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Thank you for coming on such a cold day.
Thank you for having us.
Let's get started.
The first presenter is this person.
Please come in!
Who is it?
Welcome to New York!
Thank you for having me.
This is sudden, but...
Yes, yes.
Actually, the person who has been taking care of me the most is...
Morita from "Goodbye Youth".
Yes.
You know Morita's partner, Higashibukuro-san, right?
Yes.
Everyone, what kind of image do you have of Higashibukuro-san?
Hmm...
I have a bad image of him.
Hmm...
The biggest incident is...
Seven years ago,
a senior entertainer passed away.
Yes, there was.
The wife of Wada from "Onigashima".
Why don't you say her name?
You can look it up on the internet and you'll know.
I see.
You'll know right away.
What do you think of Kojima-san's affair?
Don't ask me!
You're a specialist, right?
That's right.
But she is my junior from "Onigashima".
Ah, I see.
That's right.
It was quite an incident.
Yes.
But my partner has done more than that.
It's not that big of a deal now.
That's right.
So, I brought a theory about Higashibukuro-san.
And it is...
Higashibukuro!
Even if a senior entertainer's wife
throws a tantrum at you,
you still won't get drunk!
No matter how you say it, it's seven years ago.
It's seven years ago.
It's not a revenge after seven years.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
This is bad.
This is really bad.
Yes.
I feel like I'm going to Hawaii without sun oil.
This is bad!
And so, after this,
Higashibukuro's life as an entertainer
is subject to a forbidden test.
And more!
A match between an athlete and darkness.
If you have an anti-scope,
even for ordinary people,
even for people who are sober...
[Sunday Downtown]
Even if he gets scolded by his senior entertainer's wife in Higashibuku,
he still tries to verify the theory that he has never been there.
Good morning.
What is it?
Wow, I heard about it, but...
What is it?
To explain this project...
You're going to do it?
I don't think you can do it.
Probably.
It was very difficult at the time.
It was always difficult.
I don't think you can do it.
What does it mean?
I'm Maki Oshina of GRAVI IDOL.
Nice to meet you.
I think you can do it.
This time, these women will be co-starring in a fake show...
"Higashibukuru ni Iroji Kake".
Once they get the hang of it...
Actually, I'm a wife of a senior comedian.
They plan to reveal it.
- It's not real, is it? - Oh, it's true.
- It's fake, right? - Yes.
She's an independent woman.
While "Higashibukuru ni Iroji Kake", which we don't know if it's true or not,
has entered the studio...
- I'm getting excited. - Golf beginner's must-see!
Teach me, Mr. Higashibukuru!
The fake show that brings them closer starts.
- What is it? Do you want to try "higashibukuru" and golf? - Oh, yes!
- What?! - I'm looking forward to it.
But I'm really a beginner.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh, wow! - Wow!
- Wow, wow! - You have a good sense of humor.
- You look like you're going to grow up.
- What? - You look like you're going to grow up.
Then, they make a break time and do it just the two of them.
- Oh, I'm nervous.
- How old are you now? - I'm 23 years old.
- Don't you know there are a lot of people who go golfing at this age? - No, I don't.
- Do you have any acquaintances? - Oh, but there are entertainers and staff members.
- People you like a lot? - Yes, but it spreads a lot there.
- I've never seen him talking like that with a smile like that.
- I don't talk like that.
- There are definitely two women.
- What? Two? - Yes, there are. - There are?
- It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman. - Liar!
- I'm lowering the hurdle now. Even if it's just the two of us, there's nothing wrong with it.
- I'm giving you a sense of security that it's over.
- But even if you practice alone, you can't do it.
- I've never been to a golf practice before. - Please don't pull me at all.
- If you say something like that... - Please. - Let's go, Yuta.
- I'll melt you.
He didn't take much of an approach.
As soon as he exchanged contacts...
Then...
- I don't have a cell phone now. - What? - I lost my cell phone.
- You look like a worker.
- I lost my cell phone.
- I bought a new one, but only LINE can't do data transfer.
- He only uses his computer for LINE. - What a pain in the ass!
- He only uses his computer for LINE.
- Is it okay for me to put the membrane here? - Yes, it's totally fine.
- I think you'll be able to afford it from now on.
- Because you're an exchanger.
- I exchanged it very smoothly.
And then, the east bag asked...
- Where's the office? - It's in Plaza.
- Oh, it's in Plaza. - Yes.
- She's asking about the office.
- I checked the office and I think she's a little scared.
- I see. - Platinum.
- She's a little scared.
- The fake show moved to the second golf bar and resumed filming.
- Oh, you're good! - Cheers!
- With some alcohol in it...
- Wow! That's amazing!
- You have a good sense!
- This show is boring!
- It's pretty loose, isn't it?
- They're monitoring their break again.
- What happens if you drink alcohol?
- Oh, you drink it? - Yes.
- No, it's always an edge.
- Always an edge?
- The vector of the edge is always a shadow.
- There's a little alcohol in it.
- It's a little dirty.
- There's a little alcohol in it.
- She's probably checking it out.
- Her?
- I don't have a girlfriend or anything like that.
- Oh, you don't have a girlfriend or anything like that.
- Yeah.
- Her fans are the most...
- What do you mean "fans"?
- Hey, he's talking about going to his fans.
- What is he talking about?
- But I think it's a different kind of thing.
- When you say you'll say it first...
- When you say it afterwards...
- It's like, "No, I said it."
- It's a technique. He's used to it.
- "No, I said it."
- "I'll ask you out."
- He's asking you out already.
- Wow, that's fast.
- He's about to say something bad.
- Huh?
- What is it?
- He's like, "Well, if you come over, it'll turn out like that."
- That's crazy.
- He's suddenly saying it.
- He's saying it. He wants to declare his love.
- "I'll ask you out next time."
- "Drinking with me is like that."
- He's saying it in advance.
- That's right.
- He's pretty straightforward.
- He's fast.
- He's only been here for about two or three hours.
- This is Higashibukuro.
- That's right.
- You can't see it like this.
- I'll ask you out.
- Can I say no without saying no?
- No, no, no.
- I'm sorry.
- Thank you for your hard work.
- The next day... - The sun is shining brightly, isn't it, Shibukuro?
- Thank you for your hard work the other day. - No, it's not bright at all. - I wonder if it will be sunny soon. - It's a grand prank, isn't it?
- Right? - Yes, it is. - I'm happy because I didn't think the sun would set. - It's not bright at all.
- I'll see you next Tuesday night. - Yeah.
Ding-ding!
- The sun is shining brightly, isn't it? - The sun is shining brightly, isn't it?
- Their own emotions! - They continued to have a good conversation on LINE. - Original stamp!
- They decided to go out for a drink together. - Ding-ding!
- They continued to have a good conversation after that, too. - Ding-ding!
- Well, let's see who can find their own shop first! - Wow, their own shop...
- Ready, start! - Wow, they're excited!
- They're excited! - Even if they made a reservation, it wouldn't be unnatural.
- They set up a hidden camera and prepared this bar. - It's raw.
- Oh, they're here! - Morita, you have three shots in this gun, right?
- They arrived at the east entrance. - It's hard. - It's okay, it's refreshing. - It's true!
- They put in a trickster. - It's fashionable here. - They're here.
- I'm sure you can do it. - I'm sure you can do it.
And then...
- "Safe sex on the beach." - I've heard of it.
- "Sex on the beach." - It's safe.
It's non-alcoholic. That's what it is.
And then...
- As you get older, you like "butt" more than "chest." - "Butt" is more mature.
- That's what they say. - Trixie likes boobs a lot.
- That's good. - She's got the engine running.
- And... what kind of cup is it? - An F cup.
- Just an F cup. - She's drinking like crazy.
She says "butt" and then says "chest" again and again.
- She's good. - She's going for it.
She's going for it with the shortest distance.
- She's got it. - Cheers to your relationship.
- It's a little weird. - Is there anyone who can do it together?
She says "tequila" in a way that 35-year-olds wouldn't think of.
- She said "tequila." - And...
- Look in front of you. - What is he doing?
- Something weird happened. - What is it?
- What is it?
- Oh, it's a picture. - Look in front of you.
- I don't see anything. - You don't see anything?
- If you rub it like this, it will come out.
- Don't do it!
- It looks fun.
- An hour has passed. - An hour?
- Then... - Then?
- Then...
- An hour has passed.
- It's over.
- It's been an hour. - It's been an hour.
- It's over.
- It's been an hour.
- It's over.
- The sun shines from an invisible angle. - The sun shines from an invisible angle.
- An hour has passed. - Wow.
- It's fast. - I'm excited.
- I'm tired. - Hurry up and say it.
- Oh, you're doing it for me?
- Wow.
- You're not cooking something for a massage.
- Oh, it's small.
- It's dangerous.
- Thank you.
- You're good.
- When do you want to do it?
- It hurts when I do it myself.
- Then I'll do it next time.
- It's possible that it will start.
- It's a little...
- It's starting to rain suddenly.
- It's 24 o'clock.
- The "East Bag" is moving for its finale.
- The "east bag" is moving for its finale.
- It's 12 o'clock tomorrow.
- You're probably thinking about how you're going to kiss tomorrow.
- What are you talking about?
- I'm scared.
- She's good.
- Are you talking about now?
- It's now we're talking about it.
- Shall we kiss first?
- She kissed.
But I understand what Mr. East Bag is like now.
- He's getting closer. - He's getting closer.
He's drunk. He's drunk.
- It's dangerous. It's dangerous. - It's dangerous.
- Come on, come on, come on.
Are you coming?
- Are you coming? - Are you coming?
No, I wanted to come.
He said it. It's confirmed.
- What do you think of the movie? - I want to play it.
- That's amazing.
- Mr. East Bag. - It was a quick response.
It was like a non-star's comedy.
Now that Mr. East Bag has said what he wanted to say,
let's move on to the main subject.
- We've confirmed Mr. East Bag's intentions. - That's right.
- But we're still single at this stage. - That's right.
- It's not a bad thing at all. - It's not a bad thing.
- Now, we're going to reveal Mr. East Bag's dream. - Whose dream are you talking about?
This is Mr. East Bag.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
Why me?
- It's a good place. - It's perfect.
He focused on the reality show.
He chose "Time Machine 3", "Yamamoto Choice" as his senior role.
- Then, after that... - Why is it realistic?
This is amazing. It's good to have hands together like this.
- It's like a flash of instant. - Is it like a flash of instant?
- Yes. - What do you think of the movie?
- I want to have an affair.
Will they be able to hold back their excitement, which has gone up to their maximum level?
Or will it be like it was seven years ago?
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Finally, the prankster confesses that she is a wife of a senior entertainer.
Could it be...
Yes, that's what we're talking about now.
"Come over here," you say.
But there's something I haven't said yet.
I'll say it now.
Something you haven't said?
Yes.
No, I thought I had to say it.
You have to say it?
Yes.
The one who says it gets really nervous, doesn't she?
You have a bad feeling about this, don't you?
No...
Actually...
I'm married.
What?
What kind of laugh is that?
What kind of emotion is that?
Don't say something like that.
I thought you were lying.
No, no, no.
What are you talking about?
I'm studying at home, but...
You're getting more and more realistic.
You don't believe me yet?
You're saying funny things again.
Wait a minute.
What?
I'm sorry.
You're lying.
Really?
You're getting more and more realistic, aren't you?
Why do you say that?
I can't say it.
Are you serious?
Since I'm a VEDA VIEW idol, I promise you I'll hide it from you.
That kind of setting is the worst.
The worst.
But it didn't go well at all.
It's not that we're bad friends, but we don't have the conversation we should not have.
It's a big fight.
You say something amazing.
I forgot.
You say it at a great timing.
I thought I had to say it in science class.
If it's a normal meal, it might be that, but I have to say it.
There is no refusal here.
I said it because Mr. Hirashibukuro knows it.
I know it.
I forgot it.
Wait a minute.
I know it.
What?
She is confused.
She is drunk.
But it is limited.
It is limited.
Is it like a robbery?
I am a comedian.
What?
She is a comedian.
She is a writer.
Maybe she is thinking about it.
Yes.
What?
Is she saying it honestly?
I don't believe it.
She says it as a lie to me.
We can go there like men with a hoodie.
But she feels afraid.
She is showing her feelings.
- You can do it, Tairo! - You can do it, Tairo!
- Remember! - Yes, yes, yes!
- The bag! - You can do it!
- Yay! - It's become a problem.
- Yeah! - Use your head!
- Yeah! - Use your intuition!
- You can't go around at all anymore. - Oh!
- Yeah! - You're calm now.
- The entertainer I know... - Yeah.
- He's trying to solve the problem. - Yeah.
- But someone is trying to confirm it. - Yeah.
- But if you ask him, he'll say, "Wait a minute." - No, it's okay.
- It's okay. You've learned about bags, haven't you? - Yeah.
- I'm his senior. - Yeah.
- I'm a senior at the bag shop. - Yeah.
- Just in case. - You're not his senior.
- You're only 24 years old. - Yeah.
- You're probably about that generation. - You're worried about that, aren't you?
- Oh, that. - You're not his senior?
- I'm older. I'm older. - You're not his senior.
- Oh... - You're older than him, aren't you?
- You're being sarcastic. - Oh...
- That's not it. - That's not it.
- I know. That... - Oh...
- I know there's been a lot of stuff going on. - Yeah.
- That's true. - Remember what happened seven years ago.
- Seven years ago, it was tough. - That's true.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- What happened? - Oh, he asked.
- Is it someone? - Who is it?
He's a time machine.
That's right.
What? No way!
She's laughing.
What's going on?
Time machine…
What's going on?
She's laughing.
What year is she in?
She's my senior.
She's getting older.
At work.
She was laughing a lot.
I told you she's married.
See?
It's perfect.
You're right.
She's a great actress.
I believe you.
She's amazing.
What's going to happen?
This is where it starts.
Let's turn her down.
The East Club knows everything.
Let's go home.
Stop it.
It's exactly the same as seven years ago.
But you should let me go home.
Go home.
But you're a good person.
I'm happy for you.
If you think so.
Good.
Mr. Yamamoto!
It has nothing to do with you.
Mr. Yamamoto!
Does it matter who you are?
It doesn't matter who you are.
But it's not like you.
What's up?
You're very attractive.
You're…
You're pure.
I want to know you better.
I know you have your own intentions.
But…
If you tell me that…
It'll make me change my mind.
Isn't it Mr. Yamamoto's wife?
No, no, no.
Mr. Yamamoto's wife…
Mr. Yamamoto has moved out.
She's getting more and more attractive.
Mr. Yamamoto.
She's still attractive.
She's attractive.
You're attractive.
Because you're her senior.
That's why you're unattractive.
Oh, I see.
That's because of what happened seven years ago.
That's because of your job or your partner.
Mr. Morita.
It's not like I'm the only one who did it.
But…
It doesn't matter if you don't get caught.
It doesn't matter at all.
Because you've been through so much pain.
I remember that.
You've been through a lot of trouble.
If you do it again, it's not just me.
It's your partner and your manager.
You can't bother them again.
What are you talking about?
That's right.
You've been through a lot of pain.
You should go home.
Go home!
It's simple.
It's not good.
But...
You should make up your mind.
He can't bother people around him.
What's more, the pudding is red.
Go home.
He finally said what he wanted to say.
So...
Will she be a beautiful woman or a partner?
Which one is more important?
She has to choose clearly.
I've told you everything.
Will it be me or Ms. Morita?
What's that?
Will it be me or Ms. Morita?
Which one will you choose?
That's right.
I'll choose Ms. Morita.
That's what I want to say.
I'm relieved.
Did you say it?
Yes.
That's dangerous.
It's normal for me.
You're nervous.
It's normal for me.
It's weird.
I can't say "no".
He said it.
I can't say "no".
I can't say "go home".
I'm relieved.
I didn't know how to say it.
I said "go home".
The incident that happened seven years ago.
The incident?
His job was cut short and his personal office was in danger of being damaged.
I think you've made up your mind.
Yes, I have.
So can you really forgive me now?
He can never make his partner feel like that again.
Don't make such a sad face.
I'm sorry.
He was relieved and was able to grow properly in the past seven years.
What do you think will happen to you now?
I'm really relieved.
You've forgiven me.
Yes, I'm relieved.
But...
What?
It's funny.
You said you wanted to see my boobs.
What?
You said you wanted to see my boobs.
I knew you'd say that.
But you said you wanted to see my boobs.
You said you wanted to see my boobs.
Boobs?
You said you wanted to see my boobs.
What is he talking about?
Why do you want to see my boobs?
He's the worst.
So, the story...
What is it? What is it? What is it?
I don't care about it.
Ah, wait a minute. What is it?
I don't care about it.
Well, you turned me down.
What is it? Explain it.
You turned me down.
What is it?
Thank you.
You've grown up.
No, I haven't grown up. What is it?
What is it?
What is it? What is the explanation of it?
What is it?
There's only one show that does this kind of thing.
Wednesday?
You know it right away.
Right away.
What?
Does it mean you're a guru?
No, no, wait a minute.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Where did you get it from? Where did you get it from? Where did you get it from?
What?
Where did you get it from?
Well, you know...
What? What are you talking about?
You're funny.
Hey, what are you doing?
But I believed you'd turn me down, so I did it.
If you say it like that, I won't do it.
If you say it like that, you'll only die from your entertainment life.
No, no, no.
Why didn't you end it on Wednesday?
What is this?
Seriously, what is this?
Nice to meet you.
That's enough.
Nice to meet you.
No, no, no.
But you're different now, right?
From your wife.
No, no, no.
You don't end things like that.
No, no, no.
You're different now.
You're different now, right?
Are you single?
Yes.
You're handsome.
That's enough.
With that said...
I won't turn you down.
Yes, yes.
What did you think, Mr. Kamiura?
But you didn't say it, did you?
You didn't say it, did you?
But if you tell us about it...
Then...
You can say it, can't you?
He might be saying it now.
I'd like to ask him about it.
That's right.
Let's have him appear.
Please!
Is he coming?
He's here!
No, no, no!
What's wrong with you?
You're talking nonsense!
What are you saying?
You're the one who's talking nonsense!
What are you doing?
No, no, no!
I was so nervous!
You can't do that!
You were so nervous, to be honest.
You got off the set and stuff!
I'm begging you!
I was really nervous!
Because if it happened...
I'd die!
It's over, right?
It's over.
That's why, Ushii-yan.
What are you making me do?
We were also like that.
On Wednesdays.
It's normal for it to go wrong, right?
It's not normal.
But we turned it down.
We turned it down.
But we were sluggish, sluggish, sluggish, right?
We were waiting for the other party's turn.
No, no.
The other party's way of coming out.
We were like, "Push me a little more."
As a result, we didn't lose anything.
We almost lost it.
The breast part was cut off!
No, no!
The breast part was cut off!
We have to tell the truth!
After that, you didn't have anything with that girl?
Of course!
You two are in love!
After this shoot, there was a manager who looked like he was in trouble.
Oh, we can't do this.
That's right.
There was a really dark person in Platinum.
You don't have to say that!
A really dark manager!
Next presenter is this person! Please come in!
Who is it?
It's Audrey Castaneo!
Bruce!
Thank you. It's decided again this time.
I see. I see.
What?
I see. I see.
It's decided, but I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Today, we have a theory of revenge.
Revenge?
Casga vs. Neoki's athlete No. 5 match.
It's really recent.
Yes, we did it recently.
You can only win once.
I was a little frustrated, so I came up with a new idea and brought this theory with me!
A match between an athlete and darkness.
If you have an anti-scope, even ordinary people can win once!
Well, it's pretty obvious.
So, we'll have a match between an athlete and darkness No. 5!
This time, Casga with an anti-scope will have a match between an athlete and darkness No. 5.
The first match is...
What are you doing?
Here he is.
What's up with you?
I'm embarrassed about what I did last time.
I don't want to see you like that.
It was terrible.
In the last Neoki match, P.K. showed his true form.
What are you doing?
You scared me!
If you aim too high...
G.G. will kick you like a triangle cone.
Katsuga really wanted revenge in this match.
If I kick him like a normal person...
I can do it, right?
And her opponent is...
Kenji Honnami, just like last time.
He's a great goalkeeper.
He's a swordsman.
There are five rules in this match.
The one who scores more goals wins.
But...
Katsuga is wearing an anti-scope.
I aimed too high last time.
You're right.
The match starts now.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything, either.
That was close!
Katsuga scored first goal.
Katsuga doesn't look like that.
He looks like this.
I see.
Goal.
Come on!
Yes!
If I couldn't see it, I would be like this.
If you let go of your hand, you can't see where the ball is.
Honnami can't see where the ball is.
He's forced to shoot.
He can't catch the ball.
He can't kick.
Yes!
Don't miss it.
I'm scared of this.
I'm scared of goalkeepers.
Yes!
You kicked it well.
If I kick it normally, it will definitely go in.
Goals are wide.
Honnami scored the second goal.
Go wide.
That was close!
Yes!
Once again, he couldn't grab the frame.
So, it's 2-0 now.
If this is decided, there's no way back.
But...
Oh, no!
He got up.
He missed it!
Yes!
That's not good!
Yes!
I think I know what the second round is about.
I hope it hits the frame.
Nice!
It's in!
Oh, no!
Honnami is starting to get the hang of it.
It's 2-1 now.
I don't know about this.
Yes!
It's impossible.
Kasuga finally made a big move.
If Honnami misses it, there's no way back.
But...
Yes!
That was close!
Yes!
That was close!
Is it in?
That was close!
He stopped it!
It's proof!
I think it's proof.
So, Kasuga made a great comeback.
It was hard to adjust the angle.
I was a little off to the side.
But I kicked hard in the middle.
I thought it would go in if it was off a little.
But it only went in front of me.
But it's amazing.
You can't embarrass Kasuga in the studio.
Kasuga of the location.
That's right.
What are you saying?
I'm glad for you, Kasuga.
Yes!
Now you can go to the studio with pride.
Thank you!
You saved me!
This relationship is good.
The next competition is...
Darkness BEACH FLAGS
And their opponent is...
BEACH FLAGS
WORLD RANKING 1ST PLACE IN DEMOCRACY
LIFESAVER HORIE SHOGO
I usually run at 20m 13sec.
I think I can run at 10sec.
You can win for sure.
But I won't do it this time.
You won't do it?
Yes.
I know I can win if I do it.
But...
I hurt my leg.
So...
Instead of KASUGA of S.G. who exercises a lot...
They prepared a skater.
Welcome!
Hello!
I'm OTAKE!
I'm the best!
I'll do my best!
Please!
You won't lose for sure, right?
If you think about it...
I don't think you'll lose.
Because you can see people and you can't.
Your opponent is...
WORLD RANKING 1ST PLACE.
WORLD RANKING 1ST PLACE!?
OTAKE is pretty fast.
OTAKE's legs are fast.
I'm scared.
Ready...
I'm really scared.
Can you run?
I'm scared.
He's running.
I won!
That was close.
He was fast.
He's really fast.
He's a little faster than me.
I won!
All right!
OTAKE won by a narrow margin.
You look like an octopus.
The next three events are...
It's hard because you can't see.
Wow, I don't know about this.
Their opponents are...
This is also from the last revenge match.
Former heavyweight Fujiko Takano and Tsuyoshi Sudario.
But...
Welcome!
Thank you! Hello!
Hello! I'll do my best!
Hello!
Let's go!
Let's go right now!
Instead of Kasuga, who doesn't like intense training, the skaters will challenge again this time.
It's not easy.
It's not easy at all.
You turn around. That's basically it.
You turn around and...
I can't see anything.
You turn around and...
That's it.
That's great. That's a college student.
Yes.
That's a college student.
It's the worst if you get hit in front of you.
It's over if you get hit in front of you.
Will...
Ready, set...
Go!
That's it.
You'll find out later.
I know it.
You'll find out later.
I can hear your footsteps.
You'll find out later.
I can't see anything.
You'll find out later.
Really?
You're reacting.
You'll find out later.
That's right.
You're amazing.
Oh, no.
You're the one who's doing it.
I'm just telling you where it is.
No, it's not.
It's not.
From the side...
Wait, wait, wait!
Ow!
Oh, no!
Hold on! Hold on!
It's nothing.
Hold on!
Wait!
It's out.
That's terrible.
It's out!
Ogata couldn't turn back at all.
I couldn't do anything.
That's what you call a god!
It's a disaster.
I wish you'd say it more energetically.
What are you doing?
Wait a minute.
What's wrong with you?
I thought you'd turn your back on me.
It's a sound, isn't it?
You said it all.
I thought you were looking at me.
I thought you'd get used to it.
It's amazing.
I'm sorry, really.
If I said "I'm sorry," everyone would gather like this.
So, the next competition is...
I was really frustrated.
Dark Table Tennis
No, this is impossible!
Impossible, impossible, impossible.
Until now, it has been provided by the sponsors you see.
I don't even know how to say hello anymore.
Really?!
I made a weird face, didn't I?
Yeah, I was wondering if you were mad or something.
Dark Athlete Competition
No, this is impossible!
Dark Table Tennis
The serve was changed twice.
It's a one-game match between 11-point players.
I can't watch table tennis. I definitely can't watch it.
That's right, you can't watch it.
The players who will play against Kasuga are...
The undefeated all-Japanese professional player,
Oya Hidetoshi.
Dark Table Tennis
No, this is impossible!
Dark Table Tennis
Who will win?
Here I go.
I'll hit it!
Wow, that's...
I don't know about that.
This is difficult.
I'll hit it!
Wow, that's amazing!
I hit it, but...
It reacted.
I thought it went in!
It reacted only to the sound of the ball and hit the racket.
Oya Hidetoshi.
It's amazing that it reacted only to the sound of the ball.
However, he couldn't even return it to the opponent's court.
Kasuga leads by two points and changes his serve.
I'll hit it!
- Yes! - Damn it!
- I can't return it! - I'll turn!
- 1, 2, 3! - Even from a distance, the distance is just right.
- Wow, what's that? - He's thrown in a serve that can't be returned easily.
- Damn it! - Ah, that's a little difficult.
- Damn it! - I have to capture this.
- 3, 2, 1! - I'll turn!
- I'll turn! - After that...
- Yes! - I guess you can't return it, Clyde.
- Yes! - It's all service.
- Damn it! - Both players continue to serve.
- That's right! If you do a rally, you can definitely win.
- You can't return a single serve. - Yes!
- A seesaw game of serve points continues. - It's always like this!
- What is this?! - Damn it! - It's always like this!
- 8-8, Kasuga's serve... - If Kasuga returns even one serve, it's no good.
- No, that's right. - Ah, I'll turn!
- Yes, yes. - Damn it, the course is getting higher. There are only short serves.
- I'll hit it. - Yes!
- You got it! - You got it!
- Yes, that was dangerous. - Yes.
- Kasuga finally gets a match point. - That's right.
- If he returns even one serve, it's a win. - It's a win.
- I can see it, but it's impossible. - Why does it go that way?
- Do I have to cover it? - Yes!
- Damn it!
- Yes! - Yes!
- I missed it!
- He missed a serve. - Damn it!
- Yes! - Kasuga took the lead.
- What kind of match is this?
- I could hear the sound and I could see where the ball was coming.
- But it was difficult to see the height of the bounce.
- I'm amazed that you were able to hit it. - Kasuga won the fifth match.
- He won the first match.
- And in the last match...
It's darkness versus light.
The match is one on one.
Based on the rules, attacking from behind is against the rules.
And his opponent is Toshiki Fukuda, who has won the high school team.
On the other hand, Kasuga is prepared for this match as well.
Let's do it!
Thank you for waiting for me.
How about you, Kendo?
I've never done this before.
- Not at all? - No.
If you get hit by the eyesight scope...
- It's a disaster. - It hurts!
If I get hit here, it's over for me.
But I can't do anything about it.
I'm scared.
I have to protect the eyesight scope.
I see, I have to do it like this.
- I can't do it. - I can't see it.
- He's coming from behind. - Can't you attack from behind?
No, no.
- I'm scared. - I'm scared of him.
If you get in front of him and hit him in the eye...
Shouji takes distance from the athlete and calmly asks for a chance.
- I'm scared. - I'm scared.
I have to go for sure.
But...
I'm scared! I'm scared!
- Did you find it? - Huh?
- I'm starting to feel it. - It's getting closer.
- It's because of the sound. - I see.
But here...
- I'm scared! - I'm scared!
- Did you stop it?
- Why did you stop it? - Even if you get hit by the eyesight scope...
- It's amazing! - You can't see it.
It's getting intense.
I'm scared!
Get away from me.
Wow!
That didn't work at all.
Too much gas.
Get away from me. It's dangerous.
It's dangerous. He's going to run away.
He found me.
That didn't work.
Did it go in?
It went in, didn't it?
It went in!
It went in, didn't it?
Shouji scored one goal with his own hands.
He scored a goal.
At first, I was wearing a face mask.
I was going to get a license.
But now that I'm here, I'm going to think about it and do it.
You fed him with a mask.
But in the end...
But what about that value?
However, "Sudario" will be played again on "Nenki Kurayami Zumo".
Yes, that's right.
How was it?
But it's amazing.
Even though athletes can't see it, they scored a lot of goals.
That's right.
I think that side is amazing.
Because we can see it.
Of course.
I think "Karaba"'s prank was more interesting.
That was good.
That's right.
I was watching it on the monitor.
The order is weird.
Mr. Noda.
The coffee container is blocking the place to throw it away.
Next week, they will look for things in the city that you can't actually find.
I did it perfectly.
Yes!
Furthermore...
I'm going to catch you up.
If you keep your phone connected, you can't touch it no matter how strange you look.
And tonight's missed delivery on "Tver" will also start.