knew it
I was just thinking about it
I see
I was running
I stopped here
And I was preparing for last spurt
You were taking a break
While taking a break for the last spurt, Minamika allowed to overtake.
Oh no, I can't go any further.
You can't go further unless you rest.
Oh no, I can't go any further.
Oh no!
Come to me! Come to me!
My victory road!
This line four is my victory road!
Damn it! Damn it!
Just a little more!
A little more!
Just a little more!
Damn it!
As long as they keep enduring the cold,
even if they can see each other in front of them,
they can't catch up.
It's impossible.
It's like a chicken race.
How many minutes do we have?
They continue to compete with each other until the sun rises.
We've come this far, we'll make it.
Finally.
It's over!
It's over.
We're almost there.
Yes!
I've never seen you so happy like this!
Hahaha!
Shinji-san, you're in first place!
I did it!
Look at how happy he is.
Hahaha!
I want to get this.
But I won.
I won.
I'm going to ask for a challenger.
Hahaha!
I see.
I'm so happy!
You're strong.
And they reunited in Akatsumi.
You will go back to Tokyo with your sword.
Are you serious?
You can wear your gloves.
This is too much.
This is really tough.
It's cold without gloves.
This is more painful than anything.
Thank you for your hard work.
goodbye.
They ate chicken with bare legs.
The result is as you can see.
The judges won.
I understood why Akatsu was so late.
I didn't get it for that price.
After the race, all three of you had the hardest time filming.
We have filmed a lot of hard scenes in Sweden.
Among them, this was the hardest.
How did you feel?
I feel so sorry for you that you didn't even feel the coldness.
It was very sober, but my hands were getting red and swollen.
It's a little painful if you don't ride a bike.
No, no, it's impossible.
The next presenter is this person.
Good morning!
I love this show, but I brought a big eater program that I love as much as I love the big eater program.
This is the plan for this time.
It is said that it is more fashionable to eat a big eater type of eating 10 times a day than a big eater type of eating 10 times a day of ramen.
It's true.
It's not going anywhere.
It's scary.
You'll be shocked by one scene, but it's scary to see it repeat itself.
It's scary.
It's a 9-story weirdness.
It's a prank for an employee.
It's a big eater horror prank.
It's a completely new genre.
It's a new genre.
So, this time, we are cooperating with Ramen Month Storm Ogikubo Nishiguchi Store
Thank you very much.
We will target these three shopkeepers who know nothing about ramen and check their ramen from rotation to shift end.
Are you a general shopkeeper?
Then, right away...
What's going on?
Welcome.
Hello.
The big eater YouTuber has arrived.
And...
You don't look like you're eating.
Thank you.
Thank you for it.
Five minutes with Matsuko, the ramen has arrived.
I've only had one normal ramen.
I don't have any impression of it.
Welcome.
This is also a trick.
The second of the big YouTubers comes next.
I'm scared.
I'm definitely scared.
Welcome to Arashi Genkotsu Baricara Ramen.
I can't see anything.
I can't see under the big bowl.
And when the ramen arrived...
This is scary.
Welcome.
You're back?
You too?
Big bowl YouTuber.
You're too scary.
The third person arrived.
The weak-bowled person doesn't look like a big bowl.
I'm a big bowl YouTuber.
Please wait for a moment.
To prevent being caught, the person who is caught will choose a few members.
I want to find these three.
Excuse me, can I have a hot bonilla bean sprouts?
That's also available.
I see.
I'll have the same thing.
The second person orders free toppings that are not on the table.
Furthermore...
Excuse me.
I'd like to have bean sprouts replaced with corn.
Yes, please.
Don't say the same thing.
The third person will change bean sprouts of the same price to corn.
She's good at making impressions.
As you can see, the shift of the three employees will end and they will repeat it for ten times until 4 pm.
Three people, but ten times.
Ten times?
It's not two or three times.
That's funny.
So, first of all, they drink up their first glass.
And...
After each of them leaves the restaurant...
Thank you very much.
Please come again.
She really comes.
The clerk also said,
-"Please do it again."
That's right!
You can't say that right away!
From the third customer...
It's already here!
It's that quick?!
That quick?!
In 5 minutes?!
The first customer comes back and orders the same ramen.
Is this a time leap?
I think so.
Thank you.
This is scary.
It is scary!
But,
after this incident,
none of the three customers noticed it.
Not yet.
Thank you for waiting.
We have also ordered Karasu Kenkotsu Ramen Kosomi Ramen.
I remember that.
I remember it.
Shower.
It's the same way of taking off the outerwear.
The second person is also passing.
And the third person.
Oh, you came.
I'm sorry for bothering you so many times.
I'd like to order toppings, but would you like bean sprouts and corn?
Yes, of course.
It's really strange.
It's true.
Even though she's ordering a special order,
Soburi doesn't notice it at all.
Don't diss my work.
This is bad.
It's bad.
What?
It's a peak hour.
Where did you go?
Oh, you're right.
Instead of that,
the store staff is worried about the bad customers.
They're serious.
By the way, the staff is stopping regular customers at the entrance.
So only the rich people come here on this day.
Oh, only the rich people come here.
And the third round...
Here we go.
They didn't notice it at all.
They all finished the third round.
It's hard to notice.
Thank you very much.
See you again.
She keeps saying it.
I know you won't say it.
I'm also curious about it.
Because of the bad customer service, the staff went to investigate the next dumpling shop.
Oh, no. The staff...
Run away.
What's going on?
Run away.
She ran away. She hid.
The staff also ran away in a hurry.
It's funny.
I want to do it, too.
You're so funny.
This shop is a good one.
I didn't know that the clerk was so...
He's got a dark spirit.
Welcome. Hello.
That's funny.
He'll notice you, right?
But then...
He'll notice you, right?
But I don't think he'll notice you.
Because you're a regular customer.
That's right.
He hasn't noticed you're the same person.
I don't think that's possible.
Finally, the customer is suspicious.
Here you go.
And...
You can only see the same people.
That's right.
It's the same.
Men and women alike are often seen.
She's starting to notice.
The woman clerk in the middle starts noticing the abnormality.
You start noticing the fear after you notice it.
It's starting now.
It's the same.
It's back.
It's the same.
It's the fourth time.
It's common for you to remember it once in a while.
By the way, Tsubonira is coming too.
He's coming.
Suddenly, dots become lines.
There he is.
He looks exactly like you.
Who do you think I am?
It's the clerk.
He seems confident when he sees people.
The second person is suspicious.
I'm scared now.
He's here.
I'm scared.
And when the third person arrives...
Can we go in?
He says, we're going home.
I'm scared.
You're scared, right?
I'm sorry!
It's so far!
Excuse me, I'd like to order toppings.
Not bean sprouts, but corn.
Corn? That's for sure.
I'm sure of it.
I'm scared.
I don't know what's going on.
The confidence turned into fear.
If we go out of the store, we'll be burned.
We don't have anything else.
The same customers have come and gone since the 23rd, 24th and 25th.
Why do you think it's different?
I don't know.
I don't know either.
This is strange.
It's amazing.
Yes, it's the same customer three times.
Are there any other customers?
I don't think so.
You're curious about that, right?
She knows that it's the same person.
She doesn't know anyone else.
This is funny.
She hasn't had any food that tastes like ramen for four times in a row.
Is she eating properly?
Above all, I don't know why.
I don't know why.
They don't notice it.
I was embarrassed to be in the closet because I didn't want to be discovered.
The clerk doesn't notice it.
I had a hunch.
She said she'd come back.
She's back!
She's back.
Welcome.
What's going on?
I'm scared.
You're holding hands.
Because you're scared.
Welcome.
I'm scared.
I don't know anymore.
I think you're sleepy.
She's giving up on thinking.
Welcome. Hello.
Did you finish everything?
Yes.
I'm eating it all.
I'm scared of eating it all.
It's not a dream.
He's checking it's not a dream.
I'm drinking less soup.
If he's an entertainer, it's a prank.
But I don't think it's a prank.
That's right.
You say it in the same way.
Write it in a book.
After the sixth week,
a time loop that has corn on standby in advance also activates.
Is there a time loop?
And...
I'd like to order toppings.
Bean sprouts and corn.
She said it on purpose.
Bean sprouts and corn.
Yes, I got it.
She is cautious about her orders.
She read it quickly.
She is strict with her orders.
Seven.
I'm scared.
Thank you very much.
It's not like it's an hour later.
She is taking a break.
She checks the location of the customers until she can't see them.
It's not like they are waiting for us.
Even after that...
While repeatedly blowing the window, he is careful of the entrance.
Even if you are careful, they will come.
He is doing it again.
The big eater's chair.
There is no specific measurement.
I think there is a chair somewhere.
I can't find it.
Is it a payment-like agreement?
The hall manager necessarily blew out the chair that the big eater was sitting in.
It's really hot.
You're trying to clean up.
It's a little salty water.
I thought it was a ghost.
It's getting weird.
In order to prevent strange phenomena,
their own conduct is also becoming strange.
In this conspiracy theory-like chain course...
It's getting weird.
Moroccan group.
Listen, it's not over until you notice and call out.
Listen.
Are you scared?
I don't want to put it here.
Stop it. You're always like that.
And Dakaisaku's work is still missing.
This is the last one.
Three people ate 10 cups of ramen each.
This drama is amazing.
Thank you very much.
The loop is over.
This is not our goal.
That's right.
We don't know what we're thinking because we don't have a goal.
I'm going to ask you again.
Is this going to continue?
The total amount of food eaten by these three people is 22 kilograms.
The total amount of food eaten by these three people is 31,000 yen.
I don't mind the amount of food eaten.
Did you not follow them?
I don't know what you think.
Do you have no purpose?
When I loop the program many times, I try to do something else.
Like talking to each other.
Like avoiding each other.
It's like a game.
If you can't do the same route many times, you have to do something else.
It's like a game.
But if you do too much, the future seems to change.
One person may not come.
If one person doesn't come, you may be very worried.
If you do so many things at the same time, you think you are the same.
One person comes from the same house and you think you are the same.
You sound like an ant.
NEXT WEEK
Next week, the final match of DENQUIZ GAME TOURNAMENT.
I didn't expect you to be my final opponent.
Me, too.
The winner of this tournament is...
I want to win.
The final...
I can't laugh.
I've been playing for a while, but I'm still a zero.
I'll win this!
This is DENQUI!
One...