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Now, it's Wednesday's "downtown" but tonight, we'll be broadcasting "Everyone's Theory" live for the first time!
Thank you for having us!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
It's live!
It's fun!
Thank you for joining us in this live broadcast!
Thank you for having us!
You look happy.
Yeah, I'm happy.
You look happy all the time.
All the time.
All the time, you're noisy.
My tension is going up and up and it's hard to hold it down.
How many years have you been acting?
You're the most nervous and excited.
It's not fun if you don't say anything.
It's being broadcast, so be careful of what you say and do your best.
Now, what are we going to do with these members today?
For the past week, we've been asking our viewers for theories that they'd like us to verify in a future show.
And among them, you've already chosen a theory that you're interested in.
Yes, we have!
We're going to announce the theories you've chosen in a radio format.
For example, "Shouldn't we do it like this?" or "Let's just do it as it is."
We're going to talk about those theories and announce them here.
I heard there are more than 25,000 viewers.
For a week.
Tomorrow is a big show.
A big show.
It's very popular.
But I think there are about 23,000 viewers.
That's a lot of viewers.
All of them are great people.
They can be on TV.
They're all fashionable.
It's amazing just to be read.
This is also a great show.
It's a good show.
For those of you who have been read...
This is a special show sticker.
It's too small.
It's not a big deal.
It's not a production cost.
It's not a big deal.
It's annoying.
Don't you think it will be worn on your car?
Why would you put it in your car?
It's not the beginning of a fanfare.
It's not a big deal.
If you put it in your car, you can put it in your smartphone.
It will be worn.
And for the best theory...
This is it.
This is the only one in the world.
This is the only one.
It's difficult to make one.
It's difficult.
If you put it in your ear, it will never come out.
It will not come out.
It's a good thing.
This is it.
We are still receiving this during live broadcast.
This is...
theory@tbs.co.jp
Please continue to apply.
Please apply.
The theory you sent me is the main character.
Please introduce it as much as you can.
If you have a theory you are interested in, please introduce it.
Mr. Kohayabu, did you have a theory you were interested in?
The first one...
I don't say it lightly.
How about this?
It's from Tori Kerra.
It's this.
Theory that no one confessed their love between 6am and 12pm
That's what you think.
This is a part of verification.
In the countryside, you listen to a farmer's wife.
You may have something like that during farming.
Also, if it was "kabuki-cho" or something like that...
- On the contrary! - Yeah, it'd be an interesting situation, wouldn't it?
It'd be really funny.
- You're right. - Like an aggressive uogashi shop or a tofu shop. - A tofu shop or a bread shop!
- But I don't think they'd be there. - I see. - I wonder if they'd confess and get excited between 6 and 12 in the morning.
- I wonder if students would do the same. - Yeah, I see. - Like after school. - Yeah, that's what I imagine.
- On the contrary... - Like going home after class. - Yeah. - Like Kabuki fans would be excited. - Yeah, I see.
- I think they'd confess lightly. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like a kabuki fan confessing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I don't think they'd be serious about confessing after class. - Yeah.
- I wonder about that, too... - I'm sure about that. - It happens. - After school...
- When you get up in the morning... - It looks like the video would be pretty entertaining. - Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
- Well... - How about you, Bangari-san? - Yeah, so...
- I have a theory I heard from Pennem Nayu-san. - Yeah? - Here it is.
- A theory that tastes like peanuts and roasted soybean flour. - How is it? - Does it? - No, a theory... - It seems like one, so how about it? - It's a theory, but it's nothing!
What do you think of it?
It's similar, so what is it?
That's right!
No, no, no.
That's what I think of it.
If you verify it, it may be different.
It's worth verifying.
The colors are similar.
They are both beans.
People of all ages eat meat.
It may be interesting for people of all ages.
Can you watch it all the time?
No, no, no.
I can't watch it all the time.
How many times do you do this show?
I can't watch it all the time.
It's limited.
It's connected to this show.
There are many people who don't appreciate their wives' faces.
That's good.
It's like everyone's theory.
I think so, too.
Then I'll go here.
This is...
It's a theory from Miyuki-san in Tokyo.
Here it is.
It's a theory from Miyuki-san in Tokyo.
For those of you who are not in their generation, I think it's a match stick.
I'm sure young people don't think it's a match stick.
And Tsurutaro-san is already skinny.
It's like a self-introduction.
I'm a match stick.
He says he's a match stick.
It's like a match stick.
I'm fine.
It's like a match stick that's been smoked and burned.
I don't know.
My generation probably doesn't know.
Why do you think a match stick calls you "Kuruenagi-san"?
"Kurenagi-san!" "Kurenagi-san!"
Young people these days don't know much about match sticks.
That's right.
Young people these days don't know much about match sticks.
I have a theory that I like.
However, if you find a fish falling in front of the door, you will look up for some reason.
This seems very likely.
It's like a bird's eye view.
It's a bird's eye view.
Is it possible for a bird to drop it?
I don't think there's any clue.
I saw it.
I don't know how you came up with it.
It looks like you can see fish.
That's right.
Minnow and fish.
It looks like you can easily verify it.
You can do it in about 10 seconds.
You can do it.
You can say it's a comedian's position.
That's right.
You can do it, too.
Yes, I'll do it.
Thank you, Taco Rice.
I wonder how this person wrote it.
Here it is.
The moment you hit the home run, even if you expose your extremities, you hit the home line of the ball.
No one will notice it.
Can you prove it?
It's a moment.
You can't do it in a minute.
I see.
It's like a fish.
It's a no-bang ball.
If it's a cut-off dome, it might be okay, right?
It's like a fish hit by a fishing rod.
How do you do it?
You can do it like this.
That's right.
That's the technology.
It's slow because of the chuck.
That's why when you're walking with each hand like this
You can't use your card.
That's not good.
You can't use your card.
You're already looking at the camera.
That's right. You can't use your card.
You can't use your card.
It's too fast. I don't know what's going on.
I have to speed it up.
I want you to test it, Haru.
I want you to test it.
I can't do it.
You can only do it on a downtown on a Wednesday.
I wonder if you can do it with a golf T-shirt.
I can't do it on a Wednesday.
Everyone is looking at you.
You can do it with a T-shirt.
I want you to narrow it down.
I see. I see.
What can you do?
You can do anything, even sports.
Shooting or shooting.
When you serve tennis.
Tennis is dangerous.
Is it dangerous?
I'm watching you.
I'm looking at you.
I can't do a bad jumping serve.
I'm looking at you.
I can't tell you because you're in danger.
I'm looking at you.
I wonder if you can't score.
It's like examining that strengthening line.
That's right.
Mr. Zabagari.
This is a theory from Mr. Naritake.
Here it is.
Crab fishermen only put crabs on the table.
During mealtime, everyone eats without saying a word.
It's a common thing for crabs.
They should be silent more than normal crabs.
They don't talk much.
They can't talk in front of crabs.
That's why they don't communicate as much.
I think they're doing it on purpose.
They don't talk much.
They're not doing it on purpose.
This is also a test.
I think you can do it.
When I go home, I can eat crabs more than we can do.
I eat while talking.
I see.
You know when to talk.
You're an amateur, so you're silent.
It's rare for us to talk twice a year.
You can talk right away in front of the mic.
You can talk and find out if you're really married.
When I visit you, I feel like I'm killing you.
I can't do that.
Everyone is silent.
I hope you do it when you go home.
This is interesting.
You can do this, right?
Yes, I can.
This is interesting.
This is from RUSSIA EKIMAI.
This is interesting.
This is it.
"KIRIN NO GAKUYA" has "RINKI" written on it, but you can't read it.
This is amazing.
This is good.
You can't read it.
I can't read it.
This is amazing.
Kanji.
The form is similar.
Even I don't know it.
You don't know it yourself, do you?
I know it.
Do you think I'm a person who doesn't know kanji?
Can you write "kakeru"?
"KIRIN NO GAKUYA" is the opposite of "NIBUN NO ISHI".
It's not enough.
It's difficult.
I see.
I can't read it even if it says "RINKI KAWASHIMA".
Even if it says "RINKI" on "RABBIT"'s lyrics, you can't read it.
You can't read it even if it says "RINKI SHIMAKAWA".
You can't read it even if it says "HEBIICHIGO".
You can read "SHIMAKAWA", right?
I can read "SHIMAKAWA".
You write it from the opposite side of "kakeru".
You write it like "issuzu".
I didn't notice that.
I thought you were a very busy staff.
Is there any other combination you can't hide?
You can do it.
How about "hige-danshaku"?
"danshaku-hige"?
"dan" is not enough, so it will be exposed.
"shaku-dan-hige" may be possible.
"shaku-dan-hige" and "danshaku-hige" are different.
I want you to do it.
I will tell you a joke.
I got this joke from "kaito-solt".
A comedy duo that doesn't usually hit each other's heads suddenly hits each other's heads on stage and says, "I'm going to fly."
I think it's possible.
I think you'll be surprised.
hanamaru-daiki-san
"hanamaru-daiki-san" is likely to fly.
"daiki-san" is likely to fly.
Like Kodama Kiyoshi and I fighting like this.
What if we don't even fight with a lightning strike?
Oh, that sounds like a good idea, too.
I'm sure Manabu remembers it in his body.
It's like this when you're an entertainer.
Then I'll make use of it as an entertainer.
Scarlett...Scarlett Pankun-san, "Aladdin 2".
Yes, here it is.
Obon-Kobon, in a snow-thawing battle,
Obon is the rear force, Kobon is the front force.
I don't know.
You don't know what "setsu" means?
It's not "setsu".
It's a setting that I came up with.
What is this?
It's not "setsu".
It's not "setsu"!
No, it's not "setsu".
It's a prediction.
Scarlett Pankun-san said it.
Don't say things like that!
It's over.
It's a prediction.
It's a oath.
Anything can happen in this situation!
But what do you think about it in reality?
I'm sorry for having you do the snow-thawing battle today.
So, you're divided into front and back.
You're going to tell him that, right?
Yes, I'm going to tell him.
Okay, I got it.
But still...
The shorter one is going first...
And the taller one is going behind.
Isn't that what's going to happen?
I don't know, but...
There are times when the taller one goes first, right?
Because it hits you.
The taller one is easier to throw behind you.
Do you think about that properly, Obon-Kobon-san?
Obon-Kobon-san, you don't have to do it.
I'm sorry, but can you be a little more secure?
I wanted to see that!
I wanted to see that.
I got a reaction like that.
Already?
I just got it.
It's good to be raw, right?
It's deep, right?
It's raw, right?
This is what I just got.
A theory from Bern Buhmann-san.
Here it is.
If Kataoka Tsurutaro confessed his love now, he would have been there from 6am to 12am.
He was there!
Only one of them!
That's right, it's early in the morning!
It's too early to wake up.
That's right.
If I confessed my love now.
I didn't!
If Kataoka Tsurutaro confessed his love now, he would have been there from 6am to 12am.
As long as it's someone who confessed...
That's right, it's someone who didn't confess.
As long as it's someone who doesn't confess...
So we are trying to find out if Kataoka Tsurutaro would confess his love now...
He would definitely confess it if it was me, right?
As soon as it was done...
He demanded confess it to me as soon as possible.
If you ask me what era I'm from, it's probably...
It's been a while since I woke up in the morning.
It's 8 o'clock, isn't it?
Does anyone know where Surtaro-san contacted you first?
I think Surtaro-san is sleeping right now.
Oh, he's sleeping!
He's sleeping right now.
It's the most sleepy time of the day.
I know, but I don't want to wake you up!
I'm sorry!
Really?!
Are you okay now?
It's nice, isn't it?
Thank you for this real-time message.
Thank you for the real-time message.
That's nice.
We're getting more and more messages.
How about you, Bakari-san?
Um...
Well...
I'll start.
There are a lot of messages.
This is a theory from "benem" and "betobetoben".
Here it is.
It's a heavy theory that you can hold a lot of shurikens.
Even if you're a ninja...
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Are you okay?
You can't hold it like that.
There are also scrolls and stuff like that.
That's true.
You can't move at all.
That's true.
You can't train, can you?
You can hold two or three of them, can't you?
Where can you put them in?
That's right.
It's all over the place.
There are scrolls, too!
There are a lot of things!
And things like this...
Right?
Chain shoulders and stuff like that.
And "suiton no jutsu" and stuff like that.
That's right, that's right.
If you put it in your underpants, it'll definitely come off a little.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
What do you mean, "underpants"?
It's pretty tight.
It's pretty tight, isn't it?
You know, you breathe in and out and then you tighten it up.
And you tie it up, right?
That's right.
But you probably...
You don't hold that many, do you?
You use...
You probably use this much, don't you?
Don't you think it depends on the ninja?
"I hold a lot of shurikens that I'm good at," or something like that.
Right?
That's true.
If you think you probably don't use "makibishi", you end up going for "shuriken" only.
You end up going for "chain shoulders" only.
It depends on the battle, doesn't it?
If you're close...
It depends on the day, doesn't it?
Yeah.
You know, there's "kashite" on the spot, right?
That's right, that's right.
You don't have it?
You don't have "samae" either?
You're like, "I didn't bring this guy with me at all."
You're like, "I'll give you one of my bags back later."
That's right, that's right.
You're like, "I'll give you one of my bags back later."
You're bad at flattery.
If we're talking about the modern era, we would have charged our phones.
That's right.
The same goes for cigarettes.
We have "morai" cigarettes.
"Morai" shuriken.
He's pretty catchy.
Karibak, right? Karibak's good. Karibak's shuriken.
Karishuri?
Karishuri.
Karishuri?
What do you think, Fujiwara?
Let's see... Where should we go?
Oh, we should go here.
Here we go.
It's a theory by Eugleil.
Here it is.
Johnny Depp goes all out.
Sounds fun, right?
Won't you say "Depp-san"?
Of course I won't say "Johnny-san."
But if you two get along, which one will you call?
"Depp-san"?
No, "Johnny"...
Isn't it "Johnny Day"? "Johnny Day"?
If you two get along...
Like "Kim Taku"?
Like "Kim Taku", "Johnny Day".
"Johnny Day"...
Is "Johnny Day" available today?
"Johnny Day" is probably in Kansai dialect, right?
"McDonald's"!
It's not "McDonald's"!
It's "Johnny Day"!
"Johnny Day" is in Kansai dialect.
You're already "McDonald's" when you say "Depp-san".
Like "Johnny Day" and "Depp-san"?
"Depp-san" and "McDonald's" have different meanings.
You're "Depp-san".
"Johnny Day"!
But you say "DiCaprio" instead of "Depp-san", right?
But you still don't say "DiCaprio".
Eugleil said it, but isn't "Will Smith" also "Depp-san"?
Oh, you're right.
But back in the day, when I was a young manager, about 10 years ago,
I was asked to talk with Damon-san.
And when I went there, I said "Matt Damon" to him.
- You're lying! - I'm serious!
You're lying!
Don't call Matt Damon "Damon-san"!
I thought a devil would come and I listened to Seikimatsu's CDs and I was preparing for it and I saw Matt Damon sitting there.
I thought you were calling Matt Damon "Damon"!
Is it "nobashibo" or "i"?
"Damon" is "i", right?
Don't call me "Damon-san"! Call me "Matt Damon"!
I was watching "Tamattama" movie and I was talking about it.
You have to leave "Matt" behind.
I have a lot of work to do.
It's definitely like that!
That's true. It's a good theory.
I thought it was really like that, but it's a theory I got from Ichinoki-san.
It's a zero-person theory that people push their bicycles from the right side and walk.
It's like this, right?
Yes, it's definitely like this, right?
Left...
You're good.
It's like this, right?
Oh, but I see. Is there something like "right side traffic, left side traffic"?
Or is it from "shadow"?
There is "shadow" still.
I've heard of it.
Is it "right side traffic, left side traffic"?
Or is it "shadow"?
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared of this.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're always talking about bicycles.
No, it's definitely not like that.
You can verify it as soon as you leave "Matt".
That's right.
If you have the opposite theory, you'll be surprised.
I don't know about "left side traffic".
I don't think it has anything to do with it.
No, it doesn't have anything to do with it.
This is a good theory.
Okay, "left side traffic" theory.
Oh, "left side traffic" theory.
I'll go with "left side traffic" theory.
Thank you, Kuantz.
Here it is.
"Left side traffic" theory for greeting "right side traffic".
In manga, people say "yo", "ya", but...
But "yo" isn't there, is it?
"Yo" isn't there, is it?
You're saying "ui", right?
"Ya", "ya".
But in Showa manga, people say "ya", "ya", "yoku kitanei" and stuff like that.
"nyonkoma", "ya", "doraemon" too.
"Ya", "ya".
- "Ya" is... - There are only a few words to verify this.
- Yes. - "Ya" is not there.
- There was one. - Yes.
- "Toki", right? - "Toki".
- Huh? - "Toki" was covered in ash and said "ya" out loud.
- "Ya" is... - I thought it was "ya", but you said "ya" out loud.
Ya
- You're showing off. - No, it's not.
- I've never heard of it. - It's not raw.
- Isn't it after death? It's like a death greeting. - Oh, you did it in the past.
- "Ya", "ya", "warekosowa" and such. - Yes, yes, yes.
- That might be it. - I see, I see.
- Like old dramas and movies. - Yes.
- Bakaru-san, what do you think? - Yes.
- This is a theory I got from a pen name "kaijusenshaku-san". - Yes.
"Lowlanders" design is not fixed theory.
- Like aliens and snowmen. - Yes, yes, yes.
Somehow, only lowlanders come out.
- You can't draw. - You can't, right?
- You can't. - There's no theory.
I think if we all said "let's draw", aliens would probably draw in the same direction.
But lowlanders would probably be scattered.
- You can't draw those eyes. - You can't.
- Lowlanders, right? - Lowlanders.
- If you're an alien, it's gray. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Somehow... - There are also lowlanders like dark fishmen.
- Dark fishmen would probably all be drawn in a similar way. - Yes.
- Lowlanders, really? - Lowlanders are the only ones...
I want them to be drawn.
- Let's all gather and... - Yes, yes.
- Draw lowlanders. - Lowlanders...
- It's funny.
- So, we're still looking for theories. - Yes.
Please apply.
- The difference is... - Yes.
- It looks good. - It's like a show.
- Somehow... - It's like a famous show.
- It's funny. - Please look forward to it.
- It's like a funny show. - It's like a funny show.
- It's funny. - It's more than our theory.
Everyone's Theory Post Special.
- We're broadcasting it tonight. - Yes, we're broadcasting it.
- We're still recruiting for it. - It's fun.
- Yes. - I'd like to announce another theory.
- A theory I heard live. - A theory you heard live.
- Yes. - Yes.
May I?
It's a theory from Fujiwara Moto Sumabara Sansen.
Here it is.
Today's Karashima Akira is a star too primitive.
- That's right. - I'm serious.
- I'll dance for you if it's live.
- I'm serious. - I'm serious.
That's too low of a star.
That's too low of a star?
No matter what, we have verified it.
Verified.
If you think like that,
you are too low of a star.
Too low of a star.
That's true.
Please be careful.
That's your reaction mail.
That's too much of a radio.
One more thing.
This is unique.
I have to say that this is different.
Even if you go this way, you will be in trouble.
This is a theory from Mr. Martop.
Nowadays in Japan,
taxes are too high and
most of the people are quitting various things.
This is completely different.
This is not a program like this.
This is completely different.
This is not what you want to talk about.
This is not a live TV program.
Mr. Martop, I'm sorry.
This is different.
This was broadcasted on Wednesday's "Downtown".
Thank you for sending me this.
This is interesting.
You just have to give up.
This is different.
You should buy this program.
I will come back.
Not like this.
Please give me a funny one.
He said not like this.
I will show you the other side.
This is from aafc.
It is better to take a two-shot with your parents while you are dreaming.
It is not a theory.
It is different.
It is good.
It is a good theory.
It is not a theory.
It is different.
You are funny when you see it.
It is in my mind.
You are funny when you see it.
You do it suddenly.
You can prove it only when you die.
It is not a theory.
It is not what we do.
You can go to an entertainment company and get a camera and take a picture.
You can do heartwarming shooting.
You don't need it.
You should keep it.
It is different today.
It is from aafc.
It is from bakari.
It is a theory about how to verify it.
It is a theory from POST CARD CRAFTMAN.
It is a theory about bad water.
It is a theory.
It is not good or bad water.
It is worse than water.
I know it.
Sayu?
You drink it because you think it is good.
It is hard to drink.
Sayu sounds good.
It is hot water.
I see.
You don't want to drink hot water.
You want to drink water.
You want to drink hot water.
It is nice to drink hot water now.
It is nice.
It is worse than water.
I know it.
It tastes different.
You can say anything you like.
You just say it is bad water.
It is true.
I will give you a sticker.
This is real.
This is a useful pen name. It's from Mr. Tao.
If you listen to the famous people who come to mind when you hear the word 'tao' and if you look at them by age, it is said that in their 50s or more, the word 'tao' and 'tsuchiya tao' rose in popularity.
- This is a real story, isn't it? - That's true.
Once in the past, there was a theory that there were people who could answer Miyamoto Musashi.
- Speaking of 'tao', in their 50s or more, 'tao' rose in popularity. - In their 50s or more, that's for sure.
- I'm sure of it. - I think 'tsuchiya tao' will lose.
- I'm sure of it. - Yes.
- But what if it's a region other than Chunichi, Nagoya, Hanshin, and Tohoku? - No.
- If it's not where 'tao' was born... - No, 'tsuchiya tao' will lose.
- 'tsuchiya tao' is Mr. Tao's wife. - Mr. Tao's wife.
- I'm sure of it. - Maybe...
- In their 50s? - Maybe...
- Maybe 'tsuchiya tao' is trying to look young. - I see!
- He's trying to look cool. - He's trying to look cool.
'tsuchiya tao' is nice.
- 'tsuchiya tao' is nice, but... - I forgot about it!
- He's trying to look young. - He's trying to look young.
- 'tsuchiya tao' is like... - He's trying to look young.
- 'tsuchiya tao' is like... - If you're trying to look young, you should say 'tsuchiya tao'.
- You shouldn't show your emotions like that. - That's not true.
- Let's help them out. - They're sending us funny messages.
- Mr. Fujimoto, what do you think? - I'll read it.
- This is from 'gyokusai power bond'. - Thank you.
It reads...
Even if you're trying to carry a really heavy load, you can't stop in front of the van and ask for help.
- That's really funny! - It's true!
- I can't help you!
- This one. - Yeah.
- The one that spins, right? - Yeah, yeah.
- And this one. - Yeah.
- I'm sure of it!
- You're right. - You're right.
- But will Garmal Choba understand us? - Yeah, of course.
- Will he understand us? - As long as we're cool. - As long as we're cool.
- If Garmal Choba doesn't understand us, we won't win. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Right? - Yeah.
- If we do this in the city, no one will help us. - Yeah, it's really heavy.
- Maybe only people will come. - People and money will come.
- Yeah, it seems like people will clap. - Yeah.
- It's really heavy, isn't it? Can you lift it up?
- Can you lift it up? It's really heavy. - Yeah.
- It's really heavy. - Yeah.
- It's in a lot of trouble. - Yeah.
- But if Garmal Choba is really in trouble, won't you ask me for a moment, will you?
- I will tell you! - You won't tell me!
- I will tell you! - You can't say that!
- You can't say " seriously... " at those moments, either.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Huh?
- Choba! Cho-bap! - Cho-bap!
- In Cho-ga language! - Huh?
- Choba language! - In Chora language!
- That will save you! - Cho-bap!
- Cho-bap in Cho-ga language is not allowed, right? - Yeah, yeah...
- In Chora language... - In Chora language...
- In Chora language what?! - It's strange, though...
>> You came up with it.
>> That's right.
>> That's interesting.
>> Yes.
>> That's good.
>> That's good, too.
>> This is the one that came up today, isn't it?
>> Yes.
>> Tama-chan Konabe.
>> Yes.
>> Here is Tama-chan Konabe's theory.
>> Nobody knows that Anthony has been doing a regular show in Ishikawa Prefecture for six and a half years and has graduated today.
>> Nobody knows.
>> I'm glad you announced it here.
>> I just found out.
>> You've been doing it all the time in Ishikawa, haven't you?
>> People in Ishikawa know about it, don't they?
>> It's a theory that nobody knows about.
>> Nobody knows about it.
>> People in Naha Prefecture don't know about it.
>> I don't know about it.
>> We haven't seen it much.
>> Maybe you haven't announced it.
>> When did you graduate?
>> I just found out you didn't know about it.
>> Today?
>> Today is the day.
>> Six and a half years.
>> I'm glad you made me do it for about six months.
>> Seven years.
>> I'm glad you made me do it for about six months.
>> Are you sure nobody knows about it?
>> I don't think most people know about it.
>> Ishikawa might be shocked right now.
>> How do you feel?
Here's a question from Jido-sha-san.
When you imagine an American man's voice, is it higher than you think?
An American man?
I looked at the picture and thought, "Maybe it's about this high."
But it's higher than I thought it would be.
"Maybe it's higher than you think" is the most difficult theory.
It's different for everyone, right?
Everyone thinks it's about the same.
Some people think it's about his voice changing.
When I heard it changed, I thought it was a dandy voice.
But when I saw the real thing, I thought it was higher than I thought it would be.
It's like a comedy movie.
Japanese people are surprised when their voices are higher than they think.
- Can I say something? - Yes, please.
This is a question from Ueda-san.
"When you input "animal" and "key", do you think "kyoko" and "kiai da" come first?"
- It's about the goal. - It's about the goal.
"Everyone's Theory Posting Special" will air live tonight.
- Yes, it's live. - Yes, it's live.
"Everyone's Theory Posting Special" will air live tonight.
This is a theory from Nakano-san.
Insects dying, absolutely blue-faced theory
- It's a discovery. - It's a discovery.
- It's "absolutely". - It's "absolutely".
- He's using his last strength. - At the end of the show, he's saying that he's doing it by himself.
- That's how it is in nature. - That's probably it.
- He's saying it with his last strength. - Why does he say that at the end of the show?
- He's saying it's over. - Oh, he's saying it's over?
- When he's alive, his back is heavier, but when he's down, his back is heavier. - Oh, it's like he's stepping on it.
- "I may be the last one." - I see.
- I don't know about that anymore. - Certainly, he's being cornered.
- He's cornered. - He's cornered.
- You can't tell what he's doing.
- He's fat. - He's fat.
- He's not dead. - He's fat.
- He's never bending back. - I see.
- Can I say it? - Sure.
- "Ms. Sora, excuse me," here we go.
- This is "pigeon free speech".
- What's he doing?
- He's jobless, right? - He's jobless.
- "I'm jobless" is what he's doing. - "I'm jobless".
You have to catch some food.
But you don't have time for that.
You just walk around shrines and parks.
That's not it.
There are different kinds of pigeons for racing.
Working pigeons.
Unemployed pigeons.
From an animal's point of view, humans are busy.
I don't know if you're being dissed.
I don't need that.
I don't need that socialist thing.
That's too much of a human point of view, Fujimo-san.
That's not fun at all!
If you say it like that...
This is a theory I got from Ponponpain-san.
People who wear overalls don't have anything to do with it.
That's too conservative!
That's not true!
There are adults who are busy and wear overalls.
I do!
What's the plan for today? There's nothing planned for today.
I don't know if Pom Pom Payne can say this, but I might get fired up like I did with my previous parka.
I don't know if anyone is wearing it.
It's like an old man wearing a parka.
But I really want to get a penalty shootout with this.
It's funny.
There's nothing planned for today.
The prejudice is funny.
I don't know if it's prejudice or not.
It's prejudice.
It's from Mr. Snufkin.
Thank you.
Here it is.
Sports players who are called "dark silver" are said to be silent.
But it's not a silent word.
It's a compliment.
It's just that the play is dark silver.
It doesn't matter if you're a good person.
It's like "Are you not silent?"
It's possible.
I talk a lot, but I'm silent because I'm told I'm dark silver.
You're like a character.
It's sad.
It's a branding.
That's right.
It's a branding.
You're like a dark silver craftsman.
That's right.
Are you branding yourself as dark silver?
Dark silver.
If you say that, I'll send you a picture like that.
It's a cool picture.
You can make it black and white.
Is it prejudice?
Prejudice is good.
It's from Mr. Massahiro.
Here it is.
Demons are all permanent.
That's right.
It's like that, right?
Yes.
Is there such a thing?
If you write it like that, it's like that.
There are no demons that are permanent, right?
There aren't any.
No, it's like Kimetsu or something like that.
Female demons are relatively...
It's not fashionable demons.
Oh, like Hanna?
Hanna's...
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right.
Red.
Blue.
If you're told to draw it blue, you don't draw it, do you?
That's right.
I don't draw it.
I definitely perm it.
What about you?
I definitely draw hair.
And it's not a dog's hair.
You don't have skin, do you?
Center parting...
I don't have it.
You don't have it, do you?
I don't have it.
That's right.
Yes.
That's right.
It's a branding.
This is also a prejudice.
Please.
A theory that came out of a pen name "Cianca Suiso".
Chohei Ohtani's impersonation talent can't make a living with just one impersonation, and his rite of passage has become a double-edged sword with other jobs.
It's his turn to show off his talent.
It's true.
It's become like that.
It's become like that, right?
As a result, you couldn't make a living with just one impersonation.
Actually, you can make a living with three impersonations, but you dare to stop with two impersonations.
I see, I see.
Oh, it's a double-edged sword.
When I interviewed you, you said, "No, it's a triple- edged sword. I thought you would say that."
It's a big change.
Isn't it?
May I say it?
Here's a theory sent by Pantagraph in March.
If you roll a vegan roller and roll bread dough, it will become one size smaller.
This is not an American joke corner, is it?
I'm glad you've come this far.
The writer didn't feel embarrassed.
I'm glad you've come this far.
It's not a stand-up comedy.
I'm glad you've come this far.
It's funny that it doesn't get smaller.
I'm glad you've come this far.
You said it's higher than you thought.
It's funny that you said it's higher than you thought.
This is a very weird theory.
Shiba Shiba-san, thank you very much.
No one likes cookies and eats them.
Shiba Shiba-san is funny.
No one likes cookies and eats them.
May I say it?
Please say it, HANSEL.
Even if you write 'YUNSONA' in the ingredient of the recipe, you can't say 'CONSOME' as SONTAKU.
What is SONTAKU?
You're wrong!
You said 'CONSOME' in the ingredient of the recipe.
I don't say 'YUNSONA' three times.
You said 'YUNSONA' three times.
But we can do it, can't we?
In the dressing room?
But even if it says 'Perfect Today's Guest Rinki', the host has to say 'Kirin' properly.
Or in the dressing room's bar?
In the dressing room's bar, does it say 'Consomme'?
No, we can't say it.
We can't say 'YUNSONA'.
What? We can't say it, can we?
I don't think we can say it.
Depending on the subject.
That's right.
This character might be good.
This is more 'YUNSONA' than the subject.
Which one is 'Consomme'? Which one is 'YUNSONA'?
I don't know. Look at me.
I'm blaming you.
If you say 'YUNSONA',
People who watch TV will say it.
If you say 'YUNSONA',
Even if 'Consomme' is written in 'YUNSONA' three times in the dressing room, it won't be known.
'YUNSONA' is written in the package, but it won't be known.
The taste of 'potato'.
'YUNSONA' punch!
It's a game.
That's right.
In that sense,
This is what 'SHIROKARASU' gave me.
'DIAN' 'TSUDA'.
Even if you say 'GIANT' 'TSUDA', people will answer you.
Even if you say 'GIANT' 'TSUDA',
People will say 'YES'.
Even if you make a phone call.
That's right.
'KASUGA' will say 'YES'.
If you say 'TSUDA' in the first and last letters of 'TSUDA',
'TSUDA' in the first and last letters of 'TSUDA',
[Laughter]
Is it natural?
It's natural for you to sing.
[Laughter]
It's a video.
[Laughter]
- Huh? - That Arapon?
- Maybe? - Isn't it?
- I don't know. - Is it a pen name?
Here is a theory we got from Arapon.
Nobody knew that Anthony, the poster boy of "Ishikawa" was actually Miazon.
- What?! - What?!
- Miazon! - Miazon was taken in a real place!
Oh, it's a rumored similar time, similar talent.
Ishikawa
- As long as we have time... - Yes!
Let's go on.
Yes, yes.
The author is still watching us.
I want to do it for a little longer.
- We don't have much time. - Yes, we don't.
Right?
- There's only a little time left. - Yes!
Please announce the set as much as you can.
- Yes, please. - Yes.
- Let's go on. - Yes.
- The set is from "Penem Combat Edamame". - Yes, thank you.
Here it is.
When a thief enters a golf supplies store, does the store staff use a golf club?
- Of course! - Of course!
- If you want to play golf. - If you want to play golf,
- you have to use that first, right? - That's right!
You don't throw a ball, right?!
- No, not a baseball bat... - Yes, yes.
- It's not that one. - It's the one closest to you.
- I can't get a one-life-long V-shape. - That's right!
- You can't verify it. - Then...
- I'll go. - Yes.
- It's from "Yamada". - Yes.
Here it is!
If an old man lived in the back of a cave-exploring location,
do you think it's a survival story of Japan?
- That kind of thing... - No way!
- No way!
- I'd like a natural entertainer... - Natural entertainer...
- ...to shoot it for me. - Ah!
- I see. - I see.
- Whether you like it or not... - Yes, yes.
- Fujimoto. - Yes, this is from "Tokuchi".
Here it is!
It's a story where you can't even notice pepper and sand!
- That's right! - Yes.
- Where? - You can notice it if you eat it, right?
- If you eat it... - You can notice it if you eat it!
- But if you shake it like this... - If you eat it...
- Ah! - You can verify it in a dance show.
- Ah! - That's right!
- In a cooking show... - Yes, you can verify it with the same person.
- Ah! There's another one from "Animal Hamaguchi". - Yes.
- It's from "Abe". - Yes.
Here it is!
Michael Jackson's "Thriller".
The last laugh was replaced by "Animal Hamaguchi".
No one noticed it!
That "hahaha" part...
- "Animal Hamaguchi"... - No, no...
- You noticed it? - No, I didn't...
- You didn't notice it? - It's unnatural waste of time!
Ah! Ha! Ah! Ha!
You drank too much into the rhythm!
Your laughter is too beautiful!
Ah! Ha! Ah!
You should put it in a cafe or something.
Can I say something?
This is from Kinoko Master.
The thinnest cap ever! Crystal Kaiser!
Crystal Kaiser is from Asahi.
Asahi is the thinnest!
I want you guys to look it up!
You can look it up!
You can do it yourself, right?
It could be on YouTube.
That's good.
Nemunem Kangaroo-san.
Thank you.
Does a person named Kura Sushiro exist?
Kura Sushi Sushiro is probably there, but...
Is Sushiro there?
Hama... Hama Sushiro is there, right?
Ah...
Hama Kappa...
Hama Sushi...
Hama Kappa...
Hama Kappa isn't there.
Sushiro isn't there!
It's not up there.
Sushiro isn't there.
Ah, I see.
"Shiro" is...
Can I say it?
Yes.
This is from Chichiba Koumui-san.
The theory that you can put a safety band on a rickshaw and say everyone's name.
I'm definitely going to do it.
You're going to say, "Ah, I'm being beaten up like this."
You're right.
I'm definitely going to do it.
I'm thinking it's a little too late for me to run.
You have muscles.
You're going to do it, right?
Even if you succeed.
Can we look at the real one?
This is a theory from Robert-san.
Prize lottery before announcing the winner.
When a person who looks like a futurist says he'll buy it at a high price,
I think it's a lucky lottery.
Fortune-telling theory.
What does "futurist-like" mean?
This is really funny.
What is it?
It's a crazy thing.
It's like a silver fortune.
It's like Mr. M. Froh.
I want you to do this as a natural entertainer.
I want you to do this.
It's funny.
That's Miyazon.
Miyazon is...
Fortune-telling.
You're right.
Can I say it?
"Niger" Shiro-san.
Thank you very much.
Here it is.
"Niger" Shiro-san.
From an old man's story,
an unreasonable katakana word came out,
and I thought it was a racist term from the end of the Shogunate,
so I got excited about it.
I really want to do this live.
I've thought about it.
So we've been doing this live for an hour.
I'd like to announce the best theory tonight.
It was good during the commercial, and it was good again.
Mr. Koyano decided whether or not it was decided at the end.
Please announce the theory.
Here is the MVP.
I don't know why, but when I jump out of katakana words,
I think it's a terrible discriminatory term of the Shogunate,
and I get excited about it.
Congratulations, Mr. Shiroo Naiga!
Mr. Shiroo Naiga.
It was funny at the end.
To be honest, it made me laugh.
I'd like you to do it.
So, Mr. Shiroo Naiga...
has only one special T-shirt in the world.
It looks like this on the back.
Show me!
Cool!
That's right.
I'd like you to wear it.
It's the only one in the world.
Mr. Shiroo Naiga has over 75,000 subscribers.
That's amazing!
He has about 50,000 subscribers in just one week.
That's amazing.
Anthony Jo may have worn it a lot.
It's okay.
Two T-shirts are enough.
How did you like it?
How about "until morning"?
That's great!
You've lost about 10 pounds.
I'm not good at cutting.
Mr. Shiroo Naiga looks like he's cutting.
It's fun.
It's fun to see me cutting.
You have your own way of cutting.
It's my own way of cutting.
Please watch "until morning".
It's fun.
Let's meet again someday.
Thank you for watching!
Goodbye!