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Our first presenter is this person! Please come in!
Oh my!
Thank you for coming again!
Thank you for having me!
Now, everyone, this is sudden,
but don't you think it's natural that we're recording without any restrictions?
That's right!
We're back!
If you look at the previous video, you have to wear a mask during filming.
Yes, that's right.
Naeta was here as well.
There was an acrylic.
We had to keep our distance.
But now, everyone, haven't you already forgotten about it?
That's right.
We're back.
It doesn't feel like it did back in the day, does it?
Yes, it doesn't.
Well, isn't it good?
Yes, and so, this time we have a theory about COVID-19.
COVID-19 countermeasures!
Even if there is still a busy scene, you can't avoid it!
Oh, I see!
It's true!
Last May, after getting COVID-19, there were no restrictions anymore.
Now, if we were to bring back the restrictions of back in the day,
will comedians really go all out?
It's an exquisite time, isn't it?
It's very exquisite.
What do you think, Itsuka-san?
It's an exquisite time, isn't it?
It's very exquisite.
It's like a mysterious sun visor.
It's an exquisite time, isn't it?
What do you mean, "exquisite time"?
You sound like you'd say it.
It's an exquisite time, isn't it?
What are you saying?
So, the target is...
It's common, isn't it?
It's common.
The staff is wearing masks.
Tomoshige.
Tomoshige, a mogurider who entered the dressing room with COVID-19 countermeasures.
This time, celebrities will introduce recommended foods in order.
It's a fake show of "juzutsunagi" that became popular due to COVID-19.
Recently, countermeasures against infection of "peak- ji" class that you don't see often are introduced.
What will it be like?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Oh, it's him!
That mysterious stand-by actor.
It brings back memories!
Please have a seat.
I'm scared!
Please have a seat.
About two years ago,
he didn't even pay attention to the fire extinguisher- wearing staff.
But it really was like this.
It was like this, wasn't it?
He still looks like he's been hit in the face.
I've been hit in the face a lot.
He still says "is it now?"
Before the meeting,
I signed my health insurance and disinfectant.
You did it!
I don't do it anymore!
I don't do it anymore.
Oh, you did it.
You did it.
34.2...
It's low!
Well, well, well.
If it's low, it's okay.
He's like, "Is it okay if it's low?"
I'd like a disinfectant, please.
Thank you very much.
Although there is some confusion,
Tomoshige obeys the old COVID-19 rules.
That's right. You need acrylics.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Since it's a pharmaceutical company,
if there's a COVID-19 patient on location,
there will be a lot of cases.
So, this time...
Also, since it's a foreign pharmaceutical company-owned program,
the virus is making the nervous system sharp.
If you say that, I'll agree with you.
He explains that he'll check with the sponsor at the location.
Yes, I understand.
Please give me a disinfectant.
Thank you very much.
Oh, you accepted it.
No, no, no.
Just once.
I didn't know it would be like this.
It was floating.
And there is one more target.
Oh, there is one more.
In this situation, it must have been difficult for him to do it.
He is a hamburger master with a loud voice.
His name is Jun Itoda.
He is wearing a hat.
If I wear it now, won't viewers feel uncomfortable?
Oh, they do feel uncomfortable.
With COVID-19, Jun Itoda was born.
He is wearing this strange mask.
He is wearing it for the first time in a while.
He is worried about his appearance in the open air.
This is strange.
Nice to meet you.
Jun Itoda and Nagisa Shibuya, who are close to Jun Itoda, meet and start shooting.
But it was like this, wasn't it?
No, it was really like this.
Smooth.
It's a little close, isn't it?
It's close.
This has been repeated many times at the time.
Several times.
Social distance.
Acrylic plates placed between actors and actresses.
Celebrities, self-taught foodies, and food reporters.
Hamburg steaks! Hamburg steaks!
Again, a complaint from the pharmaceutical company.
Hamburg steaks are a little big.
A gram is big.
Could you lower it a little?
It's sunflower seeds.
I'm sorry.
I have to lower it a little.
When this "forgotten era" appeared, there was a strict guideline.
Hamburger master who can't hide his confusion.
Do we have to follow it?
I'm sorry.
Four, three, two...
Celebrities, self-taught foodies, and food reporters.
Hamburg steaks!
Hamburg steaks have gotten smaller.
Hamburg steaks are medium-sized.
You don't have to say it anymore.
On the other hand, Tomoshige...
How are you, Tomoshige?
A prankster, Shinji Yamashita, was filmed.
Why? Why is that?
Is this how you use it, Shinji Yamashita?
No, where did you apply it?
A little bit of disinfectant gel is applied to all exposed skin like insect repellent.
Good evening.
Gourmet definitely has a strong curiosity.
You can't hear it, can you?
Yes, yes, there was.
I really couldn't hear it.
Gourmet...
Where is the Gourmet Reporter?
Mask, acrylic board, and leather sound
Senior Yamashita can't say a single word.
I can't hear you. I'm nervous.
Gourmet...
Gourmet loves delicious food.
Yes, leather sound is amazing.
And this is a hamburger that took 20 minutes to open.
Oh, like this.
They are on their way to their destination and a car that opened the window because of cold.
How did you feel about this hamburger?
How is it? It's a little...
I feel like I've been crushed.
Just for a hamburger.
Oh, you're good!
You're good!
I have to say it strongly that it is a one-time supply from CM Company.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Otherwise, it will be a one-time supply.
Oh, but you still feel uncomfortable.
You feel uncomfortable, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Three years ago.
You're the one who recorded it three years ago.
Yes, I am.
And they arrived at the cafe on their destination and resumed shooting.
Now, this is a hamburger that Yuji recommends.
A hamburger that Yuji recommends.
Are you looking forward to it?
It's a chain link.
Master?
Master!
I haven't changed at all
What's up?
Why are you looking at me like I'm a mixed vegetable?
Have you forgotten me?
I'm a hamburger
Hamburger
Can you hear me?
It's a little big
Is it okay if it's this big?
I'm sorry
I'm so sorry
I'm sorry
Is it okay if it's this big?
I haven't changed at all
Great
He's disinfecting it
He's doing it all over again
Master!
Hamburger master!
Do it slowly
This town hasn't changed
What's up?
Why are you looking at me like I'm a mixed vegetable?
Have you forgotten me?
I'm a hamburger
It's a little big
It's a little big hamburger
Once again, the sponsor is...
- Again? - That's it. Let's go!
- What's up? - What's up?
- Shibuya-san was talking too loud.
- Shibuya-san? - Yes, Shibuya-san.
Shibuya-san's voice was too loud.
- I'm sorry, it's about "let's go". - Let's go again?
So...
Hamburger master is standing by with mixed vegetables in his eyes.
You like it, don't you?
Master! Hamburger master!
What's up? Did you forget me? I'm the hamburger master!
- You look like you're taking it off. - Yes, I look like I'm taking it off.
- I'm glad. - You're glad?
One minute later, Tomoshige arrived at the restaurant.
- Why are you putting it on your feet? - That's not common.
Thank you for the meal.
Tomoshige-san, if it's like a wake-up prank, is it okay for you to say it?
Tonkatsu?
I can't say it.
Thank you for the meal.
Why do you say "tonkatsu" first and say "miso soup" and "wakame" first?
It's good.
- Japanese people... - He said "okay".
In order not to wake up idols, he did a food report and somehow cleared it.
- Deoki Dokki Zutoh. - However, here in Yamashita...
- Do you need anything? - This sauce has a hidden flavor.
- What is that hidden flavor? - Does it have miso in it? Miso?
- It's mango. - Mango? - Really? - Mango? - Mango.
Tomoshie didn't notice the hidden flavor of the sauce.
- It can't be helped. - Smooth.
If you can't taste it, it means you can't taste it.
- If that happens, it's like Corona. - That's a big deal.
- But if you can't taste it... - Of course you can't taste it.
- It's like Corona. - It's like a hidden flavor.
- If this happens, we can't continue filming. - That's a big deal.
- On the other hand, it's time for their meal, hamburger, to arrive in Itoda. - Wait a minute!
- Nice! There's fried egg on it! - Remote! - It's delicious! - There it is! - There it is! - Please say it, master! - There it is! - Then... - There it is! - Itadakibaagu! - Itadakibaagu... - This food is... - Oh, no! It froze! - Oh, it happens a lot! - Then, here... - Don't eat it! - There is a problem with the screen freezing. - Oh, it happened a lot! - There it is! - With this... - Hmm! - Well, it's delicious!
- There's no one to talk to, and it's a solo meal report. - This is tough! - There's an egg on it! - Oh, no! - There it is! - Nagi-chan! - Did you change your smartphone? - While it was freezing... - The ashtray melted! - Someone say it! - Can I eat it? - I missed it! - Of course! Go ahead! - Excuse me! I'll eat it! - The ashtray melted! - It's delicious! - The ashtray was on it! - I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
- This is another sudden recovery from the usual freezing. - This is...
Shibuya, which had decided to eat alone in the meantime, is trying to drink words.
It has nothing to do with COVID-19!
- And again, in the trouble of the screen, the shooting is over. - I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
I'm hungry!
- Oh! - I'm hungry!
- I'm eating alone! - Your cheeks are surrounded!
- My cheeks are surrounded! - Your cheeks are surrounded!
- What are you doing? - Nothing.
- Hamburger only shooting. - Hamburger only?
- What do you mean? - I've never heard of it.
- I want to hear it, too. - But...
- I'll lip sync, so if you're blind, you can speak up.
- I'll ask you for a hamburger. - Is it a secret?
- It's a secret. - Have you ever done it before?
- I've never heard of it. - Why didn't you say it?
- Because it's a one-time offer. - One-time offer...
- It's a little too much, but... - Tomo Shigei finished his shooting with Yamashita.
- It's been a while since you had a PCR test, hasn't it? - PCR test...
- I did it! - I did it!
In order to eliminate the suspicion of a taste disorder, he took a large amount of medicine and went home that day.
A few days later, at the fake program meeting, the director called out to Shige, "One last trick."
It's easier to understand if you look at it on your cell phone or something like that, isn't it?
Excuse me for a moment, I'll get my computer.
Excuse me for a moment.
At the timing of the director's departure...
Hello?
Hello, thank you for your hard work.
Yes, thank you for your hard work.
A few days ago, you took a PCR test at Jujutsu Kaisen, didn't you?
Oh, Jujutsu Kaisen...
I haven't said it at all.
As a result, Shige was negative, but Yamashita became positive.
Positive?
Yes.
I see.
If that happens, there is a possibility that you will have a bit of a strong contact.
No, no, I'll say it's normal.
And for a week...
A week?
You had to stay in a hotel for a week.
You're so energetic.
Staying in a hotel...
Manager-san, you're laughing, aren't you?
You're laughing, aren't you?
This is not it.
Tomoshige, who went straight to the hotel, told Shige a story.
You had a strong contact.
What are you doing?
Where are you going?
Hotel Santa Agatha.
You didn't have it even when you were energetic, did you?
What are you talking about?
You said it, didn't you?
You had a strong contact.
What's with that outfit?
It's because of COVID-19.
You had a strong contact.
Can I take it off?
You didn't wear it like this.
Can I take it off?
It's bad, isn't it?
What happened?
Did you miss it?
I didn't notice it.
What about Nagisa-chan smoking?
It doesn't matter.
She missed it, too.
It doesn't matter.
She missed it.
At that time, I didn't know if I had to do this much.
There was a time when you had to wear a mask when you talked.
There was.
It's hot.
It's not hot anymore.
That era was normal.
She overcame a great era.
And from now on, they will do a prank to prevent COVID-19.
The target is...
Hello, I'm CHAN-SO-SHIRO.
I'm HASHI-YAPPI.
They are familiar with flashy pranks and get along well even in private.
Hand washing is good.
It's hard.
But they don't want anyone to do it.
This time, they will investigate a local restaurant that they don't know about.
What is this peaceful fake gourmet program?
They will do a food report in a closed village with a setting that only this bridge can cross.
There is an explanation for entering the village.
Excuse me, you two.
We're going to the village where the location is located.
Until now, not a single person has been infected with corona.
That's right.
Not a single one?
Not a single one.
Is it perfect?
The villagers are quite cautious.
That's right.
They said, "Don't come from Tokyo."
That's right.
They say you can only enter the village up to Nimie.
What about you, Kamil?
We can only enter up to here.
That's ridiculous!
So, the day before, another staff member entered the village.
I see.
They already checked it and it's clear.
I see.
Is that so?
The staff entered the village first without knowing the meaning of it.
Where will the boat land?
However, they don't doubt it.
They immediately head for the bridge.
Then...
There is something.
Konohashi Corona
One, three.
Konohashi Corona
What does it mean?
What is this?
Hashi
It's a bridge.
Hashi Corona
Can we cross it?
I see.
Corona people say you can't cross it from now on.
However, no one noticed anything.
Wait. Let me cross it first.
It's beautiful.
It's nice.
What is this?
There is something.
Don't put corona
The bridge is repaired and the gate where you can see the strange corona is created
Don't you doubt it?
It's very well done
Let's do it
There is a mask too
But they don't feel uncomfortable and go inside the gate
Staff, you are there
Corona measures are
Excuse me, I'm Hashiappi
I'm Chansoshido
Nice to meet you
And they get in touch with this corona self-government candidate
It's normal
We will disinfect you for those who came in from outside the village
Can you move to the pharmacy?
Since you are a local, you don't have to wear a mask, right?
That's right
It is not allowed for villagers to leave the village
Virus measures are always monitored by five people in one group, so masks are not required
It's too dangerous
For that reason, they were told that they are taking a strict response from the inside
By the way, have you ever been infected with corona?
Is it dangerous?
Should I say it?
Scary, scary, scary
I changed my mind
Scary, scary, very scary
I was told that I might have been infected
Maybe I might have been infected
I'm not wearing a mask
Don't do it
Your face is scary
Don't do it, don't do it with your lips
Stop it, stop it
Please don't take off your mask
Please be careful
It's dangerous
Blocked by an iron wall of corona defense, they can't even talk to each other
They arrived at a village pharmacy with a disinfection facility
What about the liar pool?
It's scary
This is the inspection center
Please do a thorough inspection
Thank you
First of all, you two will wash your hands
It's frustrating
You will check each other's hands
While one of you is washing your hands, the other one will check your hands
If you are washing your hands properly, you can wash your hands
Please do a thorough inspection
The inspection system is scary
Please do it loudly
I think people around you are worried about you
Please do it loudly and wash your hands
Got it
Is it okay to do it loudly?
For some reason, the secret person doesn't care about it
Why is that?
Please do a thorough inspection
He's staring at me
He's staring at me while I'm washing my hands
Wait a minute
First of all, as you said, make sure with your eyes.
And then...
Wash your hands!
Your voice is too small. Please speak with a louder voice.
Wash your hands!
I'm scared!
What is this?
Wash your hands!
I'm scared of this.
Nice to meet you.
After multiple checks, the first wash is finally complete.
It's a black metal jacket.
Next, please.
More.
Please wash your hands.
Wash your hands!
I'm scared of this.
He's completely accepting it.
He's very serious.
Please wash your nostrils.
So, this is also a mutual washing of the nostrils.
Please look at each other.
I don't like this.
One, two...
You can say it yourself.
Wash your nostrils!
It's flying everywhere.
And finally, a full-body disinfection.
A full-body disinfection?
With a black metal jacket, the two people who were forced to wear it...
I'm scared of this.
He's very accepting of it.
For this disinfection area, please use it only for the number of years.
First of all, please.
Why only for the number of years?
What is that?
Use it only for the number of years.
It's strange.
For disinfection that uses iron elements...
You don't need it, do you?
Happy Hashi! I'm 29 years old!
29 seconds.
Here I go!
One...
Two...
Three...
I can't count this either.
Four...
Five...
Six...
Twenty-seven...
Twenty-eight...
Twenty-nine...
Okay!
Give me a chance. I'm 49 years old.
It's been a long time, 49 seconds.
After counting each other's number of years...
Five...
Disinfection is good!
Happy Hashi is also saying "iron elements".
Disinfection of Zero Corona Village is complete.
It was thought that the filming would finally resume, but...
This is a first-time mask for those who came from outside.
What is this?
What was handed over was...
What used to be a popular test in Europe...
What is that?
The village improved this unique mask on its own.
This shape reduces the amount of gold emitted from outside.
There was knowledge behind it.
It's not something to be proud of.
It's a good design.
These two people accepted this strange mask with their own interpretation.
They are honest people.
Okay, Mr. Techa, let's go.
Shall we go?
The second destination is...
With a visual that makes you want to eat in the house...
The local food interrogation filming starts.
Hello.
Excuse me.
I'm a gamer.
My name is Happy Hashi.
Nice to meet you.
Villagers who are not interested in interrogation filming...
Are careful of injured people.
Well, well, well...
Is it true?
It's definitely true.
It's really important.
There were a lot of masks behind me.
They lined up like sun-dried fish.
It's true.
It's amazing.
It's true.
It's definitely true.
However...
After asking for some recommendations...
They arrived at that restaurant.
Is it okay to eat there?
Excuse me.
Yes?
Excuse me.
Well...
Give me a chance.
My name is Happy Hashi.
What is it?
And...
The owner of this gas mask has no doubt about it.
What is it?
The comedian with a pest mask...
Begins the interview.
The comedian with a pest mask?
I've never heard of it.
Excuse me.
Give me a chance.
I'm scared.
Excuse me.
What kind of shop is it?
The owner of the shop...
Is wearing a gas mask.
It's amazing.
It's cool.
It's cooler than other restaurants.
Is that so?
That's right.
You have more opportunities to meet outsiders.
Thank you for waiting.
I'm scared.
I'm being carried.
It looks delicious.
Please enjoy it.
What do you do when you eat it?
When you eat it...
You eat it, right?
Are you okay?
With that said...
The comedian with a improved pest mask...
Begins the interview.
That's right.
It's easier for you to eat if you open both of them.
You already took it off.
That's a real word of mouth.
That's how a comedian feels.
No, no, no.
- What's wrong? - Huh? What's wrong?
- It's good! It's good! - Huh?
Akihiko-san, you have to close this.
Hushy Husky is leading the way!
It's so good, even though it doesn't look like it.
- It's so good... - Yeah.
It's good!
Next, Hushy tries the soba.
Can you eat soba?
Soba and beak go well together.
Wait a minute. I don't know how to eat this.
Excuse me, can you lower your tongue and eat it?
- What kind of combination is this? - It's today's work!
- It's so good! It's so good! - It's so good! It's so good!
- Close it! - Close it! Close it!
Wow! The flavor of the soba is amazing!
Don't say things like that!
And finally, he washes the plate he ate and the gourmet location is over.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
We've come this far. What are we going to do?
And so, the two of them head to the waiting room that was in the back of the store.
- They're really strange people. - Yeah, they really are.
They're really strange people!
You're eating it yourself!
- You're eating the pesto. - Because of COVID-19 and stuff like that...
- I hate it. - But it's gotten a lot better, hasn't it?
Well, well! But you want a perfect match, don't you?
- I see. - You're calling it "perfect match."
- You want a perfect match, don't you? - It's like you don't want it to come out.
Even with these crazy and over-the-top measures against COVID-19,
- there's nothing to doubt about the two of them. - Wow, that's amazing!
- Here's a little bonus element. - What is it?
In this village, there is one more thing that does not exist with corona.
- Corona does not exist? - Yes, corona does not exist and there is one more thing that does not exist.
- I'm scared, what is it? - That is...
- Insects. - Insects?
- Insects are those that live in your buttocks, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Insects that were tested when you were a child. - They're not there anymore, right?
- They don't work anymore, right? - It's going to be a big deal.
- Right. - Are you going to do an insect test now?
- I'm very sorry, but... - I don't have much confidence in myself.
- Why don't you have confidence in yourself? - I don't know why he judged himself wrong, but...
- Why don't you have confidence in yourself? - I feel a little possibility of infection.
- In this test sheet... - Wow, it's nostalgic!
- There was an infectious disease infection test. - It's not there anymore, is it?
- And of course... - You can do it together.
- Why are you doing that? - I think you're looking at the board over there.
- As expected of the suspect. - As expected of the gangster.
- Yes, this is the test board that has been around for a while. - This board?
- It's good! - No, no...
- It's good! - Why do you say that?
- It's good! - No, no...
- You have to put it on your thighs. - What do you mean?
- It's bad for your buttocks. - No!
- It's bad for you. - No!
- Why do you say that? - It's bad for you.
- You don't like it? - No, I don't like it.
- As an example, HASHI pushes the sheet against his thighs for as many years as possible. - It's bad for you!
- I like thighs. - Okay, please take it off.
- No, no.
- Please check it. - What are you doing?
- Anus is fine! - Anus is fine!
- That's not good. - Anus is not good.
- Chance, you have 49 seconds. - 49 seconds is too long.
- No, it's not good.
Something warm is coming out.
- Don't take it out! Don't take it out! - It's not coming out.
- It's coming out a little. - Don't take it out!
- Why is it coming out?
- It's coming out a little.
Although there were some problems, the collection was safely completed.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you.
- Thank you for waiting. - Thank you.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Did I say it?
- No, you didn't say it. - What did you say?
- Are you a home run?
We don't know what they thought they said,
but they have one last request from the village here.
I'd like you to cooperate with me one last time.
This is also part of the prevention of Corona,
but I'd like you to do the ritual of curing illness that is originally transmitted to the village.
- If you've come this far, you should do it all. - They'll do it.
So...
From now on, we will perform the ritual of wishing for the virus to disperse without illness.
And the ritual begins.
Now, please chant "no disease, quick disease, virus disband" as many times as you want.
No disease, quick disease, virus disband...
You're just talking nonsense, Mr. Chance.
No disease, quick disease, virus disband...
And...
- It's gone. - It's gone.
- Why? - It's gone.
What's going on?
The underwear with the highest possibility of being infected with COVID-19 is placed in the tree.
The ceremony is over.
I'm sorry, but could you do the last checkup to see if it's terminal or normal?
And finally...
You're doing weird things again.
Watch it!
I know!
He puts on a mask that makes a loud noise and checks his sense of smell.
- Can I do the last checkup? - The number...
- The number of years... - The number is the only thing that's certain.
- I don't know. - It's not just the number.
- You're doing great! - Thank you!
- I'm crying so much. - Is this okay?
I'm crying so much.
When they found out that it was COVID-19, they told a joke.
Please tell us a joke.
What kind of way of telling a joke is that?
It's not like that anymore.
- It's 49 inches. - It's not like that anymore.
It's not like that anymore.
- Did you notice? - It's just the beginning of winter.
- That's right. - See?
Do you know the theory?
Did you think it was COVID-19 in the end?
Because of the smell.
Because of the shortness of breath.
Did you think it was COVID-19 in the end?
What are you talking about?
The virus disbanded.
That's amazing.
How was it?
Not only COVID-19, but also the number of years.
The number of years.
They are in business.
Two men of that age are showing off their butts.
And they say, "It's good."
You don't have to say it in such a good voice.
It's good or bad, it doesn't matter.
The next presenter is this person.
Please come in.
Yes, good morning.
Good morning.
Have you ever lied?
What kind of question is that?
That's a lot of questions.
I'm sure you have.
When you were little, you were told not to lie.
But as you grow up, sometimes it's easier to lie.
Sometimes you lie because you think it's good.
But today we have a theory about lies.
Here it is.
There is a theory that people who lie now exist well.
By the way, is there anything that people lie about now?
Things that people lie about now?
There are small things like that.
Like what?
You're laughing at me, aren't you?
I'm not laughing at you.
What is it?
A small lie is...
You look weird.
No, no, no. It happens sometimes.
Sometimes?
Sometimes you say "it's getting late" or "I'm going to a friend's dinner" but you don't say it.
You can make that face, Hamada-san.
When a variety show comes out, it's not funny at all, but people clap their hands and laugh because of it.
That's not a lie!
Whether it's good or bad, it's not funny, but viewers appeal to us whether it's funny or not. That's a lie!
We verify the existence of people who lie about their current faith.
Is there a lie about your current faith?
Actually, I smoke, and I hide it from my wife.
I've been hiding it since we started dating.
I try not to smoke outside of work.
Ma'am, I hate cigarettes because of their smell.
I thought she'd be disappointed if I said that.
So I got married without telling her I smoke.
Are you going to quit smoking?
If she tells me to quit, I'll quit, but it might be a lie again.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a manga artist. I've been drawing gag manga for a while now.
It's only been a little while ago, but I've done a serialized work for "Weekly Shonen Jump".
It's a manga called "Mitama Security".
This man has a lie because he's a gag manga artist.
He's a manga artist for a kindergarten teacher who has children go to.
But he doesn't say his pen name.
I used to be a main character in "Luftsu-kyo".
I was always in the front row.
I was embarrassed to be in front of people who thought I was in a manga like this.
So I've been hiding it.
I'm going to get a haircut for my mom.
I lied about quitting my job and working at night.
I drank with my uncles and talked with them.
I didn't want them to worry about me.
As a parent who might want you to say this...
I've been away for a long time.
I lied not to make you worry about me.
I didn't tell my husband what I was doing.
It's been over 10 years.
- You didn't know? - You didn't know?
I didn't know.
- Definitely? - Definitely.
- I didn't know at all. - I see.
It was the worst feeling.
- But I missed the right timing. - That's amazing.
- I'm not worried at all. - I feel like I'm fine now.
My family is strict.
I'm Korean.
My girlfriend and everyone else have to be Korean.
It's an old-fashioned way of saying "I'm sorry".
It's pretty strict.
But I kept quiet and went out with two people.
- You don't say that. - I don't say that.
- You've only been to Korea once. - Yes, only once.
This is about when I was a student.
On my birthday, Motokano and I talked about meeting up and hanging out.
On my birthday, I went to a guerilla event that I've been interested in for a long time, and they had really cheap sales.
I really wanted to go, but I lied about studying for exams and went to line up in the morning.
40 minutes and 13,000 yen became 4,000 yen.
This can't be helped.
Can't be helped?
I wonder if it can't be helped.
So I wanted to study for exams and catch up in the end, so I went to hang out in the morning and went to line up in the morning.
Can I ask you for your name?
I'm Kimeta, a 12-year-old magical girl who came from a famous royal family.
How do you feel about finding a flashy liar from your family?
No, no, it's not flashy.
Is there a lie you're following right now?
I've never lied before.
Oh, I see.
No, not now.
I see.
Can I ask you what you do for a living?
I'm a security guard.
I used to be a security guard.
What?
I used to be a security guard.
Next, this woman is...
I'm curious about that person.
When I was living alone, I got a tattoo on my shoulder with glue, and there's a pretty big one in both shoulders.
Oh, it's pretty big.
I just got back to my parents' house, but I haven't told my parents yet, and I'm trying hard to hide it when I'm showing my shoulders.
When you graduate high school, you'll have a lot of freedom, won't you?
I'm like, "It'd be cool if I put it in."
I really put it in like that.
You won't be found out.
I'm trying hard to keep it a secret from my parents because I'm afraid I'll get in trouble if I'm found out.
I see.
I'm not very good at writing.
I used to get a silver award for drawing for three years.
When I was in middle school.
I got it all written by my brother and got a silver award.
I think I was a girl who was good at drawing.
I guess you could say that.
I'm just kidding.
I'm sorry.
I've been a high school student since high school, and I haven't told my parents about it yet.
I had a really cute girlfriend at the time.
I got a lot of things from my parents.
Actually, it's a rental girlfriend.
She's not my real girlfriend.
Was she a rental girlfriend at the time?
Yes, she was a rental girlfriend.
I've never had a girlfriend before.
That's disgusting.
You were eyeing her, weren't you?
I wanted to eye her.
You can have a girlfriend around you.
I wanted to eye her, too.
I was renting her with the money I made from my part-time job.
That's amazing.
That's crazy.
Did you work part-time all this time?
Yes, that's why I was working part-time.
That's crazy.
There were a lot of lies in this survey.
What was the biggest lie?
I like girls and I like lesbians more than girls.
I was surprised.
You didn't know?
I didn't know.
You didn't know?
I didn't tell anyone.
Lies about lesbians.
Or secrets.
I've had a lot of girls since I was in middle school.
This may be broadcasted, but is it okay?
It's okay.
However, it seems that it is still difficult for her to come out.
This man who works in Shinjuku 2-chome.
I'm doing this in secret to my family.
I see.
How long have you been hiding it?
Hiding it?
Yes, I think it's been 60 years.
I've been careful not to say it out loud.
In addition, this man in his 70s.
The lie I'm telling you is that I'm gay.
It's pretty open now.
But at that time, I couldn't say it anymore.
I see.
He's had a lot of narrow-minded thoughts.
When he found out that he was gay in his teens.
I remember being beaten up and dyed red.
In the world, people still treat people like this as perverts.
That's why I couldn't complain about it.
Even now, I can't remember it.
I'm getting sad.
There are also sad lies that couldn't be helped.
I thought it would be a funny kind of VTR, but it's an academic one that makes you think a little.
It's a sexual story. It's not something you can say for a long time about gender.
But it's okay for us, right?
On the contrary, we were able to put it in because of this program.
That might be good.
So it might be a nice project for the first time.
This program happens once in a while, doesn't it?
I want to do something like Takahashi-kun, too!
Don't you have anything in common?
It's okay!
Don't you have anything in common?
Don't make me think, viewers!
That's not what this program is about!