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"Sasuyomi no dan dan" Thank you for coming.
Let's get started.
Here is the first presenter.
Thank you for coming.
When you talk with your seniors,
you don't mean it, but you make them angry with small words.
You made them angry with words you thought were good.
If you use a magic word, you will never be angry.
What?
No matter how rude you are, you will never be angry.
Magic word?
Here it is.
If you use "iimide", you will never be angry.
No way.
"Iimide"?
This is a very useful word.
For example, Nishimura-san,
if you say "iimide", you will never be angry, right?
No way.
Hamada-san, you said "iimide", but you said "gara" instead of "iimide", didn't you?
You said "gara", but you said "iimide", didn't you?
You are angry now.
You said "gara", but you said "iimide", didn't you?
If you say "iimide" afterwards, you will never be angry, right?
"Iimide" is not funny.
And,
they investigated veteran entertainers who are still working.
Who has the longest career?
And, they tested various competitions to find out if they are excited.
[TV Heroes of Wednesdays]
If you add "in a good way", you can verify the theory that you can't get angry with any bad words.
First of all, the first person to say bad words is...
Good morning.
"Goodbye youthful light", Morita.
And his target is...
Kuwabata Ohara and Kuwabata Rie.
Kuwabata!
This time, while waiting for the fake Machi Bura location...
Machi Mentsu!
...they're pushing each other in a nice way in the middle of their own location bus.
I'm getting irritated.
The person who says bad things...
Yes, yes, yes.
Kuwabata Ohara and Kuwabata Rie...
They'll definitely get angry.
They've only been together once or twice in a show.
But it's not that important.
But he's scary.
He's scary.
And Kuwabata Ohara and Kuwabata Rie say bad things...
And?
In a good way, it's not funny at all.
Is it scary?
Do you say that?
Do you say that to Kuwabata Ohara and Kuwabata Rie?
Is it okay?
He's quite offensive.
Is it scary?
No, it's scary.
You don't know where the evil spirits are.
Can you make a funny comment with such evil spirits in a good way?
Where are you going?
They're excited.
Do you do street broadcasts?
I don't do street broadcasts at all.
I've only done history programs since I was a kid.
I think it's because I'm a housewife.
Kuwabata Ohara and Kuwabata Rie say bad things...
In a good way, it's not funny at all.
Is it scary?
How can I say it...
The way you say it is...
In a good way, it's not funny at all.
I like the feeling of it.
It's scary.
Scary, scary, scary.
Can I say it quickly?
Yes.
In a good way.
How can I say it...
From a housewife's point of view...
Housewives are people who are not funny at all.
I like the way you look at it.
The way you look at it...
In a good way...
Then tell me how I can't be funny.
If you can't be funny in a good way...
Then tell me how I can be funny in a good way.
It's worth praising you, but you can't be in a good mood at all.
It's in a good way, isn't it?
It's not in a good way.
You can't be funny.
Who else says that?
Well...
It's painful.
Mr. Ogata of Panther.
In a good way, it's not funny at all.
I think I know what you mean.
It's a little slippery, but it's funny.
Do you think I'm like that?
No, it's not like that.
In a good way, it's not funny at all.
In a good way...
Well...
Mr. Ogata made a mistake.
It's better than you think.
In a bad way, it's not funny at all.
You can't say that.
In a good way...
You can't say that.
It's not funny at all.
That's why I like you.
I'm doing it from the point of view of a housewife.
A housewife has no choice but to push you.
He seems to be a little angry, but in a good way, he manages to endure it, so here's an additional command.
I'm going to have you pass the second bad word.
You can do it! You can do it!
Well, you know...
I saw it this morning, too.
In the middle of the night, around dawn, around four o'clock, there's a telecommunications program.
I like that kind of thing, but...
In a good way, it's only a telecommunications program.
That's a good one.
No, it's not like that.
No, I know! But you're right!
There's only telecommunications right now.
No, it's not like that.
The short hair that comes in from time to time and...
In a good way, Tsuruhan is the only one who comes out.
That's what makes the product stand out.
Tsuruhan comes out to make the product stand out.
I feel like I'm only doing this job.
On the contrary, I'm serious and serious.
To be honest, I feel like I want to hit you.
Surprisingly, Tsuruhan didn't get caught that much.
So, here's the story.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
This is a show called "Downtown" on Wednesdays.
If you say it in a good way, you won't get scolded for any bad words.
No, I won't!
I'm pretty bold.
I don't know why he's like this.
He's crazy.
Even if you say it in a good way, it doesn't feel good.
The next person to challenge in a good way is...
Komiya Sanshiro.
And his target is...
Boss?
Boss Yasuda.
The bad words that Komiya will say in "Downtown" are...
In a good way, it's "your luggage".
What do you mean?
You're the boss!
"Your luggage" is pretty bad.
It's pretty bad, isn't it?
However, can these magical words "in a good way" be ineffective?
I guess it's the same for Boss Yasuda.
Kuro-chan is featured quite a lot now.
That's right.
That's amazing.
Hiro-san also has a lot of work.
I don't know why, but I heard that Hiro-san is training to dismantle a tuna.
So, Kuro-chan and Hiro-san are in good shape.
That's right.
So, Kuro-chan and Hiro-san are in good shape.
So, it's like "your luggage".
"Your luggage"?
In a good way.
"Your luggage" is too slow.
"In a good way" is too slow.
"In a good way", you say.
"In a good way", you say "your luggage".
"Your luggage" is pretty bad.
"In a good way", you say...
It's like "koskasabaru", isn't it?
It's like "jamayan".
"In a good way", you say "your luggage".
You're calm.
I'm scared.
Do your best.
"In a good way", you say "your luggage".
"In a good way", you say...
It's not good.
You're drinking a lot of tea.
It's like "praising" you.
That's right.
"Praising" you.
"Praising" me?
It's my first time to be praised about my luggage.
I don't know what to do.
It's hard to say "thank you"
I want to say "thank you", but I don't know if I'm saying "thank you"
He didn't say "thank you", but he didn't get angry.
The last challenger is...
Kamai, Yamauchi.
And the target of bad words is...
TKO, Kimo.
We're not that close.
I've been working with you for a year on the radio.
I'd like to ask you for advice.
You asked me to go out for a meal with you.
You have a good sense of humor.
I've heard a lot of things since I was young.
What did you say?
I've heard a lot of things.
I'm careful about what I say.
I see.
The target of bad words is...
The bowl is small.
I'm sure he'll say that.
I think he's worried about that.
What do you mean?
I think he's trying to show the bowl bigger.
That's a bad word.
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Stand up, wear a mask and play rock-paper- scissors.
Let's be idols.
This is their first meal together.
They will do a challenge in a complete private space.
I'm nervous.
I'm a person who is concerned about small things.
The bowl is too big for me.
I have to stand up and say, "Hey, you're dirty."
If I slip, I slip.
If I pick it up, I pick it up.
You put out the bowl and feel it, don't you?
I think you have a small bowl.
Me?
Yes, you.
In a good way.
I think you have a small bowl.
In a good way.
You have a small bowl, so you can see a lot of things.
In a good way.
Yes, in a good way.
The bowl is too small for me.
In a good way.
Thank goodness.
I was caught.
You have a real skill.
But you don't have a real skill.
But...
I'm angry.
What do you mean "in a good way"?
I'm angry.
In a good way.
Say it in a good way.
In a good way.
I'm shocked.
In a good way.
You're lecturing me.
I don't think you can say it in a good way.
Yes.
So...
Oh, no.
So...
Yes.
You're angry, right?
Yes.
You're angry, right?
May I eat it?
Yes, I'm sorry.
You're not in a good mood.
I don't think so.
You don't have anything, do you?
For example, like this.
It's like a mountain of rice.
I can't do it anymore.
When you eat for the first time...
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I thought you talked like you were talking.
You said it in a good way.
I didn't say it in a good way.
You're angry, right?
I don't know.
I don't think it's a useful word.
You're angry, right?
Yes, I'm angry.
He's not angry.
He's not locked in a good way.
He's caught.
He added bad things again.
It's next to the radio.
So, when I talk...
I've been thinking about this.
When I'm working and I'm busy...
Or when I have a competition...
I'm always in front of the M1.
But you always...
You always have a good sense of humor.
Every time you come to work...
You always have a good sense of humor.
That's what I think.
You always have a good sense of humor.
That's right.
I think it's hard for you to do your best every time.
That's right.
I'm trying to do my best.
I'm back.
It's a good thing.
It's hard for you to do your best.
I'm trying to do my best.
But it's hard for me.
I've been thinking about it a lot.
I'm sorry.
As a result...
The bowl is smaller than the smell of his mouth.
Kino was caught.
I went to the smell of his mouth.
I went back to the bowl again.
That's embarrassing.
That's the most embarrassing thing.
As a result...
His life was saved.
But his body was damaged.
In a good way, that's why he lived like this.
That's right.
That's too much.
And he was a type of person who was easy to play with.
That's right.
He was easy to make angry.
He was a little cold.
He was cold.
But in a bad way, Mr. Kimoto was persistent.
In a bad way?
In a bad way.
I think there are other words like that.
When you say something, you say it with a sigh, right?
Yes.
And when you say it with honorifics, you say "Ah..."
You have to put up with it.
But when you go home and ask if he's lying, you say "No, I'm not lying."
You can catch up with him with honorifics.
Yes.
He comes to me and says "You have to cut it out with this."
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Please raise your head!
Anri's boyfriend.
That's right.
"That's right"?
I didn't think of it.
I don't know, but you said a mysterious scream.
I didn't think of it.
Nice to meet you!
This time, it's about a part-time job that a comedian is doing.
Until about seven years ago, I worked as a deliveryman.
That's right.
How about you, Daisuke?
Until I was about 33 years old, I worked as a taxi driver.
I worked a lot.
I went to the kitchen and worked until I was about 33 years old.
This time, I have a theory like this.
This is it.
The longest-running entertainer who is still working.
RITTON INVESTIGATION TEAM THEORY.
This is not good.
That's right.
He is RITTON INVESTIGATION TEAM.
He is 34 years old.
He is older than DOWNTOWN.
He is about four years older than DOWNTOWN.
Is he still working?
It's a theory that he's still working.
This is the longest-running entertainer who is still working.
I'm wondering how long you'll investigate me.
CONARD INVESTIGATION TEAM THEORY.
The longest-running entertainer who is still working.
RITTON INVESTIGATION TEAM THEORY.
This time, over 20 years of his career,
RITTON INVESTIGATION TEAM THEORY.
The monthly salary of an entertainer is less than 50,000 yen on average.
RITTON INVESTIGATION TEAM THEORY.
First of all, he is 22 years of his career.
He is the finalist of "KING OF CON" and "ONIGASHIMA I AM NODA".
What kind of part-time job do you do?
I make alcohol.
I work about 10 days a month.
What did you say at "KING OF CON"?
I said "I can quit my part-time job now!" at the press conference.
But I haven't given up at all.
I've been doing my part-time job all the time.
I got a job when I was on "King of Control"
But it's gradually disappearing.
Next, 20 years of experience.
He is an actor with experience of being a finalist of "R-1".
I work as a tool for concerts, festivals and events.
For example, I prepare and pack tools for "King of Control".
I also bring tools back from the site.
Of course, it's frustrating that I'm doing my part-time job.
Actually, I did my part-time job at "Tatsugawa".
At "Yatsui" festival of "electric comic",
I did all the preparation, appearance and dismissal by myself.
I went to the site and did it all by myself.
How did you feel when you did it?
It was crazy.
I did it all.
Next, 23rd year of acting career,
"the manzai" finalist,
elshara khan, yamamoto shiroi.
46 years old.
How long have you been working in this karaoke house?
It's been about 20 years.
20 years?
20 years, yes.
Wow.
I often have trouble with customers.
The connection is worse than people.
It's a little harder to hear than people.
For example, you get an intercom and ask for edamame.
You just ask, "Did you bring it?"
But edamame is not on the menu.
So you think it's edamame.
You make edamame and serve it.
You say edamame, but you serve edamame.
Then customers get angry that you didn't order edamame.
What did you order?
I ordered miso ramen.
Huh?
I heard it wrong.
That's my fault, but miso ramen is not on the menu either.
Why do you ask for it?
Because it's worse.
And his partner, Seiwa, is working at a call center and making jokes every day.
Even if he makes it to the finalist of the comedy show race to determine the best in Japan,
he can't get out of his part-time life.
It's a tough situation for the entertainment world.
Yamano, a black piner with 25 years of experience, works at an izakaya kitchen.
Harada, a 29-year-old with 17 years of experience...
I have to go to the Nelton party.
I've been working at a restaurant for 20 years.
Wow.
And Shinji, a cute member who has been working as a cleaner for 26 years before becoming a comedian.
On top of that, Otako-kun, a comedian with 28 years of experience, works for a cleaning company where many comedians belong.
How is it working with so many comedians?
It's fun.
I see.
"It's easier for me than working with ordinary people." "It's fun." "It's easier for me emotionally, too."
And the person in charge of such a comedian cleaning company is Kinoshita Patapata Mama, who has been in the industry for 24 years.
"What do you do for a living?" "Oh, comedians."
About 70 comedians work part-time.
I've been promoted.
I'm now the president of the company's Tokyo Sales Department.
I'm also in charge of commissioning.
I'm in charge of management business in general.
By the way, when did you start working here?
I started working part-time seven years ago.
I was working normally.
It's getting more and more rumors.
I'm aiming for a company where comedians can work easily.
Some people are lying.
Some people have auditioned.
Some people have rehearsed for a live performance.
Some people are obviously lying.
I'm chasing them all the way to the theater.
Is there anyone you want to work with?
Gambaleluya.
They came all the way from Osaka.
They said they wanted to work at our company.
I interviewed both of them.
They started working for a while.
But they sold out quickly.
I couldn't get in touch with them anymore.
So I really want them to give me back my uniform.
Next, 60 years old.
The oldest part-time comedian.
I want to be myself.
It brings back memories.
By the way, how long have you been doing comedy?
I started comedy when I was 19 years old.
I'm 60 years old now.
In the meantime, I got married and raised children and cats.
I've been resting for 17 years.
This is Chomi Miya.
She has a blank, but her debut was earlier than "Downtown" in 1977.
Currently, she works part-time with two snacks and is also active as a comedian.
What is the most recent job you did as a comedian?
Maybe it's a theater.
"I was on "Shinsaibashi Kadodani" for New Year's Day."
New Year's Day?
Yes.
Comedians who have been working part-time for more than 20 years know that there are many of them.
From now on, we will announce the highest ranking.
Is Ritton Investigation Team really in first place?
Yes, I think so.
The fifth place is...
These two people with 30 years of acting experience.
Matsuoka Shingo, who was active in "Vocabulary Heaven" etc. in "Downtown Korokoro" in the past.
Otami Taga, who had some quality in ground-based programs at one time.
I'm handing out photos for posting now.
I'm in charge of it.
The fourth place is...
These three people with 31 years of acting experience are in first place.
First of all, Wanderers Yoshio Doi.
By the way, what kind of job do you do now?
I'm an operator at a call center.
Operator.
When was Doi's brightest moment?
I worked with Mr. Asashiya for a year.
"Asashiya Mansion Story".
"Ibushiin no shimoneta".
I quit my part-time job for the first time at that time.
As expected of Doi's acting career,
most of the entertainers have seen the sun rise only once.
However, this man...
When was the last time you watched TV?
The last time I watched TV was when I was 23 years old,
so I think it was 25 years ago.
He is a small-scale entertainer with 31 years of acting experience.
He is young and enthusiastic.
What kind of part-time job do you do now?
Now, I work at a barbecue restaurant for about 15 years.
Next, from Yoshimoto,
Chihara brothers and Fujiwara's motivated entertainer,
Chance Oshiro.
Last year, Chance Oshiro also appeared in "That Slippery Story",
but now...
He has a part-time job as a lumberjack worker.
What do you do when you're angry?
No, I don't know much about it.
So you don't know what this man is doing?
I don't know anything about it.
I don't ask anything.
Do you often have a situation like that?
Yes, I do.
What are you doing?
Dig this part
Why are you digging?
I don't know
Why are you carrying this?
I don't know
Why are you carrying this?
I don't know
Chansu Oshiro is working as he is told every day.
He has a salary of about 80,000 yen per month with his entertainment and part-time pay.
He continues to live a busy life.
What kind of work was it?
I don't know
What does it mean?
I don't know
I don't know anything
When it's over, it's over
Yes
Then it's over for now
What is it?
This is amazing
Part-time entertainer career ranking.
The third place is...
32 years of career, Mitsuma Japan.
In the late 90s, Mitsuma Japan appears in many TV programs and has completely disappeared from the media.
What kind of part-time job do you do?
I'm doing a part-time job as a housekeeper.
What kind of part-time job do you do?
I'm doing a housekeeper job.
What kind of part-time job do you do?
I'm doing a part-time job as a comedian.
What kind of part-time job do you do?
I'm doing a part-time job as a comedian.
What kind of part-time job do you do?
I'm doing a part-time job as a comedian.
What kind of part-time job do you do?
So far, it has been provided by the sponsor you are watching.
You two had a snack together.
A friend's mother was there.
Oh, that's right.
You two also had a part-time job.
Part-time entertainer career ranking first place is...
34th year of career, "Ritton Investigation".
So, it's a great win.
I don't know what kind of win it is.
Thank you for coming.
Oh, you two are not here.
What kind of part-time job do you do?
Well...
I'm the president of "Kinoshita".
I'm the president of "Kinoshita" of "Patapata Mama".
I'm a sex offender.
Are you a sex offender?
Yes, I am.
You are one of the 70 sex offenders in "Kinoshita".
Yes, I am.
It's quite recent.
I have a long career.
But my colleagues teach me how to work.
How often do you go there?
About 100,000 times.
What is the most recent job you did as an entertainer?
On December 27th of last year,
I made a joke with a pin on a snack.
Is it like a representative work of an entertainer?
A representative work...
Among me, it's "Downtown".
I did a show with "Downtown".
Hey!
"Downtown" by Kazawa.
Good!
How much was the highest monthly salary at that time?
At that time, it wasn't that much...
But as for the highest monthly salary, it was 800,000 yen.
He used to be active as an entertainer, but now he works as a cleaner and grows plants.
On the other hand, his partner Mizuno-san...
What kind of part-time job do you do?
I'm a cleaner at a manga cafe.
I clean and shower.
I get paid more than 10,000 yen a day.
I get paid 1,300 yen hourly.
How much do you earn?
From 16,000 to 20,000 yen.
How much do you earn from part-time jobs?
I think I earn about 23,000 yen at most.
How much do you earn as an entertainer?
I can't reach that amount of money.
It's like zero.
But you get used to it.
Do you have a representative work as an entertainer?
I was in "Mizuno-kingdom" on MX TV.
I was in "Nasuta Kanmori-bang".
Now they are working together.
Ritton Investigation Team is now focused on their work and life.
But there is one problem.
It became clear by graphing the ups and downs of an entertainer's life.
What is the difference in their way of thinking about laughter?
When I started working as an entertainer, my feelings became more fulfilling.
At that time, my income was maximum.
I see.
Then, the theater closed.
I don't know if I should say this.
I found out about it later, but Mizuno-san refused.
What do you mean? You refused the theater?
He said he didn't want to make a joke that would embarrass the audience.
Like "Luminé" or something like that?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
Well, I thought it wouldn't fit our story, so I refused to appear in it now.
Oh, is that so?
Yes. Well, if you look at it in detail, there is a hint.
Is there a hint?
Yes, there is.
Whether you accept it or not, it doesn't feel fulfilling.
I'm like "Why am I doing this kind of story?"
Then I wonder if I'm doing something else like a concert.
No, I'm not doing anything.
So you lost your job?
Of course I lost my job, too.
Even if I don't appear on TV, I can live in a theater, buy a car, build a house, and rent a house.
Just in a theater.
So you don't do a lot of comedy stories now?
No, I don't.
But if you're doing "Luminé" or something like that, do you need a part-time job?
Well, like I said earlier, it's kind of different.
Mr. Fujiwara, do you agree with that?
I don't think I agree with it.
He chose a stable path.
Even if he lost his job, he wanted to pursue his own laughter.
Don't get me started on that.
So you and Ms. Mizuno...
We've met about once or twice a year in the past five years.
So there was a time when we didn't know if she was alive or not.
I put "Lytton Mizuno" on Twitter like an ego search.
When I looked it up, I saw general public's eyewitness reports and thought, "Oh, Ms. Mizuno is alive."
I'm always a little worried about that.
As expected, he was worried about such a partner.
The truth spilled out of Fujiwara's mouth.
Investigator Ritton, who has been in business for 34 years.
They are...
Will there be a day when they will stand on the stage where the dazzling spotlight hits again?
Do you have any live performances?
Well...
We are planning a one-man live performance in April.
Really?
Yes.
Well...
We are doing it properly.
At the end of the year...
I didn't have any work.
It's my first time since I debuted.
I thought I would disappear like this on New Year's Day.
I thought it might be a chance.
I thought it might be a chance to create a new me.
Are you going to do your best in the future?
Yes.
I think it's okay for me to be specialized in music.
In my feelings...
It's the most fulfilling now.
I've finally realized the fun of comedy.
Are you going to raise your salary to 100 million yen?
I'm excited emotionally.
I'm motivated to do a lot of work again.
It's fulfilling in my heart.
Have you ever thought of quitting acting?
No.
I've never thought about it.
So, please look forward to the next "Ritton Investigation Team".
It's crazy good.
What is this V?
It's crazy good V, but it's not enough to make me cry.
But it's like that.
I felt a bit of compatibility.
I see.
But you two, in a good way, you're wearing a lot of baldness.
Well, baldness is bald no matter how you look at it.
There's no good or bad.
Daisuke, you don't see him anymore?
That's right.
Well, about ten years ago, when I was doing a new drama in "Luminesa Yoshimoto", I often met you.
I see.
I haven't met you much recently, but you came to me a lot.
I see.
I don't know if it's a comedian's style, but it was a deep V.
That's right.
You came to me a lot.
But Hamada-san looks like you all the time.
I don't look like you.
How do you feel about it?
Well, I don't have a broom.
You don't have a broom.
You only had a part-time job, so you don't know.
You must have been tired of your job.
You're getting older and older.
You have worries, don't you?
You have a broom, don't you?
You have a broom when you're blowing electricity.
You put strength in your feet.
You put strength in your feet and say you'll definitely win.
You have a broom and say you'll definitely change the electricity.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
It's "Everyone's Theory Corner".
Tonight's presenter is...
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
The three of you came.
That's right.
I'm happy.
Actually, it's been a while since the three of us came here.
On the big screen, we usually broadcast on VTR.
I don't really feel it.
Basically it's a prank.
No, we don't do that either.
Am I the presenter for today?
Yes, you are.
Make it quick.
Yes, thank you.
Please calm down.
It's too early for a prank.
We have a reason for you to be here.
We have a theory about you three.
Here is the theory.
The theory that you three will get excited.
I don't know what it is just by hearing it.
After this, you will be tested in various competitions.
The theory that you three will get excited.
This time, we will test your interest in one-on- one.
Your first interest is...
Table tennis.
This is a special table tennis for one-on-one.
The rules are based on the starting point.
The game ends when one player has zero points.
The players who will play are...
The world championship winners and professional players.
The best players in table tennis.
This is my first attempt.
I will do my best to win.
These three have been friends with table tennis for many years.
Of course, this is their first experience.
What will happen if one player increases?
What will happen?
Start.
The three-time confrontation has begun. First of all, table tennis.
Let's review the rules here.
As you can see, the number of players who made mistakes will decrease one point at a time.
Mizuno's intense smash. Yoshida couldn't pick it up.
And after that, Yoshida made mistakes in a row.
Eleven against eight against eleven.
Only one player is behind by three points.
Yoshida wants to get one point back somehow.
Oh, impossible ball from this angle!
But Miyuchi picked it up!
Mizuno made a mistake here.
A ball hit from a wrong direction unique to Mitsudomoe.
Miyuchi's fine play avoided it well.
As a result of inviting the opponent's mistakes...
It looks like a lot of fun!
Let's start with Yoshida's serve.
Yoshida has been winning three times in a row.
Here comes a chance ball!
Miyuchi is going for it!
But Yoshida is returning it well!
But it went too far!
I got hit from that angle.
My emotions are coming out of my face.
The ball went too far from the table and went to minus high school.
Yoshida can't catch up.
His face says it all.
After that, the game got heated up.
Both Yoshida and Miyuchi are going for a one-on- one match point.
It's a match point.
If either of Yoshida or Miyuchi makes a mistake, the game is over.
Five years.
It's a fierce battle on the internet.
Not a single three-pointer!
That's right.
Both of them...
It's getting heated up!
It's a fierce battle!
And it's over!
Yoshida!
Yoshida wins!
That was impressive!
How was it?
It was fun.
Right?
It was fun.
Both of them were good.
As the legend says, it was an exciting three- pointer match.
The next match is...
What's going on?
The three players will play against each other.
Start!
What's going on?
Now it's started.
Today's player is judo.
First of all, they are trying to figure out each other's way of playing.
Hey, what's going on?
Everyone is testing each other.
First of all...
He's been targeted.
Now he's aiming for Ishii.
It's a two-on-one situation.
And a double outside kick!
Oh, no!
It's a one-on-one situation.
A double outside kick from both sides is impossible.
Even Ishii, who weighs 120 kilograms, can't withstand it.
It looks like a fight.
And they're trying to suppress each other.
They're trying to suppress each other.
I think Ishii will be able to score.
Start!
Now it's a one-on-one situation.
Ishii scored a goal.
Now it's a one-on-one situation.
And now...
Enomoto is trying to catch Oguchi from behind.
Can Enomoto escape?
Wait!
Now it's a one-on-one situation.
Enomoto won by a narrow margin.
And now it's a three-on-one situation.
The next competition is...
Sumo.
These three will compete in a sumo match.
Next is sumo wrestling. What kind of match will it be?
They push each other far away!
And they throw each other's hands!
Just like judo, first, the tallest player is targeted.
Such a close match. Next is not sports, but this.
Othello.
Othello looks fun!
This time, you will play a game in black, white and red.
Three people from Tokyo University Othello Circle will compete.
As a result of the interest of the three people at the beginning of the game, the stone arrangement is as follows.
I see.
It looks fun.
Thank you.
Next is Othello.
First of all, the black player, Nagareda, returned a piece of red.
Next is the white player, Ishikawa.
He will return a piece of black and red to white.
And 30 minutes have passed while being confused by unfamiliar rules.
At this point, most of the board is filled with black and red, but...
Ishikawa of white takes advantage of the corner and returns all the diagonals to white.
Red and black here.
I see.
Ishikawa cuts it off and turns it around and goes into a one-on-one battle.
And the result is...
Thank you.
Kuro wins with 26 cards.
- Kuro won. - Really?
- You're lying. - I'm going to lose.
- Look at Kuro's hand. - Did it get stronger?
It's really good.
And...
- It's a draw. - It's a draw!
- It's a draw!
And so, the next battle is...
- Tsunahiki. - Tsunahiki?
This time, it's a battle on a special stage prepared by the show.
It's a defeat for the team that loses even one player.
The battle will be between these three teams of the Socialist Tsunahiki Club.
- I see. - Play!
- Bet! - Bet!
- The way they use their strength is completely different. - It's starting now.
It's the world's first ever Tsunahiki match.
It's hard to see where they're using their strength.
- They just have to do their best. - And so...
To the south is T.C. and to the left is Jyushin.
Is this a two-on-one situation?
Yokohama T.C. is in a difficult situation.
And so, even in Tsunahiki, a combination play occurs.
Two teams on the right side versus one team on the left side.
- And so... - Oh, it shook a little.
- Yokohama T.C. has fallen. - Huh? It's still going?
And so, it's a one-on-one battle where they have to play diagonally.
- And so, T.C. has fallen to the south. - Why are you breaking my balance?
The winner is Tokyo King.
And so, the three-on-one battle was mostly exciting.
Wow, it's exciting!
It was exciting, wasn't it?
Well, well...
You don't have to say "well, well".
I can say "it was exciting", but it's already on my face.
Please don't say it.
There is more!
There is more?
Of course!
Say it!
You surprised me!
Do you know "tap, tap, roll, paper", right?
Yes.
If the three of you do it, it will be very exciting, won't it?
Yes, it will be exciting.
So, in fact, here today,
we would like you, Downtown-san and Daisuke-san, to do it!
Thank you!
It will be very exciting!
Thank you!
So, the three-on-one "tap, tap, roll, paper" battle!
I don't know much about it.
Hey, please don't mess it up!
You guys are crazy!
It was "this" in the first place!
You guys are so into it!
You are really crazy!
OK, let's do it!
Ready, go!
"tap, tap, roll, paper", come on!
You are terrible!
That was good!
You guys practiced it!
You are late!
You guys are late!
Let's do it!
One, two...
"tap, tap, roll, paper", come on!
Eat something!
What just happened?
What's going on?
What did you say?
I couldn't hit you
That's what you said
You could have hit me
I hit you hard
But you said "spawn"
You're a professional player
Let's do it
It was like "ips"
ips
I'm sorry
Are you ready?
Let's do it
Hit me, hit me, rock, paper, scissors
You're fast
You hit me a lot
You hit me first
Let's do it
Hit me, hit me, rock, paper, scissors
Let's do it
You hit me first
You're too fast
You're fast
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
Let's do it
Hit me, hit me, rock, paper, scissors
You're too fast
Stop
Karate win
You lost
You got two already
I see
You lost
I'm sorry
It was fun
Next week
Happy Akatsu plan
Akatsu will challenge 100 theory titles in a week for 1 million yen
Katsumata kunikazu fan zero nin setsu
Warui magician ga honki dashitara manbiki jimen demo minukenai setsu
Will they be able to win 1 million yen?
Sanchu makenai setsu
This is amazing!
"Kako no housou kai" is streaming on Parabi