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Our first presenter is this person.
Please come in.
I'm Fujiwara.
I'm a comedy entertainer.
Nice to meet you.
I'm a comedy duo.
Nice to meet you.
This time, we have a second part of a theory that we did 5 years ago.
Here is the theory.
A theory that people don't notice even if they have their own things.
The second part.
Here it is.
This show is often seen on YouTube.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
It's a big hit.
But I don't know if this show was stolen.
It happens.
It happens in this show.
We do it so that people don't know about it.
So, after this, will people notice things they have at home?
What?
Moreover...
If you are a comedian, you should verify your own theory.
[What is the theory?]
Even if you have your own theory, you should verify the theory you don't know.
According to the cooperation of the manager,
She brings things out of her target's house and makes them appear in front of her in various situations.
You're anti-theft, aren't you?
The first target is...
I want to dig it up.
Sarah is the light of youth.
You're pulling it out, aren't you?
That's a good point.
Thank you very much.
Goodbye.
The first thing she did in this cafe, which she called out at a fake meeting, was...
She recently moved to an ELD-type apartment.
In that living room, she displayed...
Mohamed Ali's poster.
I saw it earlier.
It's in the back.
I think I'll notice it.
However, she doesn't seem to notice it because it's in the back.
I see.
When she talks about interior design...
It suits the atmosphere of the cafe, doesn't it?
Well...
I mean, she bought a picture, didn't she?
I saw it.
She noticed it.
Oh, this one.
I don't remember it being mine.
This one, too.
That's right.
It's the same.
Oh, Ali.
This is the latest one.
Oh, Ali.
I think it's a little bigger.
No, no.
It's bigger than this one.
I see.
It's for everyone.
Mohamed Ali.
He's cool.
There shouldn't be such a subtle difference in size.
Anyway, she didn't notice it was hers.
I see.
So, the next item is...
a sofa.
What?
She's bold.
I'm curious about it.
She's familiar with it.
It's my favorite wall.
I changed it a lot.
A sofa and...
How much is it?
A sofa is...
about 400,000 yen.
A sofa for 400,000 yen?
What does a sofa for 400,000 yen look like?
It doesn't look luxurious at all.
A Cordillo sofa.
It doesn't look like that at all.
It's so big.
It's big.
It's bigger than mine.
Is that Cordillo?
But it really looks like that.
I don't think so.
It doesn't look like that at all.
I don't think it's the same.
I want to see it.
She chose the same thing as this fancy shop.
She didn't notice it at all.
Even though they look the same,
she doesn't think they're really the same.
After that, they also went through the dolls at the entrance of the store.
Next is a fake gourmet location.
Here is...
Then...
You like Amikaji, don't you?
Well, it's not like I only like Amikaji.
I also buy old clothes.
Like smoke.
I have the same T-shirt as you.
Really?
Are they old clothes?
Yes, they are.
Really?
They're the same.
Yes, I think so.
They're very similar.
Even here, she didn't realize they were her own.
So, she decided to use her own trick.
Shiga and Tanashita are soy sauce flavored.
And...
Liver and belly meat are miso flavored.
Hello.
You're a princess, aren't you?
She's very advanced.
After drinking alcohol...
Then...
On this table...
Oh, it's normally open.
And...
Huh?
There's also a potato salad that smells good.
There's quite a lot of stuff in there.
Hello.
Huh? For girls?
Huh?
For girls?
How is it?
It's great.
Two seats, please.
After wearing these strange things...
Morita finally started to feel uncomfortable.
But...
I don't know if I can say it yet...
There's a lot of stuff.
For girls...
It's very popular.
It's good. Please try it.
Please try the potato salad.
Yes.
Morita doesn't look like he's in the middle of a food review.
And...
Yuya, a man who likes sweet fruits.
He's not like that.
I think everyone is familiar with him.
Hello.
Zoppo, Zoppo.
Hello.
It's been a while since we worked together, right?
Over there, please have a table.
Oh, it's already...
Oh, it's already exposed.
You're covered in sweet fruits.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
Look at me.
It's not like that.
Here we have the tenth person who doesn't like it.
And...
It's a candy fire, isn't it?
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, hey, wait a minute, hey.
He noticed it.
What is this, hey?
I have it all, you know?
Right?
Hey!
And so, the story...
It's here.
Wait, what is this picture?
Seriously.
No, no, wait, stop it.
Seriously.
It's mine!
It's all mine, isn't it?
Even if you're wearing your own belongings,
it's surprising that you don't notice it.
No, no.
Well, of course.
It's the first time I've noticed something like this.
How much is the most expensive one?
That one, that one, that one.
How much is this one?
110,000 yen.
What?
Seriously?
What did you do before this?
Before this?
Yes.
Before this, we had a meeting.
He noticed it.
It's here.
It's a poster of Mohammed Ali.
The sofa is mine!
He didn't notice it.
Get out of here!
You guys are smoking!
The next target is...
Good morning!
I'm Sakai Takashi of Mamii.
Good morning! I'm Sakai Takashi of Mamii.
Sakai...
He didn't notice it.
This is a recycle shop.
Sakai's products are sold in large quantities here.
There are a lot of things here.
Then...
There is a cut-rate one.
It's 100 yen!
Really?
Do you have the same one?
It's cheaper than in the Philippines.
Then...
I think I have it.
Do you have it, too?
He has everything he wants.
Sakai is very excited.
I only have what I like.
Then...
The next target is...
A TV and a refrigerator.
It's this one!
Then...
I bought it for 800,000 yen.
He didn't notice it.
I should have come here in the first place.
I should have come here as soon as I moved in.
Actually, in December of last year,
Sakai just left his family home.
This time,
he took all the firewood and tools
from his room.
I hate it.
He placed them as products
in each recycle shop.
Really?
What do you think?
Wait a minute.
As expected.
What?
They look alike.
As expected.
Let's do like that.
It can't be like that.
It can't be exactly like that.
Right.
Safe.
Next one is...
Leaves.
Gross.
Leaves?
What is it?
Leaves?
What does it mean?
It's impossible to sell these products.
But this is...
For my family...
What?
Sakai's pregnant.
Pregnant?
You don't remember, do you?
Leaves.
It hasn't been sold for a while.
Right.
Do you buy leaves?
Do I buy leaves?
What?
He decided to buy it without knowing it's his own leaves.
Did you get it?
It's interesting.
It's the first time in the world for me to buy my own produce.
And the last one is...
Clothes section.
About half of these clothes are Sakai's.
What?
I'll notice it for sure.
Wow, it's fashionable.
What?
What's wrong?
Is it my house?
It's not your house, is it?
I feel like I remember everything.
It's creepy.
When I bought it, it was 60,000 yen.
But it's not the same thing at all.
Oh, it's this size.
Of course.
The size is also perfect.
Something came out?
Cigarette?
I always smoke cigarettes.
What kind of cigarette is it?
Why do you put it in such a place?
That's a great coincidence.
It's quite similar to the person who sold it.
I didn't know that.
Well, isn't it the same as the hobby of smoking?
Is that possible?
Watermelon...
There is a watermelon in it.
Why?
Let me out.
But I don't think it's the same thing.
Is that so?
That's right.
The apartment I moved into is a little...
There are a lot of dangerous people.
What? Someone stole it...
No, I really don't like it.
I see.
That's strange.
It depends on where you sell it.
Sakai began to feel the possibility of criminal damage.
And finally, he puts in a decisive item.
It's a hoodie that Yuko Ogura, who has been a big fan of him for 20 years, gave him a signature the other day.
Oh, I see.
It's a one-stop shop, isn't it?
Yes.
Wow, Yuko loves it, doesn't she?
Yes.
What's wrong?
What's going on in your head?
What's wrong?
Really...
What's going on in your head?
She panicked.
What's wrong, Sakai?
Yuko, do you like it?
Do you like it?
What?
Isn't...
Isn't it good?
What?
It stinks.
What?
Why is it here?
How much is it?
2,400 yen.
I don't know. I'm a little scared, so I'll buy it.
No, it's yours.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
How is it?
It's already in a state of chaos.
Oh, no.
It's starting to spin.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Hey.
Why?
Hey, I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
What prefecture is this?
This is Ayase.
Ayase?
Yes.
Adachika?
Does it have anything to do with food?
Adachika?
What's wrong?
It's not good.
Don't say unnecessary things.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
Is there anything to do?
I don't like it.
It has nothing to do with Adachika.
The unpleasant imagination reached its peak here.
Just in case, Sakai bought back his clothes as much as he could buy with money.
That's right. I bought a lot of clothes.
That's right.
This is 9,000 yen.
This is cheap.
An hour later...
I'm surprised.
There's nothing here.
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It's interesting in Ito Prefecture.
An hour later...
I'm surprised.
There's nothing here.
I'm scared.
I don't like it.
- Take it out of the car. - Take it out of the car.
Huh?
What is this?
Huh?
- Why did you turn it off? - I don't know.
Why did you turn it on and off?
With his changed state of mind, he hasn't been able to confirm that this is his own room.
What did you think it was?
What is this?
Huh?
Oh no, oh no.
He sat down.
What is this?
And with that, it's finally revealed.
What is this? Who is this?
- Who is this? - This is my house, right?
Scary, scary, scary, scary.
This is my house, right?
What do you think?
It can't be. Huh?
It's supposed to be my house. I opened the door and came in.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
No way, it's creepy!
I knew it! I thought it was weird earlier!
I went to a weird place earlier.
- A weird place? - Yu-yu market.
- It's not a weird place. - What do you think?
Everything?
The whole house?
You sold it all?
To a recycle shop?
Wait, I have to buy it all back!
No, no, it's not like that.
It's not like that, it's a little off.
I have to buy it back!
But I'm glad!
I thought I died once!
You died once?
While we were filming.
I thought I died.
I died!
Did someone organize my belongings?
- What are you saying? - What do you mean?
It's him!
Or...
- I thought I died. - I thought I died.
- I see. - Damn it!
- How was it, everyone? - Can girls tell right away? - Of course, they can. - They can tell by the smell and the way you're dressed.
- You can tell by this, right? - I'm sure you can. - Yeah. - Yeah.
- Sakai, you're weird. You're dressed in black. - Yeah, I'm dressed in black.
- A lot of people asked you to buy your own milk. - Yeah.
- If you know your own milk, you can still tell, but... - Do you buy it because you think it's a human tooth?
- I don't really buy human teeth.
- You don't buy it, do you? - I don't buy anything. - I thought I died. - I thought I died.
- You're organizing your belongings. - I thought I died. - Yeah.
- Don't tell jokes. I've always wanted to see it. - Yeah. - A life where you live while thinking you're dead.
- Next. - The next presenter is this person. Please come in!
- Who is it? - It's a high footballer!
- It's Gochin. - Gochin is here! - What is this?
- First of all, Hitori-san. - Yes. - "Asakusa Kid" was a big hit. Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Thanks to you. - It's amazing. - Thanks to you. - Yes.
- Matsubo-san, did you watch it? - No, no, it's amazing. - Yeah, it's amazing. - It's amazing.
- I wanted to watch it longer. - Yeah. - I wanted to watch it all the way to Tsuruhashi. - Yeah.
- The content changes a lot. - Yeah, yeah. - It's a lot like a movie.
- I'm sorry. - It's an amazing work.
- Even in the play, "Asakusa Kid" is played. - Yes, yes. - That's right. - "Asakusa Kid".
- So, the theory I brought with me this time is this.
- "If you're a comedian, you should have your own version of "Asakusa Kid"".
- This time, a comedian who still looks like he's having a hard time... - Yes.
- ...should make his own situation into lyrics and sing the original "Asakusa Kid". - I see.
- As a comedian, you have a hard time, especially when you're young, right? - Yes.
- Did you have a hard time even with "downtown" which sold so fast? - No, no, it wasn't like that.
- After all, four years, three or four years were so long. - That's right.
- Are you in an era where you can't eat? - I can't eat, I can't eat, I can't eat.
- Did you ever want to borrow money or something like that? - Ah, but I borrowed money from my seniors.
- And I borrowed money from Momoko. - Ah, Momoko - san.
- She introduced me to a part-time job at Tommy's. - Ah, yes, yes, yes.
- It's like, I don't know what it's called, but I've been pressing buttons for a long time. - It's like a cash register, right?
- She probably sent "Moles' Sing" to North Korea. - No, it's not like that.
- She had a ridiculous part-time job. - Ridiculous! Isn't it a part-time job you could get a lot of money for?
If you're a comedian, verify if you have your own Asakusa Kid theory.
So, this time, three comedians who have been around for more than 20 years but are still shy will enter.
First up...
25-year comedian, Elshara Kearny.
- As I wait for the right moment, I... - Ah, continue, continue.
- Pretend to be a clock. - No, no, no!
About ten years ago, he entered the final two years in a row in "The Manzai".
He was about to climb up the stairs to become a star, but...
Thank you for having me.
Now, as an entertainer, he only works on stage a few times a month.
By the way, what about after this?
No, I don't have a job.
Not today.
Well, not today either.
In the past, I worked about 20 times a month, but now it's about 10.
I don't know if I have a job or not.
And of course, I don't have a TV.
I don't know if it's okay to say "income".
That's what I'm talking about!
I guess it's about 10,000 to 20,000 yen.
I think it's about 30,000 to 40,000 yen.
In 1997, they formed a duo.
When they realized it, they were already in their 50s.
They're older than me.
The rent is 25,000 yen.
They earn about tens of thousands of yen a month by performing arts.
And the entertainment producer, Seiwa, is married.
In order to secure living expenses, he gets a little income from working as an entertainment show host.
I'm barely alive.
If I had more income, of course I'd be happy.
But if I was worried about that, I wouldn't have dated him from the beginning.
I'd say, "Okay, I'll work harder."
Meanwhile, their main source of income is part- time jobs.
I work part-time in a shipyard.
I work from 4 a.m. to 8 a.m.
Three or four times a week.
I make about 60,000 yen a month.
I can't make a living like that, so I work at a curry shop.
I'm the manager of a curry shop in Shinjuku that Makio of Kamumental runs.
- What? - What?
In addition to such a hard life...
I've made a lot of money in the past.
In total, it's about 12 million yen.
- In total. - What?
When he was young, he worked in multi-law firms
and had to pay a high tax.
When I ran out of 4 million yen,
my parents hugged me and paid me back.
- Your parents sold you mountains? - Yes.
- What? - What's wrong with you?
A break from the age of 50.
- It's a world where there's nothing but tears. - It's hopeless.
In the past few years, you two have gotten so much better.
Even though you're at this age.
In a world without promises...
There's a reason for them to continue working.
I have to sell my work in order to repay those who helped me.
It's like I'm repaying my partners.
In the end, "the manzai" was finalized for two years in a row.
It's all thanks to my partners.
If it didn't work out, it's all thanks to me.
I don't think you've proven your manzai yet.
I'm not trying to quit, but as long as my partners make jokes...
Why can't you quit yet?
I think I have to improve.
25 years of manzai.
He kept moving forward despite his uncertain future.
These two Elshara Kearny singers are singing.
The two Elshara Kearny singers are singing.
The knights returned to the construction site, and those of the same year sold it.
They thought there would be no more seats left.
It was shown that it would sell well if it was turned over.
Someday we'll have more dreams.
I can't have my wife record it and make it work, so I think I have to do my best not to break it.
I'm sorry I didn't pay for the room.
I'm so sorry.
I hope it sells well and returns someday.
That's the best thing.
Don't say you're not young.
We've never sold well.
Don't say you're not good at giving up.
We've never sold well.
What?
Are you aiming for an award?
It's not like I'm aiming for an award.
This program is really good.
Next, the second group of "kissing entertainers" are these two people.
Oh, it's "Nichoukenjyu".
Thank you very much.
29 years of acting career, "Nichoukenjyu".
Who decided the story?
Recently, his collaboration with Yukiko Nonomura, who is Shuji's wife, has become almost all of his media exposure.
Originally, he was the most popular among many talented people at "Osaka Nichome Theater".
He was amazing.
He was really good.
He was an idol entertainer who boasted overwhelming attendance.
We were said to be fast, among our peers.
Mr. Jinnai often said, "When you walk, the city moves."
That's how popular it was.
I'll tell you this much.
When we go out, we're usually our customers.
And with that momentum, they went to Tokyo.
He also stood on the stage of the M-1 final and was thought to become a national player.
One of my juniors was amazing.
He was the one who supported the M-1 theater.
If it weren't for them, we wouldn't have had customers.
It is thanks to the popularity of the M-1 theater that we are supporting our generation now.
Why couldn't you two do well in Tokyo?
I think it was pressure.
Even though we don't have that much ability, we have to do it.
It was so popular that it was pushed out.
I think it was a feeling of "go to Yoshimoto and fans."
And when I noticed it, the laughter of two guns could only be seen in the theater for a few days a month.
What is the ratio of laughter and other jobs?
Well, laughter is 3 and other jobs are 7.
Kohri is in charge of making a combination of jokes,
but even 10 years ago, her attitude towards manzai has changed.
Her partner, Shuji, is aware of the current situation.
I'm an entertainer like Kohri says,
so I don't know what I'm doing, but it's all the same power.
Manzai No. 1, Music No. 1, Rakugo No. 1.
Manzai No. 5, Music No. 1, Rakugo No. 1.
I wonder if I can do a lot of things if I do that.
The number of customers for Sunday events is decreasing.
In her 20s and 30s, she has competed with only one microphone.
What is Kohri's true intention?
As long as I'm doing manzai, I'm happy if I'm in a good situation.
But in many ways, I have to do many things for my children.
That's how it is.
Can I do it today?
What do you think of manzai?
The reason why she is particular about manzai is...
I'm doing it with a feeling of connection.
I'm doing it so that you can do your best.
Yes, now.
Her family is active as commentators and so on.
Her main income is from her wife, Nonomura.
I don't think it's good for Nonomura to do only difficult things.
She is most anxious about doing manzai or comedy.
I don't hate her.
I love her unconditionally.
If I can't appear on TV anymore,
I don't care about anything as long as you know me and remember me.
I wonder if I should do it, but I'm not at home on New Year's Day and I want to watch "Nicho Kenju" on TV.
What is the goal of "Nicho Kenju"?
Is it because it started with manzai that you're fixing it up again and again?
Is it because it doesn't sell in manzai?
I think we need to say more and more that "Nicho Kenju" is interesting.
We like manzai, but it's not selling in manzai yet.
Are you talking about "Nicho Kenju"?
That's where we want to sell it in manzai.
The idol entertainers of that day were also in their 50s.
But they still sing "Nicho Kenju" until the day it sells in manzai.
"Nicho Kenju" is a song about a man and a woman who love each other.
Going out to Tokyo with my stuff
I was hated for my coolness
I didn't even look at the sunset
It's fine to laugh at manzai
I believe it will sell well
Before I knew it, I was on stage
When I'm 29 years old, I think it's cool
I think it's nice to make people laugh and make them happy
It's interesting that it's double standard
I want to hear only those words
At a big venue
I want to show that there are a lot of people who come to see double standard
Don't go too far
Even though we want to stand together on stage
Don't stop making jokes
Even though I love the jokes you write
Are you aiming for me?
That's not what I meant.
And last but not least...
26 years of acting career.
Black Piner!
Black Piner S.O.S.
Black Piner and I have known each other for a very long time.
Up until now...
As you can see, we have provided and sponsored this show.
You guys are lying!
That was a good one!
Our third group of comedians is...
Black Piner S.O.S.
26 years ago...
Suddenly, they appeared in the media.
They were 16 years old.
Two high school students.
At the time, Otaku Live was really popular.
You couldn't get a ticket.
I called them as soon as it was released...
But I couldn't reach them.
You didn't think about it, but you called them.
There were about 30 people waiting for the show to end.
From the venue to the station...
They were dragging girls all the way.
One, two, three, eight!
Black Piner!
With their youth and visuals...
They jumped into the battlefield of comedy.
Oh, no!
You're in a bad position!
This way?
Since "bogyabura" ended, there have been more and more programs that look at the essence of the story, and I think I haven't been able to deceive people with my momentum.
In addition, he lost his title of high school student and his popularity suddenly declined. He disappeared from the media.
This "mashabara" is the only one that is completely free every week.
Do you have a theater or something like this live?
I haven't been on a live show or anything like that right now.
The two of them are 42 years old.
I'm here!
I'm an adult!
You're an adult, right?
The two sons are on the battlefield.
And in order to protect this family...
I'm a mahjong pro, so playing this game is my job.
In short, there are four people playing mahjong on the Internet, so when I do it, I come out and other users from all over the country can play together.
On the other hand, his partner Yamano works part- time at an izakaya and helps out at a cosmetics store run by his family.
I'm studying for a judicial exam.
If you're a lawyer comedian or something like that, you might have a little bit of it, but I haven't heard of it much.
I don't even say "lawyer gag," but I have a partner.
I don't know if it's a good thing to say it a few times and slip it.
I think I can live more positively than before.
A world of comedians who want to cling to even if they do.
I say I'm a comedian, but...
I haven't been as active as I can say I'm a comedian, and I haven't been evaluated for it.
Just saying you're a comedian doesn't make you a comedian to the public?
I want to be a comedian.
I want to be a comedian without hesitation.
They debuted at the age of 16 and have been underground comedians for only four years.
They've been diving for 20 years.
They're singing.
I met you for the first time.
We're in the same class.
A TV show that stood out.
High school comedians have been popularized.
Otapuro belongs to the vocabulary model.
This is the summer of 18.
If you take off your uniform, it's worthless.
No one calls you on the TV. The theater is closed.
Now, young and old, young and old, live.
The days when you are bullied by the grass you have grown.
The days when you are scolded by the part-time job you invested in.
The 42nd spring when you lost your place.
As for my age, I can't participate in various races.
I want you to follow my hard work.
If you say you are an entertainer at the age of 42, you will be thought of as a dangerous person.
You are a decent person.
I agree with you.
I like to say I am an entertainer.
I am worried about you.
Wait for me until I say I am an entertainer.
I will say it someday.
Who are you?
We are entertainers, idiot!
Thank you very much!
It was totally opposite.
The hamburger kept bouncing.
It kept bouncing, didn't it?
It was a good performance.
But you sometimes do it, don't you?
I don't know if you want to aim for a prize or not.
I don't want to aim for a prize, idiot!
You were aiming for it!
Mr. Sakitoki.
I was like...
I was like... "Let me cry".
It didn't resonate at all.
And I've been working with Black Pine for a long time.
I've known them since 2016.
And Naito also works with me after this.
He does a radio show every week.
He says, "The job I've decided every week is to do a radio show".
I don't know why my radio show doesn't count.
I do it every week!
I wanted to say less about it.
But I'm a little cold now.
But I'm really lucky that I was chosen as one of these three groups.
I see. You're lucky.
I hope this reality will make people realize that there are many other groups out there.
You're right.
I'm in first place.
I got 100 points.
I'm in first place.
The second survey of comments that entertainers thought were the best so far.
Matsumoto Hitoshi is in 11th place.
I'm embarrassed.
And...
I haven't eaten a piece of meat for about 30 years.
No matter how bad you are at food, you can't deny that you'll feel good if you eat the worst one.
2...
I'll eat it.
1...
I'll eat it.
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