AISubs v3.4
Thank you for coming, everyone!
This is the person who presented the message.
Hello!
Gindai Itomodori-san!
Thank you for coming!
Let's get started!
First of all, here it is!
If the same thing happens in real life, you can say it perfectly!
This is the second theory!
Interesting!
Everyone, do you remember this?
Do you remember it?
Yes, we do.
It's a little nostalgic, though.
It was about two years ago, right?
You were there, too.
Post-sandwich-man Date-kun and Chidori's Nobu were there.
Shiroi Ken-san's story, right?
It was interesting.
This is a difficult story.
In a duo, you have to say it manually.
If you don't do it first, you can't say it.
If it's not a common situation in everyday life, you can't say it.
It depends on what kind of story it is.
How about you, Fujimon?
If you can say it in the city...
Sometimes I can say it.
The clothes you're wearing today are too small.
Oh, you can say it like that.
Big-faced karaya can say it.
Fujimon can say it right away.
Big-faced karaya can say it.
You can say it right away.
But there are many amateurs who make mistakes.
You can say "Big-faced karaya," Fujimon.
Big-faced karaya.
You can only say "yeah."
Can they say it perfectly?
Let's check it out with three comedians.
In addition...
Even if it's a rural area, you can say it without being noticed.
And...
Even if a zombie is climbing a hill, you can't say it.
Hey, uncle-style man, hey, don't say it.
Who is the man?
Say, who is the man?
Say, you're no tv hero,
but don't tell us all that,
eh, eh, kero, eh, kero,
ah, say, you're being a downtown.
If you are a comedian,
if you have the same situation as your story and it happens in reality,
you can perfectly put it in quotes.
Let's verify the second one!
And so, the first target is...
Goodbye, youthful light,
Morita,
And so, the second target is...
Yes, I'd like to order.
Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Ah, King of Punto.
I didn't order.
I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I made a mistake.
Ah, I'm sorry.
This looks good.
It was delicious.
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
Eh, can you order for me?
It was pretty funny.
No, I won't ask you for it, but...
Thank you!
I'll order for you!
Hey, you, you're a terrible person, aren't you?!
And so, the story of the invitation order...
It's amazing!
I'm so excited, I can't say anything.
And so, this time,
it's a test called to an izakaya at a fake dinner party.
Hey, Morita, I'm busy right now.
Yes?
Can you go to the second floor for me?
Ah, got it.
The store clerk is...
This young entertainer who doesn't know Morita.
I knew it, you're an entertainer.
If you don't do that...
However...
This guy really smokes a lot, doesn't he?
Here you go, thank you for waiting.
It's teppan gyoza.
Ah, thank you!
Eh, you're not ordering?
No...
You're not ordering?
Ah, I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
Excuse me!
Yes?
Teppan what number?
Fifth!
Okay!
Huh?
Hey, did you notice?
Huh?
Did you notice?
Haha!
Here you go, teppan gyoza!
Ah, thank you!
Excuse me!
Why are you laughing?
You're not ordering?
Teppan gyoza!
You're not ordering?
Yes.
Excuse me, I made a mistake!
I'm sorry!
Excuse me!
Yes, you noticed, didn't you?
Huh?
No, you're not ordering?
Huh?
No, you're not ordering?
Ah, well...
One dashi roll, please.
Thank you very much!
One dashi roll, please!
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Did you notice, didn't you?
There are two dishes that he didn't order in a row.
Moreover, it seems like he noticed something with the teppan gyoza and dashi roll.
And...
Here you go, shrimp mayonnaise!
I didn't order it!
Here you go!
I didn't order it!
What is this?
This is a terrible news!
Excuse me, we just opened last month and we haven't been able to work with you yet.
We've been working with you, haven't we?
Did you do it properly?
We didn't order it!
This is not it, is it?
No, it's not!
Ah, I'm sorry, I made a mistake!
Yes!
This is not it, is it?
Hey!
This is not it, is it?
Here you go, shrimp mayonnaise!
But I don't know if it's just a painful thing.
That's right!
It's probably subtle.
That's right!
No, it's fine!
It's fine!
Shrimp mayonnaise!
Thank you very much!
Shrimp mayonnaise!
No, it's enough.
I've seen it before.
I can't do it anymore. I can't eat it alone like this.
I can't do it anymore!
Here you go, Mr. Takou!
I did it! I can do it!
Look at my stomach!
"Here you go, Mr. Takou!" "I can't do it anymore!" "Here you go, Mr. Takou!" "I'll leave it here!" "What do you mean 'leave it here'?" "Mr. Takou, the takou asa is ready!" "What do you mean 'ready'?" "I can't do it anymore!" "I can't do it anymore!" "I'm done with it!" "Thank you for waiting, Mr. Tashimaki!" "Oh, is it wrong?" "Sorry, I made a mistake!" "I'm sorry!" "Thank you, Mr. Tashimaki!" "I did it!" "My Tashimaki is at the concert hall!"
"What are you talking about?" "You put my Tashimaki at the concert hall!" "How far did it go?" "Excuse me!" "Here you go, Mr. Tashimaki!" "Thank you, Mr. Tashimaki!" "It started rolling!" "It started rolling because of my Tashimaki!" "What is this?" "Thank you for waiting, Mr. Ebimayo!" "Mr. Ebimayo..." "Mr. Ebimayo, it's here!" "No, it's not!" "Mr. Ebimayo, it's here!" "Then I'll go with half-price!" "Mr. Ebimayo, it's here!"
"Ebimayo, it's here! Stop rolling it!" "Don't roll it with your hand!"
"The recruiting of Ebi mayo is very good!" "Ebimayo 13÷1! Something's wrong with me in this concert!"
Excuse me, but I'd like to borrow your dashi roll.
Borrow?
Here you go.
What do you mean "borrow"?
There's no such thing as "borrowing a dashi roll".
There's no such thing as "borrowing a dashi roll" in a bar.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
There's no such thing as "borrowing".
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine.
I'm leaving.
Thanks.
I'm leaving.
Thanks.
So, in total...
it's 900 yen, right?
Cheap!
He's coming back!
What is this?
What's going on?
You don't know this story, do you?
Yes, yes, yes.
I've seen it before.
Where did you notice it?
Well...
I noticed it as soon as I saw the teppangyoza.
But it happens sometimes.
This kind of thing happens.
What is it?
At a bar, like this...
There are times when a clerk comes to play with you.
It's like a fried potato.
His target is...
He's experienced this project.
He's a sandwich man.
Last time, he made a joke about a hamburger shop.
This is perfect.
A big burger set.
I'm not a passenger.
I'm going to make it now.
Can you give me five hours?
There is only one set.
It doesn't cost that much.
It's a set.
He said he put all his energy into one joke.
What is he going to do this time?
What is it?
Your bill.
We've been waiting for you for an hour.
You should lose.
What?
We've been waiting for you for an hour.
You should lose.
What's wrong?
You win.
You win and you lose.
He made a joke about a pizza shop at the final of M-ONE.
It's hot.
So, at a fake meeting, he was called to the practice room of the office.
The other day, I ordered pizza.
It was good.
I'll order it again today.
He told the manager that he was ordering pizza.
The manager left his seat.
Could it be...
Pizza delivery has arrived!
Oh, yes.
Yes, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Excuse me for keeping you waiting.
Yes.
Excuse me.
I got lost and it's getting late.
What?
I got lost and it's getting late.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Actually, my part-time worker had a fight with the manager.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
I hit the manager with a frozen squid.
With a frozen squid?
Yes.
A lot of blood came out of it.
The manager's squid.
The squid's blood?
That's fast.
It's fast.
Only in the second time, he said "I hit the manager with a frozen squid."
Of course, he realized various things.
But...
Go ahead.
Let's do it like this.
Okay.
It's written like this.
Then, it'll be 2,000 yen.
Yes.
2,000 yen.
Oh, excuse me.
It's getting late.
Should I lose?
The price?
No, well...
Will you lose?
"Lose me," DATE would say next.
But, maybe it's because of the story from more than 10 years ago, he forgot about it.
I forgot about it.
I didn't know about it.
He forgot about it.
Is it okay if we don't check what's inside of it?
It's okay, right?
I don't want you to forget about it.
Is there shrimp inside of it?
There's no shrimp inside of it.
That's right.
I'll check it.
Should we call the person in charge of it?
The person in charge of it?
You have to say it all!
Just forget about it, DATE.
I'm the person in charge of it. You should've said it first!
I didn't say it!
I'm sorry, I'm the person in charge of it.
You're the person in charge of it?
Yes.
I'm sorry, but the audience is pretty angry.
They're pretty angry.
Did you say we should call a technician?
I didn't say it!
I'm the person in charge of it.
You're the person in charge of it? What kind of technician are you?
I'm the manager of it.
You're the manager of it?
I'm the manager of it.
DATE barely remembers the story.
From now on, the show side will show you the original story.
How will they say it?
Hello, I'm delivering food to a lot of places right now.
Yes.
What?! Really?!
Isn't it awesome?!
Yes!
Really?!
It's totally open!
I really want to go!
Yes!
Tell me about this!
Can you tell me about pizza?
The manager invited me today.
The manager invited you?!
You're weird.
Can you tell me about pizza?
I'm still on the phone, so I'll ask.
Yes, ask.
Yes, hello!
Yes.
Huh?
Um...
I'm sorry, manager.
Can you say it in Japanese?
In Japanese?
Yes.
You've said it before, haven't you?
I suddenly don't know it.
How do you feel about it?
I don't know it.
You don't know it?
I don't know it.
I'm sorry.
I'll ask.
Yes.
Hello?!
Yes.
Oh, you know it.
Yes.
I know it.
I'm sorry.
Um...
I've said "pizza" ten times.
Why?!
Um...
I said "please."
The manager said it?!
Yes.
Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza...
Yes, thank you! It's ready!
By the way, this box...
After you're done eating, wash it and move it outside.
Oh, that kind of thing...
like a clay box...
Oh, yes, right...
Is it... paper or saying...
I'll use it one more time.
It's British English, right?
Yes.
Plastic book?
Yes.
Check for additional smartphones...
And he's off to a long story.
How will they vent their frustrations?
Long story...
What is it?
You've forgotten it for a while.
I haven't done this for a while.
I gave you the original song for the second time.
It was in the original song.
I thought it was different.
I thought it was a pizza shop.
But I thought it was strange.
Please stop it.
You look like you can't do it.
And the last target is...
Chidori and Nobu, who are also experienced.
Last time...
It's a drowsy octopus in a safe transportation.
Wait a minute.
It's our song.
What is it?
Nobu kept saying it even though he was confused.
But this time, Nobu will...
Excuse me, can you do it alone?
No way.
No way?
It's a sushi restaurant.
No way?
It's a sushi restaurant.
I've been meeting Rumi lately.
The manager called Nobu to this restaurant for a meal party.
Wait a minute.
Can you bring me an umbrella?
It's a nice place, isn't it?
Arashai.
Ara jai.
He already noticed.
Ara jai.
Nobu is in a state of shock due to Nobu's uncharacteristic first life.
I'm dead.
What should we do?
Please leave it to me.
Thank you.
"Is "ate kara" okay for you?"
"Oh, there's "ate" in front of "nigiri"."
Yeah.
Even for one person.
Excuse me.
Huh?
"It's "kawano nejiri yaki" from "ara jai."
Nejiri yaki?
It's hot.
Excuse me.
Kawano nejiri yaki?
He's really particular about it.
Excuse me.
It's spam.
Spam?!
"Kawano nejiri yaki" from "ara jai."
Spam?!
He already knows.
Excuse me.
You don't have a good image of Okinawan fish, do you?
No, no.
Okinawan spam.
Spam?!
"Two consecutive "spam"s!"
Give me some!
"Like "nejiri yaki."
Excuse me.
Yeah, give it to me.
"It's "saisho kinchaku."
Whoa, here it is.
"There's "spam" in it."
One meal!
"One meal of "kinchaku"!"
That must be tough.
Hey, hey, hey!
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Yeah.
What is it?
Spam in the store!
Is there anyone who goes to the store?
Who is he?
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Don't lift it up from your neck.
I'm sorry.
Let's move on to the rice ball.
It's perfect.
Tuna is tuna, but this part of the tuna is cheek meat.
The elasticity is completely different.
Oh, you're going to put out a little strange part.
Let's move on to the rice ball.
Dews.
Yes?
If you like, please guess.
Oh, is it okay?
I don't know what it is.
It's a dolphin's here.
Don't put it out!
It's here of here.
It's disgusting!
It's corn's here.
I don't need corn!
It stinks a lot, doesn't it?
Get rid of the smell!
Get rid of the smell and put it out!
It's disgusting!
Dews.
Huh?
What is this?
You're not eating it properly.
Hmm, I don't know.
It's here of here.
It's disgusting!
What kind of sushi is here?
It's greasy, isn't it?
You don't know?
It's greasy.
I don't know if you can eat it or not.
Look it up and put it out!
I'm scared.
Dews.
What is this?
It's here of here.
It's disgusting!
You're not eating it properly.
There's a little poison in it.
Get rid of the poison!
It's disgusting.
Get rid of it!
Dews.
Huh?
What is this?
It's here of here.
You don't know?!
It's here of here?!
No, I didn't!
I knew it!
You don't know?
You don't want to know?
Do you know?
What?
It's a rewinding of a sazae.
A rewinding?
What do you mean?
It's a rewinding of a sazae.
It doesn't make sense, does it?
Do you know?
Wow, you don't know.
It's a rewinding of last season's "spring cabbage".
It's a rewinding of this season's "sazae".
Who would like a rewinding of last season's "spring cabbage"?
It's a rewinding of this season's "sazae".
Sir, would you like another rice ball?
Yes, please.
Excuse me.
Yes, sir.
I'm the owner of Sumidagawa.
What?
What do you mean, "owner"?
Sir, you look suspicious.
Don't ask stupid questions like that.
Sir, please give me the hammerhead chef's place.
Don't ask stupid questions like that.
Please, please.
Don't ask stupid questions like that.
I'm tired.
What is this?
It's a squid ink pen.
Squid ink pen!
Here it is.
Squid ink pen.
Squid ink pen!
Here it is.
After all these things came out,
like the hammerhead chef's place,
or the Cho Chi An school's place,
squid ink pen!
It's simple.
I don't need it.
Ouch!
Don't stab me like you do in America!
You're scary.
Don't stab me from my neck!
It's painful.
I'm sorry.
Don't stab me like you do in America!
Who said that?
It's 3,800 yen.
It's worth it.
It's funny.
Don't make fun of me.
Hey, hey, hey!
There's nothing to say.
Again!
We have the same eyes. What should we do?
I added some original parts.
Last year's spring cabbage.
It was easy to put in.
I could cut it and eat it.
This is a good model.
What was difficult for you?
Revolving the scissors.
What do you mean?
So, again, everyone gave it their all.
From here, you can see that you have to work harder and harder.
That's right.
Oh, that's how it is!
You put yourself in work mode.
Okay, I'll do it.
You have the will to do it.
The next presenter is this person.
Please come in!
Who will it be?
Thank you!
It's a success!
It's a coincidence!
First of all, everyone, please look at this picture!
Now, this is...
What is this?
...the MC of this show, "We Are Downtown"!
That's not it!
"We Are" is not it!
That's not it!
That's disgusting!
That's not it!
When only you two are intensely different, everyone goes "oh"!
No, no, no...
But Hamada-san's language is similar.
Hamada-san's language is similar.
If you look at it like this...
...it looks like you.
That's right.
Actually, everyone, these two are not "downtown" people!
I know!
They are impersonators of "downtown" people, "down-so- ta-uso" people!
Anyway, this is the theory I brought with me today!
If it's a four-way street, you can shoot without being noticed even if you're "down-so-ta-uso" people!
That's interesting!
When I saw it in person, I thought it looked like this.
Ah, I see, I see.
It's not like that!
Ah, I see, I see.
It's rude of you two to say "it's not like that"!
I saw something scary, so is there anything you'd like to see?
Would you like to see it?
Yes!
Yes, here it is!
If it's in the countryside, even in Dausotauso,
surprisingly, you can come here without being noticed.
So, we visited Kasama City, Ibaraki Prefecture.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Oh, you look alike!
This is currently Dausotauso.
Matsumoto and Hitoshi look alike.
Matsumoto isn't that much,
but Hamada is getting older,
and his appearance is more similar to before.
However...
Matsumoto, what do you think of this setup?
What do you think?
It's fine, right?
Doesn't it look old?
It's fun
What is it?
This area
And the distance
If you look up like this, there's a lot of wrinkles
It's noisy
You suck
It's not clear
His speaking ability is like Kusshi in the fashion industry
But it looks like it could work
Let's check it out
The way he walks is cool
It's typical
It happens sometimes
It feels good
It's different from the city
It's not bad
The car is here
It doesn't end
Are you working?
He's off today
Is he filming something?
Yes, he is
He's walking
He's not good at talking
It looks like it could work
It's not clear
He's talking about himself
I've seen it before
I like that album
He's not good at talking
Seriously?
It's not bad
What do you think of him?
He's funny
What do you think of him?
He's just normal
It looks like it could work
But he's not good at talking
Hello
He's funny
He's not good at talking
He's funny
He's smiling
He's talking about downtown
He's smiling
He's lying
He's not good at talking
What do you think of him on TV?
He's good at both
He's good
He's not good at talking
Thank you
I'll give you eggplant
Thank you
We could make her misunderstand
Do you know him?
She's here
Do you know him?
You don't know him, do you?
I thought you looked like him
How do you know me?
Of course
Many people noticed that you look like him
But
The investigation continued
You're Hamachan
It's Masaya
You're filming today
I won't say it
I'll bring him
Who?
It's okay
You don't look like him
She's so excited
I'm sorry
- Let's see. - That's it.
- Right? - Yes.
- It's okay. - How is it, Mom?
- On TV and at home? - On TV?
- You're so handsome. - See?
- You're so handsome. - What do you mean?
- You're not handsome on TV. - You're ugly on TV.
- You're ugly on TV.
- We're both ugly on TV. - You look good.
- How is it? - Mom, it's rare for you to do this.
- A handshake? - Yes.
Thank you very much.
- Thank you. - I'm happy for you.
- Thank you, Hitoshi. - Thank you.
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
- Dekopihama-chan. - Dekopihama-chan.
- Dekopihama-chan is laughing all the time. - She's laughing a lot.
- That's right. She's happy. - She's happy.
- She can't sleep tonight. - She's so happy.
- She's excited. - I feel like I'm going to lose weight.
And now, a spoiler.
- I feel like I'm going to lose weight. - Actually...
- We're exactly like Downtown. - Exactly like Downtown.
- You're lying! - It's true.
- You're lying! - No, I don't believe it.
- You're lying! It's true! - No, I don't believe it.
- You're lying! - No, I don't believe it.
- I'm sorry. - No, I don't believe it.
- Even if they told her they're exactly like Downtown, - I don't believe it.
- some people didn't believe it. - I don't believe it.
- It's amazing. - Even so...
- Can we interview you? - Yes.
- She's young. - I'm Hamada and Matsumoto.
- I didn't know you existed. - I didn't know you existed.
- I thought you were real. - Thank you.
Surprisingly, many young people don't realize it.
According to the survey, in Kasama City...
- 43% of people thought you were real. - It's amazing.
- It's only half. - By the way...
Hamada's one-shot is more similar.
- Even if you go to the city, you won't know. - It's 100%.
- Is it possible? - Is it possible?
So, we moved to Osaka and added more tension.
This is impossible!
- Wow, it's been a while. - Is it bad?
Ask him in Osaka, too.
You know...
I'm wearing clothes in a funny corner.
- I'm doing a lot of things. - Don't you say that?
They're shooting a cityscape with no contents.
- Hamada! - I'm human!
- Of course! - Of course!
- You're right! - Of course!
- Are you ready to shake hands? - No way!
- It's special, right? - There's no way you're so nice!
- There's no way you'd shake hands with me! - We're sorry, everyone!
- We're acting, right?
- As I said, we'll respond with unbelievable real - life face-to-face interviews. - Amazing!
- For some reason, many people fall for it. - Amazing!
- It's different from what I thought.
- I thought you were pretty big. - I'm small, right?
- I'm a little short. - I thought you were pretty cool.
- But you're so nice! - You're so nice!
- I've never seen you this close. - It's tough for ugly people like you.
- You're pretty. - If you'd noticed, I'd have kicked you.
"To Misunderstand" is...
"To Laugh At Yourself With Your Dekopin" is...
"Dangerous Women" is...
- I'm actually an impersonator, Sopperi-san. - Really?
- Are you really different? - You're lying!
- I'm not lying! - I'm really surprised!
- Which one? - Which one?
- Even after that... - What?
- It's Emo-chan!
- She's right there, near the emcee. - Are you okay?
- It's Emo-chan! - I mean...
- I mean, if you're near an emcee... - I'm okay!
- I've never seen you like this. - I'm okay!
- Is it okay to film you? - No, no, it's okay.
- It's okay. - No, no, it's okay!
- It's okay. - It's okay.
According to a survey in Osaka...
...32% people think that it's the real Hamada.
- It's in Osaka! - Ta-dah!
- It's great! - It's my first time seeing an emcee like him!
- He's the one? - Yes.
- He's surprisingly manly! - Manly?!
- What's with that look? - What!
- Why are you looking at me like that? - He's not good at this.
Why are you pulling me?
Are you a fan of me?
I'm a big fan of you.
I can see it now.
I'm glad I could talk a lot.
Downtown is looked down upon by the people of the city.
How was it?
Amazing.
You have something in common.
You are like me.
You have something in common.
You laugh like me.
I don't say "nyahaha".
You say it often.
You just don't know it, Amada san.
You are like me.
You were angry.
You are not angry.
You are ignoring me.
You don't have to say funny things on the set.
No one asked you for a talk.
Hitoshi Matsumoto, who met his father in the countryside, said, "Then I'll give you eggplant."
It also worked well.
I'll give you that allowance.
Thank you very much.
I'll give you eggplant.
Do you need eggplant?
Of course I do.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
It's "Everyone's Theory Corner".
Here is tonight's presenter.
Thank you very much.
I have a theory about a saying today.
Here is the theory.
There is a limit to how much a zombie can produce.
Thank you very much.
Do you know this saying?
It's impossible for a zombie to produce so much.
It's as it is.
That's right, but...
Yamamoto-san, do you know it?
I know it. I don't have motor nerves.
You don't, do you?
That's why a newborn baby doesn't have motor nerves.
No, it's not like that.
She's just talking about a zombie's ecology.
A zombie just produces a zombie.
For example, even though Yamamoto-san doesn't have motor nerves,
a baby won a gold medal at the Olympics.
That's right.
That's what it is.
But this time, we've narrowed it down to a study version.
Yes, we've done some research.
V!
TR!
Why don't you stop saying "T" in the middle?
Tombi and Takaoya have a limited theory.
This time, we'll investigate the academic board Tombi and Takaoya.
So, we'll listen to Takaoko and Today's students, who are the best in Japan, and start looking for their parents.
Excuse me, this is TVS TV, but can we interview you for a moment?
Yes, of course.
Excuse me, are you two Today's students?
Yes, we are.
What are you studying?
Well, in Europe...
We are studying about information law called GDPR.
By the way, we are asking about your parents' educational background.
Can you tell us about your parents' educational background?
My father is from Tokyo University and my mother is from Jochi University.
My father is from Hitotsubashi University and my mother is from Tsunajuku Girls' High School.
My father is from Tokyo University.
My mother graduated from Tokyo University Faculty of Science.
My father is from Tokyo University and my parents are from Osaka University Faculty of Medicine.
As expected, parents of Tokyo University students are mostly highly educated people.
It's not easy to find a good parent.
In order to enter Tokyo University, you need money and education.
In other words, your parents are highly educated people.
I don't know what you're talking about.
My parents spent money on education.
He's been talking about it all the time.
There was also a Tokyo University student who talked about it painfully.
He conducted further investigation.
I think my mother graduated from Tokyo University.
He found a high school graduate.
In addition...
My father graduated from Tokyo University and my parents both graduated from Tokyo University.
Both of you?
I'm the second highest grader in high school.
I graduated from both schools.
Did your older sister go to school?
I also graduated from Tokyo University.
What about your grandparents?
They also graduated from Tokyo University.
Although high-speed flyers have been found to a certain extent, medium-speed flyers whose existence itself is rare are hard to find.
Well then, what do the students of Tohoku University think about the fact that tombi are born hawks in the first place?
Even if the parents are low in ability, children still have 20 years of time until they become adults, and in the end, I think it depends on one's own efforts.
I think it's not something that can be determined only by DNA.
I think it's an environment rather than an identity.
Historically, there have been many cases in which geniuses were born from poor households and craftsmen's houses.
Do you know the phrase "tombi are born hawks"?
Tombi are born hawks
Is it dangerous?
I don't know.
There were students of Tohoku University who didn't know the phrase itself, but in their academic history, there were many opinions that "tombi can be born hawks".
Then, is there really a "tombi are born hawks" from "tombi are born hawks"?
How much do you know about your parents' academic history?
My parents' academic history?
My father is in middle school, so he became a "tombi are born hawks".
Is your father a "tombi are born hawks"?
Yes, he is.
There it is! We've finally found the "tombi are born hawks" parent!
My dad wanted to be a linguist.
But now I'm not a linguist at all. I'm a cameraman.
Because I'm a middle school student, my classmates were worried about me.
They thought I would become like them.
They asked me if I didn't have to go to kindergarten.
What do you think of the phrase "tombi are born hawks"?
I don't think it's a sudden change.
The reason I'm called "tombi are born hawks" is because I'm a hawk.
But I grew up like a hawk, so I'm called "tombi are born hawks" now.
I think it's fun.
I think it's because of my parents' upbringing.
I think it's up to the hawk to become a hawk or a tombi.
So, not only is she a linguist, but she also has a high personality.
I see.
I don't know what you mean by "tombi are born hawks" anymore.
What did you say?
tombi are born hawks
You said it, didn't you?
tombi are born hawks
Are you that tired?
Did you say it?
tombi are born hawks
Did you say "tombi are born hawks"?
I said it.
I said it once.
I said "tombi are born hawks" properly for the second time.
You said it wrong again.
Was it this harsh?
What?
Is this a place for harsh speech?
Are you trying to deceive us?
No, I'm not trying to deceive you.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what you're talking about.
So, next...
Do you know "Koraoji"?
I miss it.
Tsumuno knows it, too.
It's a prank show.
It's a prank show called "Star Prank Maru Hyoukoku".
There's an old man who says "kora" when you pass by.
He says "kora" in front of you.
That's right.
That's the only prank show.
It's usually behind the big tools.
Behind the studio.
This time, we brought a theory about "koraoji".
It's this one.
A man wearing a silk hat and a sticky "koraoji" style is walking along a mysterious big tool path.
If you walk along it, you'll be very careful.
Of course I'll do it.
Anyone who knows will do it.
I'll do it.
You will do it, right?
I'll do it too.
This "koraoji" style is just walking past it and saying "kora!"
I won't say it.
This is funny!
This program was brought to you by the following sponsors.
We have to go to the dressing room for this.
A man wearing a silk hat and a sticky "koraoji" style is walking along a mysterious big tool path.
If you walk along it, you'll be very careful.
This program was brought to you by "ungirls" and "tanaka".
Do you know who "tanaka" is?
I'll do it.
He's suspicious!
He's walking along the big tool path for some reason.
"koraoji" style is walking past it and saying "kora!"
I won't say it.
This was a mistake.
Wait a minute.
You are quite cautious.
As expected, he was cautious.
This was a mistake.
With this, the theory is proven.
Since it's a pity, we will continue the verification.
Can you do anything?
Isn't it easy?
Anyone can do it.
The extra failed by Cora was packed by A.D.
He dared to show it to Tanaka.
Which one?
Can I say it from there?
Can I go back there?
It's hard.
He asked for a mysterious take 2.
It was scary up there.
He dared to show it to Tanaka.
What's going on?
I won't say it.
You just shout when you pass each other.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Can you do it?
Shall we practice?
Look at me.
Go ahead.
Louder!
He failed.
He shouldn't have shown it.
The next one is take 3.
It's hard.
The previous one was hard, too.
What should I do?
This is it!
You made a mistake.
This is it!
This is hard.
So, here is a story.
What is it? I don't know what it is.
I was walking along a mysterious road.
A man walking towards me told me to be careful.
I did it.
At first, I thought my face was exposed.
Your face was exposed.
My face was exposed?
You are disqualified for being an entertainer.
And this time, it is a star prank.
Additional verification by Nonomura Makoto.
(Laughter)
You suck!
This is terrible.
You suck!
As expected of Nonomura Makoto, he showed us what he is capable of.
(Laughter)
You suck!
(Laughter)
So, in the same way, take two.
Take two.
However...
What about Sui-chan?
She doesn't look like she's paying attention.
Hey!
No, I'm talking louder.
What are you doing?
She's angry at me.
She's angry at me for doing this to you.
Sorry.
She told me what you're doing.
I'm here because of you.
And so...
The story of the monomera is over.
You don't need that, do you?
You went too far.
You shouldn't have looked at me like that.
You're so stubborn.
But I think it's strange that it's just you two.
I'm sure there were more people on the show.
Maybe there were.
But...
It's strange that it's just you two.
That's right.
Actually, we were planning to do it with these two, too.
But there was one more thing that was interesting.
So, we'll cut the video.
Gomeito Matsumoto.
Next week is a collaboration special with Todayo.
A big eater quiz.
I'm eating sushi and wondering what to do.
A battle between a stomach and a brain.
Who will win?
And...
If you touch me, I'll leave immediately.
He's running away from his fans.
Wait a minute.
Who will survive from a blind hunter to the end?
Please remember me.
"The Past" will be broadcast on Parabi.