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(applause)
It's Wednesday! Everyone, thank you for coming!
Let's go! The first presenter is this person!
Go ahead!
Who is it?
(music)
Ah, he's here!
Thank you for coming!
The theory I brought this time is this!
No matter what kind of entertainer you are, if you're from the countryside, you can rank first in your favorite entertainer ranking!
The second theory!
Last time, we investigated in Kaminari.
At the time, Kaminari's national popularity was 42th.
From there, we investigated in Ibaragi Prefecture.
Next, we went to Hokotashi.
Then we went to a city called Hamada.
Then we went back to 1046.
(laughter)
As a result, Kaminari ranked 4th in Ibaragi Prefecture and 1st in Hokotashi.
As expected, it's good.
This time too, we conducted an investigation targeting about 2,000 people.
First of all, we made a national flat favorite entertainer ranking.
Here is the top 10!
Isn't it amazing?
The first place, Sandwich Man, is already...
It's already top class.
It's already...
His sensitivity is also amazing.
Certainly.
You two are pretending, aren't you?
I've never even heard rumors about you.
You're annoying.
The first group is from Saga prefecture, Dobroku.
Saga.
We've been watching it since we were young.
Kindergarten, elementary school, middle school, high school, and college are all the same.
Always the same.
The other two have the same family address except for their house.
Saga prefecture, Miyagi prefecture, Kiyama prefecture, Chou prefecture, and Kokura prefecture.
That's about it.
Only their houses are different.
Their houses are different.
Which house will you choose?
Let's see.
Which one will we choose?
Isn't it Mori-chan's house?
Is it a dog house?
As you can see, the area we will investigate this time is...
We will gradually narrow the range and verify which stage will lead to first place.
As of now, Dobroku is in 86th place in the national ranking.
86th place.
That's amazing.
That's right.
First of all, among comedians born in Saga Prefecture, we want to win an award.
That's right.
First of all, we will defeat HANAWA.
HANAWA.
So, at 5 o'clock...
But HANAWA wasn't in Saga that much.
We will tell you the results of the survey and go back to Dodoroku.
I would like to announce it from the ranks of Saga Prefecture.
Yes, it's here.
First of all, we will tell you the rankings of comedians you like based on Saga Prefecture's 20 rankings.
That's right.
The 10th place is...
He works hard on YouTube.
Saga Prefecture's delicious places and so on.
Who is it? Saga Prefecture?
He works hard and I like it.
He often comes to summer festivals.
At that time, I was impressed by his vision progress and so on.
I like him.
It's HANAWA.
10th place?
10th place.
Speaking of Saga, this person is still popular in Saga Prefecture since his big hit in 2003.
And as you can see, the results up to 6th place are...
HANAWA's Sannan is also ranked 8th.
I see.
Is Dodoroku in the top 5?
Next, the 5th place is...
It's interesting.
Simply, it's Mr. Ikkou's...
I see.
G, G, G, G, G...
He's popular with children.
I like Mr. Chocolate.
The 5th place is...
Mr. Chocolate Planet.
Next, the 4th place is...
He's so popular with his jokes but he's very clumsy.
Who is it?
He's from Saga Prefecture.
He works at a Saga Prefecture's shop.
Who is it?
His jokes are amazing.
Shimono is fun
Doburock-san
Doburock-san is the best
I forgot about Doburock-san
Why?
No.4 Doburock
Wow
He's better than I thought
He was No.86 all over Japan
Every year there's a festival called "setsu" and I'm a guest there
Everyone says "let's do it together"
Regardless of age, gender or anything, I'll do it
I'll do it all
While Shimono is the main street style,
Saga Prefecture is supported by age, gender or anything
She jumped up from No.86 all over Japan
Egashika-san was No.11
There's love between photographers and entertainers
I'm happy about it
As you can see, the ranking of entertainers from Japan is as follows.
By the way, Orakio and Cherry Yoshitake had zero votes.
By the way, what are you talking about?
So, we narrowed down the scope of the investigation again and investigated in Miyaki County, Saga Prefecture, which has about 50,000 people.
Miyaki County?
As you can see, it's below 5th place.
And in Saga Prefecture, the 4th place ranked by Dobrock is...
No matter what program it is, it's still interesting.
It's "downtown".
I like it a lot, but it's still "hama-chan".
If you ask me which one it is, it's "hama-chan".
No, you don't have to say that!
Why do you have to ask me that?
Next, the 3rd place is...
It's interesting. The connection between the two is interesting.
It's interesting in many ways.
It's a little awkward for "family devil".
"Kyantama" and "ichimotsu" are ranked by Dobrock.
Dobrock ranked 1st in Miyaki County and 3rd in Saga Prefecture.
That's true, but...
It's higher than "downtown"!
I'm happy to see this.
Really?
And as you can see, the top two teams are...
They didn't rank 1st in Miyaki County, but...
That number is already within the limits.
So, there are about 17,000 people in Saga Prefecture.
Dobrock goes to Saga Prefecture, Miyaki County, and Kiyama Prefecture, where he works as a "hometown emperor".
I'm Eguchi-san's younger sister and best friend.
We've been supporting him since his debut.
Dobrock is my husband's junior.
He's my senior.
Dobrock is my childhood friend.
I've been watching Dobrock on YouTube and on TV.
When the investigation team goes to the town,
people who know Dobrock directly ask for Dobrock.
So, Kiyama Choumin's favorite entertainer is...
Who is your favorite entertainer?
It's Dobrock.
He's my dad's friend.
Really?
Who is your favorite entertainer?
It's Kiyama Choumin.
Dobrock was surprisingly strong.
He ranked 1st in downtown with a triple-score difference.
- Yes! - He did it!
- I'm so happy! - I'm so happy!
He's my younger son and my classmate since elementary school.
I think Eguchi-kun and Dobrock were best friends.
I've seen "Ichimotsu" on TV.
He won "Ichimotsu" and everyone was celebrating.
- I think "Ichimotsu" is the best. - It's "Ichimotsu".
- We're classmates. - You're classmates?
- Yes, we've been together since elementary school and college. - I see.
- Did you tell him that you like him? - No, I didn't.
Natsan was being vulgar.
- Shinkan was serious. - Natsan...
I don't have many chances to tell my relatives that I like them.
I was a little worried.
But I'm going to write a poem that my relatives asked me to write.
- Really? - I'm going to ask them to write "Nezono Jumai".
So, the second group is...
- Good morning. - Good morning.
He's a local coach and a 5-time national ranking player.
He's from Tochigi Prefecture with a strong local image.
He's a local coach.
I think he has a good reputation, but...
- We're the best at making people laugh. - Yes.
- Where did you two meet? - In high school.
- We met in Otawara. - I met you in Nasushiobara.
- What's up with you two? - What are you doing in Nasushiobara?
- You don't like it there, do you? - We meet in Nasushiobara at events.
- That's true. - We meet more often in Nasushiobara.
- We meet more often in Nasushiobara.
So, they started from their prefecture.
They went from their hometown of Fukuda to Tochigi Prefecture.
Will they be able to rank first in Tochigi Prefecture?
- Wow. - Wow, NAOI.
- We're funny, you know. - Yeah.
We're funny, you know.
- No, we're not. - No, we're not.
- We're funny, you know. - We're funny, you know.
- We started from our prefecture. - Yes.
- We're funny, you know. - We're funny, you know.
Tochigi Prefecture's favorite entertainer ranking.
From 10th to 4th place, as you can see,
- they're almost the same as the top 10 countries. - Sanma-san is amazing, too.
Will Tochigi Prefecture's future ambassador, Yuji Koji, be able to rank in the top 3?
In 3rd place...
What's attractive about him? His way of speaking, his dialect, and his way of talking.
He has a very grateful look.
Sushi Nikkan!
I really like Chidori-san.
In 3rd place, Chidori.
Next, in 2nd place...
Isn't that a good thing?
He's showing his local side.
It feels like he's doing his own thing.
Everyone has died.
For example, Yasushi-san...
Or Nikaku-san...
So, next up is Yuji Koji.
Yuji Koji...
I'm sorry!
He didn't say anything for a long time!
I think he's from Tochigi Prefecture, so...
Yuji Koji.
It's Yuji Koji!
As expected, local popularity is huge.
Yuji Koji was able to rank in 2nd place.
That was close!
But you're still in 2nd place!
That was close!
By the way, who's in 1st place?
It's Sanda-san.
Sanda-san...
I feel like I'm in the top 3 of my high school years.
That's how I feel.
So, next up is...
Nasu Shiobara.
As you can see, he's in 10th to 3rd place.
Oh, there's a thunderbolt.
Will Yuji Koji be able to win 1st place?
Next up, 2nd place is...
The costumes and the topic itself were pretty interesting, so I thought it would be fun to promote it.
I like how it looks and how interesting it is. I like Sandwich Man.
2nd place goes to Sandwich Man.
So, 2nd place goes to...
Yarichi, Motonanbei. It's Yuji Koji.
Yuji Koji.
I see.
Yuji Koji.
I think he's a treasure of Kenpoku.
Wonderful Yuji Koji won 1st place in "Nasu Shiobara" magazine.
I see.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad.
That was close.
Oh, it's "Kaminari".
It's "Kaminari".
"Kaminari" is doing a show in Tochigi.
I see.
Do you have anything you didn't want to say?
Well, I said "Kaminari" as a joke, but I wasn't aware of it.
I see.
The last place goes to...
Thank you very much.
39th place in "Zenkai" ranking.
Miyagi.
He's from Miyagi Prefecture.
But Sandwich Man is there.
My address is...
Miyagi Prefecture, Kurihara City, Kurikoma, Sakurada, Sanjin-shita, 106.
You can say anything.
For some reason, my address has three names under "city".
We're going to narrow the scope of research in these six stages.
My family runs a shrine.
During festivals and New Year's Day, I go to my hometown and work as an entertainer.
I work at a shrine and contribute to the area.
However, Sandwich Man is in Miyagi Prefecture.
That's right. Miyagi Prefecture is under Sandwich Man's feet.
This is too strong.
This is...
How close will he get to become number one in Miyagi Prefecture?
First of all, Miyagi Prefecture.
It's in "best three".
First of all, Miyagi Prefecture's "best entertainer" ranking.
From 10th to 6th place is...
Sandwich Man is definitely in it.
That's amazing.
Next, 5th place is...
I saw you playing video games on YouTube and thought it was interesting.
"Ponkotsuna" is good.
"Ramen", "tsukemen", "I'm handsome".
Kano Eiko.
It was a little early.
It's Eiko.
Kano Eiko ranked up from 39th place nationwide and ranked 5th place.
5th place?
5th place in Miyagi Prefecture?
Yes.
This is a little predictable.
And here are the four teams that surpassed Kano.
Sandwich Man has 306 votes.
Second place is Chidori with 49 votes.
This is still amazing.
Sandman...
Wednesday's "Downtown" is brought to you by these sponsors.
How much of Kanoe can become "favorite entertainer" if it's a local area?
Next, we surveyed 64,000 people in Kurihara, Miyagi Prefecture.
As you can see, from 10th to 3rd place.
Among these popular entertainers, the one who ranked 2nd place with overwhelming votes is...
The response is very interesting.
Especially, I like "from 1st place".
I'm a local entertainer, so I'm rooting for you.
Kano Heiko from Kurihara.
- If it's "favorite entertainer", Kano Heiko can't become "favorite entertainer". - He can only become 2nd place.
- Well, 1st place is those two, right? - That's right.
1st place is Kano Heiko with 132 votes.
- Wow, that's amazing. - It's getting closer and closer.
- It's getting closer and closer to 1st place. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Next, we narrowed down the criminals one more step.
- Can we do it? - There are about 10,000 people in Kurihara, Miyagi Prefecture.
We surveyed Kurikoma in Kurihara, Miyagi Prefecture.
As you can see, Kurikoma ranked 3rd or lower among popular entertainers.
And, the top two groups received overwhelming votes.
That's right. It's Kano Heiko who ranked Kurikoma.
It's Kano Heiko who ranked Kurikoma.
But, it's not Kano Heiko who ranked Kurikoma. It's Sandwich Man who ranked Kurikoma.
Sandwich Man and Kano Heiko ranked Kurikoma.
Heiko is a local hero, Kano Heiko.
Sandwich Man is doing his best for his family.
Kano Heiko?
It's Hato Heiko.
What kind of person was Kano Heiko when he was a student?
I've heard that he was bullied and expelled.
Here are the results of Kurihara City Kurikoma Ranking Top Two Groups.
Sandwich Man, where are you going?
You can't do it again, can you?
As a result of this, the number of investigators has been narrowed down even more.
At last, there are about 400 people in Kurihara City Kurikoma Sakuradai.
It's a real hometown.
It's getting a lot narrower.
Is it a lot narrower?
Because my family's shrine is in the main family of Kano family.
From there, there are quite a lot of people from Kano family in Sakurada area.
There are a lot of people from my family.
They're all relatives.
If I'm not in first place with this, it's really tough.
By the way, do you know each other?
I know you.
We had a demo tape that you played.
What are you doing?
If you look at the lyrics, you're a great lover.
You're making fun of me.
If you ask your favorite entertainers in this area...
I think there's only one in Kano family.
In other words, the first place in the favorite entertainer ranking selected by Sakurada people is...
When I was in junior high school, there was a thing called "snow-picking" in a shrine near my house.
I fell in love with it.
I'm a sandwich man.
I don't know if it's a shrine, but...
Even though it's a super-local area with a population of 400 people, the absolute king's image hasn't collapsed.
It's a double score.
Really?
Wait a minute.
Don't joke around.
It's a shock.
Listen to me.
It's 21 seconds.
What about you, sandwich man?
It's 43 seconds.
You're a double score.
Why didn't you choose Kano?
Why?
Please tell me.
Sandwich man talked to me a lot, but...
Kano didn't talk to me at all.
I thought it was different from what I saw on TV.
I remember that time, too.
Date came to me.
I remember that time, too.
I brought something like taiyaki for junior high school students.
Don't say that.
It's not fair to make it sweet.
So, they narrowed the scope even more and came to the inside of their family shrine.
A class of four generations and seven people.
Miyagi Prefecture, Kurihara City, Kurikoma City, Sakurada City, and Sanjin City.
Sanjin City is a place you can see from your house.
When I was a kid and did something bad,
regardless of what I did, my dad and mom would scold me like I was their parent and I was raised like that.
It's really like a family.
Yes, it's actually in this area.
Can I ask for your name?
My name is Kano Masahiro.
Kano is the last name of everyone who lives in this area.
You can do it.
If I get caught here, I can't go home.
You can't go home.
So, out of seven people in Sanjin City,
one person couldn't be interviewed for his age,
and five people except for Kano's mother.
Five people?
When we asked our favorite actors...
It's already an M-1.
It's an M-1 final.
Unexpectedly,
Kano was entrusted with the whereabouts of the match.
It's up to him.
The actor that Kano Masahiro chose is...
I met him once when I came to shoot at a shrine.
How was it meeting him?
He really had an aura of a star.
Which one?
Please tell me your favorite comedian.
Sandwich Man.
Kano A.
Even in the ranking surveyed only by Kano-san,
he was unexpectedly defeated.
Isn't it perfect?
You're kidding me, right?
This is shocking.
Really?
Why not Mr. Eiko Kano?
Mr. Sandwich Man introduces Miyagi in various programs,
but Mr. Eiko doesn't introduce Miyagi much for some reason.
So, the last one is Mr. Sakurada's shrine in Kano's family.
One person.
I went all the way to the last punch.
In short, it's a shrine.
106.
Wait a minute.
I'm so scared. I'm sorry.
I thought my name would be mentioned in about two stages.
In summary.
Even my mother is scared when I go this far.
So, with the name of the program or plan hidden, they got permission to shoot.
Let's go to the main subject.
I'm investigating my favorite comedians on the TBS program.
Please tell me your favorite comedians.
That's a good question.
My favorite comedians.
Well, I guess...
Sand-san.
Sand-san?
Why?
Sand-san?
Why?
Sand-san, Sand-san.
We're getting popular.
You're from the family of Kanao Eiko-san, right?
Yes, that's right.
Why not your son?
I like my son, but since we're parents and children...
We're not saying you can't vote because you're related, but...
But now, Sand-san is the most interesting.
If you ask me my favorite comedians, I'll say Sand-san right away.
I see.
This survey is not good at all.
I'm really disappointed.
Seriously.
Therefore, Kano cannot be number one anywhere in Japan.
That was a great result.
I didn't expect it, but...
Kano is not good.
Sand-san is too good.
You can't combine Sand-san and Sand-san.
If you combine them, everyone will like you.
You said it in a human way.
Especially, Date-chan is really funny.
She talks to everyone very kindly.
Konoka-chan, what do you think?
I think it's a matter of human nature that you can't get first place in such a small place like this.
It's usually snowing and you can't tell even if you're wearing a hat.
If you're from the local area, you'd say, "Don't snow on me with a hat like this."
The next presenter is this person. Please come in!
Hello!
It's rare to see you here.
Hello!
Thank you.
It's your first time, right?
Yes, it's my first time.
Yes.
This time, I think there are unexpected happenings that happen while you're in the theater or in sales.
For example, a child crying or an old man flying a mouse or something like that.
Are there any of them?
There are many of them, but the one that comes to my mind the most is...
When an old man says, "Be serious!" to a drunk man, a woman says, "Argh!"
A passenger gets off and says, "Hey, you guys! Give me back my 3,000 yen!"
Go home!
There are such happenings.
Aren't they happenings?
For example, when I'm alone in the ocean, I say, "Don't say that. Don't say that."
This is unexpected.
Oh, the old man just said too much.
This is unexpected.
I see.
That's right. If you overcome happenings well, I think you can bring a lot of laughter.
That's why I brought this project with me.
Here it is!
"Happenings Introduction Contest"!
Introduction Contest...
This is it.
This time, instead of responding to unexpected happenings,
Happenings have already made introductions.
Oh, I see.
By introducing your own happenings, you can bring more laughter.
That's what this contest is about.
Happening Introduction Contest
The first challenger is...
Good morning.
Emaso.
We're going to do a story today.
Yes.
How do you feel?
I have a weird feeling of tension.
Happenings will definitely happen.
I definitely can't do a story properly.
I don't know how to motivate myself.
Two weeks before the contest.
It's difficult.
Should I think about the story first?
Or should I think about the happening first?
I'm not used to it.
I'm not good at telling stories.
This is my happening.
She doesn't know how to make a story with a completely new pattern.
But it's been six days since she started making stories.
How are you doing with your story?
I managed to do it for now.
I thought about a lot of things.
I wanted to go with a line that might really exist.
I think I managed to get one step closer.
For the first time, Murakami also checks the contents of the story.
You're trying really hard.
I'm trying really hard.
You're facing the happening, right?
It's live.
What is the happening that Emaso is facing?
Hello, I'm Emaso.
Nice to meet you.
I'm sure some of you are new to this show.
Don't be rude!
Why are you being rude?
I'm sorry.
Don't be rude.
I'm sorry.
I'm Kano.
Yes.
I'm Muragami.
Nice to meet you.
By the way,
Yes?
Recently,
the temperature difference is intense, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
In the morning, it's as hot as Sakagami Shinobu.
Yes, it is.
In the evening, it's as cold as Furuichi.
I know.
So, it's difficult to adjust the body temperature.
It's difficult, isn't it?
I have a good idea.
What is it?
Wouldn't it be nice to have a cardigan?
You are a genius.
Wouldn't it be nice to have a cardigan?
Isn't it cool?
Don't leave it alone.
It's amazing.
Isn't it good?
I think it's great.
Even if you say "cardigan" all of a sudden,
there are various ways.
I don't think there are various ways of saying "cardigan".
The content of this kind of cardigan is amazing.
If it's like this, it's a little thick, isn't it?
It's thick, isn't it?
But it's not good for a hero, isn't it?
As a cardigan.
It's a lie.
It's like this.
It's like a black cardigan.
Everyone, look at this black one.
It's like this.
This black one is good, isn't it?
This black one is good.
Is it good?
Look at me.
This black one is good, isn't it?
I don't like it.
How about it?
I think it's safe.
If it's black, it's plain.
So, Jimmy...
How angry are you?!
The mic's...
Don't say "unan"!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
I didn't think you'd get that angry!
You know, Uchi...
Yeah?
When you say "unan"...
Yeah?
I hate the fake talent young comedians bring out!
Who is that?!
Who is "fake talent"? I don't know, but...
No, no...
That's fine, but...
Then, what kind of cardigan do you want?
What kind of cardigan?
Yeah...
Well, let's see...
Well...
Liquid cardigan!
What's that?
Liquid! Liquid cardigan!
Go home, you sick people!
Yeah...
Go home! Go home!
Sick people, go home! Thank you! I'm sorry, I didn't say it!
Go home!
Sick people, go home!
Yeah...
Seriously, go home, sick people!
Go home!
If we're sick too, we'll definitely go home!
We'll definitely go home!
Sick people...
Go home, sick people!
You guys, too!
Sick people, go home!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
I'm sorry I didn't say it earlier...
You can go home anytime!
You guys, too!
Sick people, go home!
I'm sorry, thank you!
Yeah...
What did you say?
Cardigan!
Cardigan?
What kind of cardigan do you want?
Well, let's see...
Yeah...
In the end...
Liquid cardigan!
What's that?
Liquid!
That's funny!
Cardigan is something you wear!
Liquid cardigan!
Huh?
You can fold it like this, right?
Yeah...
You can walk side to side with that cardigan!
It's a return cardigan!
It won't unfold.
It's heavy!
Is it storms today?
It's thundering, isn't it?
The wind is strong!
Please close the door properly, staff members!
I'm sorry!
It was blowing.
I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to bring a backpack!
I'm sorry!
Should we match the cardigan with that shirt?
This one might be good.
You like versatile cardigans, don't you?
You're wrong.
What kind of cardigan do you like?
I've thought about it, but I like...
I like cardigans this big.
Whatever! I don't care!
Amazing.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm tired.
What did you think of it?
Well, well, well...
I think it was pretty good.
I think I'm good at happening.
I'm confident that I can do it in the theater in the future.
Besides extras of happening factors,
general customers don't know what's going to happen.
The next challenger is...
Good morning!
Punk Boo Boo.
I've never done it before, so I don't know what's going to happen.
And you know...
Anyway, I'm embarrassed.
You look embarrassed.
When I said "what?" you looked like you knew what was going to happen.
That's right.
Punk Boo Boo's happening story.
What kind of result will it be?
Hello! Hello everyone!
My name is Fantagio. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Thank you very much.
Not everyone can play the guitar for me.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
Please remember and write to me.
If you remember, please write to me.
No, please continue.
I will continue writing.
Please continue writing.
But I think recently...
What is it?
I think Japan has become a terrible place.
It's scary, isn't it?
There are a lot of accidents, isn't it?
So it's better for everyone to practice that.
What is "that"?
It's love of life, isn't it?
Love of life...
If you don't practice love of life, you won't know when you will be in danger of death.
You don't need practice, do you?
You can do it naturally.
No, you haven't done it before.
No, but...
So I want you to practice it.
Let's play a vicious game.
Am I a vicious game?
Yes, you have to love of life so you won't be killed.
I see. So I just have to say it like I'm going to shoot, right?
Yes, like that.
Hey!
I'm going to shoot you!
Wait for me!
Na...na...na...na...na...
This is impossible!
What is "na" and "na" in "na"?
Ah, "ne"...
No, no, it's the same.
"Nu"...
No, it's not like that!
Why do you come here with "na" accent?
What accent?
No, no, you have to say it!
Ah, you have to say it?
You have to say it!
Wait for me!
Just listen to me!
Ah, just listen to me!
That's right, you have to listen to me!
Hey you!
Wait for me!
Just listen...
Wait for me!
Wait for me until the show is over!
The show is over!
Wait for me!
You didn't drop it, did you?!
Huh?! You didn't?!
Then you drop it!
Wait! Listen to me for a second!
What?! You!
Huh?! You!
For now, before I say anything, listen to her for a second!
Listen to her for a second!
What's wrong, Baku? What's wrong?
Mom's not here!
Mom's not here?
Mom's not here.
What's her name?
Kouki!
Kouki's mom's not here.
Anyone here say "Kouki's mom's here"?
Oh, Aon's here!
Aon's here!
Welcome back, Mr. Baku.
Mr. Baku's here, but he's not coming to pick you up.
You're such a strong-willed man.
I'm a little embarrassed.
No, no, you're free to do whatever you want.
You're free to do whatever you want.
Don't say that.
This is perfect.
No, it's not perfect.
You're not helping at all.
She's helping me.
She's only helping you.
You should help her more.
Help her?
Wait for me! I'll do anything for you!
I'll do anything for you!
Wait for me! I'll do anything for you!
I'll do anything for you!
I'll quit smoking and eating vegetables.
I'll go to the lights and turn on the lights.
Turn them on for me, you!
What's going on with you?
Oh, you're here!
This is perfect.
No, it's not perfect.
It's not like it's dark and red and you can't be helped.
Oh, is that so?
You're not helping at all.
Am I not helping?
You should say something like "puter King".
Why don't we start karate together?
Don't bother me with that.
"Wait for me! I love my wife and children!
"I love my wife andchildren!
"Wait for me! I love my wife and children!
'Hey! Shut up!
"Wait for me!
"Zen, why haven't you called me recently?
"Why haven't you called me recently?
"Incredible...
"Because I'm at work...
You said you'd marry me, didn't you?
What did you say?
Did I say it?
You said it last time.
You said you'd marry me, didn't you?
Yes, I was deceived.
Wait!
She has a wife and a child she loves.
What?
Is that so?
No, no, no.
Tell me!
No, it's not like that.
Don't say it to your alter ego!
Alter ego...
Ouch!
Wait!
You're stronger than you look!
I said you have a wife and a child you love.
What's wrong with you?
What?
Don't say it!
I said don't say it!
You're different.
Wait!
What?
You're pretending to be strong.
You're stronger than you look.
You can say that!
Thank you very much.
You're cute.
What did you think of it?
I don't know.
I don't know if you're happy or not.
But the customers were laughing more than I thought.
I didn't know where they were laughing.
The taste was good.
You know what's going to happen next.
So I talked about it.
But you could have talked about it more.
Right?
You could have talked about it more.
Let's talk about it.
And the last challenger is...
You're alone.
Magazine
This program was brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
It's a "bring it on me" project, isn't it?
At last year's R-1 Grand Prix,
I couldn't flip over with the clip attached to the flip board.
This is the first time I've said "ah" in a live show.
I have a bitter past like that.
So I'm a little sensitive to what's happening.
I'm looking forward to "bring it on me".
- Really? - Yes.
"Magazine" is said to have immunity to what's happening.
What kind of story will it be?
Hello!
I'm Zazie. Nice to meet you.
It's time for Zazie to get used to me.
Thank you for getting used to me.
Today, my hot pants are torn in the dressing room.
I'm going to make hot pants with catering's raw ham.
Thank you for getting used to me.
Are you used to me?
Are you okay with me?
Thank you for getting used to me.
Are you okay? Are you used to me?
Okay, let's watch it.
Zazie's "digital paper play", "sushi restaurant".
Welcome!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm alone.
Yes.
We have only one course, is it okay?
Yes, please.
First of all, will you hold it?
Here it is!
It's corn!
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What is this?
You don't get it!
Go home! Go home!
I love you! I love you!
- Go home! - She's really focused.
We...
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Mah...
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Um, is Saito-kun's classroom here?
This is, um, Zazie's stage, but...
Oh, I'm sorry!
Oh, wait a minute!
Um, if you don't mind...
Ah, ah, thank you!
Take care!
Thank you...
I love you!
Well, it's about time, right?
Um, let's head home, shall we?
Um...
Ahhhh!
Moooooooo morning!
Shortly today, far away
If you close your eyes, love will come to you and you'll hear a familiar voice.
Love, Hyokkorihan!
What's that?
Thank you for your hard work.
I don't know why, but I feel like I've slipped the most in the past six years.
That's it.
I knew it.
What is this?
It's supposed to be a happening game.
I don't know how far you've put it in.
You don't know how I see you?
I think you should make up some rules.
It's too freestyle.
Yes, yes.
I don't mind about the test, but you don't have to broadcast it on TVA.
Why?
Why do you say that?
Is it okay?
From May 27th, the movie "Harry Potter" and "Death Penalty" will be broadcast twice in a row.
And the world after 19 years will be on stage!
It will open at TBS Akasaka Act Theatre!
Listen to us!
Next week, we have a special project.
Today, we will spend one hour on a project.
It's a special episode.
But, even the content is a complete secret.
I don't want to say anything now.
Don't miss it!
Tonight's show is broadcasted on TVer's past shows on Parabi!