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Koyamu Katsuyo
Thank you for coming "Koyamu Katsuyo"
Let's go
Our first presenter is this guy
Koyamu Katsuyo
You are from Yoshimoto
Koyamu Katsuyo
We have a new project for you
Here it is
City Life Cooking
Sounds fun
If you know the name of the ingredients, you can get them
Kakimoto
Ebihara
You have to use the ingredients from "Ebihara"
Ebihara
And you have to eat it without knowing anything
I think we can make a show out of it
Like "BS Yoshimoto"
Why don't you sing it with your TV show?
Like a young man singing all the time
[Who is the man?]
City Life Cooking
It's definitely delicious
It's delicious
From now on, red apron and blue apron teams will compete against each other
City Life Cooking
Red team will cook food
City Life Cooking
Blue team will cook food with Beppu
We used to cook before
Oh, you were working at a hotel
As you can see, the two teams will be separated and compete under the name of the people of the city
Now, 10 hours later, we'll eat this.
10 hours later?
It won't open.
10 hours?
Of course it won't open.
But it'll take that long, right?
It'll take that long, right?
Now, 10 hours later, we'll eat the three dishes made with only those ingredients.
We'll offer it to Mrs. Debbie, who doesn't know anything about it.
Mrs. Debbie?
She'll judge which one was better.
I'm looking forward to it.
What kind of ingredients do you want, Mrs. Debbie?
Of course, the main ingredients are fish, meat...
There's no fish, right?
And of course, rice.
Don't be so extravagant, please.
We'll find it for you.
That's true.
What I want is a seasoning.
Right now, we only have sugar and soy sauce.
A seasoning?
What I want is Doubanjiang or Tianmianjiang.
Doubanjiang?!
Isn't there a Doubanjiang river or something like that?
Isn't there?
What about water?
Can we have it?
What?!
Do we have to look for water, too?!
With that said, the eight teams...
For now, they'll go to a place where there seems to be a lot of people.
But if it's a seasoning dish, it'll work out.
Let's go!
All right!
I'm going to call out from one place.
I'm going to say a number of things.
Well, it's a number, but...
The first person who called out was...
This bicycle man.
Please tell me your name!
Go ahead!
I see.
It's not in there at all.
I see!
But it's kind of exciting, isn't it?
Until it's added.
No, this is hard.
It's like a gamble.
It's hard.
Well, can we do an interview?
What middle school were you in?
What middle school were you in, Oomori East Middle School?
No, middle school and middle school.
Middle school and middle school?
Which one of them?
Please show me your brother's name!
My name is this one.
Hayashi?
Mikihiro.
No!
Thank you!
Excuse me!
Thank you!
I got it!
You're lucky, brother!
Okay, please tell me your name!
I'm Maiko Akabane.
Kanedame, right?
Teba first, Teba!
Teba!
Please tell me your name!
Yes, my name is Seira Kato.
That's a difficult name.
My name is Serina Morikami.
Nashi!
Oh!
It was in it!
Nashi!
It was in it!
Nashi's dish?
It was in it, nashi!
All of a sudden!
It was in it at first!
By the way, what is nashi?
Basically, we don't use only nashi.
Is it a sweet?
We put it on top of ramen.
Do we have to use nashi?
I see, I see.
On the contrary, you got it.
Was there anything like nashi in life?
Do we have to use it?
The team that buys the dip is...
Please tell me your name!
I'm Junsei Nozaki.
Junsei Nozaki!
That's a cool name.
I'm Ryosuke Itani.
Ryosuke Itani!
It's not in it.
Tomoya Yoshida!
It's not in it, as I thought.
Actually, we're comedians.
Oh, comedians!
Oh, really?
I see.
My stage name is...
This is true, but...
It's called "curry" in Japan.
What about your stage name?
My stage name is...
I can't do it.
Is there anyone like "Tonko Ushiyama"?
Please tell me your name!
One, two, three!
I see!
We don't have it here!
What is it?
What is your name?
Nosei Hirosu-san.
I'm Nosei.
Nosei Hirosu-san.
This is in the middle of Iseibi, isn't it?
Iseibi Damesan.
One, two...
Oh, my God!
Oh, rice!
I got it!
Komeida Kenji.
Komeida?
I got it!
What is it?
This is a lead.
I did it!
Look, it's the second one!
The second group!
For now, I can eat a rice ball.
Now, both teams start to get ingredients one by one.
What is your name?
Somei Daibuyuri.
I'm Mito Souya.
Oh, water!
Water! Water! Water!
I got it!
It's water!
I see, you're Mito-san.
His reaction is funny.
Yes, it's water!
If you don't have water, you can't cook in the first place.
I think you did a pretty good job.
That's great!
There's more!
Oh!
Salt...
I got two!
He got two of them!
I got salt!
I did it!
That's great!
Please tell me your name!
My name is Haruna Kumoto.
I did it!
This has a "na" in it, so I'll use it!
"Na" flower!
Is "na" flower limited?
It's not Komatsu "na" or something like that.
Is "na" flower limited?
Furthermore, Fukuda is...
Sakashouwa!
Sakashouwa bar!
Thank you very much!
He also got horse meat!
I did it! This is...
I see...
This is big, isn't it?
It has "na" in it, so I'll use "yukke"!
Oh, that's right!
The red team successfully got six ingredients in two hours from the start.
That's amazing, Fukuda!
Meanwhile, the blue team...
Takekawa Kazuhiro.
Takekawa Kazuhiro-san!
Bamboo shoots!
OK!
Thank you very much!
Soma! Soma!
It's still a horse
There are a lot of horses here
What's your name?
I'm Ochiayi Siena
Ochiayi Siena!
Wow!
It's coming!
What kind of horse is it?
Does it have teeth?
It has teeth
How about teeth?
Yes!
Big horse, small horse
Can we choose it?
Excuse me! May I ask you a question?
Yes!
What kind of leaves do you want?
Anything is fine?
Anything is fine
I'll make anything, so what kind of leaves do you want?
Big horse may be better
I want a big horse
It took two hours from the beginning to get five ingredients
But it's not enough for cooking yet
Meanwhile...
A comedian's junior passed by by chance
What's your name?
Please tell me your name!
I'm Toshiji Matsuo
Really?
No way!
What do you call this?
I'm Toshiji
Did you make it?
I made it, but it's not finished yet
It's not finished yet, so it's not finished
Oh, I see
You made it, but it's not finished yet
Thank you very much!
Really?
What?
What's your name?
Yes!
Please tell me your name!
Nothing
It doesn't look like there's anything
Nothing?
There's nothing in it
Nothing?
There's nothing in it
Why are you wearing a hat from the middle of the day?
3 hours later,
additional rules
Good work everyone
From now on,
not only people walking in the city
but also people at home
can follow us from the signboard
That's great!
Signboard?
You can follow us from a company like
Marumaru Shopping or
Kuriyama Shouji
And so...
You should
try your best
to talk to people
who live in houses
Why me?
Because you have guts
Why me?
It's impossible to jump in and out
It's easy to communicate with people
I think you can do it
Why me?
It's weird
Both teams chose
members to look for
from signs and signs
First,
Ogata is in charge of signs
I'm Kaji-san
Not yet
Ume-ura
Oh, Ume-ura
If you meet 10 people,
you can get Ume-ura
But...
Good luck!
It's empty
Let's go to the next one
Oh, Kumie!
But...
She's not here
She's not here, either
Meanwhile, the person in charge of the signboard is...
The signboard!
The signboard's fine, right?
The signboard's easy, right?
Oh, Shio.
Hiyoshi!
I've been wanting this for a long time, Shio.
What's this place?
This is where we negotiate, right?
Shio's here, right?
Hello!
Excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, thank you for coming.
Oh, excuse me.
I'm a comedian called Abarerukun.
Hello!
Oh, hello!
Please show me!
You're so polite.
Hiyoshi!
Meanwhile, the person in charge of the signboard is...
Oh, she's here!
She's here!
Oh, no!
It says "Mr. Sakamoto" on the signboard.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're good at cooking.
You should have some alcohol.
It's important.
And...
Can I ask you for your name?
I'm Shinya Sakamoto.
You did it!
Thank you!
"Downtown" on Wednesdays is sponsored by this show.
Don't push me.
Four hours have passed since the beginning.
It's expensive.
Please tell me your name.
My name is Kaiko Sakaguchi.
You're rich.
My name is Kazuki Kumasaka.
Kuma!
Kuma is...
Here it is!
Wow!
Bear and Kuma!
Yes!
Ready, action!
Bear and Kuma!
I caught a bear.
Doesn't it smell like a beast?
Well, if that's the case...
That's too much.
You have to make it softer with alcohol or sake.
The next people Nishimoto called out were
this man and two foreign women.
Mr. Nakano Daichi.
Yes.
Your name, please.
Corn! Corn! Corn!
Wow!
Where are you from?
I'm from Cambodia.
Cambodia!
Wow!
In this case...
It's possible, isn't it?
Although food is only a rule of kanji...
That's tough.
Corn cleared!
That's right!
Yay!
As a result of deliberation,
even for foreigners,
it is allowed to obtain food even in Katakana.
As it is...
And as it is...
As they continue their interview in Shinjuku...
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh!
They meet again!
Because Yoshimoto's theater is close...
Magical Lovely Murakami and they meet again!
Murakami and I have been outside for 10 hours.
And so...
I'm Takahiro Suzuki.
Oh, I see! He's Murakami!
His name is Suzuki, isn't it?
It's a little complicated.
It's really complicated.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
Furthermore...
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh!
It's a little complicated.
Is it because it's Shinjuku?
It's just there.
What's your name?
Oh, I don't know my full name!
You don't know your lower name?
No.
I'm Ito Shunsuke.
Ito Shunsuke!
And...
I'm Yuu Hatanaka.
Yuu Hatanaka?
Yes!
You two have the name of an actor.
I don't know.
What are you confused about?
Hurry up and go to the club!
Oh!
I'm really curious.
What time is it?
That's my line!
Please tell me your name in order.
My name is Yatsugumi Ebi.
Ebi!
I got Ebi!
Wow!
Ebi!
Did you say "Mr. Ebi" when you were in kindergarten?
I said "Mr. Ebi".
Thank you!
Please tell me your name.
I'm Umeda Kaho.
Wow!
Umeda Kaho!
I'm Kikuchi Ginga.
Kikuchi!
Ginga!
I got it!
Gold!
It's gold!
Gold looks dazzling!
What is this ingredient?
It's "isogai" beef.
It's shellfish!
You got shellfish!
Can I call it shellfish?
Thank you!
It's shellfish, but I'll call it scallops.
Both teams are constantly collecting ingredients.
It's "ogata".
It's "ogata", isn't it?
It's still the only ingredient they don't get.
Hello!
Do you live around here?
Yes, we do.
We're filming right now.
Yes.
Can I ask you for your name?
Please don't say it yet.
I'll never guess it.
It's not like you'll guess it.
I'll never guess it.
I'm serious.
- Is it a rare name? - This is my chance.
What is your name?
Yes, show me!
- Gorai Hayato. - Wow!
- Wow!
That's an amazing name!
Wow!
- Wow! - That's an amazing name!
Really?
What do you call it?
Gorai Hayato.
- Gorai Hayato! - Gorai Hayato!
Mr. Gorai.
Amazing!
- It's my first time hearing it. - Amazing!
Yes, hello?
Hello, thank you for waiting.
- I'm hungry. - Yes, yes.
What's up?
- I got a cow. - What?
- A cow. - A cow!
Thank you!
Wait, isn't your reaction too weak?
- It's true. - You're being so harsh!
It's true, it's true.
This is how you treat people who have guns.
- It's true. - 7 hours have passed since the start.
So far, the red team has obtained 14 kinds of food, mainly meat such as horses, bears and cows.
- But if we don't use all of them, it won't work, right? - That's right. - On the other hand, the blue team...
has succeeded in collecting food such as rice, shrimp and other variety foods.
Thanks to everyone's hard work, we have enough ingredients to make three kinds of food.
- Wow! - You've come up with this?
- But there's one thing... - Yes?
- We want oil. - I'm sure of it.
- Oil... - We don't have oil.
To be honest, if we add more ingredients, we won't be able to buy them.
- We'll try our best not to add new ingredients. - That's not how you say it!
- That's not how you say it! We've been looking for it for a long time! - That's true.
- If you say it like that... - It might have been a bad way of saying it.
- I'm telling you! - I want to go to the kitchen now.
I'm going to start cooking now.
So now, the cooking team will go to the kitchen to prepare the food.
Now, it's finally time for cooking.
I've changed my clothes. Nice to meet you. I'm Beppu. Nice to meet you.
Finally, there are only 2 hours left.
It's already 2 hours.
The other members will continue to look for ingredients until the time limit is up.
Then...
Oh, it looks like it's dead.
Hello, I'm Beppu.
I managed to get some pork.
Oh, it's pork.
I think I can get some fat from it.
Pork, yes.
That's right. Actually...
First of all, my dad...
Yes, I'm Akira.
He managed to get pork from a foreigner.
Furthermore...
I'm Miya.
Miya?
Coke?
Shinichi managed to get coke, too.
Coke is necessary for meat dishes.
Furthermore...
Hi, Beppu.
I managed to get some chicken.
What? Chicken?
Hello?
Chicken?
I'm in trouble.
Maybe we should stop filming.
Should we stop filming?
Please don't give us any more ingredients.
I see.
Then, the red team...
I don't know if it's true or not.
What? You're kidding, right?
Yellowtail?
Yellowtail? Is there anyone who has yellowtail in their name?
Yellowtail?
Yellowtail!
This is also from a foreigner.
He managed to get yellowtail.
Furthermore...
Wow!
I really got mochi!
What is your name?
I'm Yuuki.
I'm so jealous of you.
He got the fat of his dream.
Thank you.
And...
There's only a little bit of time left until the battle.
This is delicious!
How did both teams perform?
The battle stage is this restaurant.
Other members are watching it from outside.
Good morning!
Ms. Debbie, who thinks it's just a normal food show, is on the scene.
"Cooking Comedian Battle"!
The battle is about to start!
Two comedians who are good at professional cooking will compete without laughing.
Ms. Debbie will judge the food.
Professional cooking?
I don't think so.
First of all, Ms. Fukuda's appetizer.
Let's go, Ms. Fukuda!
Let's bring our own appetizers!
I'm looking forward to it!
Here is your appetizer!
What is this?
This is "scallop, horse, yukhoe".
Does this go well with horse yukhoe?
What does it mean?
This is "scallop, horse, yukhoe".
This is a new fruit sauce.
This is a sauce made of pear.
Does this go well with yukhoe?
Is this a really good restaurant?
I think it's okay.
Is it okay?
It's pretty good.
I'm very happy!
I was a little surprised.
You were surprised.
You're strict, aren't you?
It's good!
It's good, isn't it?
It's good!
It's perfect for the first drink!
It's perfect!
He's a genius!
Next, the first drink of the blue team is...
Here it is!
It's a stir-fry of shrimp, clams, sesame seeds and bamboo shoots.
It's pretty good, isn't it?
It's shrimp!
There are a lot of ingredients, so the title is long.
But...
It looks like it's all dried up.
Is it dry?
It looks like it's all dried up.
But it tastes good, doesn't it?
You have a strange face.
I'm sorry, it's not good.
You're a weirdo.
It's not good at all.
I'm sorry.
It's good!
The seasoning is good, too.
It's good, isn't it?
It would be nice if it was in the menu.
My dog also smells like it.
Don't say weird things.
The first drink is a complete failure.
The second drink is...
Here it is!
What is this?
Here it is!
Hello from the land of bears!
It's been a while!
Please eat this!
This is a rare ingredient.
Bear meat with bamboo shoots and nanohana.
It's not that difficult.
How does it taste?
The meat is soft.
This is a compliment!
A strong impression!
It only tastes like salt.
That's right.
The next one is tsukune made of yellowtail.
But...
It's salty!
It only tastes like salt.
That's right.
As you said, it only tastes like salt.
And the next team is...
Here it is!
It's a steak with bear, horse and pig.
It's a fruity sauce mixed with gold powder.
A bear!
You caught a bear, too!
I got it!
I got a bear earlier.
Are there bears again?
There are bears and horses.
There are also pigs.
The first one was also bear meat, right?
It's unusual.
No way!
Bear meat with horse?
I don't know the theme.
The second one was also bear meat, but...
It's hard!
That's not a good way of saying it.
And the last one of the red team is...
GOLDEN SIRLOIN
with PEACH SAUCE!
PEACH SAUCE!
It's beef!
I have to use my thighs.
It's not bad.
Yes!
It's not bad.
"Not bad" is the best way of saying it.
Yes!
Beef is good!
So, the blue team also got the last three items.
Here you are.
Thank you.
AYU, TAI and chestnut rice balls.
It looks good.
I love AYU.
Wait, AYU!
Who is AYU?
AYU is me!
She was smiling a lot.
AYU is me!
She showed her favorite food.
In addition, the blue team also got AYU, TAI and chestnut rice balls.
We got fish!
Could it be...
Were there a lot of AYU, TAI?
I'm not saying it's bad.
Oh, really? Thank you!
It's not particularly good, but...
Oh, but it's fine!
It's fine!
With this, all six types of food made by human beings are finished.
What will be the result?
Your first dish was good.
Thank you!
I think your last rice ball was good, too.
Thank you!
That's right.
Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
You can't finish it without deciding it!
Then, I'll buy the last idea.
Oh!
Can I do it?
Thank you!
So, the winner of "City Life Cooking", which took 12 hours, was the blue apron team.
I see. That's amazing!
That's all for today.
Tani-san, how was it?
Fujii is honest with us.
We have cooked before.
But he told us clearly whether it was hard or not.
You are older than him.
Has meat ever been that hard?
He said "hard" as if he had eaten stones.
"Hard" was really funny.
Maybe you should rewind it and watch it again.
I want to watch it again.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner
Tonight's presenter is...
It's been a while!
Mr. Samurao Kenji!
It's been a while!
It's been a while, isn't it?
Yes, it has.
I thought you were completely out of your mind.
That's true.
If I'm doing something wrong, please tell me.
I'll go and apologize.
I'll change my mood.
Do you know the singer, Yutaka Ohe?
Yes, we know him.
Has he ever played a supporting role?
Yes, he has.
Has he?
And you, Mr. Hamada?
We've been on your show before.
Are you a good person?
Good person? You've changed, haven't you?
Is there something wrong with me?
I brought a theory of Mr. Yutaka Ohe.
Here it is.
If you're Yutaka Ohe, no matter how bad you look, you'll accept it without feeling uncomfortable.
What does it mean?
It's crazy.
It's completely crazy, isn't it?
What?
I don't think so.
I think you're pure.
That's why I'm doing this show.
Why is he locked in this show?
Often, in manga, there is a pattern where a smiling master is doing bad things behind the scenes, isn't there?
There is such a pattern.
It's exactly that "real".
"Real" O-Yutaka is "a" master.
What?
So, even if you do it, "Oh, this person did it after all", you will accept it.
I don't know.
But people in the entertainment world are honestly scary, aren't they?
See? There is a pattern and pattern.
Don't say "bad".
So far, we have provided it with the sponsor you are watching.
Roju Shibaguri or something like that.
Roju is bad.
If you eat Shibaguri, you will get a license as many times as you want.
If you are a "Oh-Yutaka", no matter how "bad" the person behind you looks like, you will accept it without any discomfort.
So, this time, "Oh-Yutaka" will play a lot of "bad" people as a "trickster".
And the "target" who will witness "badness" in a fake travel show is...
a man who tends to encounter "bad" people, Chance Oshiro.
Thank you for having me.
Nice to meet you.
I am "Oh-Yutaka", a "target" who travels with Chance Oshiro.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for having me today.
I don't go too far, so...
I'm sorry for bothering you.
No, not at all.
Thank you for having me.
Please sit down.
Lower your waist.
Lower my waist.
This is my "Oh-Yutaka" as always.
So, let's get started.
Today, we will invite a "target" who will travel with Chance Oshiro.
Oh-Yutaka
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Dearo Smith.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy.
"Oh-Yutaka" has completely ignored Dearo Smith.
First of all, the first dangerous point is...
Mr. Oh-Yutaka, this is a market in Chiba Prefecture.
Have you ever been to a market?
Oh-Yutaka, answer me.
It's funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
Chance, Chance, have you ever been to a market?
Have you?
"Oh-Yutaka", answer me.
No, it's...
It's the first time for us to shoot a video today.
How is it?
The staff will come in and give a lecture on the meaning of "kampe".
- That's why... - That's why I have to answer.
- Yes. - About the content.
Yes, that's why you have to answer Chance's question.
Answer?
I'm sorry.
Let's do it again.
Chance, I'm sorry.
- This is dangerous. - Let's do it again.
Chance, five seconds until you answer.
Four, three, two...
Mr. Oh-Yutaka, this is a market in Chiba Prefecture.
Have you ever been to a market?
"Oh-Yutaka", answer me.
- Answer me. - But...
I don't like it.
- Let's do it again. - Let's do it again in Chiba Prefecture.
Let's do it again in Chiba Prefecture.
And so...
He sang a song with the setting of "the only thing you can do properly" and finished this block in five minutes.
This is dangerous.
Cut! Thank you!
Wow!
He drinks water right away.
Wow!
He gets angry at once.
He gets angry like this.
Like this.
He gets angry in front of me like this.
He approaches me in a scary way.
I don't think I can get a ticket at this distance.
He approaches me in a scary way.
He gets angry and does strange things.
Wow!
The chance he saw it was...
I think I'm in trouble.
Wow!
I think I'm in trouble.
Something must have happened.
Did he hit me?
You're kind.
He feels strange and thinks he's in trouble.
The next trick for such a chance is...
Hey!
You!
You're kidding me, aren't you?
Aren't you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
This is scary.
What are you thinking about?
If you don't get a ticket, you'll think I'm stupid.
I don't like this.
I don't like you getting angry behind my back.
I don't like this.
I don't like you getting angry behind my back.
I don't like this.
He drinks a cup of tea.
He drinks a cup of tea and takes a deep breath.
Do you want to do it?
Yes, I do.
Do you want to do it?
Yes, I do.
You're scared of him because you're big.
I'm sorry.
You kept saying "do it".
I'm going to kill you!
You're all the same!
It's annoying!
But it's a good chance.
It finally moved.
I wanted to eat it.
I just drank it.
He didn't even drink it.
But it's a big fish.
It's a big fish or something like that.
It's really scary.
It's scary.
It's a kishiwada.
It's definitely not a kishiwada.
It's not a kishiwada.
It's definitely not a kishiwada.
When you look at it like that.
I see.
Kishiwada is such a place.
Kishiwada only has bad guys.
That's not it.
Speaking of kishiwada, it's Glentai.
What kind of image do you have?
And from that sharpness, it's Dante.
And at the timing of resuming the shooting,
The next device with a different angle.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes, thank you for your cooperation.
Oh, sorry.
Nice to meet you.
At the Kitajima Music Agency,
I'm doing remote shooting.
I'm Yutaka Oe.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes, thank you for your cooperation.
It's dangerous. It's scary.
It's scary.
It can be broken from various angles.
There's a dangerous guy like that in it.
But there's nothing special about it.
It's smooth.
And Oe's strange behavior is...
He thinks it's because he's worried about something.
In the middle of the shooting...
But he's holding an umbrella for me.
For example, Oe-san.
You know dog poop, right?
I stepped on it.
Huh?
Right?
Huh? There's dog poop.
No way.
What are you doing?
All you have to do is wash it.
That's scary.
At that time, the dog poop will be dirty.
Like this.
What are you doing?
It's really dirty.
What are you doing?
But what I want to say is...
What are you doing?
What I want to say is...
All you have to do is wash it.
What are you doing?
Right?
It'll be clean.
What are you doing?
That's what I want to say.
What is this?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
It's true that he doesn't know what it means.
I don't know at all.
Only his feelings of wanting to cheer him up have been conveyed.
I want to see it in a decent way.
You want to see it in a decent way.
Yes.
And even here...
It's only the beginning. What is this?
If you get stuck, you'll end up singing.
You're good at this.
What kind of time is this?
Okay, cut!
This is crazy.
This is scary.
While crushing it...
It's like Weider in jelly.
This is good.
It's really good.
And when they take a break again...
Do you have your shoes?
It's the same car.
I don't have it right now.
It's okay. You can give it to me.
This is bad.
The manager is scary.
It's okay.
This is bad.
What are you thinking about? Are you stupid?
I'll fix it!
I'll do it!
I'll do it in public!
It's frozen.
This is scary.
Nice to meet you.
This is scary.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
The manager was really mad at me.
He was mad at me.
He was really mad at me.
He was mad at me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What's with that face?
Why are you talking like that?
I'm sorry for being late.
Nice to meet you.
I'm the director of this movie.
I'm scared.
He was mad at me.
I'm scared.
He was mad at me.
You can eat this with your family.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, but I'm starting to look like that person.
What is he doing?
He's crazy.
This is bad.
With three gold-plated pipes, he tries to calm himself down.
This is stressful.
Is this magic?
Is this a magic trick?
Three pipes came out of nowhere.
It's time for the last shooting.
I lost my memory again.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
This is the ending scene of "Zekkei Spot".
But...
Can you move the camera a little bit?
A little bit back.
Don't push me.
I won't push you.
What is this trick?
Don't make weird movements.
I'm coming for you.
This is scary.
Please face this way.
I'm coming for you.
What should I do?
Don't push me.
What?
Don't push me.
Of course.
I'm kidding.
What do you want me to do?
Can you show me one more trick?
Sure.
What's wrong, Aban?
It's cold, so I'm scared.
You're right.
What's wrong with you?
If you were in the mood, you'd do it.
Let's do it again.
One, two, three, four.
If you were in the mood, you'd do it.
This is a beautiful view, isn't it?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I think I've lived my life to see this view.
If the sun comes out...
Don't push me.
I'll kill you.
I won't do it alone.
I'll never do it alone.
Don't worry about me.
I'm a real man.
That's right.
I don't like talking on the phone.
He's crazy.
I've never heard of him before.
So, there's a good chance that he's crazy.
I don't know.
He's crazy.
He's crazy, isn't he?
What did I see?
Of course, he's not like that.
I really thought he was like that.
He's like that, isn't he?
He's too good.
If you're too good, you're dangerous.
That's right.
Since Shiroo Sano played Fuyuhiko-san, you've been too good for him.
You're talking about a drama, but you say that.
I think he did it for the purpose of the show.
He did it for us.
But he's really like that.
No, he's not like that.
Let me say it's not like that.
I know it's a prank, but I can't listen to the song anymore.
Please listen.
Please listen, everyone.
Please.
Next time, the funniest moment for comedians so far is the fifth funny theory that anyone can watch.
I'm tearing up.
I can't say it.
In addition, a fan who calls you in the city says it's not a big fan theory.
I'm a fan.
A fan?
It's obvious that you know it.
I don't know.
No.
And...
Excuse me.
Newcomer comedian Shinichi's R-one trophy destruction prank.
Can I open it?
Excuse me.
What? Wait a minute.
Tonight's broadcast is on TVER.
Past broadcast sessions are on Parabi.