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Yoko's manager
This is how it is
Yoko's manager
He comes every week
Is he your usual man today?
Yoko's manager
I think so
Let's call him
Yoko's manager
It's you
Yoko's manager
It's 2.4 meters.
It's not that much.
It's 188 centimeters.
It's big.
Let me tell you about this show by themes.
There are surprisingly many themes.
What do you think they are?
There are various themes.
There are a lot of them.
This is music.
We brought various musical instruments.
The theme of this show is...
"Music Theory Day".
We are going to learn music theory for an hour.
First of all, do you remember this theory?
Look at this.
What is it?
It's a theory that you can make good lyrics only with an entertainer's name.
It's a long time ago, isn't it?
I don't remember it at all.
You do remember it.
You did it before.
I did it many times.
I call it many times, so I can't forget it.
You did it when you were Dr. Hyakubyo.
No, no, no.
That can't be true.
It's a theory.
It was six years ago.
That's impossible.
It's a theory that you can make good lyrics only with an entertainer's name.
We have prepared the second song we made with an entertainer's name last time.
Let's continue from the first song and move on to the second song.
Do you remember it if I play it?
Six years ago, two bears sang for me.
What? Connor did it!
No, no, I didn't do it.
I thought I was resting.
Six years ago, two bears sang for me.
It's hard work.
Wow, there are so many different genres.
It's hard work.
You're good at singing, too.
It was the tallest building at the time.
Second, Koga Prefecture.
♪In the savanna of nature♪
♪In the blue sky, under the rainbow♪
♪Isn't twilight beautiful?♪
♪Australia balance♪
♪Once again, it's a quiet afternoon♪
♪Extending it to the jungle♪
♪In your pocket, it's a monkey gorilla♪
♪Coala Banzai♪
♪Bandara Two-Boy pen high ♪
♪Run through me and get up ♪
Dry engine smells of walnuts
Thank you, Japanese president
Company oath or boyfriend?
I feel like a tori Angle
In the middle of a night
Chan and Maichiro become stories.
Thank you very much.
Did you remember anything?
No.
First of all, I can't remember anything and I can't think of any lyrics.
You just look at the delicate pictures below.
That's right.
When I was in Charambola, I said, "It's old."
I don't think that's right.
What do you mean by "old"?
It's recent, isn't it?
Why did you suddenly say "old" to us?
That's right.
But I really don't remember it.
What's wrong with you two?
Why did you dig it up now?
"The Day of the Music Theory".
Next is...
"Who do you think of?" part of "First Love" sung by Utada Hikaru.
In karaoke, everyone sings "Who do you think of?"
This time, we asked for cooperation from this karaoke shop.
We asked the general public who came.
We're looking for someone who's good at "First Love".
They lied about checking their singing ability and investigated.
We'll check it out with a fixed-point camera.
Let's start the Dahar investigation.
That's fine, isn't it?
That's fine.
It's pretty long, isn't it?
Will Dahar really jump out?
She's good.
She's good, isn't she?
It's good, isn't it?
Take it off, take it off.
It's scary.
It came out in a really good condition.
She sang "the heart".
The second "the heart" investigator is this woman.
It's funny.
She's really good at singing.
She'll definitely say it.
She's good at it.
No, she won't say it.
She won't say it.
It's embarrassing.
I didn't know "the heart" was included in the supermarket.
Poor people.
"the heart" again.
Furthermore...
Poor people.
She won't say it.
She won't say it?
Her friends also said "no reaction" when she won "the heart".
Until now, three times in a row.
"the heart" rate is 100%.
After that, the investigation continues...
As expected, most of the people were "the heart".
"the heart" again.
If you listen to Hikaru Utada's "first love" again...
It's embarrassing.
Hikaru Utada is embarrassed.
The main family also said "the heart" firmly.
If you sing originally and faithfully, it is natural to become "the heart".
Then, how do professional artists who cover "first love" sing?
The first one is...
Speaking of covers, this person, MAY J.
If you confirm the part of "ray"...
Isn't the singing method different from that of Kano-kun?
This MAY J. is good.
Be careful, MAY J.
Don't say it!
Be careful! Don't say it!
MAY J. said it!
"Dara"?
It was "dara".
The next one is...
Taiwan's genius singer, Lin Youchun.
She sang "dara"?
Two songs in a row, "daraa".
Is "daraa" the main song in the cover?
Next up is Hideaki Tokunaga, who is also familiar with this cover.
Are you trying to fool me?
Go, second place!
Be careful.
Second place, I'm counting on you.
daraa
She sang it like a singer.
Next up is...
"juju".
"dasaa"!
It's crazy!
It's an amazing original song!
"dasaa" jumps out of her imagination.
I want "daraa" too!
But she's used to it and is familiar with it.
"daraa"!
How is Hideaki Tokunaga and "daraa" reaction to "daraa"?
It's cool!
It's her own song.
It's cool!
Be careful.
It's okay.
Be careful.
That's what I think.
That's it! That's it!
So, not all of them were "da-ah".
Some were "da-rah", some were "da-sah", and some were "da-kyoh".
"The Day of Music's Theory". Next is...
Yoshi Ikuzo's "Ora, Tokyo, Sai, Guda" and "Village in the Same Situation" will be revised.
So, we contacted the "village yakuba" of 183 villages in Japan...
...investigated the synchro rate of "Ora, Tokyo, Sai, Guda" and created a ranking.
Does a village with a 100% synchro rate exist?
This time, we'll introduce them with a song written by Yoshi Ikuzo.
First...
Fifth place...
...Nagano Prefecture, Shimoina Prefecture, Urugi Village.
Furthermore, all of the songs and videos were filmed in Urugi Village.
Ah, there's TV! There's also a radio!
The car is running wildly!
There's a roadside station!
There's a bar!
You took off your watch!
But in the morning, you got up and took a walk for about two hours!
There's a phone!
There's also gas!
The bus comes five times a day!
It's a good song.
It's a song about a real village.
It's a good song.
If you're going to Tokyo,
to a bad station,
is it one hour by car?
Well, it's not bad.
- It's not bad. - Yeah, it is.
- It's not a picture. - There is a guitar! There is a stereo! I've seen it before!
There is a cafe! There is a gym! Although I'm not alone, there is only one elementary school, middle school and combined school.
There is a pharmacy! There is a movie theater! I don't think it will come! There is a play! There is a disco! There is a lookout!
- Do you know what a "laser disc" is? - No, I haven't said it yet.
- What is a "laser disc"? Sometimes it's a guitar! Sometimes it's a lead!
Even if I say it all of a sudden, I can't sing it! I don't have courage! I don't have a magazine!
- Hey! - Sometimes there is a stairwell! There is a traffic light! There are only two of them!
- There is electricity in my village! - But in Urugi Village...
- You're happy, aren't you?
- There is a hot spring! - There is a hot spring!
Because there is a hot spring, we also renewed the accommodation facilities!
- As a result, the lyric synchronization rate of Urugi Village in Nagano Prefecture was 37%. - Oh, that's a lot!
- Next is the fifth place in the same ranking as Urugi Village... - Which is it?
- Okinawa Prefecture, Tonaki Village. - Tonaki Village...
And second place is also the same and two villages are in the rank.
Nara Prefecture, Nosegawa Village and
Tokyo Prefecture, Aogashima Village, 40%.
And "ORA TOKYO SAI GUDA" lyric synchronization rate first place is...
Kagoshima Prefecture, Kagoshima Prefecture, Mishima Village
It's cool.
From the south of Satsuma Peninsula, it's about 40 kilometers southward.
Mishima Village is one of the three islands.
It's the first in the same building.
Oh, there's a TV, there's a radio, there's a car running, there's a piano, there's a bar, and there's only you.
It's a two-hour walk away.
There's a phone, there's gas, and there's no bus running at all.
Ora Mishima Village Yata
If you go to Tokyo...
It's the only shop on the island.
If you go to Tokyo, you have to wait four hours by ferry to Kagoshima.
What?
Is it cheap?
Yes, there is guitar, stereo, and also "janbe" is popular.
"Janbe"? "Janbe"?
There is a cafe and a hotel.
There are twenty young people in their twenties.
There is no high school.
There is not even one.
When they are fifteen, they all go out of the island.
There is no medicine.
There is no movie.
Sometimes there is a low-speed train.
There is no disco.
There is no peeking.
There was a laser disc, but there is only one karaoke song.
There are twenty-eight songs to sing.
There are four times a week.
Sometimes there is a local broadcasting signal.
But there is electricity.
But in Mishima Village, there is a hot spring.
There is a hot spring, but there is no hot springs.
There is nothing around.
So, in Kagoshima Prefecture, Mishima Village's singer- songwriter ratio was 44%.
As a result, in Japan, it was 44% even in first place.
Then, what about in other villages in the world?
Does a village with 100% singer-songwriter ratio exist?
Wednesday's "Downtown" is brought to you by these sponsors.
When we surveyed the response around the world,
this is probably the world ranking 1st place for Ora Tokyo Festival Guda's "Village next to village"
Kenya Republic, Laikipia Prefecture, South Yuki Prefecture, Poisropochuk Prefecture, Samaria Village
What is the synchronization rate of the lyrics?
Watch it with the video of the actual village filmed in Kenya.
Samaria is a village.
Nairobi, Edirne,
it takes 6 hours by car to get to Nairobi, Edirne.
Sounds like fun.
Oh, there's no guitar, no stereo, no champagne, no instruments, no cafe, no drink,
there's only young people in the village.
Grandma and Grandpa don't know your age.
There's no medicine, no movie, if you get hurt, you get aloe vera.
There's no disco, no peeking, is a laser disc edible?
There's no karaoke, singing is a ritual and not entertainment.
There's no newspaper, no magazine, in the first place, there's no letters in the village,
there's no traffic lights in the village, there's no electricity in my village.
But there's no conflict in the Samaria village.
There's no conflict, there's nothing to do, and there's no point in drinking in the daytime.
And so, in Kenya, 77% of the lyrics in the Samaria village were in sync with each other.
Next up, do you remember a theory about Yoshi Ikuzo's commercial song?
I know this one!
Commercial song?
Warkman and Shin Nihon House's song "Izureka wo Utatta Ga Saigo wo Mou Ippou wa Nidoto"
Omoidasenai Setsu
It's like, if you sing either of them, you'll end up singing either of them.
Suminareta Wakanai
That's "Shin Nihon House".
And "Warkman"?
"Warkman".
You're right!
That's right!
So, let's listen to "Shin Nihon House".
"Wakanai" is coming up soon!
"Joukei" is coming up, too!
It's coming up, isn't it?
That's right!
Yes, yes, yes.
I know, I know.
And so, "Warkman" is "Omoidasenai".
But if you listen to "Warkman", you'll think of "Ah, say, ah, say, ah!".
"Warkman" is this one.
You're right!
It's not a wrong song, though.
Let's live in this city.
It's been a while since we came here.
Let's live in this city.
Let's go, everyone, to Wakuman.
I see.
If you listen to it now, you can sing it.
When I heard "New Japan House" earlier, I thought it wouldn't come out.
It's because Yoshi-chan doesn't do much.
Is that so?
The theory of music.
Next is...
Yaguchi Mari. Even if she sings "Koi no Dance Sai" in karaoke after being lectured, it's hard to say "sexy beam"
Speaking of Yaguchi's big name in the Morning Musume era...
This "sexy beam"
And this time, Yaguchi will be lectured by...
Yaguchi and Yaguchi are close even in private.
They're actresses and others.
So, Yaguchi, who doesn't know anything, will be joined by his best friend, Yushim.
Let's start the karaoke.
And now, it's lecture time.
To be honest, I think you should be aware of what you can't say and what you can't learn.
But isn't that what you're telling me?
Why do you have to say that?
I don't know. It's my own opinion.
You're causing trouble.
That's the staff's opinion, not mine.
Oh my! Yaguchi rebelled and started a fierce fight.
Speaking of which, what are you going to do after this?
I don't know.
Then I'll turn down this job.
After that, Yaguchi continued to have a serious argument that he can't show on TV.
Finally...
I'm not doing this because I want to!
Yaguchi rebelled.
And so...
Put it in. Put it in. That love dance site.
Even though Yaguchi is like this...
Will she show her sexy beam?
Will she?
Go! Where are you going? Go!
Hey!
And so... The story...
I hate you!
Even though we're friends...
I hate you!
Their friendship deepened!
Who left me behind?
Their friendship deepened!
One, two, three, four!
One, two, three, four! Arrange it!
One, two, three, four!
"The Day of the Music Theory". Next...
"In-store BGM".
Even though famous songs have different lyrics...
They verify theories they don't notice.
This is serious.
And so... This time...
At this cafe...
First, the first song is...
"Ah, Summer Vacation".
Let's change the lyrics here.
The singer is...
Not only the singer...
Their voices are similar, too.
"Between".
That's right! Otherwise...
Each of them has a different target.
"In-store BGM"...
These three...
"In-store BGM" is pretty sensitive, isn't it?
Each of them...
"In-store BGM"...
While waiting for their partners...
"In-store BGM"...
Try playing different BGMs.
Will they notice that the lyrics have changed?
Kuri-san, you know a lot about songs.
I do, but I like songs.
I've listened to it a lot.
It's good.
Despite their extreme impersonation,
they don't notice that someone else is singing along with them.
And now, the lyrics are changing little by little.
First, level one.
The chorus of "Ah, summer vacation" has slightly different lyrics.
Could it be...
Isn't it dangerous?
Is it summer vacation?
Isn't it summer vacation?
Ah, summer vacation.
Ah, I see.
Ah, that's how you say it.
These subtle changes don't go with the three of them.
And now, level two.
The second lyrics are summer-like, but completely different.
Ah, summer vacation.
The white beach is covered in water.
The summer night is in full bloom.
Ah, summer vacation.
Is it really summer vacation?
Ah, summer vacation.
Is it really summer vacation?
Isn't it weird?
Ah, summer vacation.
Who is this?
Ah, summer vacation.
It's fast!
It's really summer vacation.
Ah, summer vacation.
Whose cover is it?
And here, Chris realized that it wasn't his own version.
But the other two didn't react in particular.
So, the last level 3 is...
The chorus is all winter songs.
I knew it!
I can't do it. If it's not Maeda-san, I can't get excited.
It doesn't move all the time.
Is this an album?
Is it a song for New Year's Day?
It's moving a lot.
So, the story.
As Wednesday's downturn...
What's in it?
No, it's not.
Why are you suspicious of it?
I don't know.
I know it's a summer holiday.
I'm sorry, Maeda-san.
I see.
And, the story for those who didn't react.
Winter!
When it melts away...
It's a winter song for New Year's Day.
It's like that!
Did you notice it?
As expected, he didn't notice it at all.
But, Fujimoto...
I noticed it.
But...
I thought it was a gag song.
I see.
I'm sorry, but...
Is it a gag song or not?
Is it a song you don't know?
Can you not do a gag song?
As expected, if the lyrics are all different...
Some people notice it.
I see.
So, next is this pattern.
Hideyaki Tokunaga's broken radio.
Its lyrics...
Essay, essay, essay, essay...
Why?
What is this?
Who is this camera man?
What kind of message is this?!
What is he trying to say?
What is he saying?
All you can say is 'uck', no more.
What is this guy talking about? He speaks too much.
He speaks too much.
Is he partisan?
What?
He is ANMAKANMA partisan.
(Laughing)
So, the hamburger was eaten.
(Laughing)
Talk and sing poorly.
So, we called a speaker in the city.
Excuse me.
What is it?
I'm from the TVS.
Are you really from the TVS?
Yes, I am.
Do you have any proof?
No, I know you well.
Can I sing?
They said.
"Talk Karaoke Singing Battle" will be held.
The first speaker is...
I'm Fumio Shima.
I'm 67 years old.
I only have two teeth left.
I'm sorry for that.
Great.
Entry No. 1.
Entry No. 0.
Entry No. 2.
Fumio Shima.
It's night.
(Laughing)
Most of the time, we fight and then we show off.
Fight?
Since I was young, I had some problems.
I see.
It's a small problem like a shoulder bump.
Since I was young, I had some problems like that.
It's hard to hear what you're saying.
That's right. If you don't have a telop.
The problem is singing.
Yes.
There are many difficulties in speaking.
The test is singing.
He seems to have a master's degree in singing.
Will he be able to sing well?
How is it?
Will you sing well?
Yes.
You don't need two teeth.
(Laughing)
Is it a test?
Shima usually does his own work in the warehouse.
After work, he goes out for a snack and drinks with his mom.
It seems like it's his only pleasure.
How is it?
That's how Shima sings.
It's a good song, isn't it?
It's sunny.
It's a good song.
It's cold.
Can you sing "sah"?
It's raining.
It's sunny.
It's a good song.
I like it.
It's good.
It's a good song, isn't it?
Just a little exercise.
Don't do it!
(Laughing)
It's a little dull.
My tongue is a little dull.
People...
You look like a bird like this.
You look like a sad omelet.
You have a bad tongue.
You have a really bad tongue.
Where do you have a bad tongue?
(Singing)
What is it?
It suits you very well.
Life is strange.
Surprisingly good.
What are the benefits?
Wonderful.
I thought it would be better if it was a little more.
I don't know where it is.
Moreover, this time we adopted "speech special mix rule".
What is "mix rule"?
If you don't have teeth, you think it's disadvantageous.
The remaining number of teeth will be subtracted from the score.
The score will be added to the "speech handicap".
Therefore, Shima-san will get 80 points for karaoke and 2 points for teeth.
As a result of 78 points,
By the way, human teeth are usually 32 points.
In other words, people with good teeth will get 68 points even if they give 100 points.
This is easy to understand.
It's not easy to understand.
"Speech Karaoke" Entry No. 2 is "top 0, bottom 4".
Tatsuo Ueno, 66 years old, who is currently working at a restaurant.
♪ Your tears can't stop me anymore.
♪ It's too late now, I don't want to know anymore.
♪ I don't want anything anymore.
♪ Love is everything.
♪ I swear it now.
♪ With love.
♪ Strongly.
Ueno's karaoke score is 90 points.
So, he got 86 points out of a total of 4 points.
Next, entry no. 3 is Hatanaka Nobuo-san, 76 years old, who has 2 up and 4 down.
I know this song by heart.
It's good.
♪ A man is...
He's really good.
He's good.
Don't do it!
It has nothing to do with this song.
♪ It's a festival, a festival, a festival.
♪ An old-fashioned festival.
He's got a good voice.
♪ The smell of dirt permeated me.
♪ Old man, your hands are high.
It's really good.
I don't need money.
This is good.
I don't need money.
I'm happy.
I didn't know that.
I'm proud of myself for recording this program.
So, Mr. Katanaka's score is...
91 points minus 6 points is...
85 points.
In karaoke, Mr. Ueno got the highest score so far.
But, unfortunately, Mr. Ueno got the second highest score.
Is it true?
Next, Entry No. 4 is...
Mr. Masao Shimizu, who works as a security guard in construction site.
♪ The city is bright and Yokohama is beautiful.
It's too fast.
♪ The city is bright and Yokohama is beautiful.
But, karaoke score didn't increase.
In karaoke, Mr. Shimizu got the highest score so far with 70 points.
Next, Entry No. 5 is...
Mr. Akiba Takeshi, who works as a security guard in construction site.
♪ Don't be in a hurry.
♪ Let's swim.
♪ Let me see you swim.
He is the only participant who drank only the top part of the glass.
His total score is 80 points.
Only the top part of the glass.
And, finally, Mr. Hanashi.
I'm Kaneko Mamoru, 49 years old.
You are young.
I don't have teeth.
What?!
Mr. Kaneko Mamoru, who works as a security guard in construction site, is in his forties.
You don't have teeth?
Why?
Well...
It's a quarrel.
- Everyone will do it. - Is this all my book?
There are quarrels, but...
It's a secret prison, so...
There's nothing I can't keep.
That's right.
When they were 27 years old, they lost their last book.
The last thing they got was soba noodles.
Mr. Kaneko Zenma sings...
"SINGLE BED".
I can't even sing a trendy song.
I'm such a lousy family man.
- He's really good. - Amazing.
One year apart from you...
- The song is easier to understand. - I like you.
- You've become a good man. - That's right. He's speaking.
His singing is clear and clear.
Even so, at this age...
- What are you doing? - What are you grabbing?
My heart is heavy.
- Amazing. - Even if I lose everything...
- You're evolving. - Evolving.
In the end, there's no change.
"SINGLE BED".
- If you're not good, you'll go to jail. - That's right.
- He's a big fan of you.
- Good morning. - His voice is growing.
It was a stupid thing.
We laughed together.
What is his score?
I'm nervous.
Kaneko-san is 4th place.
The final result is as you can see.
So, teeth and singing skills didn't matter much.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
Let's move on.
Six years ago, we tested if you could remember the phrase "zero-person theory" from Saz's song "Windy Sky".
Oh, like you don't know what you're saying.
That's right.
I remember it very vividly.
Six years ago, a studio member challenged if you could remember the phrase "zero-person theory" from Saz's song "Windy Sky".
Can you hear me?
I only understood the last part.
How do you know if you can hear me or not?
That's what you said at the end, didn't you?
Not everyone can hear it in one shot.
Here is the answer.
What did you say?
You're a bad singer.
What?
You're a bad singer.
I remember it.
Let's try one more song.
We have a prize for you.
If you can hear it in one shot, you can get 100 million yen.
I'm not motivated.
On the contrary, 100,000 yen is more motivated.
I'm not motivated.
Then let's make it 1 million yen.
No, I can't say "yes" at first.
So, can you hear Kiyoharu's song in one shot?
I'm not here yet.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Please!
- Huh? - It's difficult.
It's difficult.
- Didn't you say "if only"? - "If only".
I see. "If only" at the end.
I should have said "your blade".
I should have said "your blade"...
"your blade".
- Why did you say that? - I should have said "your blade".
- To the old man with his teeth pulled out? - That's right!
The old man with his teeth pulled out says "your blade".
- Why did you sing "saz"? - It's an American song.
It's not an American song.
- One more time. - "your..."
- One more time. - "your blade".
Here we go.
"If only"...
- "your..." - That's all I can hear.
"If only you could do it".
Isn't it weird?
If you say it like that, it'll be weird for a long time.
That's the world view.
Shall we move on?
Here is the correct answer!
"your blade"!
You're close!
"Your blade", "your blade"!
It's a cool worldview, but you can't listen to it in one shot.
If you sing this, you won't be able to sing "workman".
We'll be having the "funny day" again this year!
The MC is, of course, "downtown"!
We'll release a limitless amount of high-grade video content every day!
Anita will also be participating for the first time in "cream stew"!
The last one is "King of Counter"!
This year,
the judges will change!
In addition to Matsumoto,
four new judges will be appointed!
Fun Day
8 hours!
Live broadcast!
It's like I caught it without saying anything.
Next week,
while preaching,
we'll naturally incorporate the lyrics of "Nagabuchi".
Don't underestimate humans!
Furthermore,
I feel like I'm going to wake up only here.
If you have a strong will,
you can control your body even if you're lying!
And...
The maintenance area of the Tokyo Monorail
is being verified by 10 people in and out of Moyori Station!
"The Past" is being broadcast on Parabi!
What is this?!