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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Now, here is our first presenter!
Please come in!
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Please come in!
It's not a pin mic!
I was surprised.
Mine is over there.
What kind of system is this?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
This time, we have an annual project.
Here it is!
2018 Preview Prank!
This time of the year, we have an annual project.
But this year, we have a prank.
We have a prank for this week.
First of all, we have a preview.
A week later, you will guess what the prank is.
No one said "I will win first place this year", right?
We did it every year.
But I think it's enough.
In 2014 and 2015, I won first place for two years in a row.
That's amazing!
That's right.
And I was pranked in Nahoya.
I was waiting for a traffic light.
And my car passed in front of me.
That's amazing!
After this, we will announce the number of times we were pranked in 2018.
This year, we have an annual preview prank for "ano genin".
In addition, we will hold "kimei one" Grand Prix.
"Kimei one" is easy.
And we will look for the most provocative men in Japan.
Nakamori Akira's "desire" competition.
"Desire" competition
In 2018, the entertainment ranking was challenged by "prank".
First of all, three people ranked 8th in 7 times.
In 2018, "brake" talent Karina Maruyama, Nadal Korochiki, and "biking" Kotouge.
By the way, Kotouge has been in the top 10 for 5 consecutive years since 2014's ranking survey.
Next, in 7th place, "jumpoke otake" ranked 8th.
Next, in 6th place, "okazu club" ranked 9th.
The entertainment ranking was challenged by "prank".
Next, in 5th place, "biking" Nishimura ranked 10th.
"biking" is not a combination of "deceiver" and "deceived".
Both of them ranked in.
It's a rare combination, isn't it?
It's really pathetic.
Next, both entertainers ranked in 3rd place in the same ranking.
"ganbareru" and "yoshiko" ranked 11th.
Although they had a long hiatus at the end of the year, they ranked in 3rd place in 2018.
And in 3rd place, "fujiwara fujii" ranked in the same ranking.
"dokkiri to ieba" and "onashimi no kao" ranked in the same ranking.
Next, in 2nd place...
"panser" won 14 times.
This man from "dokkiri" is in "dokkiri"'s 2nd break.
In each "dokkiri"'s show, he was deceived and ranked in 2nd place.
And the one who won 1st place is...
"sanshiro" komiya, 15 times.
In 2017, "sanshiro" komiya was 2nd place.
In 2018, "sanshiro" komiya was 1st place in "dokkiri".
So, in 2018, "sanshiro" komiya was deceived and ranked in 2nd place.
Surprisingly, "tetsuyan" doesn't do "dokkiri" anymore.
Even now, I do "dokkiri" 2 or 3 times a year, depending on the season.
So, in 2018, "sanshiro" komiya was 1st place in "dokkiri".
But, last year, "sanshiro" komiya did "dokkiri" in "dokkiri".
So, this time, this man will do "dokkiri" in "dokkiri".
This time, the man who will do "dokkiri" in "dokkiri" is...
Oh!
The second place in "dokkiri" ranking, Panser Ogata.
Mr. Ogata, you were second in "dokkiri" ranking in 2018.
Second? Second?
Yes.
How is it? I don't know.
Well, well, if it's "dokkiri"...
It's only one point away from being first.
Mr. Ogata has been "dokkiri" 14 times a year.
He should be familiar with most "dokkiri".
That's why...
An old plan.
If Mr. Ogata does 7 "dokkiri" in a week, will he notice all of them?
One week preview "dokkiri" verification.
No, I think it's okay, honestly.
It's okay?
Yes.
I'm sensitive.
Sensitive.
You're sensitive.
Compared to "kotouge", "saitou" and "komiya" who challenged "dokkiri" in the past,
Mr. Ogata is overwhelmingly "dunkan" in "dokkiri".
No, it's true.
Honestly, it's "dunkan".
"dokkiri" that Mr. Ogata is so confident in is...
A distant "kan" is not "kan".
A car navigation voice recording is "uso".
A "setsubun" event "oni" is "tenwa".
A living room at home is "sukoshi semakunatteiru".
A "suppin" "anmika" is "mcdonald's" "betsujin".
A "takoyaki" "nakami" is "ika".
A "yabame" amateur "ojisan" is "mainichi surechigau".
The camera has been attached to Ogata for a week.
Among them, he has done seven pranks earlier.
One week later, which of the events that struck Ogata's mind was a prank?
Ogata is sensitive to pranks, but can he answer all of them correctly?
It doesn't even end.
Good morning.
I've been looking for you all the time.
It's been hard for you.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
Are you sure?
Yes, I am.
Ogata has taken notes of the suspicious events that happened in the past week.
Will he answer all of them correctly?
What was the first event that Ogata thought was a prank?
First of all, I'm sure of it.
I was rolling beans in kindergarten.
I was hitting beans against a demon.
When I hit it, the demon fell down.
However, no matter how many times I hit it, it never stood up.
When it stood up, I was sensitive to it.
I was sure of it.
You did it.
I thought it would be difficult.
I lost.
He lost.
I lost.
Is this okay?
What did you lose?
I lost beans, too.
You're so strong!
That face!
After this, for 10 minutes,
a woman fought against a tough demon.
They were laughing like crazy.
She hit me many times with a stick.
If that's the case, that kindergarten is dangerous.
If it's true, it's a dangerous kindergarten.
That's a dangerous kindergarten!
I took a shoot at home.
The director at the time had a terrible smell of feet.
Terrible smell!
He had a face that smelled like feet.
He looked like a cartoon character.
I thought it was definitely him.
His regular show staff were mischievously hurt by him.
At this point, there is no quick answer.
I often go to the shipyard about four times a week.
The hot water in the shipyard was a little thick.
The shop assistant there was also a little nervous.
This is also a simple "so say, so say".
It should be sensitive.
Is it incorrect for two consecutive times?
You always go, don't you?
In addition...
My junior, Ichikippurin, recommended me a very good ramen shop.
So I went there.
But it was really bad.
One time, my wife made a loud noise.
Like an old man.
If it wasn't a prank like this, I wouldn't like it at all.
He hurt people around him one by one.
I can't get it at all.
I bought a car.
I changed my Lancer 80 to a Lancer 60.
I have a car that I care about.
On the right side of the door, there was a middle- aged man's punch.
Do you know middle-aged man's punch?
There was a punch.
He got hurt.
I'm sure of it.
It's really evil, isn't it?
But if you're a downturned senior, you can't do it at all.
It's pretty evil, isn't it?
Shut up.
As expected, you can't do that.
The result note is in a state of dissatisfaction with everyday life.
I didn't know it was like this.
And the seventh incident that Ogata thought it was a prank is...
There was a Machibura location.
Machibura location.
It's nice.
There was a butcher shop.
They had fried food and croquettes.
The clerk there told me that a bad guy would come in every Wednesday's downtown.
Do you know it?
This is a restaurant where lonely gourmets come.
I'm scared.
It's a famous work.
Everyone gets excited.
As expected, the fish is...
It's a bit like a TV show.
Yes.
It was definitely that bad guy.
Yes, it was during a fake Machibura location.
How long have you been doing this?
Forty years?
Forty-six years.
Forty-six years?!
Oh!
Ogata had an encounter with a wild amateur who was unhappy with his butcher husband.
I didn't know that.
I see.
The rest is...
Croquettes.
You look like that.
You don't have high tension.
Even now, I can't forget that face.
I will never forget it.
Ordinary people may not notice it.
But I saw that person.
I'm sure of it.
But this prank is...
Other than the croquettes...
That's right.
He saw that person every day.
It's Okinawa.
I'm so happy.
Ogata's answer is...
The owner of the butcher shop is amateur.
So, unfortunately, it's not correct.
I see.
So, Ogata's answer is...
There is only one correct answer.
Only one?
I didn't know it.
Ogata's answer is...
What is "toromi"?
I'm scared.
What is "toromi"?
It's disgusting.
It's a story about a dirty and smelly director.
It's so rude.
"Lancroix's Chimpanzee Kids" is also a real accident.
Who is it?
Is it Okada-san's first time?
Ogata couldn't answer only one of them correctly, and he told a joke about the other six.
I don't know.
Is it a handshake party?
What handshake party?
Yoshimoto-zaka.
It's not a handshake party.
It's not a handshake party?
Was there no other job for Yoshimoto-zaka?
Is it a carnaby?
Yes.
Yoshimoto-zaka is in charge of carnaby in 47 prefectures nationwide.
Oh, is that so?
Ogata-san, could you take charge of Hokkaido?
Yes.
The audio recording of carnaby is a lie.
Is it a lie?
He said something normal.
It's in the left direction. Thank you.
Thank you for your advice.
Please give me four straight lines.
One straight line.
Ten straight lines.
One hundred straight lines.
What are you doing?
One thousand straight lines.
Now that I think about it...
He's stupid.
One thousand straight lines.
One hundred straight lines.
He doesn't realize it.
He's stupid.
He doesn't know it.
The next one is the arrival series.
I don't know the kanji of it.
It's "shimkappu".
What's next?
It's "katocha".
A bear appeared.
I don't know what it is.
He is stupid.
A bear appeared.
A bear is in the battle and there is a heavy traffic jam.
He is stupid.
What's next?
Are you kidding me?
He pulled a bear.
Can you lower your voice?
It's like you are reflecting on yourself.
He pulled a bear.
He is stupid.
He is serious about any request.
He is not suspicious of any strange navigation system.
He is amazing.
A fox appeared.
A crab appeared.
What's next?
Has anyone come to the dressing room?
What bar did you drink?
"King's brunch".
Ms. Anmika.
Are you Ms. Anmika, too?
Please come in.
Excuse me.
Ms. Anmika.
I'm Anmika. Nice to meet you.
You look like her.
Ms. Anmika, who appeared in your school, is a completely different person.
She wore a non-makeup.
She looks like an old woman.
I thought her face was a little different, but I think that's how it is in this entertainment world.
That's terrible.
A lot of people are talking about your new work, "Dog Food".
Don't say that.
So I'd like you to think about it.
Really?
Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
I have no idea about this.
Ms. Anmika. Is that you, Ms. Anmika?
Is that you, Ms. Anmika?
I'm not sure about my voice, but...
She looks like a completely different person, but...
I'm Anmika. Nice to meet you.
Her voice is recorded by a real Anmika.
I see.
She speaks with a speaker in her mouth.
That's amazing.
I'm sorry. I caught a cold.
I'll be right back.
It's a bottle, but thank you for coming.
What's more...
Alinklin brought takoyaki.
It contained squid.
It wasn't an octopus?
No.
What's with that prank?
And her living room...
By making a part of the wall 10 centimeters thicker...
It was a little narrow, but...
I made the wall 10 centimeters thicker.
What?
What's with that prank?
Ogawa spent his time without noticing it at all.
Next is...
Didn't you go to Yoshimoto's office?
Office?
Didn't you meet anyone?
Oh, like Mukai or Kan.
Oh, far-sighted Kan.
Ogawa-san!
Ogawa-san, what time does it end today?
Oh, it's not Kan-san.
Mukai is real.
But, next to him is not Kan.
An artist who looks like Kan.
Watch's Keiji Muranaka-san.
What time does it end?
Is it around 11 o'clock?
Oh...
There's someone who wants to drink with you.
No, it's not Kan.
Eh?
It's not your partner's Kan?
Who is this?!
Eh?!
So it wasn't Kan?
And lastly is...
That far-sighted amateur's sword.
We passed each other every day for 7 days.
Eh?!
All the time?!
What do you mean?
Eh, 7 times?!
Yes.
7 times.
Eh?!
I see.
The answer was bad.
I see.
You didn't get any of them right.
You don't know all of them, do you?
Eh, is there really no carnage?
That's right.
You think that situation is possible, don't you?
That's why you pulled out a bear and the carnage detected it and told you that it pulled out a bear.
If you pull out a bear, the car will collapse.
You think that situation is possible, don't you?
That's why you pulled out a carnage.
Isn't it amazing that you didn't detect a carnage?
Because you work together every day.
That's right.
You think it's a carnage, don't you?
But if the staff and chimpanzee were here, I would think it's a beach.
If the chimpanzee were having a meeting like this...
The next presenter is this person! Please come in!
Thank you for coming!
Hello!
Thank you for coming!
So, everyone!
Yes, yes!
It's sudden, but when you're doing a scary character or a scary type of story,
there are times when you scream from the audience, right?
Yes, yes!
Even though you know the setting of the story,
for example, if you steal underwear in a costume thief story,
the audience will scream!
Well, there were also costume thief comedians.
No, no!
I'm sorry!
Yes, yes!
In the past, you weren't the type of person to say that.
For me, for example, even though I didn't appear in it,
in Tama-san's "Telephone Shocking",
just because I was told "The next guest is you, Degawa-san",
I would scream!
No, that's right!
It was really sad at the time!
Yes, when you watch it at home, it's not this sad!
It's really sad!
Even if you do it, you'll be told "Kyaa!",
and it's a little troublesome.
So, this time, we brought a theory like this.
Here it is!
Screaming one Grand Prix!
Yes!
That's right!
If you're going to scream,
you should scream and laugh,
and decide who is the comedian who has both of them.
That's what we're going to do for Sakate.
Screaming one Grand Prix!
It's like this, right?
This time, the judges will be
100 general women who were called out for recording a fake show.
The amount of screaming that increased greatly
will be divided into 1 decibel and 1 point.
1 person will have 1 point,
and a total of 100 points will be added as laughing points.
The winner will be decided with 3 total points.
Of course, the judges will not be allowed to record their screams.
The first challenger of the Screaming One Grand Prix is...
Let's get started!
The first group is this person!
Hello, people of Japan.
Nice to meet you.
My name is "Commando" because of my small window.
Oh my, oh my, people of Japan.
You are very noisy.
Is this a scratch?
Let me explain.
This is not a scratch, but a map of Kyoto.
The right eye is "Peaceful Earth", and the left eye is "Stormy Mountains".
The nose is "West Honganji", and the mouth is "Kyoto Station".
By the way, the position of the left ear is where Yamada Kuniko's talent shop "Cooney" was located.
The left ear is "West Honganji", and the right ear is "Kyoto Station".
By the way, the position of the left ear is where Yamada Kuniko's talent shop "Cooney" was located.
By the way, the position of the left ear is where Yamada Kuniko's talent shop "Kyoto Station" was located.
Stormy Mountains
It's super mysterious and super gross, but it's flying and flying from this world!
Space
You guys were crazy.
Flow
What is this?
The world view is...
Fate
Stormy Mountains
The laughable comment added to it is...
22 points!
It has a very world view.
Oh, really?
I think it's a joke that has been dropped into the general public.
There were many people who didn't like it.
Stormy Mountains
Thank you.
The laughable comment added to it is...
130 points!
Her face was a little creepy and I couldn't look at it much.
Her color was real and I thought it was torn, so I pulled it out.
It's scary and it's an interesting question from before.
It doesn't come back.
What are you doing?
The score is low.
Mr. Yamada Puniko, I love you a little...
Right comic comic, whatever happens...
It doesn't matter.
It's bad!
Mr. Puniko, it doesn't matter, does it?
The next challenger for the Himeiwan Grand Prix is...
The next challenger, please come in!
Camomental.
I'm a little scared of dogs.
Today you'll be massaging your back and soles of your feet.
What kind of enthusiasm do you have for today?
Enthusiasm?
Don't think of me as a human being.
Think of me as a monkey made of oil clay and beat me up.
What's that?
You like it strong, right?
It's an extreme story, but I don't care about torture.
Please make it meat dumplings.
Meat dumplings? Torture?
Even in a city clinic, you can do this much.
You can only do a normal massage!
When you grill a squid in an iron pan and squeeze it with a spatula...
The squid will squeak and cry, right?
I want you to make me cry like that with a massage.
Make you cry? With a massage?
Make you squeak and cry.
If you replay it in slow motion...
Actually...
It would be ideal if you said, "Stop it already."
Let's start with the sole of your foot.
Be careful.
When you do it, be careful.
Suddenly, you're like a character.
Crush each and every one of them.
Try to spread my foot like a naan.
Is that what you're trying to do?
When you go home, make me walk on my feet.
If I bend my foot and put it in like this, you win.
You're doing it pretty hard. Doesn't it hurt?
It hurts a lot, doesn't it?
Watch your mouth.
You can't do it like that.
Be careful and make me cry.
You're doing it pretty hard.
You can't make me cry.
I've been massaging you too much.
I'm having a heart attack.
What are you making me do?
That's dangerous.
I'm sorry.
When you look down at me, I feel like I'm in a dark place.
That's why I'm doing it like that.
That's why you're like that.
Let's start with the back.
Okay, let's start with the back.
What is this back?
It's very soft.
Isn't it weird?
My hands are getting in more and more.
Push it in more and more.
I'm sweating a lot.
Use your sweat.
It's getting in more and more.
What is this?
That's the heart.
Heart?
Hold it.
It's pounding.
Squeeze it.
Pull it.
Don't go there.
I cried!
Wow!
Camomental challenged with a crazy joke he's good at.
The score of laughter added to Himei's 88 points is...
40 points!
Oh, it was 41 points.
Well, it was like that.
I don't know if it didn't match a little.
Certainly.
Himei was also not good and laughter became bad for Camomental.
The total score is 128 points.
I'm not sure if it's a habit or not, but I was a little scared.
I was shaking a little.
I was shaking.
I was doing it while thinking that Himei wouldn't come, so I wonder if it wasn't good.
Maybe it would have been better to do it as usual.
So far, Himei's jokes have been repeated.
As expected, if you do it three times in a row, it may seem a little strange.
It's for you!
I'm healed!
Here, for now, I'll put my hat on.
How do you feel about your hat?
It was 41 points!
Thank you!
The audience's atmosphere was also warm.
Himei One Grand Prix resumes!
Finally, for the last challenger...
Here she is!
Please marry me!
It hasn't started yet.
It hasn't started yet, but...
On their appearance, Angirls suddenly revealed today's top secrets of Max.
Short story "Test of Strength".
Huh? Tanaka-san, what are you doing?
Huh? Oh, I'm casting a spell so that I won't be possessed by evil spirits.
Oh, is that so?
But you look like someone possessed by evil spirits!
Next up is a short story.
"One Scene in a Haunted Mansion".
Next up is a short story.
"Attack on Titan" and "Attack on Titan"'s heir.
You're doing it on your own.
Thank you for coming.
Angles kept laughing, screaming, and constantly laughing.
If they get more than 19 points of laughter, they win.
But...
Angles' score is...
69 points!
Wow, that's amazing.
So, Angles, who got 181 points in total, is the first champion of Himeiwan Grand Prix.
I tried not to contact him as much as possible.
But now it's noisy, so I tried to avoid it only here.
Congratulations on your victory!
It's easier than a normal comedy joke band.
It's easy to laugh at.
If you say you're going to jump in...
And finally, let's tell the audience a joke.
Actually, this is Wednesday's "Downtown".
So, Himeiwan Grand Prix, Hasen Himeiwan is the champion.
That's not it!
Himeiwan is Hasen's team, but Himeiwan Grand Prix is Angles' team.
If you have a second chance, do you have anyone you recommend?
I think only Ega-chan can beat Angles.
Ega-chan is funny and funny.
Matsumoto-san, do you have anyone you recommend?
On the contrary, if another middle school student gets angry on the way...
If you break a cardboard box...
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
"Everyone's Theory Corner".
Tonight's presenter is...
Mr. Tanihara!
Hello!
Are you busy with R&B?
No, I'm not busy.
Just a little.
He gave me a little.
Now, let's get started.
There are various entertainers.
I think there are various hairstyles.
For example, like Matsumoto-san is represented...
He has a type like a bald head.
Is it a bald type?
Hamada-san has a type like a shaggy hair.
Shaggy hair?
Isn't it strange?
Just look at me!
I think that's probably the image of the general public.
Now, Mr. Degawa-san...
Who do you think of as a long-haired entertainer with long hair?
Ah, like Nakaoka of "Lodge".
I think it's Kan-san of "Panther".
Ah, that's right!
Do you have any other, Matsumoto-san?
Like Nora Hirano.
She's a female entertainer.
In this case...
If you think about it a little, I think you can guess it.
Now, we have chosen a theory about such long- haired entertainers.
Here it is!
The theory about the longest-haired entertainer in Japan, Tom Browne!
He's unexpectedly long, isn't he?
That's right.
He also appeared in last year's final match of "M-1".
After this, we'll investigate all of the long- haired entertainers!
You idiots!
Up until now, we've been sponsoring these programs.
The longest-haired male entertainer in Japan, Tom Browne's "Nunokawa Theory".
Without further ado...
It's pretty long!
Pretty long!
First of all, let's check Nunokawa's hair.
How long have you had your hair long?
About two years ago.
At first, it was like...
Wakabayashi-san from Odoi-san was watching my videos.
And he said, "Nunokawa's inner side is a little weird."
Shouldn't we combine his inner and outer sides?
Let's talk about it.
How about long hair?
So I bought a wig and tried it on for the first time.
And I got twice as much as I expected.
With Wakabayashi-san's advice, Tom Browne became very popular.
By the way, his unknown hairstyle was also changing.
Nunokawa's current hair length is...
55 centimeters.
Is there an entertainer whose hair is longer than 55 centimeters?
So, let's start provoking entertainers.
First...
Thank you for your hard work.
Veteran provocation entertainer, hiking, walking, Suzuki Kyutaro.
Why are you provoked?
My partner Matsuda-san's advice for long hair.
I didn't have a character and I was doing normal manzai.
So Matsuda-san told me to grow it out.
Kyutaro has been provoking entertainers for more than 10 years.
But he is particular about his hair length.
When I say "Mr. Hibiko"
I look like a Japanese-American.
It's about this length.
If I grow it out, it will be too long.
Mr. Hibiko
It's kind of...
It's kind of embarrassing without the audience.
I know.
Kyutaro's hair length is...
46cm.
But it's still long.
The record is 46cm.
It's still long.
So, the next provocation entertainer is...
Hello.
Metal bat, Tomoyasu Shunpei.
When did you start growing your hair out?
About 3 years ago.
I was reading a book in a beauty salon.
A beauty salon was messing with my hair and it got messy.
So I started growing it out right away.
Is there anything troubling you?
Troubling me?
Yes, I'm popular with girls.
Show me this part.
Show me your nails.
Tomoyasu Shunpei's hair length is...
74cm.
He easily exceeded the length of his clothes.
So, the theory is not true.
But, is the longest hair entertainer really Tomoyasu?
In order to continue the investigation...
Bricky Crows, Kobayashi Melody...
Actually...
Nihon Claire, Nakajima girl, etc...
She was really tall!
An 80cm-tall hair entertainer also confirmed it.
You always say "shiei" (short for "shiei" is "shiei" in Japanese)
And, after hearing that there is an entertainer in Hokkaido who exceeds that record...
He came to Sapporo, Yoshimoto.
Oh, nice!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too!
This is the entertainer with 6 years of acting experience...
"God's Pet", Suzusaku.
The reason is...
When I was in the 2nd year of high school...
In my friend's room...
I started growing my hair out because I admired Nirvana's Kurt Cobain.
It's completely different!
When I realized it, it became like this.
So, you haven't cut your hair since then?
Since then...
I haven't cut my hair for 8 or 9 years.
The length of her hair that she kept growing out for 8 years is...
1m13cm!
She is currently in first place!
Is there anyone who has longer hair than me?
I don't think so.
Even if I meet a long-haired entertainer, I'm definitely longer than them.
With that said...
The entertainer with the longest hair in Japan is...
Probably...
1m13cm of Suzusaku!
So, what happens if you leave out the entertainment industry?
A man and...
A man with the longest hair in Japan are also being investigated.
I'm interviewing a man who's trying to provoke you.
How long is your hair now?
Well, it's like this.
It's bald.
It's not that long, but it's not good.
Is it long in the back?
Well, it's like this in general.
Why is your hair long?
It's warm in the winter.
It's like a hat.
In the summer, it's like this.
It's like a short bob.
And...
Has anyone modeled you?
Well...
Mr. Samuta Gochi.
When I saw his looks...
I thought, "His looks are interesting."
I don't have money, so I don't go anywhere.
I don't do anything bad with my money.
I really like girls' hairstyles.
I like Esme and Makiko.
Why did you want to have that hairstyle?
Well...
I wanted to see my child, so I got cancer.
I was about to get divorced.
My child touched me.
My hair was short.
I wanted to have that hairstyle.
So I got cancer.
I got cancer so I could see my child.
That's one of the reasons.
However, two weeks have passed since the investigation began.
We still haven't found anything over 1 meter and 13 centimeters tall.
However, we received information from the Internet about a very provocative man.
So we contacted him and asked where we could meet.
Hello.
This is the most provocative bandman in Japan, Mr. Plasma.
Actually, this person, from his distinctive appearance...
What happened to his teeth?
He was scouted by foreigners while walking in Koenji.
As a model of high-end brand Balenciaga, he suddenly made his debut in Paris.
However, he is a hot topic.
Mr. Plasma's hair...
Although it is 183 centimeters high, it extends down to the knee.
I don't think I've cut it for more than 15 years.
How long is it?
It's 1 meter and 43 centimeters.
Wow!
It's 1 meter and 43 centimeters.
Actually, it doesn't extend anymore.
I think it will stay like this for three or four years.
Usually, it is said that it grows back in about five years.
Apparently, it doesn't extend any more.
In that case, I don't think we can physically find it any longer.
There is one person who comes to mind in the program.
Who is it?
Mr. Fujita, a bar master who appeared in the program with dreadlocks.
At that time, he was 56 years old and had dreadlocks.
Its tip was on the ground.
Do you have any trouble with dreadlocks?
I put it in and split it apart at the rotation of the tire.
Such Fujita-san's thread is still alive today.
Why did you start cutting it?
Well, it's reggae music.
It's influenced by Bob Marley.
Thirty years ago, the thread was about this long.
Since then, I haven't cut it even once.
How many centimeters is the thread that has been stretched for 30 years?
It's 2.49 meters.
The record is 2.49 meters.
It's 2 meters.
What's wrong with the thread?
The thread is just a lump of hair.
So, I think the hair that's coming in right now is about this long.
Other than that?
It's a lump of hair that's stuck together.
I see.
By the way, the world's longest thread is 33 meters.
Wow, it's hair.
Wow.
By the way, my hair color is also Nirvana's Bart Cobain's color.
It's strange that you haven't done it for a long time.
I admire it.
I'm doing Nirvana's Bart Cobain's color.
Kurt Cobain?
You can't make a mistake.
If you're going to make fun of me, you can't make a mistake.
Today we have another theory.
Everyone, when you go to karaoke, you put in a love song, right?
Yes, we do.
Is there a song that comes to your mind when you think of that song?
Roppongi Shinjuu.
Datte kou kokoro nante fuwafuwa fuwafuwa
It was like that in our time.
"Fuwafuwa" was like that.
Another typical one is Otsukai's "Sakuranbo".
Young people may not know it, but Nakamori Akina's "Desire".
How do you put it in?
Nante ne, hora Yoshichan
There are many places you can put it in.
Today we have this!
"Desire" love song competition!
This time, only for "Desire" love song competition,
we asked people who usually use "Desire" love song competition
to make their own "Desire" love song competition.
It looks delicious.
Doesn't it look delicious?
After this, the original "Desire" love song competition will be held.
"Desire" love song competition
Speaking of Akina Nakamori's "Desire"
It is familiar to put in this kind of love song,
This time, each of the four teams that are good at "Desire" love song will perform their own "Desire" love song, and compete in terms of quality.
First up...
Oh!
It's scary.
Here it comes!
Yours is scarier!
The older team in Shinjuku 2-chome, led by Barineko Doroo.
Using Barineko's special love circumstances and her own experience, she will show us her "Desire" love song.
What is her "Desire" love circumstance?
Oh my god!
Are you OK?
What is her "Desire" love circumstance?
When I put on my make-up, I immediately go to the trashcan.
It feels so good!
Oh my god!
I can't stop smiling.
I want to learn how to get rid of loneliness.
Oh my god!
I can't get engrossed in love.
Is your make-up black?
I want to cover my face with my bare back.
I just got a message from him on LINE.
Come to my house in 10 minutes.
When I rushed there, the door was locked and I left it for two hours.
I was so excited!
Oh my god!
It was so much fun!
Let me see how you do it.
OK.
I can't watch this.
How many groups are there?
There are only three groups left.
What groups are there?
"You" is one more group, "host" and "otaku".
Yes, you're right.
Did you check the lyrics properly?
Yes.
Did you think it was funny?
Yes, I did.
Well, it doesn't matter.
Next story.
Yes.
I'm scared.
Oh, wait a minute.
My hand came off.
Which one is the most interesting?
The one just now.
Well, probably.
Huh?
Then it's just the one you drank just now.
But it's a competition, isn't it?
I don't know.
So, once again, it's a competition.
I think it's so interesting.
Right?
It's funny, isn't it?
If you keep watching like this, I'll be scared, too.
It may be a little tiring.
The first one was the most interesting, so I don't think you can ask for more.
Well, it's not that interesting.
That's right.
In the first place.
The other one.
The host who just played for a moment.
She is the oldest host among 57-year-olds in Kabuki.
She used to be number one, but now she has become number one.
She is an older host.
She used to be a host of "Bousou-zoku".
She made a love story about a heart of silicon exploding due to scuba diving.
That's scary.
I think it's amazing if you listen to it as an episode.
But if you make it a love story, it will be boring all at once.
You can listen to it only as an episode.
That's right.
Next week, there are a lot of people hiding in their houses.
What are you saying?!
In addition, there is a rumor that "entertainer disbandment prank" is more painful than "master class".
There is a rumor that "entertainer disbandment prank" is more painful than "master class".
I want to do it.
Let's do it.
How do we do it?
Let's do it.
And...
In search of the oldest sign in Japan...
Unexpected rumors about "downtown"...
It's always bad news!
"Bousou-zoku" will be broadcasted on Parabi.