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I'm Yamino Sasui.
Nice to meet you all.
Let's start.
The first presenter is this person.
Yamino Sasui
Welcome.
This year's annual project is this!
The 10th Kaeuta Strongest Tournament!
It's already the 10th.
It's an exciting one.
And this Kaeuta Tournament changes the judges every year.
A lot of people came as judges.
But this year's judges are...
"Hanshin Tigers Fans".
That's a lot of fans.
It's quite small.
It's small.
But there are a lot of people.
They're not baseball fans. They're "hanshin" fans.
"Hanshin" fans.
There are a lot of enthusiastic people.
How is it? There are a lot of people from Kansai today.
That's true.
I love that person.
I love you, too.
We went to cheer for you.
We're baseball friends.
But you're also from Kansai?
Yes, I love "hanshin" too.
Really?
Don't you know the rules of baseball?
I don't know the rules of baseball.
But I love "tora".
I love "tora" too.
Every year, this is the 10th Kaeuta Tournament.
Tonight, we have a new 8-member comedian.
Today's judges are...
"hanshin tigers fans".
"Kaeuta" is strong.
That's right.
As "hanshin" fans...
I've been a "hanshin" fan since I was little.
I can feel the air of the baseball stadium.
I can feel it right in front of me.
I'm excited about it.
I'm from Osaka.
I've been watching "hanshin" since I was little.
I want you to know about "hanshin" fans.
My nickname is "aruaru".
"hanshin tigers aruaru".
"aruaru" means "half-body aruaru".
I think he's the kind of person who accepts Osaka people, using "hanshin tigers" and "half-body aruaru".
If you speak in Kansai dialect, he'll be kind.
- This guy... - This guy is bad.
- He's bad. - He's bad.
Until now, I've been talking to customers and doing only what I can do.
- When I'm looking at the monitor... - You can't do it properly, can you?
I was only doing it for the panelists there, but now I'm doing it for the people in front of me.
- You can't do it. - For "hanshin tigers" and "half-body aruaru".
When you look like this, you can't do it.
- It doesn't matter if you're a fan of "hanshin" or "half-body aruaru". - You're winning every day.
- I'm just doing it. - I know you're doing it.
hanshin
- "hanshin" is... - Oh, it's "dunkan".
- Anyway... - He's strong.
I'm going to stuff myself with "hanshin".
I'm going to make you feel like you're in a light stand at a park.
- That's it for the first group of entertainers who like "hanshin" and entertainers who like "hanshin". - "dunkan" is strong.
From the first round to the final round, they will sing three song titles alternately.
- This time, 51 enthusiastic "hanshin" "tigers" fans will judge. - Wow, that's amazing.
Who will grab the hearts of "hanshin" fans and win the championship?
Who is the man?
The TV hero of Wednesday
Even if I'm lost, I'll go to the sky
Downtown on Wednesday
The strongest song changing tournament
Here is the first song of the first round
I feel like it's easy to change with a pump
The most popular song of "dreams come true"
Osaka rap
Masahiro Ehara
Ehara-san seems to be good at it
Isn't it suitable for a top batter?
Let's have fun!
No matter what
Every year, every year, I look forward to it
Will a bus-like man come?
Rosario is lonely again today
No matter when it started
Greenbell came to Japan
God's message
Seven matches and I'm going back to America
Tomorrow's return is all octopus
I see.
Only Omari, who sings rock and roll, was cute.
It's amazing.
I'm impressed.
The title is "SUEHIRO GALLIS".
It was good.
It's amazing.
I can't use it.
I don't know how to use it, so I put it here.
I couldn't get it.
- The original song and the link are amazing. - Amazing!
- Both teams have won. - The old-fashioned "tigers" and the new "tigers".
51 people will move to the interesting side and decide the winner with that number.
How did "half-hearted" fans judge this match?
The first match of the first round. Here are the results.
- Which one? - Wow!
- Suehiro Garizu got 6 votes! - I lost?!
- The new runner-up is Masahiro Aikara! - That was good, though!
- Mishima must be relieved. - "Anthosalia" and "Greenwell"...
- It was really fun to say the names of skaters who have bitter memories. - Yeah.
- She knows a lot about them! - I really want to be a skater.
- Yeah, me too. - There were a lot of hardcore fans lining up.
- Maybe "Greenwell" got "drunk" by "Anthosalia". - Seriously, I was looking at her from here...
- Yeah. - But she wasn't laughing at all.
The strongest song-changing tournament continues with...
- The second match of the first round... - I'm so hungry!
- First up is "Lazer Laban R/G"! - I can't tell which one will win!
Mr. Naito, this is for Mr. O-Ei, isn't it?
Special episode.
Specializing in one person.
For such an old man...
Doburo!
You're amazing. You've got a sense of style.
Auntie Lim!
After retiring two years ago, R.G. has made a comeback with a new episode of "Itoi Yoshio".
They're not even close to winning.
It's going to be tough.
Dobrock and R.G. are up against each other with their usual interesting jokes.
Who will be the winner?
It was interesting, but I didn't feel relieved at all.
I think that was the purpose of this show.
Anyway, I wanted to feel relieved.
Of course you do.
The Strongest Singing Tournament continues with...
The third match of the first round. First up is Newcomer Shinichi.
In the end, I'll hold it back to zero.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Sorry, was it too short?
Coach, I can't say that.
But for Shinichi, it's a piece of cake.
Coach, I can't say that.
Not only did he give up, but the public completely ignored him.
He made up for the loss of 20 years of MMA.
Coach, I can't say that.
What will happen?
This is what happened.
Wait a minute.
I didn't know what it meant at all.
It's funny that you wrote it as an elimination method.
Elimination method?
Even if it was a half-hearted joke, it didn't mean he could win.
Was director Okada shallow?
Or was the joke too simple and weak?
This is the only way to lose.
As a result, he lost the first round again this year.
Hmm, it's the style of a king, isn't it?
Even if it has nothing to do with half-hearted jokes,
It's too high for the audience to accept.
I've been champion two years in a row.
Well, you'll see.
The strongest alternative song contest.
Next up is...
The fourth round of the first round.
First up is "Hollywood Zaco Show".
I don't know the result.
DUNCAN VS HALLIWOOD THE CUSTOMER.
I don't want you to lose, DUNCAN.
I want you to win today, DUNCAN.
Your clothes are private property, aren't they?
♪ BUS KAKEFU OKADA ♪
♪ THREE BULLETS HOME RUN ♪
♪ I WAS THE BEST IN JAPAN IN 1926 ♪
♪ I lost to the Takeshi Mahide army ♪
♪ I'm going back to school ♪
Although the types are different, both are giants.
Who won such a giant battle?
My son's actor taught me so much.
How was "toradaro"?
"Toradaro"?
How was it?
I'm glad.
How glad were you?
I'm glad as much as Sato Teruagi's death.
That's bad.
I'm really glad.
That's bad.
That's an organization rating.
Organization rating.
Dunkan, you idiot!
Karata's strongest opponent.
The semi-final song is...
What song is it?
As you know, the song that represents Osaka, "Boro no Osaka de Umareta Onna".
How did the four teams of the semi-final song come up with this song?
We made it big, didn't we?
No, you made it big!
I made it big, didn't we? No, you made it big, didn't we?
No, you made it big, didn't we?
I'm not interested in it.
I ignore all the broadcast schedules and watch the extension line.
It's a good song.
To Ehara Ono, Razor Ramon R.G.
He was doing entertainment.
Which one is it?
Yota sent me a DM and I received it for real.
And now Yota called me "fast jam uncle".
The Strongest Song Tournament continues with...
The second semi-final match.
First up is Cookie.
Duncan, you're always hitting weird things.
You're good.
However, sea fish have thick bones.
DUNCAN VS COOKIE
It's up to you, Duncan.
Who will win this battle and make it to the finals?!
- He did it for me. - Are you kidding me? You're not going to trade places with me?
He was so moving.
Somehow... somehow...
The audience was crying.
At that level...
I want to be moved by him the next time I'm in ZELT.
- You'll never do it. - I want to make him cry.
He's already at that age.
- You'll never do it. - So, in the end...
- You'll never do it. - These two teams won the finals.
And the last song of the challenge is...
I want to make him cry.
The classic Kansai dialect song released in 1986, "Yashiki Takajin"'s "Yappa Sukia Neru".
The winner of this song is...
The final round of "Song of Change" Strongest Tournament.
First, Masahiro Ehara.
You're so cute
When the bell rings, my left foot goes like this
You're so cute
It was ringing.
You're so cute
Is that how it goes?
I see.
If I put my heart and soul into it...
Is he holding back?
Well, yes, in a good scene like that...
For Hara, it's Duncan!
Duncan...
It's frustrating, but I can't help it. Please, divorce me!
I really want to sing.
Will they win the championship thanks to their singing ability?
Or will it be thanks to their strength of willpower?
I can't see anything like "revenge" or "life".
Will they win?
I'm getting goosebumps.
It's not me who won, it's the fans who made me win.
It's like a coach's comment.
The winner of the 10th Kaeuta Strongest Tournament is...
DUNCAN!
I'm the one who won.
It's a very good result.
It's sad and I feel sorry for him.
It's a regret for a half-hearted fan who loses when he wants to win.
It's like a fan who doesn't say much about life.
It's like a song that doesn't say what happened to the parents and children on the day they lost, but it's like a song that makes you imagine it.
It's like "approach in a way of saying".
Next presenter is this person. Please come in!
I'm 178cm tall.
If you are Japanese, you are a little taller than me.
But people don't think I'm that tall.
He is tall both horizontally and vertically.
I think I'm about the same height as Jinnai.
Jinnai, can you stand up?
I'm 160cm tall.
It's not different at all.
But it's true that we don't stand in line like this.
People don't think I'm that tall.
I think I'm tall every time I meet Magical.
People say to me, "Magical is big."
That's right.
I don't know the size when I watch it on TV.
I think it's common.
If you look at me now, I'm bigger than you think.
Are you Yu-chan?
I'll die.
I think Yu-chan has the smallest body right now.
Can you stand up?
Can you stand next to Hamada?
I'm big.
Hamada is smaller than you.
By the way, how tall is Yu-chan?
I'm 175cm tall.
If I wear heels, I'm over 180cm tall.
It's bigger than you.
By the way, what other celebrities do you think are tall?
Kimondi's front legs are taller than you.
I know Takagishi is tall, but his front legs are really big.
That's right.
I think he's about Okamura-san's height.
On the contrary, Yabe-san's height is not that high.
That's right.
If Yabe-san's height is that high, he's actually tall.
Yabe-san's height is about 170cm or so.
Among them, there is another entertainer who is unexpectedly tall.
This time, we brought a theory like this.
That is this.
If it's actually true, it's an unexpected big entertainer.
It's an all-out theory of an entertainer named Abareru-kun.
How is it?
Abareru-kun.
Aba-chan.
I'm happy.
Abareru-kun.
Actually, Abareru-kun is 179cm tall.
That's big.
That's right.
It's usually shown where there are no people on TV.
Because there are a lot of uninhabited people.
It's usually shown on uninhabited islands.
There are no alternatives.
That's right.
The only thing you can compare with is a tree.
The tree is big.
The tree looks small.
The tree is big.
If it's actually true, it's an unexpectedly big entertainer.
It's an all-out theory of Abareru-kun and Yu-chami.
Good morning.
Today, we have Abareru-kun and Yu-chami with us.
Why are you two here?
It's big when you're lined up with Wakabayashi-san.
It's big.
I have no idea.
Why is Yu-chami so big?
I don't know what you're talking about.
So, they were called here without knowing anything.
They will explain this project.
We're big, aren't we?
No, Yu-chami is big.
I'm really big.
After this, they will go out into the city and have a street interview.
At that time, more and more people said "bigger than I thought".
They were recognized as the biggest in the entertainment world.
I don't need it.
They repeated this confrontation for about five hours until sunset.
It's five hours!
And here...
Can I say something?
Isn't the sticker unfair?
But it's not that high.
I'm wearing high heels.
This is my base.
But you know, I'm going to get in trouble.
Please forgive me for that.
By the way, here is the height of these two people, including their shoes.
They will have an interview in their usual state.
I definitely don't have an image of 180cm.
Surprisingly, I'm in first place in the big ranking.
I definitely want to write this on my profile.
I know.
Surprisingly, it will disappear when it is broadcasted.
So, let's move on to Ikebukuro, where many people are busy.
The confrontation starts.
First of all, Abareru is in first place.
Yuchami will be monitored from inside the car.
It's big.
Hello.
I'm doing an interview on TVS now.
Can I ask you a question?
I'm asking you about your favorite entertainer ranking.
Is anyone here?
I'm Abareru.
I have no choice but to say it.
I'm doing a random survey.
Thank you very much.
Abareru quickly finished his interview.
He hurriedly went to monitoring.
I'm counting on you.
Oh, I see. Here.
And now that he's gone, they're going to ask him about his first impression of him.
By the way, how do you feel about the rampaging detective?
He's very tall.
You're lying!
Here it is.
Oh, my God!
And he suddenly gets a point.
I see.
I wonder if it's going to be boring.
Wow, the detective is crazy!
So, next up is Yuu Chami, a high school student.
This is a TVS interview.
I'm listening to my favorite entertainer.
Would you like to know who it is?
Taimashii No. 3.
Oh, Taimashii No. 3.
That's true. It's interesting.
Thank you very much.
We also had a brief interview and went to the location bus.
Please.
Chami, Yuu Chami, what was your first impression of him?
He's very tall and handsome.
Yes!
I'm so happy!
That was a clean hit.
I think everyone will say that.
This could be a close game.
That's true.
And now, the second pair of the rampaging detective.
Chami, what was your first impression of him?
He's like a baseball.
His face is smaller than his face.
I thought he had a small face.
His face is smaller than his face.
Isn't it sarcastic to say that he's tall?
It's not like that at all.
Chami, what was your first impression of him?
He's very cute and surprised me.
I see.
He's cute.
I'm happy.
I'm happy, too.
He's handsome.
He's taller than I thought.
That's close!
Is it a no?
Isn't it a first place?
He's handsome.
It's a no unless it's a first place.
How did you feel when you met him in person?
He's very handsome and funny.
Is this a no?
What's that supposed to mean?
I first thought of him as cute or cool.
But I didn't think of him like that.
I don't think he's funny at all.
I think it's a problem for a parallel thinker.
I forgot about that.
He's not funny at all.
After that...
How did you feel when you met Abareru?
He's bigger than I thought.
You're right about that.
I didn't think of him like that.
He's cuter than he looks on TV.
I'm so happy.
I was surprised that he's so tall.
He's strong.
He's very tall.
He said it!
He said I'm tall.
He's big.
That's what the world thinks.
He's strong.
Here's another rule.
If you say "you're big" or "you're tall" during an interview, you get two points.
That's good.
You get two points.
You talk fast.
It's better for you to say it in front of him.
You can't say it in front of him?
After that...
I came up with a plan.
He's still big.
I'm going to crouch and stand up.
What's that?
Can you tell me your favorite comedian?
I like Letty the most.
Which one do you like?
She's got a good tempo.
She's very popular.
Up and down.
Does she look big?
She's bouncing.
She's coming!
He didn't say anything big directly.
You did some tricks, didn't you?
Show me.
It's so big and beautiful.
It's so big!
It was effective.
It worked.
That's mine. Don't copy me, please.
It's mine.
Don't copy me.
Got it.
It's funny and I want you to do it.
Thank you very much.
She's copying you.
She's unexpectedly tall.
I was surprised.
How did you feel when you met Yu-chan?
She's beautiful.
I agree with you.
She's like me.
I'm listening to you.
You should use a cheat sheet.
Are you going to be violent?
I'm going to be violent.
Thank you very much.
How did you feel when you met Yu-chan?
He's the same as when I saw him on TV.
He's doing his best.
I see.
He shouldn't do his best.
Is Yu-chan in the first place in the ranking?
Not at all.
He's mean.
He's not mean at all.
He's mean in a funny way.
He said "not at all" in the air.
He's mean in a funny way.
It's a kind of lie.
Unfortunately,
he's thought he's tall and funny.
He's not thought of anything.
Meanwhile,
Yu-chan says...
While sitting here,
we should call someone and say "Hello".
It might be a good idea.
They come up with a new plan.
Have you ever interviewed someone while sitting?
I've never seen anything like this!
You've never seen anything like this?
Then you guys!
I'm telling you guys to come here!
And then, as usual, the interview began.
First of all, you have a bad attitude.
I've seen you on a lot of shows.
Thank you very much!
I'm so happy!
Oh, there you are!
Wow!
Perfect!
Mission accomplished!
And so, for the first time, the big guy jumps out.
I'm so happy!
And so, for the first time, Yu-chami gets two points in one go.
I'm asking you about your favorite comedian.
Is there anyone you like?
My favorite comedian...
Yes?
I watch a lot of things, but...
Abareru-kun...
Wow!
Yes!
Wow!
Abareru-kun...
Wow!
And so, Yu-chami, who was more surprised than getting two points...
And Abareru-kun, who regained something big...
I regained confidence!
I'm getting excited!
No, no, no!
Hey!
No, I'm really excited!
But...
Isn't that unfair?!
What?! Why?!
He's happy!
He's been like this since he sat down!
He's got some energy now!
I'd like you to ask me about my favorite comedian.
You're wearing a lot of stuff today!
Thank you very much!
Please vote for me!
Thank you very much!
His hands are higher than I thought.
Oh, well, it happens.
It has an effect.
His speech is dirty, but Abareru-kun is steadily accumulating points.
And on the other hand, Yu-chami...
He's calling me again!
He's challenging with a new development strategy.
It's "gyaru."
It's a gyaru-like "gyaru."
Oh...
This time, it didn't work.
Abareru-kun, how did you feel when you met him?
He was tougher than I thought.
I don't think "tougher" is right.
"Tougher" isn't right?
"Tougher" is this way, isn't it?
Please ask me about my favorite comedian.
Who do you like, comedian?
Yutami-san, how did you feel when you met him?
He is very talkative.
I did it!
I brought my pen.
You are doing a good job.
Abareru-kun, how did you feel when you met him?
He is big.
He is very big.
I will fight with all my might.
You will fight with all your might.
He is very cute and I was surprised.
He is very talkative.
He is very energetic.
I respect you.
It's getting dark.
Can you give me an interview?
Can you? Thank you very much.
He is very stylish.
His style is different.
He is very stylish.
Yutami-san, how did you feel when you met him?
He is tall and stylish.
I did it!
It's getting dark.
I can't catch up with him.
Yutami caught up with him again.
It's a close game.
The shooting time is 5 hours.
It's almost time.
The score is 7-7.
It's a fierce battle.
It's a close game.
From now on, it's sudden attack.
The one who catches up with me first wins.
Many girls don't like tall guys.
When I meet tall guys, I think they are smaller than I think.
I envy them.
I envy you.
From now on, it's sudden death.
First of all, from the 13th floor.
Are you doing something?
It's weird.
Did you enjoy it?
I've never thought about it.
You look happy.
How did you feel when you met him in real life?
He was tall and handsome.
He was cool.
I really wanted to meet him.
I was very shocked.
I'm glad you met him in real life.
You should meet him in real life.
I'll meet him in real life.
Can I choose my favorite entertainer?
Rippaman.
Rippaman is great.
Why Rippaman?
He is tall and handsome.
How did you feel when you met him in real life?
I thought he was cute.
What?
Both of them failed in the first round of extension.
Thank you very much.
The next round is Abareru Park.
Abareru Park.
Come on. This is the last one.
Come on.
How did you feel when you met him in real life?
I thought he was polite and nice.
He is nice.
He is taller than I thought.
I was surprised.
I'm sorry.
He has bad hair.
I don't know which one of us will fall.
Let's sit down again.
Excuse me.
Is it possible for you to interview me?
Yes.
Really?
I'm asking you who is your favorite comedian.
Who is your favorite comedian?
I'm sorry.
I watch your videos on YouTube.
I'm happy.
How did you feel when you met him in real life?
I thought he was tall and handsome.
He failed in the second round of extension.
He failed in the third round of extension.
My voice is hoarse.
I'm big.
Yuu-chami is big.
I'm big and simple.
You are not big and surprisingly big.
You are big and simple.
I'm big.
By the way, there was no one who said "interesting" with his first impression.
I didn't say such a thing.
The number one in the entertainment world and surprisingly big person is Yuu-chami.
Congratulations.
You are a champion.
By the way, Yuu-chami, are you happy to be called "big"?
I'm happy.
I'm also a model.
If I'm called "big" in a fashion show, I feel bad.
This time, we asked 179 staff members of variety shows and information programs who work at TBS to rank Yuu- chami.
Please look at the ranking.
Yuu-chami is big.
I'm Yuu-chami and simple.
Raul is big.
I'm 190cm tall.
Are you 190cm tall?
I'm 190cm tall.
Yuu-chami and Hamaie are also big.
I'm 187cm tall.
Hamaie is big.
I knew it, but it exceeded my expectations.
Yuu-chami and Hamaie are big.
Yamazato is 178cm tall.
I didn't think much about it.
Chizu-san is big.
Kirin and Yuu-chami are big.
By the way, Avareru-kun is not here.
He doesn't come to the studio much.
He doesn't come to this building on a daily basis.
I've never seen it.
I've never seen it in a building.
We rarely see it in person.
We only see it in person.
On the contrary, it was ranked as a small entertainment company.
Osada-san is big.
He looks like he's in his late seventies.
His shoulders are wide.
And Tasuga-san has a big chest.
He's cheating with his chest board
Morita-san is small.
Hamada-san is in 9th place.
I thought he was small at first.
I thought, "Is a talent this big?"
But he's the same height as Kishi Takano.
I voted for him, and he looks like a similar talent.
They're both loud.