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It's Wednesday night! Tonight we have a two-hour special!
Welcome!
Our first presenter is this person!
Who is it?
It's Milk Boy!
Hello, I'm Milk Boy!
Thank you!
That's not how manzai starts!
Thank you!
We just received a film wrapped in a crab shell.
Thank you!
It doesn't matter how much it is.
It's a film!
It's sudden, but I'm sure you've posted something on social media and it's been taken up on the internet.
Even small things can be taken up on the internet.
You said "new" in a weird place.
Don't be nervous!
I'm nervous.
Don't be nervous!
Thank you!
We just received a film wrapped in a crab shell.
Thank you!
It doesn't matter how much it is.
Thank you!
If we did this, it would be reset.
It's not like that.
We have a plan for the internet news.
Here it is!
You can't go home until you're on the internet news!
It's difficult.
What does it mean?
We dare to do things that will be talked about.
People who are on the internet news can go home.
It's hard to choose.
Yukiina, you can go home soon.
This is a quick change.
This will happen again.
It happens every time.
Thank you!
After this, SNS posts will go viral.
They can't go home until they are on the internet news.
In addition,
Entertainers, athletes, and celebrities will be listed.
It's a Japanese famous ranking.
And Dancho VS Kasuga.
It's a top-level battle!
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I can't go home until I get on the internet news
Let's go home
Let's get on
It's easier to get on
This member seems like she can easily get on the internet news
I'm famous now, so I can get on the internet news no matter what I do
If I go home now, I'll be on the internet news and go home right away
Bye bye
I saw her today and she's not good at driving
I'm sure of it
Are you okay, judo club?
I don't think she can do it
Let's start the challenge
Is it okay for me to go home as usual?
Is it okay for me to go home as Michoppa?
What do you want me to do?
Michoppa?
It doesn't work at all
Kuro-chan, who has a good reputation for not being able to do it, tweets this picture of her in a bad mood
Really?
Can I go watch TVS for a while?
Let's see who's here today
If me and other celebrities form a tag team, we'll definitely be on the internet news
The other day, I got on the stand and saw my pants and it became news
Sanchoko and Akko
Wait, Wada Hiko is here
Oh no, if Wada Hiko and Sanchoko are here, we'll be on the internet news
It's okay, Sanma and Takeshi are here too
Suruto
She's crazy
Oh my god!
She's amazing
She's like So-chan
She's doing her best
She's so cute
But...
What's wrong?
She went to a meeting
I'm scared
I was going to take a two-shot and give it to you
Wait a minute.
What is it?
I'm being kicked out of Wadaagyo.
Really?
You kicked me out of Wadaagyo.
You're so cute.
You keep calling me.
I'm forgetting my words.
You're following me around a lot.
Go home now.
What are you doing?
You're amazing.
You should make one of these.
This is bad.
I see.
Wadaagyo is following me around a lot.
They'll definitely see this tweet.
You have a big voice.
Before it becomes a hot topic, they might make fun of me.
However...
Wait a minute.
What?
It's already nine o'clock.
Yes.
I have to go to a live broadcast now.
There is a show called "Uso" which is hosted by Chris Matsumura.
I'm going to give you this over there.
Furekko's Fuwa-chan left the location and went to a live broadcast of MX TV.
I looked up the news on the internet and analyzed it.
If there is something I can imitate, I might imitate it.
I'm going to say something similar to what's on the news.
Mr. Hiromi.
Hiromi confessed his love for Tokyo Disneyland.
Mr. Matsumoto.
He apologized for his smartphone game debut.
Is this news?
Kimura Takuya.
He lost his money and money.
Do you have money and money?
So...
I tweeted it.
I've been smoking about 200 cigarettes a day since I was 20 years old, but I decided to quit smoking.
This is the last one in my life.
Can I do it?
In addition...
Katsumisayuri confessed that he is in debt.
I have a debt, too.
I will come out with all my might, but I have a debt for a Chinese domestic company.
I decided to take a look at it for the time being in a series of tweets about quitting smoking and coming out.
I think it's better to write a real amount of money.
That's right.
Mr. Kato reported his one-night trip with his daughter and criticized Mr. Kato.
I'm criticized again today.
It was a lie-like makeup.
By the way, what have you been eating recently?
Pancakes look like grilled shiitake mushrooms.
What's wrong with you?
It's like a big grilled shiitake mushroom.
Mr. Kato left for his first public, 120 square meter private studio.
The rent is 1.3 million yen.
Is it a studio you rented to make videos?
It's a studio for meeting people in various fields.
Is it a studio for various fields?
Why does this person have so much money?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
What does this person make money on?
I really want to know.
Is the public also interested in such a suspicious source of money?
My daughter's toy is a Dewansee teddy bear.
It went up within 30 minutes.
It also went up that I have a little finger.
It seems that brand-related posts are easy to be on the internet news.
Even during live broadcasts, people ask me where I got my clothes from and ask me to show my whole body.
So, the first post announced the total amount of coordination on that day.
It was decided on the style of the star's clothes.
The amount of money came out.
It's about a month's worth of money.
The total amount of money is 1377 810 yen.
I think most people make about this amount of money a month.
Where is it from?
I will post it on Instagram.
If you calculate it, it was 13.8 million yen in today's exchange rate.
This is a lot of money.
And there is another weak person, JOYMAN.
I often become a nest news on my own.
There are many tweets on Twitter asking where JOYMAN has gone.
Even if I'm walking on the street, a general person tweets me that JOYMAN is here.
JOYMAN aims at posting from the general public.
There is a core laughing fan in front of the headquarters.
JOYMAN's strategy to invite laughing fans' tweets in front of the headquarters.
You look like a laughing fan.
What do you want me to do?
I think you should go to an idol's house.
It's easier for you to get along with them.
You should go to Rina Hashimoto's house.
Rina Hashimoto's house?
Yes, "Black Diamond" in Naniwa.
If you go to her house, it will be a hot topic on the Internet.
What are you talking about?
I think you will get along with her.
I don't know what you are talking about.
I'll call her.
What is she talking about?
Hello, Rina?
Yes.
I'm sorry for calling you suddenly.
What is it?
Can you go to Rina Hashimoto's house?
I can't do it normally.
What if you can't do it normally?
Why?
I can't do it normally.
I can't do it suddenly.
It may be sudden, but it's Wednesday's downtown.
You are mean.
You are the worst.
Rina Hashimoto's house.
They have a long conversation for five minutes.
She is hesitant.
I'm sorry for waking you up.
No problem.
How many minutes?
About 30 minutes.
I got it.
I'm sorry for waking you up.
She is talking in a casual way.
And, as they move...
Wednesday's downtown.
Do you like bed five?
Or seven?
Seven is better?
It's "Black Diamond".
She is currently in a big girl ranking!
She also posted it on Instagram and Amibro.
But she can't stop posting.
For "sns monster kuro-chan"...
It's amazing.
When they actually appear in the MV, we ask "how much will it be?"
At that time, it was over 100 million yen.
But it seems like they're really trying to appear in real life.
It looks like it's going down a little.
We can't decide what to post next.
"Monster of different types".
What did you say?
I'm sorry.
When we're taking pictures...
Rina-chan is wearing pajamas.
Rina-chan, your pajamas are cute too, right?
When we say that, I think it'll be bad.
So I'm sorry. Can you change into pajamas?
Rina?
No.
Really?
That's amazing.
I'm sorry. I'll do something about it later.
What does it have to do with this?
When they forcefully ask her to change into pajamas...
What are you doing?
The shooting starts.
That's good. That's good.
She's doing it.
Your pajamas are in the way.
Your pajamas are cute too, right?
Hey, Kuro-chan, can you go home now?
I'll come back.
They stay there for only 10 minutes.
Kuro-chan is quickly driven out.
Even so...
And now, two and a half hours have passed since the beginning.
The five members' SNS posts so far are as follows...
You're kidding, right?
Seriously, what are you doing?
Thank you.
You're not doing anything.
Disneyland reopened, but for those who can't go yet, Kuro-chan and Donald Duck will heal you a little.
Where did you come from?
I haven't seen everyone yet. I've only seen Fuwa- chan and Kato and Sari.
What about Sarah and Joe?
Those two can't do it. They're going to do it for about a week, right?
And here...
And...
You're riding it!
I didn't realize you were riding it!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
What? What? What?
Kami Seven!
Kuro-chan introduced her favorite girl's ranking, Kami Seven,
and the first and second place winner is...
It's the first place!
Thank you, Chuni-ji Sports!
From Kuro-chan's selected collars,
Kuro-chan is still wearing it.
Don't hide it. It's a death note. I feel sorry for you all.
It's not like that.
It's not like I'm hiding it.
Hey, Fuwa-chan, I won't give you anything.
I said that, but...
It's not popular at all.
It's not like I'm a noisy woman.
From the beginning, it's 2 hours and 42 minutes.
The first person to go home is Kuro-chan.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
I'm Kuro-chan right now.
I got in!
What? No way!
I'm sorry! I got in because of normal sales.
Are you serious?
She got in.
What kind of saying is that?
How did you get in?
From Kuro-chan's favorite girl's ranking, Kami Seven,
I finished in 7th place!
Wow, are you serious?
That's fast.
Wait a minute.
Isn't Kami Seven in 3rd place?
Isn't it possible?
It's not like that.
I want to get in there.
Why do you want to get in there?
Good luck, everyone!
Wow!
It's weird, but I want to get in there.
Yes, I got in.
It's noisy.
It's noisy because you're talking like Tomoko Shinya.
There's only my report here.
Oh, it's frustrating.
I'm glad you got out of there.
It's too late to calculate.
It's the manager and driver's fault.
It's definitely not Sai's fault.
And here...
By the way, do you have a plan for 11 o'clock?
I don't know.
What are you going to do?
A date.
I think I'll say goodbye for now.
What are you talking about?
She doesn't care about the convenience of filming.
What do you think I'm doing?
After the lunch date with Tomoka, Sari Kato interrupts filming for a while.
On the other hand, Mori, who is looking for hidden stories in the TBS station.
What are you doing at this location?
I know this milk booth.
Oh, I see.
Since ancient times.
Since the Osaka period.
Excuse me.
He's here.
Oh, you're here.
Hello.
Oh, hello.
Long time no see.
I'm Morita.
Yeah, I know.
What's up?
Long time no see.
What's up?
Well...
It's been a while, hasn't it?
No, no, no.
We've been on "Chica Live" together many times.
That's right.
We've been on it many times.
Someday, we'll meet in a place like this.
That's right.
We'll meet in a place like this.
That's right.
That's deep.
During the Osaka era, we met at a TV station in Tokyo with Milk Boy-san, who worked hard with us at an entertainment venue for hundreds of people.
I never thought that we would meet in a school house several times bigger than the dirty little house we were standing in at the time.
I'm about to cry.
When we calm down again, let's drink together, okay?
Asakusa Kid's taste and Nagabuchi's taste are mixed together.
The news on the internet is surprisingly easy to become news.
I really want to go home with this!
And four and a half hours after the start,
Joey and Takagi, who still haven't seen any tweets from the public,
I want to post more and more photos of me saying "I'm right here" and more and more from me.
Part of the strategy has been changed, and today is the first tweet.
On the other hand, Fuwa-chan has finally returned after a 90-minute live broadcast.
Why did you post it?
Actually, I was going to post it on MX, but I couldn't see Chris Matsumura and Amiga-san's phones for a second because they were talking all their lives.
All right, I posted it!
All right!
I love you!
I'll tag you!
And...
When I was shooting the video, Amiga-san came to me.
Yes!
Ah! Amiga-san!
Ah!
What is this place?
There's no wall!
There is a wall!
There's no wall!
You recently remembered and pantomimed for me!
And...
I think this will definitely work.
Chris Matsumura was there and cast a spell on me.
Even if Chris Matsumura transforms, it's still Chris Matsumura.
It's been a while since I last saw you!
Fuwa-chan posts videos with her co-stars in a row and counts the rewinds.
And then, at 3 p.m., 7 hours have passed since the shoot began.
Kato has left the date and is back.
When she checks her smartphone...
Ah! It's ringing!
Kato has left. All-new high-brand clothing. Total is 13.8 million yen.
I don't think it's a realistic price.
She's like a doll.
I thought it would ring.
So, Kato has left and is back in 7 hours.
We have news!
No way!
Seriously?!
Yes.
Kuro-chan and Kato Sari-san have left all of a sudden.
It's like we're in an era where Japan isn't good.
Isn't that a bit rude?
You two have left. What will you do now?
Will you move somewhere for now?
More than that, isn't it the local election in Tokyo today?
Yes, it is.
July 5th.
Yes, today is the day of the local election in Tokyo.
I just wanted to go vote in the fall.
Seriously, this isn't the time for a location shoot.
And so...
It's done!
They dressed up so as not to bother the president and went to vote.
What is this?
I'm going to vote!
What is this?
I'm off!
I've done a lot of people's questions, so if I write this, there will be a young person's election rate of 500 million.
Did you take a picture?
I couldn't take a picture and it didn't show at all, so I'm going to go in front of the mayor and take it.
Awesome! I got a really good one!
Awesome! I got a completely crazy picture!
Wow!
Great picture!
This is a great picture!
I think I can ride it!
Isn't it too crazy?
It's really crazy!
It's a Japanese gal!
The citizen's duty is to beat them up!
The living gal says "thank you" and "peace" for now!
Ouch!
She immediately tweets it.
This looks good!
Then, only ten minutes later...
Wow! She already said one thing!
She said "one thing is good"!
Isn't it great?
Isn't it crazy?
It's really crazy!
At this pace, I'm sure I'll ride "net news" naked!
What?
I'm in first place in retweets and posts!
Wow!
I'm in first place in Japan!
Wow!
Maezawa Yusaku is in second place!
Wow!
Fuwa-chan is in first place!
What's more, look at this wonderful comment!
If someone who has influence speaks up, the voting rate will increase, so it's very good!
Oh, that's a good opinion!
Wow!
I'm compensating for this part of the world that needs a bit of a downturn!
Meanwhile...
Well...
What about gossip?
I'm off!
There's a bar in Roppongi...
And there...
A woman is hanging out there...
That's the worst!
What about that?
Smelling?
Well, Instagram posts of actresses and such...
And...
The same picture...
That I'm posting...
This guy's dating, isn't he?
It seems like you're not very good at designing...
No, no...
I'm sorry...
Not all of them are good!
Everything I'm about to do is blocked off!
By the TBS compliance!
And so...
The man who hit the wall of compliance...
The man who hit the wall of compliance... Morita posted...
Picking up trash as a volunteer
That's the exact opposite of what Morita tweeted...
No, no, no...
I'm off!
Morita and Takagi, who continue their trial and error, are left with just the two of them.
Fuwa-chan, the last of the trio...
What's up?
You really were there!
...succeeded in making contact with someone.
I'm so happy!
This is...
This is crazy!
And that is...
Fuwa-chan's admirers are Shinora-a-ko and Shinohara Tomoe.
I've loved Shinora-a-ko since I was three years old.
I've dressed up like Shinora-a-ko and done a lot of things for her.
We're one mind and one body. We're a perfect couple.
With the collaboration of new and old personalities,
the news industry is making a big leap forward.
However...
I have to go back to my next job.
You're busy, aren't you?
Fuwa-chan is tired.
Next is the variety recording of "Nittere".
If this dressing room hears about it, I'll take it.
I'm off!
However, ten minutes later...
Huh? Fua-chan!
What's wrong with you?
What's up?
It worked!
I knew it would work!
Seriously?
I just saw a picture and it worked!
As expected of Fua-chan!
Fua-chan is back home in 10 hours and 50 minutes.
This news is great!
By the way, this post has reached 40,000 retweets and 280,000 likes and it's going viral on Twitter.
In addition, the remaining four tweets posted that day were all posted online the next day except for Chris Matsumura.
What's up with you?
It proved how popular he is.
Wow!
And here's a report from one of the members.
Slurp!
What's up with you?
What's up with you guys?
Fua-chan looks hazy.
Fua-chan is still there right now.
That's right.
In fact, Takagi, who said he couldn't go home forever, was spreading rumors of dyeing his hair pink.
I see.
There was a pattern where I changed my hair color and it became news.
Oh, I see.
How did people react?
You turned pink!
I thought it would be dangerous for me if I went to see Kanechika himself and did a two-shot.
Oh, I see.
And it's one-shot, so I thought I'd go with Takagi's one-shot.
And it was 9 p.m.
Will there be any news from here?
As night falls, news updates should also decrease.
Kanechi retweets my tweets!
Kanechi and Ifujit comments on Takagi's posts and retweets them.
Hello!
Kanechi, Pakuchi!
At least one.
I really want to go home.
I'm sorry it became news!
I'm sorry!
It became news first!
Wow! Really?
Joyman and Takagi, for 14 hours and 16 minutes,
were able to make it to the internet news.
So, Kanechi retweeted your tweet.
Wow! Really?
I won't be caught up in any news.
Do you have any plans?
No, not at all.
Not at all.
I guess you only know about the renaissance.
Well, that's a little...
On Wednesday, we'll reveal...
the news that has been a failure since Autumn.
It is now midnight.
I dare not go home.
After giving up on posting any more,
the first day of filming is over.
I really want to go home.
So...
This is the hotel we're staying at today.
It's really scary!
Well, it's a little...
Let's go eat!
According to the rule of "can't go home",
we'll be staying at this cheap hotel in the city.
Cheap hotel?
Wow! I've never seen a room like this before!
Am I going to die from anemia in the morning?
Stop it!
Let's stop for now.
Everyone, how did you like it so far?
It's interesting, but...
I'm only looking at Morita.
His balance is a little...
Isn't it enough?
I think it's too short. It's only Morita.
No, I don't want to see it at all.
I'm going to break!
It's already the second day.
Thank you for it.
It's raining all the time.
It's hard to adjust the air conditioner.
It's cold and hot.
It's hard.
Is the internet not working?
It's not working.
It's already the second day.
Morita feels stuck.
What should I do for the internet to work?
Is it not working?
Well...
Is it not working?
By the way, where are you?
Yes.
Even if I call you, you don't pick up.
Really?
I haven't paid you for about two years.
Really?
I don't have to tell you.
I don't have anything to pay you for.
However, this is also not allowed on TV.
Morita is stuck.
For now, he checks the entertainment news.
Momoko High Heels. Shopping with her sons in an outlet.
This is it!
Is it not working?
It's cute!
Why is this the internet news?
Stop it!
Kawaii Gamon. Recreate the topping of sukiya.
It's funny!
It's impossible for Ilaila to know the correct answer in an unfamiliar situation.
I guess it's simpler.
I see.
Can I smoke now?
What?
Stop it.
No, I'm serious.
I can't do it anymore.
My mental state will go crazy.
If I continue like this.
Recreate the topping of sukiya in just one day.
I feel like I can eat it as a set.
It's so good!
I can eat it with my whole body.
After that.
Recreate the burnt mark of when you woke up a boy during cooking in a video.
What is it?
Until now, seven tweets in two days.
Morita still can't see his goal.
I see.
Do you want to change it?
Oh, no.
Change it.
I don't care about St. Louis anymore.
I don't care about anything.
Hey, get out of my way.
34 hours have passed since the shooting started without any movement.
I can't get lost anymore.
However, Morita came up with a strategy of knight reformation.
He was waiting for someone.
That person is...
She's coming.
That's Fuwa-chan.
Influencer Fuwa-chan.
Fuwa-chan.
What's wrong with you?
Fuwa-chan.
Why did you come to rely on me?
What's wrong with you?
Fuwa-chan.
You're free, right?
Yes.
Come to my office.
Please.
Fuwa-chan, I'm serious.
I'm serious.
If you join us, it will definitely be on the internet.
Fuwa-chan, I'm begging you. If you join us, it won't be on the internet.
It's already been two days since I joined.
That's right.
I can't do it.
It's too late for me to join your office.
Fuwa-chan, I'm begging you. If you join us, it won't be on the internet.
Although she was easily refused, she posted a series of scout conversations.
In addition, Fuwa-chan tweeted this.
"The ratio is 10-0 and I don't care," but she said it's impossible.
She is funny.
10-0?
Are you still holding it?
What's wrong with you?
Fuwa-chan posted a series of scout conversations.
In no time, the number of "likes" exceeded 10,000.
However, it hasn't been posted on the internet yet.
It won't be posted on the internet.
I don't like it.
Should I sell it early?
Hey!
And the time is around 9 p.m.
Morita is prepared for the third day.
Wait!
Wait, wait!
What? Didn't it ring?
Did it ring?
"Farewell..." Look at this.
Friday.
Farewell, youthful anger and milk boy's reunion.
All right, man, can we...
How about this?
Look!
It rang!
We did it!
Wow!
It rang for 32 hours!
Yesterday's tweet went viral on the internet!
It took a lot of time.
We did it!
That's amazing.
As I thought, God saved me!
The Gossip God saved me!
As I thought!
If I sell out and get ripped off,
I'll forgive you, Friday.
Farewell, youthful anger and milk boy's reunion.
So, "Farewell, youthful anger and milk boy's reunion."
Farewell, youthful anger and milk boy's reunion.
All right, man, can we...
Farewell, youthful anger and milk boy's reunion.
So our trip was the final stop.
We're embarrassed that nothing happened.
That's right.
That's good.
Fua-chan was pretty amazing at this location.
Fua-chan's tweet that she turned down Morita's scout will also be on the news later.
It will be a big hit.
I see.
But you haven't been able to join yet, Chris-san.
I haven't joined yet.
Chris-san hasn't joined yet, so it's okay.
Our next presenter is this person! Please come in!
Welcome!
Thank you for coming all the way from Japan!
Thank you!
It's a bad place, isn't it?
It's a bad place!
Do you want me to go that far?
Actually, we have a special guest for you!
Yes!
First of all, let's have a look at this!
The most famous Japanese in the world ranking!
Yes, we have it!
Three years ago,
we did a survey of the most famous people in Japan.
It's the second survey of the most famous people in Japan.
Last time, people who passed away weren't included,
but this time, including individuals,
people from all over the world,
like Misora Hibari-san,
Kyoko,
historical figures,
of course, like Sakamoto Ryoma.
What?!
If that happens, what will happen?
I don't like that.
After this, the most famous Japanese in the world ranking will be announced!
Tokon Tozai Japanese Famous Rankings!
From each genre, we selected 1,000 famous Japanese people and picked them up on TV shows.
From teens to 70s, we conducted a survey based on the population balance of Japan.
This time as well, in addition to the guide survey conducted by Yoshimoto Sumimasu Geirin around the country,
we conducted a survey conducted by a research company and asked 2,000 people in total.
We created the top 100 most famous Japanese people.
Let's start with the 100th place.
She has a really good heart.
I don't know what kind of education I should get in order to be a plus person like her, but I think it suits me when I'm busy.
She always challenges herself and always succeeds, so I think it's amazing.
I don't know much about this person, but is his name Hoshian?
I don't know, I don't know his name at all.
I have the image of him playing an instrument.
The one with the guitar.
Mr. Miyazon.
100th place, Mr. Miyazon.
He is widely recognized in his 50s and below, but his popularity has increased in his 60s and 70s, and his overall popularity is 65.6%.
Next, 99th place is Junji Takada.
This is, on the contrary, a young generation. In particular, his popularity has increased by 20.2%, and his popularity is 65.9%.
And 98th place is...
He always has a smile on his face and seems like he's ready for anything.
It's like he was born to make people laugh.
He married an announcer.
He was singing "another day".
Himura.
With his impressive appearance, banana man Himura Yuuki ranks 98th place.
His popularity is 66.1%.
Next, 97th place is Shouhei Otani.
In addition, 96th place is Shinobu Sakagami.
And 95th place is...
I feel like he's a very talented person.
But I also feel like he likes girls.
Huh? Who?
I've never seen him like that before.
I thought he was a literary person.
That's not it.
In the past...
From his historical speech...
Itohirobumi.
95th place, Itohirobumi.
Here, a historical figure ranks first.
More than 40s who used historical speeches...
And less than 30s who are well-known.
In total, it's 66.5%.
And here are the other 90s and older.
Kasuga.
Variety show entertainers, idols, and educated people rank first.
Japan's famous people and famous places rank first.
Next, 80s and older rank first.
Manro no Kamisama, Tezuka Osamu ni...
Kinashi Noritake, Hagimoto Kinichi...
Okamura Takashi and veteran geirin.
And members of "Arashi" rank first.
Among them, the one who ranked 81st is...
I think our generation of women are men who long for love.
You're imitating Junichi Ishida, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You're wearing a cardigan.
Imitating Junichi Ishida?
No, Junichi Koishida.
Junichi Koishida?
You came here and imitated Junichi Koishida?
No, I didn't.
I came from home.
I'm wearing a blindfold like this.
Junichi Ishida.
81st, Junichi Ishida.
It's hard to tell who's in their teens.
Junichi Ishida's popularity in his 50s and 60s was more than 90% in the Showa era.
However, his popularity in his teens was 12.8% and lower.
His absolute popularity in his teens was 71.2%.
Here are the people in their 70s.
Comedians, politicians, actors, musicians, and ex- boxers all had 10,000 yen bills.
Famous people of various genres all had their faces together.
And here are people in their 60s.
Naomi Osaka, Kei Nishikori, and two professional tennis players who are active all over the world.
Surprisingly, those two...
I feel like I've seen it on a show that opens a safe.
- You know... - Tokugawa Ieyasu? - No! It's not like that.
- Yoshitsune or something like that. - Tenchi Tennoho? - You know...
- Monkey! Eh? Wasn't it Monkey? - Oda... Eh?
- Monkey... What's his name? - Ah...
- Toyotomi Hideyoshi! - Hideyoshi...
- Is it? - Ah, I see...
67th place, Toyotomi Hideyoshi.
- That person is 74.9% famous. - That person is 67th place.
And the other person in 63rd place is...
- Wait, wait... - The one who won the dream?
- The one who created Edobakufu? - Tokugawa Ieyasu.
- Ah, Ieyasu Tokugawa... - The super-famous man of the Sengoku period is in 60th place.
Next, in 50th place is...
- Matsui Hideki and Nomura Katsuya are baseball players. - Wow!
- While Japan's representative manager, Son Masayoshi is in line... - Son-san...
The one who made it to 56th place is...
He's kind-hearted, very funny and speaks well.
And... He has a weak stomach.
- I have the image that he's good at large-scale business. - Large-scale business?
- He had an accident on his bike... - Wow!
- Chiara Giulia. - Yes!
- Wow, Giulia-san! - Wow!
- She's in 56th place! - 56th place is...
- Chiara Giulia. - Wow!
- Is it Ieyasu? - And the one who ranked 54th place is...
- Because he made everything funny... - Because he made everything funny...
- He has a talented reputation. - He has a talented reputation.
- He's a commentator for Yoshimoto Industry. - A commentator for Yoshimoto Industry...
He's gaining popularity for his interviews that people don't do.
Well...
I often get bitten by crickets.
Big one! Big one!
Big one! Big one! Big one!
Wow! I'm so happy!
Thank you!
54th place, "Big Iron Rope"
and two studio panelists
are both in 1st place.
And among them, 55th place is...
Someone's father.
Junichi Ishii...
Huh?
Who?
Junichi Ishii.
Your father.
No.
Someone's father, right?
Back in our days...
When we were directors...
We had an image of being big directors.
Mr. Nagashima, right?
Yes.
Mr. Nagashima, over 50 years old.
And...
This unexpected "three-shot" also popped up.
Most of them are famous people in Japan.
Next...
41st place is...
Among celebrities and former athletes...
The one who came in 41st place is...
Sakai-chan.
Sakai-chan!
Pro-wrestling!
One, two, three...
Sakai-chan.
I've heard that name before.
Huh?
Why?
I thought you said "Antonio."
No, no, no.
Don't lie to me.
41st place, "Antonio Inoki."
His activities across the ocean are widely recognized.
And he's the only pro-wrestler to rank in.
Wow.
The only one.
Next...
30th place is...
Kimura-san came in 30th place.
Kimura Takuya...
Katori Shingo...
Hanyu Yuzuru...
Among national stars...
Debbie Fujin...
Watanabe Ken...
Even famous celebrities came in 30th place.
Hanyu Yuzuru?
Among them...
The one who came in 30th place is...
It's like biting a piece of fun.
I was killed.
I like Sakera Tetsuya.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
You just said it.
You're a good guy.
Do you know his name?
I'm sorry I'm not good at history.
Ryoma Sakamoto.
Ryoma is here.
Ryoma Sakamoto, 86.0%.
He was famous in Kochi Prefecture, but unfortunately, he ranked 32nd in Japan.
Famous people in Japan, famous people ranking.
Here is the 20th place.
Famous people have all surpassed 85%.
It's been a close battle.
Did you rank 26th?
I've said it a lot on TV, but it looks like it's going to be tough for my juniors.
If you were hit by him, you'd be like, "Help me."
I'd be like, "Help me."
Help me.
You're right.
You didn't say, "Help me."
Masanoshi Hamada, 86.4%.
He gained wide fame in his 30s and 40s.
He ranks 26th in the world.
I see.
But there are people like him.
Hey, show me your picture.
This guy...
What did the comedian say about him?
I don't know.
He's in his 50s.
But he doesn't have a bad personality.
Does he know you?
No, I don't know you.
I don't know you.
He doesn't know you.
That's amazing.
The next person who ranked 21st is...
It's been a while.
I'm happy.
He's a genius.
Who is he?
He's a candidate.
Last year, AI.
Like a river.
Misora Hibari, right?
Amazing.
21st, Misora Hibari.
She gained wide fame in her 40s and above.
But her popularity in her 10s is low.
She ranks 87.3% in the world.
The top 10 of Japanese celebrities are coming up.
Let's see 11th and 19th places.
First, 19th place is...
I collaborated with Suka Kintar on YouTube.
I've seen your videos.
I got interested in you because of that.
He's a noisy person.
He's young and rich.
I see.
He's young and rich.
He's 87.7% young and rich.
The leader of Tokyo, who won the presidential election the other day, ranks 19th.
Amazing.
Next, 18th place is...
Tetsuya Takeda, 87.8%.
You're strong, Tetsuya.
17th place is...
Dalvish Yu, 88.3%.
16th place is...
He doesn't have a big body, so he doesn't look like he's in danger.
He looks like a sweet potato or something like that.
He looks like he'd have a dog.
He didn't have a dog in his statue.
That's the last one.
As you can see from his statue, he's 89.4% old and rich.
Next, 15th place is...
He's really funny.
He's a laughing god.
I've seen him on Twitter.
He looks like he's in a good mood.
He comments on the news.
He's funny, but he's also serious.
Muscle.
He's really funny.
Amazing.
He's 90 years old.
Matsumoto Hitoshi, 90.4%.
His Twitter followers are second in Japan.
He's been famous in his 20s and 50s.
This is his first 90% popularity.
By the way, for those of you who don't know him...
Doesn't he look like Kiyohara?
14th place is...
Shotoku Taishi, 90.5%.
13th place is...
Ichiro, 91.1%.
12th place is Kato Cha, 91.2%.
Unfortunately, he didn't make it into the top 10.
11th place is...
He looks like...
He doesn't look like him at all.
He looks like his son in a drama.
He looks like a former prime minister.
His son is an actor.
Amazing hair.
Junichiro Koizumi, 92.3%.
He retired from the world and is still very famous.
His son and his son-in-law made him a colonel.
He's a proud 11th place.
And after this, the ranking is finally announced in the top 10.
Who is the most famous person in Japan?
Yes, for now, we've seen up to 11th place.
But there were unexpected results, too.
Ryoma Sakamoto is surprisingly amazing.
Juniors are amazing.
It's 5 billion yen.
Degawa, Shigio Nagashima, Chihara Juniors.
It's the best clean up.
You know, grandpa and grandma are weak, right?
Well, you're right.
I love you so much, grandpa and grandma.
Even if you say so.
But it's amazing that you don't know downtown in your 50s.
You're mistaken for Kiyohara.
I'm addicted to it.
Japan's most famous person in the west and east.
It's finally announced in the top 10.
First of all, 10th place is...
Oda Nobunaga, 92.4%.
Next, 9th place is...
I like this guy. He's been in a lot of old comedy shows.
- Really? - Toei's Yakuzen. He's been in a lot of shows.
He's often impersonated.
He comes out in Kouhaku, right? Is he alive?
- He's alive. - He's alive.
Kitajima Sadoro.
Kitajima Sadoro, 92.5%.
He's not very popular in his 20s, but he's more than 90% popular in his 30s and above.
He ranks 9th place.
Wow.
Next, 8th place is...
He looks like he'd be popular.
He doesn't look particularly cool, but I think he'd be popular.
He's like one of the highest ranking comedians in Japan.
Is he loved by everyone?
Yes!
Ken Shimura.
8th place is Ken Shimura, 92.8%.
He's loved by everyone from children to the elderly.
He's widely recognized in his teens and 70s.
- He's in the top 10. - I see.
And 7th place is...
Tsuruno Takeshi.
- Huh? - Oh, no.
Tsuruno Takeshi?
He's married.
- I don't think he'd be popular in Japan. - Kuchipaku?
Kuchipaku?
- I'm just making that up right now. - Kuchipaku?
I was just imagining it and rang the bell.
- I see. - I see.
- Nakai Masahiro. - Nakai Masahiro, 93.2%.
He used to be a popular national idol,
but now he's ranked 7th in Japan.
Next, 6th place is...
He's a big guy, but I have an image of him as a strong guy.
He's tall and looks like a manly man.
He's short.
Wada Akiko is strong.
6th place, Wada Akiko, 94.0%.
His distinctive personality and recognition are excellent.
His opinion board in the entertainment world ranks 6th.
Next, 5th place is...
He's world-famous.
I have an image of him as an intellectual.
What's his name? I don't know.
I can't think of it.
Koide?
Tadashi?
Tadashi!
No way!
Comedian?
Pete Takeshi!
From comedy show "Big 3", he's ranked first.
4th place is...
He talks at home, and always does. He also talks on TV.
He's got a mouthful of jokes.
A funny monster...
Was it a monster?
A monster...
It's Mr. Sanma.
Mr. Sanma Wakashiya.
In his 40s, he's ranked 4th in this survey.
He's ranked 99.6% and is ranked 4th in the world.
And the ranking is getting bigger and bigger.
Who is the most famous person in Japan?
"Big 3", the 3rd place is...
He's a primary school student of a plastic surgery university near here.
He's a Japanese gold medalist.
He has a small mouth, but he's cute.
The 3rd place is Shinzo Abe.
As expected of the prime minister of Japan, who is one of the tallest people in history.
But his height is 95.5%.
Who else could it be?
Next up is the 2nd place.
The 2nd most famous person in Japan is...
She's a woman who's been single all her life.
That's her image.
She can talk without breathing.
She's not an earthling.
She's Tetsuko Kuroyanagi.
Tetsuko Kuroyanagi, 96.8%.
As the first Japanese TV actress,
she has been active in the first round for more than 60 years.
She is the 2nd most famous person in Japan.
And the 1st most famous person in Japan is...
I can talk with anyone, like a host.
My charming point is my sunglasses.
Tamori-san!
Tamori, 97.4%.
It's been 6 years since she became famous for her laughter.
Even though she doesn't watch TV every day, her popularity is still overwhelming.
She shines in 1st place.
Tamori-san, as expected of you!
Of course, people who didn't know her know her.
You know her, don't you?
Can you bring her here?
I'll beat you up!
I'd like you to ask her a lot of questions.
On the contrary, I'd like you to know who she knows.
Do you know her omelet rice or curry rice?
You know that, don't you?
Or a cheeseburger.
A cheeseburger is suspicious.
It's like a cheeseburger, isn't it?
The next presenter is this person!
Who is it?
Nice to meet you.
I'm Kendo Kobashi. Nice to meet you.
First of all, do you know these two people?
Of course.
Through this program, these two people have realized that they are dangerous people.
Kasuga has always been there when we asked him to stay there.
That's right.
He also uses strange languages.
Yes.
I understand most of it.
Yes.
What these two people have realized in this program is their abnormal patience.
One, two...
As for their patience,
there is a theory that people can somehow live on bicycles.
By riding bicycles for 24 hours, this theory has been proven.
In addition, in the "boukan and boushou mix rule" competition,
people could go to a -15℃ snowy mountain for 2 hours and 20 minutes,
or they could wear clothes in a 80℃ sauna and go for 56 minutes.
What?!
They could go for 56 minutes...
That's amazing!
When we asked Kasuga to wait,
he waited longer than a dog.
He waited for 6 hours and 39 minutes in a micro bus.
They waited for 6 hours and 39 minutes in a micro bus.
I've changed my mind about Kasuga since then.
So we decided to compare these two.
And here they are!
Dancho vs Kasuga!
Face-to-face battle!
Let's end this now.
No, we'll have a direct battle.
Degawa, you went to this location, right?
Yes, I did.
It was quite nerve-racking.
I really didn't want to lose to them.
What I'm curious about is...
After Dancho finished his 24-hour bike ride...
When we got out of the car...
The two of them were pulling so hard.
Normally...
For example, in Shinsuke's show...
"You did it!" or something like that.
I was so moved by their performance.
You were moved?
Even a crying woman like me would be moved.
But they worked so hard for 24 hours...
And when we got out of the studio...
They pulled so hard.
I'm sorry. That was the most important part.
I'm really sorry.
It looked like a cicada was flying.
The cicada of Urana.
I'm sorry. When we got out of the studio...
They pulled so hard.
From now on...
Sponsored by these sponsors.
And as a commentary for this match, we have Tetsuro Degawa with us today.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
To be honest, I'm more than interested in M-1.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I think it's a great match. - It's interesting.
- I'm really looking forward to it. - Yes, me too.
Thank you for having me.
- This time, we'll select 9 matches in order. - Wow!
The first match we'll look at will be the winner.
So, the first match will be...
- So, Dancho and Yasuda-san, the first match will be... - A super hot bath match, please.
- That's fast! - Super hot bath match!
- That's fast! - That's good.
- When I saw this, I knew it. - I see.
- You knew it. - I knew it. It's a super hot bath match.
The match Dancho chose is a super-variety-class hot bath match.
As you can see in the word "super" in this super hot bath match,
the temperature is higher than in regular hot baths.
And, when you're in the water, the water-cooling device starts working.
- Huh? - It doesn't cool you down?
- This time, we'll install two of these water - cooling rods in the hot bath. - Huh?
- From the start of the match, the temperature will go up by about once every minute.
- Wow! - I've never heard of such a rule before.
- It's a super-hot bath match, right? - Yes.
- I think it'll go up by about once every minute.
- So... - It'll go up by about once every minute...
- First of all... - Oh, excuse me!
- The first-timer of the super-hot bath, Degawa will experience it. - Sendai!
- Sendai has appeared. - Well, if you've done it before...
- I'd like you to do your best for about 30 seconds to one minute. - Wow!
- I don't know what the temperature is like, but I'd like you to do your best for that. - Do you know the temperature of a regular hot bath?
- A real temperature? - Yes.
- A real temperature is about...
46 degrees.
I'm about 46 degrees, and Mr. Dachou is about 44 degrees.
People are different, aren't they?
Well, Mr. Dachou always gets angry at me for this, but...
Sometimes, when I'm not feeling well, I get 42 degrees.
That's normal.
Now, it's Mr. Degawa's demonstration.
- Please! - No, 46 degrees is pretty hot.
- It's hot, isn't it? - It's hot.
- I'm already hot. - That's important.
I'm scared.
- I knew it. - I'm sorry.
Hey!
I'm telling you, don't push me!
- He's social, so you can't get too close. - No, no!
You can't push each other.
You're social, so you can't push me?
You're the worst! You're the worst!
No, no, no!
I won't let you push me!
- He's good. - He's fast!
Wait a minute!
- Mr. Degawa! - Mr. Degawa!
You're such an idiot!
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
- What is it? - It hasn't been 30 seconds at all.
You're not an idiot.
I'm sorry.
It's hotter than I expected, and I'm surprised.
- What? What? - It's hot.
It's 49 degrees.
It's red in two seconds.
Can you see this?
Please tell me later.
- It's really red. - It's really red.
- 49 degrees!
- It's that red? - It stinks!
Now that we know how strong it is...
- Let's make it high. - High.
- Let's do it. - It's like high school.
The super hot bath battle.
First, the captain.
- First, Mr. Yasuda. - It must hurt.
Before you challenge it, please say something.
I can't get out of here even if my skin falls off.
I see.
I won't say anything funny.
First, Mr. Yasuda.
- Ready... - High!
- I won't say anything funny. - Fight! Fight!
Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
He's now in the 49°C heat.
- He's going for it! - Wow!
- Awesome! - Awesome!
As the time passes, his temperature keeps rising.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Awesome! - Awesome!
How much longer will he last?
- He's got a nice butt. - Nice posture.
- Awesome!
- He's not moving at all. - Wow!
- Ouch! - You don't want him to move, do you?
- Wow! - Wow!
30 seconds have passed.
- Awesome! - Will he calm down?
- If one minute passes, his temperature will rise again, right? - That's right.
He's not moving at all.
- How much longer will he last? - 40 seconds have passed.
Awesome!
Can you come a little earlier?
- It's rising! It's rising! - It's rising!
- Can you tell? - If one minute passes...
- It's rising!
I see, I see.
If you do this while it's hot, your body will...
Due to the device of hell, his temperature is already over 50 degrees Celsius.
- Awesome! - It's definitely more than one minute!
It's getting crazy! It's getting crazy!
- It's getting crazy! - It's getting crazy!
- What's going on? - It's getting crazy!
- It's you! - It's you!
Probably his temperature will be over 50 degrees Celsius.
- It definitely gets even hotter. - This is very scary!
- Dan-no! No! No! - Awesome! Awesome!
- It's getting crazy! - Get out of there!
- It's crazy! - Get out of there!
- It's rising! - No way!
- Get out of there! - Dan-no.
Can he keep his record like this?!
- This is a bit... - Wow, you're amazing!
I'll do my best
His face...
2 minutes and 40 seconds!
3 minutes! 3 minutes! 3 minutes!
3 minutes! I'm winning!
He's trying to go for 3 minutes!
3 minutes!
55!
56!
57!
58!
59!
3 minutes!
He did it!
Wow!
8 seconds!
Wow!
His cheeks are red!
I've never seen that!
That's weird!
His armpit is red!
Wow!
He has a weak stomach!
I see!
What you need to be careful of is...
His legs with a bar...
and his upper body...
His upper body...
He has a weak stomach!
After this, he did a medical checkup...
and was able to confirm...
that he didn't have any problems with his gall bladder...
so he continued his work.
So, next...
is Kasuga's challenge!
This is hard!
I see!
It's true that...
we already have a greeting here!
I see!
Kasuga, what will you make me feel?
He's going for it!
Let's do it!
So...
hot water bath...
I'll drink it!
Kasuga, this is hard!
Oh no!
It's windy!
He's been packing up for 10 years, but he still can't do it!
It's not hot at all!
It's been a long time.
My legs! My legs! My legs!
My legs! My legs!
I can't see it with my eyes, but it's definitely coming!
I see!
I've never seen it before!
Nice to meet you!
But, just like the leader, Kasuga continues to endure over 50 degrees.
Oh, you're right! I didn't lie!
He's an honest man! He's thick-skinned!
He's thick-skinned from head to toe!
You guys are really...
You've passed 2 minutes!
2 minutes and 30 seconds!
30 seconds! 30 seconds left! 30 seconds left!
That's a long time!
Is he going for it? Is he going for it?
He's going for it!
2 minutes and 40 seconds!
Ouch!
You can't say "ouch" in a traditional bath!
You can't say it like that!
You're right.
I can feel it! It's hot!
Hey! 10 seconds left! 10 seconds left!
Will he be able to break the leader's record?
Hey! You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
He's going for it!
3 minutes!
3 minutes and 30 seconds! 3 minutes and 30 seconds!
He did it!
2 minutes and 40 seconds!
Wow!
It's hot!
I can't feel anything around me.
I'm sweating all over.
The color is completely different from here.
The water is changing from here.
It's hot!
The water is amazing!
This is amazing!
In the first match, the super hot bath competition, Audrey and Kasuga won!
The next competition is a rule that the loser can choose.
Kasuga is good at this, but I'm also good at it.
It's a water-in-the-water-out-of-breath competition!
Isn't it dangerous?
So, in the second round, they will move to a cooler place and have a water-in-the-water-out-of- breath competition.
Dancho VS Kasuga. The second round is a water-in- the- water-out-of-breath competition.
Are you more excited, Dancho?
It's been more than 15 years since I've had a water-in- the-water-out-of-breath competition with Kasuga, so I'm looking forward to it.
Before this show, they challenged each other in water- in-the-water-out-of-breath competitions.
I'm winning on the internet, so I'd like Dancho to do his best.
There's a fierce battle going on.
Even if there is such a thing, it's not interesting at all.
And here, too, they will have a demonstration on the outside river.
What?
I'm okay!
30 seconds is average for him.
He's saying "I'm okay", right?
30 seconds is average for him.
Is it okay for you to continue after one minute?
Now, one minute before...
We have to go at the same time, right?
Let's say the fight has already begun since one minute ago.
They take a deep breath and concentrate.
If you really hold back and do it, it's a dangerous competition.
8, 7, 6...
5 seconds before...
4, 3, 2, 1...
This picture is crazy.
The breathing method just before it started was amazing.
This battle is really impressive.
It's getting harder and harder.
Motegawa-san, is this okay?
30 seconds.
And like this, neither of them got hit.
You're kidding me.
1 minute and 30 seconds have passed.
That's amazing.
Unexpectedly, 1 minute and 30 seconds have passed.
Some say 2 minutes.
You're kidding me.
2 minutes.
It doesn't change.
The picture from underwater...
1 minute and 50 seconds have passed.
It's almost 2 minutes.
Kasuga-san is...
Kasuga-san is shaking a little.
Both of them haven't been hit yet.
2 minutes have passed.
That's amazing.
Kasuga-san is starting to move a little.
Kasuga-san is shaking a little, but the captain hasn't been hit yet.
The captain is amazing.
Kasuga-san is moving a little.
2 minutes and 20 seconds have passed.
This is crazy.
Kasuga-san is moving a little.
The captain is starting to struggle a little.
Is the captain okay?
He's shaking.
He's moving.
Kasuga-san has moved up.
The captain can't do it anymore.
Let's check it out.
Both of them have moved up by about 10 seconds.
Let's check it out.
Are you okay?
The winner of the first match is Danchou with 2 minutes and 43 seconds and Kasuga with 2 minutes and 32 seconds is Danchou and Yasuta!
The first match of the second round is Danchou's victory.
So, the third item that Kasuga will choose is...
Let me see...
Shall I have some oden?
Shall I have some super hot oden?
The rule is quite simple.
Here are three kinds of super hot ingredients.
The one who eats up all of them in a certain order will win.
Mr. Tegawa, how do you like it?
Well, it's amazing.
It's like a steam locomotive, isn't it?
No, it's not.
And here is another demonstration of Mr. Tegawa.
Mr. Tegawa, you have a different career here.
Wow!
Mr. Tegawa, you have the same experience as me.
It's amazing.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
It's so soft and hot.
Can you tell what it is?
I can't even flip it over.
That's right.
Here I go.
Are you ready?
It's too hot.
I'm scared.
It's hot!
I flipped it over.
You did it!
I did it, didn't I?
Yes, I did it.
It's like Beverly Hills.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
It's really hot.
It's too cold.
It's the worst when it's not cold at first.
Honestly, I've never done it in this heat.
I've never done it in this heat.
But I've prepared something hot for real.
I can't stand it at all.
The staff can't stand it at all.
Ready...
Wow, that's a good picture.
Is it from the other side?
Is it from the egg?
Egg.
It's all gone.
The egg is hot, isn't it?
What's with him?
They're cooling it in their mouths.
These two are amazing.
It's amazing.
Their mouths must be in a lot of trouble right now.
But the shell is amazing.
Is it amazing just to put it in your mouth?
I'm rather moved.
Following Kasuga, the captain has also started eating.
Wow, that's fast.
Is it for real?
The egg might be better.
It might be better.
Kasuga has just eaten the whole thing.
Wow, the number of eggs has increased.
This one is a little...
That's right.
That's amazing.
They're making the same face.
That's amazing.
This is bad for the captain.
That's amazing.
There's only one ingredient left.
That's amazing, Kasuga.
No, I think...
This is bad.
It's definitely bad in their mouths.
This is...
Look at the captain. He's still eating the egg.
The egg...
The egg is making him suffer like this.
This is bad for the captain.
Kasuga is going for the daikon.
The weakness is here.
That's fast.
The heat is...
The heat is increasing.
It's so hot in their mouths.
The daikon won't go down.
And the captain...
The captain went for it.
The captain hasn't put it in yet.
What are you doing?
The captain went for it.
He's trying to corner him.
I've never seen him like that.
He's trying to corner him!
Kasuga is struggling against the last boss, Daikon.
But Naito is trying to corner Daikon.
It's a Daikon match!
They're fighting with Daikon.
Naito caught up with Daikon.
Who will win?
The captain is getting crazy.
He's trying to corner him.
He caught up with him!
Who will win?
The captain caught up with him first.
It's a heated match.
The captain is getting heated up.
Daikon is eating Daikon soup.
Who will eat Daikon soup first?
He ate it!
Kasuga ate it!
Kasuga, show it to the camera!
He ate it!
Kasuga ate it!
Both of you really ate it, right?
Yes.
I have to think about what I'm going to eat after tomorrow.
It's a two-on-one match.
The captain chooses the fourth item.
I don't know.
Rubber packing battle?
I'd like to try it.
Please think calmly.
Why do you choose a rubber packing battle in this state of mouth?
No, it's true.
Rubber is pulled by each other's mouths.
The one who speaks first is the loser in this patience battle.
First of all, demonstration by Rei.
I'm sorry, I'm out of speed.
There's no way out of this.
Rubber packing battle of fate.
Start!
Katsuga is strong.
Katsuga leads and pulls more and more.
It may end easily with his own will.
It looks like the captain is leaving it to Katsuga.
Come closer.
This is a gamble.
Now the captain has moved.
This patience battle is also tough.
Will Katsuga's patience last for a moment?
When you pull it out, pull it out.
And after another ten minutes of fighting,
finally...
Wow!
Boss! Boss! This is bad!
This is bad!
Damn it!
Did you set it up too much?
It's like it's already here.
Damn it!
I won, but...
What's wrong now?!
Boss won!
What's wrong now?!
Look at this sweat!
It ran away!
Damn it!
As a result, both teams didn't give up and held out until the final match.
The last competition that Kasuga will choose is...
Ah...
Let's go with the footrests.
Wow!
Footrests can't stand up straight.
What is this?
I don't know.
As a result, the final match is...
Footrests can't stand up straight.
A footrest mat is placed on a pillar that is two meters high.
On top of it...
Both teams will stand still until one of them falls.
It's a simple rule.
Ouch!
This posture...
Ouch!
This might be the final match.
No matter how long they stand, they can't stand like this for a long time.
I think it's the same for people other than me and the boss.
That's right.
As a result, which team will win the title of "King of Patience" at last?
- Do you feel higher as you climb up? - It's quite high.
- It's much higher than looking from below.
- It's quite different, isn't it?
- There's no balance. - And it's very narrow.
- Even this alone is quite stressful. - That's right.
- That's true. - Then, please take off your sandals.
- I see. - Ah!
- He dropped it. - There may be a second kill.
- Now, Kasuga looks like he's in pain.
- Kasuga looks like he's in pain. - Wow.
- Kasuga looks like he's in pain. - Now, let's begin...
- ...the fifth and final match to decide who wins. - Wow, is this for real?
- Leg sprain, standing up, invalid match, start! - Wow, is this for real?
- Ah, Kasuga, this is dangerous. - Amazing.
- Even though the whistle is blowing, nothing has changed in this match. - What is this?
- How do you feel about your leg sprain, Tancho - san? - It doesn't hurt.
- It doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt. - It doesn't hurt.
- It doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt. - It doesn't hurt at all.
- It doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt at all. - Kasuga-san...
- ...how you position yourself... - Not all of you are in the same position.
- I'm looking for that right now. - But it's narrow, so...
- It's hard to move around. - You can't move around.
- Yeah, it's well thought out. - If it was a normal variety show, I'd win 100%.
- That's what's amazing about those two. - Normally, if nothing happens, you'd be anxious.
- But those two are calm. - I'm not afraid of that.
- I'm not afraid of anything that doesn't happen.
- And 30 minutes passed without anything really happening.
"If you change your position, it hurts." "Ouch, ouch, ouch."
Ah, I see. That's scary.
If you change it to 'bad' position, it hurts a lot.
It makes you feel bad, doesn't it?
No, it hurts a lot.
There was a good part about it, though.
In order to avoid accumulating pain, they keep changing their positions frequently.
"Captain." "Yes?"
Which is more painful, riding a bicycle for 24 hours or riding this one?
For me, riding a bicycle is much easier.
It burns, so it's painful to sit still.
"Ah, on the contrary." "It's painful to sit still."
That's right. In addition to the pain in their legs, they can't move a single step.
This battle is both mentally and physically tough.
My soles are starting to hurt.
It's painful when I change my position.
It hurts all the time.
Even if I change it, it still hurts.
That's right.
If I don't change it, it hurts even if I don't change it.
Yes, it's getting shorter and shorter.
To be honest, I absolutely don't like this kind of location.
Seriously, I absolutely don't like it.
I've never released an energy drink before,
but even if I get this, I don't like it.
It doesn't even taste good.
It's just standing there.
You don't like it if it doesn't taste good, do you?
"Here." "What?"
As she tries to escape the pain, she moves her weight to the edge of the pillar.
Kasuga, who is about to lose his balance...
Furthermore...
My feet are sweating like crazy.
Really?
That's crazy.
My feet are starting to sweat.
Why?
My feet are sweating.
Your feet are sweating just from standing up?
My feet are sweating.
Even though you haven't been standing up for two hours.
My feet and my back are sweating.
Yeah, they're sweating.
My feet and my back are sweating.
It hurts like hell.
Damn.
That's cool.
That's bad.
I'm getting pissed off.
What do you mean?
Two hours and thirty minutes have passed since the start of the surveillance.
It's hard just standing up for two hours.
Yeah, it is.
As expected of them, their pain and fatigue can no longer be hidden.
I've been watching you for a long time.
"What time is it now?" "It's about 9:40 at night."
"9:40." "Are you taking a day off tomorrow?" "No, it's 20 minutes this morning."
"And it's Monday." "And it's Monday." "Yes."
"Anyway, my first goal is Monday." "Wow, Monday." "Let's celebrate Monday together."
As expected, the man who continued to ride his bicycle for 24 hours and the man who waited for 6 and a half hours without doing anything
couldn't see the end of it at all.
"How about you, Kasuga san? Do you have any tips?" "Well, something like that."
Well, you do. After all, it's been three and a half hours.
That's right.
If you stay here for three and a half hours, you'll remember the shape of the stone.
If you stay like this, it hurts here.
Whether you do your feet like this or like this, it doesn't change the pain at all, even where it hurts.
Wow, it's the worst!
Wow, that's right.
Wow, it's the worst!
Why? Why? Why?
I was moving my feet now, but I wasn't letting my guard down at all.
No, you slipped.
No, I was surprised.
Did your feet actually hurt?
No, it hurt, it hurt, it hurt. It hurt all the way from the beginning.
Because you're fighting with patience, it doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.
That's what it means.
Of course it's not painful, it's hot.
Because you're putting up with it.
And so, the top and bottom match.
The winner is Yasuda, who has won three times in a row.
And so, we just saw it.
Ikoma-san, how did you like it?
I was trying to do a reaction like, "You did a good job, you're amazing."
But I almost cried.
Because it's like watching a killing match.
You're watching it for real.
This is for real.
Hamada is also very strong, so please join him next time.
I want to watch it.
Let's watch the pool match and fight until we drop.
That's what you wanted to see!
That's what I wanted to see! That's why I wanted to laugh so much!
I dropped!
Wait a minute, Hamada-san is still living in 20 years ago.
That's right, he's a laughing time-slipper.
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