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Tonight's "Downtown" is...
Introducing our favorite MC Hamada's theories in ranking format.
This is so funny!
No. 1, Hamada's best jokes.
So, let's start with the 10th place.
Here is our ranking.
"When you open it, there's someone there," but in the end, it's the scariest theory.
First up...
Jungle Pocket Saito.
I'm pretty scared of this guy.
"When you open the dressing room, there's someone there," but in the end, it's the scariest theory.
When you enter the dressing room, there are 15 people.
Saito, who remembered the script of the drama, finally enters the dressing room.
It's hard to wait.
"When you enter the dressing room, there's someone there," but in the end, it's the scariest theory.
You're so cute!
His legs are broken!
His sweet tooth is out!
Damn!
And with that, we lost.
It was the next day.
How was it?
It was so scary.
It was really scary.
Because...
there was someone there.
Although he looks terrified,
was this the scariest prank he's ever done?
I think you've been pranked quite a lot.
This prank...
is scary in many ways.
The scariest one...
Scary! Scary! Scary!
I want you to say it's the scariest one.
As expected, out of all the pranks so far...
He said it was the scariest one.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Next, we'll verify it in his own bathroom.
His target is...
Matenro, Anthony.
Wow, my stomach...
My stomach...
As soon as he came home and changed into his room clothes...
He went straight to the bathroom.
This is scary!
Whoa!
This is scary!
Whoa!
Scary!
He ran away and came back.
Who are you? Who are you?
What? What? What?
Hey! Hey!
Scary!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Hey! Hey!
Police! Police!
Hey! What are you doing?
Hey!
What are you doing?
Scary! Scary!
His appearance and strong speech are contrary, and Antoni is scared.
Will I come out again? Will I come out again?
Scary!
His lips are white. Scary!
His lips are white.
No, it's not like a squid. It's scary!
His lips are white.
No, no, no, it's the scariest.
It's a house.
Scary, scary, scary.
I really thought I'd be killed.
And so...
Whoa! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary!
No way!
Hamada Takawa's ride number is 78.
This theory, which was a big hit because of the comedian's hasty appearance, came in 10th place.
Next, the one who came in 9th place is...
"Romero Special - A Theory That Can't Be Noticed Even When Riding In The Ecology".
The world is too wide.
Now, let's go!
It's "Romero Special"!
The first person who cooperated with us is...
"Center of Gravity - Thunder Liger".
And this time's verification is...
During surgery, his vocal cords and liger secretly switch places...
And they put "Romero Special" on the general public.
Will they really not notice it even if they put "Romero" on them?
It's "Romero Special"!
And now, the first person arrives.
First of all, it's a normal ecological start.
It's a little swollen.
Doesn't it hurt?
It doesn't hurt at all.
It's a good screen.
It's bad.
With a certain degree of looseness, it's finally the Liger's turn.
It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming.
It's suddenly getting younger.
Now, once again, we'll go for the legs.
Yes, we'll go for the legs.
It's like an all-gold racecourse.
We'll go for the legs.
Secretly switching with the Liger, the ecological start continues to talk.
Would you like me to step on you a little?
I don't mind at all.
Doesn't it hurt? Are you okay?
Does it hurt? Will you hold my arm?
I'll pull your shoulder back.
Go!
Please stay strong.
It's coming. It's coming.
It's coming.
No!
It's coming.
Are you stupid?
I'll put it up.
How do you like it?
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
He's closing his eyes.
He's closing his eyes in front of me.
He's laughing a little.
What are you laughing about?
How do you like it?
He's laughing a little.
Don't do that.
I'll put it down.
Doesn't it hurt?
Just relax.
Don't move.
Now, Liger has left.
I'll check if you're okay.
Are you okay in front of Momo?
Liger is excited.
Didn't Romero really notice?
Didn't you feel uncomfortable?
No, I'm okay.
Are you okay?
You fought with Okinawan people.
Yes.
Okinawan people...
I'm sorry.
It won't happen again, will it?
Yes!
He decided this big move without being noticed at all.
And with that...
Tamada Takawa Ride Sue is 82th.
This theory, which she laughed at the unexpected combination of pro-wrestling bodies, ranks 9th.
Next, ranking 8th is...
No matter how obvious of a bad prank it is, comedians tend to fall for it.
The target is the Viking Kotobe.
How far will he fall for a bad prank?
The first trick is...
A suspicious cable stretching out of the dressing room.
Even if you pretend like you've noticed something, you just pass it and go into the dressing room.
And when you enter the dressing room, you'll find...
An unnatural magic mirror and sunshade.
Good night.
This is scary.
There's no one here.
You'll be left alone.
That's right.
He doesn't even look at the suspicious magic mirror and doesn't react at all.
I'm sure he'll notice something around here.
Excuse me.
I'm from Asakusho.
This person's wallet is missing from this floor.
I've been looking at each floor, but I'd like you to help me with this as well.
Excuse me.
A fake police officer starts looking for women's wallets in the dressing room.
Let me check your bag for the last time.
What color is your wallet?
It's red.
It's mine.
Is it different?
No, it's not.
That's right.
While the fake police officer took her out of the dressing room,
the staff members put their wallets in their bags.
I see.
Are you sure?
Yes.
I'm scared of women.
Is he a thief?
No, he's not.
The fake police officer realized various things and set up a prank in front of her.
Can you show me your wallets?
It's hard for me to find your wallets in the basket.
I haven't taken them out of the basket.
You shouldn't take them out of the basket without permission.
Let me ask you some questions.
Please stand up at 14:45.
The manager is crying.
I'm sorry.
No, I didn't do it.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
When asked to stand up, she stands up.
When asked to arrest someone, she reaches out her arm.
She did everything she could for the police and for the prank.
What's more...
This is terrible.
She's laughing.
This is terrible.
It's terrible.
She's laughing uncontrollably.
This time, I thought it would be a prank, but the words that came out were...
You say it's a prank first.
No, I can't do that.
I still haven't ridden it yet.
I admit that I have ridden it once.
I haven't ridden it yet.
But "no, this is a lie" kind of smile is taken away.
The riding style is not fixed.
If you ride it, you ride it properly.
If you say it, you say it properly.
I'd like you to be clear about this.
Have you ever ridden it before?
No, I haven't ridden it before.
How many times have you ridden it?
No, it's my first time.
It's my first time, but I haven't ridden it before.
You haven't ridden it before?
No, it's not like that.
Where am I going?
Let me tell you.
I haven't ridden it before.
The place they brought Kotouge with them is a house studio with a court-like set.
This time, as the entrance is evil, they will be judged directly without any investigation.
Kotouge is sentenced. The court of theft case is closed.
Before you go to jail...
You're alive.
Prosecutor, please.
This is terrible.
Prosecutor's report.
The defendant has taken 15,000 yen in cash from Iroha Fumiko's wallet at the 7th floor of the TBS Co., Ltd.
That's all.
Defendant, is there anything wrong?
Well, I didn't take it.
Also, this time, the victim's wallet came out of your bag. Is there any doubt about it?
Well, it's true that the wallet came out of my bag, but I didn't take it.
Don't you feel like you've done something bad to the victim?
No, I didn't. I didn't take it.
Even with such a mess, the structure itself cannot be denied.
The claim is that they didn't take it.
So...
The defendant's actions are extremely vicious.
His crime is completely denied and there is no reason for him to reflect on his actions.
Therefore, the death sentence will be suspended.
Death sentence? That's too much.
Death sentence?
Please be quiet.
We don't have an opinion.
What are you doing here?
He finally said it.
If you say "I'm sorry" or "I didn't tell you"
you can be punished.
But you can't do it at all.
Can I apologize and avoid death sentence?
Will you admit it?
If you say "I admit it", I'll feel sorry for you.
If you admit it, you'll be fine, right?
If I commit a crime and avoid death sentence, I'll accept it.
I see.
Then, I'll give you a ruling.
Ruling.
Death sentence.
Death sentence?
Isn't it death sentence?
I don't like it.
Death sentence?
Isn't it death sentence?
I don't like it.
Death sentence?
If you say "death sentence", death sentence will change.
What's death sentence?
Death sentence!
He subjects His Majesty to death sentence and imperial trial in the penal court.
It's long.
I will punish you.
Tomorrow!
(Laughter)
So...
I hereby take a break from the death penalty.
Death penalty? Isn't it too much?
(Applause)
This theory, which the death penalty judgment tickled the jealousy, is in eighth place.
The number of Hamada Takawarai is 85.
(Laughter)
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Hamada Takawarai Best Ten.
Next, the seventh place is...
Even for a foreigner who has lived in Japan for a long time,
the first thing that surprises you when you see it is the mother country idiom.
First of all, the first target is...
Panzetta Girolamo, born in 1932.
Girolamo has been around for 32 years?
What he does is...
When he opens the school door...
There's someone there.
It's this person.
This person. Always with this face.
Shitairo!
(Bastard!)
What did you say?
I said something!
What did you say?
Shitairo!
"Bakayarou!" (Asshole!)
What's wrong with you?
Shitairo!
"Bakayarou!" (Asshole!)
What is this?
It's only Japanese.
Shitairo!
His first word was "bakayarou", but...
His first word was "bakayarou", but... His first word sounded like Italian.
What was he saying?
"Pennesto el Stoker" is there.
Let's check it out.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. There's a strange man here.
How was it?
Well... I was surprised.
What did the man say when he saw you?
He said "die".
In Japanese.
Really?
It wasn't a foreign language.
Yes, it was in Japanese.
In Japanese?
When you were surprised...
Yes.
He said you might go back to Italian.
Shocking!
So you don't usually speak Japanese?
But... but... I like "die" a lot.
Scary! Scary!
You say it all the time.
Scary! Scary!
It's a terrible trend.
A terrible trend.
"Die"?
"Mamma Mia" is used a lot.
Oh, you like "Mamma Mia"?
"Mamma Mia" is used a lot.
Really?
But...
My way of using "die" is the same.
What?
"Die"!
Why "die"?
And the next target is...
Oh!
13 days a week.
Here he is!
Aif Nurhan.
This time, he's staying at a hotel.
When he wakes up, he does a prank for a while.
Scary!
So...
It's scary, right?
He checks if the bike is asleep...
And puts in an old man.
Wow, this old man is amazing.
This is scary!
Wow, I don't like it.
No, no, this is scary!
This is crazy!
From here, he waits until he wakes up.
This job is tiring!
And...
Two hours have passed.
This job is tough!
And...
He's waiting.
"Die"!
That's how it is!
Oh, it's not English!
Who is it?
I'm scared of the sky.
She danced so much that she fell from her bed.
She can't speak national language.
She fell.
Her first life was in Japanese.
Wow, it was completely in Japanese.
She's always in Japanese.
She can't speak English at all.
Give me a mask, really!
It's so Japanese!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
And so...
This theory, which surprised people and made them laugh like crazy, came in 7th place.
Next, in 6th place...
A theory that there are quite a few people who have never set foot on an island.
On the island of Aogashima in Tokyo,
a staff member found out that there are people who have never set foot on an island.
They immediately boarded an airplane and a ferry and traveled for 5 hours
to Aogashima, where Izu Island is a disaster.
Aogashima, an island of caldera, is a volcano that erupted.
Among them is Aogashima Village,
where 169 people currently live.
It's the least populated village in Japan.
However, since they haven't been able to contact their destination yet,
they decided to ask around on the island first.
I heard rumors that there are people who have never set foot on an island.
There might be at least one person like that.
What kind of person is that?
A person called "sennin" in Aogashima.
"sennin"?
Furthermore...
"sennin", right?
Is he here or in the cow shed?
But if you say "no", you'll get in trouble.
Oh, is that so?
Apparently, that person is like a rare rough person called "sennin".
This is a crazy island.
So, they decided to ask around where they heard about from the locals.
It's this house.
sennin
But...
Excuse me.
It seems like the house is vacant.
It's dangerous.
They continued to look around.
I'm a little scared of mosquitoes.
Then...
I came from Tokyo for an interview.
It's...
It's that house down there, isn't it?
It's amazing.
Did you go to my house?
Yes.
I was interviewing someone who lives on the island.
sennin
It's the same, isn't it?
sennin
I was wondering if you could interview me.
sennin
I don't know.
You can't.
You can't do it.
You can't do it, you bastard.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but you can't go through.
I'm not that good.
I'm sorry, but you can't go through.
Are you making fun of me?
I'm not making fun of you.
But I'd like you to listen to me for a moment.
It's funny.
But...
A thousand people leave silently.
They wait for the work to finish and ask for it again.
It's amazing. Do you want to go?
It's over.
I'm sorry.
They are chased by one person at a time.
It's amazing. It's funny.
Uh...
Why do you ask me?
It's over.
Wow.
What can you say?
Get out of the way.
Uh...
Can you talk to me for a moment?
You can do it, staff!
How is it?
I'm scared! I'm scared of this kind of movie!
Run away!
Aga, this is so funny!
What is this?
However, they finally reached their last hope.
They can't give up so easily.
Call out! Call out!
Have you ever left the island?
I'm listening.
Have you ever left the island?
I'm looking for someone.
This is amazing!
You're a police officer!
In the second round of the fight between Kama and Kazuchi,
in the second round of the fight between Kama and Kazuchi,
Asen, who is saying something terrible...
Excuse me.
Can I ask you something?
Why?
I'm asking you this...
Have you left the island?
Either west or east?
Not even once?
Really?
Have you ever been on a ship or something?
I've never been on a ship.
He's crazy.
He found someone who has never left the island.
What is this land?
Is it true that you have never left the island?
Is it true?
You know whether this person is lying or not, right?
If you don't know it, you can't compare the materials.
You have a nice smile.
Finally, he opened his heart.
Let's ask him about it in detail.
Have you ever been to a convenience store?
No, I haven't.
Do you know where it is?
No, I haven't.
I don't go to strange places like that.
Did you go to school?
I didn't go to elementary school.
You didn't go to high school.
I didn't go to high school.
I don't have much money on the island.
Even if we split up, I want to stay on the island.
Even if you split up?
Don't misunderstand me.
Didn't you want to leave the island?
I did.
You did?
Why didn't you leave?
My father and mother are getting old, and I feel sorry for them.
So I have no choice but to do my best until the end.
He's a kind person.
So...
Can we talk for a moment?
This is so funny!
Not only staff and "life-threatening", but also "very funny" fans love this theory.
"Takawarai" ranked in 6th place with 89 times of "takawarai".
"hamada" "takawarai" "best 10"
Next, 5th place is...
When the voice is cut off by the phone, "moshi moshi" appears in various patterns.
"target" appeared in various patterns.
"flower star" "medium size"
"target" called by "manager"
I'm sorry, but I have a bad feeling about this.
Hello?
He said "manager" in various ways.
How about this man?
Mr. Usuko and Kazumi Wada.
They are testing again with the help of "us"'s "us"'s "us"'s "us"'s assistant Mr. Hagiwara.
Hello, senpai!
"Us" "us" "us" "us"
Uh-oh!
"us" Только "us" "us" "us" "us" "us" "us" excited and carried on playing "us"
Bad scene, isn't it?
"us", right?
Can't hear you at all!
I can't hear you.
Seems strange...
Huh?
Senpai, hold...
Hello?
Really?
It's weird
Hello?
Hamada Takawa ride number is 90
"Hello?" from blind people and "I'm tired of it" is number 5
Next, number 4
Air cannon, if it doesn't have color, it's invalid
Air cannon, which is familiar in science experiment projects
This verification was done by setting smell strongly without color
The target was called by fake sales
Are you okay?
Akira is worried about many things.
This time, I'll go in one piece!
Security! Thank you for your hard work!
Is it here?
The convenience store robbery that happened is...
Is it you, manager?
Manager!
He's fired.
Wait a minute! Something is falling!
Is it you?
It's blonde!
Wait a minute! Over there, too!
There's blonde here, too!
Manager!
Blonde people don't understand this!
The timing is difficult, isn't it?
That's right.
What?
You quit your part-time job because you're blonde?
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
What? You quit your part-time job because you're blonde?
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
You stink so much!
Even in the middle of the story...
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
He couldn't stand it and ate it up.
Excuse me!
Didn't you say you were blonde?
Why did you cross the wall and go over there?
Let's go, too!
But we don't know the reason.
You're not noisy, are you?
You're noisy...
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
Yuck! Yuck!
Even though he smelled it...
He managed to finish the story in 15 minutes.
Yuck! Yuck!
Even Hamada, who is a rebellious man, is in a bad mood.
"Takawarai" ranked 93rd and 4th place.
And "Hamada Takawarai Best 10" is finally announcing the top 3.
The 3rd place is...
This is also "Colorless Scented Air Cannon"'s 3rd place.
First of all, the first target is...
Miyangawa Daisuke.
"If you succeed, you'll get 1 million yen" he said in a fake show.
During the challenge, he smelled the air cannon.
This time, Daisuke-san will be challenged with...
A 50-digit sound wave with a minority of play rate.
I hate that!
In order to keep the fake show's order...
First of all...
He has to hold it in his mouth for an hour.
Can I try it?
Then...
Is it right?
Yes.
3.14159751.
It's perfect.
Wow!
Can I do it?
He holds it in his mouth perfectly.
So, let's go to the studio...
And record a fake show.
I want to get that 1 million yen!
I'll do my best!
It can't be helped.
Let's begin...
Miyagawa-san's challenge!
Will he succeed?
3.1415926535.
He's serious.
8, 9...
7, 9...
3, 2...
Here it comes!
3, 8...
Here it comes!
It's like a merry-go-round!
I'm sorry.
I forgot!
Huh?
He held it in because he was in the middle of recording.
I forgot!
How far did you go?
His memory flew away.
Furthermore...
During the challenge, he had flashy eyes.
Furthermore...
During the challenge, he failed.
How was it?
What do you mean "stinky"?!
I've smelled something like this before.
It smelled like a chimpanzee digging up a towel from some zoo.
It was that bad!
I was there at the time!
Wait a minute...
Is this a lie?
Actually...
It was on Wednesday...
There it is!
I knew it!
This is how it is, everyone!
It took me this long and this is how it is!
What is this?
There are so many of them!
Stinky!
I knew it!
Stinky!
It's in here!
The next target is...
I smelled it like this!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
Jimmy Onishi
Until now...
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
I love it!
My face is covered in it!
That's how popular it is!
We would like you to memorize a few decimal points less than 50 digits.
Yes.
That's why...
You know...
The one that makes it clear, right?
Huh? What's up?
There are about 50 circles like this, right?
Mr. Jimmy?
No, really...
What is he talking about?
Mr. Jimmy, who won against the police in a smell contest...
Don't smell it too much!
Smell it!
It smells like smoke!
Could it be...
San...
Chon...
Iiyo...
Iiyo?
That's how you say it, right?
San...
Ichiyon...
Iiyo...
Let's go!
Yeah, let's go!
San...
Ten...
San ten...
Ichiyon...
Ichigo...
Ten...
Ichiyon...
Iiyo...
I know it's Iiyo!
Here it comes!
(Squeak)
(Roar)
Straighten up
Do your best! Do your best!
Then...
Do your best!
Excuse me
I'm in a bad mood
Excuse me
Excuse me for getting in a bad mood
Do your best!
I'm in a bad mood
Do your best!
Let me explain
Seeking help from staff
Toilet, escape
Excuse me
Are you okay?
Are you sick?
It stinks
What is it?
It stinks
What is it?
Excuse me
Here's another challenge
Okay, let's go
3.14, let's go
9.2
Let's go
3.14
Are you okay?
You
Yes
Excuse me
Is everyone okay?
3.1415
Challenge failed
It's not even 1 million yen
Excuse me, are you okay?
And with that...
Excuse me, are you okay?
The number of times Jimmy laughed in a funny way was 94.
Next, in 2nd place...
There's someone in the bed, but in the end it's the scariest theory.
First target is...
Pantser Ogata.
This time, his wife stayed out overnight and tested him alone in his own house.
And he made strangers hide in Ogata's bed.
Stand completed.
And then, when Ogata came back from his trip...
This is fun!
The ogre, who was so scared and ran out of the room,
This is fun!
Escaped to the outside of the house.
He went outside!
Wait a minute!
Isn't it a crime?
Are you okay?
The ogre, who ran out of the house in the snow,
This is fun!
I'm really scared!
Please don't be a character anymore!
Please say something!
Please be a straight character!
I think you've been pranked a lot.
Out of all the pranks, which one was the scariest?
Of course it's this one!
It's this one! I jumped out of it!
As expected, out of all the pranks so far,
It seems like it was the scariest.
Wait a minute!
And the next target is...
Amakouin or Seiko?
She's completely out of it.
She's completely out of it!
You can't do it!
What is this?
I can't stand up anymore.
My head hurts.
What kind of show do you think it is?
A show?
It's a show.
A show? Is there such a show?
Wednesday's Downtown.
Downtown?!
Wednesday's Downtown.
Downtown?!
How many times has this show been aired?
Ten thousand times!
What is this?!
What kind of show is this?!
My head hurts.
I hate Downtown!
Go away!
It's my favorite show!
You've never let a man in again!
You're the first man to sleep in Seiko's bed!
Hamada, who prefers human misfortune to sandwich food.
Takawarai number ninety-seven, this theory is second.
And, Hamada Takawarai best point, shining in first place is...
Hamada Takawarai best point, shining in first place is...
There is a person in the back seat, but in the end it is the scariest theory.
That target is Matenro Anthony.
I should have brought my cell phone.
Really?
Did you see it?
What should I do?
Please.
When Anthony became alone in the car, the verification began.
I'm scared.
What should I do? I'm scared.
A man with a creepy face hiding in the back seat and a monkey man who doesn't know such a thing.
I'm scared.
Don't whistle.
It's coming out.
It's coming out from behind you.
What will happen?
I don't know.
I'm scared.
Five minutes have passed without any notice.
The longer this time is, the more scary it is.
And at the end, it always comes suddenly.
I did it!
I can't believe it!
What are you doing?
Seatbelts?
You are not wearing seatbelts, are you?
Why can't you get out of the car?
I can't get out of the car because it's too cold.
Who is it?
It's too cold.
Who is it?
What?
It's good that this car doesn't move at all.
It's too cold.
What is this?
How was it?
It's not "how was it".
It's cold.
I got injured.
I got injured. It's painful.
So...
It's going to break.
It's too big.
His excitement reached its peak.
Hamada looks like a different person now.
If you look at it from a warrior's point of view,
he looks like he is crying or angry.
He is on the other side of a storm.
As you can see,
Hamada's Takawarai Best 10 results were as you saw.
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