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It's Wednesday's "Downtown"
We still had it
This is the only beginning
We have guests and cookies
Just this kid
This kid went home and just this kid
Let's move on to the last segment
Here is the presenter
Who is it?
Here is the winner!
Momidama?
It's not Momidama
What is Momidama?
It's like a core on your back
It's like a massage
Is it called Momidama?
I don't know
Really?
I've never heard of it
Yes, it's called Momidama
Where did you learn it?
Is it called Momidama?
Thank you
Here is the theory I brought with me
The most interesting moment for an entertainer is
Funny theory part 4
I see
You did it
By the way, the most interesting moment for Hamada-san is
Antony's "Someone is here" prank series
Someone is here
Yes, that's right
You're laughing with a bad face
I love "someone's misfortune"
It's funny
I'm living with "someone's misfortune"
It's "noon"
After this, the most interesting scenes of entertainers appear one after another
I've always had that
During the self-restraint period, it became popular
Let's investigate the end of those relays
[TV show "Downtown" on Wednesdays]
The moment when Yurian was the most interesting is when everyone sees an interesting theory
First, when Yurian thought it was the most interesting moment
About two years ago, we were on a program called "Hanasaka Times" in Nagoya
Haruka from "Harisenbon" and I were on set together
I went to a self-restraint teacher for an experience
The teacher is usually a very kind and quiet teacher, but when we were on set, she had a really loud voice
That was interesting
Please watch the actual video
Wow, you look like a good person
Hello
It's like this
It's amazing that you can speak Japanese so well
I've been taught Japanese since I was little
Since you were little?
Is this really Japanese sword?
It's a Haruki sword, so it's a sword you can't cut
That's what I have today
As Yurian said, the voice and atmosphere of the scene are quiet and modest
Yurian is quite small
Oh, my goodness!
I can feel his nervousness.
No, no.
I'm sorry for making you laugh.
You can't laugh at the scene.
I'm sorry.
You came to the scene, didn't you?
Thank you very much.
It was fun to watch it again.
I see.
You're usually quiet.
Today?
That's right.
The moment Yurian made the most fun was
when he cut a gap with a knife.
Next is the moment when Kamai and Yamauchi thought it was the most fun.
There is a video I saw on SNS.
A dog makes a mistake.
It was very funny.
The mistake itself is funny,
but for me, the most interesting thing was
the cause of the mistake.
I couldn't say anything about the cause of the dog's mistake.
It was funny.
It was a dog, so I didn't aim for it.
I was doing it seriously,
and the reaction after I made a mistake was totally funny.
I watched it over and over again.
Let's watch the actual video.
[Laughter]
It's funny.
The way the cameraman changes his angle is also very funny.
It's so funny.
Can we watch it one more time?
I want to watch it one more time.
Okay.
[Laughter]
I wonder if I would make such a mistake.
I like the sound too.
[Laughter]
The funniest moment for Yamauchi and the cameraman is when they shake hands.
Next is the funniest moment for Seiya Shimofuri Myoujo.
About eight years ago, before I became a comedian,
I watched a scene where Lin Karn's Cookie plays a prank on his mother.
The reaction of Cookie's mother at the time was so funny.
It was funny.
It was the most panicking reaction I've ever seen on TV.
It's funny no matter how many times I watch it,
isn't it funny no matter how many times you watch it?
Here is Cookie's mother's reaction.
It's funny.
What's with this face?
What's with this face and this posture?
Wait a minute, son!
What?
Listen to this song I made for you!
That's right, mom!
He's talking a lot.
No way! Is he fast?
Look at that comment he's making.
What's with this face?
What's with this posture?
What's with that face?
I made this song for you!
I hope you like it!
He's always surprised!
What's with this face?
What?
He's saying something I want to know.
What is it?
It's funny.
What is it?
Good morning.
It's funny.
Cookie says "haga, haga" meaning "I don't know"
but when we talk, he says "I don't know"
"haga, haga" means "small"
He doesn't know what it means and tries to swallow the lyrics.
He listens carefully.
Next is the moment that Kirin Kawashima thinks is the funniest.
In March of this year, at Luminesa Yoshimoto,
there was a live stream of "Already Junior High School"
"Already Junior High School" is always a big hit.
There were a lot of people involved.
Of course, there were children, but adults also cheered.
It was really exciting and it ended.
Usually, in a live show,
it's a story of "Already Junior High School" that gets excited with a call and response from the audience.
What is it?
Because there aren't any regular customers,
they do something alone over and over again.
There, "Already Junior High School" is coming back to me more and more.
My heart is... "I, Take Summer,"
Wasn't everything I've been through in this world a dream?
It's becoming a very scary face.
I want you to see it.
Here is such an audienceless call and response.
Oh, it's an audience.
That's how it is.
Oh, you're here.
Thank you for having me!
I'm so happy!
What can I say?
It's like an apple and honey alone game.
Is that a joke like that?
That's ridiculous.
Let me do it.
You're in a hurry, aren't you?
Let me do it.
Let's invent a car-free game and play it together.
Let's do it because it's fun.
In this state, let's say "ku" together.
I don't think you like it, but let's say "ku" together.
When you hear "car-free", let's say "man" together.
I don't think you like it, but let's say "man" together.
"ku-sha-man-sha" game, start!
Ku
ne
man
ku
man
ku
ne
ku
man
ku
ne
ku
ne
man
ku
ne
ku
ne
ku
The end.
I can't hear you anymore.
What are you doing?
I can't hear you anymore.
What's wrong with you?
Yay!
It was fun.
It's not "yay".
It's great.
He always says "ku" and "ne" and kids start to make noise.
But it's a bug that he does it without audience.
When I saw this live streaming, I couldn't stop laughing.
The moment when Kirin Kawashima was the most funny was...
He was already a middle school student and did "ku" without audience.
The next one is...
The moment when Robert Akiyama was the most funny is...
It was about four years ago.
I was invited as a guest in my studio.
I was a part of an animal show hosted by Banana Man.
Cookie went on location with a chimpanzee.
That location's VTR was amazing.
I've never seen something like that.
It's a little bit.
But it's a lot of poop.
I don't know if it's okay.
Poop?
Yes, poop.
Let's see the actual poop.
Stop it!
What are you doing with that?
You're holding it properly.
What's that?
You've been holding it for a while now.
Oh, my God!
Wow!
It's a poop!
Stop it!
It hurts!
It's a poop!
He's good at this.
Stop it!
It's a poop!
Stop it!
I've never seen such a dirty and despicable thing in my life.
Insert.
What do you think of that insert?
It's a poop.
It's the best.
I've learned something from this shooting.
If you don't run away, you'll get something.
I see.
Wow!
There are two kinds of poop.
That's right.
The one that people like and the big one and the small one.
I'd like you to go digging for poop in the next show.
Let's revenge for poop.
Isn't human poop bad?
Instead of being killed, you go digging for poop.
I think it's good.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
Next is the moment when Nadal thought it was the most interesting so far.
I'm going to call the representative of judo players who represented Japan at the 2012 London Olympics.
I bite a lot.
How many kilograms... I'm sorry, I couldn't say it either.
How many kilograms of meat...
That's a very difficult question.
I'm going to show you how I bite.
Please see the actual video.
57kg Kaori Matsumoto 63kg Yoshien Ueno 70kg Haruka Tachimoto 78kg Akari Ogata
78kg Chokyu Miki Sugimoto Mika
Sugimoto Mika
Next, please show us the men's 60kg class.
60kg Kiraoka
80kg Kiraoka
90kg Kiraoka
100kg Kiraoka
Next, please show us the men's 100kg class.
100kg Kiraoka
90kg Chokyu Miki Sugimoto
90kg Kiraoka
Next, please show us the moment you thought it was the most interesting.
Every year at the end of the year, like December 27th or 8th or something like that,
in Osaka's ABC Asahi Broadcast, there's a show called "Happo Imada's Gakuya News"
where Happo Shishio and Imada-san look back at a year of gossip between entertainers.
And in that show, there's an entertainer who can use hypnosis.
So they thought, "Let's try it out."
And in that show, Seiya Shimoguri and Nadal Korochiki use hypnosis and say that they're great actresses.
They're great actresses who have hated each other for a long time.
When they used hypnosis, they started fighting like real actresses.
Good morning! Good morning! Good morning!
- Really? - Good morning!
If you don't do it, I'll do it!
Wait!
Good morning!
If you don't do it, I'll do it!
I don't want to do it with you!
If you don't do it, you'll get in trouble!
What?
Good morning!
I'd like to know your name.
My name is...
Asaka Mitsuyo.
Asaka Mitsuyo?
- You know her? - I know her!
- I know her!
She laughed a lot.
Before hypnosis worked, R.G. came into the studio in Amuro Namie's costume.
"Can you celebrate?" and "I'll sing 'something'."
As she sang, Nadal, who wasn't a big actress yet,
was moved by Amuro Namie's singing and shed beautiful tears.
Let's watch the video.
Tamu-celebrate
Tamu-kiss me tonight
Tamu-ken-aruaru
Tamu-ra-ken-chi-no
Tamu-ken
Tamu-ken-aruaru
Tamu-ken
It looks like he's going to retire at this age...
You're kidding me!
Seriously?!
Are you crying...?
Are you really crying?
Why use emoticons for this?
Tamken is so cute.
Tamken is singing with a band.
I wish I had one like that.
Tamken is completely gone.
I'm glad you asked me that.
Asakado.
Asakado, what were you crying about?
How was Asakado's song?
It was great.
Asakado, what were you crying about?
I was silent at that time
because I thought it wasn't the right time to say it
but I'm glad it didn't affect you.
It didn't.
I'm sure of it.
The next is,
the moment Tomonori Jinnai thought it was the most interesting.
the next is,
This is the first time I've met Kiyoshi Nishikawa for the first time since 2001.
I went to Kiyoshi's house for the first time, and it was like a pet story like "One Nyan Daisuki Daikoushin" on a program.
I go to the location because I love baths.
When I went to Kiyoshi's house, I put hot water in this bucket.
When I said "hana", Hana-chan's tail was sticking out and she was shaking a little.
I hugged Hana-chan and put her in the bath, but Hana- chan came out immediately and her tail was sticking out.
I said "hana" with Helen-san and put her in the bath.
How can I say it?
I'm sure you'll get through the bath.
Let's take a look at the actual on-air.
I'm going to take a shower now.
Hana-chan doesn't hate baths at all.
Hana-chan, you're really happy, aren't you?
Hana-chan was washed in Kiyoshi's bath.
Wow, that's amazing!
Hana-chan looks strange from here.
I think Hana-chan is happy.
I'll hug Hana-chan and put her on Kiyoshi's back.
You're really happy.
I don't like it!
Is it true?
We don't have anything else to do.
We've been apart for a long time.
Is there a scene where they run away?
No, there isn't.
There isn't a scene where they run away?
No, there isn't.
The editing is quite good.
I don't think it's going to be as good as I thought it would be.
Hana-chan runs away and I hit Helen with my hand.
I caught Helen and I ran away.
Helen caught me and I said "Helen!"
I was about to say "Hah!" and beat her up.
That's it.
With love.
I was about to do it, but...
Next is the moment Morita thought was the most interesting.
The DVD of "King of Conte" was released in 2012.
The back side of "King of Conte" was attached to the DVD's score screen.
At the time, "Viking"'s story-telling scene was played.
You know the story of "Nantehida" who won the championship?
In that story, there is a line "where is it?", "what?", "oh, Panama, where is it?", but...
"I can't focus on it!" "It's not bad, is it?" "Where is it?" "Huh?" "Oh, Panama, where is it?!" "It's next to Australia!" "That's also where is it?!" "That's not bad, is it?!"
Mr. Kotouge has been giving instructions for that line all the time.
And while he is giving instructions, there is a moment when Mr. Nisshimura pretends to know it even though he doesn't know it clearly.
- That's a coincidence. - If you think about it now, it's really funny.
Now, please watch the actual video.
[In the previous episode...]
- Just before that line... - "Where are you?"
- Yes, that's it. - Hurry up!
Where are you?
- "Where in Panama?" - The timing of "Where in Panama?"
- He keeps asking me to do it. - It's been a while since we did it.
Where in Panama?
What's going on?
Where in Panama?
you
Are you kidding me?
You look like you can do anything.
"Where in Panama?" "Where in Panama?" "Costa Rica?" "Where in Costa Rica?" "No, Costa Rica."
You look like you can do anything.
I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it.
"Where in Panama?" "Where in Panama?" "Where in Panama?" "Where in Panama?" "No, Costa Rica."
"Where in Panama?" "Where in Panama?" "No, Costa Rica." "Where in Panama?" "No, Costa Rica."
"Where in Panama?" "No, Costa Rica." "Where in Panama?" "No, Costa Rica." "Where in Panama?" "No, Costa Rica."
You were saying "dots" too, right?
You saw it with us.
You two are saying it together.
You two are saying "dots" together.
Do you buy it at a corner of a chair?
It's a buzzer.
If you get it wrong with a speed, you'll get punished.
Yasushi is here.
Let's do it!
Our next presenter is this person!
Who is it?
Are you here?
No, I'm not here.
It's Mickey!
Good morning, Mr. Shogun!
You stay at home too much, don't you?
He doesn't come out at all.
It was my first Mickey after self-restraint, so he didn't come out.
This time, during self-restraint due to COVID-19,
"○○Relay" and "○○Tsunagi" were popular on social media.
I was the one who made it popular.
I know it!
On March 27th, I started "Gag Relay" and it became popular.
Later, various relays were activated.
Really?
This time, I brought a theory about such SNS-type relays.
Here it is!
SNS-type relay "The theory that it will be confusing in the end"
I see.
The goal is "Ice Bucket Challenge" from a long time ago.
Putting ice in a bucket and wearing it.
We don't know what happened in the end.
That's right.
Verifying the theory that the relay on SNS ends in a lie.
On March 27th, it was decided that the Tokyo Olympics would be postponed, and the mood of people refraining from going out increased.
How about macho? This is me.
How about macho? This is the first shot.
Muscular sperm! Ah, I see.
I see, please stop.
At 10:21am, the gag relay started with Shoji's post.
Connect the gag, and next time, Wacky-san, please.
Is it far? Is it close? Ah, that's right, Uncle Perspective.
I already love that uncle. moreover.
Something uncle. A few more things.
Yes Yes Yes.
New store photo.
ah I see.
When is pacosho this good?
Road name rock, paper, scissors. The first one was two, rock, paper, scissors and jay. Straw, choin, gulp gulp, coconut, yay!
The gag relay was posted at a high pace, about an hour apart, and quickly spread.
At first, it's gooey, and it gives volume to Jankemper. Writer.
After that, the comedians you see continued to join, reaching the 13th person in one day.
I see, that's amazing, on the first day.
Then, on the second day, I became a nerd. I want to make you a geek.
Denji, buriburi!
What a nice face you have.
He even turns to entertainers who don't usually joke around.
It can't be helped.
Fish!
Stop it!
Why do you use it so firmly?
Some people saw jokes that he obviously didn't feel the answer, but...
Eye sight test.
The one you do with your mouth.
His posting pace didn't slow down.
Wow, that's amazing.
Two hours and a little above the floor!
When the baton reached the entertainer's group,
the second day was over.
On the third day, eleven entertainers from Yoshimoto connected the baton.
Can I use it to go on a date with my boyfriend?
Yes, one.
Yuria.
After the fourth day, the pace slowed down a little,
but the relay, which didn't have a big gap and was going well,
ended here.
How is Calpis doing?
At a time like this, I'll say it out loud.
Actress Masaki Suda will be connected.
She jumped over the entertainer's frame and connected to Masaki Suda.
She did it for me.
It reached the peak of attention in the world.
Gag relay.
And Aida Sanshiro, who received an assignment from Masaki Suda,
Barrier! Barrier! Barrier!
connected the relay to his agency, Maseki's entertainers.
Barrier! Barrier! Barrier!
I'm Date Mikio. Nice to meet you!
From the beginning of October, the baton changed in the lodge.
This is also a point.
One T-shirt and I'm a leotard man.
And...
I'll leave the baton to a phantom senior.
Next is Mr. Koji in the east.
Oh, the flow is important.
Hello! I'm the director of Otaku Electronics Underground!
You had it today, didn't you?
Long time no see!
The baton in the east is Mr. S. Kyoku, a character of the popular short story "Electronics Underground" after school.
With this character, he revealed whether humanity will win or whether coronavirus will win.
Electronics Underground!
He's doing it seriously.
Go for it! Go ahead, humanity!
Ah!
The baton is in your hands!
This virus will win!
Everyone, go for it!
On the other hand, Yamachan in the south, please!
And Yamachan, who received the mission,
showed off his gag skills as an Italian character in the Fingenin era.
It's not sanitary to play with macarons with your fingers in them!
In addition, four of you showed off your gag skills in Yamasato.
On April 7th, which is the 12th day of the relay start,
an emergency declaration was issued in Nanatof Prefecture.
It's not enough for people who sleep a lot.
They show off their heavy smell from Los Angeles and
Yamasato Prefecture.
I'm sorry.
Sticky Fingers.
Who is this?
He comes out a lot, doesn't he?
Doesn't he?
Karashimen Taiko.
After that, the relay continues at the pace of about five people on average per day.
How does it connect?
Around mid-April, in order to follow up on the relay, various relays have been launched.
As a result, the attention of the public gradually decreased and the pace of the relay also decreased.
In addition, when May came, the rank of entertainers also dropped sharply and the average rate decreased more and more.
Where did the initial excitement go?
An unknown entertainer's gag is only one-digit retweeted.
And on May 23rd...
Some people who like comedy and talk about them have connected the baton.
I'm handing over the baton to the entertainer Shinichi.
However...
Hey! Stop it! Don't say my name!
The gag relay was treated as a nuisance.
Wait a minute.
And while leaving this negative comment, no gag will be posted.
Is that so?!
As a result, after passing the baton, on June 11th, 19 days later...
We called in the entertainer Shinichi and asked him about the situation.
Good morning. I'm Shinichi Omigiri.
Good evening.
But before that...
Here is a brief introduction of the other relays and their end.
So far...
As provided by the following sponsors...
Here is a brief introduction of other relays and their themes held during the self-restraint period.
Song connections by singers.
Automatic connections by actors and actresses.
In addition, sweet and round.
A small happy story at home held with a limited number of polypro talent members.
Choose one book you like every day.
A book cover challenge for seven days.
From those who attracted attention to some extent.
The strongest cooked rice relay.
Vegetable cooking baton.
Even if a mountain of people ignore and stop a baton from a knob, it is still familiar.
Praying rice ball baton.
Uncommon food relay also occurred.
Various relays spread all over the world.
Is that so?
Hello, I'm Taika Matsumoto.
I want you to be healthy, so I'd like to start "Idol Song Connection".
This was a relay that Showa idols connected mainly with their own songs.
The ninth person, Mayo Kawasaki.
For some reason, it led to "Miracle Hikaru".
Since then, it has become a relay of impersonation entertainers.
And so it ended.
In addition, cosplay relays at home include Fujita Nicol and Romboo Atsushi, Kano Eiko and Shouji, who plays the role of the relay boom.
Only 13 people will pass through major entertainers.
This "Air Lobby Challenge" also has various entertainers participating in it.
The 21st Shizuru Murakami...
"I'm going to turn this "Air Lobby Challenge" baton into a ramen image baton!"
...added a lot of changes on their own and ended with only six people.
And the "Katsugari Challenge" launched by entertainer Marvin Jr. ...
Who's going to do this?
...ended alone without anyone receiving a baton.
Tom Brown and Michio launched "Gum Tape Impersonation Relay".
They continued to pass batons to themselves.
Oh, I have to do it alone?
In addition, an entertainer who doesn't turn a relay...
I see.
...finally appeared.
To small, medium and large!
As a result of this, various relays became popular and became a supply model.
It's a little dirty.
Tom Hawk's Kin-chan is...
I'm stopping four relays now. By the way, what is a relay?
And he stops four relays by himself.
In addition, Moriyama of Mitorizu...
...throws all the relays that have been spinning to Eminem...
...to a new phase of playing with stopping methods.
What would you do if you were connected?
And finally, "Relay = Trouble" was created.
Let's go back to the gag relay, which has also become troublesome.
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
"Good morning." "Good morning."
I haven't heard anything.
I've only heard the name of the program.
Have you been doing anything lately?
"What do you mean?" "I really don't know."
What do you think it is?
Are you playing with a lot of girls?
You say everything you don't want to say.
"What are you talking about?" "No."
He doesn't care about gag relays.
Have you forgotten?
However, it takes ten minutes to track his memory.
Gag?
"That's right." "Is it a gag?"
Wow, is this it?
Finally, he remembered.
Why do you keep ignoring me?
Because you're the most annoying.
I wish you didn't go back and do it.
I've been to the club campaigns of various departments, and it's really annoying.
I don't like it when you do it.
But I keep getting buried.
Who do you remember in the middle?
On the contrary, I don't know what you're talking about.
You're like a victim.
No, you're a victim.
You're a victim.
You're not a bad guy.
You're really angry.
I think Shoji should end it.
I think Hokkinin should end this gag relay with the most funny gag and the most applause.
That's right.
That night, for the first time in 19 days, the gag relay was updated.
But you can't help it if you don't do it.
One-shot gag!
Wedding ceremony!
Now, bride and groom, gate in.
Thank you very much. I have nothing to do with it, but please take responsibility for me.
I understand, Mr. Shoji.
I know. I'm really sorry. I hate you so much.
Really?
You must be kidding.
It's not only me. I say it most of the time.
You say it most of the time?
I hate you so much. I'm sorry. Mr. Shoji.
It was so much fun.
What kind of ending is it?
But it was a good ending.
I thought so, too.
Then I'll do it.
You'll end it?
I'll end it.
It's a big explosion match.
But you don't have to do it here.
You don't have to do it here.
I don't want to see it.
This set is better.
I don't want to see it.
What do you mean you don't want to see it?
Do it.
You don't have to do it here.
Go home and do it.
I didn't see it.
You didn't see it?
I didn't see it.
It was Shoji.
Thank you very much.
I'll tell you when it's over.
Here is Shoji's post that ends the gag relay.
I'll end it.
Social distance between fingers.
Don't do that.
Social distance.
Even if you lose, you won't do it again.
It's Ganji's teaching.
I won.
Thank you for connecting the gag.
Distance.
This year's opening, "King of Konki", "Dream", "Grabbing", "I know", "Who is it?", "Entry", "Next week, two-hour special", "I took a crazy picture", "Isn't it too cute?", "SNS post", "Oh, good, good, good", "You can't go home until you get on the net news", "Moreover",
"Entertainers", "Athletes", "Foreigners" are lined up, "Japanese well-known ranking", "And", "Kasuga vs Dancho", "Endurance summit battle", "Past broadcast sessions are being distributed on Parabi",