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Let's welcome our guests for Wednesday night!
This is the presenter!
It's Audrey Katsuta!
Your voice is coming out!
My voice is coming out more than ever!
I'm full of energy!
What is it?
First of all, I'd like to tell you about one of my stories.
Wow!
Yes.
It's a countermeasure!
It's not going to be disbanded, is it?
Right away?
It's a special edition, isn't it?
No, it's not.
There is a classic fall hole in a variety show.
Yes, there is.
I've done it many times.
That's right.
But, generally speaking of a fall hole,
it's about enjoying falling down.
This time, it's about enjoying falling down.
Here it is!
Even if you fall in a fall hole,
you can't be sane if you can't tell a story at all and it gets dark.
No, no.
This is...
It's not sane for the staff here.
It's a theory that staff who are not sane think about.
This is really...
After-fall-hole.
That's right.
Well, generally speaking of a fall hole,
it's about 2 meters deep.
Oh, I see.
But, this time, it's a special fall hole that you can't fall in on your own.
It's 3 meters or more deep.
As it is?
That's right.
Oh, I see.
No, no, no.
Oh, you can fall in.
It can't be helped if you can't fall in.
So, you're going to do a full fall hole with only what's in the hole?
Can you do it?
Can I say something?
Yes.
Why are you doing that?
I'm just wondering what will happen.
I'm really excited.
So, this time, we rented this campsite.
Its latest part...
Oh, I'm scared.
Including its private area,
we installed a fall hole in a forest where people never pass.
Yes.
Furthermore, the depth of the hole is...
This is impossible.
3.3 meters deep.
This is impossible.
It's almost double the depth of a normal fall hole.
Wait a minute.
The target that will probably fall into the deepest fall hole in the world of variety shows is...
It's not that deep.
I'm Nagaru Shipei.
I'm Ketsu, the president of Japan, and I'm from Osaka.
I'm Nakano, and I'm planning to go home today.
I'm going to win and build a house.
Just kidding!
I'm Aoshiro, and I'm going to do my best.
I'll do my best!
Yeah!
Life...
From regular pranks to virgin pranks,
these five people were called out for different purposes.
I see.
And their fake show is...
Entertainer Treasure Hunting King Decision Battle
I see.
Furthermore, this time,
in order to create a reality that can be forgotten in a hole,
a total of 30 people will start from different places,
and they will be disbanded one by one.
It's a setting where staff mistakes are likely to occur.
It's like we're being forgotten.
That's right.
Since there are a lot of people...
Even if we fall, right?
That's right.
And on the way to the starting point,
one person will fall into the fall hole.
Thank you!
They've set up everything properly.
Let's go!
It's in there!
What's this "beware of fire"?
Look.
What's this?
Is someone going to sell it?
Wow, it's scary.
What's this? It's really scary to look at.
Night watch.
By the way, this sign...
Night watch is fake,
"fire" is currently on sale,
but it's really cheap.
Oh my!
Fakes are weak.
Is this right?
Depending on this rough treasure map,
each person will walk up the hill by themselves for 10 minutes.
It's better to go in here.
We'll go in more than that.
It's really scary.
Such a voice.
And Nadal, too.
Ouch!
Wait a minute!
What is this?!
It's deep. It's really deep.
What's more, the other three fell into a pitfall.
Wow! What is this?!
Wow!
They did it!
This is their reaction, right?
Hey! You did it!
Is it from here?
At 2 p.m.,
when the five of them fell 3 meters underground like this,
the verification begins.
By the way, other than the camera in their hands,
they will use a tree branch,
a remote camera hidden in a hole,
a focus camera,
and a pinhole camera.
It's a deep hole!
Do you have to drop it like this?
The airtime is amazing!
Hey!
There are so many frogs.
Really?
There are poisonous frogs!
One, two, three...
Four, five...
Six...
Five frogs!
They are frogs.
Cute!
Really!
Cute!
Carola! Wait! Carola! Hey!
What a car!
Car? It's a bee! A bee!
A cricket! A cockroach came out of it!
Oh my!
It's in my apartment, too.
It's amazing!
First of all, he is surprised at the depth of this hole and the rich ecosystem,
and of course, he thinks it's still a normal pitfall prank.
It's still a normal pitfall prank.
But!
It's too long!
Hey! It's too long!
When will you stop being a staff member?
Just remember where you dug by yourself!
Hey!
Car! Car! Car!
Car! Car! Car! No, it's not!
Usually, if you don't come at this point, it's weird for the staff member to hold the camera.
I've been here for about ten minutes!
Ten minutes later...
Ten minutes after the fall,
anger towards the staff began to build up for the first time.
So, from now on,
we will activate a device to make you think that this fall is not a normal pitfall prank but some kind of trouble.
First of all...
What?
Everyone! There are a total of ten treasure chests hidden in this campsite!
Please do your best to find them!
And this is the original location.
Then, first stage, start!
It's weird for the staff member to speak normally.
Because it's an accident.
Then why isn't anyone here?
Which one is it?
I don't know either one of them.
And, gradually, anxiety towards the unexpected situation...
And...
Thirty minutes later...
First stage is over!
If you couldn't find the treasure box, you will be disbanded from the site!
Thank you for your hard work!
She said "disbanded from the site"...
Wait a minute!
Is it possible for me not to be found like this?
Starsters!
I'm here! My name is Berserker Ogata!
I'm getting older!
Finally, she started to feel the possibility of being left behind
Then, another fifteen minutes later...
This is tough
A car! A car is coming!
Hey!
Wait! Wait! Wait! I'll do it now!
Wait a minute!
You'll do it now?
Hey!
You did it! You did it!
Hey!
What's going on here?
An hour has passed since the fall of Harato here.
Then...
The staff must have left.
It's too wide.
The location is too wide!
It's because the night view comes out!
Have you forgotten about this?!
If you've forgotten about it, this show is over!
The belief of "forgotten" has begun to change for sure.
And more than that...
Oh!
What is it?
Wait a minute!
Something is falling!
What is it?
Look!
It says "toshiya".
king of chair
2010...
What does it mean?
It's an old one.
That's right.
I thought it fell.
Wow!
It's hard!
Is there a possibility of a TV "otoshiya" from 11 years ago?
Is there a hole that has been left for about 10 years?
Yes!
This hole is...
"king of chair" from the same year's "otoshiya" regular show...
"forgotten" after filming.
That's the setting.
Wow!
And it's spring!
This is scary!
This is reality!
Therefore, they made the hole a month ago...
and aged it.
And they hid "otoshiya" from 11 years ago in it.
Wow!
So it's not a prank?
It's like this?
Like this?
So it fell by chance?
It's really made by a TV person, isn't it?
Wow!
Did they give you a pension recently?
Did you win a lottery?
Hey! Help me!
Help me!
With this meticulous trick,
the members seem to be almost certain of the world's rare old-fashioned fall disaster,
but only this man...
It's burning!
It's messed up!
Give!
Oh, this is bad!
Insect repellent spray!
Give it to me!
Hey, lady!
Hey!
Give me some tea!
They still don't seem to believe that this is some kind of prank.
Wow!
And like this, an hour and a half has passed since the fall.
If it gets dark, it'll change again.
Then, the members realized that they couldn't reach for help,
and managed to escape on their own.
Ugh!
Man, this is gross!
This is getting on my nerves.
I'm going home! I'm going home, Otter!
However, due to the interference material, the loose scaffolding and the 3.3m vertical wall that sticks out,
and the oil that was painted just in case, have nothing to do with it.
Just looking at it makes me sick!
This is how Otoshiana's other side of the prank began.
What will happen to the five of them?
I see.
It's one of the pranks.
No, not necessarily their fate, but I hope we can save them.
This is incredible.
This is unbelievable.
They're getting tricked.
They're doing a lot of tricks and they're really believing it.
Like showing them old programs and stuff like that.
They're into it.
It's like a singing game.
I wonder what kind of mindset you had when painting the oil.
I feel sorry for Yutti who was brought here only for dummies
Yutti and Joyman were there too
They are all good entertainers
I can't believe it
If Charlie Cobb comes out, it's over
I'm scared
We all have the same thought
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Damn it
Is there any truth in this?
Take it out!
This verification is scheduled to last 6 hours until 8pm
However, 2 hours have passed
It reminds me of the past when I fell into a hole
Damn it
- I'm exhausted - Yeah, me too
- I'm hungry - Yeah, me too
Let's calm down! Let's calm down for once!
I'm too used to it! I'm too used to it!
Let's calm down for once
Enya-san, Enya, let's sing Enya's song
Calm down. It's time for you to calm down
Let's go home!
Oh no! The GoPro's gone somewhere!
Oh no!
I stepped on the GoPro!
Oh no! The GoPro's broken!
Oh, you're taking it out
Wow!
It hurts!
Nadal tries to lure the staff out with his special lie
Here, three hours have passed since the fall and it's now five o'clock
- This is scary - Then...
Three hours!
The GoPro's broken!
- Huh? - I don't know!
Nadal's lie comes to life
I don't know anymore! I thought my lens was brown!
I'm sorry!
I don't know anymore! I'm sorry, cameraman!
I'm sorry, cameraman!
Oh, the camera's off!
This is the last chance.
(Praying)
What's wrong?
Are you climbing up?
(Screaming)
Help me!
(Praying for a chance)
I'm getting numb.
You're getting numb?
Oh, no. I'm about to die of dehydration.
Nadal's lies turned out to be true.
I drank all of my tea!
I'm thirsty!
Then...
I'll show you my trick.
This doesn't fit.
What are you doing? Are you draining water?
There's no water at all.
Nadal drinks water from wet fallen leaves.
There's water!
The time is 5:30 p.m.
It's finally Sunday.
This is really scary.
Are you serious?
I broke my leg.
You're still saying that?
That's impossible.
Something weird hit me and I broke my leg.
I'm sorry!
My leg!
Oh my!
Nadal, who still thinks it's some kind of program project.
Nakano and Ketsu, who are shaking between an accident and a prank.
And Ogata and Chance, who think it's a complete accident.
Ogata and Chance, who think it's a complete accident and a prank.
Ogata, on the other hand.
I'll climb up.
Let's climb up.
Ogata decided to escape on his own.
So, he tied his jersey up and hung it up on a rope next to a passage and climbed up.
Then...
This is the worst!
He threw it without holding one side and lost his jersey in one shot.
This is the worst!
On the other hand, Kaerutei Nakano is sleeping, giving up both rescue and escape.
What do you want me to do?
Stay in my nose!
This is boring!
Get me out of here!
Ogata, who lost his jersey, tied up all his clothes and helmet.
And he made a longer rope.
All in all, it's a desperate re-challenge.
Hang in there!
You can't catch me, can you?
No, I can't.
Oh, it's hard.
However, there is no sign of reaching the rope five meters ahead.
As they run, it gets dark.
Is this reality?
I don't know anymore.
I don't know what it is, but I'm tired.
There are a lot of mosquitoes.
Nakano woke up from his sleep because of mosquitoes.
He took measures against mosquitoes and went back to work.
Wow, there are a lot of mosquitoes.
I'm sorry.
I'll buy this.
Ogata used a pin microphone waist pouch and improved his own rope even more.
Hang in there!
All right.
And he kept trying 27 times.
Wow, that's amazing.
What are you doing on the line?
Wow, really?
That's nice.
The helmet became a hook and it finally connected with the rope on the ground.
Is it okay?
That's right.
How is it?
Damn it!
What am I?
I'm a stubborn person.
This is the worst project I've ever done in my life.
Get me out of here!
And it was 6 o'clock in the morning.
This is so scary!
Here, they used a device that would make you even more scared.
No way!
Oh, this is scary.
That's a wild dog barking.
What kind of barking is that?
Wearing a helmet and getting ready for the worst...
...the dog barks.
And...
A gunshot?
(Gunshot)
He's hiding again.
And...
Five hours later...
At 7 o'clock in the evening...
Again, a hit on Genjin Ogaka's string.
This is amazing!
This is amazing.
He's doing well.
You can do it!
Yes!
Damn it!
After that, he managed to hook it on the rope, but the hook couldn't support his weight.
However, for a man who continues to challenge non- stop for more than two hours, unexpected good luck comes his way.
Down.
It's like a string.
It's coming!
Wow!
It's coming!
Wow! You can do it!
It's coming!
Really?
Good! Good! Good!
One side of the rope came off from its neck and fell like a string from heaven.
You can do it!
It's coming!
What should I do?
It's a little thin.
I got it.
It looks good.
I got it.
Good.
He made a string around the rope and made it into a scaffold.
He has a rashikara wisdom.
Don't say rashikara!
It's shining!
And...
You can do it!
I can't do it!
What's wrong?
I can't do it!
What's wrong?
I can't do it!
After five and a half hours, his hands finally reached the ground three meters above.
What?
It can't be!
No, it can't be!
Stop it. Stop it!
Damn it!
The "please do it for me" string came off.
I see.
Damn it!
And the other survivor, Chance Oshiro...
I'm thirsty.
...can't show his action on air.
Wow!
"Please do it for me" string came off.
What time is it?
I don't care who you are. I don't know you at all.
Please help me.
That's what most people say.
So, in response to his request...
Hey!
I'm sorry.
Do you have any strings?
String?
String!
St...
String?
String!
String?
String, I said!
Don't say it like that!
...says the old man who can't communicate.
String!
Give me some sweet potatoes!
Sweet potatoes will do. I'm hungry.
Roasted sweet potatoes.
How come you don't know?!
Hey, old man!
Watch what you say!
This is the worst.
As a final trick, each of them will use a different person.
And, as a result, they will tell a joke.
As a result, the next chance is...
Hey!
St...
String?
Why do you sound like that?
String?
String!
...will come.
Chance!
String!
Please, God!
String!
Are you a ghost?!
Digita Mind Indian.
Are you human?! Are you alive?!
Digita Mind Indian. What are you doing here?
Scary...
Are you a foreigner?!
Digita Mind Indian.
Oh, you're a primitive person!
You're a primitive human, right?!
So you're a primitive human?!
Can you pull me up?!
What's up with you, Digita Mind Indian?
Huh?!
I'm alive, but you saved me from the picture!
Huh?! What's up with you?!
Oh, oh...
Oh, oh!
Oh! Wait!
Oh, he's gone...
Digita Mind Indian! Hey!
Digita Mind Indian!
And next up is Nakano.
Help me.
Straight to the point.
And next up is Ketsu.
Gross.
Scary.
What happened?
Good evening.
Is this the place?
This is scary.
Who are you?
You don't have to help me with that.
I don't know what happened, so I'm a little scared.
But...
This is really scary.
I can't do it.
And last up is Ogata.
Oh, Ogata.
He's still fighting for his escape.
That's amazing.
He won't add any more help.
That's right.
He'll just watch for a little longer.
You think you can do it?
I'd like to see you do it.
And with that, it's been six hours since they fell.
Here's a story for the remaining four.
See? He's been doing it for a while now.
Is it over?
You're so cool.
What is this?
That's right.
He's angry.
It's long.
What is this?
I'm angry. I'm angry.
I'm angry.
You're bad-mouthed.
Nadal will explain this project.
It took me six hours to get to Otosharan.
Six hours!
I came here for the prize money.
It's not different from my usual shooting.
We can only get 10,000 yen for this.
Do you want to go to the bathroom now?
I want to go to the bathroom now.
I've been locked up here for six hours.
I don't want to go to the bathroom now.
Next is Nakano.
I was surprised.
What is this?
Is it over?
How do you feel now?
How do I feel?
It's the worst.
That's right.
I'm happy.
It's deep.
Next is Ketsu.
I'm surprised.
Thank you for your hard work.
You...
Ketsu is surprised like a kingdom.
A stranger came here earlier.
What?
A stranger...
Who is it?
I don't know.
Next is Chance.
Who is it?
(crying)
What's wrong?
What is this?
I met someone. I'm happy.
I met someone.
I was buried in a mountain 27 years ago.
Is that so?
Yes.
But it might have been harder than that.
You're kidding.
Wow, I'm happy!
Yay!
Wow, there were a lot of people.
Thank you, everyone!
I'm sorry.
Even though it happened in front of me like this, I'm grateful for it.
And how will Ogata's fate turn out?
Wow, that's amazing!
So, how was it, Masuo-san?
(laughing)
I can't say "Help me," even if you look at me like that.
That's right.
Right?
Yes.
I might have mistaken you for a ghost.
Or maybe you're one of those people who made this hole.
You might have been doing this to people.
That's scary.
Isn't it really scary?
You might have been trapped by someone.
That's a possibility.
Right.
You might have been attacked.
That's true.
But Ogata's rope came off of the tree, right?
Yes.
I'm doubting that you might have removed the staff.
You tied it up pretty well at first.
I'm about to escape! Someone help me!
(laughing)
You might have removed the staff.
I don't think so.
Really?
I felt like the end of the rope came off of me.
(laughing)
That's suspicious.
You didn't have to go that far.
I want you to escape.
But I think we can do it.
We're asking questions only in the video.
Yes, we're asking questions only in the video.
I wonder what will happen.
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If you don't do anything, you might be put under the tree.
Are you staying still?
You might be staying still.
The rope, which was the only hope so far, has come off of the tree that was fixed.
It was a despairing shape.
I won't give up.
That's amazing.
It looks cool.
Now that we have this rope in our hands, let's think positively.
Despite this harsh situation,
they tied their helmets and ropes together to create a new item.
Once again, they aim for the ground.
And then...
The distance is completely different.
And then, the biggest slow of the day.
We can do it.
They managed to hook it to a strong wire that is more than twice as far from the first rope.
That's amazing.
However...
Well...
That's about it.
The hook was weak and came off immediately.
It's difficult.
The weather is bad.
We can do it.
They confirmed that there is no risk of electrocution and decided to try again.
And they faced their 113th enemy today.
Wow, it's shoes!
They successfully twisted the rope and fixed it with a wire.
Oh, it's entangled!
And by passing it through the metal fittings found in the pitfall,
the rope is stretched and a bridge to the ground is completed.
But...
That's impossible!
Ouch, my legs hurt!
I know, right?
But I can't reach it.
Since the rope is so thin and weighs a lot,
they can't climb it due to pain in their hands and legs.
Unfortunately.
Ouch, it's entangled!
So, Ogata's next plan is...
They replaced the metal fittings in the chuck with minus drivers and removed the screws from the wall.
Wow, that's amazing!
Really?
Wow!
They cut a thick protective sheet.
Make a fire extinguisher in it and create a scaffold for climbing with climbing skills.
I see.
Using these two to plan escape from prison,
Oga, the unscrupulous smuggler...
I'm a smuggler!
Then...
Stop!
Go!
Ah!
Oh!
Go!
Go for it!
Make a fire! Make a fire!
By distributing ropes and scaffold,
Go! Go! Go!
Oga has arrived at the top of the hole in a stable state.
Go for it!
Ah!
I can't run away.
Wow, it's cool!
It's amazing!
And then...
Ah!
Just a little more!
Ah!
Oga keeps attacking.
It's amazing!
Ah!
Damn it!
Ah!
Then...
All right!
Go for it!
Finally, they worked together.
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
I can do it! I can do it!
Go for it!
Ah!
As it is...
No, it's impossible! Can you do it?
I can't do it. I can't hold it.
It's tough.
My stomach hurts a little.
While climbing a wall, she increases her scaffolding in a high position.
No matter how many times she fails, little by little...
However, she steadily approaches the ground.
She's really amazing.
What?
Why?
It came off.
In this worst situation where the rope she worked hard to fix comes off...
No way!
It's going to come off!
She adds "screws" to her words and attacks with only the remaining climbing route, but...
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
(Laughing)
I'm gonna cry.
I'm so frustrated.
(Laughing)
I'm almost there.
It's been seven hours since the fall.
Ogata's mind and body were reaching their limits.
I can't do it.
(Crying)
The staff is preparing to rescue Ogata whenever they can and tell Ogata jokes.
Don't do it.
Let Ogata do it.
You can do it.
Ogata stands up again.
He never gives up. He's great.
He's a tough guy.
Can you do it?
And...
You can do it!
Go! Go! Go!
Go!
Go! Go!
You can do it!
You did it!
Ogata successfully escaped.
You're amazing!
Ogata's mind and body were reaching their limits.
Oh!
You're here.
What do you say?
What's going on?
What's so funny about this?
It just so happens to be Wednesday.
Were you going to do this for a week?
A week?
We didn't expect you to climb up.
Are we supposed to climb up?
We weren't supposed to climb up.
But you did it, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
What was the hardest part?
Everything.
My hands hurt and they slip.
I can't do it.
I can't feel my hands at all.
It was really hard. It was the hardest thing I've ever done.
I see.
I can't use my strength anymore.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm going to take a shower and get some water.
What's going to happen?
I'm going to put you in here and let you go.
Is this going to be funny?
Yes, it's okay. It was funny.
Ogata survived in 7 hours and 12 minutes.
I was angry.
She looked like a hero. I couldn't hold back my tears.
She was so cool.
I came here with a light heart.
But I was so moved.
It was amazing.
I think we don't need to censor it.
We can't censor it. It's a TV show.
I was so moved.
I felt like I was watching "showshunk"'s "sorany".
We were all cheering for you.
I got courage from all over Japan.
You didn't give up.
I really respect you.
Next time, I'll try to jump 8 meters.
You're annoying.
Next week is "everyone's theory special".
A pro-wrestler can win against a fountain.
Wait a minute.
Horiu's "waiting for 10 minutes" theory.
Harvesting fruits is also a theory.
"tiger eyes" is also a theory.
You're annoying.
Tonight's show is broadcasted on Parabi.