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Everyone, please take care of me this Wednesday!
Now, let's go! The first presenter is this person! Please come in!
Yes, this is Chocolate Planet!
Hello, this is Chocolate Planet.
Nice to meet you!
Well, let's get started.
When you get an offer for a show, how much do you check?
Well...
Well, Downtown is the only main show.
Well, I often ask Hamada-san about it.
Hamada-san usually decides it.
So, Hamada-san decides it?
Yes, Hamada-san usually decides it at a gala.
What?
So, it's not about the show?
No, it's not like that.
Well, sometimes Hamada-san asks me about it, so I do decide it.
For example, I decide it at a gala.
Well, there are eight people at a gala.
What?
That's quite different.
Eight people?
Well, it's weird to say it like that, isn't it?
It's crazy, isn't it?
Well, you're a talent, aren't you?
How do you decide it?
Well, when I get an offer, I do it.
What?
Basically, I only say "I'll do it" when I get an offer.
Do you do it at a Nobel Prize or something?
Nobel Prize?
Yes, I do it.
I don't know if you'll do it or not.
So, we have a theory like this.
Yes.
Since it's a special edition of "Kanmuri",
even if the offer I gladly accepted was to introduce the world of "Kanmuri",
even if I was one of the panel members of the special edition,
it's hard for me to say that I'll quit.
It's long, but...
Speaking of the definition of a "Kanmuri" show,
it's a show that basically contains our names, isn't it?
Well, in this show, it's called "Wednesday's Down".
Yes, yes.
Rather than saying it wasn't "Kanmuri",
it's "Wednesday's Down".
Is it funny?
So, after this,
what will you do if you find out the difference between "Kanmuri" and "Wednesday's Down"?!
Furthermore,
we'll use a theory that you can't make your co- stars laugh at all in a location shoot.
If you're a professional singer,
we'll verify a theory that you can sing off-key without changing your facial expressions,
even if you're exposed to a smelly air cannon.
[Music]
First target is...
I don't know what it's about yet.
2019 M-COUNTDOWN finalist, Pekopa.
I'm busy.
First of all, the manager will report that there was an offer for a Kammuri program.
Even if you say you're excited now, you still don't know.
Kammuri special edition will be the first in either sense, but...
I got a call and there was an offer for Kammuri special edition.
Kammuri special edition.
I want to do it in one shot and turn the TV red.
Wow.
Really?
Wow.
I want to be like Chidori-san on TV.
Stand up!
A little more free feeling.
I think he's looking in the mirror in the back.
I'm happy.
I'm not happy and I'm not happy.
The whole country is pretty big, so it might be interesting if Masaki Suda comes.
It's interesting that we're shaking because it's us.
It's already getting bigger.
I don't care if Ami-chan comes or Sasshi comes.
I've never been close.
Shunpei talks a lot.
There are young people and old people.
Old people are amazing.
People who come to see us and people we don't know much about us.
I think it's good to talk about other genres like that.
You're talking a lot.
Thank you for listening to me.
I'll have a meeting next time.
Maybe in two or three days.
Pekopa's dream is growing bigger.
You're leaning too much.
Two days later.
Finally, the details of the program will be revealed.
A meeting with fake actors.
Nice to meet you. I'm Iva, the editor-in-chief.
Nice to meet you.
Pekopa thinks it's a special edition with his own name on it.
If he finds out that it's a physical version of Kamuri, what will he do?
I'm Iva.
It's Wednesday night.
I'd like you to make a special edition of Kamuri.
The title of this program is...
This is it.
World Kamuri Hunter Special Edition.
There's no name on it.
Pekopa hasn't noticed that it's Kamuri yet.
This is not good.
The main MC is...
Could you turn around and look at me?
You don't look like an eastern priest.
What?
I see.
Eastern priest.
For you two, I'd like you to wear Kamuri.
I don't think so.
I hope you enjoy the show.
I don't think so.
Kamuri Kaburi Tai.
The show is...
World Kamuri Hunter.
It's Garteria.
What?
What? Is this a Kamuri show?
It's a Kamuri show, isn't it?
Yes, it is. It's a Kamuri special.
Well, I don't know how to say "Kamuri-style" in Japanese.
It's embarrassing.
"Kamuri-style", right?
Well...
How can I say it?
It's a Kamuri show, but...
It's not a Kamuru show.
How can I say it?
But...
We're the hosts.
I thought we'd do something different.
I told you.
That's what I thought.
They realized they made a mistake.
They lost their confidence.
But, of course, the meeting went on.
There's a legendary crown.
Well...
I can't hear you.
That's right.
I want to end it quickly and talk to my manager.
That's true.
It's an old Czech legend.
If you're not the right king...
It doesn't matter.
If you're not the right king...
you'll die within a year.
That's a legend.
Well...
I'm interested in historical things like this.
Oh, really?
Are you going to Czech Republic?
Yes, we're going there.
But we've never been abroad.
Oh, really?
Are you excited?
We're happy to go on a show.
That's right.
They changed their mind.
That's great.
They showed their positive attitude for their job as a crown-wearing band.
You're so relaxed.
Can you do a pose for me?
Wow, it's hard.
I'm hungry.
Next pose.
Thank you very much.
They're so down-to-earth.
And like that, the meeting ended.
"Kanmuri" is this side of "Kanmuri"
Is that so?
It's not the main, it's not the main.
It's "benzetalia" and "hiroshi shigashiro"
Mr. Oseki, you don't think "Kanmuri" is this side of "Kanmuri", do you?
That's right. I really don't think "Kanmuri" is this side of "Kanmuri".
For now, is it okay for me to accept this program?
Of course it's okay.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Even though he noticed that "Kanmuri" is not in "Kanmuri", his offer was worth it.
That's right.
That means...
I have to do it now.
Here's a spoiler.
What is it?
Which one?
Which one is it?
"Downtown" on Wednesday.
I'm happy.
Anything makes me happy.
Why "Downtown" on Wednesday?
Yes, I'm on it.
My first main role.
Is Setsu doing it?
Setsu, Setsu, Setsu.
I record it every week.
And when he told Setsu about it...
When I saw it...
I thought it was good.
Mr. Higashino.
But we're wearing masks.
But we can record it.
I thought it was positive.
I like our guest, Masaki Suda.
It's similar.
Is it?
I didn't know at all.
It's embarrassing.
It's really embarrassing.
Of course it's embarrassing.
Next, the number of MC jobs increased.
It's just the right timing for "Downtown" show.
Who is it?
"Kamaitachi".
That's him.
He's a good guy.
First of all, the manager will report the offer.
"TVS" told you about "Downtown" show.
Really?
Special edition?
Special edition.
"Downtown" special edition.
What?
Wow!
You're not lying, right?
Is it a comedy show?
I haven't heard the details.
It's a special edition of "Zenkoku-net" at midnight.
"Zenkoku-net"?
It would be great if we could invite some guests.
Is it coming?
What are you saying?
It's an important year for me.
It's coming slowly.
It's an important year for me.
I've seen it.
With "Kamenashi"?
Yes.
"Kamenashi" and "Hamai" of "Tokubanrikkaya".
Wow!
I didn't know about it.
It's embarrassing.
"Nittere" made a move.
"Kamaitachi" and "TVS" made a move.
I'm next to "Kamenashi".
I thought you were an all-rank entertainer.
You're talking too much.
"Kamaitachi" and "TVS" made a move.
"Kamenashi" and "TVS" made a move.
The title of the show is "World Kamuri Hunter".
Kamuitachi no
I think "kan" is not bad.
"Kamuitachi no"?
I don't have it.
Is it "Kamuri no Tokuban"?
"Kamuri Tokuban" is "Kamuri no"
"Kan" is good.
Kamuri Tokuban
But we don't know.
Kamuitachi no
It's like a TV show.
Kamuri kana Tokuban
The title is "Kamuri Hunter".
Are you going to introduce "Kamuri"?
You are persistent.
I'm curious about it.
Yes, you are.
Kamuitachi no
I feel sorry for him.
It's painful.
Kamuri Kaburi Tai
With this song...
I want you two to perform "Kamuitachi no".
Kamuri Kaburi Tai
You said "Kamui Tokuban".
I heard you had a schedule for a few days.
Yes.
If he was an MC, he would gladly give out his schedule.
In the middle of an important year of 2020,
he is busy trying to find a job that will save him time.
- When it comes to finding a job... - And even after that...
- If it's not a legitimate job, you die within a year. - This is annoying.
- I don't need this. - So you want to find a job?
- That's right. He told me... - You want to find a job? - Yes.
I'll die.
I can't risk my life for this show.
I don't have that kind of passion at the moment.
He lost his energy and never came back.
The meeting ended as it was.
It's a dangerous show.
- I'm not good at it. - You're not good at it?
You say that all the time.
I'll do anything in the east.
- You even criticized the east? - I'll do anything in the east.
What will you do?
- My schedule is tight. I can only do 40%. - You're reluctant?
If I can do it without any problems...
I'll do anything in the east.
- Can you do anything in the east? - You're so cute.
- What should I do? - What is it?
It's not a TV show, so it can only be that.
- "Downtown" on Wednesday? - Yes, that's correct.
It's strange.
I heard it was a Kammuri show, but it's "Kammuri...no"
If you call it a Kammuri show and call in a talent, it's a fraud.
- I want to wear a Kammuri. - The lowest rank.
The bottom right. I want to wear a Kammuri, but I'm definitely a lower human being.
I finally thought of it.
Don't do things like this.
- Don't do things like this. - That's true.
We're looking forward to seeing "Downtown" as a Kammuri show.
How would you feel if "Downtown" was like this?
- I don't think it would be like this. - I don't think it would be like this.
But I'd like to do "Kammuri Kabburi"
- Really? - It sounds like a lot of fun.
"Downtown" will be the host and "Downtown" will go all the way to Cheko to look for Kammuri.
I'm Kamori Toshibe!
Please turn down the show!
I want to be Kamori in real life.
Not Kamori in real life.
There's no such thing.
Please turn down the show!
You're bad! Hamaie is bad!
What was bad about me?
The staff said you were bad.
I've been checking whether your staff is good or bad.
I'm also checking if he's an executive or a production company.
I see.
No, it's not like that.
It's not in the script, but there's a really long description of Kamori, and I read it all.
I'm glad it's so easy for me to understand.
You want to know it yourself, don't you?
That's right.
I learned a lot.
I'd like to continue with the show.
It's not a natural flow.
Here it is!
You can't make your co-star laugh at all during the shoot.
On the contrary, it's difficult.
You can't make me laugh?
You can't make me laugh.
My face doesn't look like this during the shoot.
I'll explain the rules.
The entertainer and co-star go for a fake shoot.
As soon as the co-star laughs, electricity flows.
I see.
And you have to shoot without noticing the electricity flowing.
It depends on the co-star, too.
What do you think, Matsumoto-san?
Is that Issei Miyake?
No, I don't think so.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Could you give Matsumoto-san electricity?
Who's going to give you electricity?
You can't make your co-star laugh at all during the shoot.
On the contrary, it's difficult.
This time, three entertainers will go for a fake shoot with female co-stars.
It depends on the female co-star, too.
The first challenger is...
100-minute opinion tour
Kyain, Udo Suzuki.
Udo Suzuki
And the co-star who can't be laughed at is...
Udo Suzuki
I'm old enough to be called "Akko-san"
But this time, the system is laughing at you.
Akko-san
They were trying to proceed with a calm tone...
Akko-san
But they ended up saying things like usual...
Akko-san
The first place they visited was this Brazilian restaurant.
Akko-san
How is it? Is it good?
Oh yes!
It is normal conversation...
Cheers!
Oh that's hot!
I'm sorry, but I can't do it.
This is sausage in English.
Sausage!
It looks delicious.
Is this also Shirazuko?
Yes, it is.
Thank you for the meal.
Is it hot?
What should we do?
I don't know.
I'm sorry, but it's hot.
On top of that...
Thank you for the meal!
I didn't do anything
It's hot
It's dangerous
It's an infinite loop
It's embarrassing
Even in the previous samba dance class...
She kept dancing the endless electric samba
As a result, she got electrocuted about 126 times in about one hour
The next challenger is...
Tanaka of A.N.G.I.R.L.S.
Can you calm down a little?
Today's guest is...
Nice to meet you, I'm Tanaka of A.N.G.I.R.L.S.
Do you often come to Harajuku?
Yes, I do
What do you come for?
For shopping
You don't look like that
What?
A bug?
It was a bug
You're weak
Of course, she doesn't try to make herself laugh
She just walks forward
Why?
You're a slow-moving talent
I've never seen this kind of person before
I've seen this kind of person before
I'm going to collapse
I'm sorry. Hurry up
You laugh every time
Hurry up
It's hot
Is it okay to upload this much?
You have to do it properly
Look, look, everyone
This is also a loop of hell where you laugh at Tanaka's face as he endures the electric current
I see, so this is how it is
The electric machine has become an eternal machine
It's all gone
What did he say here?
Hey, wait a minute
Wait a minute, is Tanaka in trouble?
As a result of enduring the electric current,
Even cruelly,
Tanaka had a nosebleed and was in a state of transformation
I had a nosebleed
I had a nosebleed completely
It's all gone
I can't do it anymore
Give up, give up
This is really bad
Tanaka gives up and ends the shoot
He has to do it forever
The number of electric currents is 109
And the last challenger is
One in a million chance
Two people?
I can't laugh here
Fujiwara's two people
The last challenger is Fujiwara's two people.
And...
The guest who will go around with us is...
This person!
Welcome!
You're here!
I'm going to laugh!
You're here!
It's mine! It's mine!
It's mine!
Take care of it!
I'm begging you!
Take care of it!
I'm fine!
You're fine!
It's not penetrating that much! Stop popping it!
Seriously!
That's right!
They're going to show us their usual funny opening.
Actually, before we start filming...
But still...
I see!
I don't think you can do it without getting electrocuted even once!
You can't do it without getting electrocuted, right?
But you have to be prepared to get electrocuted a few times!
That's right!
How about doing the same joke as hard as you can?
If you do it as many times as you can, people will get bored of you!
I see!
At first, they might laugh at you...
But if you do the same joke as hard as you can, they won't laugh at you!
How about this kind of strategy?
And so...
Do you usually come to Kanda?
I don't really have a chance to go to Kanda...
That's right!
How about you, Kanashi?
I haven't been to Kanda that much...
But it's not as small as I thought it would be...
Kanda is...
No, no...
It's because you have a big face!
Genki...
It's because you have a big face!
Genki...
You're Kanda's most important person!
Genki...
I see...
You seem to have a lot of energy...
But it's been a while since I've heard that from you...
What?
You sound like an old man...
It's because you have a big face!
It's because you have a big face...
Your voice is so big...
It's because you have a big face...
The sun is setting early in the morning...
You're an important person!
It's because you have a big face!
Even after that...
"It's because you have a big face" is repeated...
But Asahi doesn't get tired of it...
So...
They change their strategy in a hurry...
I won't do anything stupid...
I won't say anything stupid...
Right, right...
I'll try not to say anything stupid...
Even if it's just a coincidence...
I won't ignore it...
I won't deal with it...
Right...
One point...
Simple, not stupid, not making any jokes strategy...
Please put it on...
Right, this one...
Right, put it on...
Put it on...
Right...
I'm nervous...
These ears...
I'm already wearing it...
You're wearing it...
I don't want to take it off...
That's right...
There are four ears...
I don't really know...
I see...
You remembered it...
I see...
This one...
Right...
Her reflexes make me go crazy.
Reflexes make me go crazy.
Let's have a drawing competition.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you for coming.
The topic is "cute girls, please".
It's weird.
So, Naonyan koromochi lady.
Yes, I'm Naonyan koromochi.
Then, please show us.
I'll show you.
This is me.
Thank you.
I have no intention of drawing it normally.
Ta-dah!
Look! It's cute!
But you are good at it!
Right?
I'm good at it.
You can't move, can you?
I can't move at all.
His eyes are a little wide open.
His eyes are wide open.
But it's hard.
Mr. Takayuki!
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
Let me show you myself.
Like this.
Mr. Takayuki!
Did you draw it for the first time?
No, I drew it normally.
What is it?
You are doing it properly!
Right?
What is it?
Why do you...
Garruk can't be taken away!
Calm down!
Wait a minute!
Be quiet!
What is that umbrella?
It's a cute item!
Don't say that!
It's an umbrella!
You are crazy!
Don't say that!
After that...
The conditional reaction of "boke" and "tsukkomi" comes out.
Don't make me do strange things!
Hey, you!
Don't say that!
Hey!
Seriously!
Don't say that!
Why are you crying?
What is it?
Why are you crying?
Hey!
Don't say that!
Hey!
Who are you?
I'm scared!
I'm scared of this kind of thing!
Hey!
What is that face?
What is it?
It's cold, honestly!
The ball is the opposite!
Hey!
The ball is the opposite!
Hey!
What is that face?
What are you trying to make me laugh?
I hit you!
No one is laughing like you now!
No one is making me laugh!
Believe me!
You are laughing more than usual!
I'm sorry!
You are laughing more than usual!
But I want to go ahead!
I want to go ahead, too!
Hey!
Are you serious?
Wait!
I want to go ahead!
No one is laughing like you now!
No one is making me laugh!
As a result of that,
Nobe got electrocuted 223 times,
and Fujiwara finished in first place.
I see!
Asahi made a joke here,
and for some reason,
the three of them went to the extra stage.
What is it?
The special guest who should not be laughed at is...
Hayashiya Parko
Welcome.
Why are you laughing like that?
I'm sorry.
It was funny.
Don't say it's funny.
If you say it's funny, you'll get into trouble.
Is this Micho's park?
It's completely different.
If you say it's funny, you'll get into trouble.
Shut up and go back.
In any case, they don't make their partners laugh.
That's right.
It's really funny.
It was difficult.
It's not funny at all.
Everyone laughs to make it exciting or to fill in the gap.
What do you mean?
When you're walking, it's better than walking silently.
I see.
What is it?
I hate it.
Wear a face mask and don't wear it for a year.
Can I wear a face mask for a year and not wear it?
It's good to be hated, but it's a bad way of doing it.
It's terrible.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner
Today's presenter is...
Kenji Tabura.
Thank you for having me.
This is the fifth episode of the popular series.
Is there anything you don't like about it?
It's like the sixth episode of "The Crow Escapes".
It's not like that.
You know "The Crow Escapes" in one episode, don't you?
Why don't you know it in five or six episodes?
This is your favorite.
What is it?
"No color, smelly air cannon".
You like it, don't you?
It's funny.
This time, we have a theory that these people may withstand it.
Here it is.
"If you're a professional singer, you can sing without changing your expression even if you're hit by a colorless, smelly air cannon".
Oh, you're singing.
Yes.
This program was brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
It's very funny.
Five or six episodes...
That's the downtown on Wednesdays.
If you're a professional singer, even if you eat colorless and smelly air guns,
verify the theory that you can sing without changing your facial expressions at all.
This time, we'll have a surprise appearance at a remote wedding and send a song as a gift.
A fake show called "target".
While singing in this virtual set,
Look at the air guns.
In addition, the power of the air guns is...
The smell level up to the last time...
Furthermore, the version up...
So, the first target is...
Kouhaku Hitsujou singer, Junretsu.
It's a wedding.
I'm a big fan of Junretsu and Misako.
Thank you for participating remotely.
I'm glad you came remotely.
If you asked me to come in person, I'd have to give you a gift certificate.
Don't say thank you.
So, the recording of the fake surprise show starts now.
We have a special guest for you.
These people!
Hello!
Rui-san, Misako-san, congratulations on your marriage!
They are Junretsu's fans!
Junretsu thinks Junretsu is the one who set up the surprise.
No way...
After this, the smell of the surprise is gone.
Can you stand it?
Could it be...
We'd like you to present this song.
Please listen to "Propose".
"Propose"...
Propose
This time, the lead vocalist and the lead singer will sing in harmony.
Propose
Why did you say that?
What's wrong with you?
It stinks.
What are you talking about?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you sure you're okay?
As the surprise became messy,
Mukai, who was supposed to be at the intermission, appeared and told a joke here.
I saw it, too.
It was the worst.
I was really surprised.
It's not like that.
Even though she came, she was naked.
As soon as she came and fell down, I saw their faces.
They usually breathe from their noses, but they all breathe from their mouths.
I thought it was terrible.
I think it was a good timing.
As soon as she breathed in, she inhaled the smell.
She couldn't hold it in anymore.
Do you usually bring pickles at the intermission?
No, we don't.
We don't smell like that.
You're trying to calm down, aren't you?
The next target is...
Thank you for coming.
Was it "First Summer"?
She is from idol group "VIS".
She is famous for her singing ability and has a question as a percussionist.
I think it's real.
Could it be...
Yes, we would like to celebrate your departure and send you this song. Please listen to it.
It seems like there are people who have left the country.
Please sing with us if you like.
She is good.
She is good at singing.
Can she stand it?
See? She can't stand it.
She is trying hard.
She can't stand it.
See? She can't stand it.
See?
She is good. She is good.
She can stand it.
Her costume is also fluttering in the wind.
She is wearing it.
How many times do you want me to hit you?
About 3 hits in a row.
Keep going!
Oh!
You seem a little tense.
Each hit, each hit, each hit!
Keep hitting!
Can't you be more patient?
I'll be there, just you wait!
- But she's so patient. - Yeah, she is.
- Look at that! - Look at that!
- She's amazing! - Go, go, go!
Keep dancing! Keep dancing!
- She's amazing! - She knows!
- Right? - She knows everything!
- She's amazing! - She's amazing!
- She hasn't changed at all. - She's amazing!
First Summer Oika. What did you think of it?
Hajime-san! Ayaka-san!
Let's end with a song!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- She's amazing! - She's amazing!
- Really? - She coughed!
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
At the end of the song, her patience finally came to an end.
- I'm sorry! - She was patient!
- I'm sorry! - And...
- Congratulations on your sudden promotion!
- Well, actually...
- She was patient.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Ayaka-san! - Ayaka-san!
After the intermission talk...
- Ayaka-san! - Ayaka-san!
- How are you and Ayaka-san?
- Are you not getting along with each other?
- No, it's like...
I've been thinking about a lot of things.
It's really...
- No, it's not. - It's really bothering me.
- No, it's not. - It's just smelly.
Uikaru managed to hide it well.
- That's amazing. - Here's a spoiler.
- That's amazing. - That's great.
It was a song.
Remote surprise big plan.
What should I say? There is no program like that.
If it wasn't for that, I feel like there is only one.
Will it come up?
- It's Wednesday. - That's right.
That's amazing.
It's sharp.
Is it a song version of "If there is a strong smell during the story, can you continue the story as it is?"
That's great!
I like it and I watch it every week!
I'm sorry.
When I went over to the most important place, it was really smelly!
- That's right. - Are you exaggerating?
- That's right. - So, the last target is...
- Thank you for your cooperation. - Here it is!
"Star" Akira Nishiki.
- Will it come up? - He is 71 years old.
- Even at the place where he celebrated his 50th anniversary of acting... - I think "star" will stop.
I will do my best for the surprise!
Will it come up?
I would like to congratulate you two.
I will sing this song!
"As long as the sun is in the sky"!
It's a famous song!
"Star" Akira Nishiki.
"I love you" "I love you" "Very much" "Very much"
"I love you" "I love you" "Really" "Really"
"I love you" "I love you" "Do you need this scene?"
As long as the sun is in the sky
"As long as the sun is in the sky" "A professional."
A star.
The brain-reaction of a star Nishiki.
Thank you for your performance!
Wonderful song!
When you were singing, did you feel anything strange?
No, but it was remote.
Remote?
When you were singing, did you feel anything strange?
I said something strange.
I said "quickly lie to me".
That's okay.
It's not strange in your room.
It's strange.
That's why you said "green", right?
Did you smell something?
I'm sad.
I don't know.
So, the target age of the air cannon is 72 years old.
I'm sorry.
It seems like you had a target age.
Yes, I'm a little hungry.
You're not satisfied.
When you were singing, you said "hit me all the time".
You said it like a demon.
When I was in puberty, I had a target age of 100 years old.
I'm sure you all have it.
I had a target age of 4cm.
Next time, please give me the usual one at the restaurant.
If it leaves a good impact on the employees in the first episode, it may be possible in the second episode.
In addition,
Can you shed tears just in the chorus of the song?
The 4th Chorus Battle Competition will be held.
And
Let's verify the theory that you can buy anything for one yen.
Buy it?
Tonight's broadcast will start broadcasting on Parabi after this.