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Thank you for coming on this Wednesday.
Let's go.
Today's presenters are these people.
Please come in.
Hi, I'm Takahashi Onoge.
Thank you for coming.
Now that we're all here, let's look forward to it.
Once in half a year.
"Everyone's Seppu Special".
Everyone's Seppu.
Seppu is a man, a TV hero of Wednesdays.
Even if I go back, I can't do that, can't do that.
Wednesday downtown.
Well, I'll go first.
Yes, please go ahead.
First of all, here is the theory I chose.
While Kuro-chan was sleeping, she was hung from the ceiling and when she woke up, she was looking down at the gym in her bed and thought she was dead.
No way, this can't be.
I know, but...
No, no, no, no...
The moment she woke up because of the ceiling hanging her...
She didn't wake up when she was hanging!
No, no, she doesn't wake up.
No, she doesn't wake up. She can go.
That's amazing.
I've done a lot of theories, but I've only seen it once. She doesn't wake up.
Yeah, you're right.
I think she can go as far as hanging the ceiling.
And when you hang it up and look at yourself in the mirror, you might think you're dead.
Can you really understand that you're dead?
Isn't it amazing? Your head spins so fast.
- You're dead! - No, no.
If your head spins fast, you won't be hanged up while you're asleep.
Kuro-chan.
While she's asleep, she's hung up on the ceiling.
The moment she wakes up, she sees herself in the bed and looks at herself in the mirror.
We'll verify if you think you're dead or not.
So first of all...
You're at your friend's house, right?
From Kuro-chan's house while she's asleep...
- Why are you really hanging it up? - We'll withdraw all of our luggage in the bedroom.
- Then, they'll be transported to TBS. - I see.
- Huh? - Huh?
- They'll be placed on the studio floor. - What does that mean?
- In a room of the same size as their bedroom... - Wow!
- They'll place their luggage... - Wow!
- And recreate Kuro-chan's bedroom. - Wow! It's a real house!
- Even the dust is done properly. - And...
- While lying down from the ceiling... - Oh, they're hanging it up again.
- Their standby is complete. - I wonder how it'll be.
- I wonder if they're used to being hung up on. - That's right.
- That's right. They were hung up on before. - Meanwhile, Kuro-chan...
- Cheers! - Cheers!
- They're drinking at their good friend Kikuchi's birthday party. - When will you kill me?!
- But, of course, the two participants... - What kind of conversation is this?!
- It's a parody. - It's a parody.
- It's an old-fashioned story. - It's an old-fashioned story.
- According to the story, they'll make Kuro-chan sleep in until she wakes up. - It's good that we can enjoy ourselves like this.
- It's not like it's 10 million yen, right? It's higher than 10 million yen, right? - No, it's not like that.
- About 80 million yen? - It's not that much!
- What?! - It's gone up by 100 million yen!
- Wow! - It's a big number!
- It's big news all of a sudden! - Really?! - It's gone up!
- It's gone up?! - It's gone up!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- To celebrate their 100 million yen breakthrough, Kuro-chan drinks a lot of Japanese sake.
- 100 million yen is not easy. - I don't have to do anything.
- That's right. - I just take a walk and take a picture in the park.
Then I drink a lot of Japanese sake and laugh.
- You're crazy! - No, that dream is...
- It's a dream! - It's definitely a dream!
You're the strongest, Kuro-chan!
Instead of that, sometimes you get hung from the ceiling.
- I'm getting drunk! - You're not getting drunk!
Instead of getting hung from the ceiling, he keeps drinking.
- I'm getting drunk! - You're getting drunk!
- And finally...
- Are you going to cry? - I don't have any complaints.
- You can lie down. - This is bad.
- I'm going to the bathroom. - Wow!
Please wait for me.
- At 1.30 am... - I'm completely drunk.
- He fell asleep. - I fell asleep.
- Wow, you always drink like this. - You're crazy!
- You've only done it once in years. - That's right.
- You're crazy! - So, this is where it gets serious.
As usual, he wears an eye mask and a noise-canceling headphone.
- Can you wake up like this? - Of course!
When he gets out of the store to make sure he doesn't wake up...
- That's amazing! - Really?
...the car shakes for 10 minutes.
- The top of the tank must be cold. - It's shaking.
- He's snoring. - He's not sleeping at all.
- Are you serious? - He arrives at the TBS.
- I've only been drinking. - You can store drugs, right?
And the biggest obstacle this time...
- It's here, right? - Yes.
- No, no, no. Isn't it too much? - No, no, no.
- Get up, get up. - This is it!
- Too much, too much, too much! - When he succeeds in his meat-eating-style return...
- No, no, no. - It's a tuna! - Get up!
- The rest is fixed with wood... - No, no, no.
- At once, the ceiling height... - Oh, it's too high!
- You haven't been shot at or anything, have you? - No, no, no.
- You haven't been shot at or anything, have you? - Can you kill me just by hanging me up?
- You haven't been shot at or anything, have you? - In this way, his stand-by is complete.
- You're drinking the sake we know of! - That being said...
- He's wearing this show-specific Kuro-chan mask... - How much do you weigh?
- He's about the same height and weight as the real man... - He's wearing a tie-knot.
- Under Kuro-chan's eyes... - Oh, I'm scared!
- The rest is just waiting for him to wake up. - I'm scared!
- Isn't he going to get hit? - He's sleeping a lot.
For two hours, he's been sleeping like a log.
- Sleeping like a log! - Finally...
- Oh, he's here! He's here! - He's late!
- Oh, he saw me! He saw me! He saw me! - He saw me!
- He wakes up... - I've never seen that face before!
- Due to his strange swelling... - His swelling is crazy!
- He's moving away from his mask that looked exactly like a log...
- Huh? Huh?
- Do humans have such swollen faces?
- Due to the remaining alcohol, Kuro-chan still can't grasp the situation.
- What's with his face? - He looks like a completely different person!
- And... - His forehead is amazing!
- Three minutes have passed. - Three minutes? That's a long time!
- Then...
- Huh?
- Three minutes have passed. - Three minutes? That's a long time!
- Where am I? - He finally understands the situation.
- But it takes a lot of time. - Huh?
- I... - Huh?
- What's going on?
- He still can't catch up. - Wait! Come back!
- Oh, I knew it. - Come back!
- I thought you were separated. - Agito! Agito!
- Agito! - Oh, he's dead.
- I'm... I'm dead! What's going on?! Me?! - I'm afraid he'll open his eyes.
- He's saying "me." - Come back! Come back!
- What's going on?! - Wow!
- Huh?! - It's like in a dream.
- I'm dead?! - He said it clearly!
- Wow! - I'll earn a lot of money!
- As expected of a man who lives up to expectations. - I can't do this!
- He thought he was dead for sure. - I knew it!
- I'm dead?! - And...
- Huh? Are you okay? - Agito!
(Snoring)
Hey, stop it!
Lower your lower more!
Lower more!
Hey, hey!
(Snoring)
- No, no! I'm up! - Oh my gosh!
- I'm up! - I can't stand it anymore!
Hey!
(Laughter)
And thus,
- Ladies and gentlemen... - I'm up!
- Amazing, Agito! - Hey, Agito!
You're waking up, aren't you?
I'm back.
[Laughter]
I've never seen that on TV.
I've never seen that.
I've seen it sometimes.
But I've never seen it in cold water.
[Laughter]
It was made of salmon.
Look, this is black giant.
That's an oak player, Naruma.
It was more than I imagined.
There was another dead one.
I forgot what it was called.
It was too strong.
I thought it was dead.
I was drunk and I was nervous.
I was more into it.
It was good, wasn't it?
It was different for the one below.
[Laughter]
Is that what you're going to do?
Please increase your gala.
I'm not asking you.
Everyone's theory chosen by Kotouge.
The next one is...
When you put in your credit card number in the cash register,
the clerk turns his head away.
When you turn your head back,
if you make a weird face,
people will laugh at you because you're too tired.
What is that?
This time, the owner cooperated with us at this grocery store.
Good morning.
We tested it on a part-time clerk, Kobayashi-san, who we didn't know anything about.
It's simple.
And the customer who made a weird face is...
Who is it?
This extra woman.
She's cute.
Someone you know is pranking someone you don't know.
You're right.
So, let's get started.
Excuse me.
I'm scared.
You're right.
It depends on your weird face, too.
This is 30 yen.
Would you like to pay with this?
Yes, I'd like to pay with a credit card.
Please press the "delete" button next to it.
Okay.
She's nice.
She's good at it.
Thank you for calling me.
She laughed.
Thank you for calling me.
I'm glad you laughed at me.
She was a little sick.
Thank you for calling me.
She laughed.
Don't laugh at me.
Everyone's theory chosen by Kotobu.
Next.
It's a secret theory of "throwing" from people who pissed on Jomon people at museum.
What do you mean?
This time, at Toro Museum in Shizuoka Prefecture,
Kitazawa of Robinson's will exhibit the most primitive person in the entertainment world.
It's not that kind of genre.
He will exhibit and verify these Jomon people.
Hello! This is "Tsukishima Pan".
I'm not here.
Museum!
I'm not here!
Don't say that.
There's more.
I don't know about that.
So, let's get started.
You're not nice.
Do you think I'm that kind of person?
You're so mean.
He visited museum in a fake show.
I'm not interested in him.
I don't like him.
And...
This is...
It looks real.
It's amazing.
I don't know about this.
It's scary, isn't it?
He's crazy.
What are you doing?
What?
Don't worry.
What?
- Water gun. - No, no, no.
It's not water gun.
What is this?
Can you do it for me?
- Can you do it for me? - Can you do it for me?
By the way,
this is Jomon Jinyaku.
Oh!
Sorry, I didn't notice it.
It's like a lightning strike.
No, no, no.
One, two, three, four!
- Let's move on. - I'm still not used to it.
"Backing up" in the song "Track".
No matter how the phrase changes,
no one will notice it.
Can you do it for me?
This time,
at this parking lot,
while waiting for a fake show,
backing up
will gradually change.
Let's verify it.
How will it change?
The target is...
- I think it will change.
Nextland, Iguchi...
- I'm the type of person who notices small details. - That's why...
It's really cold.
While discussing with the staff,
while discussing with the staff,
verification starts.
I'm okay now.
My eyes...
My eyes hurt a little.
It looks like you're going to notice.
If I use eye drops, I'll be fine.
Once a day.
Your Japanese has improved a lot recently.
It's improved a lot.
It looks like you're going to notice.
But I don't think you'll notice.
We're talking, so you won't know.
People around you have changed a lot recently.
You've changed a lot.
I don't notice anything.
It looks like you're going to notice.
My eyes hurt a little.
Are you sensitive to hairs?
You don't notice at all.
Me?
I don't think about it.
[Laughter]
What are you talking about?
She said nothing.
She didn't notice it at all.
Is it because we are talking?
She didn't notice it.
[Laughter]
She didn't notice it.
[Laughter]
She didn't notice it.
[Phone ringing]
One! Two! Three! Go!
[Laughter]
Tomorrow's too-small-pick-up even for simple titans cannot complain the theory.
It became a giant's people!
I don't know much about players, but I'm looking forward to it!
I'm looking forward to it, too!
I watched "Baystars" today! I'm hooked!
Oh, you like baseball!
I'm a giant's fan, so I'm going to love it!
She seems to misunderstand that she is a giant of baseball.
It's a real exchange.
And...
It seems that a foreign skater will come, too!
There is no concept of "skating".
I'm a giant of baseball, so I'm going to love it!
There is no concept of "skating".
Isn't she here yet?
She hasn't come yet.
I wonder if she is here.
First of all, a woman arrives at the store.
It's a room like "Raccoon Con".
Isn't it a winning team?
Oh, it seems like they arrived.
Oh, it's true.
Are you ready?
What are you going to do?
Do you want me to check it out?
No, I don't want it.
What will happen?
Oh, I'm getting excited!
Excuse me.
She is big.
Hello.
I didn't know there was a skater like her.
Hello. I'm Fujimoto.
Aren't you mistaken for a giant skater?
I think you are a brave skater.
You are big.
Hello.
He is a basketball player.
You are big.
You are really big.
What are you doing?
Hello.
Oh, you are a skater.
Skater Fujimoto.
What is this?
Skater.
Giants who are more than 2 meters tall appear.
Hello.
Looking at their faces, they look like hungry targets.
But they don't lie.
Anyway, they are giant skaters.
By the way, what do you usually do?
Well, I'm an office worker.
Oh.
Yes.
Here...
Here, they are not giant baseball players...
I see.
...but simple giants.
Giants...
I don't have any concept of giants.
I'm not a giant.
Aren't you a baseball player?
I'm not a baseball player.
Baseball...
I thought you were a giant.
Right.
Intuition.
Intuition, too.
But I think you've been like that since you joined us.
That's right.
But you look like a fool.
Me?
You look like a fool.
I see.
You look like a giant.
I see.
You look like a giant.
A giant.
But it's been an hour and a half since the meeting started.
Hi!
It's getting excited!
Hi!
Who is a giant?
A giant?
They're playing a king game.
A giant.
It's getting excited!
A giant.
A giant and a fool.
What's going on?
"Giant Gokon" is getting excited.
It's good.
It's getting excited.
I was shocked that Nadal was so easy to understand.
He was.
I think he's saying it because it's a local program in Shizuoka.
But it was embarrassing to look down.
He put his hand in his pocket.
That's right.
He was rude.
You have to believe in children.
That's enough.
I like strawberries.
I'm going to lick you, too!
The following is a theory chosen by everyone in New York.
Here is the theory we chose this time.
Students know nothing about the principal.
That's true.
Can you remember the principal's face and name now?
Can't you remember his name?
Well, if you say so, you clearly don't remember.
I remember.
What?
Of course you do.
You're going to a bad high school.
I remember.
Students verified a theory that they know nothing about the principal.
I know nothing about it.
So, we asked for your cooperation.
This is the eighth elementary school in the Musashimurayama district.
And this is the principal, Kazuhiko Maki, 63 years old.
I started going to this school in January 2014.
I've been going to this school for a long time.
So, I don't think I know anything about this school.
If you can't believe a child, you can't be a principal.
He talks about it once a week.
Here is the question.
What is the question?
It's cute.
Who is this person?
The principal.
As expected.
Then, what is the name under the name of the principal?
Even if you know what it is...
I don't know.
Then, do you know the name of the principal?
I don't know.
The name of the principal is too strong.
That's right.
Here is the question.
What is the name of the principal?
Stop it.
A-Arian Makki sensei.
I thought it was someone's name!
Arian Makki.
Fifth grade...
I don't know.
I can't say it here.
It's hard to remember a principal's name.
I don't know what to say.
I would understand it if it was a play.
You must have been shocked.
It was like a school principal would hurt you.
But just for this shoot, he's a very gentle principal.
He's a kind principal.
I think every school is like that.
That's right.
There were students who knew it.
Oh, really?
It's just that we don't know it.
Let me say it.
It's not like we didn't know it.
It's not zero.
Then let's not show it.
That's boring.
It's more interesting if we don't show it.
It's not funny.
One, two, three, four!
"Everyone's Theory" chosen by New York.
The next one is...
If a chocolate cornet fell on the beach...
Is it a story?
Of course, you'd mistake it for a rental car.
Speaking of "if"s chocolate cornet stories...
"If"s, the other day...
There was only this scene?
I found a rental car.
Okay.
I caught a rental car...
And I tried to return it to the sea!
And then...
Yes!
It was a rental car!
Yes!
It was a rental car!
This is one of the most common apologies in this show.
It's the first apology show.
So...
Here it is.
desuyo
"desuyo" apologizes for throwing garbage in the sea.
"desuyo" makes a fake apology.
What? Crab?
There's a crab, right?
"desuyo" places a small piece of chocolate on a garbage area.
It looks like a rental car.
It's delicious.
What is it?
It's pretty heavy.
There's something.
There's a shell.
Be careful.
Start with the shell in front of you.
Wow!
Next!
There it is!
What is it?
Here it is!
What is it?
You know what it is, right?
Huh?
Bread!
Bread! One, two, three!
Bread is bread!
"desuyo" apologizes for throwing garbage in the sea.
Next!
"desuyo" apologizes for throwing cheese on pasta.
In the end, they try to stop it physically.
So, this time, at this Italian restaurant...
The prankster, Arapon...
At a private meal, he called out...
To target a child.
And here is who will cut the cheese...
An 80-year-old grandma, Ekistra.
- Do you want a child? - Yes.
- Um... - Yunus.
And polonaise.
- Can you eat a lot of it? - Yes.
Then, um, shrimp ahijo.
- Sorry, I like shrimp. - Shrimp ahijo.
- Ahijo. Shrimp and... - He's laughing so hard.
Cabbage and peperoncino.
- And, to the grandma-like waiter... - Ahijo.
- He smiles without thinking. - Ahijo.
And, ten minutes after the order...
I'll go get it.
You eat first.
Even though Arapon left his seat...
Thank you for waiting.
- Thank you for waiting. - Here it is.
- Polonaise. - Thank you for waiting.
- This is small. - I'll cut the cheese for you.
- Okay. - Please tell me when you're ready.
- Okay. - This is small.
Are you a grandpa or grandma?
Please spin it.
- You have to say "stop". - Okay.
You have to say "stop".
- You have to say "stop". - It's great.
- It's perfect. - Thank you for waiting.
- He's spinning it. - You have to say "stop".
Thank you for waiting.
- It's like you're in a scary world. - Soup.
Is it soup?
I don't need it.
Yes.
- Yamamori! - That's enough.
- You said it first. - It's like shaved ice. - Ah, that's not it!
New York's chosen theory.
It continues.
- It's "back" of "truck". - Ah, there it is!
A theory that you won't notice no matter what phrase changes in flow.
Let's have her notice it next.
Her target is...
- Kasuga-san. - She's doing it!
- It's "back" of "truck". - Ah, that's right.
- Greeting? - That's right.
"Back" of "truck".
It seems like it'll be done in less than an hour.
She's so excited!
- It's "back" of "truck". - Ah, there it is!
"Back" of "truck".
Will she notice it?
"Back" of "truck".
- Ah, not yet. - Kasuga-san.
Golf?
- "Back" of "truck". - She said "back" of "truck".
- Huh? - "Back" of "truck".
She didn't even ask about the manager.
- She didn't ask about anything. - "Back" of "truck".
- She said it too early. - "Back" of "truck".
"Back" of "truck".
- This is... - "Back" of "truck".
- Huh? - I think she noticed it.
- It's "back" of "truck". - She noticed it!
- Huh? - "Back" of "truck".
"Back" of "truck".
- "Back" of "truck". - She noticed it!
- She's my junior. - "Back" of "truck".
- We're good juniors. - She noticed it!
- It looks like "back" of "truck" noticed it. - She didn't say it.
Could it be...
- Huh? - Oh!
Wait a minute.
- Huh? - What?
- Huh? - The test is over.
It's over? He didn't do anything.
Huh?
He didn't notice at all.
Beep, beep, beep. I don't really care about it.
- I don't care about it. - Oh, you don't care about it.
If you come this close, you won't know.
- You come here and it's obvious. - Oh, I see.
If Big Smoiling was still in our agency, he might have noticed.
Why?
I quit because it doesn't matter anymore.
- One, two, three, four! - It's cold.
- Everyone's theory that Big Smoiling was absent.
The last one.
He suddenly got mad and yelled at his opponent.
"I was scared," he muttered.
Even if he gets hit by a real michi-asu,
it's a theory that can't be told to the quick-witted.
- What's with you? - What's with you?
- You're out of order.
You're out of order, you stupid old woman!
Oh, he just switched it off.
You're out of order, you stupid old woman!
- There's no one who can laugh like you. - You're out of order, you stupid old woman!
You're out of order, you stupid old woman!
Seriously!
He yelled and yelled and yelled.
I was scared!
- Someone ring the bell. - It's a new classic of comedy that everyone can laugh at.
This time, it's played in Yoshimoto McHarry Ion Mall Theater.
I wonder if it's illegal or not.
The comedians you see will cooperate and make it look real.
- They're all gimmicks. - However, the role of michi-asu is...
- played by this actor, who is proud of his theater staff. - He's here, he's here.
- He's here, this guy. - And his target is...
- It looks like it's about to start. - It's about to start.
Suehiro Garizu, Mishima.
I don't like to be scolded like this.
The reason why we invited comedians today is...
The manager has been scolding us for a while now.
He scolds young people like me all the time.
I'd appreciate it if you could come 15 minutes before your turn.
They report all the complaints brought to the theater.
Mr. Nedate.
Yes?
You always say you're number one for bikes, right?
Be careful with that.
Don't eat it on your bike.
The audience is always full.
I think I have no choice but to stop there.
You're good.
Other people don't say that.
I'm not the only one who says that.
It's getting hotter and hotter.
Mr. Cosmo doesn't say anything.
Only you, Mr. Nedate.
When I stop, I stop.
But you always say it.
And finally...
Mr. Nedate's bike is...
Shut up, you old woman!
You're number one.
I don't care about anyone!
She's good.
I don't care about anyone!
I don't care about you, old woman!
Aren't you old, too?
I'm going to lick you up, too!
We're going to protect you...
Shut up! You're the one who's late!
You're hopeless!
Shut up, you old woman!
That was scary!
[Laughter]
You're too late!
[Laughter]
He was late for one night and for some reason he got up late.
[Laughter]
So he told a joke.
[Laughter]
You were terrible!
That's my joke!
[Laughter]
Karate!
Neurology!
Can you handle neurology?
No, no, no, no, no!
You can stand up, you can stand up.
You look like that.
You're too late!
When I saw you, I thought you were up.
[Laughter]
I wanted to see that!
[Laughter]
What is that?
Damn it!
What is this?
Wednesday's "down time".
Did you all think you fell down?
No, no, we all fell down, but we couldn't fall down all of a sudden.
Why do you look like that?
[Laughter]
I've never seen you like that.
So, they fell down without falling down.
[Applause]
That's all for today.
You can't keep up with that environment.
I guess you're right.
That's true.
Hasegawa-san, did you have anything you were worried about?
No, it's about Disyo-san.
As I said before, he's been changing.
It's not good.
Editing has a bad side.
[Laughter]
It's bad, isn't it?
I'm doing my best to say "pan", but it's not good.
"Pan", "span" like this.
[Laughter]
It may have come out later.
"Span", "span", like this.
That's the best one.
That wasn't the fake one?
That's the fake one.
That one was helpful.
It was helpful.
Then, it was good editing.
I'm sorry.
Then, it was me.
Next, we will tell you the theory chosen by Takahashi.
Finally, I will tell you.
Suddenly, what is your favorite fruit?
Fruit?
I like peaches.
Apples.
Oranges.
Shine Muscat.
How about you, Hamada-san?
I like pears.
Now you know that my theory will be proven.
What is it?
The theory I chose is...
The theory that your favorite fruit is persimmons.
I think persimmons exist.
You like persimmons, don't you?
Yes, we like persimmons.
There is no one in the world who ranks first in persimmons.
There is no such thing.
You are exaggerating.
But I like persimmons a lot.
Even if you don't have teeth, you can eat persimmons.
Don't you have teeth?
I don't have strong teeth.
But I think she is saying that persimmons don't rank first in persimmons.
Do you think so?
"Favorite fruit", "First place", "Ostrich", etc.
What is "favorite fruit", "first place"?
Isn't it a one-challenge?
Strawberry.
It's the same.
I'm surprised.
What is your favorite fruit?
My favorite fruit...
Is it an ostrich?
Wow!
He's in his 20s!
Wow!
It's an ostrich!
Wow!
It's an ostrich!
Wow!
Why do you like ostriches?
I like their legs and their texture.
I like ostriches the best when they're hard.
Do you like them hard?
When they're hard...
Finally, he decided to go and ask the ostrich farmer, but...
It's too high up.
He discovered it with his second pair of eyes.
No way!
By the way, here is the ranking of "favorite fruit" asked by a total of 100 people.
"First place" was "strawberry".
No, no, no!
Amazing!
Every time he extends his V-shape, he gets Best Theme for "Briellie".
That's true!
When he said "desuyo", he said "pan" instead of "zudon".
That's "kaki" instead of "zudon", isn't it?
"Zudon" is fine, isn't it?
But everyone was like "what!?"
I said that, but...
You didn't say it in your twenties, did you?
I thought I wouldn't say it.
Takahashi chose "everyone's theory".
The next one is...
He got a gift from an old woman who was dressing up.
No, no, no!
Hey!
So, his target is...
I'm Ota from "Jungle Pocket".
I'm Hira Fukada.
I'm an experienced judo player.
High school judo Aichi prefecture champion, Ota of "Jungle Pocket".
You have a strong face in high school.
This time, he's doing a fake "townscape shooting" in Asakusa.
I'm doing it properly.
This old woman, who was a clerk at a kimono store,
said "ukuri eri jime" to him.
By the way, this man...
He won second place in "Masters" nationwide.
He's an experienced judo player.
His past is his past.
He's 77 years old.
It's totally different when you wear the same clothes.
Previously...
He got a gift from an old woman who was dressing up.
Even now...
He stole a tampon from three people.
What are you doing?
Could it be...
Turn your body a little more.
Okay.
Spread your arms.
Okay.
Turn your body a little more.
You're amazing.
Feel it! Feel it!
He's coming! He's coming! He's coming!
Fall! Fall!
That was close!
Give it back! Give it back!
Give it back, O-taro!
He's strong! He's strong like this!
Drop it! Drop it!
He's strong like this!
But still...
Look!
She chased him.
In a desperate defense, she managed to escape from the old woman's clasp.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
You're amazing!
You're amazing, old woman!
But she ran away.
You're amazing!
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
There...
From now on...
The second-ranked high school Aichi prefecture champion "Simple Judo" will compete in "MASTERS" nationwide.
She became a turtle!
Wait a minute!
Ouch!
She cut her arm!
Ouch!
One punch?
Wait a minute!
One punch?
That's...
Ouch!
She got punched.
What's going on?
She's amazing!
She's cool!
You can't do that.
What's going on?
You can't do that.
What's going on?
It's Wednesday's "Downtown", isn't it?
Wednesday's "Downtown"?
No, no.
But in the end, I wasn't chosen because of my "ukuri eri jime".
One, two, three, four!
Aichi, that's enough!
Takahashi's choice.
I knew it!
Everyone's theory.
Ah, I forgot.
Suzuki-kun.
Go Minagawa. Naturally, his skeleton is distorted.
Speaking of Go Minagawa...
Of course! Of course!
It's the same direction.
His body is turned to the left a lot.
As you can see in the story...
There's a lot of pressure on his body.
In the beginning, his angle was a little weak.
17 years of continuing the story...
The damage on his spine should also be accumulating.
And so...
Could it be...
As expected, it was a little distorted to the left.
Is it distorted?
I'm a little worried. Is it okay?
It hasn't been solved yet.
Next up is...
The "backing" of the truck.
No matter what phrase is changed in the flow...
No one will notice it.
The target is...
Ah, Nishima-san!
No one will notice it.
Biking to Nishima.
No one will notice it!
Moreover, up until now, the two of them didn't notice it at all.
If you come this close, you won't know it.
Even if you come here, it's obvious.
Receiving these few comments...
I see.
This time, no one will talk about it.
Furthermore...
The truck will be tested at a closer distance than before.
Nishimura-san, please.
Backing off.
Ah, he's looking at it.
Backing off.
Tow-touching.
No one has noticed it yet.
Tow-touching.
I saw it.
It's close, it's close.
Bisexual.
It's too far away.
It's the second one and you say bisexual?
It's pretty far away.
What's with that face?
Bus is leaving.
No, it's funny, it's funny.
This is funny.
It continues.
This is terrible.
Look at it.
Oh, it laughed.
It's cute.
There's nothing on it.
Looks happy.
What's with this drag?
Everyone chose it.
Everyone's theory.
The last one is...
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
The person who adopted the theory will receive a program-specific "Everyone's Theory" key holder!
I hope you will put in more effort and send me the theory you want me to verify.
Thank you!
Thank you, Mr. Ogata!
What are you doing?
What is it?
So, here we are, "Ruins Discovery Team"!
This time, I, program reporter Takahashi, and guest, Mr. Ogata will be your guests!
Hello!
It's different from "Yadar"!
It's different!
We have come to "Koutoku-no-Mori"!
Thank you for having us!
It's in Gunma Prefecture, Koutoku-no-Mori, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
And this time, we have a professor of archaeology with us!
Thank you for having us!
Thank you for having me!
Hey!
Come on!
Be quiet!
Are you an archaeologist?
I'm Matsui.
Matsui?
Matsui-san, then...
Matsui-san?
What are you talking about?
Let's go downstairs.
This way, please.
Is it this way?
That's right! Ogata went upstairs to look for relics on a fake excavation show.
What are you talking about?
And then, he spent about 30 minutes filming something like that.
You spent about 30 minutes filming something like that, didn't you?
Huh?
Wait...
Isn't this...
Hey!
Professor!
Isn't this amazing?
Wow!
Did you find something?
Hey!
Wait, wait, wait!
Dig around a little more!
Dig around, dig around!
I found something!
This is amazing!
I found something! Wow, wow, wow!
I'll take it.
Okay.
Wow, this looks amazing.
Wow!
You're kidding me!
This is amazing!
No, no, no...
You're kidding me!
- You're kidding me! - You're kidding me!
You're kidding me!
Professor, this...
This is like a museum!
You found a lot of these, too!
A series of these...
Professor, is this the time for interrogation?
Is this the time for interrogation?
This is a fixed clock.
A fixed clock?
Fixed?
A fixed clock.
It has a long pattern, which is a characteristic of interrogation clocks.
You like it, don't you?
It has a long pattern.
It does, but...
This is a fixed clock pattern.
It's fixed!
The pattern is...
It's definitely fixed!
You like it, don't you?
It's definitely a fixed clock pattern.
This pattern is amazing.
This guitarism pattern is definitely...
Guitarism pattern?
Yes, it's a characteristic of a fixed clock.
Is there a guitarism pattern 5,000 years ago?
Yeah, that's what they say.
So, there was going to be a guitarism pattern.
So, did you find anything interesting?
It's said that Fukahi series is already Fukahi.
But the first one ran away.
I've never seen an old woman's feet on a person like this.
I've never seen it.
This is the last one.
Fixed.
Do you tell jokes?
Of course I do.
What kind of reaction is it?
You do it?
What is it like?
I wanted to see it, but it wasn't something to show.
That's right, it wasn't something to show.