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It's getting colder and colder.
Everyone, please take care of me.
Let's go.
The first presenter is this person.
Please come in.
It's Toyotomi Matsuyo.
Thank you for having me.
Until now, this program has held various independent comedy contests such as "31 Grand Prix" and "Slippery One Grand Prix".
This time as well, we have brought a new contest program.
And that is...
"Infoma-one Grand Prix"!
Some of you may be wondering what "infoma" is.
"Infoma-cial" is what we usually call "infoma".
It is a long-term commercial that is linked to the program that is shown in the program.
"King of Cond" and "m-one" and other young comedians
convey the charm of the product in "king of cond" and "m-one".
That is what "infoma" is.
To be honest, you've never laughed at "infoma", right?
Well, that's...
There's no way of saying it like that.
What would I do without "infoma"?!
"Infoma" is important.
It's extremely necessary, but...
Have you ever laughed at it?
No, I haven't.
You haven't, right?
What are you asking for?!
During "king of cond",
the former champion "gallop" "mouri" performed "infoma".
It made me really angry.
It's not "infoma", it's "mouri" that makes you angry!
It makes me really angry!
Until now, comedians have never wanted to make funny jokes.
But, this time, "infoma" will be a competition.
Of course, we will include VR elements,
but only comedians who make the funniest jokes will be selected for "infoma".
It will be a revolutionary project.
This time, six comedians will make two jokes out of "infoma",
and compete in a tournament format.
The contestants are...
I'm worried about "infoma".
I'm worried about how people will react to it in the studio.
I'm worried about whether they will use it or not.
I've never laughed at "infoma", so...
It's not something to be proud of.
Have you ever made "infoma" before?
I've made a lot of "infoma" in "m-one".
It's like an original script.
But, it's written by a writer I've never seen before.
It's boring for society.
What are you talking about?
"infoma" is an obstacle.
It's not allowed to make jokes freely.
Of course, it's not allowed to say bad things about a product.
But, it's not allowed to say bad things about a product.
If you say bad things about a product too much, it will become an ancient ad.
That's why it's not allowed to say bad things about a product.
So, you have to choose what you can't say about a product.
I've been frustrated about it for a long time.
I've been frustrated about it, too.
So, we decided to make "infoma" to find out what's interesting about it.
In a way, it's a new challenge for us.
There are a lot of people who laugh at "infoma".
There are also people who make money by doing it casually.
It's a difficult challenge for them.
So, it's like a devil's scheme.
I know you're in a hurry.
You can't say "I've written it."
"infoma" is the most difficult of all jobs.
That's why it's hard to say.
The prize money for "infoma" is 3 million yen.
Thank you very much.
He's already interested in it.
After I won "king of condo",
When I was offered to choose my rank in "deta",
I refused all offers.
But this time, I'm determined.
I don't think there's a tournament where you can win 3 million yen with only one hand.
If you win "saikoufu", you'll win 3 million yen, right?
That's right.
You'll do it, right?
They're all handsome.
You guys are amazing.
Even if you compete for free "deta", you'll win, right?
And the companies that helped "infoma" this time are...
Japan Coca-Cola Co., Ltd.
This is quite rare!
This is amazing!
Isn't this amazing?!
Which team will win the first "infoma" Grand Prix?!
Wow!
This is a bit of a joke!
This is...
I usually don't think "infoma" does this much.
This is a huge "infoma"!
Isn't this amazing?!
Are you guys serious?!
We are serious!
This is a hot battle.
I will be judging this team with you guys.
So, Hamada-san, thank you for your cooperation.
By the way, the winning team will be broadcasted as an official commercial in the second half of the show.
We will become "maginfoma"!
This is worse than we thought.
We will have a lot of money, won't we?
Of course, all of this will be judged by us.
We will only judge you based on how funny you are.
We won't judge you based on how well you introduced yourself.
We won't judge you based on that.
We will judge you based on how funny you are.
Okay, let's get started!
This is the topic of the first match of the first round.
"Infoma" Grand Prix.
The first product to be judged in the first round is...
Real gold.
"Infoma" has been loved for more than 40 years since its launch.
It's a classic energy drink.
It's perfect for midsummer.
So, this is the first match of the first round.
It's going to be a tough battle.
First up is "Air Staircase".
- Good evening. - Hello.
- I'm here for a job interview. - Nice to meet you.
Thank you for having me.
- Do you have a resume? - Yes, I do.
Thank you.
Vitamin Royal Jelly-san.
That's a rare name.
You are 1974 years old.
What does it mean?
I love real gold.
I saw Japanese written in real gold and studied Japanese.
What?
I've heard it in movies and anime.
Did you study Japanese in real gold?
Yes, I did.
Isn't it inefficient?
"Thank you for everything".
It says "thank you for everything".
- The address is... - Yohouen desu!
It says "Yohouen".
It's not "Yohouen".
Is it "eight"?
It's "eight"!
It's not "eight."
Tell me the real address.
It's written on the cap.
It's not a "best before" date.
It's written on the cap.
It says the real address on the cap.
It's not "in direct sunlight".
Is it?
You are self-promoting. Is there anything you want to say?
I don't think it's written there.
I sometimes fly.
Please don't fly.
Sleonin...
Don't answer me with your current name.
Sleonin...
I'm saying "sleonin" like "excuse me".
Kato, buto, ekito!
Is there anything you want to say?
If I make a mistake, please don't freeze me.
Please don't freeze me.
If you freeze me, I'll explode.
Please don't freeze me.
If you freeze me, I'll explode.
Shakit, how are you?
I see.
That's amazing.
The first match of the first round.
Next, the president of Japan.
The batter is Saejima of Yoban.
He threw the pitcher.
He struck out.
(Laughs)
The president does it well with Japan's president world.
It's solid.
Struck out!
Is it going in? Is it going in?
Foul!
Just to the left of the ball!
pitcher, second ball, threw it!
[Laughter]
You saw it
[Laughter]
He's fast! He's fast!
Safe!
[Cheering]
The Leopards win!
[Laughter]
It's exactly like the usual.
[Laughter]
It's exactly like the usual.
[Laughter]
The angle.
[Laughter]
Alright!
[Laughter]
Wow, this is difficult!
This is difficult!
Wow!
Both of you are amazing!
You're amazing!
As a co-host, I'm impressed!
[Laughter]
You're amazing!
What are you doing in such a casual outfit?
[Laughter]
I was thinking of becoming a weirder entertainer!
But you're more entertaining than you usually are!
You're entertaining!
[Laughter]
Let's start with the first round!
It's difficult!
Let's see who you think is more entertaining!
Please think about it!
Both of you are...
Both of you are very entertaining!
You're right!
It looks like you're ready!
Let's start!
One, two...
Open!
[Ding!]
The president of Japan is...
[Ding!]
Why are you the president of Japan?
I always dress like this and I don't look like an infomercial.
I show a lot of real goods.
I see.
It's amazing.
I see.
The three of you are like air conditioners.
There are a lot of things to do.
For example, I'm wearing a cap because I look weird.
I like it when there is a little more content in it.
I see.
I like it.
When I show a product in front of the camera, it's like I can't use it in the show.
It happens a lot.
It's hard to see you doing a lot of things with real products.
I see.
That's why it's amazing and interesting.
I see.
First of all, it was an air staircase.
It was a great fight.
Next is the second match of the first round.
What will happen?
First of all, it's Sayaka.
Hello.
I'm Sayaka.
You have real gold, right?
That's right.
Real gold is delicious, isn't it?
It's very delicious.
If you drink it, you'll get energy, right?
Yes.
My family likes it, too.
Your family likes it, too?
Yes.
Oton of 83 is also drinking real gold.
Oton of 83?
It doesn't matter now.
I'm a little worried about it.
Oton of 83 also likes real gold?
Yes.
I see.
Oton of 83 is very energetic.
Yes.
Oton of 83 is eating real gold, too.
Oton of 83 is eating real gold, too?
Yes.
Is that so?
Oton of 83, do you still eat hamburgers?
No, I usually eat boiled food.
It doesn't match, does it?
Boiled food and real gold don't match, do they?
I like it.
If you like it so much, I have a lot of real gold at home.
Do you want me to give you some next time?
That's okay.
Is that so?
I can't have real gold in my house.
What do you mean?
You can't have real gold in your house, can you?
You're saying something like barley tea.
You can only have real gold in your house, can you?
Are you making it up?
I usually make it up.
You usually buy it, don't you?
I usually make it up.
No, no, it's true that I sometimes buy it at my rich friend's house, but...
Don't say it like it's barley tea!
It's like rich people buy barley tea, but...
Is there a barley tea-like thing in your house, in real gold?
My mother used to make it, putting it in a transparent bottle like this.
Barley tea container?
It's a barley tea container!
She would open the refrigerator and put it in here at any time!
Barley tea container and barley tea place!
She would drink it by mistake with a container.
Is that real gold?
Isn't it a barley tea episode?
She would drink it by mistake.
What kind of color is it?
Do you know?
How do you make your own real gold?
I don't know the details, but my mother used to make it.
First, she put the real gold in it and...
First, she put it in!
That's it!
First, she put the real gold in it.
What can you add to it?
Do you want to come over and drink with me next time?
I will buy this!
Wow, that's amazing!
Wow, you guys are really amazing!
The second match of the first round!
Next up is Reiwa Roman!
He's doing something pretty difficult, isn't he?
Hello!
I'm Reiwa Roman! Thank you for coming!
Thank you for coming!
Do you like real gold?
I like real gold!
Really?
Yes!
I saw your original work.
Original work?
Wow, you don't know about it!
Real gold is originally an anime.
Is that possible?
No, originally it's a manga and now it's an anime...
Originally it's an anime and now it's a drink!
That's right!
I didn't know!
Will you do my original work for me?
Gold medal...
That's the highest honor for an athlete.
The man who won the most gold medals...
That's him!
He's called "Real Gold"!
That sounds interesting!
That sounds really interesting!
Alright!
He's doing something.
The record is...
19.64 meters!
17.34 seconds!
Alright!
That's amazing!
I'm 25.43 seconds!
17.3 meters!
70 kilograms is invincible!
What kind of competition is that?!
There's seconds, meters and levels!
What kind of competition is that?!
That's amazing!
I can't believe it!
Like a heroic hero?
No...
That flexibility...
It might be suitable for my successor.
He's definitely "Real Gold"!
You are...
I am Fake Silver.
Fake Silver?!
He is Fake Silver, the opposite of Real Gold!
You're cheating! I knew it!
What is he doing here?!
Why are you here?!
Huh?!
You've grown up, old man!
He has?!
Of course!
I am Little Stone!
Little Stone?!
I miss you!
You can watch our cosplay show next!
Are you curious?!
The drink is...
Real Gold!
This is hard!
Okay, please draw!
This is really hard...
Okay, everyone!
Let's go!
One, two...
Open!
Oh, it's Rewa, Rewa, Rewa!
It's all Rewa!
Oh!
One person...
It's Sayaka!
Okay, what about here?
Let's see...
I don't really have a specific reason...
That's true...
I see...
If you ask me in three minutes, I might have a different feeling...
It felt good...
It was Sayaka!
I see...
Okay, this is Rewa's...
That's right...
You know...
In "informational" or something like that...
They don't make you do things like this...
And with that...
It's decided that Rewa will win!
What is this tournament...
It's hard!
I'm always impressed!
It's not a big deal...
Next up...
The third match of the first round...
It's amazing!
First up...
New York!
I know I have to have surgery...
But I'm scared!
Hey, Kaito...
Kaito...
I want to be a strong man like you!
What's with that manga?
With just a little bit of courage...
You can become strong!
Kaito is funny...
Huh?
What?
Can I go over there now?
Huh?
Kaito, will you come with me?
Courage is strength. Strength is courage.
Now, fight with me!
Nice to meet you. I'm Kaito's voice actor, Yukimura Issei.
That's a weird old man!
Actually, your grandfather and I are old friends.
We came to visit you today.
Grandfather and I? Then how old are you?
This year, you're 68 years old.
68 years old?! No way!
Do you know me, Kaito?
I'm the leader of a boy's adventure team that loves friends and hamburgers!
I'm a big voice actor who loves girls and caterpillars.
What is that?!
But why?
Why do you look like a 68-year-old old man but look like a grandfather?
That's because I'm a voice actor.
What?!
Most big voice actors are like this.
Don't make fun of me!
Most voice actors are younger and more beautiful than themselves.
But as you do it over and over again, your age and clothing balance get messed up.
What are you talking about?!
Besides, big voice actors have too much stamina.
Do you know why?
Why?
Because they drink Real Gold.
Real Gold?!
Wow! It's pouring in!
I can't stand it anymore! Sorry, I'll go to Ginzan!
What?!
Shakit Genki. Real Gold!
I see.
Interesting.
No, no, this is...
The third match of the first round.
Next up is Magical Lovely.
I can't walk anymore because of heavy things.
This is real gold.
It went from the front.
Real gold man.
Delicious!
Goal!
I've seen it somewhere.
Nobody gives me a seat.
Are you shooting a scene or not?
Real Goal Roman!
I just gave it to you.
It's delicious!
Goal!
Real Goal Roman!
You look angry.
You stopped me again.
I want some tea.
Real Goal Roman!
You want some tea, don't you?
Real Goal Roman!
Goal!
It's delicious!
Give me that tea.
Real Goal Roman!
Give me that tea.
I don't need a tea insert.
I don't need it.
Please write down which one you thought was interesting.
Let's go! Let's open them all at once!
New York, New York, New York, Magical Lovely, New York...
So, it's New York!
Koyama-san, is this also New York?
Yes, it is.
It was a proper story and it was interesting.
There wasn't much of a "real gold" feeling to it.
On the contrary, it was good to see a little "real gold" at the end.
After such an interesting story, it was like "oh, it was an infomercial!"
I see, I see.
And so, after this...
It's finally time for the final round!
Even though there are only two choices, there's not even one full point.
That's right.
All of them will be revealed.
One of them will be revealed.
That's right.
And so, everyone, it's finally time for the final round!
Yes, it is.
There are three choices, right?
Yes.
This is difficult!
The product that will be the theme of the "Infoma-one Grand Prix" final round is...
"Chill Out".
Oh, I see it a lot lately.
It's a "relaxation drink" that relieves the stress of modern people with a refreshing and fruity taste.
Yes.
Let me take a nap.
And so, the first group of the final round is...
"Air Stairs".
Mother, hot days continue, but how are you doing?
I've gradually gotten used to Tokyo.
I've made friends even before college and work, and I'm having fun.
People in Tokyo say I'm cold, but everyone is kind to me.
Actually, the other day, when I was playing badminton with my friends, I broke my leg and am in the hospital now.
H-hey, stop it!
This is a hospital!
The person next to you might be awake!
Where do you think you're at?!
I said no! Stop it!
It tickles!
- What's that? - What is it?
- What is it?
- Mom, it's amazing in Tokyo. - What is it?
It looks like a horse is coming to visit you.
By the way, my sister came to visit me yesterday and brought me watermelons from my field.
No, I can't. The teacher will come for inspection.
Okay, but only for a little while.
What the hell is this?
- He ate it. - He ate it.
- Are you okay? - Shh!
- Mom, I want to chill out in this stressful society. - Shh!
- I see. - Shh!
- He's really getting into it. - He's really getting into it. - I see.
The Incoma One Grand Prix Finals. The second group is Reiwa Roman.
- Hello! - Hello!
- I'm Reiwa Roman. Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
Why do I keep getting info here and there?
- How is it, Mr. Matsui? - Huh?
- Do you like to chill out? - I like to chill out.
- Really? - Of course.
- Did you know that chill out is a drink based on reality? - Is that possible?
- There are movies based on reality, but is there a drink based on reality? - That's right.
- Huh? - If you don't know what it is, I'll explain it to you.
- You can just listen quietly. - That's fine!
- If I don't have friends, it's over for you. - You're going to do it for me, right?
- Shh! - Yeah.
- That drink goes beyond eternity. - Is it such a historical kanji?
- 2000 B.C., New York. - It's not New York yet!
- Hey, this cave water is delicious! - With those eyes!
- You're right! I want everyone to drink this! - Yeah.
- Su... - Huh?
As you can see, people at the time...
It's not "I'm paralyzed now!"
I know it like that, but it's like an old man is paralyzed, you know?
And it's like a guide is guiding you, but...
What is it?
I'm not a guide of this kind of cave...
- Su... - This man is paralyzed, too!
Then this guide is also an old man, you know?
- There are not many caves in such good condition. - Professor's announcement, right?
The water content of this cave is actually wonderful and very delicious.
- Su... - "I'm paralyzed now!"
It's not "I'm paralyzed now!", you know?
Some people have the same posture as me, you know?
It's not "I'm paralyzed now!", you know?
What are you doing, you know?
It's all thanks to you...
That we're able to drink such delicious food, you know?
"Chill Out Professor"...
Tell me how you made it, you know?
What is it, you know?
- Suzuki looks like a cosplayer, you know? - I'm curious!
- If it's water content... - "Chill Out"!
- If it's "Chill Out"... - "Water content"!
Wow!
Infoma One Grand Prix Final!
The last place goes to... New York!
Here's your change of 50 yen.
Thank you very much!
It's been 30 years since I last came to a convenience store!
It's not different from 30 years ago!
- I'm sorry, manager! - You're not a manager!
Huh?! You've been working for 30 years and you're not a manager?!
The manager is really angry with you!
Wow, you're about to lose it!
Huh?!
After drinking "Chill Out"...
I've calmed down!
I can't take it anymore! I'm going to talk to you!
- Excuse me! - Yes?
30 years ago, when I was going back to a university nearby...
- I used to come to this convenience store a lot! - Yes?
- You've been working here since then, haven't you? - Yes.
What?!
You're putting on such high standards for yourself!
- Why?! - I saved up and bought it.
- For your part-time job? - Yes.
What?!
What's with you?!
Why?!
Why for 30 years, people who work at the same convenience store
are wearing expensive watches and perfume?!
Because there are people I like.
- People you like? - Yes.
I like customers who come every Wednesday.
But it's the first time I like someone since I was born, so I don't know what to do.
For now, I try to wear expensive watches and perfume on Wednesdays.
You have a very pure love!
- Did you talk to her? - No.
If you don't talk to her, it won't start.
Then, I'll talk to her today.
You're quick to make up your mind!
- It's her. - That woman?!
Do your best!
She must be nervous.
Drink some medicine and calm down.
Oh, I got a message!
It's 700 yen.
Here's 300 yen in return.
- I couldn't do it. - She's so cute!
She's so cute.
I think I can do it next.
- Feel free! - Chill out!
I see!
What should we do?
Now is the time for us to chill out and drink.
We need to calm down.
From these three groups,
let's see who wrote the most interesting copy.
Let's see!
All together!
Open!
Wow!
It's broken.
Wow!
It's broken!
It's getting exciting!
Wow!
But this is...
Mr. Goto...
I'll buy it.
Yes, I can't choose one.
Wow!
I've never seen such a tournament.
This is amazing!
This is also about New York.
Yes, it is.
I think I laughed the most.
The romance was funny, too.
In New York,
in the first line,
Mr. Goto grabbed the key and said, "Oh, that's the story."
I was mesmerized by it.
I see.
Who wrote the most?
The one who wrote the most was...
Mr. Kuki.
But!
The one who grabbed the key is...
Mr. Goto.
No, no, no.
It's finally King of Contest's turn.
It's true!
The second member who lost in the first round is also there.
It's a phantom story.
That's right.
Yes, I wrote it.
Now, let's begin!
INFOMER ONE GRAND PRIX.
The first champion is...
Air stairs
Air stairs will be broadcasted in our program "Core" as a commercial.
Conan and Coca-Cola will decide which story will be broadcasted.
I see.
I will be the second one if I participate in the meeting as Coca-Cola's employee.
I see.
The last one is also easy to relax.
But I don't know what you're talking about until the middle and late part of the show.
The next presenter is this person. Please come in!
Yes, I'm Shinobigawa!
I'm Shinobigawa. Nice to meet you.
This is sudden, but have you ever experienced or learned something?
Like grilling.
Yes, that's right.
Will you use it later, regardless of work?
On my way home, I buy ingredients and go home.
I have a theory about what I learned.
It's this!
I learned this at a location.
If you get attacked by a wild animal the next day, you try to shake off your anger.
It's different from cooking.
It's not as easy as cooking.
Go-shin-jutsu learned at a location.
The next day, if you get attacked by a tyrant, you should try to get out of there.
This time, the target is a member you saw at a fake go- shin-jutsu experience location.
Is it here?
Oh, you're doing it!
And we visited this Aikido dojo.
Hold it like this and say "fuh".
Aikido.
Go-shin-jutsu.
They learned go-shin-jutsu for 3 hours.
You can't do it for 3 years.
Each of them learned some techniques.
This is the end of this episode.
So, the next day...
In this warehouse studio outside of the factory in Kawasaki...
Ready, action!
I'll...save you!
The three of them filmed a fake go-shin-jutsu experience location.
On their way back...
On this deserted road...
No, no, no.
What's going on?
They get attacked by a tyrant.
So, their first target is...
Party-chan, Nobuko.
You've forgotten about me, haven't you?
By the way, this is what Nobuko learned.
Yes!
You're getting better.
Your voice was good, too.
Really? Thank you!
When she's being hugged from behind...
Crouching and slipping from the opponent's arms...
Is it really possible?
No, no, it's perfect.
Will she be able to repeat this technique she learned yesterday?
Please go straight ahead.
Go out to the right and park your car on the left.
Yes, understood!
Nobuko walks alone along a dimly lit road.
And from behind...
This is scary!
She's not doing it at all!
She's not doing it!
She did it!
Really?
She remembered!
All of a sudden!
Wait!
You're the worst!
The worst?
That's too scary!
The sky is scary!
I can't help but say you're the worst.
Is it possible?
You're correct.
I learned it!
You should apologize more properly!
Of course!
The next target is...
Ah, Shiraki!
The technique Shiraki learned...
What did Shiraki learn?
When you grab someone's arm, you use that power to throw your opponent back.
This is a difficult technique.
Could it be...
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Either way! Either way!
He did it!
You did it for now! You did it for now! You did it like this for now!
Don't pull! Push!
And the third target is...
I won't tell you! I won't tell you!
I'm sorry.
What happened?
He reached out and grabbed me like this,
and in that moment, I grabbed him like this and...
You got one!
For the opponent who grabbed your chest...
This is a high level technique!
You use your arm's joint to throw your opponent back.
I wonder how it is.
It's a slightly more difficult technique.
It's difficult!
Yes!
Wasn't it good?
It was good!
Wasn't it good?
Amazing!
By the way, this time, the target is a man,
so it's not the small stick I showed you earlier.
Let's see how strong this foreigner is.
This is impossible.
What's going on, man?
Give me some money.
Money, money.
Come on, come on.
Pay up.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Wait, wait, wait.
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
This is impossible.
Scary, scary, scary.
Scary, scary.
Hahahahaha.
This is amazing.
However, he didn't know how to do it.
The best way to do it is to believe in yourself.
I don't know what kind of system it is, but it went like this.
He is good at self-chasing and somehow managed to escape.
This is like an animal escaping.
Hahahahaha.
I got it on Wednesday.
Shut up!
There's no way you can do that.
He taught me that because he's probably a Japanese pervert.
He's not an overseas crazy guy.
So, out of the three of them, two of them were able to show off their skills.
In fact, there's one more person who learned a different kind of self-defense technique.
Oh, this is it.
It's about time.
"Get a chance".
And the person who gets a chance is...
Oh, this is it.
Self-defense technique where you defeat your opponent without touching their body.
Is this for real?
It's hard to believe.
This time, we got help from Mr. Maejima, a Japanese pervert.
You go all the way to the back of your feet.
He gave me a chance to show off his technique.
That's amazing.
How many years does it usually take for you to get this far?
Oh, no.
Maybe I've awakened.
But of course, that's not the case.
This is Ekistora, who was told to pretend to be hit by a "chance" technique.
However, Chance, who completely believed in this,
After filming, to the manager...
Mr. Hasegawa, I'm going to a flying dojo.
I might have some incredible talent.
Let's travel the world with this!
He was planning to travel the world, but...
Could it be...
How are you?
Sendai girls' pro wrestling T-shirt.
Sendai girls.
Sendai girls' pro wrestling T-shirt.
This is bad.
Where are you going?
Do you have money?
Mr. Channo, this kind of thing...
Even in his private life, he's like this.
He's fast.
Do you have it?
Hey...
Do it already!
Give it to me!
Wait a minute.
Take a rest now.
Hurry up!
He's saving energy.
He started saving energy secretly.
What's this?
Wait! Wait!
Run! Run!
Run away!
What are you doing?
He's saving energy.
What's that?
He's using breathing technique to increase energy.
Do it!
I'll do it!
He's losing energy.
What's this?
It's raining!
What's this?
It's disgusting.
Don't save me!
What's this?
This is the first episode of Shonen manga.
He's the main character.
He's waking up by himself.
What's this?
He's saving energy.
What's this?
Work properly!
He's a real hero.
He's saving money.
He's a real hero.
For some reason, he's giving away 1,000 yen each.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm going to start working as a powerful man from tomorrow.
I'm going to start fighting evil from tomorrow.
I feel like I've been raised up.
Die!
He cried after learning about the sadness of violence.
Good job!
What is this?
We have a new protagonist.
Those who have power will have responsibility.
That's right.
We have to protect them.
That's right.
That's the first episode.
I want to continue this series.
That's right.
The second episode.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Info Man.
You won the Info Man Grand Prix.
I did it!
Is it a T-shirt?
Is it real?
It's real.
Look at this.
Shibusawa 300 yen.
Is it cash?
It must have been hard.
But I don't care if you give me this.
I want to go to a southern island and drink chilled out.