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Now, it has started "Wednesday's Dandan". Nice to meet you all.
The first presenter of the first week is this person. Please come in.
Hello.
It's thunder.
It's thunder today.
Now, we have brought that annual project this time.
It is this one.
The fifth "Kaewuta Saikyo Tournament".
It's this one.
Every year, the fifth "Kaewuta Saikyo Tournament" is held this year.
Tonight, eight new comedians have gathered.
I'm the judge of this year.
I'm a gal.
Gal?
I'll say it in a way that suits me.
I'm better at being a gal.
Really?
I'm better at it.
I've seen a lot of adult videos.
I've never made a song for a gal.
I wonder what will happen.
If you bring me closer, I'll be completely exposed.
It's difficult.
Our master.
If it's a song like that, I think I can do it.
It's my first time.
Don't push me.
It's my first time.
I'm going to win my first championship.
Nice to meet you.
I'm a champion.
Eight comedians have entered.
From the first round to the final round, three songs will be replaced.
This time, 51 comedians will judge.
Who will be the first one to win?
Tonight, Kuro-chan's new serial project will start!
What's this?
Huh? Are there a lot of girls?
The first song of the first round of "Change Song Strongest Tournament" is this!
Wow! It's good!
Last year's big hit number "Iron"'s "Marie Gold".
This song is extremely popular among young people.
How did group 8 change it?
The first match of the first round.
First up is Cookie!
Oh, it's popular! It's popular!
As I thought!
It's a song of delicious, delicious sweets.
Then, let's go!
Oh, you said it well!
Music, start!
Oh, it's a song of sweets!
The atmosphere is good!
It may be popular just for being there.
Oh, it's amazing!
It was popular.
Finally, it's a song of delicious, delicious sweets.
A song of delicious sweets!
It's a song of sweets!
And, Cookie is opposed by Asagaya Sisters.
It's not sweets!
All right, it's coming!
Oh, it's good!
Thank you!
It's a song of delicious, delicious sweets!
Party is the best!
We are the strongest!
Thank you!
After both of them finished singing, they went to the judgment.
Fifty-one girls will move to an interesting place and decide the winner with that number.
How did girls judge this competition?
First round, first match. Here are the results.
Kei was beaten by 6 seconds.
Monchuu was beaten by 5 seconds.
Asagaya was beaten by 6 seconds.
She used a lot of gyaru-like words, so I had a good impression of her.
She's not a gyaru from Shibuya, is she?
I went to see her, but I didn't know anything about Asagaya.
She's a gyaru from Hiragana.
The second match of the first round.
First, Razor Ramon vs. R.G.
The second match of the first round.
He doesn't know the lyrics of "Road" at all.
Do you want to win?
That's a very good reaction.
What's going to happen?
Why is it bad?
This is...
Giant's hat was wet yesterday, so I liked it.
It shrunk like a lie and was too tight, too small, too small for me.
Yes.
Gyal Ganmushi's first tragic story was told by Hanawa.
That's right.
Could it be...
The second round goes to Hanawa!
I think it was Hanawa that used that road show.
That's not it.
There are 20 or 30 more episodes.
Next up is...
The third match of the first round.
Let's start with last year's story-teller, the members!
Kabatari's face looks like Sugawara's road sign.
But the one who spread Christianity is...
Zabiel.
Zabiel doesn't exist.
You don't have to say it again, do you?
It's funny.
For such members...
Kanna likes it.
I don't know anymore!
Lucky!
It's funny!
What is it?
Both of them have one more thing in mind.
Which one will stand up?
This is the most slippery place recently.
Lucky!
The strongest song tournament continues.
The fourth game of the first round is against NANA.
The battle between two people who don't know each other.
Their costumes are almost similar in color and numbers.
See you!
Shiraga no kimi ga wakazuku
Huh?
It's too relevant.
Kuwabata Ohana...
Why didn't you invite me?
Is this Akasaka?
Or is this Kuwabata Ohana?
I'm going home.
What is this?
For Nagano...
The all-time champion...
Hollywood "The Touchion"
I'm a human...
A human...
I'm a human...
Go!
There is no one who can sing this song well.
What was the final match of the first round?
Well...
7-1.
I thought I could laugh a little more, but I couldn't even laugh at the staff's plan to laugh at the rehearsal, betraying me.
Sing-along triathlon tournament.
Here is the song of the semi-final.
The popular song "the blue hearts' linda linda".
What kind of song did the four teams of the semi- final sing?
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
The first match of the semi-final.
First, Asanoya Island.
The second match of the semi-final.
Asanoya Island.
I want to fly beautifully.
I also want to do head banking.
I want to do it really fast.
It's my turn.
Don't eat me!
It's my turn.
Don't eat me!
Too late!
And for the Asanoya sisters, the flowers are...
My mom's favorite celebrity I just want to introduce to you.
Photos, rights and other things are a pain.
So I'll tell you with my illustrations.
Kandamonta, Mandacentamonta, Cheetahpita, Seshida Gandayamamoto.
I don't know.
Do you know?
Who will advance to the finals?
Here is the result.
Asanoya sisters advance to the finals!
Thank you!
Next is the second semi-final match.
First, Kannazuki.
I'm glad I came to Hawaii.
I want to go again.
I'll sing about my friend.
I don't want to be like Ishihara Yoshizumi.
The weather doesn't match.
Eyebrows are thick and empty.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
My face is annoying!
No expression.
Hollywood Zaco Show against Sutten Kororin Kannazuki.
Are you ready?
Anbaran, Kambaran.
Benberendon, Doron.
Koronboron, Koronkoron.
I'm old-fashioned.
Anbaran, Kambaran.
I'll do it.
Goal!
Thank you very much.
Zaco Show has put all of his heart and soul into this game.
Who will win the final match?
What?
Thank you very much.
I didn't know who Kannazuki was.
I see.
So, these two teams won the final match.
And the last song is...
"We Will Rock You" by Queen.
"We Will Rock You" is a hit song of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Who will win the championship with this song?
The final match of the best song competition.
First, Asagaya sisters.
"We Will Rock You" by Asagaya sisters.
They were very close.
Next, will it be a two-time win?
"Hollywood Zagos Show".
You said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it, you said it
Asagaya sisters who brought them to the gyaru until the end
The Cossion who attacked gyaru with a pretentious impersonation that even gyaru can barely understand
Who will win?
The final result of the song changing tournament has become like this
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
"Asagaya Sisters" is 34 seconds. "Hollywood Zaccocco" is17 seconds.
Therefore, "Asagaya Sisters" is the winner!
Yea! Yea!
It's crazy to be beaten and beat again and again!
"Asagaya Sisters" will be the winner of the fifth song changing tournament!
The winner is Asagaya sisters.
As a result, only Asagaya sisters could win.
Tsuji-san, what did you think of it?
The second one in the middle of Hadawa-san's performance,
the one with good tempo,
I think it would have been better if it had been sung by a different generation of people,
but I think it would have been better if it had been sung by people you like.
You really evaluated me.
You evaluated me accurately.
You're making it up.
No, but it's true.
So, is that all, Manabu-kun? Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Manabu-kun, are you okay?
I'm okay.
Then, the impersonation you learned recently.
What?
Manabu-kun?
Do you want me to impersonate you?
Is it okay?
It's perfectly fine.
Is it okay?
It's perfectly fine if you do it or not at all.
Do you want to do it?
I won't do it.
What's the difference?
The next presenter is this person. Please come in!
Ah, he's here.
Yes, Tamura Genji!
Thank you for having me.
Starting this Wednesday's "Downtown"
A new series of programs will begin!
That's great!
I really didn't know!
Then first, please look at this!
Here you go.
I really didn't know.
It's cute.
It's cute, it's cute, it's cute.
Gathered without being told anything,
16 female soldiers
came there.
He's here, he's here, he's here!
I'm so happy, I'm so happy!
With this feeling in his hands,
he's the only one left!
He's here, he's here, he's here!
Mrs. Kurooka is here!
What are you doing?
Wait, wait, wait!
Eh?
Eh, what, what, what?
Why are you doing this?
Eh?
Eh, is someone there?
Eh?
Eh, is it a woman?
A woman!
Eh?
No, there are a lot of women.
What?
Eh, what, what, what?
What?
She's holding something!
There's a table.
W-what?
Whatever.
Eh, can I take this?
Eh, who?
Be careful, be careful.
Who, who, who?
Eh, is it okay for me to take it?
Wah!
What?
Eh, what is this? Eh, is it a love project?
We don't know anything.
You don't know anything?
Eh, what is this?
Fifteen people against one person?
Eh, living together?
You don't have to look like that!
Last year, right? Last year we did Monster House, right?
That's right!
What is this?
Eh?
The sixteen women gathered here are candidates for idols.
Kuro-chan will select members from these and produce an idol group.
Eh?
This is bad.
Eh, producer?!
You're aiming for idols?!
I'm happy from the bottom of my heart.
Eh?!
She's not troubled at all.
Eh?! Eh?!
I don't know! I'm happy!
The screening has already started, right?
Eh?!
It has already started, right?
Ah, that kind of position. I understand.
She's shaking.
Wow, wow, wow! Her face!
Her face has changed!
Ah, this is scary.
This is scary.
It's like watching a scary drama.
Wow!
What?
So...
Are you okay?
Kuro-chan, who Hamada-san loves so much...
Kuro-chan, you really love idols, don't you?
I love them.
You know a lot about them, don't you?
I know a lot about them.
I go to many of their concerts and...
I always keep a note in my pocket.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
So we asked Kuro-chan to produce an idol for us.
Produce!
We asked him to produce an idol for us.
That was disgusting.
He looks like he's in trouble, but he's actually very happy.
It's like he's holding it in.
I can't do it.
But you know, Fujiwara-chan, you know about auditions.
I know about auditions, but I'm already done.
No, I mean, Kuro-chan is producing.
Kuro-chan is a producer, which means you knew right away?
That's right.
Those 16 idol candidates didn't say anything about TV idol auditions.
They didn't say anything about Wednesday's "downtown" either.
So we didn't know what would happen.
So if Kuro-chan is producing, there might be an oriole too, right?
If she's an oriole, she might not be able to come back.
That's right!
But you auditioned for Shigemori, didn't you?
I don't want them to do it with me.
But you know, if I stay, I'll be on a good TV show like "Golden".
So I think it's worth it for girls to stay.
And in order to survive in the entertainment world,
you have to like erotic people and bad people, right?
That's not true!
That's not true.
She has her own way of saying it.
You must be tired of erotic people.
Stop it!
It's just an example!
It's not Shigemori!
It's just an example!
You're stupid!
You have to live on.
So I think it's worth it for girls to stay.
After this, the first audition for "monster idol" starts!
Wow, this is...
Here, Kuro-chan will explain this project once again.
What do you mean "once again"?
Do you know Wack's Watanabe Junosuke?
Ah, of course! Yes, I know him!
He's a famous person.
Eh, is this really happening?
I'll do it.
This person is Wack's representative, Watanabe Junosuke-san, who belongs to an idol group called Vish.
This time, Kuro-chan will debut as an idol member belonging to Wack.
Wow, you know it well.
By the way, I'd like you to do all of the songs, lyrics and choreography.
Eh, me?
Yes.
Eh, I've never done it before!
It's okay, we'll also support you.
So, you really want me to be an idol, don't you?
It's okay.
Today, we have 16 people, right?
I'd like you to select 8 people from those 16 people.
Eh, today?
No, no, isn't it too early?
I'd like you to give this pass card to the person you think has passed.
Today, the first person.
In this first audition, there will be singing ability test and appeal time.
With these two tests, 16 people will be selected from 16 people to 8 people.
Eh, by the way, is it okay for an idol to be in love?
I'll leave it up to you.
Oh...
Me?
Yes.
Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!
What's with that face?
I'm sorry for keeping you waiting!
You're being arrogant!
Well, I clearly know that I have all the rights.
So you have to appeal yourself to me.
If you can't do it unless you make me like you, you won't be loved by anyone.
I can say this for sure.
Are you okay?
What are you talking about?
This is not a game.
I have all the rights. So you have to appeal yourself to me.
He has all the rights.
Excuse me.
What are you talking about?
Let's move on to the next question.
Don't you have hair?
What are you drawing?
A shadow.
Thank you.
You passed.
That's fast!
How do you feel about passing?
I'm very happy.
Thank you.
Do you know why you passed?
What?
I don't know.
Because you are cute.
Thank you.
Are you happy?
Yes, I am very happy.
Do you like me now?
Yes, I like you very much.
That's good.
So, the first passers-by are Aiko.
The remaining passers-by are 7 people.
She is good.
Check her singing ability.
How was it? Did you sing with all your strength?
I sang with all my strength because I thought I would regret it if I didn't do it with all my strength.
Can you sing with all your strength?
Yes, I can sing with all my strength.
Thank you.
What's with you?
You can't sing with all your strength, can you?
What?
After checking the singing ability of all 16 passers-by...
Everyone, you are here again.
How was it? If you change places, your feelings will also change, right?
Oh, you are quite energetic.
I think that's good.
Why don't you all stop singing?
15 passers-by have already passed the exam.
Five passers-by will be divided into three groups and will be judged separately.
The first group is...
Who should we toast to?
At a time like this, who should say it?
Then, me!
Nao-chan, will you say it?
Cheers to Kuro-chan!
Cheers!
It's not Agnes-chan, it's Kuro-chan.
Cheers!
Agnes-chan?
Then, do you have a cute pose?
Do you have a pose that you think is cute?
Oh, you're already doing it?
Oh, that's good. Wait a minute.
Can you show me a little closer?
I don't like it!
I did it, so it fell down.
Were you embarrassed?
The appeal for Kuro-chan continues.
Meow, meow.
Then, how about you, Kaede-chan?
The coffee is very soft.
The coffee is soft?
Yes.
Your ears are growing, aren't they?
It's very soft.
That's a cute point.
Is it okay? I'm curious.
Are you going to touch me?
I'm going to touch you.
I'm going to touch you very closely.
It's like you're kissing me.
Hey!
What are you doing?
That's enough, isn't it?
If it's only one ear, will it be better if it's both ears?
What kind of reason is that?
Isn't it too much?
I don't like it!
It's good, it's good.
It's really soft, it's really soft.
It suits you very well.
What is it?
Can you stand over here and talk for a moment?
Yes.
What is this?
What are you two doing?
When there are a lot of people, it's hard for you to come out, isn't it?
You're crazy!
What is it? Be honest.
I'm very shy, so it's easier for me to talk when there are a lot of people.
Where are you from?
I'm from Hokkaido.
She's from Hokkaido, isn't she?
Yes, she's cute.
To be honest, I really like you, Kaede-chan.
Thank you.
To be honest, I like you, Kaede-chan.
I like you, too.
If you do this, you'll definitely come out!
What is your image like?
It's different from what I saw on TV.
She's cute.
You look very kind.
Your way of thinking and the way you talk are very fun.
I think you have a very solid way of thinking.
To be honest, if this wasn't a completely different idol, I wouldn't have come this far.
I don't know why, but I'm an idol that I like.
Why did you touch me?
I can't do anything on my own, and I feel like I'm a middle-aged man.
If I say yes, I'll definitely come out.
If you were to go on a date, where would you like to go?
I'd like to go to Cannes.
You like Cannes, don't you?
I love Cannes.
I really...
It might be embarrassing to say, but...
What's with this distance?
If you don't have one, I'll protect you.
There it is!
There it is! I'll protect you!
She's...
cute.
She's cute and she touched me on the cheek.
She said she liked me, but she liked you more.
Don't say that!
She passed.
This time...
She passed.
Since...
this project...
started...
With this project...
I want to make an idol.
She's asking you to do that.
I want to make a girlfriend...
Hey!
That's not it!
I had a question earlier.
There was a singing test, right?
Other than me...
after singing...
Kuro-chan...
said something...
but when I sang, there was nothing.
As soon as I sang...
Thank you very much.
and it was over.
It might have been a little cold...
but...
I'm curious about you.
Really?
How much are you curious about me?
To be honest...
Most.
Really?
Yes.
You're not lying?
Does it look like I'm lying?
No...
I really like you...
the most.
Ko-chan, do you like me?
Yes, I love you.
No...
You were so close...
It felt like you had a face right here...
You had feelings, didn't you?
I was like, "what is this time?"
Should we stop?
We should stop.
I thought I shouldn't break your heart.
She's strong.
The second candidate is...
She's so nervous, she's about to cry.
I'll protect you.
Please protect me.
What's wrong with you?
I'll protect you.
Be yourself.
You can do it.
She's crying.
She's crying with you.
Wait a minute...
Each group finished their two-shot appeal time.
Do we have to do two-shots?
That's a lot!
The first group's screening is over.
We saw five candidates.
How would you rank them in this group?
In this group, Nao-chan is first place.
Kaede-chan is second place.
Third place is Miyuki-chan.
Miyuki-chan.
The fourth place is Ryo-chan.
The fifth place is Marika-chan.
You said you like Kaede-chan and Nao-chan.
Do you like them as idols or as lovers?
Well...
I'm starting to like them.
No, no, no...
You like them, don't you?
That's fast!
I will now announce the winners!
Miyuki, you passed!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
She did it without any embarrassment.
That's right!
Kaisei, you passed!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
That's it for this time!
For some reason, Nao, who was in first place, was eliminated.
Why? Why?
There is still a chance after this, so please go back for now!
Thank you very much!
Why didn't you say "nao"?
I'm sorry.
Why did you say "nao" and fail?
Yes.
I also said that I wanted to be serious and serious.
Even though you said you understood it well...
You were in first place, weren't you?
Even though you said it, I felt like you didn't convey it well.
I felt like I was betrayed.
No, of course you are.
That's right.
And from the second and third groups that follow, two people will be selected each.
With this, there are seven passers-by.
There is only one pass frame left, but...
What could it be?
So far, it has been provided by the sponsors you see.
There may be such an eye for idols to sell their songs.
Because there are so many idols watching.
There are seven passers-by that Kuro-chan has chosen so far.
There is only one pass frame left, but...
What could it be?
It's really hard, but I'd like you to choose one person.
The one who passed is...
It's you, Nao-chan. Congratulations!
Thank you very much.
Why am I not in the top 10?
Nao-chan, please come up here.
For now, the first request is over.
Yes, it is.
To be honest, at first...
I was going to end it by just explaining myself, but...
I gave you one, didn't I?
No, thank you very much.
You passed.
Thank you very much.
That's what Kuro-chan said as soon as she started.
To tell you the truth...
The person next to me, Nao...
That's what I'm most concerned about.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
But you didn't give it to her.
I didn't.
What's this?
You look depressed.
I want to see you cry.
Huh?
I want to see you cry with joy.
Nao-chan...
You're the last person who passed.
I'm betting my life...
I'm going to cry.
It's just like you imagined.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much.
It's just like you imagined.
You cried, didn't you?
I really wanted to see those tears.
Didn't you cry a lot?
You cried as you imagined, so it was sad.
If you had made me cry, you wouldn't have thought about me so much.
You thought about me more and more, so you like me more and more, didn't you?
You like me more and more, and your emotions are overflowing.
Those are your last tears.
You like me dozens of times more.
So, the members who pass the first audition of "MONSTER-IDOL" are...
As you can see, there are eight members.
From now on, these eight members will gather together.
I think you chose good members.
Looking at it now, it's only one day today.
As we gather and live together, we can see both good and bad sides of us.
But we can see many things that idols need to work together and work hard.
I'm looking forward to the gathering.
We'll be at the top of the idol world!
And they went to Okinawa.
We've arrived in Okinawa!
What's that?
I can't feel anything.
I was really surprised.
I hated liars the most.
But now that I think about it, I really like you the most.
This is so much fun!
The members who failed this time are...
What was that?
What's going on between you and this company?
What's up with him?
I wanted to make an idol at the end, but my love for you grew.
It's fast.
It's fast, isn't it?
It's faster than I thought.
It's from the beginning.
I heard a woman's voice like that of an idol's husband and wife.
Who is that?
What's that voice?
Did you bite your throat?
Did you cut your throat when you were a kid?
What do you think?
What kind of agency is WACK?
It's like BISH.
It's a little strange idol.
It's not a Maseto-type agency.
It's a skill-type agency.
Does it make sense for Kuro-chan, an idol who is a producer, to join WACK?
It's frustrating, but I think it's right.
I see.
Chiemoni-chan, what do you think?
I've been through a lot of bad feelings.
It's the best.
Of course.
I'm looking forward to it.
I want more and more.
You two are too cruel.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's the best.
Next week, the animal couple will kiss during filming.
What are you doing?
What do you think of the statue you made while you were alive?
Because it's my favorite.
Will you protect it?
"MONSTER IDOL" has entered the Okinawa training camp.
And on the show's homepage, we'll upload interviews of candidates.
Please take a look there, too.
"PAST BROADCAST" is now streaming on Farabi!