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Mr. Yamada and Ms. Koyama.
Yes, thank you.
Mr. Hamada and Ms. Koyama will be hosting this show.
Thank you for having me.
Looking at "Downtown" on Wednesday,
I think there is something that comes up a lot.
I would like to make it the theme of this show.
What do you think is "something" that comes up a lot in this show?
"Something"?
Yes.
What?
Well, various things come up.
Speaking of "something" that comes up a lot in this show,
it is "comedians' homes".
Oh, I see.
Well, it is comedians' homes.
It changes little by little,
but I don't think there is a show that comes up as much as this show.
It comes up a lot, doesn't it?
Yes.
Mr. Hamada's favorite "Someone's Home" series.
Yes, yes, yes.
"Comedians' Homes".
That's right, that's right.
That's right, isn't it?
Now, we have ranked the number of "comedians' homes" that have appeared in 10 years since the beginning of the show.
I already know the first place.
Yes, that's right.
I know the first place.
Yes, yes, yes.
How much is it?
Wednesday's Downtown - Home Appearance Ranking
As you can see, there are a lot of homes with less than two appearances.
Therefore...
This time, we will create a ranking with more than three appearances.
Even if it's eight times, it's a lot.
Eighth place.
The first one is...
Three times.
"Farewell, Light of Youth".
It's only been three times.
This new house that moved in two years ago...
I saw it, I saw it, I saw it.
...has already been shot twice.
I see, I see.
And...
This theory has been verified by old Moritaka.
The location at the time is...
As you can see, 1LDK.
As far as this room is concerned...
The verification will be carried out by hiding nine old men.
At nine o'clock at night...
Morita, who has finished work, arrives.
This is crazy.
This home prank will be their first experience...
I've never seen anything like it.
Will it...
Come, come!
I'll eat it, right?
I'm going to look at my cell phone and come in.
That's crazy.
He sits on the sofa and plays with his cell phone for 10 minutes.
I'm not in the mood.
This is what it looks like under the kotatsu.
He doesn't seem to notice it at all.
Then he takes off his jacket.
What's going on with the Kotatsu guy's acting plan?
He goes into the closet where another man is hiding.
This is amazing!
I'm going to open it.
This is the opposite.
He's here, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
There is a man who is exactly my height.
But this is also true.
He sits on the sofa and plays with his cell phone for another 10 minutes.
Even though there are nine men in a small room,
he doesn't notice it at all and more than 20 minutes have passed.
The man on the veranda is in trouble.
That's right.
This is terrible.
Then he goes back to the closet.
It's still the opposite.
Moreover, he opened the door on the left where another man is hiding.
This is dangerous.
I didn't come here on purpose.
But he goes back in.
He's there.
He's up there, isn't he?
There is a man wearing a futon.
I'm scared.
He's down there, too.
He went in.
I'm scared.
What?
This is scary!
Morita realizes that there is something that he doesn't know.
Scream!
Scary!
What?!
And finally, he realizes that it's a human.
What?!
Hmph!
That's funny.
Wait a minute! What's going on?!
Hey! This is illegal entry!
That's right.
Right?!
What's going on?!
Furthermore...
I see.
He's down there.
Who's there!?
Probably, for the first time in prank market,
finding the second man,
in panic state,
Morita.
Who's there!?
- Hello? - Who's calling you?
- Amane? - Amane?
- Is it a prank call? - I knew it!
- What prank call? - It's a prank call.
- Is it for a TV show? - No, it's not.
- When did you call me? - Just now.
- Just now!? - I'm serious.
- Come on! - I'm serious.
- Do you have a house prank at home? - No, I don't.
- Are you serious!? - No, I don't.
- Are you serious!?
- Morita asks Amane for a prank call, but...
- Amane's manager denies it.
- There are two of them. - What's going on!?
- No, there aren't. - You're lying!
- Who are you!? - I'm so scared!
- What's going on!? - There are two of them.
- There are seven of them.
- Then... - What!?
- Oh, there's another one up there. - There's another one up there.
- No, there aren't.
What the hell is this?!
Hey, what is this?!
What the hell is this?! What's going on?!
So, when it comes to this...
I see, it's already...
Of course, it's already...
That's right!
Hey! What's that?!
Seriously, what's that?!
Hey!
Seriously, what's that?!
It's burning!
Amazing!
It's burning!
Seriously!
In 2 hours and 30 minutes, all 9 members successfully discovered it.
With that said, let's return to the rankings.
Next, in 8th place is...
Newcomer entertainer, Shinichi.
No! Seriously, what are you doing?!
Seriously!
"Sunakake Babaa" theory...
That's right, that's right.
"Hitomairu" theory...
Who is it?!
It's a hard-boiled theory that's commonly used, but...
That's a bad impression.
For the first time on the show, this theory appeared.
In the show, they made a replica of R-1 trophy and decided to destroy it in front of Shinichi's eyes.
And while making the replica, they set a hearing aid on the base of the trophy.
In a fake show where they investigate whether or not a hearing aid is installed in celebrities' homes,
they visit Shinichi's house and a specialist discovers a hearing aid.
In order to take it out, they destroy the trophy.
That's the story.
So, let's start with the fake show.
Shinichi, do you have any special habits?
I used to stand in front of my house wondering whether or not I was a fan or not.
I feel like I'm a stalker.
What? A stalker?
Shinichi is worried about his stalker-like fans.
It's amazing.
So, Shinichi checks what his fans gave him.
And finally...
I'm getting excited.
I'm so excited.
Wait a minute. I'm scared.
It reacted.
I'm scared.
It's ringing.
It's scary, isn't it?
Obviously, the trophy has detected it and reacted.
It reacted.
I'm scared.
Come on, break it.
He's got a bad feeling about this.
He's destroying the trophy.
Should we take it out?
What's going on?
Excuse me.
What's going on?
How do we take it out?
I feel sick.
Can we take it out?
Excuse me.
Wait a minute.
All of a sudden?
What kind of businessman are you?
I feel sick.
Can we take it out?
No, you can't.
You can't do that.
Excuse me.
Wait a minute.
What are you trying to do?
Did you do it because you were hit by a child?
Did you break it?
No, I didn't do it.
This is it, isn't it?
This is it.
I got it.
What about the ruler?
Did you break it?
What about the ruler?
What do you mean?
Four months?
That's right.
This is the seal.
It was sealed.
Instead of destroying the trophy,
first of all,
they reacted to the fact that the trophy had been sealed for four months.
And...
No, the trophy.
I'm calm now.
One night later,
they changed their minds about the trophy being destroyed.
I see.
Wait, the trophy...
What do we do with this?
Shouldn't we have destroyed it?
That's right.
I didn't know how to remove it.
No, no, no.
This is really...
I can't believe it.
He's angry.
I'm calm now.
They changed my life.
This is the worst.
He's angry.
Let's go.
This is bad.
First of all, he tells a joke about breaking a replica.
He's very angry.
What is it? Really?
This is a trophy destruction prank.
You're overdoing it.
I'm really depressed.
You're overdoing it.
You told me to repair it.
You told me to go to Canterry.
You told me to go to Canterry and make another one.
He's serious.
Why would I do that?
You told me to do it.
He's angry.
As expected, he's in the worst mood.
This is a trophy destruction prank.
Ring.
It's okay.
What?
Ring number two.
It's a new one.
This is the real one.
You're overdoing it.
He's holding it.
The child is back.
I'm glad.
This is a delicate replica.
I'm glad.
This stain, too.
I'm nervous.
I thought I was crazy.
However, such a new location means that it will be moved soon.
Probably, a new house should be okay, too.
I don't like it.
This program is embarrassing.
Next, the seventh place is...
"Woman Rush Hour" "Nakagawa Paradise"
"Paradise House" "Women and children can show their faces, too."
In all of the "paradise houses" so far, including "families" have appeared.
Among them, this one showed a slightly different way of coming out as a family.
If you wake up in the morning and your wife and children become very similar people, do you still think it's a dream?
So, the wife and children are replaced with the fake ones you see, and verification begins.
"She's ugly." "She's pretty." "Wake up." "Her posture is..." "Her butt's popping out."
"Her way of talking is definitely different." "That's true." "Her voice, too." "Her intonation, too."
"You work early, don't you?" "Huh?"
She immediately feels uncomfortable with her voice, but... "I'm sure you can tell."
"Yeah, I can tell by her voice." This is "one-time-through".
"Where are you taking it off?" "Where are you changing?" "What are you doing?"
"I'm sorry, but I can't help it." "That's right!" And... "It's my home, so I can't help it."
"No way!" "Why are you naked?!"
After verifying the child's appearance, she didn't realize that he was also a different person... "Where are your pants?"
...and began to change. "Take your pants off first!" "I want you to notice me." "Cute!"
"This is "one-time-through", isn't it?" "That's weird." "What do you think?" "I'm starting to have doubts."
"What will you do today?" "Huh?" "I'm thinking of going to Ikebukuro today." "Huh? I don't know." "What are you doing?" "Shopping."
Hahaha.
It's scary.
Hahaha.
It's totally different.
Hahaha.
What?
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
No, I'm scared.
It's totally different.
Hahaha.
Haha.
Hey, wait a minute.
I was wondering if I made a mistake in practice.
I was thinking of various things.
What's this?
I was wondering if it was my house.
So...
15 minutes after waking up...
He noticed his fake wife here.
And...
Oh, it's my son.
Your son?
It's scary.
Hahaha.
Then, in the sixth place of the ranking...
The number of times he appears in his house five times.
It's morning.
Just like "Paradise House",
"Morning House", which is about being with family members, is the main show.
The first show in which his house appeared in the show is...
"Max can go a little further," which is a pattern in which a child hides a pet he picked up from his parents and buys it for himself.
Akatsuke was the only entertainer who was allowed to film at home without his permission.
Akatsuke is a 5-year-old girl who tries to hide adults in her house without her parents knowing.
At that time, Akatsuke was 1LDK.
Currently, her parents are out of town, and only her grandmother and her two children are at home.
And then...
Come in!
Here comes an old man who doesn't know anything.
She's my precious fairy.
Fairy?
That's right. This time, what Nodoka-chan is hiding from her parents is...
An old lady's acquaintance's fairy.
That's what the old man thinks.
Nodoka-chan is good at this, too.
Non-chan!
Today, I want you to do me a favor.
What is it?
I want you to let me play with you.
Is it okay?
Thank you.
Can you do me a favor?
And one more important favor.
If an adult sees you, you'll be in trouble.
If an adult sees you, you'll have to go back to the land of the sky.
Should I go back?
That's right. That may be the case.
It seems like she understands that her parents should never see her.
Leaving the old man behind, the old lady goes home.
Will Nodoka-chan be able to hide the fairy from an adult?
Did you hit it?
It looks like you're hiding in a scary place.
I hit it.
Wait, it's scary.
Is it an animal?
Ouch!
When I get back home, I'll come here right away.
You'll come here, mom.
I know.
You know?
Mom will be back soon.
First of all, Nodoka-chan is looking for a place where her uncle can hide.
There are a lot of things in it.
It's under the table.
Under the table?
It's bigger than I thought.
Here we go.
It's big.
Can you see it?
Ouch!
It's a fairy house!
Don't kick it!
It's a fairy house!
Do you want me to hide you?
I want you to hide as soon as possible.
Do you want me to run with you?
It's a fairy house!
Is your head okay?
Thank you.
Please sit there.
Like this?
She puts cloth on her uncle and decides where to hide.
Wow!
Are you okay?
I'm okay. Thank you.
Don't you drink tea?
I'm okay.
You're okay?
She spends an hour alone with her uncle.
First of all, her mother comes home.
Hurry up!
She hides her uncle in the cloth in a hurry.
Her mother knows about this project.
Is it funny?
She knows where her uncle is.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Don't spill it, Non-chan!
Okay!
It wasn't there earlier.
Oh, you gave it to me!
You gave it to me!
After that, they hid the old man in their own way for an hour.
What's wrong?
How is it?
It's good.
It's good?
You're having a lot of fun, aren't you?
Then...
Oh, no!
Dad's here!
I'm home!
Okay!
Well, well, well!
I'm back to my daily life! Leave me alone!
Akatsu, who didn't know anything, returns home.
The show finally begins.
I see, you don't know Akatsu.
I don't know Akatsu.
This guy smokes, doesn't he?
After spending a night on the veranda...
Akatsu heads to his bedroom.
Oh, no!
So close!
It's really close!
The distance between Akatsu and the old man is only 30 centimeters.
Meanwhile, the cloth that was covering the old man is out of place.
Not to be noticed by Akatsu, Nonoka-chan tries to cover the old man's clothes with her feet.
Hey, good job!
Good job!
However, 20 minutes have passed without being able to put the cloth back together.
Oh, no!
It's coming out!
Oh, no!
What is this?
I don't know.
Oh, no!
You scared me!
Who is it?
Did you find out?
Oh, no!
It ran away.
It ran away!
It ran away.
It ran away for a moment.
I thought it was dangerous.
Who is it?
She noticed it.
Who is it?
What is this?
What is it?
Who is it?
Wait a minute.
Oh, no!
What is it?
Who is it?
It's a fairy.
Wait a minute!
So, the fairy was scared.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye, fairy.
What is this?
Bye-bye, fairy.
She's protecting it.
Because it's dangerous.
It was fun.
What is it?
Bye-bye.
She's protecting it.
I miss the movie.
What is it?
It wasn't fun.
It's crying.
Is it crying?
It's crying.
What does it hate?
It's crying.
It's just a bald old man.
After that, Akatsu...
Yes, I remember.
He moved to another house in Setagaya, but now he lives in his hometown Fukushima.
Now he has returned to his hometown Fukushima and lives in a house with all-you-can-drink tobacco.
It feels good.
Next, in fourth place, two people are ranked in the same number.
The first person is Mr. Moss, who has appeared at home six times.
Before the karate competition, he had to do a close-up shot every time, so shooting at home was also a standard.
That's right.
And in fourth place, the second person is Audrey Kasuga.
Kasuga's hometown is Mutsumiso, which you know.
For a long time, it was at the peak of variety shooting, but...
Such Mutsumiso also changed a lot after Kasuga's marriage.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right.
And Mutsumiso, who is familiar with all-you-can-do.
It symbolized...
As is common in manga, success rate 0% theory.
Breaking a locked door with a tackle is common in manga.
On the stage of "Mutsumi-sou", this man is a swordsman.
Akebono
I want you to choose a job.
There must be someone in the house for early morning.
Tommy doesn't say anything.
It's really scary.
Scary?
But there's not much distance.
Can he break a glass door?
Ouch!
What did you do?
I was surprised.
It's a big tackle, but it doesn't break with one blow.
Ouch!
It looks painful.
Moreover...
What's in it?
A gun!
Even with all his might, he can't break a glass door.
Really?
I can't do it.
Yes, "Mutsumi-sou" is a type of door that you pull in front of you.
So, he changed his strategy of breaking it from inside.
What do you mean?
Open it!
I'm scared.
A man's voice echoed in the house early in the morning.
Then...
Try opening it.
Akebono-sou
What are you doing?
That's my line!
Open it!
What are you doing?
Good morning.
What are you doing here?
I'm here to see you.
Excuse me.
He opened the door and went into the room.
You have a bad mouth.
What kind of program is this?
Can I borrow your door?
What's wrong with this?
Can I borrow your door?
He got his own permission.
What are you doing in my room?
It's in my way!
What are you doing?
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
It's dangerous.
Don't come.
What are you doing?
The door is about to break.
I'm here to break it.
Why are you here to break it?
I'm here to break it.
It's broken!
No, no, no!
It's broken!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
What are you doing?
They were able to break parts other than the door,
but they couldn't break the crucial door even with a monster.
If the door breaks, will you get angry at the boss?
I'll ask for permission from the boss.
Wait...
By the way, this is a mutsumi-sou that was reformed after Kasuga's death.
Huh?!
It hasn't changed!
The only room Kasuga lived in hasn't changed.
For some reason, only Kasuga's room was made of iron.
And with that, we've reached the 4th place in the home appearance ranking!
Ah, I see.
We've reached the 4th place.
When you see it, you remember it, right?
Yeah.
Surprisingly, Mr. Osu-san is also in it.
That's right, that's right.
By the way, Mr. Hamada, have you ever had a camera in your home?
No, I haven't.
You haven't?
Not even once.
Even if you had a suggestion like that, you wouldn't have?
I don't think I had a suggestion like that.
Is that so?
Like, "Let's film at home for a bit." I don't think I did.
I see, I see, I see.
But now that you have a camera in your home, everyone is interested in it.
Why?!
They want to know where you live.
Why?!
Well, of course you wouldn't have a camera in your home, but if you live at Mr. Hamada's house, Mr. Hamada will live there.
Your wife will also live there.
I'm also interested in where you grew up, Mr. Hamada.
What's with you?!
There's also a way of laughing about it, but I don't know if it's something like, "Oh, I see."
Now, let's look at the top 3.
The 1st place is...
Well, I'm guessing.
I think it's that person again.
Is there a 2nd or 3rd place?
That's right, it's 2nd or 3rd place.
In the end...
Wednesday's Downtown Home Appearance Ranking.
And now, we'll announce the top 3!
First, in 3rd place...
11th time appearing...
Anthony Matenro.
"Someone is hiding in the room," said Anthony's home.
I see, I see.
By the way, even if it's "someone is hiding in the room," it will still be the target.
And then...
As a management company...
Because of this project before, it didn't work out.
Because I made too much noise at that time.
The management company took notice of it and as a result, it closed down.
No, it's not like that.
And they moved the field to their current home and are still continuing "Someone is here".
Wow! Wow! What?!
Among them, the one that had a strong impact on him was...
"Someone is here" after the power went out and came back.
But in the end, the scariest theory.
That day, Anthony came home from work and spent 30 minutes playing with his cell phone while watching TV.
In a relaxed mood...
As he stood in the bathroom...
The man who was hiding in the closet...
has dropped the breaker and is out of power.
That's amazing!
This is scary!
A car!
A breaker...
This is scary!
Could it be...
This is scary!
I thought you were going to kill me!
What's wrong?
Your face...
This is scary!
Wednesday?
Are you serious?
I want you to do that.
This is not good.
I'm so glad.
I'm so scared.
If it's not Wednesday, I'm in trouble.
Could you let me do it as usual?
I don't know which one it is.
I'm not a funny person.
I don't know which one it is.
Why do I have an umbrella?
When will I have an umbrella?
And the second place is...
It's a large house.
It's true.
It's a large house with 100,000 bricks.
The reason why they used this house so much is...
In the countryside, people who live in the countryside and stay in the house...
If you say "stop it" and come in the opposite direction, you will have to accept it.
A while ago, Ogata visited Kure city in Hiroshima Prefecture for a "stay in the countryside" kind of location.
And Ogata was stopped by a store house that sells talk of crocodiles at home.
Ogata is a fan of Mr. Murabayashi.
I want Ogata to stop me.
And so...
It's stylish.
She just got home.
Cute.
It's tough to have a family.
The kids are small, too.
Are you naked like that?
I love that village in Hiroshima.
Really?
The taste is strong.
She said gross.
She doesn't know who it is.
Scary.
She doesn't know who it is.
She doesn't know who the old man in Hiroshima is.
She doesn't know who he is.
You'll know if you see him.
Excuse me.
Do you remember me?
He hasn't noticed you yet.
I remember you.
Thank you for taking care of me.
What did you do?
You look bitter.
I didn't do anything.
The staff told me.
Really?
Please come up.
When did you come up?
In Hiroshima.
But you didn't stay overnight.
She came up to the house easily.
It's scary.
You came up well.
I've never seen anyone like you.
You're scary.
She came up suddenly.
But she's welcoming.
She's cool.
Do you want a drink?
That's good.
That's not good.
What's more...
Did you eat?
I ate.
I ate for the first time.
You're kind.
She even served dinner for you.
She cooked for you.
I've never met anyone like you.
But...
How old are you?
I'm 26 years old.
26 years old?
Of course.
I'm not stupid.
What do you think of me?
I'm scared.
Don't talk to me.
I'm listening.
Don't talk to me.
And because of the alcohol,
Mr. Murabayashi's bad habit started to show up.
And an hour passed since he entered the house.
I had a lot of fun, too.
I'm in a good mood.
Don't talk to me.
I'm trying to be cool.
Mr. Murabayashi is in a good mood.
Let's go.
Let me sleep somewhere.
At home?
Anywhere is fine.
He's crying.
It's not good to go to Kemari all of a sudden.
I want to do it, too.
Let's do the same thing and talk about it.
You can do it in Koenji.
You can do it in Shinjuku, too.
There's still a train or something.
It's still 8 o'clock.
You can't go to sleep at the same time.
I'm sleepy.
I'll stay at home.
I want to talk to you.
If you don't mind, I'll stay at home.
Mr. Murabayashi is desperate.
Wow.
Let's go.
Is it round?
Really?
I see.
Ogata family is going to stay overnight.
Wow.
I've never stopped a man like you.
I want you to laugh.
And it's 8.30 pm.
It's getting harder and harder.
Is anyone calling me?
I'm here.
I'm even doing this.
Ogata called his junior here.
And...
Are you going to take a bath there?
I'm going to try to deceive my juniors.
When Murabayashi enters the bath...
Why are you eating it?
You're the worst.
You're eating it.
You're biting a crocodile.
You're crazy.
You're really crazy.
I don't like it.
You're biting a crocodile.
You're biting a crocodile this big.
You're flying away.
You're not good at talking, Ogata.
Oh, no.
You can't do that.
You should've brought a knife or something.
Thank you for taking care of me.
I don't know if he has a knife or not.
I don't know if we will be killed.
It's like a family adventure.
Wasn't it like that?
Are you going to fight me?
What are you doing?
If you feel so dangerous, let me go home.
Then, Mr. Murabayashi comes back.
Mr. Murabayashi, are you alone?
This guy is crazy.
I'm going to punch you in the face.
He is appealing.
I'm going to punch you in the face.
He is pretending.
I'm going to punch you in the face.
He is very careful.
Mr. Ogata is worried about everything.
I'm Okabe.
You are very famous.
What are you doing?
You are very famous.
I'm Ken-chan.
I'm Ken-chan and I'm Nishijima.
Are you going to fight me?
Mr. Ogata recruits six people.
But, of course, nothing is going to happen.
It's 12.30 p.m.
And...
It was fun.
Are you going to sleep together?
Please come again anytime.
I'll go, too.
Please come over there.
He's there.
Good night.
He fell asleep.
Wow!
Ogata, wake up!
You...
You suddenly woke up.
Is it raining?
Wow!
No, it's fine.
Here's a story.
It's raining.
Wow! What's going on?
It's sticky.
What?
Is it a fusion TV?
There is one in Tokyo.
It's downtown's next day.
What?
What's that?
It's downtown's schedule.
Let me explain this project.
Has he been here for a long time?
Has he been here for a day?
Yes.
Wow!
Where did you see him?
In Ogata's car.
Upstairs?
What?
He was driving his car upstairs.
He's the worst.
(Next Episode)
Last year, I made a terrible mistake.
I'm tired of smoking cigarettes.
Maybe it's the last one.
Maybe it is.
Leave it for me.
Of course, I won't smoke anymore.
(Next Episode)
It's Wednesday's first episode of "Downtown".
The first place is...
Kuro-chan, who has appeared 34 times, "bucchigiri" and "Anno-jou" since then.
Her first appearance at home was 9 years ago.
Seijin-kun's dance.
Why are you doing this now?
Since then, she has been filming constantly every year.
She has a unique finish.
Hey, 17 years is too much!
Oh, fuck!
Let's lift up the bed.
Kuro-chan does such "moving" on a program project.
Why is there a camera?
Why is there a camera over there?
24 hours and 365 days.
Kuro-chan is in first place.
Now, she is filming continuously for 365 days with a standard camera, beyond the concept of "how many times does she film at home?"
By the way, the place where Kuro-chan used to live now is her mansion.
As you can see from the rankings, of course, Kuro-chan is in first place.
That's right!
She also moved recently.
That's right!
She hasn't moved since she moved in.
That's right.
Maogata, Anthony...
People react to funny things in this house.
It's funny that people are dancing.
It's really funny.
Before we left...
They were like, 'Whoa!'
Even though we saw it before, we laughed in the same way.
That's right.