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Thank you for coming on Wednesday
Let's get started
Our first presenter is this guy
Who is it?
German
Heisei no Hoshikobushi
He is good at everything
He is a good man
He is good at making jokes
It's me
I came here 5 times in 8 years
It's me
I come here every time with a theory
What is it?
Is it the same today?
Of course
Speaking of clocks
I remember!
I came here to clean up
This is the theory I brought
Popular entertainer ranking among girls and middle school students
No matter what, non-style, out of rank
I don't hate them
I just want to prove that I don't like them
What about young girls like Saito-san?
Popular girls now are
Pekopa-san and Yosein Toshin-san
People in 7th generation are popular
Have you ever met someone who likes non-style?
I have never met someone who likes it a lot
Thank you
After this, in 2022,
Popular entertainer ranking among girls and middle school students will be announced
Also
I want to disband
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So this time as well, 600 high school girls and middle school girls will conduct a survey of their favorite entertainers and create a ranking of their latest favorite entertainers.
First, 10th place is...
Even though I'm doing it alone, it's amazing that it's so interesting.
I'm watching "God of the Entertainment" and it's easy to understand and interesting.
I like Mr. Jinnai.
Ah, Mr. Jinnai is popular!
12th place is Tomonori Jinnai.
With the popularity of "Entertainment", he collected support and won the top 10 prize.
I want to say "Japan"!
And next, 9th place is...
Even though I'm doing it alone, it's easy to understand and interesting.
I like "Don't Hurt Anyone"
Pekopan. Pekopan.
I love it.
9th place is Pekopan.
And next, 8th place is...
I like Kariyoshi's "Entering the Wall".
- It's very light. - I see.
- That's where it comes in. - It's shockingly funny.
- It's funny when Kyomukawa is spaced out. - Which one is it?
- I like "Yonsentoushin". - I like "Yonsentoushin".
- I see. - 8th place is "Yonsentoushin".
- He's a little young. - He's young.
Last time, from 2nd place, he was knocked down.
- This time, he's in the top 10 again. - Can I enter this time?
And next, 7th place is...
- I like "Yonsentoushin". - It's very positive.
- Oh no! - It's very positive.
Recently, it seems like he wrote a book.
When I saw it, I thought it was cool.
It's "Ehara". Isn't "Ehara" Masahiro?
- Ehara? - "Ehara" Masahiro.
He's a funny character, but he's also serious.
So I can't stand that gap.
He's cute. I want to protect him.
- I'm "igujit". - I'm "igujit".
- 7th place is "igujit". - He wrote a book.
He's rich.
While 7th generation is still hot and popular,
- It's "Ehara", isn't it? - he's in 6th place.
- I don't like "Ehara". - He's smart and funny.
I like that a lot.
- We say nice things about each other, - That's dangerous.
- but we can tell that we love each other. - What?
- You look like you're going to hit someone. - You look like you're going to hit someone.
You look like you're going to hit someone.
You look like you're slow in walking.
- He's "downtown". - "Downtown".
- He's amazing. - He's slow.
He's amazing for a middle school student.
6th place is "downtown".
Only one wrong group of veterans has appeared here.
Like Jinnai, she has achieved top 10 in all 5 surveys so far.
She is no longer a real middle school girl, but a worker girl.
I like Suzy-san. She's brown.
Her face and body are brown.
Like fried chicken.
I think that's cool.
How much was it last week?
I looked it up.
I think it was like 100 million yen.
That's crazy.
She's moving.
I don't care if you're a hammer.
Did you call me?
Who's your favorite comedian?
It's "downtown".
It's Wednesday's "downtown".
Wow!
She's watching it on Wednesday.
Of course, there is no choice, but "downtown" is in the top 10 again this year.
Next, 5th place is...
I like watching "m" one.
I do both "m" one and "m"c" one.
I like watching "m" one and "m"c" one.
I feel like I'm working all day.
When I'm drunk, I tweet my love for my partner in the middle of the night.
But after a while, I calm down and delete it.
That's why my love is overflowing.
What kind of tweets do you tweet?
I like "m" one and "m"c" one.
I like "kamai-tachi" too.
"kamai-tachi" is popular.
5th place is "kamai-tachi".
The two most energetic people are here now.
Next, 4th place is...
I like "big small" and "big small" too.
I like "shitashimi-ashi" and "kawaii-ra".
I'm not knowledgeable and I'm really stupid.
But it's amazing that people still make me laugh.
I like "enta-no-kamisama".
It makes me feel like I'm an anarchist.
It's cool that I'm doing my best with my own strength.
I like "non-star".
"tiger"?
I might be "non-star" too.
Amazing!
Really?
4th place is "non-star".
So...
It's amazing.
Again, it's not a theory.
He's getting better.
He's been loved for 8 years.
It's proven again.
I love you forever.
"non-star" is still funny.
"non-star" is not funny anymore.
"non-star" is funny all the time.
Is it like "bees"?
It's the same every time.
I see.
It's the same every time.
She has a great sense of stability.
I'm the host of "kyosuki".
It's funny.
Everyone is watching me.
Rinoe is the host of "kyosuki".
"kyosuki ni narimashita" was also very popular.
She's young.
That's right.
The ranking is finally in the top 3.
The 3rd place is...
It's popular and funny.
It's something you can imitate.
It's popular these days.
It's funny how she uses her own tools.
It's funny.
It's "chocopla".
The 3rd place is "chocolate planet".
Next, 2nd place is...
He has a kind and gentle feeling.
Is he Koichi?
Yes, he is.
He is the funniest entertainer in "Enter".
He seems like he can give me anything. I like him very much.
He is Mr. Sandwichman.
Sandwichman is strong.
2nd place is "sandwichman".
And 1st place is...
I've looked into it in detail.
"Nomukomu"?
"Ano nomukomu" (a Japanese word that means "poo")
There is!
100% sure.
I've seen it before.
When you poop, people who have been pooped on are funny.
"You're amazing", like that.
"Chidori-san".
1st place is "Chidori".
So, since Chidori started this survey, she has achieved her first double win.
That's amazing!
That's all for "Favorite Comedian Ranking" asked by 600 high school girls.
You're amazing!
You're the best!
I'm sorry!
How many times have you said that, Chihara-san?
I haven't said it!
But does it make you 1st place?
It makes me 1st place!
That's amazing!
Even if you say it, you're in 4th place without any news. That's really amazing!
However!
By the way, Sobui-kun!
Yes!
This is not the only part of the survey.
What?
"Favorite Comedian Ranking" asked by boys middle school girls.
The topic has changed.
What do you think about this, non-stars, boys middle school girls?
No, I definitely won't be in it.
No, this is...
Why?
Why can you say it?
No, I'm not good at it.
No, it's not like that!
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
You're not in a show that young people watch, are you?
Are you talking about me?
You're probably right!
You said the truth!
So, this time...
"Favorite Comedian Ranking" asked by boys middle school girls.
First of all, the 10th place is...
I was doing something like a disbandment prank, and when I saw it, I thought, "Oh, it's a great combination."
I'm an emcee for a kannori program in Nogizaka.
Recently, I've been on a lot of programs like "Today King" like Taishi of SDGs.
I'm BANANA MAN.
10th place, BANANA MAN.
The picture hasn't changed at all.
It hasn't changed at all.
Oh, it's cute. It's really cute.
It's cute.
Next, the 9th place is...
We boys have a longing for something.
If you compare it in one word, what is it?
Like love.
No, I'm muscle.
Muscle.
I'm muscle, too.
The slippery part is very interesting.
I've liked it since I broke my chair.
O Dolly.
It's O Dolly.
9th place, O Dolly.
It's pretty major.
And 8th place is...
I don't think much about talking.
But when it comes to kanto, it's really strong.
I like that kind of thing.
It's my way of life.
It's really interesting.
Both kanto and nanzai are interesting.
It's JALJAL.
I like JALJAL.
8th place, JALJAL.
Next, 7th place is...
He's got the attitude of "I'll do it even if I can't do it".
He's doing Tai Yatari and I really admire him as a person.
He's got a body.
No matter what age you're in, you're still loved.
It's crazy.
It's Mr. Udegawa.
Everyone's got eyes.
7th place, Tetsuro Udegawa.
Even though he's a veteran, he hasn't changed.
His down-to-earth attitude is supported by the boys and he's excellently ranked in.
It's crazy!
All of the members who have ranked in so far have not been girls.
It's totally different.
It's clear that boys and girls have different preferences.
Next, 6th place is...
It's about time.
I think he's popular because his jokes are the most interesting.
Like "God of Entertainment" was the most interesting when I saw it.
It's not good for humans, but it's good for entertainers.
It's "non-style".
Is it "non-style"?
"Danshi non-sugei"!
"Non-style" is still in 6th place among boys and girls.
It's a good advertisement for "non-style".
It's true.
"Non-sugei"!
The evaluation of his jokes is overwhelmingly high.
As a result of re-confirming his popularity...
I think he'll be in "Nobukogu" again.
If you rank higher...
Don't say it yourself!
Next, 5th place is...
It's a bit crazy.
I feel like a psychopath.
I saw "Im-an"...
I saw "usj" and "ufj" wrongly.
I saw "manzai".
It's "kamaitachi".
5th place is "kamaitachi".
It's higher than "otama".
Next, 4th place is...
He's not only a host, but he also talks about interesting things. I think it's amazing.
His power to cut through is like "fudo no teio".
It's personal and interesting, and when you do it in a combination, it's not one plus one, but it's several times bigger. I think it's one of its charms.
"downtown".
4th place is "downtown".
So, it's finally time for "top 3".
3rd place is...
I think it's "coward sense". I think it's powerful.
I listened to "all night nippon" and it was pretty interesting.
His laughter is interesting and his music is good and it's fun to support him.
I like how he gambles and gets rich.
I like "shimofuri myoujou".
3rd place is "shimofuri myoujou".
Not only his jokes, but also his music, gambling and impersonations are well-received.
"new generation of aces" is in "top 3".
Next, 2nd place is...
I think he's laughing like he's never laughed before.
I like his jokes and impersonations.
I like how he smokes and gambles.
Is it "shidori"?
Yes, it's "shidori".
2nd place is "shidori".
They seem more like boys than girls.
Unfortunately, they are in 2nd place.
And, 1st place is...
"enter the god".
I like his jokes and impersonations.
I don't know what to say, but I like his cuteness.
I don't know what to say.
I like "sandwich man".
So, this is the ranking of entertainers boys and girls like.
As you can see, "sandwich man" is in 2nd place.
"sandwich man" shines brightly.
That's amazing.
What a wonderful combination.
I was a little surprised.
This is also sixth place.
That's amazing. The balance is very good.
I was wondering if Ku-chan was in it, too.
I'm not there yet.
I'm just getting started.
But you've been around for a long time.
You've been around for a long time.
My charisma is also quite long.
It's long.
When you realize it, it's long.
When you realize it, it's a long charisma.
It's very long.
Next.
The next presenter is this person.
Please come in.
Is he here?
He is Yoichi Okano.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Excuse me.
I'm Yoichi Okano of Nogusono, Okayama prefecture.
Nogusono?
He is a dirty man.
Now, I'm working as a pin entertainer.
I'm Yoichi Okano.
I'm working as a pin entertainer.
The duo called "Kyosho" was formed.
And in 2016, they disbanded.
I see.
So, this time, we have a project about the disbandment of such entertainers.
Here it is.
"Funaka Entertainer Competition Speed Disband Championship"!
What is it?
It's cute.
That's right.
What is it about?
Recently, "Funaka Entertainer Competition Speed Disband Championship" has been talked about a lot in this program.
It's a cliffhanger.
Among young entertainers, there are very "funaka" entertainers.
They gathered entertainers who said "If it's them, we'll disband right away".
One of them became a pin entertainer and decided to disband.
And then, his time was stolen.
Until you said "Let's disband"!
The earlier you say "let's disband", the more valuable it is for you as a contestant.
Do you know any good or bad entertainers?
Of course.
I'm in a company called "Jinrikusha".
In "Jinrikusha", there are entertainers called "takeuchis" and "takeuchis".
I don't know about "takeuchis".
There are "gamanosuke" and "takeuchi".
They are very bad entertainers.
"Gamanosuke" is definitely bad.
No, no.
His name is "takeuchi".
I feel like I know who he is.
Wednesday's "downtown" is brought to you by these sponsors.
KUNAKA ENTERTAINER COMPETITION SPEED DISSOLUTION TRIAL
This time, representatives from four entertainment agencies will be selected one group at a time.
They will also compete for time until the dissolution is decided.
First, Kougyo Yoshimoto.
The nominee is...
Tomahawk with a demon voice.
Is there any comedy that will dissolve once you start it?
Babylon.
There are about 6,000 members of Yoshimoto, but he is the least friendly.
Really?
Yoshimoto represents Babylon, a trio comedian who has been formed for 11 years.
Trios seem to have a good balance.
Yoshimoto is Yoshimoto's junior who has been cute for many years.
Congratulations!
They had a fight in a live broadcast of YouTube.
It was like a big riot.
At the end of the video, it ends with a jump kick.
I'm sure they're really bad friends.
Who do you think will be the target this time?
Chiba.
Chiba...
In the end, Chiba is always at the forefront of the problem.
I think it will be resolved as soon as Chiba says it.
Chiba is a straight macho man in the middle.
He is a straight macho man and a fool.
He is poor and easy to cut.
Chiba is a scum and has a big house.
He is about 40 years old, but he gets about 400,000 yen for his living expenses.
He spends it on pachinko every month and lives a self- sufficient life.
If Chiba cuts Chiba, it will be resolved as soon as possible.
So, the next day...
Chiba and Chiba are cooperating with Chiba Stroganoff.
They are planning a disbandment prank.
To be honest, it's just before the disbandment, right?
That's right.
How are you doing recently?
We had a real talk about a year ago.
We talked about doing our best for a year.
The three of us turned to each other.
Did you say you were going to disband in three days?
I was the craziest one.
So you are going to be the craziest one.
But you are ready for it, right?
If Chiba cuts Chiba, it will be resolved as soon as possible.
I think it will be resolved in 30 seconds.
If you win first place, you will get 100,000 yen.
100,000 yen?
Do you know what it means?
What does it mean?
You will only win 100,000 yen in your 11 years.
Look at Chiba's face.
So they met up with their partners who they invited for a fake audition.
In that dressing room, they pranked each other to break up.
I'm going to show you how strong Koubio Yoshimoto is.
I'm counting on you.
But...
This is bad, right?
Well...
I thought I should tell you this.
About three days ago, we were talking.
Before the three of us said, "Look ahead,"
I'm sorry to say this, but...
I think we should break up.
All right, it's started.
All right, go!
I think we should break up.
You know, recently you've been like, "Uwabe, Uwabe, that's all you can do."
Well, I don't know about you, but the other day...
I called Mr. Noguchi.
- The manager? - Yeah, the manager.
He said, "With the situation we're in now, we can't make a living like this."
Are you serious about making a living like this?
Well, with the situation we're in now, we can't make a living like this.
- He can't say anything. - I'm forcing him to do it.
I don't know about you, but...
I don't know how we're going to break up like this.
It's like a conversation between Chiba and Ota.
I don't know what's going to happen.
Nori, who was expected to break up with him first,
- ended up breaking up with him later. - I see.
- On the contrary, it's scary. - Even after that,
in a heavy atmosphere,
the conversation continued only with Chiba and Ota,
and ten minutes passed in no time.
Get more involved with Nori, Chiba.
Seriously, if you can't change it once,
I don't think it's good to exercise or anything like that.
Nori said it. Nori said it.
Even after breaking up with him,
you still think about what you're going to say.
And you haven't been feeling well lately.
No.
First of all, you're in a hurry, and I'm really pissed off right now.
So you've been working hard.
I'm not trying to work hard.
You can say that because you've done it.
I can say it. I've done it.
More than you.
But it hasn't changed.
It hasn't changed, so it's my fault.
Why do you seem like you're doing the most?
I'm not saying you're doing the most.
You're the one who seems like you're doing it.
You're the one who hasn't done it the most.
What have you been doing so far?
You've been biting your parents' knees.
It's all pure theory.
Is it true?
You don't make a story and you're the only one who's being scolded by your parents.
And you're suddenly disbanded.
You're just a leader who's really pissed off.
You're not good at it.
Why do I have to be told by someone who hasn't done it?
I'm telling you to think about it.
It's over.
You're just a leader who's really pissed off.
Hey.
What is it?
It's not "what is it?"
You're just a leader who's really pissed off.
What is it?
Hey.
Hey, stop it.
It's you.
It doesn't make sense even if you put your hand out.
What is it?
Ah! Ah!
This is a little...
It's hard.
Ota, piss doesn't matter now.
Piss doesn't matter now.
Ota, there's a place like this.
It's over.
You're just a leader who's really pissed off.
It's you.
Hey!
What is it?
You're just a leader who's really pissed off.
It's you.
It's not "what is it?"
It's okay.
It's you.
In exchange for a little damage and criticism,
they managed to cut the glue somehow.
And...
Call your manager.
They contacted their manager and reported the situation.
It's already messed up.
Since we're disbanding...
Where are you looking?
We can disband, right?
If you're telling me to disband, can I disband?
Disband.
Ota, you can disband.
If it's like this, it's impossible.
Yes, we're disbanding.
We're disbanding, right?
Anyway, Babylon's disbanding time is...
16 minutes and 28 seconds.
I'm sorry.
Take it!
It's a prank!
I can't hide it!
It's okay.
Calm down.
- Give it to me. - Calm down for now.
- Nori. - He's very steady.
It's a little...
We were disbanding.
But we're doing it again and again.
It's sad.
I didn't know!
It's getting strong, little by little.
Please...
Don't ask me those things!
Here are today's plans for the two of them.
I think it's forbidden.
It's just we don't get along.
We didn't have enough footwear, so we wanted more of the sea.
- Oh, the sea. - Yeah.
We were like, "aren't we a team?"
- Like this? - No, no.
- Is this a project? - No, no.
- Please. - That's the best.
- No, no, no. - No, no, no.
- I've been listening to you. - No, no.
Even though it's a surprise,
after 10 years of disbandment,
hot things have piled up.
- What is it? - What is it?
Can I say something?
We disbanded a while ago, but we won't disband, right?
- No, we won't. - We'll do our best, okay?
- I'll think about it. - Wait a minute.
I've told you many times to take responsibility for it!
And with that, the disbandment battle between the two comedians has ended.
Next up is Maseki Entertainment.
Is there a comedian you'd disband right away if you were to start a disbandment battle?
A stand-up contest, yes.
The representative of Maseki is a stand-up comedian with 8 years of disbandment.
- Is that so? - Mimori is writing the story,
but aside from that, he also has a YouTube channel,
and that's enough for him to make a living,
so there's no need for him to continue his combination.
His combination isn't terribly bad,
but Mimori's insect YouTube channel
has a lot of views and has more than a million views.
On the other hand, his partner, Okumura...
I always say to Okumura,
It doesn't make sense for you to disband anytime now.
I think I'm pretty prepared for it.
So, this time, Mimori will be the trickster.
I want you to quit being an entertainer and become a YouTuber, so please disband.
He pranked me with that setting.
It's real.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Good morning.
Oh, he's here!
He's my junior.
I'm sorry for calling you all of a sudden.
They used to be seniors and juniors, so I'm a little concerned about their honorifics, but...
Could it be...
Entertainer Speed Disband Competition.
The second group is the stand-up competition.
I've been thinking about disbanding.
What?
Oh, there you are.
That's right.
I've been thinking about disbanding for this month.
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
No, well...
Mr. Okumura may be a senior, but...
I'm sorry for being so old-fashioned.
What he feared has happened.
As in the breakup story, the chair won't stop moving.
I want to focus on YouTube.
You can do YouTube while being a comedian.
That's what I might think.
You've done it before.
I've done it, but I think I knew a little about it.
What do you think about it?
No, no, no.
No, I won't break up.
It's tough.
I can't break up.
He refuses to break up with Katakuna.
- He's so straightforward. - He's rude.
- But 20 minutes later... - He's rude.
He's rude, Sora.
You hate me, don't you?
I know you do, but why do you feel that way?
- I hate you. - I don't hate you.
I don't hate you.
I quit.
- Can we break up? - Yes.
- 51 minutes and 46 seconds. - "I hate you" shocked him.
At 51 minutes and 46 seconds, they decided to break up.
Let's break up.
- Hurry up. - Hurry up.
Before they start talking, they tell a story.
- This is a prank to break up. - A prank to break up?
- You don't look good. - No, it's just...
- By the way, this is Wednesday's "downtown." - Whoa...
- Is this Wednesday's "downtown"? - Yeah.
- Is Wednesday's "downtown" like this? - No, it's like this, right?
- He's a speed breaker. - He's smiling.
- Next up is... - He's fast.
- Isn't he the most likely to break up combination in water sports? - A combination called "computer universe."
- He's amazing. - In his third year of competition, "computer universe."
- Have you ever seen him on TV? - Butik is his senior and Butik is completely in charge.
And Hashihappi is a little dissatisfied with it and says bad things about Butik behind his back.
Hashihappi is stronger than he wants to sell as an entertainer, but he wants to sell as a talent.
He's like a bandman or an actor right now, and he's making a network of people.
A guy like that who doesn't put in any effort and is just cheerful...
Well, I'll quit.
And so, the one who has the driving force in his hands...
Butik Ayumi...
What's "Butik"?
What's "Butik" about?
The one with the black tea in his hand?
- He's like a "motoyan." - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He gets mad when his teammates get hurt. - Yeah, that happens.
- That happens, right? - Yeah.
If he says bad things about Butik because he wants to get along with Butik,
I think Butik will get mad and break up with him.
Hashihappi says bad things about Butik that he usually takes care of,
and his strategy is to make Butik mad and break up with him.
Could it be...
- He's here! - He's here!
Hashihappi's here!
I need to talk to you.
I've been thinking about it for about a week now and I want to break up with you.
You started too early.
I took off my hoodie.
You took it off?
I'm worried about not being able to continue.
What's wrong with you?
Is it a forest fire?
No way.
His face is so angry.
I can't do what I want to do.
I want to break up with him because it doesn't make sense for me to continue.
I don't think you should break up with him.
HASHI refuses to break up with him with a smile.
Let's move on to the next strategy.
I'm so happy that you are dating with SAKAI because he is famous on TV.
What he said is true.
You dating with SAKAI has no advantage.
You can make friends with him.
You haven't talked about it much on TV.
You know SAKAI very well.
He does various things for you even if you don't know him.
I can't remember
Isn't it funny? Can you do it? It's impossible
You can't do it on TV
As planned, heat up for Sakai's bad words
What was funny about it?
You can do it back no matter what you get hit with
I don't know how good you are at doing it back
You look like you're good at it, but you're not good at it at all
Or you're good at it, but you're not good at it at all
Wait, you're talking about second sense?
Am I not good at it?
If you're with him, you can't continue
I said "him"
Did you say "him"?
Yankee is coming out.
You're my senior, so you shouldn't say "him".
You might say it in front of me, but I'm the one who's in trouble.
My partner is in trouble.
I don't know about that.
Can you cut it?
It's not like I'm in trouble.
So let's break up.
Oh, no.
He took off his shoes.
Why does he keep taking off his shoes?
Because it's easier for me to move.
Because it's easier for you to move.
Oh, no.
I have more complaints, but...
Break up.
It's 7 minutes.
Take off your shoes.
He's hot.
So, Computer Universe will end in 7 minutes and 13 seconds.
I see.
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop.
Wait, wait. Calm down.
Calm down, calm down.
It's dangerous.
Take off your shoes.
Take off your shoes and take them off.
What does that mean?
Why is he taking off his shoes?
It's okay, but...
I didn't know that he had "alko and peace" with him.
I've been told that it's a combination of Mr. Sakai's existence.
You've been told?
You've been told.
Who? Who?
Mr. Sakai.
I'm telling you.
It's complicated.
This is hard.
So, the speed disbandment competition...
will end in...
The representative of human resources, Takeuchi- zu.
He is said to be one of the youngest comedians in the world.
Even on the radio where he appears.
Seriously, come on time!
It's okay if you're a little late, but one hour is really...
No, you said that you didn't want to drink anymore, didn't you?
That's why you haven't forgiven me for a long time.
That's why Kotetsu-san said it too, but...
I still don't forgive you.
It's okay, you can say it now, but you said me to come on time!
I don't want to.
Wow, that's amazing.
Every time, in the end, it becomes a mouthful.
It's so evil that the staff can't stand it.
Shikaken, which one will you choose?
Shikaken, I'm in trouble, but...
After all, Takeuchi's book has a little extraordinary parts, so...
I chose Gamanosuke for Shikaken.
There's nothing wrong with Takeuchi's book anymore.
So, when I said I was going to disband, he said, "Oh, okay."
What's the expected time?
I see.
One second.
What does that mean?
Next, please.
I'm Gamanosuke.
In the first place, why do you have such a bad relationship?
That's my fault, but...
There was a time when I thought it was better to write stories.
Well, at first, it happens a lot.
At first, I thought of my partner as a small tool.
Then, last summer, my partner exploded and said, "I'm breaking up with you today."
Have you ever been told to break up with your partner?
Yes, I have.
So, how long have you been talking to each other except for writing stories?
We haven't talked for about a year or two.
A year or two?
Yes, we haven't talked at all.
Basically, even if I say something or write a long story,
he only replies with "understood."
He only replies with "understood."
Yes, he only replies with "understood."
Well, if we break up like this,
it may be a good opportunity.
No, I don't want you to do it, but...
I'm sorry, but I'm getting emotional because of Gamanosuke.
I'm sure Takeuchi has something to say.
Could it be...
Here it is!
This program has been brought to you by the following sponsors.
Entertainer Speed Disbandment Championship.
And last but not least, Takeuchi's map.
Here it is!
Takeuchi.
I'm getting emotional.
They're not on good terms.
They look different.
What's going on?
They're not saying hello.
They're not looking at each other.
It's weird for me to say this.
I think they're trying to create an atmosphere.
What are they going to do?
I've been meaning to say this.
I want to disband.
One second.
I don't want to do this anymore.
Takeuchi is dead.
Can we disband?
Yes.
No way!
He said yes!
What's going on?
It's true!
He's a killer!
I want to disband.
One second.
I don't want to do this anymore.
Takeuchi is dead.
Can we disband?
Yes.
As expected, they disbanded in seconds without Takeuchi.
Wait a minute. What are you going to do?
I'm sorry.
Thank you for everything.
It was a little hard.
Why do you only say "yes"?
Wait a minute.
Why do you only say "yes" when Takeuchi comes in?
Is that so?
What is this? What's going on?
But this is impossible.
So you're disbanding now?
If you're disbanding, I'm disbanding.
Then we're disbanding.
Wait, we're disbanding.
We're disbanding.
Get in! Get in!
The disbandment has been decided, but let's see how it goes.
It's a lot of fun contacting Takeuchi-kun, but I'm sure he doesn't like me much other than that.
Well, in the first place.
He's the one who says, "That's not true."
First of all, it's a little hard for me not to apologize.
Takeuma's story is like that, too.
I broke it, but I can't apologize for it.
Is he looking down on me?
Well, he's looking down on you, but he hates you.
No way.
I hate you.
Do you want me to fix it first? Okay.
Takeuchi-kun, I want you to fix it, too.
What are you talking about?
You're not going to disband, are you?
Yeah.
Because it's no use talking about it now.
That's right.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's right.
Why do you keep talking about it?
You said you were going to disband.
That's right.
You're smart.
That's right.
Get out of there!
The reality of the disbandment was too different for Takeuchi-kun.
I'm sorry.
It's okay, Takeuchi-kun.
It's not like that. I'm sorry.
It's okay.
What are you doing?
It's a prank.
High-speed disbandment championship.
This isn't actually a disbandment, is it?
Yes.
Which one?
You're saying it's not a disbandment?
It's not a disbandment?
If you're saying it's not a disbandment, then it's fine.
Anyway, you're saying it's not a disbandment?
That's right.
He understood that it was just a project.
The direction of continuing the duo was...
Coffee. Let's go get some coffee.
Shut up.
Don't go home like this.
I can't go home like this.
Let's go get some coffee.
And so, in the first comedian speed disbandment competition,
the winner was Takeuchi-zu.
Yes.
That's right.
Yes, and so...
Ten seconds.
How was it?
Come on...
Can you stop saying "downtown" on Wednesdays?
It's "downtown" on Wednesdays...
Isn't there a place where it's okay if it's "downtown" on Wednesdays?
Even for juniors.
Even if you say it's a web program, won't you be satisfied?
It's "downtown" on Wednesdays...
But rather than leaving it as it is,
it seems like it's going in a good direction because it's shaking a little.
That's right.
It's a surprisingly good project.
The dream age of nine hasn't come out yet.
I see.
If you don't mind, see you again.
Next time...
The most pranked "deceived king" in 2021.
An old one-week preview prank.
Also...
The Yukiyama Fusentaro Race will be held.
Who will win the tough, dangerous, stupid, unprecedented triathlon race?
Tonight's broadcast is on TVER.
The past broadcast sessions are on Parabi.